(John 11:25-26) "Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?" Repent and turn to Christ Jesus before it is too late. For after this comes the JUDGMENT. Christ died for your sins and rose on the third day, showing that anyone who trusts in him for salvation, will have everlasting life. (John 3:16) For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
So this paper mario is about mario as he tries to eliminate peach who is held captive by browser. And mario is helped by the goverment, a corporation and someone who works at the corporation.
Unlike Paper Mario TTYD which only the main line stuff was translated, Paper Mario 64 is ENTIRELY translated including all side quests, items/recipes, and all conversations with NPCs.
@@fakefirstnamefakelastname8305 It wasn't, you can download the mod yourself and find that most of the stuff wasn't translated. Or you could watch Stryder's stream on Twitch and see that he checked out a lot of the NPC dialogue to find that it was largely unchanged.
@@justcallmeSven i doubt the one who did the translating remembers exactly what languages were chosen. those with a lot of multiple meanings or grammatical differences get the best result
5:42 I love how this description of Goverman is so freaking consistent with the rest of the game. You will see plenty of his hatred and questionable wit in practically all tattles
@@gifigi6006 it's a bit of a stretch but I can see how strategy would change to politics, they're similar in a vague way. Plus often times there are words which mean 2 different things. Ball and balls for example
Goverman: the politician Corporate: the CEO Bomer: another corporate leader Parikarius: the scholar Mario’s elite party will destroy Peach and free Browser
Just let's take a moment of silence to commemorate Jeff the Gate's existence? He was a pretty crucial character despite of his short camera time... You will be remembered.
They have an entire wiki on the Book of Mario, which includes a ton of lore I didn't know just from these videos alone, since they were described in such cryptic riddles. For example, the War is constantly mentioned through out the two games, it began before Book of Mario 64, and hasn't ended even after Thousands of Doors. Countries involved include Persia, the EU, Great Britain, and Russia. The US is currently neutral in the conflict.
I'm curious to see what would happen to Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga if this got ran through Google Translate given Fawful's already broken speech pattern.
I laughed so hard I gagged at the whole “goomba cock” straight into “Mario touched us!” And then Bowser being referred to as “your pregnancy” got me again.
@@TheBcoolGuy Thousands of Doors has a whole arc where Princess of Peaches/Prince Peach repeatedly questions their gender after being called a female woman.
The best character in this is that fuzzy in the forest "Good luck getting it, gamers!" "Like a bad bitch!' "Here, boring ass!" Then when things didn't go his way the first thing to come into his mind get mario to leave him alone was: "If you have a problem, i'm a disease and I will give it to you!" Then to ensure that there were no further questions: "This is possible." Fucking legend he was
"Hung like toads?" I didn't realize toads were known for that sort of thing. I mean, first thing that comes to mind is their weird hats that make them kind of look like... oh.
TTYD translated sounded like a bunch of chunnis and it made me laugh This one sounds like a corporation trying to stop peach from commiting homicide, 10/10.
12:00 "Do you know that the game is shit out of town? I remember there was a peripheral for the Station" So this old Koopa remembers of the SNES Play Station the CD-Rom add-on for the SNES.
Mario just wants to make dat coin. Aftet the concussion, he decides to build a business from the ground up. They do not accept perverted Magics. That guy just wanted fame and women. That's not what Mario Corp. stands for.
Just so you know Stryder, the storyline behind this game is amazing with the translate, especially towards the ending because you piece everything together and it all makes sense.
I'm pretty sure the UA-cam livestream chat told Fatguy about who Mario really was throughout this game though, he didn't connect some of the things that characters already mentioned even in the first chapter until then.
5:10 what, you didn't know Mario did competition shooting in his spare time? He owns several pistols, rifles, and shotguns. He also fought in the Vietnam War as a bomb disposal expert. No I'm not making that up.
4:40 OMG Stryder's delivery on this line followed by his laugh was PERFECT. XD Holy crap, this translation is just as messed up as TTYD, and I absolutely LOVE IT. XDDDDD
Its way more entertaining if you imagine "Corporate" in the sense that someone's referring to high ranking corporate executives. "Hey, uhhh, corporate wants you to know we got a new shipment of super ladders today."
My name is, (you dont need to remember) Guanglai Kangyi, age 15, the past month to me is, only graduation tests. The entrance into high school brings really exciting and worrying days. Till I met the two very special guys.....
"I'm drying inside"
When you're suicidal but you have time for a pun based on your sandy origins
Suicidal?
t h a t s d e e p b r o
1:42
F'in deep
Well it's because my home town is dry and dry its dry dry
"The village is located near Goverman's Goomnuts..."
*[audible sigh]*
“The family stays here and are Goverman’s toy.”
@@menacingarc2297 Goompa wears the "I don't need sex because the government fucks me everyday"
Stryder7x shouldn't have included that in a UA-cam video bc of demonetization. BUT demonetization is being removed from UA-cam, or so I've heard
Dont Forget About Goomba C*ck And His Sister
Be woke, be cool
Therapist: How do you feel?
Desert toad: I'm drying inside
If someone ever forces a therapist onto me I'll only ever answer their questions with "I'm desert toading right now"
i always thought desert toad was saying im dying inside
*I M N O T I N A G O O D P L A C E*
baddum crash
Forbidden beef jerky
"no one uses legs without my consent!"
He copyrighted legs no one is allowed to walk without his permission
Oh no he's Ken Penders!
He's now going to monetize every youtube video that shows legs for himself
Welp, guess I don't have to get up and go to school. XD
@@dabiatsuhiro3984 if someone puts you in a wheelchair, you'll still have to go to school as you're technically not using your legs...
Good thing I have a wheelchair and joe is also safe
I love how Peach just exclaims "What the Hell?" when she sees a talking star in her room lmao
Super relatable
I mean, wouldn't you?
What will *you* do when you see a _talking star_ in your room???
We had to go backwards because Carbon destroyed the world as we knew it.
god damnit, Carbon!
Why do you think Super Paper Mario is about the destruction of every world?
Count Bleck was secretly Carbon all along
This is before the War. It's like the Star Wars prequels, but better.
Mario should've never trusted Carbon.
BoM: ToD- Recruiting slooty types and warmongers.
BoM 64- Starting a business, gathering a team of CEOs.
Oh it gets much, much better
And getting help from the government.
"Yes, European Union, yes!"
Browser is still pissed about Brexit, isn't he?
He selected the "Politics" battle option
@Agent 005 👌
The only difference is that Mario actually left.
Let me guess. Mario is Farage
(John 11:25-26) "Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live:And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. Believest thou this?"
Repent and turn to Christ Jesus before it is too late. For after this comes the JUDGMENT. Christ died for your sins and rose on the third day, showing that anyone who trusts in him for salvation, will have everlasting life.
(John 3:16) For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
“what can I do? I cannot reach this level”
-every mobile game ad ever
Underrated
"Be woke, be cool.
A calm spirit is smarter."
- Gandhi
How does no one reply to this
@@anneobrien1946 because there's nothing need to be said
@@anneobrien1946 The comment is perfect by itself.
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind -Gandhi
Mario, you can do things!
-Gandhi
Paper mario but it's business and politics
And a chunk of religious imagery spattered for good measure.
and bowser is pregnant
And also sex. Business, politics, and sex. So basically the real world!
And suicidal and homicidal thoughts! So still the real world. Damn we are fucked up.
And sadness
So this paper mario is about mario as he tries to eliminate peach who is held captive by browser. And mario is helped by the goverment, a corporation and someone who works at the corporation.
It gets wilder than that.
If you want to find the full story, there's already an entire wiki dedicated to Book of Mario 64 and Thousands of Doors.
Mario attempting to overthrow the monarchy and establish a corporatocracy.
@@CptObvious please post a link
@@mattok101digitaltamer9 you can probably search it up...
*Great Cop*
*I'm afraid*
*I'm scared*
*I'm tired*
My favorite villains.
Who needs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when you have the Coop Notes?
when i saw these names i immediately thought of the niche of pac man ghosts
inky
blinky
pinky
clyde
the four horsemen
@@miraak1151 I mean, they can delete the ground so they are pretty dangerous
I'm proud of Virgin Mary
"Mario, you just came! Keep at it! Stupid!"
Ahh yes, my wife says the same thing to me every night
You're married to a female Marshtomp?
So either your name is Mario as well or y'all have some freaky roleplay goin on ;)
@@Levi_The_One_The_Only Mario is his wife's boyfriend's name
@@dELTA13579111315 oh no
"I'm a disease and I will give it to you. This is possible."
Imagine if that was said in Terminator 2 instead of "Hasta la vista baby."
and to say that that statement became quite a threat recently
This comment did not age well.
*This is possible*
Unlike Paper Mario TTYD which only the main line stuff was translated, Paper Mario 64 is ENTIRELY translated including all side quests, items/recipes, and all conversations with NPCs.
mindscapejem No, I think all of TTYD was translated too.
@@fakefirstnamefakelastname8305 it's not, most npcs still have their old dialog unfortunately.
@@PunmasterJesus Too much to translate in TTYD?
@@fakefirstnamefakelastname8305 It wasn't, you can download the mod yourself and find that most of the stuff wasn't translated. Or you could watch Stryder's stream on Twitch and see that he checked out a lot of the NPC dialogue to find that it was largely unchanged.
@@justcallmeSven i doubt the one who did the translating remembers exactly what languages were chosen. those with a lot of multiple meanings or grammatical differences get the best result
6:20 I love this moment
"The house is located near Goverman's... Goomnuts"
*Inhale*
G o o m n u t s
@@lilandeintheirl G O O O O O O O O M N N N U T S
Meanwhile in a parallel universe: the house isint near Insurancwomans Bacock
Now we have Carbon and Corporate
The only difference is Carbon (Koops) was made more Devious with the translations.
@@KingExalted Yeah Carbon hates everyone but his true love Mario!
@ShadowKitteh I can't wait!
Can't wait for google translated O' Chunks and Bleck
Diogo Ayres That would be goddamned AMAZING
5:42
I love how this description of Goverman is so freaking consistent with the rest of the game. You will see plenty of his hatred and questionable wit in practically all tattles
Oh it's sapphire chao. Love your videos :)
@@iceicicle3046 I thought you said sapphic cleo at first
"No one uses legs without my consent!"
- Captain Mr. Trooper 2001
No, 2001. It said on the title screen.
So proud of Corporate for climbing the him ladder
You mean upgrading the super ladder. 100th like
He's the carbon of this game
@@mm-lw8yd plot twist: Corporate is Carbon from another dimension
Correction: the *super* ladder
@Mathcoolb yeah but not in bold
Unfortunately, we don't have Carbon anymore, but now Goombario has become a member of the -government- *_Goverman-t_*
N e i n
Yain't h'ving pow'&er over BoM Sik's T. Forr!
Big'n attack on t'e make Ng!
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(This is for what comes next. Reminda'y!)
WHY THE F ARE YOU *EVERYWHERE*
*Governman presses "f" to pay his respects.*
We got Corporate now
I think you mean, "we don't have Carbon YET."
Stryder's audible defeat for all the dirty language makes me whole
BlueDino and yet he can still say fuck
"We have politics as a battle choice"
Thats deep
I still don't understand, how did they translate to this.
@@gifigi6006 They put the original text through several different languages and converted it back to English
@@gifigi6006 it's a bit of a stretch but I can see how strategy would change to politics, they're similar in a vague way. Plus often times there are words which mean 2 different things. Ball and balls for example
“Can tell the enemy’s features and HP using his hatred and wit!”
That sure aged well.
explain plz
I’m referring to later in the series when he uses Tattle, where the descriptions are insane
ohhhhh
He sure made use of his hatred
Hey, did I already mention that dry dry dry dry dry is very dry? Like dry dry dry dry dry dry drying dry?
Yeah, chapter 2 seems to have some very "dry" humor.
@@kelvindavis172 Boooo!
What words were they using that all translated to dry I never played the original
@@IanZWhite00 Probably "Dry Dry Desert" or "Dry Dry Outpost"
@@kelvindavis172 looking at this makes me want to dry.
A magikoopa party member would legit be really awesome, actually
It makes me sad we never got one because you're totally correct.
@@Omnicrom Maybe we'll get one in the next Paper Mario game.
...yeah, I didn't even believe that myself.
I'd really love a Shy Guy partner too.
@@somerandomnerd5736 But at what cost?
It happened
Goverman: the politician
Corporate: the CEO
Bomer: another corporate leader
Parikarius: the scholar
Mario’s elite party will destroy Peach and free Browser
Ok, Bomer
This comment actually made me laugh
Nintendo Boy Thank you!
@@Xoiland Your welcome
_angry soviet noises_
This is as realistic as real life
Don’t believe me?
“Mario touched us!”
*Giant goomba comes along*
We can only assume that’s law enforcement
“I can not stop menstruating. It was very embarrassing.”
Why is no one talking about this? (10:17)
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69 likes 😏
Bar none the funniest line in this episode
@@m3gAm37aLmAnX What about "Don't use your lips? I'm behind you, and I can see your progress. You came, Mario!"
15:18 is better, the little star claiming to work for bowser and telling mario that peach is dead.
Just let's take a moment of silence to commemorate Jeff the Gate's existence? He was a pretty crucial character despite of his short camera time...
You will be remembered.
F'
F
I guess we should F.
F
Maybe we should F’
Fireplace! I love you!
Considering it being winter, this is mood af.
@@superwhatevergamin9634 Consider yourself lucky to be in the northern hemisphere. Just had two days over 40°C here.
Mario is in a frame?
@@zarnox3071 did you survive that
@@katacutie Yes, but it isn't fun, especially when you're also trying to save power.
"They destroyed the guide and released the Nurse"
Guide was slain...
Wall of Flesh has awoken!
MAN OF CULTURE!!!!
Jimmy's screams were silenced by Wall of Flesh...
Nice
The souls of light and dark have been released...
"Mario was licked"
goverman sounds like an earthbound enemy who is a senator
"The princess is so beautiful! I want to be one!"
OK, make a princess impression to see
"Moo"
There's work to do
They have an entire wiki on the Book of Mario, which includes a ton of lore I didn't know just from these videos alone, since they were described in such cryptic riddles.
For example, the War is constantly mentioned through out the two games, it began before Book of Mario 64, and hasn't ended even after Thousands of Doors. Countries involved include Persia, the EU, Great Britain, and Russia. The US is currently neutral in the conflict.
ok
And now with King of Miami there’s Mario teaming up with Brazil
THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN REMOVED DUE TO A COPYRIGHT CLAIM FROM GOVERMAN ENTERTAINMENT.
I'm curious to see what would happen to Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga if this got ran through Google Translate given Fawful's already broken speech pattern.
Dear lord, that would be HILARIOUS.
Imagine if it turns to normal
THE CONDIMENT OF MY CALAMITY
oh dear
do it
yes
I laughed so hard I gagged at the whole “goomba cock” straight into “Mario touched us!”
And then Bowser being referred to as “your pregnancy” got me again.
who the fuck is bowser
“talk about crash...”
“crashing Paper Mario?”
STRYDER NO
Crash Bandicoot?
STRYDER YES
What do you guys think of "Book of Mario 64" so far? Any favorite characters?
Yes
Hi. How are ya? Notification gang.
Great
Really loving your reactions to the dialogue so far. About the second question,
Paul is the favorite of all!
Goomb for sure he can tell enemies features using hatred
"We can delete the ground when the situation is bad"
*『ZA HANDO』*
Speaking of 「ZA HANDO」...
Where'd your head go?
???
@@BoibbleicecubebfdiMrexist
Uncultured swine.
@@BoibbleicecubebfdiMrexist bald brain
If I am not mistaken, I guess the re was a star wich could stop time *[Za warudo]*
After seeing the other chapters on livestream, Goverman tattling "using his hatred and wit" is surprisingly accurate.
Can't wait to see the Shame Boys ;)
“Favorite Flower Princess Shaft.
"Be woke, be cool.
A calm spirit is smarter."
I need that on a T-shirt
Goverman Bob ?, nuisant talker, loves Mario and hates everyone else, wants to die but his good health care prevents that
Goverman Bob ? - Suffering from success
He talks so people -listen- walk away.
Goverman Bob Goombar
Even back then, Peach is still an asshole and Browser is still trying to sound menacing.
And then enemies are trying to help Mario
So in this game peach is a serial killer who gets hard commiting homocide?
That also means she's a chick with a dick! ;)
Who hates Mario
@@TheBcoolGuy Thousands of Doors has a whole arc where Princess of Peaches/Prince Peach repeatedly questions their gender after being called a female woman.
... so a homocidal trans* woman with megalomaniacal tendencies? Just like she has always been. xD
That's why Mario has been tasked with stopping her, I guess.
The best character in this is that fuzzy in the forest
"Good luck getting it, gamers!"
"Like a bad bitch!'
"Here, boring ass!"
Then when things didn't go his way the first thing to come into his mind get mario to leave him alone was:
"If you have a problem, i'm a disease and I will give it to you!"
Then to ensure that there were no further questions:
"This is possible."
Fucking legend he was
I was floored at "Mario touched us!" i wasn't ready at all xD
Same
TYD was funny but holy shit this is incredible
you mean TOD
Sadie Some people just don’t know the difference between Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door and Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors
Don't worry, it only gets better.
Damn, now that Peach rejected him, many people seem to want Mario.
8:54: " This is magical. Magic has a magical p*nis." Thats how magic works
"Are you ready for my ass?"
6:57
Goomba king:So Mario,you're far away,I respect it.
Goverman:Such a great goomba king.
Look at him,doing social distancing,good for him.
Love to see classics such as "I came" and "Persian ruler" sticking around!
Now this is awesome
"Magic has a- How does this happen so much" lmao, that was as beautiful as the line
1:16 "Mario, you look so beautiful!"
Great. Not even five minutes in and somebody is hitting on Mario.
"I'm not in a good place. There seem to be many guests here." me, anytime i go to any social gathering
I’m currently writing a fan fiction about Carbon.
Yoshi Music post a link when your done. I wanna see that shit.
make one about oxygen afterwards plz
appelofdoom Dude Its taking me awhile but I think it’s really good.imma about half way, and things are gettin pretty dark for Carbon
If you guys miss the link here, sub to me and I’ll have it there somewhere when it gets finished
Considering how much depth Carbon's character has and how much character development he had, I must see his story unfold further
Be Woke. Be Cool.
A calm spirit is smarter.
be dry.
scups
6:53 "Mario touched us!"
Why is this scene so perfect for this line? xD
Alexchid Cause they’re running home to daddy
No spoilers, but the plot of this game is surprisingly good
Section 1 and 2 are just blissful ignorance tbh, it's all fun and games until section 3. Lots of stuff goes down during section 3.
Yeah, there's actually a bit of foreshadowing as soon as the prologue!
4:27 Jr. Troopa: "I'll be back, Mario!"
*leaves, then returns*
Jr. Troopa "I think I'll be back!"
🤣🤣
"I'm going to cry!"
-Vegetables
Blue_Octoling I love how it turned “I’m gonna make you cry!” into “I’m gonna cry!”
16:26
"Hung like toads?" I didn't realize toads were known for that sort of thing. I mean, first thing that comes to mind is their weird hats that make them kind of look like... oh.
Can’t wait to learn about Carbon’s predecesor.
It looks like Kooper isn't like Carbon atm
TTYD translated sounded like a bunch of chunnis and it made me laugh
This one sounds like a corporation trying to stop peach from commiting homicide, 10/10.
When you finally figure out "Blast Away the Wall" in Whomp's Fortress: (8:42)
@OctagonalSM64 Flashbang!
After every visit to Rainbow Ride
12:00 "Do you know that the game is shit out of town? I remember there was a peripheral for the Station"
So this old Koopa remembers of the SNES Play Station the CD-Rom add-on for the SNES.
"I am hard. I have to focus on homicide." - Princess Peach
Oh good god.
ANOTHER ONE?!!
HELL YEAH!!
I like to think that Mario was hit so hard on his head when he fell from Peach’s castle that this is the result of his head trauma.
Mario just wants to make dat coin. Aftet the concussion, he decides to build a business from the ground up.
They do not accept perverted Magics. That guy just wanted fame and women. That's not what Mario Corp. stands for.
This is the first moment in a long time that has made me audibly laugh out loud. Kudos, and you're completely right
"We can delete the ground when the situation is bad."
Koopa Bros. Red is Okuyasa confirmed.
15:15 when stryder said "my hot little" in that voice it stirred up feelings in me i didn't know i could have
Stryder’s sultry & smooth voice is seriously one of the best parts of this whole thing
He probably attracts everyone who hears his voice.
Just so you know Stryder, the storyline behind this game is amazing with the translate, especially towards the ending because you piece everything together and it all makes sense.
I'm pretty sure the UA-cam livestream chat told Fatguy about who Mario really was throughout this game though, he didn't connect some of the things that characters already mentioned even in the first chapter until then.
Stryder: This is mature content
COPPA: Are you sure about that?
Stryder (again): yes...
Immature content, actually.
5:10 what, you didn't know Mario did competition shooting in his spare time? He owns several pistols, rifles, and shotguns. He also fought in the Vietnam War as a bomb disposal expert. No I'm not making that up.
9:38 sign says "almost" now thats dedication
4:40 OMG Stryder's delivery on this line followed by his laugh was PERFECT. XD Holy crap, this translation is just as messed up as TTYD, and I absolutely LOVE IT. XDDDDD
Its way more entertaining if you imagine "Corporate" in the sense that someone's referring to high ranking corporate executives.
"Hey, uhhh, corporate wants you to know we got a new shipment of super ladders today."
"Sorry, but the only way to go is Goomba" sounds like a real Paper Mario line from an especially proud Goomba.
@2:00
"Fireplace! I love you!"
And humanity was balanced for a brief moment
I am just obsessed with the way he says "I refuse" at 8:39. "I refuuuuse."
Daga kotowaru
“Listen to heaven, Mario. *Blow the enemy* ”
Dang I don’t think heaven would want me to do that but whatever it takes to defeat the enemy
Dry doesn't sound like a real word anymore.
Dry Dry Dry Dry
Every single time the word is said, it's value gets dry.
I've never clicked so fast on a video. The twitter images of this were BRILLIANT
I like this google translate more to be honest
4:12 my therapist trying to explain depression to my mom
When do we get Mario and Lewis: Solar System Saga
Don’t forget Punctual Partners, Inside Browser’s History, Group Sleep, and The Paper Towel
@@claudiaperi4990 "Inside Browser's History"
uh oh...
10:25 that fuzzy photobombing is like the best thing ever
What a beautiful translated game. **Chew**
i am wood
My name is, (you dont need to remember) Guanglai Kangyi, age 15, the past month to me is, only graduation tests. The entrance into high school brings really exciting and worrying days.
Till I met the two very special guys.....
@@jordanwarner1352 *chew*
This feels like a... *_picnic_*
What a beautiful duwang.
I miss him a lot. I hope one day he’ll return, but it’s doubtful. Either way, thanks for the memories Stryder.
"Maybe we should f!"
-Book of Mario, 2019
AS SOON AS I HEARD...
*_I CAME!_*
*I SAW!*
*I CONQUERED!*
i came.
“i come”
It’s like the game knows
I came.
You finna
It returns
why the fuck is nobody saying "i saw"
In 4 minutes we found out about politics, Goombario being a goverman and their mother is a preacher!
3:56 “Oh, you’re scared of me"
You’re literally capable of warping reality and destroying the original Paper Mario, why wouldn’t we be?
I've never played this game before and I have no idea what the fuck is going on and honestly it makes the video 10x better lmaoo
"This is Magical. Magic has a- (sigh) *How does this happen SO MUCH?!"*