These Are some of the FUNNIEST COMEBACKS ever!

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  • @umitedkingkong6696
    @umitedkingkong6696 4 роки тому +6025

    "I'm not as dumb as I look."
    "How could you be." damn🔥

    • @eddywolfe1230
      @eddywolfe1230 4 роки тому +80

      Umited KingKong i don’t get this one. Can you explain?

    • @Dev-ie1ez
      @Dev-ie1ez 4 роки тому +316

      Umited KingKong Yes and it also implied that he looks so dumb that it is not possible to be that dumb

    • @scottclark798
      @scottclark798 4 роки тому +75

      I just love Tina Fey's brand of humor !

    • @anaknioka2900
      @anaknioka2900 4 роки тому +10

      Was that Letterman?

    • @scottclark798
      @scottclark798 4 роки тому +5

      @@anaknioka2900 yes indeed

  • @jaadkins148
    @jaadkins148 4 роки тому +9467

    Chris Pratt is a national treasure that Kim K comment was savage😂

    • @taytayswiftie13-o1d
      @taytayswiftie13-o1d 4 роки тому +76

      Jenny Adkins I agree. My fav is his role in magnificent 7. I think his comic timing is better than Ryan Reynolds even.

    • @dimitrisapostolakis8017
      @dimitrisapostolakis8017 4 роки тому +13

      @@taytayswiftie13-o1d Is this a movie or what?

    • @taytayswiftie13-o1d
      @taytayswiftie13-o1d 4 роки тому +12

      Dimitris Apostolakis Yes it’s a 2016 remake of 1960 classic. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Magnificent_Seven_(2016_film)

    • @mohammadzafar7891
      @mohammadzafar7891 4 роки тому +20

      I didn't get it...

    • @taytayswiftie13-o1d
      @taytayswiftie13-o1d 4 роки тому +13

      Jessie every pretty girl’s ugly friend will do a similiar thing once in while because she didn’t get your attention! I am not surprised.🤣

  • @TheComedyColosseum
    @TheComedyColosseum 4 роки тому +3640

    “Don’t you think the Catholic Church went a little too far.”
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @agirlisnoone5953
      @agirlisnoone5953 3 роки тому +15

      I fkng love ol ginger

    • @akshaydevmurari8191
      @akshaydevmurari8191 3 роки тому +16

      More so than my cartoon

    • @shardofkingdoms9816
      @shardofkingdoms9816 3 роки тому +18

      Bill Burr is a hero

    • @no-gracias9863
      @no-gracias9863 3 роки тому +7

      *The church is never wrong, DEUS VULT!!!*

    • @Myrkish
      @Myrkish 3 роки тому +1

      ​@Only One Who Knocked Mcnugget Out Kinda late to your kinda late, but it was from when he was on the morning show. Can find it if you search for "bill burr morning show".
      I was rather sad the clip of that wasn't longer, 'cause his follow-up analogy was amazing.

  • @ElTiano21
    @ElTiano21 4 роки тому +4060

    “Because it’s so much FUN, JAN” should be translated to the 2020 version “Because ... KAREN”

    • @zephyrjet122
      @zephyrjet122 4 роки тому +9

      YOU read my mind good sir!! 🦄

    • @bilalc4415
      @bilalc4415 4 роки тому +59

      Fucking Karen wanted a Tarantino movie without violence

    • @michaelmckinnon1591
      @michaelmckinnon1591 4 роки тому +3

      Kristiano I'm guessing your mother is ashamed of you if she's still alive and if not she's spinning in her grave (I'm presuming she's human only).

    • @saooran7364
      @saooran7364 4 роки тому +7

      The fucking channel is called KRON lol

    • @urgfswallows
      @urgfswallows 4 роки тому +3

      I don’t get it, I’m gonna look stupid here, but why is the name Karen used online to make fun of someone?

  • @smiletoforget
    @smiletoforget 4 роки тому +881

    those girls were really disrespectful towads anthony. spoiled brats

    • @jeanlubin5864
      @jeanlubin5864 4 роки тому +133

      Good thing that Anthony didn't hold back.

    • @oleiosocool
      @oleiosocool 3 роки тому +57

      @@jeanlubin5864 yes he did
      He couldve fucking destroyed them

    • @lisaellis2593
      @lisaellis2593 3 роки тому +5

      @@jeanlubin5864 Exactly!

    • @joyandpeacefullaughter5307
      @joyandpeacefullaughter5307 3 роки тому +19

      Yeah, and he went down to their level with the not funny family joke.

    • @gogocapo2645
      @gogocapo2645 3 роки тому +13

      No i think he went a little too hard on those teenagers

  • @Undone545
    @Undone545 4 роки тому +3698

    "Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy"
    Is one of the coldest lines ever.

    • @ludiqtitan
      @ludiqtitan 4 роки тому +166

      that was pure class of a response. he just put him right in his pocket just like that *fingers snapping*.

    • @declanryan6540
      @declanryan6540 4 роки тому +46

      Not really, it was cheap and easy

    • @danielsmith5088
      @danielsmith5088 4 роки тому +32

      @@declanryan6540 and also had nothing to do with what was actually being said

    • @Undone545
      @Undone545 4 роки тому +127

      @@danielsmith5088 the guy was trying to qualify himself by saying that he has as much experience as a former president had. Presumably because hes young. The point made by the other gentleman was that despite his youth (for the office of president) JFK was exceptional but that this guy despite on paper possessing a similar resume, was in fact unexceptional.

    • @DonJuan-lg8vk
      @DonJuan-lg8vk 4 роки тому +20

      I would take it as a compliment, what did Kennedy ever do except get killed??

  • @eliasweslati1999
    @eliasweslati1999 4 роки тому +4140

    "might be that cast iron heart" gotta be the comeback of all comebacks I mean damn andy is a savage

    • @LDacic
      @LDacic 4 роки тому +35

      In my book, most of the other comebacks in this video were better than that one.

    • @eliasweslati1999
      @eliasweslati1999 4 роки тому +54

      @@LDacic to each his own 😉

    • @cannedyams9977
      @cannedyams9977 4 роки тому +173

      A lot of these were just funny, but that was the only one that actually made me angry. She deserved the humiliation

    • @Rahul-uk4su
      @Rahul-uk4su 4 роки тому +5

      @@LDacic this one from Andy was funny.. Others were witty.

    • @TheVeregat
      @TheVeregat 4 роки тому +13

      @@LDacic No one cares about your nor your book.

  • @tednugent1351
    @tednugent1351 4 роки тому +8342

    A comeback usually means something that isn't SCRIPTED

    • @Sold.Out.For.Freeee
      @Sold.Out.For.Freeee 4 роки тому +129

      Yup. And also when one party does not have a clear advantage. You can’t ask your opponent to help dig a grave which you’re gonna push him in n runaway later. :)

    • @NeonUltra95
      @NeonUltra95 4 роки тому +200

      i mean not really? a comeback just means a witty reply, whether you wrote it a week ago on on the spot its a comeback?.

    • @Sold.Out.For.Freeee
      @Sold.Out.For.Freeee 4 роки тому +43

      @@NeonUltra95 comeback is come and back without a space. 😀

    • @NeonUltra95
      @NeonUltra95 4 роки тому +13

      @@Sold.Out.For.Freeee see even the quick ones arent that funny so it shouldnt matter :).

    • @_Feanor_.
      @_Feanor_. 4 роки тому +62

      Absolutely right. Movie scenes shouldn't have been in this unless the dialogue was improvised on the spot by the actors.

  • @seven92023
    @seven92023 4 роки тому +811

    That Kardashian joke in the beginning kept me laughing all the way to the end of the video.

    • @liangchristina7919
      @liangchristina7919 4 роки тому +15

      I didn’t get it...someone please explain?

    • @felistergatwiri7134
      @felistergatwiri7134 4 роки тому +35

      @@liangchristina7919 Maybe you just need to give the joke some years. You'll get it eventually

    • @jorgeferreira3760
      @jorgeferreira3760 4 роки тому +32

      @@liangchristina7919Mr Felister is being condescending for absolutely no reason, the joke is not a "thinker", it's quite straightforward, but I guess Mr Felister enjoys the presumption of thinking is better than someone he doesn't know at all, it's those minutes of self-confidence boost, that maybe he needs. I too had to repeat 3 or 4 time to understand what he said. On the comeback stories they're addressing, he references Kim Kardashian and then says "I think she gets cu* on her back, in the video".
      Kim Kardashian is known for having a sex video online...

    • @missmash6493
      @missmash6493 4 роки тому +13

      @@jorgeferreira3760 Thank u very much , I understood it after your explanation

    • @Yarblocosifilitico
      @Yarblocosifilitico 4 роки тому +19

      @@jorgeferreira3760 hmm I think he meant that maybe the person asking is too young to get it... And therefore it would be better not to. That's a possibility, you know, this being the internet and all... Maybe the presumptiousness was on your part ;) but feel free to be so judgy if it makes you feel better... It's actually very funny how your entire comment could be about you and not Felister, and we're here for comedy, so...

  • @megansmall5062
    @megansmall5062 4 роки тому +840

    That guy's laughing in the Chris Pratt roast is absolute GOLD

    • @ggboi1297
      @ggboi1297 4 роки тому +1

      I didn't understand that explain pls

    • @sondra2774
      @sondra2774 4 роки тому +32

      Jerry Larry Barry Terry Gerry is the best

    • @wolfflow8972
      @wolfflow8972 4 роки тому +5

      His delivery was so on point

    • @arantxaurrutia0
      @arantxaurrutia0 3 роки тому +4

      was it scripted or was it improvised? Cause it's perfect.

    • @LVNVSmash
      @LVNVSmash 3 роки тому +19

      @@arantxaurrutia0 Chris Pratt and Aubrey plaza used to improv a lot just to make people laugh. I don't know if you ever heard him tell the story about he was scripted to be standing naked in front of the door so when amy poehler open the door she would see a naked Chris Pratt who was obviously not really supposed to be naked because of camera magic. but instead Chris Pratt was really standing there naked so the shock in Amy's face was 100% real. Long stupid sidetracked comment but in short he used to do that stuff all the time on the show.

  • @caseydouglas3671
    @caseydouglas3671 4 роки тому +3962

    Why did Bryan Cranston have to go so hard on that poor kid from Albuquerque😂

    • @qwopiretyu
      @qwopiretyu 4 роки тому +144

      shitty meandering non question. A fan with half a brain could have asked about acting, the show, his personal life. No he just like y'know Albuquerque is like my y'know hometown so like y'know um did you like it or...? Albuquerque because and it's like y'know?

    • @stewiegilligangriffin4904
      @stewiegilligangriffin4904 4 роки тому +45

      that poor kid is now Jon Jones 😂

    • @bndkclan3253
      @bndkclan3253 4 роки тому +78

      He had broken bad long since

    • @denisfransz4564
      @denisfransz4564 4 роки тому +301

      Not as hard as he went on the kids' mom

    • @Jswyso
      @Jswyso 4 роки тому +6

      I think that kid is Alex Bregman 3rd baseman for the Astros

  • @darkflame44
    @darkflame44 4 роки тому +1613

    The ace comic con with Tom Holland, Sebastian Stan, and Anthony Mackie was a horrible experience. I was there and witnessed "fans" be rude to the guests or just wanted them to say hi to their phones, no questions were asked making them probably frustrated. It was messed up!

    • @macman975
      @macman975 4 роки тому +7

      Where abouts was it held?

    • @darkflame44
      @darkflame44 4 роки тому +15

      @@macman975 Seattle, Washington.

    • @n_nn_nnn
      @n_nn_nnn 4 роки тому +191

      I saw it on YT and those girls were being very rude and disrespectful. Tom looked so uncomfortable that they were dragging him into it and everyone else too

    • @FlyingEagleTV
      @FlyingEagleTV 4 роки тому +71

      Yea those girls had that coming lol

    • @macman975
      @macman975 4 роки тому +73

      @@darkflame44 Oh okay mate. Yeah, it certainly didn't look like anyone on stage was enjoying themselves.

  • @HeyBusterLuke
    @HeyBusterLuke 4 роки тому +729

    "can you tell her I meant it" - hah that was perfect!

    • @lani7148
      @lani7148 4 роки тому +5

      There was more to that clip, I wish they didn't cut it so short.

    • @musaal-khadim9794
      @musaal-khadim9794 3 роки тому +6

      After that he said "JP, can you please escort these ladies.... back to plastic surgery"

    • @ChelseatheCreativeFox-pc2xz
      @ChelseatheCreativeFox-pc2xz 3 роки тому +1

      What happened at that clip? What was going on when he said that?

    • @kenjcm
      @kenjcm 2 роки тому

      @@musaal-khadim9794 He destroyed them, lol.

  • @keithsmith5908
    @keithsmith5908 4 роки тому +132

    “She’s very upset you told her to fuck off.”
    Gordan: “Well then can you tell her I meant it.”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @darmy713
    @darmy713 4 роки тому +3105

    Don’t you think the Catholic Church went a little too far?
    Hahaha

    • @johnhines1336
      @johnhines1336 4 роки тому +47

      No statement more truthful,

    • @P.Jlive2024
      @P.Jlive2024 4 роки тому +12

      With what? The rapi*g of young boys

    • @cookeymonster83
      @cookeymonster83 4 роки тому +61

      Catholics: He told a joke about Jesus
      Everyone else: You slaughtered millions during the Crusades

    • @cookeymonster83
      @cookeymonster83 4 роки тому +2

      Were*

    • @jessejive117
      @jessejive117 4 роки тому

      Cookey Monster also I’m not even close to catholic or care that he made a joke about Jesus. I haven’t heard it I’m sure it’s hilarious and Christian over reacted tho I’ve never meet one who cares I doubt you have maybe on the internet tho and if they care they definitely didn’t lose sleep over but I’m just pointing out why you’re historically and logically completely wrong. If you have different numbers let me know them. Also I can’t remember if it was the Ottoman Empire or not I don’t feel like researching there were a few crusades

  • @professorswaggamuffin7572
    @professorswaggamuffin7572 4 роки тому +2007

    1:54 you cut out the best part! She says: "you're always quite quick, are you Howard?"
    Him: "In some things, yes. In other things I like to take my time, if you know what I mean."
    Her: "I have absolutely no idea what you mean"
    Him: *"somehow I don't doubt that 😎"*

    • @JFein
      @JFein 4 роки тому +37

      Came here to make this comment, thank you

    • @KhplSenseii
      @KhplSenseii 4 роки тому +15

      Yes I remember. Thank you for this :D

    • @michaeloezil
      @michaeloezil 4 роки тому +5

      What show is that please?

    • @drayduke
      @drayduke 4 роки тому +9

      @@michaeloezil "The Weakest Link" (original UK edition) hosted by Anne Robinson.

    • @jeanlubin5864
      @jeanlubin5864 4 роки тому +9

      Howard is savage.

  • @kcknight13
    @kcknight13 2 роки тому +64

    The Norm Macdonald joke at the end literally made me laugh so hard, I became lightheaded the first time I heard it. "At least he's not being a hypocrite, and that's the worst part." 😂😂

  • @matt-lang
    @matt-lang 4 роки тому +172

    Oh my god the "you're the carrot top of interviewers" segment was BRUTAL. That was wild

  • @PInk77W1
    @PInk77W1 4 роки тому +2416

    “You’re absolutely right we don’t give pretty girls tickets.”

    • @WNShadow814
      @WNShadow814 4 роки тому +25

      @absoftitanium Tickets getting issued whether she signs or not so why not have some fun with the driver first lol

    • @ericpigg2689
      @ericpigg2689 4 роки тому +8

      Well, we know who got the ticket.

    • @naomigary7930
      @naomigary7930 4 роки тому +7

      my soul left my body

    • @qy72hund
      @qy72hund 4 роки тому +18

      @absoftitanium Why are you so hurt? Do people tell you that you aren't pretty? Is this personal for you?

    • @gianfrancofini
      @gianfrancofini 4 роки тому +1

      The legend

  • @CoffeeStained
    @CoffeeStained 4 роки тому +5178

    I think Jennifer Garner totally deserved the embarrassment she felt over being wrong about “snuck”.

    • @Heavenly-Drakian
      @Heavenly-Drakian 4 роки тому +98

      she invited that but it lasted for about 20 seconds because he was afraid she would kick his ass since she can.

    • @ronaldcross
      @ronaldcross 4 роки тому +164

      Technically she was correct, just the way "ain't" was not accepted as a word when I was a kid in the 50's and 60's. It made it into the dictionary through overwhelming repetition. New words are added every year to the dictionary.

    • @CoffeeStained
      @CoffeeStained 4 роки тому +312

      @@ronaldcross To be fair, the Oxford English Dictionary only recognised 'snuck' as a word in 1998, and this interview happened in 2010. While she can't be faulted for keeping up on the legitimacy of a single word, she can be held accountable for a snotty attitude and hubris. So her comeuppance was enjoyable. This is, of course, my views on this interaction alone; I'm not familiar with her or her work and she may be a lovely person normally.

    • @abeedeahmed5626
      @abeedeahmed5626 4 роки тому +4

      @@Heavenly-Drakian that would be assault on TV so it would last for about a month for her in jail

    • @jeyzutu758
      @jeyzutu758 4 роки тому

      I love her right pinky toe

  • @dmac1824
    @dmac1824 4 роки тому +878

    OMG! The one where the cop roasted the girl he was writing a ticket to had me rolling!

    • @MrTruth111
      @MrTruth111 4 роки тому +72

      ''you're right, we don't give tickets to pretty girls, now sign here'' ahhahahahahaaa

    • @bribripickle
      @bribripickle 4 роки тому +16

      What a savage 😎 😆

    • @ebonimom6964
      @ebonimom6964 4 роки тому +9

      That was absolute carnage

    • @yahiryellow1
      @yahiryellow1 4 роки тому +4

      @@MrTruth111 I didn't understand it until I read this

    • @MrTruth111
      @MrTruth111 4 роки тому +3

      @@yahiryellow1 haha

  • @mitchkroener
    @mitchkroener 3 роки тому +50

    I’ve never seen that “You’re no Jack Kennedy” thing live. I can’t believe it was actually that crisp and perfect!

  • @xali2008
    @xali2008 4 роки тому +319

    I think we could all agree that cop's comeback was the most savage.

    • @angelmaese7194
      @angelmaese7194 3 роки тому +5

      Totally. I went right through my head the first time

    • @hawkrider88
      @hawkrider88 3 роки тому +5

      "We don't...sign here"....LOLOLOL!!! I love it and there was no one around to enjoy it. Except the world eventually!

  • @stevema2
    @stevema2 4 роки тому +97

    "You didn't think we gave pretty girls tickets? You're absolutely right, we don't. Sign here." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cyanide6954
    @cyanide6954 5 років тому +1898

    If someone said “what are u looking at”
    Reply with “a mistake ur parents made”

  • @kfc8278
    @kfc8278 4 роки тому +414

    0:29
    “You know what, I’m about to say it. Ok. I’ll say it. I don’t care that you broke your elbow”

    • @kerpunkpubgmobile8624
      @kerpunkpubgmobile8624 4 роки тому +7

      I don't care that you broke your elbow username checks out

    • @rob7325
      @rob7325 4 роки тому +3

      Question. Who broke there elbow and why don't you care?

    • @Nick-nh5cr
      @Nick-nh5cr 4 роки тому +4

      You took it way too far man

    • @IneshKhanal
      @IneshKhanal 4 роки тому

      *releases intense PFF*

  • @reliant1701
    @reliant1701 3 роки тому +138

    "Snuck isn't a word, Conan. You went to Harvard, and you should know that."
    Conan, internally: Omae wa mou shindeiru

    • @crjaded
      @crjaded 3 роки тому +4

      NANI???!!!!!

    • @JiihaaS
      @JiihaaS 3 роки тому +2

      I'm sorry but I don't think Conan's internally an anime chatacter.

  • @buggyboogle9
    @buggyboogle9 3 роки тому +70

    After all these years, " You're no Jack Kennedy, " still burns. Nobody expected it.

  • @mariag.8242
    @mariag.8242 4 роки тому +143

    “bigger than yours” 😂😂😂 how to deal, lady!

    • @WalkmanAndCigarettes
      @WalkmanAndCigarettes 4 роки тому +12

      "Fore shore beeger thein yores" that motherfucking accent kills me

    • @zlinedavid
      @zlinedavid 4 роки тому +5

      I think Jimmy liked getting slapped

  • @OldManLuffy
    @OldManLuffy 4 роки тому +320

    Conan looked exactly like a skinny guy playing a fat guy in 2002 that shit had me in tears

  • @janiyawest7023
    @janiyawest7023 2 роки тому +15

    Norm's "Chairman of the B-O-R-E-D" had me in stitches.

  • @nicholasdavis5393
    @nicholasdavis5393 3 роки тому +123

    I love how Aubrey Plaza is getting ready to slap Chris Pratt before he even finishes the joke.

    • @jeffreyduus5440
      @jeffreyduus5440 3 роки тому +16

      I just love Aubrey Plaza no matter what she is doing.

    • @mallory_j88
      @mallory_j88 9 місяців тому +1

      Lol i rewatched that one after reading this. she def already had finished that joke in her head.

  • @icarusfx
    @icarusfx 4 роки тому +233

    “Baby, I’m an adult”

  • @idadahlberg3761
    @idadahlberg3761 3 роки тому +56

    "Every shade off your mom's lipstick" 😂😂

  • @ytrbro1041
    @ytrbro1041 4 роки тому +101

    lol she going to tell patti lebell "dont eat the paper" as if she is 5 years old!! set her straight pattie!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @seharpanesar5132
    @seharpanesar5132 3 роки тому +26

    2:11 Bill burr: "yes and I wanted to talk to you about jesus afterwards" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jedinxf7
    @jedinxf7 3 роки тому +100

    "Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy" is one of the great put downs of American political history. It worked because it was true, and because the man walked right into it begging for the comparison to be made.

    • @JiihaaS
      @JiihaaS 3 роки тому +3

      I wouldn't even call it a put down, he just had his place shown to him.

    • @Heathcoatman
      @Heathcoatman 2 роки тому

      It was a great line, but I'm not sure you could say it worked. Remember which one ended up being VP?

    • @Isaac_R
      @Isaac_R 2 роки тому +1

      @@Heathcoatman Not because of Quayle

    • @Heathcoatman
      @Heathcoatman 2 роки тому

      @@Isaac_R Sure, just pointing out that it was a great line, but Quayle still ended up VP

  • @stevenwille1311
    @stevenwille1311 4 роки тому +556

    Norm Mcdonald is a national treasure

  • @bonnielass3975
    @bonnielass3975 3 роки тому +17

    Norm has always been Savage! He's got one of the Best deliveries of all time. That teehee smile that just says heeeyy heeeyy. 😂

  • @jeffrielley920
    @jeffrielley920 4 роки тому +85

    5:00 Kid asks Walter White a question.
    Heisenberg gives reply.

  • @gsom7
    @gsom7 22 дні тому +1

    Always start with good comeback! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheComedyColosseum
    @TheComedyColosseum 4 роки тому +261

    “ I read the board was spelt B O R E D.”
    If that was not pre written that was class. Norm is pretty funny though tbf man. 😂

    • @Plysomack
      @Plysomack 4 роки тому +12

      That was the cleverest of all of the unscripted comebacks.

    • @adamFIVE88
      @adamFIVE88 4 роки тому +5

      He said "I bet the 'board' is spelt b o r e d" I misheard it the first time too, I had to watch it again because it was so funny lmao.

    • @DonByrd1025
      @DonByrd1025 3 роки тому +7

      Norm Macdonald is a genius when with comebacks and improvised jokes.

    • @Nemcoification
      @Nemcoification 3 роки тому +2

      That whole interview is great, Norm is constantly derailing it.

    • @NaruSanavai
      @NaruSanavai 3 роки тому +1

      @@Nemcoification May he rest in peace.

  • @freeda363
    @freeda363 4 роки тому +181

    "THATS WHY YOU USE AUTOTUNE AND I DONT"

    • @tashahines1000
      @tashahines1000 4 роки тому +25

      Simon almost spit his drink out.

    • @jeanlubin5864
      @jeanlubin5864 4 роки тому +12

      @@tashahines1000 that was the funniest part.

    • @eriklaguiraoficial
      @eriklaguiraoficial 4 роки тому +8

      Now that’s savage

    • @ayush9791
      @ayush9791 4 роки тому +7

      But Demi doesn't use autotune. I think.

    • @saitama-kun4661
      @saitama-kun4661 4 роки тому +1

      @@ayush9791 yea but on bed thou 😂😂

  • @CreamToast
    @CreamToast 2 роки тому +125

    Norm macdonald was and literally will forever be unmatched

    • @silka4670
      @silka4670 Рік тому +3

      RIP Norm

    • @bingbongbang8895
      @bingbongbang8895 11 місяців тому

      "I like raping, at least I'm not a hypocrite". I fell on the floor after that one.

  • @freggo6604
    @freggo6604 3 роки тому +21

    6:10 He is 100% right. When times get tough for you your friends will all be busy.

    • @chalkbunt81
      @chalkbunt81 Місяць тому

      Soooo wrong. When the s**t hits the fan, your FAMILY ain't nowhere to be had.

  • @justin4k615
    @justin4k615 4 роки тому +13

    Those two girls who kept peeking on winter soilder n falcon are gonna die single with that attitude

  • @JT-gd7he
    @JT-gd7he 2 роки тому +24

    Norm, there will never be another like you. RIP.

  • @rmiddlehouse
    @rmiddlehouse 4 роки тому +81

    You know its a bad burn when they are still bringing it up 30 yrs later 8:00

    • @JiihaaS
      @JiihaaS 3 роки тому

      It's interesting. I've never heard or seen it before, possibly because I'm not American, and I find the response quite banal tbh. To me it basically seems like just a "nope" covered in an anecdote.

  • @jimmyjay122
    @jimmyjay122 4 роки тому +50

    Thank you Sofia Vergara for one of best comebacks of all time 🤣🤣🤣

    • @micahwatkins8425
      @micahwatkins8425 4 роки тому +1

      Was she really mad

    • @jimmyjay122
      @jimmyjay122 4 роки тому +9

      @@micahwatkins8425 I think yes 😆 She seemed genuinely mad. I think she just didn't fully accept that these came from people's online comments. Or maybe she did, but that last comment was too much for her to accept and just reacted spontaneously by slapping the guy standing in front of her saying the words out loud 😅 Either way her overall reaction and witty reply were priceless 😌

  • @geraldgoldsby8533
    @geraldgoldsby8533 4 роки тому +56

    Ya have to be quick witted. Priceless.

  • @kasweatherall941
    @kasweatherall941 4 роки тому +19

    OMG. Chris at the beginning & Norm McDonald at the end where freaking hilarious

  • @danf8047
    @danf8047 3 роки тому +26

    I didn't think Norm MacDonald was funny as a teen but now as a grown up I cry laughing at his jokes.

  • @blaws6684
    @blaws6684 4 роки тому +180

    Was in a bar one evening after skiing and a guy was doing everything he could to try to get somewhere with a rather hot snow bunny. He was relentless and it lasted for a couple hours. People were taking note. Finally after spending a mortgage payment in drinks for her and the bar to stay to show off he finally said “look all I want to do is get into your pants for a while. “. She didn’t miss a beat. Looked around to see if the folks were paying attention and said “what for? I already have an asshole in there “. The place went crazy laughing

    • @multistan1100
      @multistan1100 4 роки тому +10

      DAMN

    • @jeanlubin5864
      @jeanlubin5864 4 роки тому +5

      He spent a mortgage payment in drinks? Damn lol.

    • @blaws6684
      @blaws6684 4 роки тому +4

      Jean Lubin best burn ive ever heard. This chick would have beat don rickles at scorching people

    • @Dev-ie1ez
      @Dev-ie1ez 4 роки тому

      Sorry but can you explain it

    • @blaws6684
      @blaws6684 4 роки тому

      Dev ummm she said no

  • @craigjohnson4302
    @craigjohnson4302 4 роки тому +18

    "You didn't think we gave pretty girls tickets? You're absolutely right, we don't... sign here." LOL!!!

  • @tpstrat14
    @tpstrat14 4 роки тому +40

    6:15 that's not a comeback, that's a life lesson

  • @dougimmel
    @dougimmel 3 роки тому +20

    The Jack Kennedy comeback will always be in a league of its own.

  • @showtime1235
    @showtime1235 4 роки тому +39

    Andy’s comeback on Chelsea Handler was easily the best

  • @goiz2422
    @goiz2422 4 роки тому +61

    2:00 u missed the best bit after he says "i like to take my time if u know what i mean" she says "i have absolutley no idea what u mean" and then he says "somehow i dont doubt that"

  • @mobilegameplaywalkthroughs990
    @mobilegameplaywalkthroughs990 3 роки тому +7

    Damn, Norm is awesome. Loved him ever since I first saw him on SNL Weekend Update in the 90's.

  • @SMBDelse
    @SMBDelse 4 роки тому +119

    2:07 it’s not the end of the dialogue
    She replies: I’m afraid I don’t know what you mean
    And he replies: somehow I’m not surprised

    • @nye5808
      @nye5808 4 роки тому +2

      LUMBAGO TV ik how was that not included!

    • @briancox8443
      @briancox8443 4 роки тому

      It killed me they didn't show the whole clip.

    • @notricky1680
      @notricky1680 4 роки тому +3

      Somehow I don't doubt that*

    • @anirudh9059
      @anirudh9059 4 роки тому

      What show is that?

    • @drayduke
      @drayduke 4 роки тому

      @@anirudh9059 the weakest link.

  • @airsofter2247
    @airsofter2247 4 роки тому +48

    "I feel bad for you"
    "I don't think about you at-all....."

  • @ThiccOleCat
    @ThiccOleCat 4 роки тому +10

    "Senator you're no Jack Kennedy" the audience applauding that had to fucking HURT.

  • @JohnJ-fj2xe
    @JohnJ-fj2xe 4 роки тому +8

    "You didn't think we gave pretty girls tickets?"
    "You're absolutely right. We don't."
    "Sign here."
    Fuck, that was the best laugh I've had so far this year.

  • @christiankrenek7689
    @christiankrenek7689 4 роки тому +28

    All great, but Norm MacDonald knocks it out of the park with that last bit.

  • @university-666
    @university-666 4 роки тому +827

    If its a TV show its not a comeback. Its a script.

    • @RonaldMoD
      @RonaldMoD 4 роки тому +9

      80% of these clips were scripted

    • @camogrrl
      @camogrrl 4 роки тому +50

      It’s a scripted comeback. A comeback is a comeback wether it’s scripted or not. Gawd stay in school kids

    • @Shinkajo
      @Shinkajo 4 роки тому +58

      I think țhe parks and rec one was a blooper

    • @Cheezus
      @Cheezus 4 роки тому +27

      The Kim K joke about the comback story is not scripted, the scripted scene is still funny but not this funny.

    • @qy72hund
      @qy72hund 4 роки тому +13

      let the record show the parks and rec one was improvised by Pratt

  • @aidanrogers4438
    @aidanrogers4438 4 роки тому +58

    Anthony Mackie was definitely pulling his comebacks, going from other videos I’ve seen from him.

  • @heavypen
    @heavypen 5 місяців тому +2

    "Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy." Poor Danny Quayle was never quite the same after that. Thanks for the refresher on that one.

  • @Astonish
    @Astonish 4 роки тому +681

    „What do you sink? Might be that cast iron heart.“ Genius😂

    • @joecook5689
      @joecook5689 4 роки тому +32

      She was a right bitch asking Andy if he floats. Haha, cast iron heart.
      Bloody Chelsea rude handler. From UK

    • @purselmer5931
      @purselmer5931 4 роки тому +7

      @Spiral Notebook I think if she's reduced herself to fat jokes, then her too-smart-for-the-world routine is not "wearing thin" - it's gone.

  • @bloodyfitnerd1947
    @bloodyfitnerd1947 4 роки тому +13

    ramsey's comeback to customers who come up to the pass is always golden.

  • @BrokenGodEnt
    @BrokenGodEnt 3 роки тому +12

    "Senator you're no Jack Kennedy"
    Most cutting thing to ever be said in a political debate.

  • @destiny2500
    @destiny2500 4 роки тому +5

    The copppp😂😂😂😂 “I thought you didn’t give pretty girls tickets”
    “We don’t sign here”🤣😂😂🤣☠️☠️😭😭😭 I’d be crushed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamesolive1300
    @jamesolive1300 4 роки тому +33

    “The thing is, I didn’t want to find you. I actually wanted to stay alone.”

  • @aravindsankaranaorist
    @aravindsankaranaorist 3 роки тому +6

    Norm is THE KING of Comebacks. When he opens to talk about someone you know there's gonna be blood.

  • @bipolarewok
    @bipolarewok 5 років тому +376

    1:51 Dude, you left the best part out of the clip

    • @noneyabizz5306
      @noneyabizz5306 5 років тому +79

      Yah, hows he gonna actually not put in the comeback? How stupid. Anne got destroyed there. "I have absolutely no idea what you mean." "Somehow, I don't doubt that." LOL

    • @mr.a1285
      @mr.a1285 4 роки тому +4

      @@noneyabizz5306 You have a good memory

    • @jeanlubin5864
      @jeanlubin5864 4 роки тому +3

      @@noneyabizz5306 I was mad for that as well. Howard destroyed Anne.

    • @JiihaaS
      @JiihaaS 3 роки тому

      @@mr.a1285 how do you know how long it was since they last saw it, or how many times they've seen it?

  • @sammy181
    @sammy181 4 роки тому +129

    8:44 that laugh in the background ....... Sounded like JENNIFER LAWRENCE

    • @uzairmahmood5453
      @uzairmahmood5453 4 роки тому

      Yeah kind of

    • @ima.1766
      @ima.1766 4 роки тому +1

      OMG yes hahahagag

    • @I-Want-The-Truth
      @I-Want-The-Truth 4 роки тому

      Whats her name? This blonde chick looks familiar but I cannot remember where from 🤔

    • @sammy181
      @sammy181 4 роки тому +1

      @@I-Want-The-Truth Courtney Thorne Smith

    • @I-Want-The-Truth
      @I-Want-The-Truth 4 роки тому

      @@sammy181 thanks, it has been annoying me 🤣

  • @erikj.2066
    @erikj.2066 2 роки тому +4

    “You told my friend to fuck off” “Tell her I meant it.” 🤣

  • @MaegnasMw
    @MaegnasMw 4 роки тому +6

    "You did not think we gave tickets to pretty girls? You're right, we don't! SIGN HERE!" SAVAGE!!! :D

  • @criticalfxck13
    @criticalfxck13 Рік тому +1

    "When things get tight, let me know where your friends at"
    God that's good lmao
    Remember, all family is friends but not all friends is family

  • @RustyGorbi
    @RustyGorbi 4 роки тому +6

    that policeman tops everything, absolute LEGEND! xD

  • @mrburgers2440
    @mrburgers2440 4 роки тому +267

    bEcAuSe iTs So mUcH fUn jAn!!
    best.

  • @jondoe5843
    @jondoe5843 4 роки тому +4

    That Norm MacDonald bit at the very end is absolute gold!

  • @randychampion184
    @randychampion184 3 роки тому +2

    Nick Offerman's face transforming from a scowl to full on laugh mode is gold!!!

  • @2004082
    @2004082 8 місяців тому

    “Chairman of the bored” 🤣🤣🤣 unbelievable timing and wit

  • @dylanjs4487
    @dylanjs4487 4 роки тому +30

    the first one with andy from parks and rec is an improv line and oh my god chris pratt is so funny

  • @boredweegie553
    @boredweegie553 4 роки тому +11

    Love the Cosby bit at the end 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @TailsClock
    @TailsClock 4 роки тому +84

    "I like to take my time if you know what I mean" *wink*
    is just the set up. You totally skipped the punchline.

  • @ZenZill
    @ZenZill 3 роки тому +20

    Gotta say, I'm impressed how many of these you nailed. I know them all, but it's like impossible to get a list like this going. Heroic work.

  • @tinurubin2998
    @tinurubin2998 4 роки тому +5

    I replayed the first clip so many times just see everyone reactions . Gold

  • @kjegal2349
    @kjegal2349 5 років тому +81

    The first one😯💀💀

  • @chrinarai
    @chrinarai 4 роки тому +15

    "I don't think about you at all" so cold! Love it

  • @Ultradude604
    @Ultradude604 4 роки тому +7

    4:37 I thought Andy was about to get knocked out, and then he knocked her out!!! WOW

  • @properdoe3414
    @properdoe3414 4 роки тому +2

    “Senator, you are no Jack Kennedy.” 😬 Hahah Boom! 💥

  • @tedheavy3441
    @tedheavy3441 3 роки тому +7

    He challenged Norm McDonald and he says I'll bet the board is spelled bored. That was absolutely spectacular.

  • @281m.wasiqwasim3
    @281m.wasiqwasim3 5 років тому +18

    I don't think about you at all. Classic Draper

  • @blakepotter7937
    @blakepotter7937 3 роки тому +9

    Gerry laughing harder than all of them is a great thing.

  • @ebonimom6964
    @ebonimom6964 4 роки тому +51

    I'm gonna say it..
    I dont care that you broke your elbow
    Complete savagery!

  • @whatdothlife4660
    @whatdothlife4660 3 роки тому +6

    Norm steals the show as per usual.

  • @Cartier_specialist
    @Cartier_specialist 3 роки тому +13

    Conan's demonic laugh was the best.

  • @harleyserpa8334
    @harleyserpa8334 4 роки тому +7

    “Because it’s so much fun Jan, get it!” Lmao

  • @michaelwybrow5588
    @michaelwybrow5588 4 роки тому +17

    " BECAUSE ITS SO MUCH FUN JAN, GET IT!"