Glad to see someone agrees with me on the AR-15 as a hunting rifle. I never go for deer with anything less than my late Grandpa's Marlin .30-30, and once took one with a Hi-Point .45 ACP carbine.
Me to myself: "Didn't Decker cover this already?" My brain to myself: " No, doofus. You, yourself, watched this one on a sick day from work, and analyzed it much like Decker would've."
Honestly, if you transitioned to only reviewing asylum grade material, I would be okay with it. Not that you're only worthy of that, but it's a niche that you work well with.
Thank you for making every review so much fun! You're a comedic genius!!! In a perfect world i would get a review from you every day!!!! Thank you sir!
I didn't get notified! I have the bell turned to always. Had i not enjoyed your content enough to go looking for it? I would've never known you uploaded a new video. Great video
I still have no idea why these movies need to have dinosaurs being completely bulletproof Okay. You keep sending a bunch of "highly trained soldiers" to incapacitate/kill these things.....while giving them guns without any armor-piercing rounds or gas grenades. At this point you can just send your troops with super soakers and the result would remain the same
Throwing together a whole second movie, just because of a scheduling conflict, shows that The Asylum is at least committed to the craft of quick-and-cheap-chash-ins.
I actually don't know if I like it or I hate first there are the positives I do like how the Allosaurus are sexually dimorphic like the males have a little quills and females they do not that is my like the greatest positive as a paleontologist but dear God the fact that they even tried copying Jurassic world Fallen Kingdom is just downright condescending just be a failure and yes I am aware about the dinosaurs in the Jurassic series being inaccurate and yes I will think they did and the CGI does look a little bit better from the previous movie and yes I'm actually saying that so yes good job keep on going
Hi Decker, Just wanted to send you a quick message of thanks. Found your channel many years ago and it's not just a great watch but it has helped me through many tough times. I've no idea why but any time life gets tough your channel always cheers me up. I know it's a small consolation as it doesn't pay the bills, but even if your subscriber count isn't going up as quickly as you may hope or you're not receiving the views you desire, you're providing value to people and it is much appreciated.
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:05 🦖 *Introduction to "Triassic Hunt" and its connection to "Triassic World"* - Introduces "Triassic Hunt" as a sequel to Asylum's mockbuster "Triassic World." - Explains the challenge Asylum faced due to the release schedule misalignment with "Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom." 01:14 🎬 *Overview of "Triassic Hunt" Opening Credits and Initial Plot Setup* - Analyzes Asylum's traditional opening credits style with dramatic music and clips from a different movie. - Describes the introduction of characters and the setup involving the transportation of escaped dinosaurs. 04:00 🕵️♂️ *Introduction of the A-Team, Characters, and Initial Mission Briefing* - Introduces the A-Team, the group of Black Ops mercenaries tasked with hunting down the escaped dinosaurs. - Highlights the tension and drama within the team, setting the stage for their mission. 06:43 🦖 *Background Information on Escaped Dinosaurs and Sequel References* - Provides background information on the escaped enhanced dinosaurs, linking it to a previous Asylum movie. - Explains the characters' awareness of the dangers posed by these genetically modified creatures. 11:23 🦕 *Encounter with the Bulletproof Allosaurus and Team's Ineffectiveness* - Describes the team's encounter with an invulnerable Allosaurus and their struggle to deal with it. - Emphasizes the ineffective weaponry and the challenges faced by the characters in capturing the dinosaurs. 14:46 💼 *Villain's Plan Revealed: Capitalizing on Dinosaur Chaos* - Reveals the antagonist's plan to capitalize on the chaos caused by dinosaurs, turning it into a live-streamed spectacle. - Highlights the financial motives behind creating a show with dinosaurs versus special operatives. 18:10 🧠 *Shocking Revelation: Dinosaurs Are Intelligent and Tactical* - Unveils the revelation that the escaped dinosaurs are highly intelligent and tactical, created intentionally by the villains. - Acknowledges the characters' realization of the true nature of the mutated dinosaurs. 19:38 🤔 *Team's Dilemma and Discovery of Dinosaur Understanding English* - Discusses the team's contemplation of their mission and the dinosaurs' ability to understand English using Deacon's communicator. - Sets the stage for the team's decision to eliminate the dinosaurs in their Triassic hunt. 19:52 🎯 *Final Plan: Dino Brain Blower Beam and Explosive Factory* - Nick discovers important files about an ammonium nitrate factory, a potential way to defeat the dinosaurs. - The plan involves using C4 to blow up the factory, creating a chemical reaction that would eliminate the dinosaurs. - Carl sets up the Dino Brain Blower Beam, but a randomizer fails, causing a crisis. 21:04 🚨 *Drone Strike and Egg Discovery* - A drone strike becomes the new crisis as Elaine activates "Clean Sweep" to eliminate the dinosaurs. - Joy discovers the dinosaurs' nest and the egg they were protecting. - Elaine reveals her true evil intentions, and the situation becomes more chaotic. 22:28 🌐 *Shocking Revelations and Last Dinosaur Standoff* - Elaine's revelation about her sinister plans adds a new layer to the chaos. - Jordan's Clean Sweep fail-safe becomes another problem, threatening a widespread explosion. - The final confrontation involves a showdown with the last remaining dinosaur, leading to a dramatic and explosive resolution. 24:29 🎉 *Conclusion and Review* - The concluding moments include an unexpected twist, leaving only Joy and Gordon alive. - The review sums up the film's strengths and weaknesses, highlighting its nonsensical plot and mediocre presentation. - The final rating is given, categorizing "Jurassic Hunt" as standard Asylum fare with average performances and effects. Made with HARPA AI
Only YOU Decker can make such awful looking, shite films look actually appealing! Maybe Asylum should give you the actual job of doing this over EVERY one of their crappy films to make them actually watchable! That`s a very special and staggeringly impressive talent mate!
Decker - YOU ARE THE MAN!! I liked & subscribed years ago! Please keep the laughs coming! You are THE BEST Internet Movie Critic EVER! and I really enjoy the facts,cast, trivia and backstory that you put in Every Video.Thanks for all you do, Decker and Happy New Year! I Hope 2024 is a Great one for Ya! THANX AGAIN
Asylum should shift their business model to; making shitty movies that Decker makes fun of. 🤣 There’s no way these videos aren’t SO much more entertaining than the actual movie
Good idea Decker. She may be older but Linea in a hot tub would defenitly help the dino live stream. Its gone. Say you think the jumping thing may be on the roof over us? Nah. So the drones are programed to turn around and blow up the bad guy building. Yeah these guys never had a chance to win.
Is there a movie where ppl were killed by dinosaurs having snu snu with them? I feel the Asylum may have made something like that. Because then they could blow the.. well you know.
Kinda sad to think that the Asylum could probably make some actually decent low budget movies at this point if they hired inexperienced but passionate young directors instead of just trying to bank in on other movies
Highly trained mercenary chicken winging the shit out of his empty rifle. Honestly, there are youtube videos that are free to watch that could teach the actors how to hold their guns. No special training needed. Biggest pet peeve when watching anythi g with guns in it
Bro im so glad i remember to check deckers channel for new uploads becouse youtube refuses to push me his content is really quite annoying. stop being such a dick youtube be better
These movies are so cringe…even the little snippets included in your videos are enough to want to just shut it off…but of course, you reverse that effect. Keep it up deck
The fact that he lasted until, almost, the end was mind boggling. He kept making the stupidest decisions and even got to square off against the Dino with a sword. He did not deserve that
Another great review of a crappy movie so, I’M HITTIN THE LIKE BUTTON! and CONTRIBUTING A COMMENT! and Encouraging everyone else to do the same to help you out.
Ah yes, Allosaurus…….a dinosaur from the Jurassic period…..in a film called Triassic Hunt. All made for Dinocember reviews…….in January. My brain hurts.
Why does the one guy have a massive cold sore? Also Michael Pare was in a show Starhunter that I used to love. It's slightly above this level of cheese which to me means they must have spent big money to get a name so big.
You know, if you reaaaaaaallllyyyy must weaponize prehistoric animals, then you might have an easier time generically engineering a prehistoric synapsid like Dimetrodon that you can graft mini guns onto. That way, you literally have a walking tank.
Asylum movies almost always have a body count, and they're always so hammingly forced And somehow they rope in an A-Lister to play in their bullshit knockoffs
Here's another request to please slip back into the Sword and Sorcery genre with the Mythica series of movies (A Quest for Heroes, The Darkspore, The Necromancer, The Iron Crown, The Godslayer)
"Ermmm, Ackshually Decker, that AK47 is a Yugoslavian Zastava M92 or rather built off of that pattern but in acksuallity is a Tokyo Marui AK-47 Beta Spetsnaz BB gun~" 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
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"He sneaks up on an unsuspecting door! It turns out it leads to a building."
Decker, your narration is so hilarious. Gives me the chuckles every time.
I wonder if someone dropped their Bluetooth earbud and they just said "what if this was part of the script"?
I really like how Decker's presentation has grown over the years. His line delivery and dramatic expressions has gotten a lot better!
Glad to see someone agrees with me on the AR-15 as a hunting rifle. I never go for deer with anything less than my late Grandpa's Marlin .30-30, and once took one with a Hi-Point .45 ACP carbine.
Me to myself: "Didn't Decker cover this already?"
My brain to myself: " No, doofus. You, yourself, watched this one on a sick day from work, and analyzed it much like Decker would've."
I personally find the idea of a movie studio purposely not making a sequel just to piss you off somewhat hilarious
Honestly, if you transitioned to only reviewing asylum grade material, I would be okay with it. Not that you're only worthy of that, but it's a niche that you work well with.
I want him to review those asylum grade chinese kung fu movies. They're hilarious.
Thank you for making every review so much fun! You're a comedic genius!!! In a perfect world i would get a review from you every day!!!! Thank you sir!
The best part is one of the bad asses is using a Daisy pellet air rifle.
I didn't get notified! I have the bell turned to always. Had i not enjoyed your content enough to go looking for it? I would've never known you uploaded a new video. Great video
The guy driving the truck at the beginning looks like he chugged Red Kool-Aid right before filming and it’s extremely distracting…
Always nice to have another Decker Shado video to watch, and then rewatch repeatedly.
I still have no idea why these movies need to have dinosaurs being completely bulletproof
Okay. You keep sending a bunch of "highly trained soldiers" to incapacitate/kill these things.....while giving them guns without any armor-piercing rounds or gas grenades.
At this point you can just send your troops with super soakers and the result would remain the same
These dinosaur movies never seem to end. It's worse than zombies, lol!!! Thanks Baron Decker Von Shado for another hilarious review.
Throwing together a whole second movie, just because of a scheduling conflict, shows that The Asylum is at least committed to the craft of quick-and-cheap-chash-ins.
At Linnea's age, are we sure her not having nudity is a point against the film?
I'm just saying, remember the bathtub woman from The Shining.
Sheesh, that these monstrosities not even looking like Allosaurus is the least of the film's problems is really saying something.
I actually don't know if I like it or I hate first there are the positives I do like how the Allosaurus are sexually dimorphic like the males have a little quills and females they do not that is my like the greatest positive as a paleontologist but dear God the fact that they even tried copying Jurassic world Fallen Kingdom is just downright condescending just be a failure and yes I am aware about the dinosaurs in the Jurassic series being inaccurate and yes I will think they did and the CGI does look a little bit better from the previous movie and yes I'm actually saying that so yes good job keep on going
I swear these low budget dino movies are my kryptonite.
Lol, Triassic Hunt.... Say it three times.
Triassic Hunt... Get it... Great movie review Decker Shado, thanks for all your hard work.
🤣
UA-cam showed me this announcement!
Now we have to wonder what nefarious reason it makes me one of your 5%
At a glance, I read 'Triassic' as 'Trashic'; Asylum should adopt that as a proprietary genre.
Combo, Super Combo, Cambrian Combo, Triassic Combo, Jurassic Combo, Cretaceous Combo, Dynomite Combo!
I really want this man to review one of the sharknado movie's
I don't really want to live in a world where Decker does not make videos about dinosaurs.
It's no longer december.😕
I assume it got caught up by the copyright system or something UA-cam.
Oh, Asylum keeping the tradition of Cannon films alive and well🧀🧀🧀
Decker & D grade Dinosaur films are the perfect pair ❤
The way that line "we lost it. It got a way" is said is too damn funny. 😂😂😂
You know that sword is Disneys IP. They are so lucky that evil mouse didn't come for them. Lol
Kept trying to figure out why the one security dude had horrible lipstick. Oh yeah...fake blood.
Hi Decker,
Just wanted to send you a quick message of thanks. Found your channel many years ago and it's not just a great watch but it has helped me through many tough times. I've no idea why but any time life gets tough your channel always cheers me up.
I know it's a small consolation as it doesn't pay the bills, but even if your subscriber count isn't going up as quickly as you may hope or you're not receiving the views you desire, you're providing value to people and it is much appreciated.
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation:
00:05 🦖 *Introduction to "Triassic Hunt" and its connection to "Triassic World"*
- Introduces "Triassic Hunt" as a sequel to Asylum's mockbuster "Triassic World."
- Explains the challenge Asylum faced due to the release schedule misalignment with "Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom."
01:14 🎬 *Overview of "Triassic Hunt" Opening Credits and Initial Plot Setup*
- Analyzes Asylum's traditional opening credits style with dramatic music and clips from a different movie.
- Describes the introduction of characters and the setup involving the transportation of escaped dinosaurs.
04:00 🕵️♂️ *Introduction of the A-Team, Characters, and Initial Mission Briefing*
- Introduces the A-Team, the group of Black Ops mercenaries tasked with hunting down the escaped dinosaurs.
- Highlights the tension and drama within the team, setting the stage for their mission.
06:43 🦖 *Background Information on Escaped Dinosaurs and Sequel References*
- Provides background information on the escaped enhanced dinosaurs, linking it to a previous Asylum movie.
- Explains the characters' awareness of the dangers posed by these genetically modified creatures.
11:23 🦕 *Encounter with the Bulletproof Allosaurus and Team's Ineffectiveness*
- Describes the team's encounter with an invulnerable Allosaurus and their struggle to deal with it.
- Emphasizes the ineffective weaponry and the challenges faced by the characters in capturing the dinosaurs.
14:46 💼 *Villain's Plan Revealed: Capitalizing on Dinosaur Chaos*
- Reveals the antagonist's plan to capitalize on the chaos caused by dinosaurs, turning it into a live-streamed spectacle.
- Highlights the financial motives behind creating a show with dinosaurs versus special operatives.
18:10 🧠 *Shocking Revelation: Dinosaurs Are Intelligent and Tactical*
- Unveils the revelation that the escaped dinosaurs are highly intelligent and tactical, created intentionally by the villains.
- Acknowledges the characters' realization of the true nature of the mutated dinosaurs.
19:38 🤔 *Team's Dilemma and Discovery of Dinosaur Understanding English*
- Discusses the team's contemplation of their mission and the dinosaurs' ability to understand English using Deacon's communicator.
- Sets the stage for the team's decision to eliminate the dinosaurs in their Triassic hunt.
19:52 🎯 *Final Plan: Dino Brain Blower Beam and Explosive Factory*
- Nick discovers important files about an ammonium nitrate factory, a potential way to defeat the dinosaurs.
- The plan involves using C4 to blow up the factory, creating a chemical reaction that would eliminate the dinosaurs.
- Carl sets up the Dino Brain Blower Beam, but a randomizer fails, causing a crisis.
21:04 🚨 *Drone Strike and Egg Discovery*
- A drone strike becomes the new crisis as Elaine activates "Clean Sweep" to eliminate the dinosaurs.
- Joy discovers the dinosaurs' nest and the egg they were protecting.
- Elaine reveals her true evil intentions, and the situation becomes more chaotic.
22:28 🌐 *Shocking Revelations and Last Dinosaur Standoff*
- Elaine's revelation about her sinister plans adds a new layer to the chaos.
- Jordan's Clean Sweep fail-safe becomes another problem, threatening a widespread explosion.
- The final confrontation involves a showdown with the last remaining dinosaur, leading to a dramatic and explosive resolution.
24:29 🎉 *Conclusion and Review*
- The concluding moments include an unexpected twist, leaving only Joy and Gordon alive.
- The review sums up the film's strengths and weaknesses, highlighting its nonsensical plot and mediocre presentation.
- The final rating is given, categorizing "Jurassic Hunt" as standard Asylum fare with average performances and effects.
Made with HARPA AI
Only YOU Decker can make such awful looking, shite films look actually appealing! Maybe Asylum should give you the actual job of doing this over EVERY one of their crappy films to make them actually watchable! That`s a very special and staggeringly impressive talent mate!
Decker - YOU ARE THE MAN!! I liked & subscribed years ago! Please keep the laughs coming! You are THE BEST Internet Movie Critic EVER! and I really enjoy the facts,cast, trivia and backstory that you put in Every Video.Thanks for all you do, Decker and Happy New Year! I Hope 2024 is a Great one for Ya! THANX AGAIN
Linnea Quigley and Michael Pare, huh? Two more beloved B-movie stars of yesteryear ending their careers in a crappy Asylum movie.
I guess to work at the Asylum, you need to be completely shameless.
Or broke.
Asylum should shift their business model to; making shitty movies that Decker makes fun of. 🤣
There’s no way these videos aren’t SO much more entertaining than the actual movie
Decker, you should check out the recent monster movie The Loch Ness Horror, I’m not going to spoil anything but I will tell you to brace yourself
The time they use a dinosaur from the Jurassic, Jurassic isn't in the movie's title.
Good idea Decker. She may be older but Linea in a hot tub would defenitly help the dino live stream.
Its gone. Say you think the jumping thing may be on the roof over us? Nah.
So the drones are programed to turn around and blow up the bad guy building. Yeah these guys never had a chance to win.
Is there a movie where ppl were killed by dinosaurs having snu snu with them? I feel the Asylum may have made something like that. Because then they could blow the.. well you know.
Linea Quigley is 65 years old. But I agree, you don't put her in a movie and not have boobs.
Sacrificial comment to Algo, great daemon of the algorithm!
Comments for the comment god.
UA-cam put this video in my queue I think, Decker.
Kinda sad to think that the Asylum could probably make some actually decent low budget movies at this point if they hired inexperienced but passionate young directors instead of just trying to bank in on other movies
Even for a cheesy horror flick that you don't take seriously. It looks pretty bad
😅 algorithm tribute
Highly trained mercenary chicken winging the shit out of his empty rifle. Honestly, there are youtube videos that are free to watch that could teach the actors how to hold their guns. No special training needed. Biggest pet peeve when watching anythi g with guns in it
Wow, Linnea Quigley's extreme old age makeup is really impressive, especially for the budget. What?........oh, it's not makeup? Awkward.
Bro im so glad i remember to check deckers channel for new uploads becouse youtube refuses to push me his content is really quite annoying. stop being such a dick youtube be better
These movies are so cringe…even the little snippets included in your videos are enough to want to just shut it off…but of course, you reverse that effect. Keep it up deck
I miss when it felt like asylum kinda gave a fuck about their movies.
Is this the one with Emilia Clarke
Edit: Triassic attack is the one with her 😅
I would be more concerned about that major herpies on that one dudes face.
Decker Shado reviewing an Asylum movie in the morning, what else ?
19:33 still believe your add stuff i see the skeleton pumpkin art
Nice one,, Decker. Happy Dinocember to you, too, and I wish you a very happy new year.
I feel like a 2 out of 5 is way too generous, even for the Asylum. Trauma does way better 1 out of 5s
How has Decker NOT reviewed the Wrong Turn series? I was convinced that he had.
I love how you gives rewiews
16:37 The best part of the movie an idiot fighting a dinosaur with his bear fists.
The fact that he lasted until, almost, the end was mind boggling. He kept making the stupidest decisions and even got to square off against the Dino with a sword. He did not deserve that
He shouldn't have had an iPhone and should have had a dumb phone instead.
Another great review of a crappy movie so,
I’M HITTIN THE LIKE BUTTON!
and
CONTRIBUTING A COMMENT!
and
Encouraging everyone else to do the same to help you out.
Dang, first I guess. Never been on within seconds of vid loading...
That was one of the bestest movies I've never seen.
🙃🏴🇦🇺
They were relevant. And YT sucks.
Have we celebrated Decker's amazing, well, just him being him, BUT ALSO, his like and subscribe rizz? I feel it needs to be said/celebrated
I am start to suspect that they just made shit up as they filmed.
Happy New Year. I'd rather watch a review than suffer another Asylum 'movie'.
I am impatiently awaiting a new review!!!!
Thank you so much for bringing, a normality to 2024.. Best wishes for the year ahead...
You're the best guy on UA-cam!!!
An engagement Dino for the comments 🦖
Thanks for a great review. Best for you and yours in the new year.
Thanks you so much for reviewing all those weird comedy for us Decker 😆
"Paint your t*ts and called it art" 😅😅
Apparently there's going to be a Dinosaur Hotel III.
The hills have eyes review ❤ ☠️🎬😎🎃
At least it's not flat out terrible.
Your b-movie reviews are the greatest decker. Keep up the good work.
Happy new year!
Innit ❤️
Whoa! A Wednesday video on a Wednesday!
Ah yes, Allosaurus…….a dinosaur from the Jurassic period…..in a film called Triassic Hunt. All made for Dinocember reviews…….in January. My brain hurts.
Why does the one guy have a massive cold sore? Also Michael Pare was in a show Starhunter that I used to love. It's slightly above this level of cheese which to me means they must have spent big money to get a name so big.
Have to Love this movies
Do Jurassic Games
I’m just here to see if you put a noticeable emphasis on the H in hunt
And you did! 😂
What was the name of that one “summer of …….” series you made the lasted all the way till the fall 😂 man good times 😢
You rock my dude.
TriAssiC hunt
You know, if you reaaaaaaallllyyyy must weaponize prehistoric animals, then you might have an easier time generically engineering a prehistoric synapsid like Dimetrodon that you can graft mini guns onto. That way, you literally have a walking tank.
Asylum movies almost always have a body count, and they're always so hammingly forced
And somehow they rope in an A-Lister to play in their bullshit knockoffs
happy new year!
Here's another request to please slip back into the Sword and Sorcery genre with the Mythica series of movies (A Quest for Heroes, The Darkspore, The Necromancer, The Iron Crown, The Godslayer)
The dinosaurs are running the Asylum...
"Ermmm, Ackshually Decker, that AK47 is a Yugoslavian Zastava M92 or rather built off of that pattern but in acksuallity is a Tokyo Marui AK-47 Beta Spetsnaz BB gun~" 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
5:24 The M4 has no magazine
its triassic tech
It was firing blanks.
Beautifully ugly looking movie. I'll never watch Asylum but I always enjoy your reviews of their garbage. Love you Decker!
"Bullet proof" in fact, does not mean " sword proof".
Kevlar=good at stopping bullets.
Kevlar=not so good at stopping knives and swords.