The Funniest Off-The-Cuff Comebacks EVER [ROUND 2]

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  • Опубліковано 14 гру 2017
  • The Funniest Off-The-Cuff Comebacks in the History of BURNS: Not many things are as hilarious as coming up with the perfect off the cuff zinger. Usually we only think of the perfect comeback to say hours after the conversation has ended, these classic stings however are immediate, hilarious and witty. From awkward celebrity interviews gone wrong to game shows and everything else in between, these live and impromptu burns will leave you laughing.
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    Neil deGrasse Tyson (MC Squared), Jeff Ross, Bill Burr, Richard Pryor and Milton Berle, reporters Jim Ryan and Dick Oliver, Bryan Cranston (mic drop), Eric Andre, Idris Elba, Kumail Nanjani, Deepak Chopra (all belief is a cover up for inscurities), Elon Musk funny response, Bill Gates (blue screen), Seth Macfarlane and Charlize Theron, Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt, Jay Leno Discovery Space Shuttle, Krishnan Guru-Murthy and Quentin Tarantino, Richard Ayoade, Burt Reynolds Nickelodeon host, Marc Summers 'neatness freak', Charles Barkley vs. Michael Jordan
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  • @bonenintomatensaus
    @bonenintomatensaus 5 років тому +4029

    My goodness the voice-over parts make me feel like I'm watching a video produced by a multi million mass media megacorp

  • @tryingmybest206
    @tryingmybest206 4 роки тому +12180

    you're not watchmojo. and that's a good thing. Stop the voice-overs

    • @antayafairless9028
      @antayafairless9028 4 роки тому +66

      Am I insane..I hear no voice overs....

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 4 роки тому +482

      @@antayafairless9028 well I guess you are

    • @glow3116
      @glow3116 4 роки тому +62

      Antaya Fairless I think they mean the intro

    • @jordanrivera8675
      @jordanrivera8675 4 роки тому +40

      i think this comment is retarded asf youtube is a multi platform for all types of creators u should kno they would b similar 😐

    • @sweatyman1234
      @sweatyman1234 4 роки тому +15

      @@jordanrivera8675 listen to the intro of both channels

  • @OurFantasyLife
    @OurFantasyLife 3 роки тому +873

    “What kind of chair would you prefer?”
    “Comfortable!”

  • @edwinnepierre4260
    @edwinnepierre4260 3 роки тому +3439

    "Yes, every shade of your mum's lipstick"

    • @chiefsteps-in-poo6538
      @chiefsteps-in-poo6538 3 роки тому +78

      Love that comeback. So awesome.

    • @r.f.ravari374
      @r.f.ravari374 3 роки тому +48

      @@chiefsteps-in-poo6538 Yeah, especially since it took him a week writing both the question and the "comeback" by himself

    • @chiefsteps-in-poo6538
      @chiefsteps-in-poo6538 3 роки тому +67

      @@r.f.ravari374
      Don't care about that. All I care about is I've got an awesome comeback when the time arises.

    • @milesalton270
      @milesalton270 3 роки тому +10

      @@chiefsteps-in-poo6538 you think he just came up with that on the fly? You've been click baited buddy.

    • @chiefsteps-in-poo6538
      @chiefsteps-in-poo6538 3 роки тому +33

      @@milesalton270
      I just said that I love the comeback. I never once in my comment said that I thought he came up with it in any amount of time or that the comedian himself thought of it. Odds are he heard from someone else.

  • @noahluke3152
    @noahluke3152 4 роки тому +4239

    Legend has it hes still complaining about the chairs.

    • @Woodeh
      @Woodeh 4 роки тому +121

      That guy: these chairs bad
      The audience: slaps knee and laughs uncontrollably

    • @thesupernaturals1070
      @thesupernaturals1070 3 роки тому +40

      @@Woodeh Bill burr is so fckn overrated

    • @Woodeh
      @Woodeh 3 роки тому +42

      @@thesupernaturals1070 yeah he's really not funny

    • @jeanlubin5864
      @jeanlubin5864 3 роки тому +47

      @@thesupernaturals1070 everyone has different taste.

    • @kimberlymariee9743
      @kimberlymariee9743 3 роки тому +3

      @@thesupernaturals1070 so is fucking Norton.

  • @notaseal7864
    @notaseal7864 5 років тому +3736

    I love how they offered Bill a new chair and he refused it

    • @SpookeyClown
      @SpookeyClown 5 років тому +218

      I love the reason Bill refused it.

    • @ComaAlpha
      @ComaAlpha 4 роки тому +210

      Him bitching about the chair was making the whole room laugh. Why get rid of the best muse for material?

    • @devdasrai
      @devdasrai 4 роки тому +98

      I wish he would have just taken it and stfu about the chair. It wasn’t even funny.

    • @aimeemay6019
      @aimeemay6019 4 роки тому +14

      we stan bill burr

    • @DJ_Penguin
      @DJ_Penguin 4 роки тому +23

      Thats comedy, when something is funny you gotta stay in the bit.

  • @InSaNoDaCloWn
    @InSaNoDaCloWn 2 роки тому +234

    "Don't thank me up, I've done nothing for you." Was the politest way I've ever heard anyone say, "Fuck off". Richard is a legend.

    • @rcnhsuailsnyfiue2
      @rcnhsuailsnyfiue2 Рік тому +2

      That was painful to watch. I wonder how much context was lost in the edit…

  • @kamani_lastname8883
    @kamani_lastname8883 3 роки тому +279

    “Don’t thank me, I’ve done nothing for you.”

  • @peterg.1075
    @peterg.1075 4 роки тому +3643

    The "belief is insecurity" bit was savage af

    • @leeman27534
      @leeman27534 4 роки тому +151

      tbh i kinda had to go back to it, and caught the "and you believe that"

    • @PrinceGebauer
      @PrinceGebauer 4 роки тому +131

      But belief in religion is, in fact, insecurity - and as a believer of religion, I'm insecure and that's why I rely on God to keep me always healthy and strong mentally and physically so that I can help my parents and other people.

    • @JanizMakudomaru
      @JanizMakudomaru 4 роки тому +84

      @@PrinceGebauer you missed the joke?

    • @PrinceGebauer
      @PrinceGebauer 4 роки тому +19

      @@JanizMakudomaru what I mean is it isn't savage at all. The guy on the stage was saying the truth, belief is insicurity.

    • @PRINCESS2527
      @PRINCESS2527 4 роки тому +33

      Prince Gebauer exactly including his 😑 duh that was the whole point of him asking he was calling them out

  • @codykeane6107
    @codykeane6107 4 роки тому +3321

    Interviewer: "your Nigerian and Norwegian do you look at yourself as a role model for Norwegians"
    "I do and I think Norway as a nation looks at me to shape it's policies"
    "You are young.."
    "I'm 72"
    ".. Cambridge educated and black and British, that's very rare"
    "Yes it's a hell of a medical form"
    "Other black people.."
    "Yes there are other black people"
    "thank you Richard for coming"
    "don't thank me I did nothing for you" 😂😂 this guy is fucking great have no idea what he does but roasting interviewers is his real passion

    • @Auroramcfarmland
      @Auroramcfarmland 4 роки тому +209

      Richard Ayoade is his name- he's one of the leads on The IT Crowd, it's on Netflix and Amazon Prime

    • @pes6628
      @pes6628 4 роки тому +27

      Whose Nigerian and Norwegian?

    • @ariasmith3861
      @ariasmith3861 4 роки тому +5

      exactly

    • @MyChannel773
      @MyChannel773 4 роки тому +87

      he’s a comedian in the uk he’s in the it crowd (as someone above me already said) and a bunch of panel shows which i highly recommend

    • @robertnestamarley8061
      @robertnestamarley8061 4 роки тому +131

      He’s a UK talent, his type of comedy is generally targeted towards a higher intelligence form

  • @TonyHavenMusic
    @TonyHavenMusic 3 роки тому +432

    Date someone who laughs at your jokes as hard as Neil Degrasse Tyson laughs at his own jokes

    • @taylorraeboylan77
      @taylorraeboylan77 3 роки тому +2

      That’s great !!!!!

    • @TonyHavenMusic
      @TonyHavenMusic 3 роки тому +1

      @@taylorraeboylan77 haha thanks Taylor 😁🙏

    • @KamiJosh2OfAKind
      @KamiJosh2OfAKind 3 роки тому +1

      @@TonyHavenMusic virgin

    • @anotherpointofview222
      @anotherpointofview222 3 роки тому +5

      He's the only person I enjoy watching, who is full of himself, and listening to who loves to hear himself talk.

    • @TonyHavenMusic
      @TonyHavenMusic 3 роки тому +5

      @@KamiJosh2OfAKind sure you'll find someone 🙏 thanks for sharing

  • @agoogleuser8219
    @agoogleuser8219 3 роки тому +385

    "Man if I had Scotty Pippen and Dennis Rodman, I'd have won some too." LOL.

    • @smileishousin
      @smileishousin 3 роки тому +6

      So very true

    • @JSB-2Z-2K
      @JSB-2Z-2K 3 роки тому +19

      Lol Charles is full of it. He had Dan Majerle, Kevin Johnson, Danny Ainge, and a bunch of other great players in that 93 suns team who got beaten by Chicago (without Rodman).
      And he had Hakeem Ollajuwon, Clyde Drexler, and he did have Scottie Pippen too with the Houston Rockets in the end. lol

    • @JSB-2Z-2K
      @JSB-2Z-2K 3 роки тому +6

      @The SN Rodman was past his prime too in Chicago, So?
      Plus Charles couldn't win even when Jordan retired, Olajuwon outplayed him. Charles was good, but no way near MJ

    • @JSB-2Z-2K
      @JSB-2Z-2K 3 роки тому

      @The SN you do know he was 35-37 by that time

    • @JSB-2Z-2K
      @JSB-2Z-2K 3 роки тому

      @The SN Rodman wasn't washed up. Except his offense which sucked and he was like Ben Wallace providing only garbage points, however even tho he was great the first 2 regular seasons and half of the 3rd one, in the playoffs he was great only in 96. in the 97 playoffs he was terrible. In the 98 ones he was meh.

  • @vivakatrob13
    @vivakatrob13 4 роки тому +1154

    “Well please don’t ever touch me again.” 😂😩

    • @JohnDoe-wb6vl
      @JohnDoe-wb6vl 3 роки тому +63

      That group of reporters is from a local station where I live and he's still just as sassy

    • @OhMy05
      @OhMy05 3 роки тому +29

      @@JohnDoe-wb6vl men shouldn't be sassy lol

    • @jeanlubin5864
      @jeanlubin5864 3 роки тому +26

      @@JohnDoe-wb6vl you mean Sissy and not sassy. Sassy is for a woman to be, and if a man does so than he is straight up gay. Point blank.

    • @oofowie8882
      @oofowie8882 3 роки тому +127

      @@jeanlubin5864 sorry that your uncle touched you

    • @Lunamoonx.x
      @Lunamoonx.x 3 роки тому +50

      Jean Lubin there is something wrong if you think that😂

  • @tylerwiggans7228
    @tylerwiggans7228 4 роки тому +2310

    I feel so bad for the kid, he was just asking if he liked his home town😂

    • @idhal6656
      @idhal6656 4 роки тому +114

      I know, poor kid 😂

    • @009Daft600
      @009Daft600 4 роки тому +107

      Yeah, the response wasn‘t too eloquent

    • @dazem8
      @dazem8 4 роки тому +50

      ikr. your mom jokes? *huge eyeroll*

    • @chemsomnia
      @chemsomnia 3 роки тому +105

      I would love to be roasted by Brian Cranston.

    • @MauroCamoranesi16
      @MauroCamoranesi16 3 роки тому +27

      Poor kid, should have kicked his ass

  • @mpjstuff
    @mpjstuff 3 роки тому +216

    The best comeback was; "Don't thank me, I've done nothing for you." Some of the others, while funny, weren't really come-backs.

  • @SirChronDonIII
    @SirChronDonIII 3 роки тому +269

    "You said that all belief is a coverup for insecurity"
    "Yes"
    "Do you believe that?"
    "Yes"
    "Thank you"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nikitasmith6333
      @nikitasmith6333 3 роки тому +2

      🤨

    • @californiaprofile
      @californiaprofile 3 роки тому +1

      I don't get it

    • @AeneasGemini
      @AeneasGemini 3 роки тому +13

      @@californiaprofile he implied that the guy accusing religious people of insecurity was in fact himself insecure

    • @MarcTale
      @MarcTale 3 роки тому +5

      @@californiaprofile "Believe" is not 100% sure (that's why you believe in something). He told the guy he was not 100% sure when he admitted he basically "only believed" it.

    • @igniohealingbringeroftruth9254
      @igniohealingbringeroftruth9254 2 роки тому

      Hahahah

  • @jerrylove4844
    @jerrylove4844 4 роки тому +2737

    Wow that’s sports guy going off on that chick for reading his line was a brutal over reaction!.🤣😂🤣

    • @carlakinsella3833
      @carlakinsella3833 4 роки тому +256

      He was an over the top A-hole

    • @kayhollings1777
      @kayhollings1777 4 роки тому +212

      Yeah, a bit too much ego hey, dude, you're a sportsreader ffs. Also too much of a pussy to take on the producer!

    • @marcopena7638
      @marcopena7638 4 роки тому +92

      Kay Collins
      Did she intentionally took the line? I dont think so. Those people just read the script.
      Honestly a Space Jam movie is not that important to make her doubt about the line being hers.

    • @kayhollings1777
      @kayhollings1777 4 роки тому +83

      @@marcopena7638 no, the guys just being a dick. It wasn't his line, she says the producer wrote it for her.

    • @marcopena7638
      @marcopena7638 4 роки тому +6

      Kay Collins
      What did I say then?

  • @miriammile930
    @miriammile930 3 роки тому +445

    "Do you believe that?" "Yes." "Thank you."

  • @johnnyrr2643
    @johnnyrr2643 3 роки тому +25

    "don't thank me up, I've done nothing for you" how beautiful

  • @firstnamelastname061
    @firstnamelastname061 3 роки тому +1283

    Stop with the voice overs. I came here to laugh not to be tortured.

    • @agentbobcat1866
      @agentbobcat1866 3 роки тому +1

      Sir you are gru

    • @jaykansher87
      @jaykansher87 3 роки тому +6

      You hypocrite... take down that photo then.

    • @averageinternetchristian
      @averageinternetchristian 3 роки тому +9

      @@jaykansher87 now thats a Lotta damage

    • @bradleymitchell3808
      @bradleymitchell3808 2 роки тому +1

      Stop crying, it’s free. Look them up individually if you’re going to whine.

    • @johnnybravo437
      @johnnybravo437 Рік тому +2

      That's harsh. Dude is making compilations for you. If you don't like, don't watch.

  • @ericredbear425
    @ericredbear425 5 років тому +9134

    Get rid of the narration, just show the videos.

    • @bellmeisterful
      @bellmeisterful 5 років тому +151

      Yep. Im always like...ugh they have narration.

    • @JessFredericks-om5ee
      @JessFredericks-om5ee 4 роки тому +17

      @@bellmeisterful absolutely!

    • @tunakanski
      @tunakanski 4 роки тому +24

      Eric Vannoy is like that too but I think they have to have commendation because of some copyright rules.

    • @prz88
      @prz88 4 роки тому +10

      Finally somebody said it!!

    • @passiveaggressive1693
      @passiveaggressive1693 4 роки тому +13

      You could also fast forward, it’s not that hard.

  • @vick2012ish
    @vick2012ish 4 роки тому +1924

    The guy who reversed the interview in revenge for Tarantino is amazing!

    • @turbulentbeauty
      @turbulentbeauty 4 роки тому +87

      Richard Ayode :)

    • @pKerViKNG
      @pKerViKNG 4 роки тому +29

      the funniest of them all...

    • @priyansh1210
      @priyansh1210 4 роки тому +4

      i don't get it

    • @seinfeld4077
      @seinfeld4077 4 роки тому +12

      @@turbulentbeauty moss....

    • @gwapoo
      @gwapoo 4 роки тому +82

      the interviewer deserves to get roasted. he is a bigoted racist liberal leftist who did nothing but pushing propagandas of the left

  • @bluwng
    @bluwng 3 роки тому +347

    The Deepak one was beautifully setup, deep, quick and destructive.

    • @lwilly1212
      @lwilly1212 3 роки тому +24

      That’s what she said

    • @stephenlackey5852
      @stephenlackey5852 3 роки тому +9

      The guy on the stage next to him just busted out

    • @fadlanfadilah1171
      @fadlanfadilah1171 3 роки тому +6

      @Steven Daniels you don't get it ,,, by saying he belief his statement that "belief is insecurity" means he is insecure by his statement, which is stupid to do when you are a speaker because what he say in stage will not have a value because its coming from a person who insecure about his own statement.

    • @mo-moneymo-food9272
      @mo-moneymo-food9272 3 роки тому +1

      I think Deepak Chopra means all 'spiritual' belief is a sign of insecurity because it is from looking within that we know. The funny guy didn't know about it.

    • @cal5750
      @cal5750 3 роки тому +8

      @@mo-moneymo-food9272 Pretty sure the guy understood the comment but was just making a joke pointing out the irony in the way Deepak said it. Not everyone is an idiot lol

  • @fr812
    @fr812 3 роки тому +27

    Don't thank me, I've done nothing for you... LOL Richard Ayoade is so hilarious.

  • @cainpoe
    @cainpoe 4 роки тому +902

    I've never seen someone so pissed off, like the news caster was over the space jam incident.

    • @nikkinicole5435
      @nikkinicole5435 3 роки тому +30

      Fkn psycho

    • @bilcarter
      @bilcarter 3 роки тому +81

      That guy was an asshole.

    • @MrSartorius1
      @MrSartorius1 3 роки тому +40

      ya i wasnt sure if he was joking or not, ridiculous if he was serious

    • @OhMy05
      @OhMy05 3 роки тому +22

      You've never seen someone mad before? He didn't even yell you soft sissy. Men in 2020. Smh 😂

    • @cainpoe
      @cainpoe 3 роки тому +47

      @@OhMy05
      Go back watch ot again, look at the shit he is throwing in her face. You don't have to start a BLM movement and take down statutes to show you're mad. Wtf cuh.

  • @nostalgicuniverse9747
    @nostalgicuniverse9747 5 років тому +4566

    We don’t need the commentary chief.

    • @dylanharris3100
      @dylanharris3100 4 роки тому +49

      Yeah I know. Just play the clips

    • @sanjivinsmoke9154
      @sanjivinsmoke9154 4 роки тому +34

      @@dylanharris3100 copyrights will destroy him if he doesn't comment

    • @wes__c
      @wes__c 4 роки тому +9

      Nostalgic Universe and that’s why all of the dislikes of his dumbass commentary

    • @Kelthor85
      @Kelthor85 4 роки тому +1

      @@sanjivinsmoke9154 Wasn't the case in 2017.

    • @Ales9004
      @Ales9004 4 роки тому

      I like it. Have a problem with that? Assuming shit.

  • @paulmckee4168
    @paulmckee4168 3 роки тому +41

    The Richard Ayoade interview is pure gold

  • @lofiwackpainting7439
    @lofiwackpainting7439 3 роки тому +137

    “you’re not watchmojo. and that’s a good thing. Stop the voice-overs”
    -goodfilmful 2020

    • @yjiokhi4479
      @yjiokhi4479 2 роки тому

      Is this goodfilmful's alt account lmao?

  • @brunomassey
    @brunomassey 5 років тому +955

    Interviewer: "You are a young, Cambridge educated, black, British and that's kind of a rare substance."
    Guest: "Yes, it's a hell of a medical form."

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 5 років тому +9

      *It's an obvious birth defect, where the "odd side" in Ayoade, doesn't know when to get serious or just STFU!!!*

    • @tolerable7286
      @tolerable7286 5 років тому +19

      Bruno Massey-SIlk He will always be Maurice Moss in my eyes.

    • @JustapErson
      @JustapErson 5 років тому +16

      Excuse me? "Guest"?!?!
      Yeah that was pretty funny tbh, I liked that quote and I'm saving it :>

    • @benicus18
      @benicus18 5 років тому +4

      Guest... ffs he’s a famous and hilarious British actor!

    • @em-jaytaylor6743
      @em-jaytaylor6743 5 років тому +26

      I liked his “I did nothing absolutely nothing for you”

  • @HyphyJuice916
    @HyphyJuice916 4 роки тому +86

    Feel like there's more going on between the reporters at 4:45 than just "she stole my lines." That was beyond awkward.

  • @shadski6118
    @shadski6118 3 роки тому +10

    Burt Reynolds is legendary for actually agreeing to settle the disagreement with the whipped cream

  • @jazzyjeffshirl
    @jazzyjeffshirl 3 роки тому +1

    All belief is a cover up for insecurity - yeah that right there. The walk off - priceless

  • @davisnicholas9123
    @davisnicholas9123 6 років тому +2000

    "Every shade of your mother's lipstick"😂

    • @spongeybobble12
      @spongeybobble12 6 років тому

      Davis Nicholas q

    • @zidaanhayat4286
      @zidaanhayat4286 5 років тому +2

      We're all going to hell but I don't give a damn cuz that was fucking hilarious

    • @MB-nt2gg
      @MB-nt2gg 5 років тому +1

      Zidaan Hayat ummm....what?

    • @GekoHayate
      @GekoHayate 5 років тому +2

      Does he not bathe?

    • @zidaanhayat4286
      @zidaanhayat4286 5 років тому

      O yes, we are. :D

  • @nonsensepoopypants7415
    @nonsensepoopypants7415 4 роки тому +581

    Burt was trying to kill him with that pie.

    • @conorjamieson7963
      @conorjamieson7963 4 роки тому +5

      For real doe

    • @roxyflett540
      @roxyflett540 4 роки тому

      Lol RIGHT

    • @lauras3612
      @lauras3612 4 роки тому +34

      Burt kept his composure really well. You could tell he was irritated but he didn't walk off the set or swear at the guy or anything. That's cool right there.

    • @sopwithpuppy
      @sopwithpuppy 4 роки тому +20

      He DID put a LOT of force into it.

    • @johnwillis7063
      @johnwillis7063 4 роки тому +38

      That block on the coffee cup would have made me realize maybe he's not the one...

  • @Jay_R8
    @Jay_R8 3 роки тому +55

    7:44 hes freaking awesome. And I like the one person in the crowd who laughed before the punchline cuz they knew what was coming 😂😂

  • @valerieee1469
    @valerieee1469 3 роки тому +63

    The guy with the Tesla watch man, his outfit looked like he stole it from a hostel

  • @iqbalmiah4689
    @iqbalmiah4689 4 роки тому +176

    "All belief is a cover up for insecurity. Do you believe that ?"....*yes*..... thank you. 😂🤣😭😂

  • @orbazel
    @orbazel 6 років тому +2484

    You stated that all belief is a cover-up for insecurity......do you believe that?'
    'Yes'
    'Ok, thanks'
    😂😂😂😂 that was awesome!!!

    • @rryumi
      @rryumi 6 років тому +55

      Quantum Grizzly Was.... was that George Lucas?

    • @TheForbiddenOne55
      @TheForbiddenOne55 6 років тому +155

      Hahaha completely destroyed his logic with one question 😂😂😂

    • @SplashyandDuckiesadventures
      @SplashyandDuckiesadventures 6 років тому +7

      Quantum Grizzly how was that awesome? He just agreed that that’s what he said. Funny most people do that now and get crapped on. Or unless it was badass that he admitted it and didn’t care? Then I get what you mean

    • @auluadenbartolli6755
      @auluadenbartolli6755 6 років тому +164

      No Lemmy, they basically got their own words turned around on them. "If you believe, you're insecure.. I believe that", meaning they're insecure.

    • @VeritasMiles
      @VeritasMiles 5 років тому +78

      Because the statement was "ALL belief is a cover-up for insecurity." So by saying that he "believes" that, he is saying he is insecure.

  • @johnmaddox5789
    @johnmaddox5789 3 роки тому +26

    You can tell Neil's wasn't off the cuff mans was waiting his whole life to use that one

  • @Noamalmoggg
    @Noamalmoggg 3 роки тому +12

    bill burr is so fucking awesome, see how he makes fun of the interview without making anyone feel bad, when they are trying to find him a "solution" he reacts in a funny way denying the other chair and trying to find a "good point" about that chair to keep the entire atmosphere sane after it broke with the "solution chair" what a great comdeian

  • @ismt9390
    @ismt9390 6 років тому +636

    "don't thank me, i've done nothing for you" mike drop

  • @ayanleyusuf351
    @ayanleyusuf351 3 роки тому +404

    You have a rap name?
    Neil deGrasse: MC^2
    Einstein: Who decided that ?

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 3 роки тому +1

      Doc Einz Zwei Drei, that's who

    • @stevenuniverse1388
      @stevenuniverse1388 3 роки тому

      I agree it was shit joke - guy is intelligent- so he used that - he’s black - so unfortunately he used that.
      It was corny as fuck and not funny at all

    • @angelmiranda8615
      @angelmiranda8615 3 роки тому +10

      Steven Universe You mad bro

    • @astrowrld2870
      @astrowrld2870 3 роки тому

      @@NewPaulActs17 Echo the book?

    • @iambigmanbeats
      @iambigmanbeats 3 роки тому +1

      Steven Universe what does him being black have to do with anything.

  • @NourDette
    @NourDette 3 роки тому +39

    Guess: "They said that all beliefs is cover up for insecurities. You believe that?"
    Deepak: "Yes!"

  • @samprimera5545
    @samprimera5545 3 роки тому +3

    Wow the two minute tirade about "you read my line.You've stayed at my mom's and you're gonna respect me on the air?"
    Over the top.

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 4 роки тому +175

    "The only witness I enjoy being is a hostile one, that's why I intend to answer every question with a question"
    -Ron Swanson

  • @RealSupaHotFireVEVO
    @RealSupaHotFireVEVO 5 років тому +801

    The guy with red shirt literally destroyed him on the belief one. 😂😂

    • @carlbruschnigjr1757
      @carlbruschnigjr1757 5 років тому +54

      The bishop got the joke right away. Deepak, he took a while to figure it out.

    • @bwzes03
      @bwzes03 5 років тому +44

      @@carlbruschnigjr1757 legend has it, he still doesn't get it....
      Deepak, one of the most overrated, full of himself, semi-intellectuals out there.

    • @timdoherty101
      @timdoherty101 5 років тому +14

      bwzes03 *pseudo-intellectuals.

    • @SSVplus
      @SSVplus 5 років тому +3

      Figuratively, not literally.

    • @Visitor1234
      @Visitor1234 5 років тому +8

      Nah... "Believing" in a higher existence and "believing" like thinking /having an opinion in general are two very different things, I think... or maybe I believe

  • @kg_canuck
    @kg_canuck 3 роки тому +14

    I love how bill gates was so nervous looking when they were doing the win98 demo, looks like he knew exactly what would happen

  • @cmser
    @cmser 3 роки тому +8

    Burt hit that man so hard he flinched when Burt took his towel from his own neck. For real. Reynolds wound that smack up a for a full sec and half. Damn.

  • @casanova3039
    @casanova3039 5 років тому +216

    '' Don't thank me...i've done nothing for you '' hahahahaha

  • @FrshChees91
    @FrshChees91 6 років тому +1683

    Holy shit that sports anchor must have lots of pent up aggression.

    • @auluadenbartolli6755
      @auluadenbartolli6755 6 років тому +147

      He really loves Space Jam.

    • @hinduhillbilly
      @hinduhillbilly 5 років тому +36

      FrshChees91 Dude probably had an aneurysm on the commute home that night.

    • @aapjew18
      @aapjew18 5 років тому +98

      I mean, he didn't really get wronged, at least not by her, so much as some producer happened to put that line in her script, perhaps even on accident.

    • @wickedleeloopy2115
      @wickedleeloopy2115 5 років тому +35

      5:20. When attempting revenge that just makes him look like a douche bag 😂😂😂

    • @CanineArachnid
      @CanineArachnid 5 років тому +71

      he's uptight and sensitive, if he wanted to he could have made a joke about it and laughed it off like a comedian. but instead he went on a rant.

  • @brandonkelly4709
    @brandonkelly4709 3 роки тому +12

    I love when people get super mad about getting touched. I don’t care but I can see why people do and it makes for such AWKWARD moments 😂

  • @larryr6084
    @larryr6084 3 роки тому +61

    Bill burr is a master. I'd love to see him live if they ever let us have live shows again.

  • @devinberry4429
    @devinberry4429 4 роки тому +125

    That red shirt guy is a legend. He's my new santa claus.

    • @dani_i8942
      @dani_i8942 3 роки тому +1

      It didn't even make sense...

    • @P.M.P.181
      @P.M.P.181 3 роки тому +5

      @@dani_i8942 all belief is a coverup for insecurity. If you belive that then you're insecure about belief being a cover up for insecurity. Or so i believe 🤔🙄😂

    • @cadsie8421
      @cadsie8421 3 роки тому +3

      @@dani_i8942 correctiob: it didn't even make sense...to you

  • @Sieist23Jahrealt
    @Sieist23Jahrealt 5 років тому +358

    “If I had Dennis Rodman and Scotty pippin I woulda won too” Lmao

    • @PatchesOHoulihansNutSweat
      @PatchesOHoulihansNutSweat 5 років тому +4

      I just farted

    • @charlestolbert1111
      @charlestolbert1111 5 років тому

      Sieist23Jahrealt they need to put Charles in 2k

    • @Tee-OhBee
      @Tee-OhBee 5 років тому

      *Patches O'houlihan* It smells so bad wtf man

    • @gurujr
      @gurujr 4 роки тому +5

      Barkley played with Pippen in Houston. Still wasn't enough.

    • @TTFMjock
      @TTFMjock 4 роки тому +8

      @@gurujr They were both old af, leave it alone

  • @andreisheva3233
    @andreisheva3233 3 роки тому +8

    Burt Reynolds hit that dude really hard with the pie!! I laughed so hard at that

  • @daishajones8903
    @daishajones8903 3 роки тому +16

    0:24 Ik y’all heard that “DAAAAAAMN!” In y’all head😭😭😭

  •  6 років тому +1605

    Oh my god, "every shade of your mom's lipstick" was so masterful and vicious it's like an assassin's blade splitting a victim's throat before the victim even realized he's been killed so then he just crumples down in a heap on the ground in a state of confused death.

    • @TheAnderson0701
      @TheAnderson0701 6 років тому +16

      NinjaMatul Not really, I've heard a joke that's pretty much the same as that multiple times already. Whoever tweeted that basically set it up for him too.

    • @kevwegloria2628
      @kevwegloria2628 6 років тому +2

      NinjaMatul 👏👏👏👏

    • @Venator77
      @Venator77 6 років тому +5

      Omae wo mou shinderu

    • @lennyverita2384
      @lennyverita2384 6 років тому +5

      And where do you keep your oscar?

    • @VictoriaPatricia
      @VictoriaPatricia 6 років тому +1

      NinjaMatul my lord I thought the same thing.

  • @martinrios6120
    @martinrios6120 4 роки тому +174

    11:34 The face of that guy thinking he nailed that wife joke, unaware of what's coming. The stone cold stare of Burt Reynolds is priceless too

    • @Plymouth_Belvedere
      @Plymouth_Belvedere 4 роки тому +26

      Making divorce jokes to someone like burt Reynolds who's recently divorced is bad enough, but doing it to Burt Reynolds specifically is signing your own death warrant.
      Pretty sure he wouldve destroyed everyone if the camera wasnt on.

    • @tanisha.r.thomas
      @tanisha.r.thomas 3 роки тому +8

      I swear I have never seen MarK summers be an asshole....lol. but, his squeaky clean bs always seemed suspect....

    • @alexanderbrambila8274
      @alexanderbrambila8274 2 роки тому +3

      @@tanisha.r.thomas it feels like burt was in a mood to fight and mark was trying to enjoy his moment in the spotlight and got annoyed with burt being a party pooper.

  • @stephaniesarah8412
    @stephaniesarah8412 3 роки тому +5

    Bryan Cranston is such a gem.

  • @evilconvictpressley
    @evilconvictpressley 3 роки тому +19

    8:25 the blue screen of death saw around the world!

  • @Dzeroed
    @Dzeroed 4 роки тому +130

    10:20 _"It's a hell of a medical form"_
    👌Spot on 😂😂😂

  • @charlesfisher3983
    @charlesfisher3983 4 роки тому +74

    “Do you believe that?” Lol what a great set up

  • @annaleisemoore5737
    @annaleisemoore5737 3 роки тому +4

    “What kind of chair do you want? Comfortable adult sized chair”😂

  • @mmj9395
    @mmj9395 2 роки тому +1

    The best one was the guy in the red sweater asking Deepak the question about belief and insecurities.

  • @smokymcpot4946
    @smokymcpot4946 5 років тому +34

    That guy waited his whole life to announce they are making another space jam

  • @VegarotFusion
    @VegarotFusion 4 роки тому +352

    That Burt Reynolds and Marc Summers part was classic. Started getting a little to personal. I like how Marc didn't hold back even though Burt could easily beat the crap out of him.

    • @ger5565
      @ger5565 3 роки тому +59

      Burt was so cringy in that. I was embarrassed for him. And he used all his strength in that pie slam. Just a complete man child.

    • @jackiethompson9677
      @jackiethompson9677 2 роки тому +8

      Mark summers had been listening to screaming kids for 15 or more years at that point I promise you he was absolutely blasted on multiple substances ....blasted

    • @RBEmpathy
      @RBEmpathy 2 роки тому +6

      Burt wasn't messing about.
      He knocked that cup right into that smarmy guy's face.
      Honestly, if you're going to mess with someone, maybe don't have that someone be an action star known for kicking ass lol

    • @KingOdie520
      @KingOdie520 2 роки тому +3

      @UA-cam are Snowflakesyou've know Bert Reynolds since 1977? you actually mean to say you have been beating off to Bert Reynolds movies since 1977.

    • @KingOdie520
      @KingOdie520 2 роки тому +14

      @@RBEmpathy you probably think Steven Seagal is a legit martial artist too.

  • @a.walters123
    @a.walters123 2 роки тому +1

    “Every shade of your moms lipstick” ☠️🤣🤭

  • @Wu_36
    @Wu_36 2 роки тому +4

    Richard Ayoade masterfully allowed this man to spin himself in circles. He is a matador

  • @CompelledUsername
    @CompelledUsername 6 років тому +81

    That old sportscaster had a breakdown on live television.

    • @joshhendra8692
      @joshhendra8692 5 років тому

      Shaun Gangel haha! Yes

    • @KEENDARLING
      @KEENDARLING 5 років тому

      Shaun Gangel right...? Like it’s not that serious
      Hope his mom spoke to him about that😆😩😆

    • @asperganoid
      @asperganoid 5 років тому

      Major break down man

  • @davidberko9379
    @davidberko9379 6 років тому +2484

    4:22 - man that news reporter overreacted majorly, acting like she soiled his families honor

    • @grays-ye4zi
      @grays-ye4zi 6 років тому +65

      Caleb exactly what I thought I commented saying he is a pansy

    • @smggam3r906
      @smggam3r906 6 років тому +219

      I more weirded out by the (Please don't ever touch me again) jeez guy chill prob the only time a girl going to touch your hair xD

    • @conandude76
      @conandude76 6 років тому +234

      When someone you completely hate touches you, you tend to over react to ensure they never do it again.

    • @k0sta93
      @k0sta93 6 років тому +68

      she probably annoyed him for a while

    • @fluidxd5476
      @fluidxd5476 6 років тому +12

      kaz that's not the clip thr comment was about

  • @grizzlyfan41
    @grizzlyfan41 2 роки тому +3

    "Man, if i had Scottie Pippen and Dennis Rodman i would have won some too"...great comeback Charles Barkley....

  • @cricketbat09
    @cricketbat09 3 роки тому +3

    Burt Reynolds smashed that pie into the dude's face with real venom.

  • @edgarlarios4718
    @edgarlarios4718 6 років тому +320

    Man! That British black guy was savage! And so intelectual! I'm a fan now. "Don't thank me, I've done nothing for you." LOLOLLLOLOLOLOLLL

    • @holsg4363
      @holsg4363 5 років тому +23

      Richard Ayoade. Your welcome lol the guy is a frigging legend.

    • @roseandstem8054
      @roseandstem8054 5 років тому +2

      He's amazing!

    • @Bangtanlicious-ev3sn
      @Bangtanlicious-ev3sn 5 років тому +7

      what is the name of the guy who interviewed him? I've seen him interview a few people, and from what I can tell he's pretty disliked bc of his questions.

    • @holsg4363
      @holsg4363 5 років тому +1

      Krishnan Guru-Murthy. Hes a journalist.

    • @Ramza1987
      @Ramza1987 5 років тому +4

      Warren, apart from being incredibly stupid. Do you have a passion for commenting stupid things without getting the proper context?

  • @connorcoxmusic5942
    @connorcoxmusic5942 6 років тому +144

    Mark Sommers was about one passive aggressive comeback from getting beatdown by Reynolds.

    • @drdvs69
      @drdvs69 6 років тому +37

      I'm not so sure that was all planned out , Burt looked really pissed and swung that pie from downtown!

  • @matthewhickling1350
    @matthewhickling1350 3 роки тому +9

    9:32 thats the same interviewer that was supposed to talk with rdj about a movie but attacked his family and personal life irl

  • @monroemullinix5974
    @monroemullinix5974 3 роки тому +5

    12:48 Burt Reynolds legit tried to hit Marc Summers as hard as he could with the base of his hand behind the pie dish. He was f'in pissed!

  • @SuperSaiyanGuyver
    @SuperSaiyanGuyver 5 років тому +8

    Marc Somers and Burt Reynolds is GOLD. Verbal sparring, drinks thrown on people, physical violence doesn't happen instead we go for pie-in-the-face gag. It's perfect I love it.

  • @SubjectRandom21
    @SubjectRandom21 4 роки тому +111

    Richard Ayoade is simply brilliant, gotta love him.

  • @TstanDa-Man
    @TstanDa-Man 2 роки тому +3

    Bert Reynolds definitely came up with the pie in the face. He basically punched him with a pie boxing glove

  • @arpunkunnath8522
    @arpunkunnath8522 3 роки тому +8

    The Kumail Nanjiani one always gets me lmaoooo

  • @TheDeven1000
    @TheDeven1000 6 років тому +233

    Burt Reynolds tried to end that mans life with the pie throw. Really followed through

    • @CodeeXD
      @CodeeXD 5 років тому +5

      Fisty McKnuckleson yeah dude stumbled back probably half dazed and seeing stars for a second d

    • @chrisvoiceactingvoiceover1431
      @chrisvoiceactingvoiceover1431 5 років тому +15

      Chuck Taylor Feel the need to write the same comment twice? Bit of a grudge against Burt?

    • @cloud_monkey422
      @cloud_monkey422 5 років тому

      He deff threw a punch with that lol

    • @bernieweber4663
      @bernieweber4663 5 років тому +5

      And he originally tried to hold the guys suit and thought nah let the guy throw his pie. Then he steps off first and gets a head start. Paybacks a b*tch. The little dude wt. the big mouth shudnt have talked smack about Berts previous marriage or his drinking.

    • @cajunhart
      @cajunhart 5 років тому +5

      Also out of respect you don’t turn your back on another person even though you’re talking to someone else. That right there is your body language saying ‘you’re insignificant to me and you don’t matter’ the guy knew this and he just egged Mr. Reynolds on about it.

  • @sunsoar1822
    @sunsoar1822 6 років тому +7

    Man A: Now you stated before, that, all belief is a cover up for insecurity. Right?
    Man B: Mmhmm
    Man A: Do you believe that?
    Man B: Yes.
    Man A: Thank you.
    Crowd: Laughing its fucking ass off.
    Man B: Speechless

    • @UnknownSwordsman
      @UnknownSwordsman 6 років тому

      SUNSOAR That one was epic. Dude in red walked off like a boss afterward.

    • @sunsoar1822
      @sunsoar1822 6 років тому

      yeah aye, words can't do it justice

  • @aliciaanderson873
    @aliciaanderson873 3 роки тому +8

    That dude with channel 4 who interviewed QT (I think RDJ and his me point too) is such an aggravating tool.

    • @nochannel1q2321
      @nochannel1q2321 2 роки тому

      QT's kind of a tool too. Trailers on TV and posters are advertisements for your movie. Doing an interview means more than just an ad for your movie or else you wouldn't include someone to ask other questions and would just show the traier again.

  • @cuse445
    @cuse445 3 роки тому +54

    Burt's an old school FSU Seminole, if no camera's were on I 'm sure the man would of suffered a broken jaw.

    • @emilhansson216
      @emilhansson216 3 роки тому

      who?

    • @beeonthyme5760
      @beeonthyme5760 3 роки тому +1

      @@emilhansson216 Burt Reynolds. He's so iconic I typed Burt and Reynolds was the word Google suggested next.

    • @rustymagoo5936
      @rustymagoo5936 3 роки тому +1

      @@emilhansson216 The bandit

    • @johndurrett3573
      @johndurrett3573 3 роки тому +5

      Burt came across as a pouting, out of work man who was incensed that the attention was not on him and he was seeing the other guys back. He could have smiled, been engaging and won everyone over. Instead he was a prick. Burts the one that deserved a knockout.

    • @campelady4576
      @campelady4576 3 роки тому +1

      Actually, I think after the water stuff they're just playing around hahahaha

  • @myweirdexperience9277
    @myweirdexperience9277 6 років тому +269

    "Every shade of your moms lipstick" OH DAMN.

  • @montel111
    @montel111 5 років тому +737

    MC Squared is so stupid that I am still laughing about it! rofl lmao

  • @miken8778
    @miken8778 2 роки тому +1

    The blue screen of death was by far the most appropriate.

  • @pantoponrosegoatoe4129
    @pantoponrosegoatoe4129 3 роки тому +2

    The Burt Reynolds part made me nervous😳

  • @adammada511
    @adammada511 6 років тому +365

    9:48 Sarcasm level over 9000, that's perhaps the most potent sarcasm I've seen.

    • @GabbasaurusRex
      @GabbasaurusRex 6 років тому +46

      He's majestic. "Don't thank me, I've done absolutely nothing for you."

    • @omeraamirshah6
      @omeraamirshah6 5 років тому +1

      I cant believe that idiot journalist still have a job .

  • @moparmanx
    @moparmanx 3 роки тому

    Thank you for compiling this video. Hilarious and put together well.

  • @gemini-media1117
    @gemini-media1117 3 роки тому +5

    “McSquare” shit was scientifically classic.

  • @macmusic08
    @macmusic08 6 років тому +5686

    Great compilation...hilarious clips. But it would be better without the narration. It's boring and adds nothing of value. We don't need you to "set-up" each clip for us. We can figure out what's happening all by ourselves.

    • @matthewterry9413
      @matthewterry9413 6 років тому +63

      macmusic08 my thoughts exactly

    • @haiderr77
      @haiderr77 6 років тому +9

      I don't hear anybody narrating anything?

    • @macmusic08
      @macmusic08 6 років тому +124

      ProfessorSuccesor Then you might want to get your hearing checked. Just saying. Lol.

    • @matthewterry9413
      @matthewterry9413 6 років тому +8

      ProfessorSuccesor it begins at the 0:26 second mark

    • @blyndrotor
      @blyndrotor 6 років тому +41

      How else do you think he is going to pad it out to over ten minutes to get advertisement revenue.

  • @LEO-rx9ox
    @LEO-rx9ox 5 років тому +34

    “For real you got a rap name?”
    “Yeah MC squared” lmao

  • @KallMeKris2
    @KallMeKris2 3 роки тому +2

    Lmao Had me at "MC Squared" 🙉😂😂😂

  • @bartgriffin1793
    @bartgriffin1793 11 місяців тому

    >"You said belief is a cover up for insecurity?"
    Yes
    >"Do you believe that?"
    Got em 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lurchlogan
    @lurchlogan 4 роки тому +24

    That K-RON Sportscaster threw such a hissy fit over a line. "I was suppose to introduce Space Jam"...😫😩
    "Ima tell my mommy not to be friends with you anymore"!! 😥😥

  • @helanag6008
    @helanag6008 6 років тому +637

    4:48 "I stay in my lane" lmao why is he so offended?? 😂😂😂

    • @wayneurquhart1967
      @wayneurquhart1967 6 років тому +68

      Exactly Helana Gilstrap, he surely must know how a newsroom works. Someone puts the written sheets in front of the newsreader, and she reads it. Why was he mad at her?

    • @athhar3643
      @athhar3643 6 років тому +48

      And then he goes off like the emperor in new clothes, thinking he's taking charge but instead just making a fool of himself.

    • @DjokovicIsOurLordAndSaviour
      @DjokovicIsOurLordAndSaviour 6 років тому +6

      Yeah, I thought so too.

    • @charliestepson90
      @charliestepson90 6 років тому +10

      Looked like sarcasm to me.

    • @helanag6008
      @helanag6008 6 років тому +1

      Bg X111 lmao what

  • @coreybaker2485
    @coreybaker2485 3 роки тому +1

    Bill Burr is savage AF. Can't help but laugh everytime he speaks

  • @christopherharlan9845
    @christopherharlan9845 4 роки тому +76

    "If I'd a had Dennis Rodman and Scotty Pippen.." damn, hittin the champ 😂😂👌

    • @jerichowon1069
      @jerichowon1069 3 роки тому +10

      Once again, Jordan needs to prove what a world class piece of shit he is.

    • @MusicTennis
      @MusicTennis 3 роки тому +4

      Cheap shot by Jordan but Barkley trashed his own team with the reply.

    • @reggieweiner2919
      @reggieweiner2919 3 роки тому +1

      I mean Barkley had pippin the next season after Jordan won his sixth championship with him, and instead of Rodman, he had olajuwon too but he didn't do shit with them 🤷‍♂️

    • @EannaButler
      @EannaButler 3 роки тому +4

      Best line in this vid tho. Sir Charles FTW!

    • @jhayc7285
      @jhayc7285 3 роки тому

      @@reggieweiner2919 prime Hakeem nah bulss has no chance in 94'95'

  • @dreray4077
    @dreray4077 5 років тому +14

    "How do you know hes jewish?...I looked at him" lolololol