In one death game anime, not sure what one, the rule about winning was interesting, the winner(s) got 1$ million. So anyone who survived got a cut of said money. It turns out that most of the deaths are caused by the contestants trying to eliminate the competition, while the other few deaths are actually accidents. If everyone would have just been chill and done nothing, they would all survive and get a share of the loot.
It’s the night before Christmas And on the big screen Rants our hero Decker Shadow About the garbage he’s seen He’s shares it with us Likes, follows he needs Blah blah blah ok I’m bored. You can make up the rest. Another great video Decker! Thanks once more.
3:53 You know it is an important conversation when they are talking on the phone in the bathroom because bathroom germs never interrupt your phone calls. 💩
The children are robotic in their line delivery. That's hilarious, and the fact that they didn't age makes me wonder 🤔. I cracked the code, the lead actress is a robot facing against dinosaurs.
Thanks, Decker! This is the best Christmas present I got. No, seriously. The brand new computer I saved up for and bought yesterday was a big ol' broken POS right out of the box and I can't return it today cause Wallyworld is closed Christmas day so I'm watching you on my phone and having a much needed laugh. Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you, Decker!
Wal-Mart is trash. Mom got one of those "flavored air" water bottle things and when she opened it, it wasn't in the box. Of course Walmart will never believe her, so she's shit outta luck. Very easy box to open, so maybe that'll teach her to look before buying.
And I cannot mean this enough, you are literally such a fucking cool dude. I love your content, you inspire me and I think you are so funny man. Don't ever stop being your authentic self.
A show with real dinosaurs eating people live on TV, and it's losing views? I want to see the movie about the show that's beats dinosaurs eating people.
The dating show where all the women are at least 15 feet tall. Its called "The Spirit is Willing, but The Flesh is Spongy and Bruised" Seriously. This is like the shitty horror movie equivalent to 'who beat Glass Joe' lol
1:16 We open up to pterosaurs... which is about as much of dinosaurs as a snake is. All of them are iconic, cool animals, but... neither pterosaurs nor snakes are dinosaurs. But... they certainly move!
merry christmas Decker hope you and your family have a wonderful christmas, been following you for many many years bud im glad your still making great content
Thank God I received a video from you Mr Shado!!! Boy do I need one today!!! You brighten up my life. I hope you enjoy any holiday you might celebrate!!!!
Well you know some people are glutton for punishment and a lot of people think that if we do the same thing over and over again it's bound to be shown we did the right thing🤷🏿♂️
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:11 🦖 *Introduction to Dinosaur Hotel 2* - Overview of the first Dinosaur Hotel review. - Brief description of Dinosaur Hotel 2, highlighting changes in lore and characters. - Mention of Sienna's return for another night in Dinosaur Hotel. 02:02 🌐 *Dinosaur Hotel 2 Setting and Changes* - Description of the setting in Dinosaur Hotel 2, set in the future of 2032. - Critique of the change in lore from a secret underground gambling ring to a widely popular gambling phenomenon. - Mention of improved dinosaur visuals compared to the first movie. 05:02 🤯 *Eddie's Dilemma and Ratings Drop* - Explanation of Eddie's predicament as the host with declining ratings. - Criticism of the show's concept losing appeal and competition with similar ideas. - Reflection on Eddie's reluctance to comply with the studio's demands. 07:06 📧 *Blackmail and Forced Participation* - Description of Sienna receiving an email for a Dinosaur Hotel reunion special. - Studio's blackmail strategy, kidnapping Sienna's children to force her participation. - Sienna's initial reluctance to participate and her children's disappearance. 09:24 🦖 *Raptors and Splitting Groups* - Encounter with Raptors leading to the group splitting into two. - Discussion on the impracticality of the live broadcast setting during a dangerous competition. - Lexi and Sasha's decision to seek revenge on Jeremy (Eddie). 11:46 🔪 *Lara's Ambition and Conflict* - Lara's ambition to take revenge on Sienna, the original winner. - Maya's torture by Jeremy and his belief in Sienna's cheating. - Sienna's collaboration with Raptors for survival. 15:07 🏹 *Sienna's Victory and Unexpected Ending* - Sienna's confrontation with Lara and unexpected collaboration with Raptors. - Game ending abruptly as Sienna wins due to Raptors' respect for her victory in the first season. - Eddie exposing studio corruption by uploading incriminating footage. 18:37 🎬 *Evaluation and Improvement* - Critique of Dinosaur Hotel 2's improvement compared to the first movie. - Acknowledgment of the movie's amateur mistakes, including sound design issues. - Final rating and hopes for the non-existence of Dinosaur Hotel 3. Made with HARPA AI
so, for the dino effects, they just used the Jurassic world APP!? films like this are fun, and that's their purpose. Anyone can make a film, just an idea, camera and people. either wing it for locations or put some effort into it. Then, channels like this bring em to light and make them worth checking out. Decker, I'd love to see you take on METROPOLIS, the RESTORED AND RECONSTRUCTURED version from 2010. the cut took 2 years to piece together. maybe One million years B.C and When dinosaurs ruled the earth? DUEL, Citizen Kane ( gotta double check if you have covered these)
I think the lead actress was the baddy in a 'film' with almost exactly same plot except it is snakes and a manor house. She wears a dress that struggles not to fly off and is the highlight of the entire thing. I can't even remember the name of the flick, something like 'Snake Hotel' or "Snake Manor".
Merry Christmas to you and your loved one's hope you are having a great day Hope your channel grows from strength to strength it always makes me laugh and I thank you for that
There are a lot of reasons to like the video (Decker's a cool dude, his luxurious tresses, he does a good job with his reviews, he needs the community's support in the face of UA-cam's tyranny), but the biggest reason is the Dino Crisis reference.
This movie should of taken notes from both The Lost World novel with the chameleon like Carnotaurus and the creepy looking Troodons from the Tell Tale Jurassic Park game.
It's like they keep having all of these grand ideas about the CGI they want to use, and then run out of money to actually finish the shots they set up.
I wouldve never even considered watching one of these made for syfy channel original creature features if it wasnt for these reviews and man I tell you. Decker Shadows reviews are 100x more entertaining than the movies itself. I hope they are cutting you a great check cause man these movies suck 😂😂
If we are living in a bad universe, then the alternate universe probably have a cooler Dinosaur Hotel series that was created by the guy who made Squid Game.
In one death game anime, not sure what one, the rule about winning was interesting, the winner(s) got 1$ million. So anyone who survived got a cut of said money. It turns out that most of the deaths are caused by the contestants trying to eliminate the competition, while the other few deaths are actually accidents. If everyone would have just been chill and done nothing, they would all survive and get a share of the loot.
16:00
Thankfully for Sienna, she was saved by a raptor coming from out of nowhere
Im assuming there is some sort of rule in place preventing people from just locking up in and barricading the heck out of a room to stay the knight in
It's fantastic how much improvement happened for the first half, which fell apart for the 2nd.
It’s the night before Christmas
And on the big screen
Rants our hero Decker Shadow
About the garbage he’s seen
He’s shares it with us
Likes, follows he needs
Blah blah blah ok I’m bored.
You can make up the rest.
Another great video Decker!
Thanks once more.
Hey, you put in more effort than the filmmakers at least.
Perfect video to watch as I take a break from my family on Christmas Eve lol
A second Decker Shado vid so soon? Thank you very much.
Happy Holidays everyone =)
Happy Holidays to you too, wishing you love and joy!
Merry Christmas Decker to you and your family! Thank you for the countless hours of entertainment you provide.
I saw those pterodactyls and immediately thought of Coolio.
And it's sister movie with Bruce Campbell versus humanoid praying mantis aliens!
Merry Christmas Decker and Charlie and thanks for the review, it was an awesome Christmas present.
Yep the sequel did not have to accomplish much to be superior to the original.
Oh, hell yeah. Now THIS is a Christmas present. Cheers and happy holidays Decker
3:53 You know it is an important conversation when they are talking on the phone in the bathroom because bathroom germs never interrupt your phone calls. 💩
Thank you for all your hard work this past year and looking forward to more reviews in the new year. MERRY Christmas
The children are robotic in their line delivery. That's hilarious, and the fact that they didn't age makes me wonder 🤔. I cracked the code, the lead actress is a robot facing against dinosaurs.
Merry Christmas Decker and everyone who watches this fabulous channel
Thanks, Decker! This is the best Christmas present I got. No, seriously. The brand new computer I saved up for and bought yesterday was a big ol' broken POS right out of the box and I can't return it today cause Wallyworld is closed Christmas day so I'm watching you on my phone and having a much needed laugh. Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you, Decker!
Wal-Mart is trash. Mom got one of those "flavored air" water bottle things and when she opened it, it wasn't in the box. Of course Walmart will never believe her, so she's shit outta luck. Very easy box to open, so maybe that'll teach her to look before buying.
The sequel the algorithm needed but not the sequel Decker deserved.
Dinosaur Hotel 2: Jurassic Boogaloo
Wow. Never seen you post a new review so quickly! Good on you! Sucks that it had to be for this hot garbage. But either way, Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas Decker Shado❤️👍
nothing will ever beat the title of velpocipastor
I miss the flying camera ball. 😢😂😂😂
And I cannot mean this enough, you are literally such a fucking cool dude. I love your content, you inspire me and I think you are so funny man. Don't ever stop being your authentic self.
Maybe the kids are smart enough to understand what an inheritance is, and that one less mouth to feed means is won't sisappear as fast?
Happy Holidays Decker! Hope you guys have a great New Year🤘🤘🤘! Keep up the Fantastic Work 🤘👍!
A show with real dinosaurs eating people live on TV, and it's losing views? I want to see the movie about the show that's beats dinosaurs eating people.
It's people traveling to hell to wrestle with demons. Winners get immortality.
The dating show where all the women are at least 15 feet tall. Its called "The Spirit is Willing, but The Flesh is Spongy and Bruised"
Seriously. This is like the shitty horror movie equivalent to 'who beat Glass Joe' lol
Merry Christmas Decker. Thanks for another year is great shlock.
1:16 We open up to pterosaurs... which is about as much of dinosaurs as a snake is.
All of them are iconic, cool animals, but... neither pterosaurs nor snakes are dinosaurs.
But... they certainly move!
merry christmas Decker hope you and your family have a wonderful christmas, been following you for many many years bud im glad your still making great content
Sooo, it's perfectly legal for them to televise the brutal murder of dozens of folks but stiffing the winners is incriminating?
3:25 Decker have you away added stuff in the background and I've only now notice in the last 4 reviews skeleton dude next to sofa
It is kind of insane how they thought just the blue screen behind the host or whatever would be okay.
Thank God I received a video from you Mr Shado!!! Boy do I need one today!!! You brighten up my life. I hope you enjoy any holiday you might celebrate!!!!
Her children have as much emotion as the Red Queen in the first RE movie.
Tbh, that's an insult to the Red Queen.
Pleasantly surprised to see the next one up so quickly! Merry Christmas even though you’re probably not religious Decker!
Well you know some people are glutton for punishment and a lot of people think that if we do the same thing over and over again it's bound to be shown we did the right thing🤷🏿♂️
A 3rd movie came out this year, and it got a 7.1 out of 10 on IMBD
Now it has 4.6/10
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation:
00:11 🦖 *Introduction to Dinosaur Hotel 2*
- Overview of the first Dinosaur Hotel review.
- Brief description of Dinosaur Hotel 2, highlighting changes in lore and characters.
- Mention of Sienna's return for another night in Dinosaur Hotel.
02:02 🌐 *Dinosaur Hotel 2 Setting and Changes*
- Description of the setting in Dinosaur Hotel 2, set in the future of 2032.
- Critique of the change in lore from a secret underground gambling ring to a widely popular gambling phenomenon.
- Mention of improved dinosaur visuals compared to the first movie.
05:02 🤯 *Eddie's Dilemma and Ratings Drop*
- Explanation of Eddie's predicament as the host with declining ratings.
- Criticism of the show's concept losing appeal and competition with similar ideas.
- Reflection on Eddie's reluctance to comply with the studio's demands.
07:06 📧 *Blackmail and Forced Participation*
- Description of Sienna receiving an email for a Dinosaur Hotel reunion special.
- Studio's blackmail strategy, kidnapping Sienna's children to force her participation.
- Sienna's initial reluctance to participate and her children's disappearance.
09:24 🦖 *Raptors and Splitting Groups*
- Encounter with Raptors leading to the group splitting into two.
- Discussion on the impracticality of the live broadcast setting during a dangerous competition.
- Lexi and Sasha's decision to seek revenge on Jeremy (Eddie).
11:46 🔪 *Lara's Ambition and Conflict*
- Lara's ambition to take revenge on Sienna, the original winner.
- Maya's torture by Jeremy and his belief in Sienna's cheating.
- Sienna's collaboration with Raptors for survival.
15:07 🏹 *Sienna's Victory and Unexpected Ending*
- Sienna's confrontation with Lara and unexpected collaboration with Raptors.
- Game ending abruptly as Sienna wins due to Raptors' respect for her victory in the first season.
- Eddie exposing studio corruption by uploading incriminating footage.
18:37 🎬 *Evaluation and Improvement*
- Critique of Dinosaur Hotel 2's improvement compared to the first movie.
- Acknowledgment of the movie's amateur mistakes, including sound design issues.
- Final rating and hopes for the non-existence of Dinosaur Hotel 3.
Made with HARPA AI
My main man double Decker shadoloo lol good to see ya
Just commenting to help with the algorithm mate. Happy new year and all the best for 2024 ❤️👍
This is my early Christmas Eve present 🎁! THANK YOU DECKER SHADO FOR THIS PRECIOUS GIFT! ❤🙏🏾🎄 ☃️
Dino Hotel 2? I never even saur the first one.
Merry Christmas decker!
so, for the dino effects, they just used the Jurassic world APP!? films like this are fun, and that's their purpose. Anyone can make a film, just an idea, camera and people. either wing it for locations or put some effort into it. Then, channels like this bring em to light and make them worth checking out. Decker, I'd love to see you take on METROPOLIS, the RESTORED AND RECONSTRUCTURED version from 2010. the cut took 2 years to piece together. maybe One million years B.C and When dinosaurs ruled the earth? DUEL, Citizen Kane ( gotta double check if you have covered these)
I think the lead actress was the baddy in a 'film' with almost exactly same plot except it is snakes and a manor house. She wears a dress that struggles not to fly off and is the highlight of the entire thing. I can't even remember the name of the flick, something like 'Snake Hotel' or "Snake Manor".
Have a happy Christmas dude
You telling me she couldn't get through that hole in the gate @16:20???
Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas to you and your loved one's hope you are having a great day
Hope your channel grows from strength to strength it always makes me laugh and I thank you for that
12/25/2023
MERRY CHRISTMAS
🎅🎄🎁 ☃️
Thanks for the content
A special Christmas gift
Thanks
There are a lot of reasons to like the video (Decker's a cool dude, his luxurious tresses, he does a good job with his reviews, he needs the community's support in the face of UA-cam's tyranny), but the biggest reason is the Dino Crisis reference.
there is somewhat of a sequel, check out Dinosaur Prison.
Dinosaur Hotel 3 .... Plot Armour!!
The gate is opening... oh no... DECKER SHADO!!! AAAAHHH!!! Oh hey man!
Merry Christmas
Yes UA-cam did let you post dinosaur hotel, and yes I watched it.
This movie should of taken notes from both The Lost World novel with the chameleon like Carnotaurus and the creepy looking Troodons from the Tell Tale Jurassic Park game.
The hell kind of stretching leather sounds so these dinosaurs make
"In mother Russia you don't fight Raptor, Raptor fights you!"
Merry DINO-Mas, Decker????😅😅😅😆😆😆
The chrismas gift I didnt know I wanted.
Great content Decker thanks chief :)
Someone said just bring a gun and their right. Why don't they bring weapons ????
Ok so this takes place in 2032 and nobody thought to invite Knight Sabers well craaaaap
At the end when the dinosaurs were leaving. Were they farting?
Another great video decker!
How?! How did this make enough to get a sequel?! Sweet Raptor Jesus Christ, this is the Alpha & Omega of dinosaur movies!
Don't tempt them.... please don't tempt them!!
this concept was probably
going to be used in
JURASSIC WORLD 4
REALITY SHOW
where dinosaurs
eat people
For me who just watched Mark Polonias Snow Babes, this movie just oozes class!
It sounds like a fart mixed with a zipper whenever the raptors open their mouths. Honestly pretty funny. Nice work Decker
Dragging your fingers across a balloon.
@@jamescovan8853 lmao
0:45
We really live in a horrible universe
This world is all sorts of wrong in the galaxy
If the third one is better then the second , it might pass for an Asylum movie 😝
So... they made a second? Didn't they see the first one?
1:20 they are not dinosaurs.
Part 2 ?
Isn’t the producer the guy from the movie dinosaur prison?
Comment for the algorithm, and Merry Christmas!
It's like they keep having all of these grand ideas about the CGI they want to use, and then run out of money to actually finish the shots they set up.
I’ve watched this twice… I was too drunk the first time. Good stuff Decker
A Christmas miracle indeed.
I wouldve never even considered watching one of these made for syfy channel original creature features if it wasnt for these reviews and man I tell you. Decker Shadows reviews are 100x more entertaining than the movies itself. I hope they are cutting you a great check cause man these movies suck 😂😂
It's better.... For whatever that means for this movie... I'm "excited"... I guess for the next one...
Totally off topic, but that's a great looking shirt on you, Decker.
Dinosaur prison
Cindy is obviously not gonna make it to the end cuz cheaters never prosper and she's about to get her daily dose of Instant Karma
So weird seeing good CGI models in no budget movies.
If we are living in a bad universe, then the alternate universe probably have a cooler Dinosaur Hotel series that was created by the guy who made Squid Game.
Now with less hotel?
There is always Snake Hotel or Dinosaur Prison.
Wasn't this premise already done 1000× better, in that dinosaur VR movie, jurassic games I think?
2023 Best Hair on YT!!!
There 2 dinosaur hotels? Is this a trilogy and or a franchise?
Resignating? You making up words again? Resigning! Is that what you mean? Ah…
Still a better Dinosaur Movie than Theodore Rex
the only question I have about this movie is "why"
Does anyone else feel like decker left them a lump of coal that he tried his damndest to shine up in their stocking?