As a paleontologist, I feel I need to clarify the "gojirasaurus". It is now considered a nomen dubium, meaning it's no longer considered valid, due to it likely being a chimera (a specimen made up of bones from different species)
That actually saddens me. Although it still a fun story of how a paleontologist got name a dinosaur after his(And my) favorite movie monster. ...Even if it turns out to not be real.
@@alienicarus that's just how science works. Don't like it? Blame the dinosaur workers who rush to name things based on fragmentary remains instead of anything concrete.
@@NinjaLawyerSteve I mean I'm not blaming anybody. Paleontology is fickle in a sense that something that is widely accepted today can be disproven later with different discoveries. We can never be one hundred percent right with them, just get as close as we can. Spinosaurus is a great example of this.
"We are growing dinosaurs to slightly extend people's lifespan" "Can't we harvest one or two early and see if we can make humans immortal?" "You MONSTER! That is SO unethical!"
This isn't the worst Asylum movie. That's the weird thing--some of these, it's like someone at least mustered up an effort to make something halfway watchable in some parts. Someone cared about getting those gore effects right, you know?
It's amazing to me that still, almost 30 years later, most studios don't understand what Jurassic Park did so well: use CGI to enhance the puppets, not replace them. Practical effects aided by CGI will always be better than CGI alone.
I had no idea there is CGI in practical puppets for Jurassic Park. I thought the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park are all state-of-the-art CGI (even for 1993), except when doing close up shots which will use practical effects.
And also really cleverly hiding the not so good looking cgi (Darkness, heavy rain, a log etc..) Oh and also masterful writing that these idiots couldn't do
I remember watching this movie. I was laughing so hard in most parts. But I never really thought about the practical effects but yeah, they are pretty darn good for an Asylum film. Keep up the great reviews.
Imagine the egg went into a evidence locker and part 2 is a mini dino killing cops during a stormy night where they can't leave... Hey I'm really good at this. Asylum should hire me as a writer 😋
Well now someone who does work at asylum will probably read your idea and use it to make a movie but not give you any credit and not have to pay lol ....just saying, you gave them your good idea I hope they don't steal it 😅
Nah, a hijinks filled three men and a baby style buddy movie where they have to keep hiding the heads their baby used as a chewtoy (never acknowledging it is an 8 foot sapient thunderlizard intelligent enough to decode writing whilst being raised in solitary confinement).
Your intros are becoming just as good as your hair. I don't feel guilty when I get a little pleasure out of watching B Grade movies or Asylum flicks; they are what they are and I think Asylum knows this too, which is why they are not afraid of just making a project 😊 Also, I will say your outros are great. There's not a lot of UA-camrs who take the time anymore to link older videos or even tell people about them. I guess they think people don't get that far but I like the effort, even though I've been subbed for years It does make me feel like rewatching them (Like I haven't done that already) I think the "recommended" part of UA-cam is alright except when that's all people are just clicking on. I have been guilty of doing that from time to time but That's why we have the notification bell. If only the darn thing worked a bit better!
In light of how the plan was to clone dinosaurs and harvest their organs to transplant into humans, that question sounds less stupid and more rhetorical.
Wait...if the trackers had explosives in them, WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST TRIGGER THEM INSTEAD OF GOING AROUND AIMLESSLY TRYING TO KILL THE DINOSAUR UNARMED!? Oh wait, then the movie wouldn't happen! 😑
The thing is, all life on Earth shares _SOME_ DNA with each other, but the major differences are so vast that you'd have better luck trying to make a legit Minotaur by mixing human and bull gamites than somehow having Dinosaurs and humans somehow be compatible.
Funnily enough, Halon gas is used to displace oxygen to extinguish burning metals like titanium and sodium. though usually in the machines running the metals not the whole facility as it's extremely expensive
Wait, was the gas going to be pumped into the safe rooms too? Why would you design a safe room that doesn't account for your own other fail safes? As an aside, I actually wouldn't be surprised if dinos shared some amount of dna sequencing with humans from a common ancestor (or even just random similar mutations). Having absolutely none would be weirder, imo. Incidentally, the Triassic period is actually when mammals started evolving from reptiles.
I want a dinosaur transplant Also, you gotta love how the SAFE room isn't safe from the killing gas. I guess they couldn't have that though, as the movie would have basically ended once they reached it.
Hey Decker, do you have any intention of reviewing Dinotopia from 2002, it's a little longer than the films you usually watch but it's just the type of shlock that I loved in my childhood. In this people marry dinosaurs, you should invite Creepy to watch too.
25:58 or just click on whatever the youtube algorithm has selected for you at random yt algorithm: 'Here's where you can find me outside of youtube.' if that's not a darkly comedic sign about the algorithm's opinion about you I don't know what.
Awesome job, as usual, Decker. Hope and pray your channel reaches higher levels of success - success that you so richly deserve. Keep up the amazing work, buddy. 👍🏻❤️
I worked in a facility with a halon gas fire system and our fire plan was "Run the fuck out ASAP if you don't want to die" Everyone thought it was funny till they told us they had a generator fire a few months back and had to escape the gas. That shit is no joke.
Dude I "watched" three 3 min adds and one 5 min add for you, and 4 of those were about losing weight. Was that an indirect? Great video as usual, still want the top 5 asylum movies you have watched.
Poseidon Rex is actually one of my favorite ones of yours. It is just so ridiculous and your commentary is top-notch as usual. Regardless, I enjoy all of your Dino-cember reviews!
Your chances of survival in ANY movie would be increased by the presence of Sledge. As long as he is on your side. And likes you. Now I want a Sledge vs Terminator movie I too immediately heard that line in his voice.
Rewatching that series every now and again, I realize just how much it informed my sense of humor. Captain Trunk: "Word on the street is that there has already been an attempt made on your life." Sledge: "Ooh, color me frightened. Did they succeed?"
@@DeckerShado I was gonna say that if you ever do a tv-show it should be Sledge Hammer. It is incomprehensible that it's not still a nostalgiabait constant and I would love to see it get some renewed attention. While back when I looked for it, all I could find of it was a VHS rip dvd. Then again, how could you gonna riff on it? It would be like threatening a kamikaze pilot with a slap in the face.
Thanks for the review Decker, this one was so phoned in that you would think everybody can grow a dinosaur in their backyard these days. Still a lot of fun !
Yo Decker, you should totally do a review of Prehistoric Planet at some point, there is a very, VERY perfect scene in that show for that *one* Predator sound clip you used in your Jurassic Park reviews.
I'm genuinely shocked they didn't just title that one "The Dangerous Zone". I mean we've come to expect a standard of poor creativity and I'm kind of disappointed that they're losing their artistic integrity. 🤣🤣🤣
You've never heard the term I thought it was in fairly common usage Muckety Muck - it means Rich, a VIP or important person. I'd call this a mid range Asylum movie not truly terrible but not good or so bad it's good
Don't plan to watch the movie, nor the Jurassic series ones beyond the few that I have seen (3 original; 1 of the new with the lady in heels who can actually run in heels), but I was laughing my ass off at your review. I giggled at your subscribe placement. Sad that it's needed, but hopefully it helps! I love seeing these reviews pop up on my home page and hopefully more can make it through the fire/copywrite barrier!
Honestly, I'd rather watch this than the Jurassic World trilogy. That's where we are now. Especially after seeing Dominion and it's 40 minutes of spy movie bullshit. Nothing touches the Jurassic PARK trilogy, though.
I have an interesting recommendation @DeckerShado Dee Snider's StrangeLand, 15+ years before there was 50 Shades teaching the elderly about breath play, Dee Snider was hanging by meat hooks & torturing Robert Englund with piercing needles as Captain Howdy, great horror/thriller and criminally underrated.
I always want reviewers to do that! I would love to know how life and review experience changes their opinion. Or, in the case of channels like this, seeing some TRUELY terrible movies. Like Brad Jones says "seeing some actually terrible movies broadens the 'merely not very good.' category."
Btw a dinosaur asylum film using dinosaurs from the era that on the title Wait i am looking at an asylum film right and if so how the hell do they get that one small thing correct ?
How have you not reviewed toxic avenger? The 80s punisher or the 80s heman movies starring dolph lundgren or how about awesome movies like 13th warrior, jet li's black mask, unleashed or romeo must die? There was also an old 80s action horror movie which I remember the hero thought he was a machine and I recall a scene where he starts putting wires in his wrist. His hideout was some junkyard from what I recall
See now that's the way you're supposed to ask somebody to subscribe and hit the like button it's not intrusive in a negative way it's funny as hell and it's over quick, good stuff and love the video regardless
First viewer and remember when I was younger watching ur vids and never Understanding the joke then re-watching them now and thinking there are hilarious
Was that some kind of sarcastic joke saying that the CGI looks”so real“because that’s the only reason I can think of for why you would go like “none of this is real”like that
Got to give it up to decker cause remember he has to watch these really bad movies and take notes to give us these great reviews lol he's a better man than I would be at it 🤣 seen all your videos man and your a very talented guy I hope to see many more!
Considering how expensive CGI is to do it might be cheaper to use practical effects instead. A few latex puppets here and there might not look better but also lower the overall budget.
Love asylum films, they're great garbage fires of awfulness and they're my jam. The acting in particular amazes me, there are a few people who show up in multiple films but I'm convinced they hire new talent nearly every time not only because it's alot cheaper but because they want these things to be hot trash and you know what I'm here for it ha Great stuff Decker as always
Given the view we get of that elevator from the outside that dinosaur must have been genetically spliced with mister fantastic to compress itself into that corner and eat the man
As a paleontologist, I feel I need to clarify the "gojirasaurus". It is now considered a nomen dubium, meaning it's no longer considered valid, due to it likely being a chimera (a specimen made up of bones from different species)
I am more bothered by this being a generic tyrannosaur and not a more basal theropod.
@@terrynewsome6698 true, but I have been asked about "gojirasaurus" a lot at our museum and just wish it would go away
That actually saddens me. Although it still a fun story of how a paleontologist got name a dinosaur after his(And my) favorite movie monster. ...Even if it turns out to not be real.
@@alienicarus that's just how science works. Don't like it? Blame the dinosaur workers who rush to name things based on fragmentary remains instead of anything concrete.
@@NinjaLawyerSteve I mean I'm not blaming anybody. Paleontology is fickle in a sense that something that is widely accepted today can be disproven later with different discoveries. We can never be one hundred percent right with them, just get as close as we can. Spinosaurus is a great example of this.
"We are growing dinosaurs to slightly extend people's lifespan"
"Can't we harvest one or two early and see if we can make humans immortal?"
"You MONSTER! That is SO unethical!"
Well deserved, Great to see your numbers going up and your channel growing, Decker…..Let’s go for 1 million, your content is worth it
This isn't the worst Asylum movie. That's the weird thing--some of these, it's like someone at least mustered up an effort to make something halfway watchable in some parts. Someone cared about getting those gore effects right, you know?
I see your point! 🙂
It's amazing to me that still, almost 30 years later, most studios don't understand what Jurassic Park did so well: use CGI to enhance the puppets, not replace them. Practical effects aided by CGI will always be better than CGI alone.
True, but cgi is cheaper and quicker.
I had no idea there is CGI in practical puppets for Jurassic Park.
I thought the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park are all state-of-the-art CGI (even for 1993), except when doing close up shots which will use practical effects.
@@Isaac-gh5ku Jurassic Park used many different types of practical effects, with everything from full animatronic bodies to actors in rubber suits.
Best part of jurassic Park is that the children fear for their lives. And the boy gets shocked
And also really cleverly hiding the not so good looking cgi
(Darkness, heavy rain, a log etc..)
Oh and also masterful writing that these idiots couldn't do
Whenever there's a need to cash in on a popular blockbuster movie, Asylum finds a way.
Spared Every expense
Asylum... Uh... Finds a way...
@@vincentmarcellino7183 The Viewers "This is one big pile of shit"
@@sharpey92 Another Time Cop fan?
Your moviemakers were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
The dinosaur crashing into the wall as it ran down the hall was funny.
"Go home, dino. You're drunk!"
The wet slapping feet just proves it, it was peeing outside and stepped in it.
Sorryyy! I'LL BE On my way!🤪😂
I remember watching this movie. I was laughing so hard in most parts. But I never really thought about the practical effects but yeah, they are pretty darn good for an Asylum film. Keep up the great reviews.
My day improves when I see a new Decker video uploaded
I’m loving the new intros. And I’m loving that Decker is putting himself into the movie during his reviews, more often. It’s pretty damn amusing XD
"Muckety muck" is a real expression. It just means someone important (usually a higher-level manager/boss).
Is that right? Huh. Learn something new every day 😆😆❤️ Thanks for commenting
I agree with decker, what the muckety fuck
I like that expression, I’m keeping that one
Imagine the egg went into a evidence locker and part 2 is a mini dino killing cops during a stormy night where they can't leave...
Hey I'm really good at this. Asylum should hire me as a writer 😋
Yeah but competent writing isn't really in the budget
Well now someone who does work at asylum will probably read your idea and use it to make a movie but not give you any credit and not have to pay lol ....just saying, you gave them your good idea I hope they don't steal it 😅
@@stephendavidson7256 thats the trick. Its a good idea so they won't use it 😈
Ahhhh okay I get it, lol cause they only do bad movies so they skip all the good ideas 🤣
Nah, a hijinks filled three men and a baby style buddy movie where they have to keep hiding the heads their baby used as a chewtoy (never acknowledging it is an 8 foot sapient thunderlizard intelligent enough to decode writing whilst being raised in solitary confinement).
Your intros are becoming just as good as your hair. I don't feel guilty when I get a little pleasure out of watching B Grade movies or Asylum flicks; they are what they are and I think Asylum knows this too, which is why they are not afraid of just making a project 😊 Also, I will say your outros are great. There's not a lot of UA-camrs who take the time anymore to link older videos or even tell people about them. I guess they think people don't get that far but I like the effort, even though I've been subbed for years It does make me feel like rewatching them (Like I haven't done that already) I think the "recommended" part of UA-cam is alright except when that's all people are just clicking on. I have been guilty of doing that from time to time but That's why we have the notification bell. If only the darn thing worked a bit better!
For the record, humans share about 60% of our DNA with bananas and fruit flies. Compared to that Dinos are virtually our cousins.
Thinking the same thing.
A really really really far cousins
In light of how the plan was to clone dinosaurs and harvest their organs to transplant into humans, that question sounds less stupid and more rhetorical.
Wait...if the trackers had explosives in them, WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST TRIGGER THEM INSTEAD OF GOING AROUND AIMLESSLY TRYING TO KILL THE DINOSAUR UNARMED!? Oh wait, then the movie wouldn't happen! 😑
I hate when they mention the explosive GPS and never use it... Might as well not even put it in the movie right lol stupid writers
The thing is, all life on Earth shares _SOME_ DNA with each other, but the major differences are so vast that you'd have better luck trying to make a legit Minotaur by mixing human and bull gamites than somehow having Dinosaurs and humans somehow be compatible.
Funnily enough, Halon gas is used to displace oxygen to extinguish burning metals like titanium and sodium. though usually in the machines running the metals not the whole facility as it's extremely expensive
That must be why the needed the guy to invest in their company. They blew all the budget on Halon gas for the fail safe. XD
I'm loving the format you use for the "like&subscribe" line. You actually go the extra mile instead of just saying it
Wait, was the gas going to be pumped into the safe rooms too? Why would you design a safe room that doesn't account for your own other fail safes?
As an aside, I actually wouldn't be surprised if dinos shared some amount of dna sequencing with humans from a common ancestor (or even just random similar mutations). Having absolutely none would be weirder, imo. Incidentally, the Triassic period is actually when mammals started evolving from reptiles.
11:40 did he say Jurassic labs?
Im seeing dominion on friday, im a massive dino nerd so pretty excited and saw this come out, day immedietly improved. Love the video man🤌
I was just watching a old Review like I hope Decker Shado uploads a new Review soon then boom 💥
Im liking the consistency keep it up man 👍
I want a dinosaur transplant
Also, you gotta love how the SAFE room isn't safe from the killing gas.
I guess they couldn't have that though, as the movie would have basically ended once they reached it.
Hey Decker, do you have any intention of reviewing Dinotopia from 2002, it's a little longer than the films you usually watch but it's just the type of shlock that I loved in my childhood. In this people marry dinosaurs, you should invite Creepy to watch too.
Your reviews have gotten so good. I have been watching your videos since the alien reviews. You are doing great! Keep up the good work!
25:58 or just click on whatever the youtube algorithm has selected for you at random
yt algorithm: 'Here's where you can find me outside of youtube.'
if that's not a darkly comedic sign about the algorithm's opinion about you I don't know what.
Awesome job, as usual, Decker. Hope and pray your channel reaches higher levels of success - success that you so richly deserve. Keep up the amazing work, buddy. 👍🏻❤️
I worked in a facility with a halon gas fire system and our fire plan was "Run the fuck out ASAP if you don't want to die" Everyone thought it was funny till they told us they had a generator fire a few months back and had to escape the gas. That shit is no joke.
Dude I "watched" three 3 min adds and one 5 min add for you, and 4 of those were about losing weight. Was that an indirect? Great video as usual, still want the top 5 asylum movies you have watched.
Poseidon Rex is actually one of my favorite ones of yours. It is just so ridiculous and your commentary is top-notch as usual. Regardless, I enjoy all of your Dino-cember reviews!
How does this movie manage to be an improvement and a two steps back for the Asylum.
7:44 “exemptions division”??
Are they using the local courthouse or IRS office to film in?
Lol, I love that you’ve returned to this particular style of energetic rant that only Asylum could possibly elicit
Your chances of survival in ANY movie would be increased by the presence of Sledge.
As long as he is on your side.
And likes you.
Now I want a Sledge vs Terminator movie
I too immediately heard that line in his voice.
Rewatching that series every now and again, I realize just how much it informed my sense of humor.
Captain Trunk: "Word on the street is that there has already been an attempt made on your life."
Sledge: "Ooh, color me frightened. Did they succeed?"
@@DeckerShado I was gonna say that if you ever do a tv-show it should be Sledge Hammer.
It is incomprehensible that it's not still a nostalgiabait constant and I would love to see it get some renewed attention.
While back when I looked for it, all I could find of it was a VHS rip dvd.
Then again, how could you gonna riff on it? It would be like threatening a kamikaze pilot with a slap in the face.
Always great to see Decker Shado’s new review pop up!
Thanks for the review Decker, this one was so phoned in that you would think everybody can grow a dinosaur in their backyard these days. Still a lot of fun !
Yo Decker, you should totally do a review of Prehistoric Planet at some point, there is a very, VERY perfect scene in that show for that *one* Predator sound clip you used in your Jurassic Park reviews.
i love these cheap 'Mockbusters' that Asylum churns out near the release of a big budget one. Like their 'Top Gunner: Danger Zone'. XD
I'm genuinely shocked they didn't just title that one "The Dangerous Zone". I mean we've come to expect a standard of poor creativity and I'm kind of disappointed that they're losing their artistic integrity.
🤣🤣🤣
I remember there is a semi-sequel is out involving 'military personnel' fighting these dinosaurs. Decker should review it for dino-cember.
There is also the dinosaurs skeleton attack called triassic attack from 2010
You've never heard the term I thought it was in fairly common usage Muckety Muck - it means Rich, a VIP or important person.
I'd call this a mid range Asylum movie not truly terrible but not good or so bad it's good
Don't plan to watch the movie, nor the Jurassic series ones beyond the few that I have seen (3 original; 1 of the new with the lady in heels who can actually run in heels), but I was laughing my ass off at your review. I giggled at your subscribe placement. Sad that it's needed, but hopefully it helps! I love seeing these reviews pop up on my home page and hopefully more can make it through the fire/copywrite barrier!
I am actually pleasantly surprised at the quality of the effects.
Honestly, I'd rather watch this than the Jurassic World trilogy. That's where we are now. Especially after seeing Dominion and it's 40 minutes of spy movie bullshit.
Nothing touches the Jurassic PARK trilogy, though.
Spitting facts
Decker Shado reviews pair well with dinner. I love your work! Keep going. You're doing great!
At about 11:50 the cop says he's at Jurassic Labs, isn't the lab called triassic?
I needed this. I'm suffering from an ear infection and REALLY needed a pick me up
I have an interesting recommendation @DeckerShado Dee Snider's StrangeLand, 15+ years before there was 50 Shades teaching the elderly about breath play, Dee Snider was hanging by meat hooks & torturing Robert Englund with piercing needles as Captain Howdy, great horror/thriller and criminally underrated.
Great job with the outtro with this video, hope the effort pays off soon.
But there were barely any dinosaurs in the Triassic
What do they got here?
Plateosaurus or Herrerrasaurus?
I won't lie and say i'm not dissapointed in Decker for going with a plain t-shirt this time but going back to Asylum is always a plus!! Cheers Decker
kinda want a summer of Sandler not gonna lie
Edit: or Autumn of Adam
Another great review! Thanks Decker!
Great video as always! I was wondering if you intended on doing re-reviews of movies you've done years ago? Perhaps a re-review of Predators?
I always want reviewers to do that!
I would love to know how life and review experience changes their opinion. Or, in the case of channels like this, seeing some TRUELY terrible movies.
Like Brad Jones says "seeing some actually terrible movies broadens the 'merely not very good.' category."
Btw a dinosaur asylum film using dinosaurs from the era that on the title
Wait i am looking at an asylum film right and if so how the hell do they get that one small thing correct ?
Love your reviews. Always entertaining and enjoyable.
New outro approach was nice. Feels different, but not at all bad.
have never seen a review of yours that wasnt super entertainin & crack me the hell up
no matter the movie.
Love the videos youre a great man.
How have you not reviewed toxic avenger? The 80s punisher or the 80s heman movies starring dolph lundgren or how about awesome movies like 13th warrior, jet li's black mask, unleashed or romeo must die? There was also an old 80s action horror movie which I remember the hero thought he was a machine and I recall a scene where he starts putting wires in his wrist. His hideout was some junkyard from what I recall
Hilarious review Decker! You make fast viewing bad movies fun.
Nice work decker always good to see a new upload from you 👍🏼
Please also include as new Milan judge , always loved the celts mancot release lol
I guess we can call an old movie from 1982, Quest for Fire aka Pleistocene World.
See now that's the way you're supposed to ask somebody to subscribe and hit the like button it's not intrusive in a negative way it's funny as hell and it's over quick, good stuff and love the video regardless
So this movie is Deep Blue Sea with Dinosaurs.....?
Who would you rather fight? One gojira or bleeding out guy with a pointy boi?
First viewer and remember when I was younger watching ur vids and never Understanding the joke then re-watching them now and thinking there are hilarious
Was that some kind of sarcastic joke saying that the CGI looks”so real“because that’s the only reason I can think of for why you would go like “none of this is real”like that
Mam i wish i found this channel a long time ago. Great reviews 🤙 i enjoyed the eight legged freaks one and the killer klowns from space.
Try doing lake placid I always wanted that one reviewed
Always a good video when Decker rips into the Asylum😁🤣
Really enjoying the videos on your channel keep up the good work 🎥💪💪
Good to see another video from you.
epic reveiw as per the norm i still will suggest you doing planet terror as its batshit bonkers and honestly a great parody of the grinfhouse movies
Keep it up Decker! Greetings from Argentina!
You’re right! I do deserve that flashlight. I don’t know that dinosaur
" IF A DINOSAUR
CAN LEARN THE
VALUE OF HUMAN LIFE ,
THEN MAYBE WE CAN TOO "
NOPE
you got eaten
17:12 - Damn, I was hoping that you would have said Sesame Street
Um decker did you not notice the raptor that ran past ya ?
Decker gon’ be a snacker
hey im about to go see jurassic world dominion today and also hope you can do another syfy dinosaur movie like i was thinking of Raptor Island
Got to give it up to decker cause remember he has to watch these really bad movies and take notes to give us these great reviews lol he's a better man than I would be at it 🤣 seen all your videos man and your a very talented guy I hope to see many more!
Loved the review! Keep up the great work!
I will give the filmmakers credit and say they actually picked a species of dinosaur from the Triassic (even if it's a dubious genus).
How is A Jurassic Tale(on video on demand right now) not an Asylum Mockbuster?
I love that you ease in the click like button instead sounding like a broken record like everyone else
"On to Phase 6...RELEASE THE NINJAS!!!". Epic.
Hey decker, loving the clever way you are asking for the like. Way to make pleasing the algorithm fun
I watched this a few weeks ago here on UA-cam. It was a fun romp.
So it Asylum starts making ok movies do we need a new Asylum?
In before the copyright claim
"It's acting non of this is real!"
"This copyright strike is"
Considering how expensive CGI is to do it might be cheaper to use practical effects instead. A few latex puppets here and there might not look better but also lower the overall budget.
I genuinely appreciate your new like and subscribe bits.
OMG Decker you got to see Tammy and the T-Rex, OMG The Cheesyness is off the chart and the body count rises!
Damn Decker you worried about copy right claims so much you're already uploading December videos?
Hey Decker are you going to continue dino cember by reviewing the new Jurassic world Dominion sorry for autocorrect if that's spelled wrong
It does look like Asylum has put some more money into these flicks. Did it find some more loose change down the back of the sofa?
Love asylum films, they're great garbage fires of awfulness and they're my jam. The acting in particular amazes me, there are a few people who show up in multiple films but I'm convinced they hire new talent nearly every time not only because it's alot cheaper but because they want these things to be hot trash and you know what I'm here for it ha
Great stuff Decker as always
Thanks for exposing me to wonderful modern Schlock. Love it.
Given the view we get of that elevator from the outside that dinosaur must have been genetically spliced with mister fantastic to compress itself into that corner and eat the man
Can wished they went full Dino-Zombie mutant with it XD If they where turning into dinos, that would have explained how they could read.