I would be willing to bet $100 she is also a stripper. I'll be honest, and cut the bullshit, I'd be willing to give her $100 to watch her cook some chicken wings.
A good roaster does that - see Don Rickles' videos here for a taste of old school roasting. What I find unique about Jeff is that he gets away with the racial stuff in an era of political correctness.
@@user-nj1zu2nf1x for every racist joke there's someone who didn't laugh and wrote in an official complaint, it's normal, all I'm saying is there's so many comedians that can't phrase things or approach race based comedy the way he does, I really like him
bsherder that wasn’t a racist joke, rather “you’re an oversized human and look like a gorilla” joke. You could say the same to Brock Lesnar for example. Although he may punch you..
Jeff is what happens when you quit working on your stand up and focus all of your energy on destroying hecklers. He's unbeatable. Love every word that comes out of his mouth.
@@thedeckteckmaster : Apes, such as gorillas and chimpanzees have short legs compared to their bodies and they lack the bone structure or muscles to stand upright. So, they use their knuckles during their walks or runs. Other than that, humans have a large head so the female pelvic area has to be large to let the baby through. There is the body hair difference. The skull shape is a bit different compared to us. The ears look the same. The hands look the same. Their foot is slightly different.
@@isaiahcampbell5657 I believe she is, it's clearly not for incels and I get that, but she is empirically funny. Dont give a fuck what trump supporting incels dont like, I enjoy it.
Bro come on now...some of these clips are less than 5 years old. 5 years ago, people would say the exact same shit about shit before that. Really, this rinse and repeat "people are too offended' bullshit is just getting old
@@wiskyr6510 You must not actually live on this planet, huh? You messaging from a space station or something? People not too easily offended...lmfao. If only your delusions were real.
@@Xialoh well you completely missed the entire point of my comment, so maybe you should stop, rethink your response, and then maybe return with something actually productive instead of calling me "delusional." In fact, it's a little ironic...
i mean.. its kinda true. but all those clips where he looked 38 were like 1998-2000 ish.. and his new stuff where he's fat and bald is 2015+ so.. 15 years of booze and smokes can do that
Norm McDonald is doing his absolute best to hold it together, RIP to that legend, I would have lost it when he said that guy, "looks like Orville Redenbacher's fluffer"!
Yeah they're literally sitting in the corner of a room with some green screen curtains on the walls around them. It looks good on tv but in real life I bet it looks terrible as shit.
Lame. The whole MJ child molester thing is a media hit job. Or from Norm on SNL news. For the short version watch Chappelle. For the long detailed version watch the 3-part series by Razorfist on the Rageaholic channel.
He seemed like a good dude. I worked a club he came to when they had a little tour of famous porn stars. While I was there the dancers and female patrons kept coming on to him. He turned them all down like a pro. Ron and Bridget the midget are just fun and good time magnets.....you know when he's awake.
"They don't make 'em like the used to" is a term that gets thrown around a lot, but when you look at Jeff Ross he really does take you back to the golden age of comedy.
He uses the forever 41 joke often, and it’s perfect. It cuts so deep to all those who are pretending they’re battling a midlife crisis, and they think they look hip. The perfect one liner in those situations
That should actually be “longer” than you spent in high school. Because if her shorts are very short, then she should have spent less time in high school. Her time in high school should be the shorter thing.
@@Grushdevah, use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
In high school, there was a kid who would just go up to people in the lounge and start cutting them down. He'd bring them up to the point where they were ready to kick his ass, then he'd tone it down. Then he'd just ramp it right back up. Everyone around would just be laughing their asses off. He was an ugly dude with a great comedic face, probably the funniest guy I've ever met in person.
Hector Castillo I know bruh, you’d like to live in a politically correct utopia but this is America where free speech exists, and for those who value it we plan on keeping that constitutional right in place.
Hector Castillo Back track? Cause of you? Lol... Right. It’s called sarcasm dumb dumb, didn’t know we had NPC’s like you on the right. Clearly sarcasm isn’t in your programing so you system overload and resort to your basic buzzword programing and call me a “soyboy.” Unfortunately for you it doesn’t apply here son.
I was dying trying to figure out who he sounds like, Bob Odenkirk for sure! Been a fan of both for years and for some reason didn't notice it until I watched this video lol.
I must say, when you compile his work… he is almost certainly the best roaster EVER. I can’t even imagine how many jokes he has rattling around in is skull.
Ohhh man, those “Dancing with the Vaguely Familiar” roasts were legendarily brutal. Many feelings were hurt that night forsure, I bet the audience laughter didn’t help too much either 😂😂😂. The true king of roasting!
To be fair the show works best with him just being a dude chillin almost like a control/constant letting the others be the chaotic variable, idk if that makes sense but yea
You know you're a legend when you roast literally everyone and never being called a racist or a sexist. That's a tough achievement to get in this modern era. Fucking hilarious, lol
Because no one has any sense of humour anymore. It’s still funny and always will be. Just wait until all of the current university graduates come out in the field after they have been embedded with all of their professors insane Liberal views. God help us all
You're fucking stupid. I go to a university. They are not "Liberalization factories" like you all love to spout lol. Unless you're going heavy into liberal arts you will never hear anything like that. The bits and pieces you do here are just signs made by students on the wall or some shit which are equaled in number by conservative posters for Turning Point or some other bullshit on the same bulletin.
@@sajithks97 on bank notes are former presidents who were alive hundred years ago. So saying they have younger faces than the people in the room means the one on the room are really old.
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Imagine the shit this guy comes up with when actually pissed at someone during an argument.
Damnnnnn
Hopefully it is funny. Because it has been a long wait
In the Pines
I would be so emotionally broken if I was his wife 😂😂😂
@@Benevezzioficial I disagree, the actual need to insult is something magical in itself.
He'd tell them to grow a pair 😂
the most roastable guy on earth overcame his vulnerability of being roasted by becoming the king of roasting
I think the king of roasting had to go to Don Rickles! Though, I agree with everything else you said! 😂
Mmm' indeed
Why am I now in the mood for roast beef?
JamesonEst1780 DR was definitely The Godfather of roasts but all-time, I’ll nominate the late, great, Greg Geraldo.
The Roast Master General
Why does this guy look like an entirely new person in every clip?
age
Cuz it's a mask.
He takes on many forms.
That is called a shape shifter
lol
"He's an Arab if that helps"
I swear if the afterlife exists, the management there are already looking for a way to send him back lol. RIP Norm
tremendous
It does bud, if that answers your question
As a half Lebanese man, i died laughing cause it definitely helps.
R.I.P Norm 🐐
"I use your show as night light"
Single most brutal line in this entire compilation.
Lifted wholesale from Don Rickles' act.
seen hostage videos with a bigger budget hahahaa
“I didn’t know you shop at forever 41... you look great.”
@@jjryan1352 Was going to say the exact same thing. Wonder if Rickles was still alive at the time.
I thought what he said to the talk show host in the beginning was more brutal “is this tonight’s monologue?” And lifted up the trash can “garbage”
“You look like a stripper who hates money, so you work here!”
Bruh, I know she felt that joke 😂🤣😂🤣
Juice Lord 😂😂😂😂
I would be willing to bet $100 she is also a stripper. I'll be honest, and cut the bullshit, I'd be willing to give her $100 to watch her cook some chicken wings.
@@mr.bender1692 100$ for nothing lol fucking geek
@@hardanalljr.3138 You're so hardcore. I wish I was as awesome you are!
@@mr.bender1692 i already know that guy
“Those shorts are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school.”
Oh my God.
Says the comedian lmao
She needs pain killers for that burn 😂
Dias06 No they aren’t
@Dias06
He should've said longer though.
What an elitest peice of shit to be honest.
“I’m teasing you Shaq. You know that. You were great in The Green Mile” 💀💀
So good
I didn't get the joke until I looked up The Green Mile and saw a picture of the cast. OMG, that's funny.
@@mikefixac You need to watch the movie
It's a great movie.
The movie sucked dick compared to the book
He looks like a real life Simpson's character
😄😄🔥
Nice roast lol
Be careful if he sees this he's gonna roast you hard
@@ichigoisthegoat Lol 😂 he is probably gonna prepare a speech for him ,
@@davidfincher9705 spot on spot on
"Your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here?" That joke alone was worth the price of admission.
I don't get it
Are you trolling? Lol
@@arturgrzenkowicz5750 ohhhh
@@arturgrzenkowicz5750 lmaoo thats messed up
@@ethanners6605 nah it’s a funny joke
Jeff Ross reads a room so so well, he can be racist to a group of people and get pure honest laughter, legend
A good roaster does that - see Don Rickles' videos here for a taste of old school roasting. What I find unique about Jeff is that he gets away with the racial stuff in an era of political correctness.
3:28 That is so true. No way i could imagine saying it in a way that makes it funny. EDIT: I meant the way he presented that as a joke was funny.
Being racist?um, no. It's called funny is funny. If it was racist people wouldn't laugh
@@user-nj1zu2nf1x for every racist joke there's someone who didn't laugh and wrote in an official complaint, it's normal, all I'm saying is there's so many comedians that can't phrase things or approach race based comedy the way he does, I really like him
bsherder that wasn’t a racist joke, rather “you’re an oversized human and look like a gorilla” joke. You could say the same to Brock Lesnar for example. Although he may punch you..
Jeff is what happens when you quit working on your stand up and focus all of your energy on destroying hecklers. He's unbeatable. Love every word that comes out of his mouth.
"Howard Stern has been in radio so long he bought Robin at an auction"
Dead
Are you ok
Do you need help
That one was funny asf
Very underrated joke
This would not fly in 2020 😂😂😂
“Shaq your knuckles looked scraped, did you walk here?” Had me dying!!! 😭
1:35 "Howard Stern has been in radio so long, he bought Robin at an auction."
Holly cow dude!
Is it because his long arms span they drag on the ground? I didn't get it.
Abdul does math It’s a reference to apes, that walk on their fists.
@@thedeckteckmaster :
Apes, such as gorillas and chimpanzees have short legs compared to their bodies and they lack the bone structure or muscles to stand upright. So, they use their knuckles during their walks or runs. Other than that, humans have a large head so the female pelvic area has to be large to let the baby through. There is the body hair difference. The skull shape is a bit different compared to us. The ears look the same. The hands look the same. Their foot is slightly different.
@@louistournas120 what.
20 seconds in and more funny than amy schumer's entire career
and it's also original jokes unlike amy schumer's career
Rusty Nugget
Amen To that
Get over it for God's sake. You boys who get piss yourself scared over women who dont fit your sad 1950s mold.
@@scottielambert9312 what does that have to do with her not being funny i mean she is still not funny
@@isaiahcampbell5657 I believe she is, it's clearly not for incels and I get that, but she is empirically funny. Dont give a fuck what trump supporting incels dont like, I enjoy it.
"You're like Amy Winehouse if she went to rehab" That was beautiful lmao. Ryan Stiles being Kramer lite is underrated af haha
“I’ve seen hostage videos with a bigger budget.” 😭
😂😂😂
If that ain't the truth
That one got me too. Honestly to come up with these jokes, your life has revolve around comedy 24/7. Brilliant!
"It looks like Trump built a wall around only you" haha
"i use your show as a nightlight"
"I've seen bigger budgets in hostage videos"
comedy gold
I loved that part 😂
Bro I watch your channel
Just imagineing jeff ross snoring to his show at 3 at night is fucking hilarious
That guy asked for it lol
I think he's a overrated roaster but that shit was hilarious 🤣
Back when people weren’t so offended...let’s go back
Bro come on now...some of these clips are less than 5 years old. 5 years ago, people would say the exact same shit about shit before that. Really, this rinse and repeat "people are too offended' bullshit is just getting old
People are to easily offended. Cancel culture has to stop before free speech is removed from our society.
@@wiskyr6510 You must not actually live on this planet, huh? You messaging from a space station or something?
People not too easily offended...lmfao. If only your delusions were real.
Everyone's a fucking pussy these days. . . I miss the good ol' days
@@Xialoh well you completely missed the entire point of my comment, so maybe you should stop, rethink your response, and then maybe return with something actually productive instead of calling me "delusional." In fact, it's a little ironic...
People are overlooking “I’ve seen younger faces on cash.” Top tier joke
He went from looking 38 to 65 real fast
Don't people usually rate people out of 10? So...the jokes upped his appeal 27% for you? Lol jk
@@ItsBinhRepaired are u actually that dumb. There talking about his age
techmaniac69 lmao they’re 😂
@@Accuracy617 pathetic get a life grammar Nazi
i mean.. its kinda true. but all those clips where he looked 38 were like 1998-2000 ish.. and his new stuff where he's fat and bald is 2015+ so.. 15 years of booze and smokes can do that
"your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here?" he would get crucified in 2019 for that one hahaha
Good thing he didn't tweet it, or they would go back as many years as it takes and still get him for it!
Difference is that he is famous.
Racial undertones? Sorry I legit dont know
I about died laughing. I miss the days when people weren't looking to be outraged about everything and could take a joke.
Go watch the opening 15 minutes of Eddie Murphy's Delirious. "The faggot section" holy shit that would never fly today. Law/lay of the land.
"Dancing with the vaguely familiar" lmaoooo
I actually lol I’m that one
offoffoffoff?
Killed them with that one
Aughyeee.... ask yahoo
Made their career relevant again
Norm McDonald is doing his absolute best to hold it together, RIP to that legend, I would have lost it when he said that guy, "looks like Orville Redenbacher's fluffer"!
"they broke their backs carrying jerry seinfield for eight years"
Fact
While I do love the show I always thought it would be nothing without ol' Costanza... Ain't really care for Kramer too much.
Seinfeld the show was a assembled piece but yeah Jerry was definitely the weakest link of it yet he is the richest from it.
I never got that joke, until i starting watching the show recently 😂
@@Joker-qr5se so many typos in one factual post
He's a genius at writing comedy....he wrote his cast the best lines.
This person sounds like both Rick and Morty.
NoahTV wow
Actually Rick and Morty is one person
Thos person whos name is in the title
Sounds like Saul Goodman too
I think Rick and Morty are voiced by the same person
He murdered jake tapper “I use your show as a nightlight” “I’ve seen hostage videos with a bigger budget”💀💀
I'm deeead
Love it 🤣🤣
SHAQ was close 2nd
Yeah they're literally sitting in the corner of a room with some green screen curtains on the walls around them. It looks good on tv but in real life I bet it looks terrible as shit.
@@dsrree that wasn't the joke buddy💀
7:14 that part is just hillarious.
"Oh my god there's kids,run!run!"
I died at that😂😂😂😂
😂
"I use your show as a nightlight" the savagness is real🤣🤣🤣
This is Don Rickles old joke - not original by Jeff, and he uses many of Don jokes in this video.
Mo Diggady I thought that part was the best haha
@@moathalsaif5592 That's not true
Is no one going to talk about the Micheal Jackson roast? “Oh my god there’s kids, run kids run!”
Lame. The whole MJ child molester thing is a media hit job. Or from Norm on SNL news. For the short version watch Chappelle. For the long detailed version watch the 3-part series by Razorfist on the Rageaholic channel.
I was looking for this lmao
@@jjryan1352 Mj was obviously innocent.. but it's still funny
@@takerfan4ever no he wasn't lol
@@tddouble9412 b4 u further embarrass yourself.. google the trial and results.
5:55 he makes a joke about Ron Jeremy being "stoned to death" and Jeremy is so f'd up that he has to ask the woman next to him what the joke was
Ron fell asleep twice during that show. Bo Burnham got him too.
@@dustinb1070 man can sleep 23 hours a day now lol
He seemed like a good dude. I worked a club he came to when they had a little tour of famous porn stars. While I was there the dancers and female patrons kept coming on to him. He turned them all down like a pro. Ron and Bridget the midget are just fun and good time magnets.....you know when he's awake.
I’m sure he went right back to sleep thinking, “Whatever, I still have the biggest stick in the room.”
He was just tired from all the raping.
I like how the jokes come hard enough that he says compliments at the same time to balance out the emotions😁
"Howard Stern has been in radio so long he bought Robin at an auction!"
Dead.
Funniest one here lol 😂👌
that one was stone cold savage!
That was Don Rickles funny
I cant stand Robin but she took that so well lol
If he said that now the internet would literally burst in flames 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of Jeffs funniest jabs was about comedian Alan King.
" Alan's been around since the Beatles . Not the band,. the life form"
Damn.
At the Smith roast he calls Jamie a crossdresser basically, guess all good comedy is based in reality
Live Wire lol is there a clip of that
@@fightfannerd2078
Yes . It's somewhere out there ...
I think it might have been the best of..?
@@fightfannerd2078
The drew carey roast
By watching this video, i learned that he pretty much makes three jokes and then shuts up. So he doesn't offend people 😂
nah im pretty sure they find his jokes and himself personally more funny than how offended they actually are
comedy comes in 3's
he definitely takes his time to see their reaction
good move cause some of them were really hard hitting lol
I wish he would do a fourth sometimes but people are sensitive
"They don't make 'em like the used to" is a term that gets thrown around a lot, but when you look at Jeff Ross he really does take you back to the golden age of comedy.
''Looks like trump built the wall just around you.''
Laughin to death
I don’t get it
@@austinroccaro2219 where are you from ?
I laughed out loud , that shit was so fucking funny!
Yes.
🤣🤣🤣
"Drew Carey is to comedy.... what Mariah Carey is to comedy"
I don't get it
I dont get it
H.L mariah carey isn’t a comedian.
Nothing
H.L then you’re a fucking idiot
“Wow, it’s like Trump built a wall around just you.” 🤣
This one has me dying
Yupppp
That was gold
He uses the forever 41 joke often, and it’s perfect. It cuts so deep to all those who are pretending they’re battling a midlife crisis, and they think they look hip. The perfect one liner in those situations
Back when people didn't get immediately butt-hurt over everything...
People in real life still don't act like that
Some of these are from 2016, dumbass
I'm so sick of comments like these. People are still laughing. People who are offended are in the minority.
Fauna zoo · Yeah. It’s amazing how quickly shit changes.
@@TwinTurboMotorsports You mean white
“Blacker roots than kunta kinte” 😂
richard dalaney Not even remotely funny. Triggered?
Dead Inside And, he liked his own comment. Someone had to i guess🤷♂️
As a black man I approve of this joke
...alright see you at home 🤣
Dead Inside Dude tried to make a simple joke, bombed but still why do you people always think someones triggered?
“Those shorts are shorter than the amount of time you spent in high school”
BRUTAL
That should actually be “longer” than you spent in high school. Because if her shorts are very short, then she should have spent less time in high school. Her time in high school should be the shorter thing.
@@sam04019491 drop out
@@sam04019491 explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog.You understand it better but the frog dies
@@robertburbulea8503 That is f-ing brilliant
@@robertburbulea8503 The frog was always dead
Your knuckles look scraped, did you walk here? That was savage..hahaha
"OMG, THERE'S KIDS, RUN!" LOL THAT'S SO DARK.
Yeah, damn
Michael Jackson was the only one who didn't laugh 💀
i fucking died hahahha
Messed up
I don't want to be that guy but I kinda don't get it
"Your knuckles look scratched, did you walk here"
@Dozo He compared the guy to a gorilla i think xd
Dodi he has long arms
*Dodo
*Dozo
@Dozo gorilla's usually move on "all fours"
"You're dressed like you're going to paint the set" gets me every time.
Then he tries to change the subject right away.. 😂
That was a great line, I love Norm though.
@@anthonyontv Norm is a great sport, he loved it.
"He can't help himself"
This man is a true comedian genius, Most of his quips are hilarious and ingenious
This is true humor. Satire without the fear of political correctness reprisal.
It's not satire at all. It's roasting.
💯💯
@@Grushdevah, use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.
Jeff Ross is part of the protected species, jews...he's allowed to
Thank you for pointing out the definition of Satire! Thanks for having my back!
“You look like Amy winehouse if she went to rehab” yooo she was big mad
That's kind of a weird one though, she looked fine before she had problems with drugs & alcohol.
Certain casting directors usually have a stick up their ass though
I think that was more of a compliment than roast :D
That was one of the few that was actually a complement. I judge her for being offended.
“Drew Carey is to comedy, what Mariah Carey is... to comedy.”
I don’t care who you are, that’s a good joke right there.
classic
He used it again
yea, I did not understand that one.
It's a very versatile joke. It works for any genre.
Only works if you're American. I had to Google 'Drew Carey' to find out who he is. It didn't help much.
This guy is amazing. Improv stand up, can't beat it. He is a legend. I wish I was as quick and witty as him.
“Is this the window you jump out of when the ratings come in” 🤣🤣😭
“You guys look like the bland girls” LMAOOOOO
Oh my God TARA RIED!
Haha they were so fucking offended
I dont think i could have said that to those girls good thing he has cameras around because without them they might have kicked his ass.
@@dimeen so good to watch
@@brandonrice1124 kicked his ass really?
Looks at blonde "you have blacker roots than Kunta Kinte" LMFAO
Jesus she’s a dime tho
@@Gqgeorge1453 looked trans to me
@@Gqgeorge1453 fake blondes are ethnically appropriating my people and are disgusting
@@AbuHajarAlBugatti Lool your username
He said Kunta Kinte without blushing. Lol.
In high school, there was a kid who would just go up to people in the lounge and start cutting them down. He'd bring them up to the point where they were ready to kick his ass, then he'd tone it down. Then he'd just ramp it right back up. Everyone around would just be laughing their asses off. He was an ugly dude with a great comedic face, probably the funniest guy I've ever met in person.
Those dancing with the Stars finalists were.barwly holding it together. That reality check had to hurt
Barely*
Yeah they took that...not well. 🤣
I don't know any of them
Maybe. But Once you’ve been in the industry enough, you might prefer to be apart of the Barely Recognizable
ohhhhhh thats right. people used to have a sense of humor....
Kyle 89 Yeah no doubt, before everyone became so woke and realized humor’s in fact dangerous.
@@sonnyblack0870 oh shut up
Hector Castillo I know bruh, you’d like to live in a politically correct utopia but this is America where free speech exists, and for those who value it we plan on keeping that constitutional right in place.
@@sonnyblack0870 you're the one saying humor is dangerous like a soy boy. Dont back track now
Hector Castillo Back track? Cause of you? Lol... Right. It’s called sarcasm dumb dumb, didn’t know we had NPC’s like you on the right. Clearly sarcasm isn’t in your programing so you system overload and resort to your basic buzzword programing and call me a “soyboy.” Unfortunately for you it doesn’t apply here son.
"You're like Amy Winehouse if she went to rehab"
"Wooow, really?"
Yes, really.
2 jews
Early in her career Amy Winehouse was quite the fox.
If you close your eyes, you can hear Saul Goodman roasting people
What the fuck
“You don’t recognize him? He was on To Catch a Predator.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that had me rolllllling
That poor guy probably got ragged on constantly due to that bit, lol.
I laughed so hard. That was awesome. :)
Please and thank you.
The "dancing with the vaguely familiar" joke killed me
Tristan Courty same I lost it hahhahahaha
The look of how uncomfortable the crowd was made it better! lol
I don't even know who those 3 were even supposed to be
Steve-O in the background had me cracking up too
I think they think they’re more famous than they actually are...so the truth hurt 😂
"I've seen hostage videos with a bigger budget"
LMFAO
for some reason I thought of CNN..
lol ISIS videos
Lool i laughed and cringed so hard
previous roast was good as well: "I use your show as nightlight" lol
that explains the good ratings, many people probably keep it on for a nightlight for that reason lol
It’s good to see norm just appreciating his pure nonsense that he makes up on the spot
“I’ve seen hostage videos with a bigger budget!!” Boooyyyy 💀💀💀💀
"I've seen younger faces on cash!"
LMFAO, that was great.
Jeff ross making fun of how other people dress while he is probably the worst dresser I have ever seen lol
That's why he's so good
That's the art, looking bad while roasting the shit out of other people looks
Libturd I see
lmao and i bet you don’t have the balls to say that to his face
@@dontsettleforjoe1243 Do you? Do you see, you clever, clever edgelord you?
Jeff Ross is the king of roasting people.
And Nikki Glaser is the queen
Comic gold. Never noticed his voice is like a mix of Saul Goodman & Rick Sanchez.
Holy shit
You nailed it! !!
I was dying trying to figure out who he sounds like, Bob Odenkirk for sure! Been a fan of both for years and for some reason didn't notice it until I watched this video lol.
ThisIsLiamJones “ITSALLGOODMAN”
I was trying so hard to figure out who he sounded like definitely sounds like Saul
Came here for the girl in the thumbnail. 4:55 btw
Stayed here for the jokes.
Same!!
Oh man thank you. I was hoping someone would put at what point she came on
Ultraman's Inspirational Recipes you wouldnt bust one on her chest?
Gary
He probably pulls girls 10x hotter than her.
@Ultraman's Inspirational Recipes lol we all know you get 0 puss
The dancing with the stars people died inside.
No idea who they were.
WalterLiddy still don’t
Same
Don't you mean, Dancing with the vaguely familiar?
The dude plays ted Laurent on the days of our lives lol
I must say, when you compile his work… he is almost certainly the best roaster EVER. I can’t even imagine how many jokes he has rattling around in is skull.
Everyone gangsta until Jeff Ross grabs a mic and your in his line of sight
that "action, she takes her clothes off" didnt go too well with the dad
The thumbnail HOOTERS GIRL is at the 4:54 mark. You are very welcome.
Don Dee wow she’s badddd
I actually clicked on the video because of Jeff Ross no homo
Playmate Holly Madison.
Cheers. That saves a bit of searching.
My nofap is screwed thanks
Roasting the hooters chic "youre like a stripper who hates money so you work here" JESUS
TheFinalStanza94 shes hot af tho fr fr
Lmao!!!
Never roast any women. They've been downtrodden too long. Just compliment, validate them when prompted.
@@txtrang2515 Fuck that shit
Ol Skool Trey I think you've got that backwards.
Not only are his burns brilliant, but he always seems to somehow integrate compassion and admiration into them...
A true craftsman...
Roast on J.R.
Ohhh man, those “Dancing with the Vaguely Familiar” roasts were legendarily brutal. Many feelings were hurt that night forsure, I bet the audience laughter didn’t help too much either 😂😂😂. The true king of roasting!
This is the same exact copy and pasted comment from scotty kilmers video.
@@atrocitus9804 he think he slick
The cast of Seinfeld did carry Jerry Seinfeld
They even make a jab at this in the show where the network exec complains that jerry can't act
Yes, he said that for like 20 years already
To be fair the show works best with him just being a dude chillin almost like a control/constant letting the others be the chaotic variable, idk if that makes sense but yea
Never a truer statement!
Fucking ensemble homie, don't get it twisted.
The Michael Jackson part "Oh my God there's kids run run!"
Riorarshan lmao I was lookin for this comment
I legitimately spit out the Snapple I was drinking that shit was so funny lmao.
Seattle Sneakerhead lmao same
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Did you hear that Walmart is having a Michael Jackson sale? .... Little boys pants are half off LOL!!! 😅😅😅😅
You know you're a legend when you roast literally everyone and never being called a racist or a sexist. That's a tough achievement to get in this modern era. Fucking hilarious, lol
It’s not just the roasts, but something about his delivery brings his victim in on the joke and gets them laughing too. Total masterclass
Its just because they know their on camera. Do this without a camera and you get punched in the face a lot.
I think it also has to do with him not being "conventially attractive". It doesn't feel punching down in a sense to people
Don Rickles vibes
@@jack321gogogo4 Most people aren't inbred monoloids.
they have to laugh. it would kill the mood otherwise. they're working just as hard as Jeff.
"I use your show as a nightlight." Lmao don't we all
Wouldn't watch Jake Tapper if he was the only person left reporting the news.
@@leonrififi3543 That's cuz it is lol
This is a time capsule. This would cause society to implode if this happened today.
it's funny, because many of these roasts are from the last 2 years. there's one even referencing trump. but whatever.
Because no one has any sense of humour anymore. It’s still funny and always will be. Just wait until all of the current university graduates come out in the field after they have been embedded with all of their professors insane Liberal views. God help us all
You're fucking stupid. I go to a university. They are not "Liberalization factories" like you all love to spout lol. Unless you're going heavy into liberal arts you will never hear anything like that. The bits and pieces you do here are just signs made by students on the wall or some shit which are equaled in number by conservative posters for Turning Point or some other bullshit on the same bulletin.
Brightest Light so the gorilla one would go?
there's more people getting offended about people getting offended than people getting offended. i mean scroll down a bit
I honestly didn't realize he's been doing roasts for so damn long. No wonder he's the Roast Master!
“You look like Harry Potter’s accountant” I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂
"You look like Orville Redenbacher's... fluffer."
It's good to see that at least one comedian can still get away with real and hard hitting jokes
Yeah but check the dates on those jokes.
Yeh he can't. This is old.
They all could, you just gotta not give a fuck what Twitter says.
He's not famous enough to be cancelled. That's all it is.
I think this joke aged well.
"your like a stripper who hates money thata why you work here" "those shorts are shorter then the time you spent in highschool" xD dead af
best one
Yeah I watched the video too
Chris lmfao yea i was abt to say, no way i missed that part
She went home that day and cried 😂
she was shook
Norm one of the funniest comedians ever, you will be missed my friend.
2:13 "This aint a roast, this a BBQ"
LOLL holy shiiiiiot.
That wasn't the bad part.
Not fuckin' with the racist jokes
@@lifestraight People like you make those jokes even funnier.
@@stevesilverstone4385 I get you. Just like jokes about palefaces and cops being pigs.
@@lifestraight Let's hear one
Dudeeee this is good! “Oh look Michael there’s kids!! Run!!” Lmfao
not that funny considering the truth...
Kyle Hadfield it’s even funnier considering the truth LOL
😃😆😅
Oh yea don’t make the rich pedophile feel bad with a joke.
If roasting was a martial art, he would have attained the unattainable rank.
just shut up
facts!!😂😂
Greg Giraldo beats him by a mile
“He’s an Arab, if that helps,” I fucking love Norm 😂
That shit was hilarious 😂
Jesus, Jeff Ross’s weight changes from clip to clip more than Jonah Hill
Considering it jumps from the 90s to 2019 i would say... no shit sherlock.
Who
Roasted.
"I've seen younger faces on cash" 🤣🤣
I didn't understand this.. could you kindly explain
@@sajithks97 the presidents are on cash and they look younger than the people who were at the place
@@Ardit_Rama hahahahhaa
"This isn't a roast. It's a rot!"
@@sajithks97 on bank notes are former presidents who were alive hundred years ago. So saying they have younger faces than the people in the room means the one on the room are really old.
The people in dancing with the stars were actually offended lol
the truth hurts
All these years later and we're still wondering who they are.
That’s what makes it even funnier the roast was true.🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@atrpunk seriously... Who are they?
Woman on the left was gymnast Sean Johnson. I don't know who cleavage McGee or the Italian fella were.
Finally a comedian that actually made me laugh.
"I've heard of lazy eyes but that right one is collecting unemployment "
LOL
Bill Hader lol
Lmaooo
when was this said?
@@stevenduarte5201 can't rember when just remember the joke
Your knuckles looked scraped did you walk here lmaooo
I don't get that one
He's suggesting that he drags his knuckles when he walks. A knuckle-dragger is a really dumb, primitive person.
@@NICKandJAMEScomedy he explained it like 5 seconds later dude
Thank you so much man. I've been asking about this joke for so long.
Had me that one ahaha
The "I use your show as a nightlight" line isnt getting enought attention. We all have that one show we put on just to fall asleep to.
True it was world class
I think that line is in reference to how bright the studio was.
That made me laugh like a hyena in my kitchen
@@metaltom2003 maybe but the joke carries much punch if he is referring to going to sleep whilst the show is on.
Mallrat82 Nope 😂 ur overthinking it smh
Every six months or so I re-watch this 'cause it's gotta be the funniest thing...In. The. World.