Paper Mario TTYD, But it's Horribly Translated (Chapter 3 & 4)

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • The continuation of a crazy Google Translated version of The Thousand-Year Door. Grubba, King K, and "Hawk Green" are some of the best characters we've met so far. Also our name is General Gunsales. Carbon is a gem as usual, no surprise there.
    This is what happens when you take Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door and run it through Google Translate one too many times. You're left with "Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors." You'd be surprised how much this completely changes certain characters, affects the story, and how many ridiculous comments there are. I streamed this in November 2019, but just a warning, some of the clips are a full of innuendos and language. Of course, this mod is not endorsed by Nintendo.
    My personal favorite aspect is when the lore from this translation is unintentionally expanded upon. For example, Koops, now "Carbon," is always talking about wanting to destroy cities, wants to "end" his father and everyone else, and considers Mario his lover. These mistranslations are somewhat consistent throughout the entire game.
    I'm taking a break from the glitch content since I burn out easily. When you play a game for hours every day with the sole intention of finding or explaining glitches, this is bound to happen I suppose. This best explains my tendency to disappear from the channel for months at a time. I figured we could try something different this time, in the form of the stream highlights format a lot of you guys seem to enjoy. Thank you for understanding!!

    This mod was created by Fatguy703 and debuted on his UA-cam Channel: / fatguy703
    • ‌Patreon: / stryder7x
    ‌• Twitch: / stryder7x
    ‌• Twitter: / stryder7x
    Video intro animated by TheSneakySpy: / thesneakyspy

КОМЕНТАРІ • 2,2 тис.

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii 4 роки тому +2622

    “I want Petalburg back, Carbon.”
    Google Translate KNOWS what it’s doing at this point.

    • @OriginalGameteer
      @OriginalGameteer 4 роки тому +343

      *We can take Glitzville*

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 4 роки тому +267

      "We'll destroy the world."
      Carbon: THAT'S *MY* JOB!!

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 роки тому +181

      “I miss Petalburg, Carbon. I miss it a lot. I’ll be back.”

    • @dontmindme8571
      @dontmindme8571 4 роки тому +107

      I want Petalburg back too. I need a ralts.

    • @TheDeepThinker-sq3iy
      @TheDeepThinker-sq3iy 4 роки тому +62

      @@dontmindme8571 its the route NEXT to petalburg that is where You find the ra. . . . WAIT! THIS ISN'T ABOUT THAT GAME! STOP IT!!

  • @leviathan1173
    @leviathan1173 4 роки тому +3056

    Not gonna lie, General Gunsales is a badass wrestler name.

    • @RDR911
      @RDR911 4 роки тому +185

      General Gunsales is a pretty accurate Military General name, too!

    • @Wings_Of_Nightfall
      @Wings_Of_Nightfall 4 роки тому +85

      I liked the "Executioner from hell" more.

    • @3XHS
      @3XHS 4 роки тому +18

      General Gunsales and his partner, Doctor DCS

    • @SneedBass
      @SneedBass 4 роки тому +8

      Yeah it's petty good.

    • @FieryMeltman
      @FieryMeltman 4 роки тому +35

      He's president of the NRA

  • @browserjunior4707
    @browserjunior4707 4 роки тому +1735

    The fact Carbon is a chaotic lunatic in love with Mario who wants to rule the world and his girlfriend is just at his house smelling his clothes pretty much tells you how amazing this is going to be.

    • @TFD500Official
      @TFD500Official 4 роки тому +17

      69 likes. Let's leave it like that.

    • @Srmgmailcom
      @Srmgmailcom 4 роки тому +67

      In the actual game Koopie Koo text her that she smells all his stuff and probably shouldn't send Koops the message, it would be funnier if they left it untranslated.

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 4 роки тому +13

      Sounds like the plot to a weird anime.

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 4 роки тому +22

      *Furiously scribbling notes for romantic short story*

    • @jackmorris7755
      @jackmorris7755 4 роки тому +1

      Imagine your sticker rant in Google translate

  • @ChillavaKirby
    @ChillavaKirby 4 роки тому +1209

    “Behind the scenes, rich people of the world attack.”
    Damn that’s deep

    • @moreno4821
      @moreno4821 4 роки тому +12

      Is that communism i hear?

    • @moreno4821
      @moreno4821 4 роки тому +10

      @mendaix Maybe that Marx guy was right.

    • @Mehlmaschinex
      @Mehlmaschinex 4 роки тому +35

      @@moreno4821 that marx guy was almost 100% correct about all things, the way how people like stalin implemented tho is just wrong.

    • @penelope8134
      @penelope8134 4 роки тому +2

      @mendaix wait thats not how communism works

    • @Mehlmaschinex
      @Mehlmaschinex 4 роки тому +2

      @mendaix had or has? are you talking about DDR or todays germany.

  • @navadax4541
    @navadax4541 4 роки тому +612

    This game is so memey 99% of the time and then it says shit like
    "The light within you will destroy you" or "you know that life is lacking"

    • @Skul1ManEXE
      @Skul1ManEXE 4 роки тому +70

      It's mostly a memefest, but it sometimes turns into NieR: Automata.

    • @inkaf225
      @inkaf225 4 роки тому +43

      Banks should burn
      -goomba

    • @vittoman4392
      @vittoman4392 4 роки тому +11

      This is the memeist game relased on a console with Book Of Mario 64 as the second

    • @unlikelygamer
      @unlikelygamer 3 роки тому +49

      “You can be guilty before you learn human redemption”

    • @Ninetails2000
      @Ninetails2000 3 роки тому +22

      "This is the price of war, General Gunsales"
      ~3 Coins.

  • @Stryder7x
    @Stryder7x  4 роки тому +2221

    Our baby yoshi has a very colorful vocabulary, doesn't he? Also I think Grubba's dialogue was the hardest to read without having a laughing fit every time

  • @sirsaggle6513
    @sirsaggle6513 4 роки тому +490

    You didn’t add the part where Grubba said “They say that shootings are the smell of society”

    • @prismacan7752
      @prismacan7752 4 роки тому +49

      Probably for the best it was left out?

    • @DoAllDogsLikeMarmite
      @DoAllDogsLikeMarmite 4 роки тому +19

      That sounds like Bane, tbh.

    • @MrMega1423
      @MrMega1423 4 роки тому +50

      I didn't know that Grubbs was American

    • @FazzSatoshi
      @FazzSatoshi 4 роки тому +40

      Something something we live in a society

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare 4 роки тому +23

      it's hard to get good high lights of chapter 3 without showing everything, It'S SO GOOD!

  • @mozarteanchaos
    @mozarteanchaos 4 роки тому +1105

    "This is the price of war, Mr. Gunsales."
    3 coins
    seems about right

    • @mozarteanchaos
      @mozarteanchaos 4 роки тому +69

      YER FUCKING TOOTIN'

    • @squigly8r
      @squigly8r 4 роки тому +22

      “How do you like my car? It us very dangerous.”

    • @thecreature395
      @thecreature395 4 роки тому +2

      Y

    • @WanderingRonin509
      @WanderingRonin509 4 роки тому +8

      WAR UH....WHAT IS GOOD FOR....
      Game:3 coins
      ABSOLUTE- oh 3 coins well that sounds okay

    • @hunterbennett757
      @hunterbennett757 Рік тому +3

      War only costs 3 coins apparently.

  • @dinosaurpolitician3663
    @dinosaurpolitician3663 4 роки тому +698

    oh my god I just realized that “partner” was getting translated as “boyfriend/girlfriend”

  • @Squaredasher
    @Squaredasher 4 роки тому +821

    When half the party thinks “chaotic neutral” means “derail the plot by burning down a whole city”

    • @fallleave100
      @fallleave100 4 роки тому +16

      YES

    • @primordialchaos3647
      @primordialchaos3647 4 роки тому +37

      Are you n my D&D group? I razed an entire city and turned a desert to glass, yet call myself “chaotic neutral”.
      Seriously though, where do you live because I’m pretty sure you are in my group haha

    • @tyrian_baal
      @tyrian_baal 4 роки тому +3

      What does that mean

    • @primordialchaos3647
      @primordialchaos3647 4 роки тому +12

      Yellow Panzer it’s a dungeons and dragons thing that has to do with morality

    • @myhlosic
      @myhlosic 4 роки тому +6

      I'm chaotic evil and do worse than that so, it fits

  • @Introbulus
    @Introbulus 4 роки тому +1011

    "This is the price of war, Gunsale"
    > 3 Coins

  • @AndresLionheart
    @AndresLionheart 4 роки тому +878

    I love how everything in Glitzvile is about war and Mario ended up with the nickname of General Gunsales. It's like he is some sort of arms trafficker.

    • @runningoncylinders3829
      @runningoncylinders3829 4 роки тому +36

      If this were Paper Mario 64 he'd be the Common Man.

    • @The-Omega-Blade
      @The-Omega-Blade 4 роки тому +18

      this google translate made the best glitzville story i've ever seen, that and Carbon's background...

    • @runningoncylinders3829
      @runningoncylinders3829 4 роки тому +24

      @@The-Omega-Blade Carbon's entire character is too consistent and almost a complete 180 from the character he was based on. The best destroyer of worlds! And fathers!

    • @The-Omega-Blade
      @The-Omega-Blade 4 роки тому +3

      @@runningoncylinders3829 i'm surprised there isn't any characters in the PM games that have a destrutive personality (and i'm not talking about them literally being a bomb, i mean they want to cause some form of havoc and chaos)

    • @runningoncylinders3829
      @runningoncylinders3829 4 роки тому +8

      @@The-Omega-Blade ... because that's a 99% sure sign of a villain. I think Dimentio kinda fits that, and to a lesser degree General Guy, Tubba Blubba, Lady Bow, Lord Crump, Jr Troopa, Doopliss, Mimi, and King Sammer. Feel free to debate any of these if you meant something else by this.

  • @8wrath8child8
    @8wrath8child8 4 роки тому +2781

    *Jolene leans over*
    "This is the price of war Gunsales"
    I died.

    • @CODMarioWarfare
      @CODMarioWarfare 4 роки тому +303

      *You got 3 coins!*

    • @chcc12
      @chcc12 4 роки тому +189

      The new metal gear game looks great

    • @Nintendotron64
      @Nintendotron64 4 роки тому +107

      @@CODMarioWarfare Who knew war was so cheap?

    • @runningoncylinders3829
      @runningoncylinders3829 4 роки тому +97

      Gun sales are literally a price of war.

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 4 роки тому +58

      Carbon: Three coins fund a war. Imagine throwing down 30 cents to fund a world war. 🔥🐢🔥

  • @matskuko
    @matskuko 4 роки тому +539

    "Now I'm afraid you know my big deal... I have a bed" Got me good

  • @underlinedcg1574
    @underlinedcg1574 4 роки тому +186

    i think "i came" was translated from "let's go." that's probs why it appears so much.

    • @underlinedcg1574
      @underlinedcg1574 4 роки тому +40

      Or more likely, “come on”

    • @riskyworks
      @riskyworks 4 роки тому +5

      Sometimes i think they did not translate all of it but rather built onto some of it like the whole peach thing

    • @jesalt8230
      @jesalt8230 3 роки тому +16

      @@riskyworks i saw a comment that peach in latin means "persian apple" or something like that. that might be the reason why they call peach the persian king and so on

  • @stonexl
    @stonexl 4 роки тому +1994

    The worst part of this series is that it's going to end eventually.

    • @JeremiahJ-wv1vn
      @JeremiahJ-wv1vn 4 роки тому +92

      But at least we now that yoshi and koopa does tax fraud

    • @claudiaperi4990
      @claudiaperi4990 4 роки тому +34

      I hope he does more games! Dream Team would be a great one to do!

    • @dashieprodx
      @dashieprodx 4 роки тому +6

      I came

    • @jenbooob
      @jenbooob 4 роки тому +6

      @@JeremiahJ-wv1vn *carbon

    • @jenbooob
      @jenbooob 4 роки тому +13

      @Nobody Special paper mario 64 got translated.

  • @isecodude6114
    @isecodude6114 4 роки тому +1868

    I’m mentally preparing my body to hear “I came” a lot in later episodes

    • @AidanWR
      @AidanWR 4 роки тому +162

      There's one where it only happens once or twice, but it was very common because "let's go" somehow consistently changed to "I came"

    • @yajsema3142
      @yajsema3142 4 роки тому +5

      @@AidanWR 69 likes

    • @realVGC
      @realVGC 4 роки тому +74

      “I came in people!”

    • @ShadowDuty7
      @ShadowDuty7 4 роки тому +106

      I've been prepared for a lot of "coming" since last episode, with Carbon being the God of Death and Flurrie being a God of Fertility they are.....what I WASN'T prepared for was Goombella asking for a bigger cock. That shit almost made me fall out of my seat.

    • @MikeJr9284
      @MikeJr9284 4 роки тому +4

      After watching FatGuy703’s playthrough of it, I’m used to it now.

  • @user-lc3on9fd9m
    @user-lc3on9fd9m 4 роки тому +2153

    So the lore of this basically is...
    Mario is a porn star with the ability to speak to Satan, loved by everyone and trying to recapture the evil princess peach who's dating an AI in her prison. She is held captive by someone who's really rude, but we don't know his plans yet. On his adventure he meets many new friends like a psychopathic turtle who wants to destroy the world, a baby dinosaur who swears way too much for being born a few minutes ago and a masochistic depressed ghost who is comforted by the fact that Mario is even more mentally unstable than she is. Everyone Mario meets wants to get into his pants, but he keeps going, obtaining the christian stars one by one and defeating many monsters and pedophiles which also want to frick Mario.
    Edit: I will post the full lore at the end of this series with a lot more details, like the fact that carbon's home town consists of a christian cult of incestious turtles

    • @SableWolfAngel
      @SableWolfAngel 4 роки тому +104

      *T* *O* *P* *K* *E* *K*

    • @Kelsang01
      @Kelsang01 4 роки тому +116

      Absolutely glorious, deserves more likes

    • @anarchyjohnson3397
      @anarchyjohnson3397 4 роки тому +107

      This is the type of lore i can get behind

    • @lepidotos
      @lepidotos 4 роки тому +51

      @@anarchyjohnson3397 >get behind
      [lenny]

    • @Ruesen
      @Ruesen 4 роки тому +87

      Also, almost everyone came.

  • @opalpersonal
    @opalpersonal 4 роки тому +326

    5:19 "Don't worry about the war... There will be cake."
    -French Revolution, 1789 - 1799
    11:22 Deadmau5 reference

  • @ladyhoundstooth5671
    @ladyhoundstooth5671 4 роки тому +405

    "What's waiting for you? Do you think a sexy woman or something will come?"
    Well... I mean a lot of people have just been "coming" apropos of nothing, so...

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 4 роки тому +11

      Also, Flurrie can be considered quite the sexy woman, so........

  • @Rhubarb120
    @Rhubarb120 4 роки тому +449

    I love how one consistent aspect of this translation is that Peach, Mario, Carbon and pretty much the entire main cast are without question the biggest villains.

    • @GmNdWtchr96
      @GmNdWtchr96 4 роки тому +62

      *Carbon

    • @taculo3231
      @taculo3231 4 роки тому +60

      this series is great, it's so funny how the translation manages to gives the characters a consistent personality.

    • @novagilpatric3071
      @novagilpatric3071 4 роки тому +41

      CoofeZinho69 “I want Petalburg back, Carbon”

    • @VonFirflirch
      @VonFirflirch 4 роки тому +1

      Best part is that it's the same deal for 64.

  • @mediocreviddygameplayer
    @mediocreviddygameplayer 4 роки тому +699

    "Hi, I do not feel bad!"
    "My God, you have a worse problem than me!"
    "Viviana is a party!"

    • @oldbadname3633
      @oldbadname3633 4 роки тому +62

      *Vivian's skills: Entry*

    • @kalejuice5701
      @kalejuice5701 4 роки тому +3

      I almost cried at that part

    • @VonFirflirch
      @VonFirflirch 4 роки тому +2

      @@oldbadname3633
      And then you look at her later abilities x)

    • @tichopeop1660
      @tichopeop1660 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, if ya have seen *other* playthroughs.......

    • @condoslime776
      @condoslime776 4 роки тому +4

      vivian now joined your girlfriend.

  • @harrypotamus4968
    @harrypotamus4968 4 роки тому +779

    "The light within you will destroy you"
    -Hawc Green

    • @Grimssbane
      @Grimssbane 4 роки тому +65

      Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers

    • @FrozenOver0
      @FrozenOver0 4 роки тому +22

      Oh, hey there Xehanort.

    • @GhostWulf70792
      @GhostWulf70792 4 роки тому +8

      @@Grimssbane one brings shadow one brings the light

    • @trondordoesstuff
      @trondordoesstuff 4 роки тому +14

      The Radiance:

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 4 роки тому +6

      I always saw the Vlogbrothers as a lot more optimistic than that but I guess I missed a lot.

  • @1Thunderfire
    @1Thunderfire 4 роки тому +396

    "Rumors have their rumors."
    "You can be guilty before you learn human redemption: This is not the first time!"
    "War is simple."
    I'm sure these are incredibly deep and meaningful and that we can take great lessons from these.

    • @gardibro761
      @gardibro761 4 роки тому +34

      "War is young men dying, and old men talking," I guess that's why war is simple

    • @spikeynay7381
      @spikeynay7381 3 роки тому +11

      “The light within you will destroy you.”

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 3 роки тому +5

      'Rumors have their rumors.'
      "As you know, for some weeks, there have been rumors of my rumors. I can now tell you that these are all rumors."
      - Lefevre, {YTP} ~ The Phantom of Oprah

    • @spikeynay7381
      @spikeynay7381 3 роки тому +7

      “Be woke, be cool, a calm spirit is smarter.”

  • @jakersify
    @jakersify 4 роки тому +292

    "Truly.....I am myself."
    So deep, I want this on a t-shirt.

  • @johno_5.0
    @johno_5.0 4 роки тому +296

    "You can be guilty before learning human redemption" raw energy and power from Carbon there

  • @iceypumpkinhead
    @iceypumpkinhead 4 роки тому +430

    As far as I can tell in this mod everyone is either talking about nonsense or thinks Mario is sexy.

    • @eggsmash7727
      @eggsmash7727 4 роки тому +113

      And carbon taking over cities

    • @WTFMANify
      @WTFMANify 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah, pretty much

    • @solarflare9078
      @solarflare9078 4 роки тому +51

      And Peach controlling Mario to allow her to perform her evil schemes.

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 4 роки тому +48

      @@solarflare9078 The crystal stars are needed to end the Princess of Peaches

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 4 роки тому +32

      Goombell talks of fetishes and kinks. Also human beef and flesh.
      Think she's into vore...

  • @Vania1669
    @Vania1669 4 роки тому +311

    "grubba used the crystal star to drive a car..."
    So that's what we killed him for?
    Driving a Car?

    • @TheDeepThinker-sq3iy
      @TheDeepThinker-sq3iy 4 роки тому +9

      No, You didn't kill him.... that was the end monologue summery of what happened. he used the crystal star... after You beat him. . . . meaning. . . . . . .
      YOU KILLED HIS TWIN BROTHER ! ! ! THUM THUM TU THUUUUMM! LOGIC INCEPTION!

    • @Vania1669
      @Vania1669 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheDeepThinker-sq3iy N-NANIII!!? Are you telling me that Grubba faked his death only to. Rise again years later so that he could use the power of the crystal start to drive all the cars in the world?!

    • @InoueMizuhashi
      @InoueMizuhashi 4 роки тому +4

      Basicaly GTA

    • @spideroi
      @spideroi 4 роки тому +2

      In our defense he did say it was a dangerous car

  • @TheHeavyshadow
    @TheHeavyshadow 4 роки тому +146

    There's a band called "X" and all those messages sound like songnames.
    "Health of the State" from X
    "Ecological Ennviroment" from X
    "D A D E M E A T" from X

  • @bldhf
    @bldhf 4 роки тому +100

    I like how, even into chapter 4, Carbon's goal of destroying Petalburg and taking over the entire world is so consistent
    Like even with the other characters' dialogue it's consistent
    I came.

  • @Kasima494
    @Kasima494 4 роки тому +412

    "Hello, we want everyone to die at least once!" So this is the evolution of YOLO

    • @TaIathar
      @TaIathar 4 роки тому +13

      So... YODO?

    • @emily286
      @emily286 4 роки тому +7

      But he said "at least" once, so I'm not sure that entirely fits

    • @3st3st77
      @3st3st77 4 роки тому +10

      So.. YALDO?

    • @modestheliolisk
      @modestheliolisk 4 роки тому +18

      EDALO
      Everyone Dies At Least Once

    • @skipperkippz4564
      @skipperkippz4564 4 роки тому +1

      I like "YALDO" better, much more of a coherent acronym

  • @hereil
    @hereil 4 роки тому +256

    5:22
    "Don't worry about the war... There will be cake!"
    There is no war in Glitzville.

    • @CyberBlastoise
      @CyberBlastoise 4 роки тому +26

      Of course there's war! Why do you think there are so many refugees?

    • @undefined6512
      @undefined6512 4 роки тому +14

      If there is no war, then the cake is a lie.

    • @RealClassixX
      @RealClassixX 4 роки тому +30

      Princess Peach has invited you to Lake Laogai.

    • @sansundertale2424
      @sansundertale2424 4 роки тому +15

      @@RealClassixX
      Roses are red
      Storm clouds are gray
      There is no war
      In Ba Sing Sae
      (I butchered the spelling)

    • @InumiDarkness
      @InumiDarkness 4 роки тому +4

      Wait... GLaDOS? Is the cake a lie?

  • @aborealisglfry
    @aborealisglfry 4 роки тому +1036

    Why does everyone have the hots for Mario in this

    • @Spooky_Bard
      @Spooky_Bard 4 роки тому +252

      I mean...have you looked at him? Who wouldn't?

    • @grateoraclelewot6326
      @grateoraclelewot6326 4 роки тому +356

      I mean, to be fair, that was true in the normal version as well.

    • @aborealisglfry
      @aborealisglfry 4 роки тому +49

      Grate Oracle Lewot you right.

    • @19martincito73
      @19martincito73 4 роки тому +133

      @@aborealisglfry Mario is a Chad to the TTYD female partners. He gets kissed by all of them and they all hint that they wanna get under the pants with him.

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 4 роки тому +149

      @@19martincito73 Now it just applies to the dudes also.

  • @jackwintle7683
    @jackwintle7683 4 роки тому +80

    Gombella sitting on the toilet
    "This is probably the biggest thing I ever did"

  • @joshheron8833
    @joshheron8833 4 роки тому +72

    "our fans do not want to see porn heroes get skin, kid." what the actual frick

    • @xian2themax
      @xian2themax 3 роки тому +4

      “Viviana’s skills: Entry”

  • @BenTGN
    @BenTGN 4 роки тому +1231

    The second cake is bad because it was undercooked for 4.4 years.
    And that’s NOT perfectly acceptable

    • @fieryfist3150
      @fieryfist3150 4 роки тому +71

      My grandma can make a mean 4.4 year old cake. Besides the severe stomach issues and permanent damage of my kidneys it was worth it.

    • @yoshimanrpg
      @yoshimanrpg 4 роки тому +50

      @@fieryfist3150 she should have baked it 4.5 years. Eating cake that raw is bad for your health

    • @dmas7749
      @dmas7749 4 роки тому +12

      still better than 4.6 years

    • @LAppelDuVideo
      @LAppelDuVideo 4 роки тому +9

      It also needs some soap.

    • @snowgrave2475
      @snowgrave2475 4 роки тому +4

      @@LAppelDuVideo and a cleanser icing!

  • @donb.7390
    @donb.7390 4 роки тому +691

    "That's a white man."
    Well, uh, yes, it is.

    • @fredriklind6727
      @fredriklind6727 4 роки тому +33

      I just lost my shit when i saw that.

    • @W.2026
      @W.2026 4 роки тому +20

      And thus, countless tumblr teens got triggered that day.

    • @EclipsisCorvus
      @EclipsisCorvus 4 роки тому +42

      Even funnier cause of the white robes

    • @scylla1772
      @scylla1772 4 роки тому +42

      @@EclipsisCorvus I literally died when I saw that. White robes? Pointy hat? That's a white man

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare 4 роки тому +7

      first people made a million false genders, next they'll make a million false races.

  • @Wings_Of_Nightfall
    @Wings_Of_Nightfall 4 роки тому +214

    Peach: Is this the soul of the Devil?
    General Gunsales: I think this is for Carbon.

  • @iridium9512
    @iridium9512 4 роки тому +165

    "You're the main computer here? Why don't you know anything?"
    Oooh, get burned TEC

  • @joeyberg5765
    @joeyberg5765 4 роки тому +108

    "I'm a kid somewhere in my thoughts, but I don't want the opportunity to say that"
    Beneath all the nonsense there's something really relatable about that

  • @bluetangsrock938
    @bluetangsrock938 4 роки тому +571

    10:05
    Beetle thingies: "Wheeee! It will be fun to be happy!"
    Stryder: "Aw, that's really wholesome."
    Mr. Grubba: "Be prepared... *FOR WAR!!!*"

    • @jemuzuthestrangebear
      @jemuzuthestrangebear 4 роки тому +16

      happy means brutal death

    • @InoueMizuhashi
      @InoueMizuhashi 4 роки тому +9

      I died there dude xdd

    • @datguywithabanana3083
      @datguywithabanana3083 4 роки тому +1

      ssassswaaaa@/trrvfffgrr I agree

    • @lollikabosso.w.n7153
      @lollikabosso.w.n7153 4 роки тому +2

      Were not fuckin around. You think this is a kind game for babies? No! Welcome to the trenches, next gass atack will kill the first line. You are with the first line!

  • @ThePieManOfDeath
    @ThePieManOfDeath 4 роки тому +657

    "Families need a party to relax and enjoy the war, but behind the scenes, rich people of the world attack"
    I don't remember the original game critiquing the global military-industrial complex

    • @CODMarioWarfare
      @CODMarioWarfare 4 роки тому +90

      *Banks must burn!*

    • @TheShinyFeraligatr
      @TheShinyFeraligatr 4 роки тому +43

      @@CODMarioWarfare "BANKS WANTS TO EMPTY THE BANKS FILL OUR STREETS WITH BANKS AND MAKE A BANK MAKING OPERATION OUT OF HIS BANKS"

    • @CODMarioWarfare
      @CODMarioWarfare 4 роки тому +27

      @@TheShinyFeraligatr But Dad, aren't some of those banks?

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 4 роки тому +39

      Mario takes a bold pro-communist stance as we can see in the letter that says "COMMUNISM"

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 4 роки тому +6

      The rich bastards of Hunger Games vibes...

  • @mikewright7964
    @mikewright7964 4 роки тому +551

    I think it's so funny how the translations even make lore. King K loves Mario and hits on Mario, then at the end he says he got a child and it's a boy. I'm sure everything else is connected somehow.

    • @omniscientcammaleon9477
      @omniscientcammaleon9477 4 роки тому +25

      He was kinda gay without translatio tho

    • @minefrac1
      @minefrac1 4 роки тому +24

      Like Carbon being an evil mastermind bent on taking over the world?

    • @azazelsvideos8298
      @azazelsvideos8298 3 роки тому +7

      @Coco Crazy Carbon x Mario (Gunsales)

    • @Ninetails2000
      @Ninetails2000 3 роки тому +14

      Based on dialogue during the final chapter, King K's husband may be Hawk Green and both of them have obvious crushes on General Gunsales.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Ninetails2000 I think Hawc Green even tried to convince Mario to dump King K at one point by telling him he killed his baby

  • @rescuerex7031
    @rescuerex7031 4 роки тому +68

    I'm amazed how consistent this is, Carbon literally destroyed Peralberg like he said he would "I want Peralberg Back Carbon"

  • @Volcanic_Rave
    @Volcanic_Rave 4 роки тому +474

    Oh
    They still say “I came.” randomly
    Good to know.

    • @gaymer2574
      @gaymer2574 4 роки тому +25

      I too, cum when talking to Paper Mario.

    • @kyubeyz_7062
      @kyubeyz_7062 4 роки тому +4

      Mariomaniac88 what should they say originally???

    • @ladymoragsbootlaces8059
      @ladymoragsbootlaces8059 4 роки тому +62

      I'm pretty sure "I came" was translated from "Come on," or "let's go" or such

    • @mogfoil
      @mogfoil 4 роки тому +20

      Kyubeyz _ from what I can tell, it’s most likely a translation of ‘let’s go’

    • @mogfoil
      @mogfoil 4 роки тому +1

      Agent 005 yea i got nothing for that one

  • @lemon82orange93
    @lemon82orange93 4 роки тому +176

    "The light within you will destroy you" that's actually deep smh

    • @TinySwanGrandAdventures
      @TinySwanGrandAdventures 4 роки тому +25

      I can't help but think of Kingdom Hearts because of that line

    • @stegomasaurus6737
      @stegomasaurus6737 4 роки тому +19

      Watch Book of Mario 64 and you'll find it's even deeper than you think...

  • @snezhnayaqueen82
    @snezhnayaqueen82 4 роки тому +58

    Hands down Carbon is the best boyfriend in this series.

  • @Scourge728
    @Scourge728 4 роки тому +344

    I think J.K Rowling wrote this version, given the sheer number of characters who have suddenly become gay in this version

    • @drfidelis558
      @drfidelis558 4 роки тому +4

      BOMTOD? More like HPTOD

    • @xephyre6955
      @xephyre6955 4 роки тому +27

      No way. This is too good to be made by J K Rowling

    • @jamiedoesstuff5871
      @jamiedoesstuff5871 4 роки тому +42

      Can’t be, Sir Snow is a trans man in this translation and J.K Rowling kinda hates trans people iirc

    • @DeathBringerBecky
      @DeathBringerBecky 4 роки тому +2

      @@jamiedoesstuff5871 What evidence do you have of that?

    • @teamawesomeness7137
      @teamawesomeness7137 4 роки тому

      It's just google translate

  • @borby4584
    @borby4584 4 роки тому +125

    Why are Carbon’s lines so ominous or sinister??

    • @deatsbybre7162
      @deatsbybre7162 4 роки тому +14

      That kid with the giant robots It’s do funny because it’s an absolute 180 of his timid personality in the original

  • @pikag10
    @pikag10 4 роки тому +326

    “The light within you will destroy you. Remember.” -Hawk Green, probably a Sith Lord

  • @kalithar394
    @kalithar394 4 роки тому +170

    I love how everyone in Glitzville just had a kid and they're all really proud of them.

    • @VonFirflirch
      @VonFirflirch 4 роки тому +8

      Not surprising, with all the cumming involved... ;)

    • @Ace_Maus
      @Ace_Maus 4 роки тому +3

      And the kid can change from boy to girl at will.

    • @likira111
      @likira111 4 роки тому +1

      It's from all the cumming.

  • @CosmicZ2222
    @CosmicZ2222 4 роки тому +16

    "this is General gunsales, our new business star!"
    .....
    "Go away, man." fucking killed me xD

  • @bobthememer9731
    @bobthememer9731 4 роки тому +118

    “That’s a white man” Goombella - 2019

    • @rishisavur8224
      @rishisavur8224 4 роки тому +20

      It's even better that it's a white MAGI-koopa in Klan attire

  • @panickyandy8291
    @panickyandy8291 4 роки тому +658

    "Hi, I'm Carbon, this is my boyfriend Gunsales and his boyfriend King K"

    • @user-hz5hn7ts1i
      @user-hz5hn7ts1i 4 роки тому +122

      The poly representation we all need

    • @W.2026
      @W.2026 4 роки тому +31

      Modern relationships in a nutshell

    • @BeefeusSteak
      @BeefeusSteak 4 роки тому +7

      K rool?

    • @emmamora7
      @emmamora7 4 роки тому +2

      Lightroot Industries No, King KKK

    • @tedcross5362
      @tedcross5362 4 роки тому +13

      @@emmamora7 Please don't.

  • @jaycup1487
    @jaycup1487 4 роки тому +583

    Their consistency is the scariest part to me

    • @vinesickle3383
      @vinesickle3383 4 роки тому +23

      Nocturne 03 Exactly what I was about to comment. King K, Grubba, Rawk Ha- I’m mean Hawc Green have been consistent throughout the chapter.

  • @funkythor6457
    @funkythor6457 4 роки тому +277

    Grodan: I fear no man but that thing.
    "Carbon"
    Grodan: It scares me

    • @blunderbus2695
      @blunderbus2695 4 роки тому

      Grodan*

    • @funkythor6457
      @funkythor6457 4 роки тому

      Flash-Flire thanks

    • @superwhatevergamin9634
      @superwhatevergamin9634 4 роки тому

      So relatable

    • @condoslime776
      @condoslime776 4 роки тому

      Carbon likes grodan though. "listen mario, this man looks great"
      You'll hear more about that in section 8 when grodus says something very special.

  • @PunkDisciple23
    @PunkDisciple23 4 роки тому +48

    "Let the circle of cream feel the baby" is something you would hear in a low quality doujin

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 4 роки тому +32

    7:43 "Go chicken, quick chicken!"
    I swear that has to be an official catchphrase

  • @TheTraviesot
    @TheTraviesot 4 роки тому +279

    “Hello, we want everyone to die at least once!”

  • @jonathantruong7069
    @jonathantruong7069 4 роки тому +723

    Jolene: Mr Gunsales? Want to feel good? Follow me.
    Mario: What did I just sign?

    • @jesalt8230
      @jesalt8230 3 роки тому +2

      512 likes, half a megabyte, gigabyte, terabyte...

    • @jesalt8230
      @jesalt8230 3 роки тому +4

      Why did I wrote this?

  • @psychoDon525
    @psychoDon525 4 роки тому +209

    "Does your mother teach something to your mom" is the best version of "your mom gay" I've ever heard. Rawk Hawk said Lesbian rights.

    • @TeruteruBozusama
      @TeruteruBozusama 4 роки тому +26

      Given all we have seen of Mario and Luigi's parents are silhouettes could they be two women. I like this theory!

    • @heheheiamderpmatter375
      @heheheiamderpmatter375 4 роки тому +15

      The thought of Mario and Luigi being raised by lesbians kinda frightens me, and i have no idea why.

    • @solarflare9078
      @solarflare9078 4 роки тому +8

      *Hawc Green

    • @SuperMonaLisaBros
      @SuperMonaLisaBros 3 роки тому +2

      @@TeruteruBozusama Mario and Luigi are of Umbra descent.

  • @Namadu7
    @Namadu7 4 роки тому +40

    For the record, "Haterator" is in the original game's dialogue.

  • @Fungo4
    @Fungo4 4 роки тому +33

    "This is the price of war, Mr. Gunsales"
    >Tony Stark providing weapons to the military, colorized

  • @taccm386
    @taccm386 4 роки тому +103

    How did you not laugh every time you said anything and also your voice makes it so perfect

    • @VoVilliaCorp
      @VoVilliaCorp 4 роки тому

      I'm sure there were many outtakes lol

  • @fiammaorsmth9840
    @fiammaorsmth9840 4 роки тому +220

    "Behind the scenes, rich people of the world attack."

  • @arcadium3459
    @arcadium3459 4 роки тому +267

    You know a series is going to be hilarious when Stryder laughs at the tail-end of his content warning at the video's start.

  • @bldhf
    @bldhf 4 роки тому +43

    "The light within you will destroy you. Remember."
    - Gandhi

  • @milesbyt
    @milesbyt 4 роки тому +39

    "Destroy everything."
    -Lord Swoop

  • @donkarasu-9644
    @donkarasu-9644 4 роки тому +180

    That weird moment when you remember that King K is supposed to be quite old...

  • @dratrav
    @dratrav 4 роки тому +312

    "Banks should burn"
    -goomba

  • @Gamering22
    @Gamering22 4 роки тому +237

    “He found my secret pumpkin. I’m out.”
    I don’t know how you’re not losing it reading these lines

    • @xian2themax
      @xian2themax 2 роки тому +11

      Often he laughs at them on stream then says it again a second time without laughing and only shows the second time on stream

  • @VesaKo
    @VesaKo 4 роки тому +33

    "Hello, we want everyone to die at least once!"
    every killing game ever

  • @samrowan6096
    @samrowan6096 4 роки тому +20

    I love just how aggressively King K comes on to Mario. Everyone in this series is doing it, but King K just takes the thirst to a whole new level. Dude has absolutely no chill.

  • @theminiyosshi2901
    @theminiyosshi2901 4 роки тому +81

    Princess Peach: I’m the bad guy!
    Shadow Queen: I’m the good guy!
    I really want that to happen

  • @condoslime776
    @condoslime776 4 роки тому +296

    "I want to eat hoko saba and destroy our city"
    2:25 and then he did.

  • @Antigen__
    @Antigen__ 4 роки тому +93

    "More... war."
    Those are some hardcore last words.

  • @Scourge728
    @Scourge728 4 роки тому +32

    "Behind the scenes rich people of the world attack" This guy understands the truth

  • @zeroth9051
    @zeroth9051 4 роки тому +34

    "Stop producing storytelling..."
    I can use this.

  • @Bluedino152
    @Bluedino152 4 роки тому +178

    "I want petalburg back" manages to crack me up no matter what.

  • @Daintii
    @Daintii 4 роки тому +123

    Dear Stryder,
    Thank you so much for these. I've never consistently laughed out loud at a series before this

    • @MuffinMous
      @MuffinMous 4 роки тому +2

      He played Book of Mario 64 on stream, definitely go check that out if you want more.

    • @realVGC
      @realVGC 4 роки тому +2

      Same

  • @michaelaaron8087
    @michaelaaron8087 4 роки тому +263

    Oh boy, here we go again, with more Carbon being a maniac

    • @SkylerBueckert
      @SkylerBueckert 4 роки тому +14

      He wants the city.

    • @xRAINxOFxBLOODx
      @xRAINxOFxBLOODx 4 роки тому +8

      He has chestnuts to roast over the fires of hell.

    • @TheUltimateRare
      @TheUltimateRare 4 роки тому +7

      also, yoshi has a potty mouth. So basically he's an abridged character lol.

  • @Fungo4
    @Fungo4 4 роки тому +22

    "Now I Can not Stop Feeling" is probably the best song on The Joles premiere album "Gunsales Is On Me"

  • @arcturus0389
    @arcturus0389 4 роки тому +15

    8:28 the "Yer fucking TOOTIN" caught me by surprised and i almost choked on the hashbrown i was eating

  • @JinjoJinjoJinjo
    @JinjoJinjoJinjo 4 роки тому +278

    The fact that grubbs is obsessed with children scares me

    • @sami32e
      @sami32e 4 роки тому +52

      Well, his son DID die, so...

    • @raspberry144mb3
      @raspberry144mb3 4 роки тому +25

      Grubba did not kill himself.

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 4 роки тому +25

      Meanwhile Jolene wants DAD E MEAT

    • @sami32e
      @sami32e 4 роки тому +3

      ANueUtsuho that was grubba, actually

    • @condoslime776
      @condoslime776 4 роки тому +4

      First thing he said to mario was "do you have children?" so yeah.
      Also he congratulationed mario on his child right after getting yoshi.

  • @DementisXYZ
    @DementisXYZ 4 роки тому +197

    "The light within you will destroy you." When did this become Kingdom Hearts?

    • @casualcrisis6349
      @casualcrisis6349 4 роки тому +7

      that's painfully accurate lmfao

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 4 роки тому +16

      “The closer you get to the light, the stronger the darkness becomes...”

    • @sobersplash6172
      @sobersplash6172 4 роки тому +7

      okay Ansem

    • @InoueMizuhashi
      @InoueMizuhashi 4 роки тому +1

      @@sobersplash6172 Ansem droped his acount so i changed it a bit, hello

  • @ICharlyl
    @ICharlyl 4 роки тому +59

    Gombella had to tell "this is a white man" to the one foe who looked the most to a klu klux clan member

  • @Detective.Horonigai
    @Detective.Horonigai 4 роки тому +21

    13:16-
    "Can we get a-"
    *sharp inhale*

  • @spencersonnefeld
    @spencersonnefeld 4 роки тому +21

    "The light within you will destroy you." Welcome to Hallownest.

    • @eebbeeb6032
      @eebbeeb6032 3 роки тому +1

      I didn't expect to see hollow knight here

  • @AntonyTheQ
    @AntonyTheQ 4 роки тому +266

    The part that baffles me the most is that the “price of war” is only 3 coins. 3?? A war hero can barely buy a mushroom with that!

    • @drfidelis558
      @drfidelis558 4 роки тому +18

      War has been started over the smallest things that could've been easily avoided. WWI was started by someone assasinating a high-ranked person because they want Bosnia back. WWII was caused by the Treaty Of Versailles, which taxed Germany(a country that was unrelated to the war starting, mind you) for most of the repairs because they apparently started the war.

    • @crazyluigi6664
      @crazyluigi6664 4 роки тому +1

      @@drfidelis558 These days, wars are all about ideologies now. Though, yes, our war with Iraq & Afghanistan was caused thanks to the 9/11 attacks.

    • @dstinnettmusic
      @dstinnettmusic 4 роки тому +1

      S R i mean....germany gave austria a blank check. They told austria to make whatever demands they want of serbia even if it meant war and germany would support them. Emboldened by this austria provoked a balkan war that the russians were bound to get involved in. From there the germans tried to sure of their eastern flank by demanding british and french nuetrality, which was refused. So germany escelated by invading france through a truly nuetral belgium (who literally did not have a military).
      Germany was definitely at fault more than anyone, with austria being the second biggest cause (because they blamed an entire nation for thenactions of some serbian teenagers) and you deal with consequences when you start and then lose the largest war ever fought to that point. If you dont want to deal with that then dont right checks your ass cant cash.
      Also, germany has never won a war.

    • @dstinnettmusic
      @dstinnettmusic 4 роки тому +5

      Crazy Luigi war has never been about ideology. Its always been about power and resources. We didnt go to war in the middle east because of 9/11, if thats the case we wouldnt gave gone to war with Iraq. The United States wants secure access to oil and poppey plants.

  • @Kbmands
    @Kbmands 4 роки тому +119

    “Vivian has now joined your girlfriend!”
    BEST GIRL 2K20

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 4 роки тому +1

      But Vivian is a boy though :'(

    • @shingshongshamalama
      @shingshongshamalama 4 роки тому +20

      @@TheGoldenDunsparce Vivian''s actually a trans girl.
      But they changed it for some of the localizations because rating.

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 4 роки тому +3

      @@shingshongshamalama Ah, I misremembered. I thought Vivian was a transvestite, not a transexual.

    • @CODMarioWarfare
      @CODMarioWarfare 4 роки тому +2

      I think the original text said something along the lines of “is actually a boy” buuuuuuut I’m going to chalk that up to cultural and linguistic incongruity between 2004 Japan and 2019 America.

    • @TheGoldenDunsparce
      @TheGoldenDunsparce 4 роки тому +2

      @@CODMarioWarfare It was mostly her sisters flat out calling her a man, rather than just ugly like in the English translation. They also mention that she's the cutest of the three, "even though she's a boy" and Vivian says back that she's proud to have become a woman and they just shrug her off. In every language localization, they mention that she's transgender - except English.

  • @segafan1316
    @segafan1316 4 роки тому +47

    "Can we get a b-
    ...
    *"deep breaths"*

  • @gurpreetsingh793
    @gurpreetsingh793 4 роки тому +24

    We should never perfect the translation technology, or we'll lose gems like these

  • @RaggedyMimiga
    @RaggedyMimiga 4 роки тому +21

    I'm really impressed by the character arc that King K. went through in the underwater city section. The romance scenes were beautifully written and the narrative was tight.

  • @thomasc9248
    @thomasc9248 4 роки тому +96

    'Do you like my car?'
    Is this a Initial D reference?!

    • @SkorchRabbitz
      @SkorchRabbitz 4 роки тому +3

      Well he did step on the gas...

    • @Richard-Crocidile
      @Richard-Crocidile 4 роки тому +2

      @@SkorchRabbitz ...Tonight?

    • @AnTeaVirus
      @AnTeaVirus 4 роки тому +2

      @@Richard-Crocidile Tonight's he's going to be your lover.

    • @InoueMizuhashi
      @InoueMizuhashi 4 роки тому +1

      @@AnTeaVirus Yeah, yeah, yeah...

  • @junkyardsoul3757
    @junkyardsoul3757 4 роки тому +145

    This almost could pass for a Metal Gear game. "This is the price of war."

  • @smodr
    @smodr 4 роки тому +44

    Urrrgh... Prince Mush... He...
    He...found my secret...
    My secret...
    *P U M P K I N*

  • @micahrollins8353
    @micahrollins8353 4 роки тому +25

    Women: I’m giving birth
    Me, an intellectual: 19:46

    • @AndreVHY
      @AndreVHY 4 роки тому +1

      The Luigi drawn by Alpharad is good

  • @coaxingtheghost5454
    @coaxingtheghost5454 4 роки тому +23

    “It’s nice that underwear is afraid of black magic...”

  • @pluto3194
    @pluto3194 4 роки тому +45

    Honestly the subplot of Carbon secretly wanting to destroy the world is my favourite part of this anime

  • @ShadeTheBade
    @ShadeTheBade 4 роки тому +73

    Carbon is probably my favorite character. Male Grubba is a close second.

    • @tech6hutch
      @tech6hutch 4 роки тому +7

      MAAAAAAAAAAAAALE GRUBBA!

    • @allyportman8009
      @allyportman8009 4 роки тому +11

      *I did many illegal things back in the day*

    • @perrywakeman4087
      @perrywakeman4087 2 роки тому

      Grubba when he get testosterone be like-