Paper Mario TTYD, But it's Horribly Translated (Chapter 1 & 2)

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  • @goldchimera3764
    @goldchimera3764 5 років тому +791

    Come visit the Great Tree, we got:
    -Apples
    -Pizzerias
    -Ugly creatures
    -Things

  • @cornflakebowl
    @cornflakebowl 5 років тому +2238

    just the simple “piss off, nerd” got me more than anything else

    • @jamiemarchant
      @jamiemarchant 5 років тому +113

      What was the original? Wasn't it "Think Again Nerd!"?

    • @zeroobuichi3256
      @zeroobuichi3256 5 років тому +26

      What’s the time stamp

    • @alunarwaffle9495
      @alunarwaffle9495 5 років тому +50

      @@zeroobuichi3256 13:44

    • @FlamingZelda3
      @FlamingZelda3 5 років тому +6

      DBZ abridged FTW!

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 5 років тому +45

      For me, it was "A half", because it is literally a Mario Game including Half an A-Press.

  • @Fawful0
    @Fawful0 5 років тому +2175

    Mario and the Extremely Thirsty Kingdom featuring Carbon, his boyfriend.

    • @alarmy5211
      @alarmy5211 5 років тому +138

      mario is gay in this timeline.

    • @TwistyTreeline
      @TwistyTreeline 5 років тому +157

      I came

    • @iamachair8857
      @iamachair8857 5 років тому +77

      Fawful0 Don’t forget that Carbon is Christ!

    • @valshaped
      @valshaped 5 років тому +51

      @@iamachair8857 Carbon and his father invented everything, yes.

    • @smbeast7170
      @smbeast7170 5 років тому +57

      Carbon is simultaneously Christ and The Destroyer

  • @verdethestarwarrior1088
    @verdethestarwarrior1088 4 роки тому +1400

    “If you press A in the exact spring moment you do a rotation! Forever.”
    **Doing a spin jump soft locks Paper Mario**

    • @JaCaBrA144
      @JaCaBrA144 4 роки тому +71

      Half an A press

    • @Roanan.
      @Roanan. 4 роки тому +69

      But first, we need to talk about parallel universes.

    • @demi43505
      @demi43505 4 роки тому +39

      You know what? I'm gonna say it.
      *SPEEE-*

    • @rightfalse5856
      @rightfalse5856 3 роки тому +8

      doing a spin jump in 0.5x A presses softlocks Paper Mario

    • @ethnictendo
      @ethnictendo 3 роки тому +3

      I wouldn't even be surprised if this actually became a video.

  • @Charziken
    @Charziken 5 років тому +483

    For anyone who wasn’t in the stream, there’s a line where Punio simply says “Hang yourself now”

    • @brendaajamu7152
      @brendaajamu7152 5 років тому +5

      Is there a way to get the stream with live chat?

    • @Charziken
      @Charziken 5 років тому +10

      @@brendaajamu7152 You'll have to head to his twitch channel and check the videos section

    • @waterwaifu612
      @waterwaifu612 5 років тому +1

      Charziken omfg

    • @flinch2440
      @flinch2440 5 років тому +17

      GIVE ME YOUR FACE PETA

    • @thestallioncreatura
      @thestallioncreatura 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Charzikeni cant find it

  • @ryunkono
    @ryunkono 5 років тому +1798

    "The only problem is that I have no more problems."
    Mr. Mowz is deeply wise.

    • @condoslime776
      @condoslime776 5 років тому +93

      Me also doesn't like mario signified by his line
      "Oh I almost forgot, somewhere in this place are features to help you with hanging yourself"
      which stryder didn't show in the highlights for some reason.
      Oh and btw. Make also says "hang yourself now"

    • @GSFigure
      @GSFigure 5 років тому +1

      Wtf 444 likes

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 5 років тому +27

      Yeah, that is really deep.
      If you have no problems, life is boring and you kind of want problems to happen.

    • @haronka
      @haronka 5 років тому +3

      i thought that is a problem until i got one
      after that (2 months) i was happy that i had no problems again

    • @christianloder8127
      @christianloder8127 2 роки тому +4

      "I can't believe that other thieves are other thieves"

  • @SM-ll1hz
    @SM-ll1hz 5 років тому +738

    “I came here to eat Hoko Saba and then destroy our city.”
    Damnit, I love you, Carbon.

  • @thegreatlunala6363
    @thegreatlunala6363 4 роки тому +844

    "Mario is a toaster."
    Well you know what they say, all marios toast toast.

    • @eggfruit9810
      @eggfruit9810 4 роки тому +10

      Nice

    • @mrmemes7883
      @mrmemes7883 4 роки тому +22

      All mario's toast roasted bread, character

    • @yukowolfang8645
      @yukowolfang8645 4 роки тому +17

      Where there's smoke,
      They pinch back..

    • @diamondmrcreeper4128
      @diamondmrcreeper4128 4 роки тому +8

      You know what they say, this is Total Rice
      (ran it through google translate)

    • @LinksYTLink
      @LinksYTLink 4 роки тому +3

      @@diamondmrcreeper4128
      Beautiful

  • @AlexchidFlash
    @AlexchidFlash 5 років тому +1808

    7:14 "I'm gonna end my father"
    "Him."
    *"All."*

    • @edgelord8337
      @edgelord8337 5 років тому +36

      Fatality.

    • @masterplay1201
      @masterplay1201 5 років тому +150

      You will regret everything.

    • @NumberOneVillain
      @NumberOneVillain 5 років тому +8

      Easily my favorite.

    • @hadriandwyer2191
      @hadriandwyer2191 5 років тому +71

      "I'm empty. What happened?"
      "I came here to EAT Hoko Saba and then DESTROY our city."

    • @KotoneJulford
      @KotoneJulford 5 років тому +47

      My favorite part is how he then refers to himself as Christ later on. When Carbon says he is going to end his father, he means God.

  • @auggyisspace
    @auggyisspace 5 років тому +1650

    "In other words, I came!"

    • @TonyExists
      @TonyExists 5 років тому +90

      -Peach

    • @MrGOOMBAGUY
      @MrGOOMBAGUY 5 років тому +27

      You finna.

    • @CODMarioWarfare
      @CODMarioWarfare 5 років тому +43

      In other words, darling kiss me

    • @Versitax
      @Versitax 5 років тому +56

      “If you’re looking for a treasure, maybe you can do it in Peach!”

    • @MasacoMike
      @MasacoMike 5 років тому +17

      Oh they say this a lot in this translation

  • @warmCabin
    @warmCabin 5 років тому +2809

    "Do you protect all games?"
    "I do."
    You said that like you were swearing an oath and it was hilarious

  • @user-xy6wu3xg2c
    @user-xy6wu3xg2c 3 роки тому +290

    "Carbon said nice! Is that my son?"
    Carbon's dad is so shocked by hearing him speak kindly that he can't believe it's actually him lol

  • @spacepiratehacker5464
    @spacepiratehacker5464 5 років тому +3454

    It's crazy how consistent Carbon's character is in this.

    • @FlamingZelda3
      @FlamingZelda3 5 років тому +538

      it's because he went from being emo and insecure to being a horny edgelord.

    • @HuntressCody
      @HuntressCody 5 років тому +404

      Carbon is simply sadistic and is slowly losing his mind. No offense to anybody actually named Carbon.

    • @CastafioreOnYoutube
      @CastafioreOnYoutube 5 років тому +119

      I would die for Carbon

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 5 років тому +9

      Castafiore it’s interesting how I told you to bleep for yourself got my comment removed

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 5 років тому +16

      Eric Lee ever breathe in carbon dioxide

  • @eckspearaviit3129
    @eckspearaviit3129 5 років тому +936

    Knowing almost nothing about the game’s plot makes this so much better

    • @runningoncylinders3829
      @runningoncylinders3829 5 років тому +114

      Knowing the game inside and out it's still marvelous!

    • @TheDanHasArrived
      @TheDanHasArrived 5 років тому +6

      yeah same

    • @maccychee3858
      @maccychee3858 5 років тому +6

      Is the loops actually named Carbon

    • @runningoncylinders3829
      @runningoncylinders3829 5 років тому +31

      @@maccychee3858 Koops is named Carbon in this translation.

    • @rysea9855
      @rysea9855 5 років тому +6

      How do you know if it's better if you haven't watched the same video whilst actually knowing this game's plot?

  • @CptObvious
    @CptObvious 5 років тому +442

    "Each time you get a star-shaped image, you gain a new special dance!"
    Is this the new Shantae game?

    • @OriginalGameteer
      @OriginalGameteer 5 років тому +5

      Mario gonna start DDR dancing now

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG 5 років тому

      Mario dancing is shaking his head

    • @RaceBandit
      @RaceBandit 5 років тому +1

      It's the new Kirby Randomizer. One of the options is to shuffle Kirby's victoly dance.

  • @xoTalim
    @xoTalim 4 роки тому +611

    "GO NOW.
    Welcome to pain."
    Great start, omg. A minute in and I'm already dying laughing.

    • @drb6642
      @drb6642 3 роки тому +26

      Its a kaizo loading screen

    • @EC_Glaceon
      @EC_Glaceon 3 роки тому +15

      I think the regal and formal music is what gets me

    • @ARobloxBedwarsUser
      @ARobloxBedwarsUser 2 місяці тому

      @@drb6642 fr

  • @crowsenpai5625
    @crowsenpai5625 5 років тому +2025

    Honestly “This battle is inevitable.” Sounds soooo much better than “you can’t run from this battle.”

    • @kamui1847
      @kamui1847 5 років тому +152

      can't escape from crossing fate

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 4 роки тому +100

      I love how it makes a simple story battle, wich you have to fight,
      Into a battle to the death wich was destined by the gods to happen as way of determining the fate of the universe, life and nature. Winner gets ascended into godhood.

    • @obamnaprismus
      @obamnaprismus 4 роки тому +7

      I just ruined 420 likes but was worth it
      What happened to me?

    • @RoyalFusilier
      @RoyalFusilier 4 роки тому +53

      My favorite is when this shit is Accidentally Profound. "Do you protect all games?" "Rescued all life." "You will regret everything."

    • @thememe4u
      @thememe4u 4 роки тому +3

      @Writter Gamer I looked in this comment's replies just to find this specific one

  • @GoreMartyr
    @GoreMartyr 5 років тому +1904

    "Mario drives a very nice car"
    "Luh-Luxury?!"
    That fit so perfectly

  • @ChillstoneBlakeBlast
    @ChillstoneBlakeBlast 5 років тому +416

    I like how Koops, The Shy one of the party, turned into a complete sociopath in this Hack

    • @ShadeKirby500
      @ShadeKirby500 5 років тому +60

      He goes from shy and unsure of himself, to becoming an school shooter.

    • @neoxus30
      @neoxus30 5 років тому +34

      @@ShadeKirby500 School Kooper)

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 5 років тому +62

      Koops: I have anxiety. Can I help you?
      Mario: Ok.
      Carbon: I own a machete. Also, I invented badges to kill everything in the world... Have you by chance seen any of them?
      Mario: The hell?
      Carbon: Don't ask. I like you... Might spare ya. Idk.

    • @somethingelse1388
      @somethingelse1388 5 років тому +40

      @@superwhatevergamin9634
      Carbon is gay for mario, that's why he doesn't kill him or his friends

  • @brinst_ar
    @brinst_ar 4 роки тому +263

    I love how Carbon is trying so hard to be the bad guy but no one takes him seriously.

  • @RenegadeScooter
    @RenegadeScooter 5 років тому +837

    Other games: File loaded.
    Book of Mario, an intellectual: Rescued all life.

    • @brentd2940
      @brentd2940 5 років тому +12

      Then what happens if you delete the file?

    • @ThatKindOfGuy
      @ThatKindOfGuy 5 років тому +33

      @@brentd2940 you obviously kill all life

    • @cell0162
      @cell0162 5 років тому +27

      @@brentd2940
      *destroyed all life*

    • @randomguy-randomness
      @randomguy-randomness 5 років тому +17

      *megalovania starts playing in the background*

    • @qtseok1459
      @qtseok1459 5 років тому +4

      @@brentd2940 *destructs all life*

  • @goodgoomba
    @goodgoomba 5 років тому +1347

    I just tried doing something like this with the phrase “Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door”. I ran it through about 5 languages and ended up with “Mario Mario: Millennium Department”

    • @NightmareSnake
      @NightmareSnake 5 років тому +109

      Guess that means you gotta make your own, huh?

    • @runningoncylinders3829
      @runningoncylinders3829 5 років тому +77

      Hope it won't end with him being banished to the Shadow Realm.

    • @mistyerrors3121
      @mistyerrors3121 5 років тому +3

      Hmm

    • @midgematic8659
      @midgematic8659 5 років тому +40

      I love nintendos new mascot Mario Mario!

    • @runningoncylinders3829
      @runningoncylinders3829 5 років тому +51

      @@midgematic8659 Some people claim that was always his name since they're the "Mario Bros."

  • @Usernamestill_Available
    @Usernamestill_Available 5 років тому +833

    Carbon has such a dark mind:
    wants to murder everyone and he does not care one bit

    • @runningoncylinders3829
      @runningoncylinders3829 5 років тому +73

      He's savage to his dad too and wants to be hard for his love interest.
      He's practically the opposite of how he was in the base game.

    • @flinch2440
      @flinch2440 5 років тому +27

      He uses the hammer hammer to hit all enemies on earth

    • @cutecommie
      @cutecommie 5 років тому +11

      Carbon rise up
      We live in a society

    • @LeisePluto
      @LeisePluto 4 роки тому +1

      He also hits on Mario from time to time

    • @Usernamestill_Available
      @Usernamestill_Available 4 роки тому

      12:09
      Carbon is also gay

  • @WofWifWaf
    @WofWifWaf 4 роки тому +221

    "But do not cooperate with carbon please !"
    *Carbon looks at Mario"

  • @lilacocto9103
    @lilacocto9103 5 років тому +576

    Book Of Mario Thousands Of Doors: Rated M for:
    -Violence
    -Sexual themes
    -Strong language
    -Extremely creepy consistency
    -Mention/Use of Alcohol
    -Overuse of the phrase "I came"

  • @frostyclouded
    @frostyclouded 5 років тому +445

    “now you’re damned, doofus” carries a certain powerful energy and i appreciate it a lot

  • @PrinceMarth85
    @PrinceMarth85 5 років тому +346

    Peach: "All right...Let me give you a blow"
    After all the other =ahem= "flirting" leading up to this from TEC...It's the BEST mistranslation in this whole thing.

    • @VynalDerp
      @VynalDerp 5 років тому +4

      I've seen enough hentai to know there is already porn of Peach x TEC

    • @michaelr20010713
      @michaelr20010713 5 років тому +1

      Didn't games re-painted do something similar with TEC and Peach? Where TEC was constantly hitting on her

    • @jamesdraken8456
      @jamesdraken8456 5 років тому

      @touma He said at the beginning that the text was run through google translate several times. It wasn't a mistranslation per say, but rather it was made by exploiting the limitations of an auto-translator to deliberately garble the language.

    • @Jadelyn18
      @Jadelyn18 3 місяці тому

      We're skipping that one.

  • @rexdoom3848
    @rexdoom3848 4 роки тому +346

    I have never played or seen the story of this game before.
    this is my first time ever experiencing the plot of this game.

  • @isecodude6114
    @isecodude6114 5 років тому +1865

    I feel like Carbons is gonna becomes the main antagonist and kill everyone

    • @TunaDMoney
      @TunaDMoney 5 років тому +170

      "You will regret everything"

    • @GodChaos333
      @GodChaos333 5 років тому +37

      He is an asshole.

    • @gregoriysharapov1936
      @gregoriysharapov1936 5 років тому +53

      My favourite part is when he is gonna react with Oxygen and eventually cause global warming.

    • @Seth_Hezekiah
      @Seth_Hezekiah 5 років тому +19

      It feels nice to revisit ToD like a year or so later.

    • @Arkatox
      @Arkatox 5 років тому +23

      He's nowhere near as horrible as Garlic (Bow) is in Book of Mario 64.

  • @1Thunderfire
    @1Thunderfire 5 років тому +702

    "Mario seems to drive a very nice car."
    "Luh-Luxury!?"

    • @WhipperTSnapper
      @WhipperTSnapper 5 років тому +89

      "I have the best car in the world. Perfect."

    • @vharmi.
      @vharmi. 5 років тому +44

      Mario be driving around in a Mercedes in Mario Kart 8. The 300 SL does have some swag I'll admit.

    • @zbigniewgulbinowicz1431
      @zbigniewgulbinowicz1431 5 років тому +1

      Of course, Cybertrack

    • @cellphonelightsaber
      @cellphonelightsaber 5 років тому +5

      @@vharmi. With the bitter rivalry going on between Ferrari and Mercedes in Formula 1 right now, seeing a famous Italian character drive a Merc give me conniptions lol

    • @waterwaifu612
      @waterwaifu612 5 років тому

      1Thunderfire egg daily?

  • @mothballers
    @mothballers 5 років тому +2315

    it's almost scary how the failed translations successfully put together a new story of "carbon tries to kill his own father"

    • @elloo98
      @elloo98 4 роки тому +179

      Monkeys and typewriters I guess. For every semi-comprehensive storyline you have twenty completley nonsensical ones.

    • @doopsut
      @doopsut 4 роки тому +139

      And Carbon having a deep love for mario

    • @Buttington_Headerson
      @Buttington_Headerson 4 роки тому +4

      Not really.

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 4 роки тому +54

      And then Book of Mario 64 happened, and the story was actually good unironicly

    • @unlikelygamer
      @unlikelygamer 4 роки тому +45

      I know right! Carbon’s character was definitely the most consistent and it was amazing.

  • @chrisakaschulbus4903
    @chrisakaschulbus4903 4 роки тому +164

    "we have a tank?" ... i always love those google translation loops... in german we just say that a turtle has a "panzer", meaning exactly the same as tank does, we wouldn't use the german word for shell to describe it... i know, whoever reads this totally wants this knowledge

    • @theguylivinginyourwalls
      @theguylivinginyourwalls 4 роки тому +9

      Are the panzer turtles elite? Perhaps born to compete?

    • @vaclavjebavy5118
      @vaclavjebavy5118 4 роки тому +17

      @@theguylivinginyourwalls NEVER RETREAT
      _TURTER DIVISION_
      panzer means armor and tanks at the same time

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 4 роки тому +3

      Well it confirms me that it wasn't French translated back into English...

    • @DanielPinel
      @DanielPinel 3 роки тому

      So a root shell (linux in this context), is a "root panzer" ?

    • @chrisakaschulbus4903
      @chrisakaschulbus4903 3 роки тому +6

      @@DanielPinel "So a root shell (linux in this context), is a "root panzer" ?" no, the german word for shell would be "hülle" which we would associate with a phone-case for example.
      it all makes sense if we think about turtles, big armoured vehicles and phones.
      language be crazy like that :D

  • @slytheguy6988
    @slytheguy6988 5 років тому +2134

    Apparently, Carbon:
    -Highly dislikes his father and wants to end him, ALL
    -Is hard for his girlfriend
    -Has his father dislike him also, his father telling Mario not to cooperate with him
    -Wants to eat Hoko Saba and then *DESTROY THE CITY*
    -Has a really sarcastic and edgy personality, but also losing his sanity
    Best character of this mod lmao

  • @MrRaui
    @MrRaui 5 років тому +281

    "The only problem is that I have no more problems"
    I want that on a sticker or something.

  • @haydenstephens8053
    @haydenstephens8053 5 років тому +510

    "Touch my front keys." I can't even
    Please release highlights of the rest, dear god. I may die from asphyxiation, but I'll die happy.

    • @novameowww
      @novameowww 5 років тому +5

      "touch my front keys"
      Okay! bz,nczx,nvz,vnbcx,bvnmvb,xzb,bxzbn,bzx,cvbzx,

    • @iceypumpkinhead
      @iceypumpkinhead 5 років тому +3

      Horny Super Computer

    • @ooferine504
      @ooferine504 5 років тому +4

      Find a way to nut this week, right

    • @ZelosSama
      @ZelosSama 5 років тому +1

      oh yeah , i was laughing so much at 3pm , i think i woke up my neighbors in my apartment block

    • @Killerbeast-hx5qp
      @Killerbeast-hx5qp 4 роки тому

      I came

  • @mememan7515
    @mememan7515 4 роки тому +223

    Computer "touch my keys"
    Peach "ok il give you a little blow."

  • @Ash-rl3mh
    @Ash-rl3mh 5 років тому +474

    >this battle is inevitable
    The battle: I am inevitable

    • @mm-lw8yd
      @mm-lw8yd 4 роки тому +1

      @TylerTV Gaming no

    • @mm-lw8yd
      @mm-lw8yd 4 роки тому +7

      @TylerTV Gaming mario: and it's a me, Mario

    • @kalebhopping800
      @kalebhopping800 4 роки тому +1

      @@mm-lw8yd You thought it was a me, mario, but no, *ITS DIO*

    • @jeffersongutierritos1992
      @jeffersongutierritos1992 4 роки тому

      buddy roe x Hopping kono Mario da

  • @chrishamr947
    @chrishamr947 5 років тому +808

    I can’t count how many times this made me want to say “the floor here is made out of floor”

  • @OryxTheMadGod3
    @OryxTheMadGod3 5 років тому +1740

    "You're not killers?"
    *P I S S O F F, N E R D*

    • @TheSpog
      @TheSpog 5 років тому +13

      Best part

    • @RenegadeScooter
      @RenegadeScooter 5 років тому +55

      "Welcome to Pain"
      Is that a threat?

    • @OryxTheMadGod3
      @OryxTheMadGod3 5 років тому +32

      @@RenegadeScooter no its foreshadowing

    • @xenonmaster6668
      @xenonmaster6668 5 років тому +21

      Oryx TheMad God another funny part is “Fuckin’ Goomba”

    • @DDawg-up2sl
      @DDawg-up2sl 5 років тому +12

      the best part is the computer scene with peach

  • @bandicootsauce4569
    @bandicootsauce4569 4 роки тому +136

    "Speak when you talk."
    I'm definitely using that.

  • @testchannela39-e19
    @testchannela39-e19 5 років тому +157

    "Touch my front keys..."
    "Alright... let me give you a blow."

    • @edbooflor6099
      @edbooflor6099 5 років тому +5

      I haven't seen many people talk about TEC saying, "I would like to see them". But it's not even close to making me laugh as much as "Touch my front keys".

    • @Nyzer_
      @Nyzer_ 5 років тому

      "Okay, then. At night?"
      "Don't sleep, Princess."

  • @ViewbobTrue
    @ViewbobTrue 5 років тому +872

    I love how Bowser is just really intimidated by how fancy Mario's car is.

    • @thatskeletordude5271
      @thatskeletordude5271 5 років тому +89

      Viewbob Luh-Luxury ?!?

    • @crowsenpai5625
      @crowsenpai5625 4 роки тому +79

      “I can’t head there in my Koopa copter, I’ll look like a fool compared to Mario’s car!”

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 4 роки тому +18

      Why does Mario still steal cars in SMM2 if he has such a fancy car?

    • @ArchangelTirael
      @ArchangelTirael 4 роки тому +27

      Are you mean "Browser"?

    • @wally9540
      @wally9540 4 роки тому +9

      *i have to destroy my back*

  • @gravity8120
    @gravity8120 5 років тому +248

    "But do not cooperate with Carbon! Please!"
    I love how messed up and concerning Carbon is.

  • @NotTheWoz_
    @NotTheWoz_ 4 роки тому +88

    3:31 "See enemy picture and watch the war in HD-oh, we _gotta_ do that."

  • @AltanStray
    @AltanStray 5 років тому +487

    Prologue: "Go now: welcome to pain!"
    Me: "Oh we in for a treat!"

    • @spencerbowden2979
      @spencerbowden2979 5 років тому +16

      After fuckin goomba I laughed so hard I was hurting.
      This title isn’t wrong

  • @froakie1404
    @froakie1404 5 років тому +789

    “I came here to eat hoko saba and destroy our city”
    I’m dead, I seriously can’t anymore. carbon is the best character in the game

    • @condoslime776
      @condoslime776 5 років тому +25

      Can you believe that carbon will get even better than this?
      There's this email at the start of section 3

    • @froakie1404
      @froakie1404 5 років тому +80

      I just rlly like how Carbon’s only 2 motivations are to kill everyone and to be with his true love Mario

    • @condoslime776
      @condoslime776 5 років тому +2

      @@fabricatorzayac There's a second dragon for carbon though.

    • @CommanderWiggins
      @CommanderWiggins 5 років тому +30

      "I came here to eat hoko saba and destroy our city! And I'm all out of hoko saba."

    • @RWAsur
      @RWAsur 5 років тому +1

      this Carbon is now my kindred spirit

  • @TriploonGD
    @TriploonGD 5 років тому +581

    "I can not believe other thieves are other thieves. What a strange thing..."
    hmm yes
    the floor here is made out of floor

    • @mememan7515
      @mememan7515 4 роки тому +17

      The walls are made out of walls

    • @thegreatlunala6363
      @thegreatlunala6363 4 роки тому +12

      Insert random object "is made of" random object.

    • @RandomTRandomReal
      @RandomTRandomReal 4 роки тому +19

      Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds is a minute?

    • @ethnictendo
      @ethnictendo 4 роки тому +3

      Grass is green.

    • @AwesomEthan
      @AwesomEthan 4 роки тому +1

      Your profile pic is cursed

  • @JacobDuby
    @JacobDuby 4 роки тому +68

    I love how this guy has such a sweet voice while saying "I'm sorry, bitch"

  • @smajet5640
    @smajet5640 5 років тому +953

    "MARIO is a toaster!"
    "I eat people, hey."
    "But the truth is, I'm gonna end my father. Him. All."

    • @waterwaifu612
      @waterwaifu612 5 років тому +60

      Smajet carbon is the destroyer of worlds

    • @Firguy_the_Foot_Fetishist
      @Firguy_the_Foot_Fetishist 5 років тому +17

      You know what they say...

    • @andrem.106
      @andrem.106 5 років тому +18

      Nobody is gonna talk about Vivian and Marilyn are two thirsty, kinky fucks?

    • @tai3531
      @tai3531 5 років тому +11

      "You will regret everything!"
      "All right... Let me give you a blow."

    • @asid5240
      @asid5240 5 років тому +1

      Smajet you know what they say

  • @thejordyoshi
    @thejordyoshi 5 років тому +289

    "What's your flesh, baby?" is going to replace "What's your problem?" for me.

  • @CelenalPkb
    @CelenalPkb 5 років тому +288

    Watch the war in HD
    Prof invited Mario to a "Special Movement"
    The talk of casual murders
    All the innuendos...
    This is a story of Mario and how he got involved in cross-city gang wars

  • @alexusbefort1992
    @alexusbefort1992 4 роки тому +93

    12:59 We'll TAKE Boggly Woods,
    And PUSH it somewhere else!

    • @jamescoughlan5526
      @jamescoughlan5526 3 роки тому +8

      I looked all over the comment section for this joke! Thank you so much😁

    • @emmaclouse6352
      @emmaclouse6352 8 місяців тому

      fatguy703 made this exact joke in the playthrough he did lol

  • @iridium9512
    @iridium9512 5 років тому +316

    Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors
    Notable characters:
    Mario (a toaster, drives a very nice car)
    God Browser
    Princess of Peaches
    Professor Honesty (the most unusual)
    Carbon (wants to end his father)
    Make (an ugly creature, nerd)

    • @kitsunelord1533
      @kitsunelord1533 5 років тому +23

      Dont forget fuckin goomba

    • @mr.mermit6189
      @mr.mermit6189 5 років тому +10

      Mario only has mail.

    • @abrasmage
      @abrasmage 5 років тому +8

      His name is bart

    • @user-xb1th7kr4i
      @user-xb1th7kr4i 5 років тому +10

      Hoko saba(loves doing the dishes)

    • @Gplex4444
      @Gplex4444 4 роки тому +2

      Groadon (is a good boy and has hot circles)

  • @creativebeetle
    @creativebeetle 5 років тому +224

    -Destroy your enemies immediately
    -Fly the shell against all enemies on Earth
    I love these attack descriptions more than I should

  • @gemlad8236
    @gemlad8236 4 роки тому +49

    Right off the bat after after TEC sees Peach they are like "You just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive" 😳

    • @Formalec
      @Formalec Рік тому +3

      Haha some techno wordplay is always great😂

  • @Tier3Sub
    @Tier3Sub 5 років тому +272

    the amount of times the characters say "I came" makes me really reconsider book of mario.

    • @ZaxorVonSkyler
      @ZaxorVonSkyler 5 років тому +6

      You mean book of Mario?

    • @condoslime776
      @condoslime776 5 років тому +5

      Then good luck with that because this occurrence will go on for the rest of the game.
      It doesn't happen that often in book of mario 64 though (which is what stryder is playing right now)

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 5 років тому +1

      Condoslime ejactulation salt is the best smash character

  • @halcy
    @halcy 5 років тому +186

    "It is the blessed tree and I, Christ, as you are the stars" is the closest thing to a Shakespearean sonnet that I can imagine in a Paper Mario game.

    • @claudiaperi4990
      @claudiaperi4990 5 років тому +20

      “Are not the most valuable things just wicked?” is pretty poetic as well

    • @ScienceP
      @ScienceP 5 років тому +12

      "God, you answered for it. I die for you, what do you think?" Is also very poetic

  • @michaelrobertson4298
    @michaelrobertson4298 5 років тому +785

    As someone who doesn’t know the story of Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door... this is beautiful.

    • @willtheoreminer5527
      @willtheoreminer5527 5 років тому +27

      same

    • @DracoHandsome
      @DracoHandsome 5 років тому +62

      It's honestly not that different; even the adult references have some grounding in the JP dialogue

    • @Waffle-Ex-Eye-Vee
      @Waffle-Ex-Eye-Vee 5 років тому +3

      same

    • @geo4876
      @geo4876 5 років тому +2

      same

    • @HeyItsAmber99
      @HeyItsAmber99 5 років тому +11

      You dont need to know the story, this works just fine

  • @yourlocalfrenchmemedealer6843
    @yourlocalfrenchmemedealer6843 4 роки тому +361

    Me: **coughs**
    Me: It's just a cough.
    My mom: It's just a cough.
    Doctor: It's just a cough.
    Google: *The thumbnail*

    • @K1ttyGam3r
      @K1ttyGam3r 4 роки тому +34

      This aged well

    • @drb6642
      @drb6642 3 роки тому +2

      Oh wow thats relateable

    • @CabeliotCometier
      @CabeliotCometier 3 роки тому +5

      @@K1ttyGam3r aged really well

    • @UltraVioletLite
      @UltraVioletLite 3 роки тому

      @Kyle Chen OH N O HADUYSFGUAFSDGBFUYS,DGBFH NCXKJNJCXNIVIN

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 3 роки тому +2

      @@CabeliotCometier "death incarnate's out the door-"

  • @lankyboi2521
    @lankyboi2521 5 років тому +660

    “go now”
    “Welcome to pain”
    the entry of middle school

  • @HateNeverLies
    @HateNeverLies 5 років тому +423

    "Now you're damned, doofus!" was easily one of the best lines I've ever witnessed in any form of media ever. This was amazing.

  • @hahanamegobrrr6667
    @hahanamegobrrr6667 5 років тому +186

    this sounds more like a fanfiction than google translate

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare 5 років тому +1

      but is it more fanfict than a Fan fict put through google translate?

    • @slivorywings2821
      @slivorywings2821 5 років тому

      I concur it's funny to me.

  • @BloodfelX
    @BloodfelX 2 роки тому +17

    To this day I still use the playlist for these videos to go to sleep to; the soothing voice and mostly mindless entertainment factors kind of make it perfect for me.

  • @Randomii666
    @Randomii666 5 років тому +193

    "You do a rotation....
    *FOREVER*"
    Never laughed this hard before

  • @VesaKo
    @VesaKo 5 років тому +279

    "What should I do? Utterly pass away?"
    keeping this for myself

    • @SamwellWK
      @SamwellWK 5 років тому +18

      Funnily enough, that is almost exactly what Hyness says in the official version of Kirby Star Allies.

    • @Bobb11881
      @Bobb11881 5 років тому +8

      @@SamwellWK Punio is Hyness confirmed.

  • @noone6991
    @noone6991 5 років тому +397

    The name of the blooper is Error because the word “blooper” means “mistake” and another word for that would be “error” and that’s why.

    • @catluvr2
      @catluvr2 5 років тому +30

      Secret weapon: White-Out.

    • @cellphonelightsaber
      @cellphonelightsaber 5 років тому +43

      It wouldn't be the first time a character named Error is in a Nintendo game...

    • @senseless2213
      @senseless2213 5 років тому +6

      It's also a translation error. Interesting.

    • @melodieangelique3385
      @melodieangelique3385 5 років тому +1

      Error: E x c u s e m e a n o m a l y -

    • @cellphonelightsaber
      @cellphonelightsaber 5 років тому +1

      @@senseless2213 Maybe his name is "Batsu"?

  • @Sapphiefan488
    @Sapphiefan488 4 роки тому +52

    "Do you protect all games?"
    "I do"
    I loved that moment

  • @Stryder7x
    @Stryder7x  5 років тому +901

    Our community on Twitch found these streams a lot of fun even though it’s a bit different from my normal stuff, so I’m very interested on how you guys respond to it. I’m experimenting with a few things to help put out videos a bit more consistently, so please let me know what sort of videos you’d like to see more in the comments!

  • @versutus2699
    @versutus2699 5 років тому +112

    If you press A in the exact spring moment you will do a rotation!
    *Forever*

  • @puppet5225
    @puppet5225 5 років тому +193

    It scares me that Carbon said "I'm gonna end my Father. Him. All."

  • @marioortegosanz1614
    @marioortegosanz1614 Рік тому +11

    6:58 when looking this scene from a bit further away, it looks like Koops has a gun. The shadow of the block aligns perfectly

  • @AugustQ-p1w
    @AugustQ-p1w 5 років тому +157

    Trying to watch this and drink water at the same time was a mistake, my laptop screen is now speckled with water droplets from all the laughter

    • @condoslime776
      @condoslime776 5 років тому +8

      I know the dangers of drinking water while playing this game. Fatguy703 fell for it multiple times during his BoM ToD playthrough. So much that I put it on a bingo card for his BoM 64 playthrough, sadly to not see it happen at all. He must've been more prepared this time.

  • @simplyrenirambus2982
    @simplyrenirambus2982 5 років тому +228

    "I came, Mario." -Goombell, Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors

    • @ruhtra_games1432
      @ruhtra_games1432 5 років тому +21

      i came, mario *TAKE IT*

    • @Seth_Hezekiah
      @Seth_Hezekiah 5 років тому +11

      She says that only a billion times. Like, the end of the game she has a conclusion to her, uh, epic story.

    • @versutus2699
      @versutus2699 5 років тому +1

      You finna

  • @Dracomut
    @Dracomut 5 років тому +460

    “Quiet boobs!”
    I guess Beldam saw all the fan art of her sister

  • @AuraBoiii
    @AuraBoiii 4 роки тому +45

    "It's me, girl!"
    "Do not buy anything, I have several buttons and boys!"
    How much do you charge

  • @RCJones560
    @RCJones560 5 років тому +200

    "Get your husband boys!" Is now going to be what I say when me and the boys go out

  • @Telawin
    @Telawin 5 років тому +190

    "Let me know if you want to see the other chapters"
    YES... RIGHT NOW... MORE NONSENSE PLEASE!!!

  • @TheSmartOne64
    @TheSmartOne64 5 років тому +224

    If I had attack moves, they too would probably be "headache" and "blah".

    • @7pkmnv805
      @7pkmnv805 4 роки тому +17

      Are you planning on watching the enemy picture and seeing the war in HD with that?

    • @wolfie4560
      @wolfie4560 4 роки тому +7

      Y O U G O T A D I S E A S E

    • @idk-ov9oh
      @idk-ov9oh 4 роки тому +2

      but those find aren't attack moves they are assaults

    • @youareoneant
      @youareoneant 4 роки тому

      WHATISHUMANBEEF

  • @humorless402
    @humorless402 4 роки тому +19

    I love how the translation made the Grump's horny TEC dialogue AND Mario's lust for Koops a reality

  • @ScrawnyTreeDemon
    @ScrawnyTreeDemon 5 років тому +263

    Everyone's talking about Carbon(I mean, who wouldn't? The guy's clearly the best character), but are we all gonna ignore the sensual scene between Peach an the computer???
    Like it's so consistent, I'm a little bit worried.

    • @tsunayoshisawada8062
      @tsunayoshisawada8062 5 років тому +44

      You don't want to give it a blow? I know I do...

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 5 років тому +15

      I wonder what it's like in the original

    • @iheartkiecats
      @iheartkiecats 5 років тому +10

      Ikr, I was dying

    • @oldbadname3633
      @oldbadname3633 5 років тому +46

      *Touch my front keys*

    • @Alfonso162008
      @Alfonso162008 5 років тому +21

      @@BierBart12 I mean, the attitude from the computer is not really that far off from what is shown here lol

  • @Aspenisms
    @Aspenisms 4 роки тому +406

    "What is human beef?" "Good question, goombella" *popeyes ad plays*
    I think youtube knows something we dont...

    • @princessibanez6993
      @princessibanez6993 4 роки тому +24

      That is questionable ngl

    • @frederickdietz3148
      @frederickdietz3148 4 роки тому +9

      Lol

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo 4 роки тому +14

      @Prowler Bc Well, considering that UA-cam is owned by *GOOGLE,* that should hardly come as a surprise.

    • @UltraVioletLite
      @UltraVioletLite 3 роки тому +8

      @@PC_Simo imma make a google translated comment
      ok this is it: "God, this child is not a citizen."

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo 3 роки тому +3

      @@UltraVioletLite Nice one 😆👍🏻. Though, I struggle to figure out your intended meaning.

  • @HipStar1985
    @HipStar1985 5 років тому +92

    “I can not believe other thieves are other thieves. What a strange thing...”
    *hmmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor*

  • @georgeparkins777
    @georgeparkins777 4 роки тому +25

    "I worry about my second car accident" is such a goddamn mood if you have anxiety. Like, you've been in one and you feel like it's just a matter of time before your second one.

  • @CleetusGlobin
    @CleetusGlobin 5 років тому +621

    New title: “Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door but Carbon hates his dad, is hard, and has an existential crisis”

    • @TheNja09
      @TheNja09 5 років тому +51

      Book of Mario Thousands of Doors but everyone came and carbon is a megalomaniac

    • @cyanimpostor6971
      @cyanimpostor6971 5 років тому +14

      Mentally developed systems in the game

    • @prettyokiguess8369
      @prettyokiguess8369 5 років тому +13

      He's not just hard. He's hard. For you

    • @uljk5699
      @uljk5699 4 роки тому

      Sounds more like cabron than Carbon.

    • @mizukittyakinyama
      @mizukittyakinyama 3 роки тому

      Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door but Carbon is a bit too relatable. Maybe except for the being hard for Koo Koopie.

  • @-dennis3755
    @-dennis3755 5 років тому +88

    the way Stryder said "We have a tank?" at 7:41 was amazing, as though he was thinking Why're we doing any of what we're doing if we have a tank?

    • @DelayRGC
      @DelayRGC 5 років тому +2

      Makes the whole game a whole lot easier!

    • @Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz
      @Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz 5 років тому

      Can we get a timestamp

    • @-dennis3755
      @-dennis3755 5 років тому

      @@Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz
      7:39

    • @Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz
      @Zwyrx_Hgqfyggz 5 років тому

      @@-dennis3755
      I saw it as I watched the vid but it's always nice, thanks

  • @01loganmc10
    @01loganmc10 5 років тому +344

    "If we're looking for a treasure, maybe we can do it in Peach!"
    **"Mario and Luigi: Peach's Inside Story" confirmed!**

    • @Cuktisntfunny
      @Cuktisntfunny 4 роки тому +14

      You are so stupid you are not

    • @clovekah9451
      @clovekah9451 4 роки тому +13

      vore-

    • @thagamago283
      @thagamago283 4 роки тому +7

      lenny

    • @torreywhiting5402
      @torreywhiting5402 4 роки тому +28

      I'd like to explore Peaches inside if you know what I mean

    • @wolfie4560
      @wolfie4560 4 роки тому +8

      @@torreywhiting5402 that would be a W H O L E different meaning

  • @lupislord
    @lupislord 4 роки тому +33

    45 seconds in
    "Rescued all life"
    Good job, time to go home

  • @bibasik7
    @bibasik7 5 років тому +313

    "Speak when you talk."
    -Book Of Mario Thousands Of Doors

    • @brunop.8745
      @brunop.8745 5 років тому +18

      "I came"
      - basically everyone in this game

    • @bethmorris1513
      @bethmorris1513 5 років тому +1

      *hmm the floor is made of floor*

  • @TheAlexual
    @TheAlexual 5 років тому +297

    Blooper being mistranslated back to Error makes sense. They have a similar enough definition.

    • @thehoodedteddy1335
      @thehoodedteddy1335 3 роки тому +18

      @@Ryder8u no, its because the translator treats it like blooper, as in blooper reels, those compilations of mistakes you see at the end of movies sometimes

    • @astra3766
      @astra3766 Рік тому +8

      Same with POW Block becoming Block of War, it most likely treated POW as ‘prisoner of war’

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts Рік тому +3

      *"I A M E R R O R ."*

  • @gavinloeper9321
    @gavinloeper9321 5 років тому +99

    “I came here to eat Hoko Saba and then destroy our city.” -Carbon

    • @Aaaa-g6u8e
      @Aaaa-g6u8e 5 років тому +18

      And I'm all out of Hoko Saba!
      -Carbon

    • @tech6hutch
      @tech6hutch 5 років тому

      "Hoko Saba" is Hooktail, right? I wonder how it became that.

    • @faultyvideos2215
      @faultyvideos2215 5 років тому

      @@tech6hutch given that turtle went from Koops the somewhat cowardly guy that wanted to save his father the Carbon THE FUCKING SERIAL MURDERER, do you really think eating Hooktail is out of the question?

  • @galacticheroman
    @galacticheroman 4 роки тому +23

    "In other words, I came."
    ...This is going to be some kind of slice of magic, isn't it?

  • @kevinr.9733
    @kevinr.9733 5 років тому +522

    "First of all, Mario and his friends can not live."
    Wow, a mostly coherent sentence that actually works in context.

  • @Sc4r4byte
    @Sc4r4byte 5 років тому +186

    Punio: "this is where we live in punishment."
    Also Punio: "We are not alone in the tree. Many apples and pizzerias."

    • @Alfonso162008
      @Alfonso162008 5 років тому +3

      It's cause he has celiac disease.

  • @meatballphilosopher5734
    @meatballphilosopher5734 5 років тому +177

    Listening to an anime opening: The lyrics are so beautiful!
    The lyrics in English: 6:44

  • @lesewing
    @lesewing 4 роки тому +27

    Carbon: "You will regret everything" Yeah, yeah.

  • @alextheumbreon1363
    @alextheumbreon1363 5 років тому +854

    "Error" likely comes from "Blooper". I'm honestly surprised it was even translated at all.

    • @thedangerstrangeruk
      @thedangerstrangeruk 4 роки тому +61

      I think the word blooper itself doesn't exist in alot of languages used. That's how these translate things work

    • @dandkmeisner946
      @dandkmeisner946 4 роки тому +89

      @@thedangerstrangeruk Blooper usually means fails, errors, stuff like that.

    • @georgeparkins777
      @georgeparkins777 4 роки тому +46

      @@dandkmeisner946 but still, if it didn't exist in a language, it would get rendered as that language's equivalent of "error," which would be translated back into English as "error."

    • @PC_Simo
      @PC_Simo 4 роки тому +21

      I am Error.

    • @incredibilisman2909
      @incredibilisman2909 4 роки тому +6

      @@PC_Simo Guacamelee reference

  • @AlterBridgeJericho
    @AlterBridgeJericho 5 років тому +133

    "Hey, women and insects!" is how I'm going to open every speech from now on

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii 5 років тому +224

    “Alright... Let-“
    *realizes what Peach is actually saying*
    “We’re skipping that one.”

    • @angel420u
      @angel420u 5 років тому +23

      Yeah peach didn't have to tell us how equipped the computer was to diss other males

  • @diegolinares8600
    @diegolinares8600 4 роки тому +26

    5:09 the game’s dialogue became self-aware

  • @hoodiehooder
    @hoodiehooder 5 років тому +164

    I literally laughed through the video lol
    "Oh sick,we got a new bassist"