the most embarrassing stand up special in history

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  • @barmatal
    @barmatal Рік тому +3841

    Roseanne: [tells a "joke"]
    Stoned Ethan: 😐
    Roseanne: [wipes her nose]
    Stoned Ethan: 🤣🤣🤣

    • @yesty3473
      @yesty3473 10 місяців тому +33

      I mean it’s funnier than all of her jokes

    • @AliaM270
      @AliaM270 5 місяців тому

      @@yesty3473 fr

  • @SantiM28
    @SantiM28 Рік тому +6173

    this was the most "why don't my kids talk to me anymore?" thing I've ever seen

    • @hamsterstyle6152
      @hamsterstyle6152 Рік тому +251

      This is so true. Also I was reading about her children the other day after making the horrific realization that she had children and one of her daughters was admitted to a mental asylum which abused her and traumatized her while she was only age 13, and the “reason” was because she was “being rebellious and cutting herself” so she was abused long term by strangers because her mother felt like the right thing to do was send her child away to be mistreated instead of just, idk, trying to talk to her child and help her through the dark period in her life? Anyways. Also a video exists of her just saying the words “my son hates me” and laughing about it, while he sits like two feet away with this expression 😐like bro I can’t believe this human was even legally allowed to reproduce

    • @twindrill2852
      @twindrill2852 Рік тому +98

      @@hamsterstyle6152 Holy shit, her poor kids. I hope they’re doing alright now.

    • @AlmsG8
      @AlmsG8 Рік тому +40

      @@hamsterstyle6152 That’s awful. I feel so sorry for them.

    • @lotanowo
      @lotanowo Рік тому +2

      IDK, she's still a very beloved icon of boomer comedy.

    • @jacobferguson4358
      @jacobferguson4358 Рік тому +30

      literally why i cant talk to my mom and stepdad about anything deeper than surface level conversation

  • @nyxx5357
    @nyxx5357 Рік тому +1651

    Not even joking, she genuinely sounds like my husband's grandma, who is perpetually drunk and has alcohol-induced dementia. The nasally voice, the offensive statements, the trailing off, the repetition.. it's all spot on. All she's missing is a hunched back and a lit cigarette.

    • @NittyGritty420
      @NittyGritty420 Рік тому +6

      Your husbands grandma sounds awesome. Would love to sit down with her and have a few drinks. Old folks have the best stories.

    • @brankobelfranin8815
      @brankobelfranin8815 11 місяців тому

      @@NittyGritty420 LOl she is sick woman

    • @ozmage
      @ozmage 11 місяців тому +20

      When she was younger, she suffered severe brain damage when during a car accident, a car hood ornament impaled her skull.

    • @mikey_is_a_loser4232
      @mikey_is_a_loser4232 10 місяців тому +3

      yeah she sounds a lot like my grandma (rip) with dementia too

    • @manuelacosta5100
      @manuelacosta5100 10 місяців тому +9

      @@NittyGritty420get with the times

  • @gothgirlglittercrust7118
    @gothgirlglittercrust7118 Рік тому +2099

    so much of conservative comedy is just like saying random buzzwords, like theres no setup or punchline its just "pronouns! laugh!"

    • @xenasaur520
      @xenasaur520 Рік тому +238

      that's because normally with comedy u have to write funny jokes, but with a conservative audience the jokes u tell are completely secondary. they're not laughing at her jokes, they're laughing at the thought of a liberal hearing her jokes and getting offended. i recommend the some more news video on why conservative comedians suck, it's a great watch

    • @Letthembelightpeaceonelove
      @Letthembelightpeaceonelove Рік тому

      They’re fucking lazy dude. Or their brains are missing connections.

    • @peytonalexander5300
      @peytonalexander5300 Рік тому +48

      To be fair, there are a lot of liberal comedians who do the same thing just with the opposite implication. I say this as a liberal. I'm just tired of comedians making political statements instead of making...I don't know, jokes?

    • @rewdskwid
      @rewdskwid Рік тому +30

      ​@Peyton Alexander example being SNL, I'm a liberal but even I got annoyed of the tired Trump jokes

    • @TotallyKurtCobain
      @TotallyKurtCobain Рік тому +33

      Its the one joke they have. They dont have actual comedy, they can only just laugh at other peoples differences and politics they don't believe in

  • @thisisanaccountalright
    @thisisanaccountalright Рік тому +1898

    Her screaming "I THOUGHT THE BITCH WAS WHITE" actually scared me a bit lol. Reminded me of when, after my grandpa had a stroke, he came home from the hospital and screamed at us. Scary shit.

    • @rabpanz6145
      @rabpanz6145 Рік тому +169

      Yeah I actually recoiled a bit, that was legit fucking scary to hear. Like actual rage in her voice.

    • @ah4902
      @ah4902 Рік тому +20

      No, it’s the funniest thing she’s ever said

    • @LeDardeursPalace
      @LeDardeursPalace Рік тому +4

      @@rabpanz6145 Well, if she really thought she was white and everybody called her racist over it. I'd be mad too.
      And to be fair, that lady looks white af.

    • @x13200
      @x13200 Рік тому +67

      @@LeDardeursPalace you would embarass yourself like that??? especially when you have a history of racism lmao

    • @zuskull1
      @zuskull1 Рік тому +14

      I was fucking shaking when she yelled like goddamn

  • @haydentcem
    @haydentcem Рік тому +1272

    I think she meant to say “misidentified her race” but she couldn’t hold in the transphobia

    • @haydentcem
      @haydentcem Рік тому +3

      @@EMVelez ???

    • @littlesnowflakepunk855
      @littlesnowflakepunk855 Рік тому +127

      its also very funny to me that that's what she's claiming happened when what actually happened was she called the woman a "muslim ape" (paraphrased) which, if, as she claimed, she had misinterpreted which race the woman was, *is still a racially charged insult*

    • @haydentcem
      @haydentcem Рік тому +68

      @@littlesnowflakepunk855 exactly. White ppl don’t just call other white ppl “APES”

    • @Alisdairneighbors
      @Alisdairneighbors Рік тому +3

      I think that was the joke, no matter how stupid it was

    • @rachelkormanik8285
      @rachelkormanik8285 11 місяців тому

      mUh TrAnSpHoBiA 🤡

  • @xXBarbDwireXx
    @xXBarbDwireXx Рік тому +2322

    the pigtails and denim outfit and colourful scarf makes her look like a toddler that got aged up by a mad scientist

  • @sarahgoffreda1080
    @sarahgoffreda1080 Рік тому +4844

    I work in a hospital with a ton of older folks and Roseanne is honestly coming off as senile to me more than drunk or coked out

    • @BriarorZev
      @BriarorZev Рік тому +115

      That was my thought too

    • @jotunn30
      @jotunn30 Рік тому +103

      yeah that moment around 9:20 especially

    • @mookinbabysealfurmittens
      @mookinbabysealfurmittens Рік тому

      I mean, don't discount a point; it could be D) all of the above. (Though Hawaii = definitely "math" more than "Pepsi".) It's sad, kind of pathetic, honestly. Well, very pitiable. I can't rightly laugh at her for it, but people love a train wreck. And her fans will turn around & eat her alive like a piranha, swimming funny, devoured by its own shoal.

    • @boy_girl_cat_party1824
      @boy_girl_cat_party1824 Рік тому +234

      Yeah, something about her wiping her nose a lot (on stage, on camera, during her own comedy special) sets off my dementia alarms

    • @malbalheart
      @malbalheart Рік тому +214

      As someone who use to addicted to coke. I’m seeing shit I use to do, rant, get angry for no reason, literally talk so much I can’t even remember what I was talking about. Also she seems drunk. But alcohol and coke mix like nothing. So idk. She might just be loosing it tho.

  • @mordaciousfilms
    @mordaciousfilms 11 місяців тому +150

    "I MURDER ANIMALS LOL" and "I CAN'T UNDERSTAND OTHER GENDERS!" Primo comedy. Everyone goes nuts.

  • @pixelthekitten
    @pixelthekitten Рік тому +13516

    this is the wildest trauma dump I've seen

    • @noavocado
      @noavocado Рік тому +54

      @a s Woah, let’s reel it back in there Jerry you’re going a bit too far out. Love the energy tho

    • @meowyderpzzz
      @meowyderpzzz Рік тому +65

      Wait what did they say I'm curious

    • @gothbimbo9470
      @gothbimbo9470 Рік тому +498

      Fr I was sitting there awkwardly when she was talking about her mom spanking her and victim blaming her like 😐😐 ok grandma sorry that happened

    • @tortillaflavoured1828
      @tortillaflavoured1828 Рік тому +9

      I can do better

    • @ciaociara
      @ciaociara Рік тому +9

      that was unexpected…

  • @rachamanda13
    @rachamanda13 Рік тому +6253

    "your gender is... get a job!" literally what my negative self talk sounds like when i am in a weeklong depressive episode lmao

  • @CrazyRockwell
    @CrazyRockwell Рік тому +159

    About 8 minuetes in and I'm convinced that 30% of the audience is paid to be there and sprinkled with scripted plants.

  • @everfluctuating
    @everfluctuating Рік тому +13090

    really feels like someone's senile conservative grandma wandered onto stage and no one has the heart to pull her off bc this is the most attention she's gotten in 15 years

    • @roachymoment
      @roachymoment Рік тому +385

      this is the correct description. your accuracy is rivaled by no one.

    • @dong9514
      @dong9514 Рік тому +58

      Did you ever see What happened to baby Jane? She stole Bettie Davis's look.

    • @falkorornothing261
      @falkorornothing261 Рік тому +144

      Reminds me of my grandfather at his wife's funeral. No clue what's going on but enjoyed having the stage. My uncle eventually escorted him off.
      If her show ended that way, we would have to give respect.
      "Comon grandma it's time for happy pill hour"

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven Рік тому +18

      @@dong9514 I can't believe I'm not the only one who saw that 😆

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven Рік тому +1

      This is accurate. My bf's boss is a senile 100-yr-old conservative and he is like this all the time, constant babble about "commie libtards" and qanon conspiracy theories 🙄 he obviously doesn't have anyone who listens to him by choice so he just dumps everything on his employee who can't escape or argue.

  • @SilverDragonJay
    @SilverDragonJay Рік тому +987

    "People stopped laughing after the second suicide note" -- this line out of context was funnier then her entire set.

  • @shamanftw4921
    @shamanftw4921 Рік тому +405

    Your conclusion really sums up why a lot of "legacy comedians" like Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, etc are complaining about how audiences don't find them funny. It's not that humor is dead, it's not that everyone's "Too woke". They just don't have anything fresh or funny to say anymore and they're blaming the audience.

    • @LadyOfTheEdits
      @LadyOfTheEdits 11 місяців тому +5

      Of course they would blame people.

    • @mynameisreallycool1
      @mynameisreallycool1 11 місяців тому +38

      I'm so tired of all these narcissistic gen x/baby boomer comedians blaming the audience for not finding their newer material as funny. It almost feels like the audience is forced to laugh, otherwise the comedian accuses the audience of being "stupid" or "overly sensitive" just for not liking a joke? Then they also manipulate their audience and say that their freedom of speech is being taken away or that they're being "cancelled" while Netflix is giving them deals and they sob into their $100 bills in front of us.
      It just seems like their parents told them that they were special as children and are confused as to why not all their jokes are laughed at. They blame cancel culture, but I think the real problem is their ego.

    • @ND-nr6mx
      @ND-nr6mx 11 місяців тому +28

      ​@elizrebezilmadommdo1662 they can't handle that they're falling off. Chapelle was a street comedian; he had to be quick-witted, had to be something beyond special, so that folks would throw him some money. Now he's old & rich, his mind is slowing down and it's been decades since he was confronted with the average person's struggles. He's out of touch, and that's made him bitter.

    • @moosenman
      @moosenman 10 місяців тому +3

      Don’t they also still sell out theaters?

    • @Isthisjoebiden
      @Isthisjoebiden 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@ND-nr6mxHe was long out of touch. He never grew up in poverty. His parents were well off. He's not relatable now at all

  • @dylanintefilin
    @dylanintefilin Рік тому +2310

    oh, roseanne's pronouns are kiss/my/ass? okay that's not too hard.
    roseanne certainly is interesting. i think kiss is trying to relive ass glory days, when kiss was a household name. usually i'd say what kiss does isn't my business, it's ass, but since kiss is doing this on a big platform, it kind of becomes our business. anyway, kiss seems like kiss'd be fun at parties. 0/10 it's not the 80s anymore, kiss needs to move on. nobody's thinking about my anymore

    • @_gay_grim_
      @_gay_grim_ Рік тому +165

      Lmfao I fúçkíñg love this

    • @lillard.lover07
      @lillard.lover07 Рік тому +316

      ass was a household name

    • @charlespentrose7834
      @charlespentrose7834 Рік тому +73

      Beautifully done.

    • @GamesFromSpace
      @GamesFromSpace Рік тому +1

      That was a fantastic way to make her look like an ass.

    • @nejdalej
      @nejdalej Рік тому +276

      I love doing this to conservatives who make these 'fuck pronouns' jokes. Seriously these people didn't care about he, she or they until trans people mentioned them.

  • @ksis86
    @ksis86 Рік тому +2518

    What i learned from her is-
    1. Im not a woman because Im not Roseanne
    2. My gender is “get a job” regardless of wether i have a job or not

    • @sierrab5010
      @sierrab5010 Рік тому +167

      I’m gonna put “get a job” on the gender portion of my job application 💅🏽

    • @SeymourDisapproves
      @SeymourDisapproves Рік тому +159

      The two genders, according to Roseanne, are get a job and got a job. We will never be free of the binaries 😔

    • @HereTakeAFlower
      @HereTakeAFlower Рік тому +84

      You heard Roseanne, get a second job.
      And start buying clothes from the get a job section.

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron Рік тому

      @@HereTakeAFlower And conservatives are going to have to piss their pants now. They were so concerned before about what bathroom to use, and now they have to try to find the "get a job" bathroom.

    • @vaskovallidis552
      @vaskovallidis552 Рік тому +46

      @@JackFromWyoming Oh yes, the clout of people in your community abandoning you.
      So much clout.

  • @botchedresurrectiongf1743
    @botchedresurrectiongf1743 Рік тому +65

    “My pronouns are KISS MY ASS!!” Would unironically be a a good t shirt. So transphobic that it turns around and becomes something I can imagine any tumblr user saying

    • @ratsoda
      @ratsoda Рік тому +5

      YOURE SO RIGHT LOL

  • @Thewitchofwildlife
    @Thewitchofwildlife Рік тому +1491

    Her doctor needs to stop prescribing her opioids and vodka.

    • @stevendorries
      @stevendorries Рік тому +29

      He did…

    • @Erin-000
      @Erin-000 Рік тому +14

      @@stevendorries remove everything after "he did"

    • @homewyd
      @homewyd Рік тому +10

      I'm here to find out where I can get a vodka prescription

    • @stevendorries
      @stevendorries Рік тому +4

      @@Erin-000 yeah, you’re right, whatever people follow that up with in their own heads is going to be better than anything I add. Thanks

    • @HuckleberryLover
      @HuckleberryLover Рік тому +2

      ​@@homewyd instead of a dr's note you need like a 10 note

  • @microcult
    @microcult Рік тому +822

    She's dressed like a toddler going on an easter field trip

    • @gayfrogribbit
      @gayfrogribbit Рік тому +69

      I'm pretty sure my cousin wore that exact outfit going apply picking with me once.

    • @badger6882
      @badger6882 Рік тому +26

      If only she was as cool as the fit could be with a few more ribbons

    • @SeymourDisapproves
      @SeymourDisapproves Рік тому +1

      Her look and general demeanor are giving "horse girl who fell into a coma for 60 years after a stallion kicked her in the head"

    • @galacticrainestorm8546
      @galacticrainestorm8546 Рік тому

      THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS. She’s dressed like either a toddler or the insane babysitter who threatens said toddler for not getting her another glass of beer (or something idk)
      She just has that filthy rich spoiled bratty little kid look.

  • @spiranomad
    @spiranomad Рік тому +48

    And the crowd goes mild

    • @Xheddar
      @Xheddar 4 місяці тому +3

      damn, lmao

  • @bees.857
    @bees.857 Рік тому +1415

    My mother banned the Roseanne show in our house because she was 'too raunchy and uncouth' and now they have the exact same views. Interesting.

    • @stevonwhite8933
      @stevonwhite8933 Рік тому

      Brain damage will do that to you…

    • @peekyboop
      @peekyboop Рік тому +44

      oop-

    • @spOOkytimes
      @spOOkytimes Рік тому +103

      I'm assuming they are boomers? So many boomers seriously need to get a grip.

    • @Alex-cq1zr
      @Alex-cq1zr Рік тому +72

      ​​​@@spOOkytimes Most people seem to not adapt to changing times sadly
      World moves on.

    • @ksis86
      @ksis86 Рік тому +39

      Lmao they went full circle. Sorry for your loss

  • @PrinceKumaVoca
    @PrinceKumaVoca Рік тому +3937

    Terrifying how even at 70 years old she rationalizes to herself that, if it really happened, her mother berating and beating her for getting molested by a neighborhood predator (that for some reason hasn't be arrested) was the right thing to do.
    Like, I cannot begin to understand how deeply damaged one has to be for you to still agree it was your fault after 60+ years in this day and age.

    • @ToryIsCooliest
      @ToryIsCooliest Рік тому +508

      It breaks my heart honestly, and the scariest part is a lot of older people think that way and continue to hold onto trauma until the day they die.

    • @crystalm0mmie
      @crystalm0mmie Рік тому +467

      I almost wonder if that’s why they’re so vehemently opposed to the Me Too movement. Because in their minds, if Me Too is reality, they can no longer use extreme denial as a coping mechanism. It’s sad really

    • @Dante3214
      @Dante3214 Рік тому +153

      I am 32 years old, and the original comment plus the two replies above mine, taught me a few things.
      I am fortunate not to have made mistakes, but to have been able to see and process them. I can only imagine if I had accidentally gotten stuck in a form of denial (though I understand it is human nature). I mean we all do, but not always like this.
      Finally, the idea that certain folks may be against particular civil rights groups because validating those groups would mean having to confront abuse they themselves have endured, makes a lot of sense to me.
      Life is so strange.

    • @lonesavior
      @lonesavior Рік тому +1

      Not to mention the darker implication (that I have seen in real life before) that a family let a pedophile roam the neighborhood undeterred because the safety of their children was less important than the facade that their world is perfect.

    • @bethanyoneal5789
      @bethanyoneal5789 Рік тому +58

      I never knew that happened to her. That’s awful no one deserves that

  • @BlueBoboDoo100
    @BlueBoboDoo100 Рік тому +97

    She is not mentally all there. I don't know if it's just substance abuse or some kind of brain damage, but she's totally different from how she used to be. I saw her standup in Vegas in the 90's and she was legitimately hilarious. It's an entirely different person on stage now. It's like something has disintegrated her brain. I get the feeling the network and show-runners wanted her gone and the tweet was just the last straw.

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 11 місяців тому

      Historically it's both substance abuse and alleged brain damage (apparently; according to Wikipedia).

    • @brooklynn5342
      @brooklynn5342 10 місяців тому

      it's the donald trump effect. ever since he came into politics, all conservatives and republicans got stupid

    • @brokencandy1797
      @brokencandy1797 10 місяців тому +8

      According to her she suffered a traumatic brain injury in her teens and also claims to have been diagnosed with disassociative identity disorder.

    • @lamoravicious2519
      @lamoravicious2519 10 місяців тому +6

      I think someone used to write her jokes.

    • @KennethWeber-lo9rn
      @KennethWeber-lo9rn 8 місяців тому

      ​@@lamoravicious2519 funny thing is, her old ghost writer is a famous drag queen

  • @honeyberryblue7073
    @honeyberryblue7073 Рік тому +2479

    it’s honestly kinda sad to watch her cling to what she used to do, still trying to prove she’s funny, but just vomiting talking points instead

    • @Nick-cs4oc
      @Nick-cs4oc Рік тому +55

      If it wasnt for Carlin and Burr getting better with age I would say comedians should have a term limit

    • @Nick-cs4oc
      @Nick-cs4oc Рік тому +2

      @@adanufgail I hope the time bureau erased the timeline where she won… or maybe it erased itself

    • @CNYKnifeNut
      @CNYKnifeNut Рік тому +10

      @@Nick-cs4oc
      I was so excited for old man Norm.

    • @bryna7
      @bryna7 Рік тому

      ​@@Nick-cs4oc bill burr hates women.

    • @bryna7
      @bryna7 Рік тому

      ​@@CNYKnifeNut norm macdonald harassed women that worked in comedy clubs so much the owners didn't let women servers in the back alone with him. He shit all over metoo and defended other men accused of assault like lous CK.

  • @Chlo255
    @Chlo255 Рік тому +927

    "Uncancelling Columbus" is the funniest thing I've heard all day thank you Ethan

    • @k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3
      @k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3 Рік тому +104

      can't believe columbus didn't even bother making a twitter apology, he should stay cancelled.

    • @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong
      @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong Рік тому +72

      My favorite part learning about Columbus is finding out what a psycho he was even by his own time's standards. OTHER QUONQUISTADORS wouldn't work with him. the people who's job is to colonize shit, thought columbus was fucked up.

    • @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong
      @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong Рік тому +20

      @icantthinkofaname1677 I feel like if I was Columbus I would start reconsidering things after like the 5th mutiny

    • @_Vi_nes
      @_Vi_nes Рік тому +4

      I can’t believe that’s even real,the thumbnail looked like a 6th grader that learned photoshop 6 hours ago made it 💀💀😭😭

    • @bloodymetalangel287
      @bloodymetalangel287 Рік тому

      Same 😂😂😂😂. Columbus was a cunt. He cancelled himself before he died (which couldn’t have come soon enough:)).

  • @zenraloc
    @zenraloc Рік тому +135

    Cannot believe she is on stage victim blaming in her "jokes", glorifying punishing her daughter for getting molested

  • @rueb2455
    @rueb2455 Рік тому +1597

    Fun fact about Roseanne. When she was doing stand-up post the Roseanne show, or any sort of appearances, her jokes were written by the illustrious Jackie Beat--A drag queen. Jackie has LONG since denounced her, but knowing that Roseanne doesn't write her own material anymore... I have to wonder who would be desperate enough to write for her lol.

    • @fawnalove7569
      @fawnalove7569 Рік тому +92

      Jackie would make her cry if she was in a room w her current transphobic rants lmao

    • @FritzMonorail
      @FritzMonorail Рік тому +45

      @@adanufgail I always felt like it was never a big secret that the reason Seinfeld was funny was because Larry David and the other writers. Jerry's stand up at the beginning was always the weakest part of the show.

    • @simplekid4328
      @simplekid4328 Рік тому +20

      @@adanufgail Seinfeld's for a more older group of people I feel, or young people who's entire personality is liking old shit. He has a couple funny original jokes but I wouldn't watch his stuff again

    • @BasedMarysMemoirs
      @BasedMarysMemoirs Рік тому +2

      Love the comments on this thread defending Seinfeld the actual cradle robber over sweet Grandma Rosanne

    • @Cory_Springer
      @Cory_Springer Рік тому +11

      @@BasedMarysMemoirs lol oh ok

  • @buttered_n
    @buttered_n Рік тому +2261

    her recounting her mom spanking her has to be some kind of unkempt trauma.

    • @lolajoker
      @lolajoker Рік тому

      For those here old enough to remember, at the hight of her fame, she accused her parents of sexually molesting her. So now she has her supposedly sexually molesting mother warning her against the neighborhood pedophile?
      Also does anyone remember when she sang the national anthem at a baseball game and grabbed her crotch and spit and conservatives were calling for her show to be cancelled and they were boycotting her advertisers?

    • @RamonaGelosi
      @RamonaGelosi Рік тому +117

      that part was just so sad

    • @coolkiddo3110
      @coolkiddo3110 Рік тому +150

      fr sounds like a really intense therapy session except theres no therapist and she will never find any resolution

    • @sarahmelody9366
      @sarahmelody9366 Рік тому +50

      well anyone who grew up with her knows she was horribly abused by her fatheras per her own words so it wouldn't be a far step to assume that yeah that shit probably happened too. I deal with trauma through humor. Scared the shit out of the girl who hit me with her car.

    • @jurassicsmackdown6359
      @jurassicsmackdown6359 Рік тому +62

      Makes sense, considering spanking has not only proven to not be effective, but ends up actually causing trauma

  • @wolfbyte2468
    @wolfbyte2468 Рік тому +27

    “You can’t just make up new pronouns!”
    We make up new words all the time. Because languages are constantly evolving. If a word is used widely enough with the same meaning, it becomes an actual word in its respective language. Some recent examples in the English language are the verbs “to yeet” and “to rickroll” (written in the infinitive).
    If there isn’t a word in your language to describe something you’d like to describe, you can literally just make one up! Shakespeare did it all the time, and he’s remembered as one of the greatest writers the English language ever had, lol

  • @Ryo_Hakuron
    @Ryo_Hakuron Рік тому +1395

    Man it really sucks she turned out this way cause her show was pretty progressive for its time. One of the first shows I saw growing up that had a same-sex kiss on-screen and multiple gay characters. How do you go from actively ready to move your show to a different network if they have problems with you having gay people on the show to calling your family lib-tards and making pronoun jokes...?

    • @ricardoraccoon8964
      @ricardoraccoon8964 Рік тому +140

      cocaine!

    • @nataliee5236
      @nataliee5236 Рік тому +253

      Desperation. They love gay shit as entertainment but when it comes to realizing those people actually exist, they can't wrap their heads around it

    • @fatcat1414
      @fatcat1414 Рік тому +245

      Roseanne (the character) actually had an episode about questioning her own sexuality after kissing a woman. Afaik she concluded she was straight in the end, but the episode took a very considerate approach to the matter. Shame that the person behind the character now seems incapable of being considerate of anyone who is different from her.

    • @robertanderson4921
      @robertanderson4921 Рік тому

      Fox News brain rot. If you get old and disconnect from a community with varied views and just mainline Tucker Carlson 24/7, it will transform you into a far-right bigot like it did to Roseanne.

    • @BasedMarysMemoirs
      @BasedMarysMemoirs Рік тому

      Because pronouns suck, the gay shit went too far and we realized it was a demonic slippery slope.

  • @a.roberts4203
    @a.roberts4203 Рік тому +372

    I like how conservatives will complain about pronouns as if they also don’t have them- That’s literally just how English works.

    • @ainnochaim9450
      @ainnochaim9450 Рік тому +11

      This argument is ridiculous. No one is arguing that pronouns don't exist.

    • @a.roberts4203
      @a.roberts4203 Рік тому +36

      @@ainnochaim9450 Hi, I think you missed the point I was trying to make, but that’s fine.

    • @ainnochaim9450
      @ainnochaim9450 Рік тому

      @@a.roberts4203 No, your point is just stupid. I'm not even conservative. They aren't saying they don't use pronouns. They are saying adult human males are men, adult human females are women, and they can not change gender or sex. Therefore, they can not change their pronouns.

    • @tatianaafisher
      @tatianaafisher 10 місяців тому

      @@a.roberts4203😭😭😭

    • @gagejonas742
      @gagejonas742 10 місяців тому

      Mental illness 🚩

  • @wheeledjustice7381
    @wheeledjustice7381 Рік тому +2361

    I love the phrase "People stopped laughing after the second suicide note"
    On a more serious note though, I actually used to love the show Roseanne when I was younger. I still watch reruns now and then, think it's held up better than a lot of shows. Seeing what's become of her is incredibly depressing. She used to be a sobering face of the common man and now, well, we watched the video. By the end of it, I was afraid the suicide note bit was about to end with an actual suicide. She's a trainwreck now and I hope she can find some kind of peace sooner rather than later.

    • @OGimouse1
      @OGimouse1 Рік тому

      I honestly don't even watch the re-runs anymore because I don't want to support the MeTV Good Ol' Days mentality. I can't get through them when she's doing stuff like this because that's what I hear coming out of her mouth.
      Here, to me, she seems like she's on tramadol because the nose wiping is a very common drug used for pain and caused runny nose in a significant number of users. Because otherwise she's sick and drunk so IDK what she's on but she's no icon and deserves no money to keep doing this.

    • @sirherothebrave
      @sirherothebrave Рік тому +132

      Rosanne was actually one of my fav shows as a kid, and still love it. I also enjoy the Connors, maybe not as much but it still is very cozy feeling. The original was so important for many people, it was real and they were poor/lower middle class. Most shows were all upper middle class "perfect" families. She fought for that, and was a good voice for the people who get forgotten, now she is everything she hated back then. It sucks, so many childhood people I enjoyed turned into bitter cruel angry people. But then also blame us for also being frustrated at the world, but actually trying to make it better. Also now we are as a whole class wise much worse off than when the show was originally ended as well.

    • @evergreeeeeen
      @evergreeeeeen Рік тому +13

      I wholeheartedly agree, yeah

    • @Omnibushido-
      @Omnibushido- Рік тому +1

      Roseanne has been this way since the 90s, she has always been a trainwreck. I remember watching the news for a lot of what she’s done. Grabbing her crotch and spitting while singing the Star-Spangled Banner on national tv in 1990, Lying about being an inc*st survivor in while high on numerous drugs in 91, referring to a POC as an “ape” etc etc
      I saw her in the thumbnail and thought “here we go again”
      It’s really sad because, being a young Jewish girl in the 90s, I loved watching her. I always thought Roseanne Barr (at least the one portrayed in the show) was a strong confident woman that I wanted to be like, being in a barely-making-it lower middle class family myself it made me feel represented.
      She’s just very mentally ill and has been for decades. She has been shrouded in controversy for over 30 years, I think she just likes it that way, she loves pissing people off and the attention she garners from it.

    • @stevendorries
      @stevendorries Рік тому +44

      Rosanne Barr has always been a messy train-wreck of person. Just look at what Tom Arnold has said publicly about their relationship

  • @WhiteWolf496
    @WhiteWolf496 Рік тому +1142

    "A woman.... is ME" got a huge laugh from me not gonna lie.

    • @Brusselsprout763
      @Brusselsprout763 Рік тому +84

      I LITERALLY ALMOST PISSED

    • @kendallmonge649
      @kendallmonge649 Рік тому +292

      Under her logic, there's only one woman on Earth, and it's her. Welp, pack it up, folks. No one else can be a woman lol

    • @goldenmolelover
      @goldenmolelover Рік тому +1

      @@kendallmonge649 everyone is either nonbinary or a man. pack it up ladies youre transitioning

    • @limeyell0w945
      @limeyell0w945 Рік тому +65

      @@kendallmonge649 trans men: :D

    • @segala7853
      @segala7853 Рік тому +161

      ​@@kendallmonge649 it is actually a very profound statement, she is saying that what constitutes a woman is, in fact, whoever says that they are and that all you need to do to be a woman in her eyes is to declare it openly to the world.
      It really is truly a poignant bit of stand up that says a lot about the topic of gender norms and the concept of gender as a social construct. Really impressive work on Roseanne's part.

  • @levifoster2992
    @levifoster2992 Рік тому +26

    "My pronouns are kiss my ass."
    Same. I'm trans and she stole that joke from me. That's a trans joke

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 Рік тому +5

      Except when we make them they're actually funny.

  • @2stayweird
    @2stayweird Рік тому +408

    The personification of "Sure grandma, let's get you to bed."

  • @kendallmonge649
    @kendallmonge649 Рік тому +409

    When she said, "A WOMAN... IS MEEEE," all I could think was that after a lifetime of being a woman, I am no longer a woman because I am not Roseanne Barr. 😔In all seriousness, that's such a narrow definition of 'woman.' There's only one woman on Earth!

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee Рік тому +55

      the rest of us are jobs 😔

    • @KingBobXVI
      @KingBobXVI Рік тому

      "all I could think was that after a lifetime of being a woman, I am no longer a woman"
      Who knew, after all this time of conservatives fear mongering "the left" was forcing people to be trains, it was actually Rosanne Barr who was "transing" people against their wills. Such a shocker.

    • @dorarandom7870
      @dorarandom7870 Рік тому +19

      If she's the only woman on earth, misogyny is completely valid and true.

    • @matthewlucas4990
      @matthewlucas4990 Рік тому +1

      She'd get kicked out of a women's restroom in the south for being a drag queen.

    • @kuuderepanda4207
      @kuuderepanda4207 Рік тому +5

      I've heard a joke from the MtF community: Nobody feels like a woman except Shania Twaine :(

  • @starbrand3726
    @starbrand3726 Рік тому +12

    "Drunk Grandma at open mic night." I'm dying. 😂😂😂

  • @SarahPaceSings
    @SarahPaceSings Рік тому +506

    She has lipstick allllll over her teeth, she keeps doing it to herself...

    • @Omnibushido-
      @Omnibushido- Рік тому +30

      Roseanne has never really been known for being…”all there” lmao

    • @dzhang4459
      @dzhang4459 Рік тому +14

      That's some poor child's blood. They cut off her adrenochrome so she has to get it locally.

    • @Eliqueme
      @Eliqueme Рік тому +5

      @@dzhang4459 Hey support local y'know?!

  • @kaisar3306
    @kaisar3306 Рік тому +2633

    Comedy may be subjective but I really do not know what kind of person laughs at the most stale humor in existence

    • @sleepyhead_toby
      @sleepyhead_toby Рік тому +176

      I simply refuse to believe comedy is completely subjective, there’s way more nuance to it than that. There really are things that simply aren’t funny.

    • @jacobzawadzki2051
      @jacobzawadzki2051 Рік тому +129

      No one genuinely laughs at this. The whole point is to be angry at something/someone. The people that watch this aren't necessarily watching it to laugh. They watch it because what she says plays into their pre-existing, personal biases, and it makes them feel good to hear someone else get angry about the things they are angry about.

    • @jay-yu9pd
      @jay-yu9pd Рік тому

      @@sleepyhead_toby yeah. I don’t know if conservatives themselves even find this funny. Maybe the ones who absolutely hate trans people to a pathetic extent but.. like there’s no way right? Like there can’t be any way they actually find this stuff funny. 😂😂😂

    • @jay-yu9pd
      @jay-yu9pd Рік тому +95

      I love how she says “I can’t be funny without being racist” which is like 🫠 you aren’t a good comedian then apparently. 😂😂

    • @lindabcarpentersings
      @lindabcarpentersings Рік тому +25

      ​@@jay-yu9pd frr imagine being like, I'm funny but then you can't be "funny" except in extreme circumstances like--

  • @celloafterdark4173
    @celloafterdark4173 Рік тому +26

    Oh boy, imagine being on stage and not being able to string a sentence together- that's an actual recurring nightmare I have!

  • @Montesama314
    @Montesama314 Рік тому +6264

    It's clear that conservative "comedy" consists of just being mad at some group of people (the group du jour is trans people) and then expecting the audience to laugh or cheer.
    This isn't a comedy show, it's a political rally.

    • @thelemon5069
      @thelemon5069 Рік тому +100

      Exactly

    • @NJHater
      @NJHater Рік тому +330

      And they title it something about being canceled

    • @notreal9214
      @notreal9214 Рік тому +67

      group du jour soup du jour what type of soup are you

    • @stevonwhite8933
      @stevonwhite8933 Рік тому +46

      Or a minstrel show

    • @showoofity50
      @showoofity50 Рік тому +14

      Hey both sides do this dont leave yourselves out. Share in the idiocy.

  • @meaganblack1529
    @meaganblack1529 Рік тому +298

    She really seems more like she has early-stage dementia, to me, than that she is drunk or high. Of course, Ethan watched the whole thing and there's no way I'm going to do that.

    • @cjboyo
      @cjboyo Рік тому +12

      I was thinking similarly

    • @SuperMeg82
      @SuperMeg82 Рік тому +5

      Yeah it's sad she was so talented and forwards thinking and I am still a huge fan but she does seem like that

  • @seanelsenbroek7530
    @seanelsenbroek7530 Рік тому +8

    “Football hero” means he peaked in high school 😂

  • @nicotbh8304
    @nicotbh8304 Рік тому +424

    I choose to believe that this is not in fact a standup comedy, but a masterful piece of high-performance art. An impeccable display of how a conservative audience would even enjoy the crossfaded ramblings of a has-been. So thank you Rosanne, truly your best work❤

    • @asideofaioli4630
      @asideofaioli4630 Рік тому +10

      A has been they only now align with bc the shared views on wokeness and sexuality

    • @macyspratt4702
      @macyspratt4702 10 місяців тому +1

      Only issue is most conservatives don't find this funny. As a conservative I don't like fox or most things they do. Being transphobic and mean Is not funny

    • @plutonium09
      @plutonium09 9 місяців тому

      @@macyspratt4702then stop supporting transphobic people lol, bring a conservative isn’t supportive

    • @macyspratt4702
      @macyspratt4702 9 місяців тому

      @@plutonium09 well than you're the close minded one if you believe that

    • @plutonium09
      @plutonium09 9 місяців тому

      @@macyspratt4702 dude if you vote for people actively trying to harm trans people that isn’t good

  • @dasaggropop1244
    @dasaggropop1244 Рік тому +4443

    this doesnt hurt me as a nonbinary person nearly as much as it hurts as a fan of comedy

    • @jossypoo
      @jossypoo Рік тому +163

      * *slow sad nod of agreement* *

    • @blackE1114
      @blackE1114 Рік тому +112

      none of it offended me, just disappointment... oof, i used to watch nick at night

    • @Archaic_stranger
      @Archaic_stranger Рік тому +116

      I'm not exactly non binary but it's like if you are gonna insult me and my friends at least try to be creative

    • @SuperTed.
      @SuperTed. Рік тому +9

      Does non binary mean you don't have a sense of humor.

    • @candyh4284
      @candyh4284 Рік тому +97

      ​@@SuperTed. no it means you identify beyond the "traditional" gender binary of man/woman, whether that be because you identify varyingly, as in someone who is two-spirit or, if you're not native, genderfluid, or don't identify with gender at all, as in someone who's agender, or identify with a "third gender" like genderqueer. people who are nonbinary can be of any sex, whether that be male, female, or intersex, and nobody denies that reality, but we don't use our biological sex for most things, pretty much only going to the doctors. gender, instead, is the ideology built on top of material sex, which assigns roles to people based on biological features, declaring that someone is a man if they're born with a penis or a woman if they're born with a vagina. this might make sense if you ignore the fact that so much of "man" and "woman" are completely social characteristics - there is no "better at parenting" gene that females have, and there is no "likes beer and football" gene that males are born with. Simone de Beauvoir, a French philosopher, once said that "One is not born a woman, but rather becomes one." Consider this - if you looked at a baby born with XX chromosomes, pointed at it and said "that's a woman," you'd feel pretty silly and wrong, right? because those chromosomes isn't what makes you a woman, it's your gender performance and identity, which only comes to be established with age. consider this as well - when you walk down the street and someone with long hair, makeup, 5'0" tall, feminine voice, pronounced chest and thick hips, is she a woman? well, if gender is the same thing as sex, you have no way of knowing that, because the only way to TRULY know your sex is to get your chromosomes tested. that woman could, ostensibly, be someone with XY chromosomes and an inactive or mutated SRY gene, and they would look exactly the same. so gender, then, has to be more than sex, or you would never know anyone's gender without taking them to the doctor's first. and at that point, why even bother with it?

  • @BR3NN4isC00L
    @BR3NN4isC00L Рік тому +10

    This is what my southern grandmother sounds like after exactly ONE gin and tonic. It’s horrifying.

  • @mariolover2222
    @mariolover2222 Рік тому +426

    It's crazy because Rosanne was probably one of the most progressive sitcoms on television at the time. Hell they even had an episode on racism that talked about implicit bias, micro-aggressions, etc. It's just sad tbh.

    • @Traductus5972
      @Traductus5972 Рік тому +59

      She was also part of the Peace and Freedom party, which is a very left wing political party. I think her mental issues just really got to her or something because she did a total 180

    • @robertfrench3441
      @robertfrench3441 Рік тому

      @@Traductus5972 This happened to a lot of supposed "liberals", "libertarians", and "leftists" around 2015/2016. The thing is, they were never really left. They were Third-Way, blue dog Democrats who thought the only way to govern was by appeasing the right. So they realized they don't have to pretend anymore.

    • @gwenbathory6656
      @gwenbathory6656 Рік тому +21

      ​@@Traductus5972 I think it was more, she saw the hatred of certain people grow and being out of the "lime light" for so long caused her, like many, to seek affirmation.

  • @WhatDoYouMeanBiThat
    @WhatDoYouMeanBiThat Рік тому +784

    Thank god I'm non-binary! Couldn't imagine having to morph myself into Rosanna Barr to be considered a woman 😳

    • @kuuderepanda4207
      @kuuderepanda4207 Рік тому +52

      That's the irreversible damage all the transphobes are so afraid of 😔

    • @skilldeadly8888
      @skilldeadly8888 Рік тому

      What a shock, basic white person becomes non binary for oppression points.

    • @queenbee7749
      @queenbee7749 Рік тому

      Or you're just a desperately confused woman 😮

    • @candyh4284
      @candyh4284 Рік тому

      @@kuuderepanda4207 ayooooo

    • @jbo4547
      @jbo4547 Рік тому +2

      Were you bullied as a kid? By peers or your family?

  • @humanperson6705
    @humanperson6705 9 місяців тому +9

    I think grandma skipped her meds and escaped the nursing home

  • @cosmicproductions7657
    @cosmicproductions7657 Рік тому +664

    “Your gender is… get a job!” I burst out laughing. No matter how many seconds passed by, I couldn’t stop cackling at the sheer unprecedented humor that came out of Roseanne’s mouth. After a few minutes I was in stitches and my legs started to give out, causing me to fall to the floor, crying. Someone nearby asked me if I was okay, to which I responded by showing them the video. They immediately roared with laughter. Their face contorted into painful and inhuman shapes. Eventually a whole crowd surrounded around us worried about our condition, only to hear the video which was now playing on loop. Tens of people were now on the floor, reduced to mindless animals whose only goal was to laugh. The room was filled with a choir of guffaws and cries, creating a sound that can only be described as utterly insane. God was punishing the world for our sins, and all we could do was howl at the absurdity of it all.

    • @kuuderepanda4207
      @kuuderepanda4207 Рік тому +65

      And, amid wild bursts of laughter... Everybody clapped.
      *mic drop*

    • @theshinypeliper8813
      @theshinypeliper8813 Рік тому +17

      Only way we can laugh at this is by making fun of the comedian…

    • @sevenpe7power779
      @sevenpe7power779 Рік тому +2

      Are you ok? :(

    • @RG-rm6ih
      @RG-rm6ih Рік тому +23

      Fucking hell, bro, can I just say that this is an amazing piece of writing?

    • @goldenaxolotl9718
      @goldenaxolotl9718 Рік тому +8

      sounds like an scp lol

  • @nisiwilli
    @nisiwilli Рік тому +482

    man...the way she talks and acts remind me so much of my grandma with Dementia. At the half point of the video I can't be angry anymore because it was just sad.

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 Рік тому +36

      Same. It's just sad ramblings of someone who is clearly unwell

    • @dellamorte3202
      @dellamorte3202 Рік тому

      Yes as someone who works for hospice this is early stage dementia. That stage where everyone is pissed at you because they think you’re mean or insanely mentally ill. I can’t be mad anymore this woman’s brain is clearly eating itself.

    • @KrissyBlues
      @KrissyBlues Рік тому +6

      Reminds me a bit of my nana's struggles with being bipolar as well, it's deeply unsettling how these people are giving her a platform instead of giving her help. So much of the right wing is propped up by taking advantage of people who are mentally or emotionally compromised to spew their rhetoric further. It's the same thing with Kayne West. I don't even really have it in me to be mad at people like this because they're just being taken advantage of and having their mental issues broadcasted to the world. I feel like this exploitation of people who need help to promote rhetoric that further hurts themselves and everyone around them is one of the cruelest facets of right wing propaganda.

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 Рік тому +1

      Been to a couple of family get togethers, she sounds just like the older people sitting at the same table and grumbling about one of my cousins having different colored hair and "what that means"

    • @adrianaslund8605
      @adrianaslund8605 Рік тому

      You see. That's a reasonable position to have on your part.

  • @arashink
    @arashink Рік тому +51

    An entire special of "conservatives only have two jokes, and they're both unfunny."

  • @QuantumTelephone
    @QuantumTelephone Рік тому +243

    Thr "shut up bitch" part was unironically one of the funniest heckler shut down I've ever seen 🤣

    • @bees.857
      @bees.857 Рік тому +58

      I actually laughed at that. She doesn't even want any allies lmao

    • @CursedCaptainGaming
      @CursedCaptainGaming Рік тому +3

      Ong, only funny part was when she was being rude to a peer lmao

  • @squidcultist0022
    @squidcultist0022 Рік тому +251

    I forgot who said this but it fits quite well "It doesn't offend me as a person, it offends me as a comedian"

    • @rasheedjamal9091
      @rasheedjamal9091 Рік тому +13

      Seinfeld I think 🤔

    • @obamaslefteyeball1710
      @obamaslefteyeball1710 Рік тому +17

      It was a rare seinfeld W. He says it about a dentist he suspects converted to Judaism only so he could make Jewish jokes

  • @Mx.muffin
    @Mx.muffin Рік тому +5

    A stale Popeyes biscuit is less dry than this woman's comedy

  • @MozyOnIn
    @MozyOnIn Рік тому +360

    This lady's humor has the same energy as "u guys wanna hear a joke....? Women's rights!"
    Like can we get an edit of her jokes but instead of the laugh tracks its just *crickets*

    • @odkres
      @odkres Рік тому +24

      energy-wise yeah, but even that joke kinda "works" structurally since it has a set up and a punchline, which Roseann doesn't seem to grasp anymore

    • @KRABPXL
      @KRABPXL Рік тому +10

      Wouls be funnier if it was just dead silent

    • @cricket.7947
      @cricket.7947 Рік тому +2

      Have I been summoned?
      (I, uh, name joke. My name. I, yeah)

    • @MozyOnIn
      @MozyOnIn Рік тому

      @@cricket.7947 Yeah i summoned u. I need u to go make cricket noises after this bitch bombs all her jokes so at least SOMETHING is funny

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 Рік тому +1

      ​@@KRABPXLlike the SpongeBob episode where he's doing stand up and he sucks so bad, even the crickets stop chirping 😂

  • @DiogenesUlyanov
    @DiogenesUlyanov Рік тому +550

    I’d pay to see Ethan do stand up. Literally. Not even being facetious here. 100x funnier than “I sHoOt DeEr LeGaLlY”

    • @Letthembelightpeaceonelove
      @Letthembelightpeaceonelove Рік тому +23

      I agree 1000%. What’s funny about hurting innocent animals, at all? Thats just sad and shows you lack respect for nature.

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea Рік тому +4

      yes

    • @rewdskwid
      @rewdskwid Рік тому

      Hunting for sport is fucked but as someone born and raised around hunting lands, it's to keep the population controlled. Deer breed more than they can feed.

    • @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong
      @thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong Рік тому +5

      "I can shoot deer with my ar-15!" sorry all I heard was I'm a shit hunter

    • @Letthembelightpeaceonelove
      @Letthembelightpeaceonelove Рік тому

      @@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong Shooting defenseless animals with anything is a shitty thing to do. We’re not cave men. We evolved past the need for killing animals a long time ago.

  • @mattneff
    @mattneff Рік тому +37

    I've been doing stand up for a year and half. Most audiences can quickly discern if you're joking or if you actually believe in what you're saying. I've seen a fair number of older veteran comedians (SNL alumni especially) who just use their set as an excuse to listen to themselves talk for an hour. It's like a one sided podcast made specifically for them.

    • @ronjames4151
      @ronjames4151 8 місяців тому +3

      Rob Schneider and Jim breuer are perfect examples

  • @lucyx3008
    @lucyx3008 Рік тому +262

    "a woman is ME!"
    oh wow ms barre are you saying that the only thing that decides your gender is your will? sensational! trans rights!

    • @jam6079
      @jam6079 Рік тому +9

      Right when she said that I was like why’s this accidentally progressive lmfao

    • @mattgroening8872
      @mattgroening8872 10 місяців тому

      *All women suddenly transform into her*

  • @Kbaby521
    @Kbaby521 Рік тому +451

    A lot of what she's saying and the way she's talking just reminds me of my mother with Alzheimer's :(

    • @lemonmeat
      @lemonmeat Рік тому +118

      ive seen a couple people mention this/similar and honestly yeah, watching the video something feels up
      I'm very sorry for your mother

    • @gnocchidokey
      @gnocchidokey 29 днів тому

      This might just depress you more, but I seriously recommend Queen Coke Francis' video contrasting the special with Roseanne's previous views as represented by her book... it's jaw-dropping ua-cam.com/video/cBX1LB-1sBc/v-deo.html

    • @Kbaby521
      @Kbaby521 28 днів тому +1

      @@gnocchidokey Thank you for the rec. It looks interesting.

  • @fanboy50
    @fanboy50 Рік тому +9

    Whoever told her the pigtails were a good idea is not her friend.

  • @The_Soup_Goblin
    @The_Soup_Goblin Рік тому +611

    Ethan still hasn't made a bad video

  • @a2rhombus2
    @a2rhombus2 Рік тому +95

    Her "shut up bitch" line actually made me giggle a bit and it's the closest to a laugh I got in this whole thing

  • @Aja-Christian
    @Aja-Christian Рік тому +16

    The fact that a 70-something year old lady walked out on that stage dressed exactly how I was for picture day in the first grade (circa 1995) in an unironic manner. . .pretty much sets the tone for what was about to occur.

  • @iloveratafak
    @iloveratafak Рік тому +176

    roseanne barr more like roseanne car (get in it and go home please)

    • @iloveratafak
      @iloveratafak Рік тому +21

      also she looks like if grandma dressed up as beverly goldberg

    • @smallperson707
      @smallperson707 Рік тому +16

      I love reading this in an awkward tone

  • @jxff00
    @jxff00 Рік тому +88

    i can’t lie the “that’s right we do, but shut up bitch.” is the funniest thing in this set. like unironically hilarious

  • @Bewaresharkitty
    @Bewaresharkitty Рік тому +367

    This trailer for cocaine bear is crazy

  • @Avenz0r
    @Avenz0r Рік тому +7

    She made a Tiktok about water refracting making a rainbow ranting about “what are they putting in the water” like rain doesn’t do the same thing.

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 11 місяців тому +1

      Damn dihydrogen monoxide pollution

  • @elisaross7551
    @elisaross7551 Рік тому +47

    I can just imagine lord Farquaad executioner standing in the corner of the room holding a “laugh” sign

  • @lemonmeat
    @lemonmeat Рік тому +167

    the victim blaming part made my stomach turn hard. jfc

    • @Arosukir6
      @Arosukir6 Рік тому +35

      For real! Like, holy sh*t what kind of monsters were her mom and the adults in the neighborhood that they not only knowingly allowed a s*xual assaulter to be in their midst but physically blamed and punished their daughters for going near him? Like, put that guy in jail! Wtf?!
      And it sucks because while Roseanne has obviously held onto that trauma so hard that she remembers it so clearly all these years later, she's doing *the same thing* to her fellow victims. Calling them wh*res and saying it's their fault. It's sad and infuriating.

    • @slowlanegamer
      @slowlanegamer Рік тому +5

      Yea most of that and many of her other points are hard to listen to and really just drives home some of those horrible conservative boomer points of view that really should have never been acceptable!!

    • @slowlanegamer
      @slowlanegamer Рік тому +2

      @@ggmusic3458 I’m pretty sure most of those people just think their actually watching a new episode of Roseanne on their CRT TV 📺 in the old folks home and didn’t even realize they’re where in a theater 😅. But yea it’s crazy for sure

  • @patricia.sews.sometimes
    @patricia.sews.sometimes Рік тому +14

    4:02 the bit with Roseanne describing how she can explode a deer with her AR while the audience cheered has got to be one of the most insane bits 😭😭. She and her audience are so steeped in their political ideologies that they've become morally depraved. They're cheering while she describes brutally killing a deer, framed as a joke. Probably not the craziest thing she said, but something that really stuck out to me as a good example of just how crazy she and her fans are.

    • @gnocchidokey
      @gnocchidokey 29 днів тому

      Yeah no actual hunter would approve of going after fawns, let alone with an AR-15 (unless you want fawn pudding, wtf).

  • @stillattherestaurant
    @stillattherestaurant Рік тому +888

    *How normal people tell jokes*
    1. Set up a premise and expectation
    2. Subvert that expectation
    *How conservatives tell "jokes"*
    1. Whine about things you don't understand
    2. Say something offensive

    • @princequestly2218
      @princequestly2218 Рік тому +7

      So on point. 😂

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 Рік тому +45

      "This thing is bad. I don't like it."
      - conservative humor

    • @JakeKoenig
      @JakeKoenig Рік тому

      How liberals tell "jokes"
      1) Either whine about being an oppressed victim or virtue-signal about being an ally to oppressed victims.
      2) If you're white, apologize for being white and tell some self-loathing "jokes." If you're Jewish, pretend that your white and tell some anti-white "jokes." If you aren't white, whine about how white people oppress you and tell some anti-white "jokes."

    • @DanDanDoe
      @DanDanDoe Рік тому +30

      “Gender, am I right?” - top tier conservative humor. And they say the left can’t meme.

    • @professored7169
      @professored7169 Рік тому +1

      I found it! The echo chamber

  • @leahbeth8335
    @leahbeth8335 Рік тому +913

    Two questions:
    1. Who let their angry racist aunt have a mic?
    2. Who told her those pigtails were a good idea?

    • @HotTakeAndy
      @HotTakeAndy Рік тому +66

      3. Or that dazzled up prison outfit?

    • @dorarandom7870
      @dorarandom7870 Рік тому +36

      4. "Joanne, honey, did you take your meds today? I know Joanne, the doctors are liars, but we know Dr. Terry means you no harm. No, you can't watch the TV today. You can watch the replay of the Tuckerson show tomorrow, is that OK?"

    • @lyrixxx5546
      @lyrixxx5546 Рік тому +22

      I'm kind of liking the pigtails

    • @k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3
      @k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3 Рік тому +13

      I actually thought she looked cute XD

    • @scaredyshibe574
      @scaredyshibe574 Рік тому +15

      I legit thought her look was part of a bit 💀

  • @stonedalien3277
    @stonedalien3277 Рік тому +14

    Dude she stole the suicide joke from George Carlin almost word for word!

  • @bagelprince3
    @bagelprince3 Рік тому +403

    it feels wrong knowing people would pay money to see a senile old grandma have a breakdown on stage and calling it comedy

    • @PureMagic101
      @PureMagic101 Рік тому

      That’s removing way too much autonomy and responsibility from her. She’s an ass and she knows it and she loves being a bigot.

    • @asideofaioli4630
      @asideofaioli4630 Рік тому +9

      They don't know though. Bc she's saying what they agree with, she sounds coherent to them

  • @flamingfoxx
    @flamingfoxx Рік тому +75

    The weirdest thing about this is how *kiss* has *my* hair in pigtails like a little kid. Especially creepy after *kiss* made that really weird pedophile joke; you can have an offensive joke that is still funny, but *ass* ain't it. It's just very off-putting to see a senior citizen act like this and not be going senile. Maybe *kiss* is, I don't know. That little hope is how I sleep at night
    Middle aged "comedians" are at least part of the generation of antivaxxers and QAnon and shit, they congregate on Facebook and it becomes more and more resistant to logic. *Kiss* probably got an account set up by *my* grandkids, who had no idea what disease they were unleashing
    My dad's about the same age as *my* and he's already bad enough without the conspiracies. I know most kids are embarrassed by their parent's online presence, but I can't imagine what *ass* have to go through
    I am glad that *kiss* confirmed *my* pronouns, I always try to respect them. Even though *kiss* is a terrible person, *ass* are no exception

  • @unoriginal_name7091
    @unoriginal_name7091 Рік тому +5

    14:09 her stuff about suicide is particularly painful for me because Geroge Carlin had a segment in his final special on suicide and it's one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen. This concept has been done so much better.

  • @Vilonu
    @Vilonu Рік тому +63

    Gotta love when these rich "comedians" whine about being cancelled, and then continue to get paid for standing on a stage in front of 100s of people.

  • @nikkicarreon
    @nikkicarreon Рік тому +119

    This is the most uncomfortable thing I've ever watched omfg

  • @starkravingmad31
    @starkravingmad31 11 місяців тому +12

    Really makes you appreciate legends like George Carlin, who only got funnier AND more intelligently critical on social issues as they got older.

  • @cal6137
    @cal6137 Рік тому +149

    these people are richer than anybody with actual talent will ever be

    • @fabricator.cap.hill.seattle
      @fabricator.cap.hill.seattle Рік тому +1

      Then start listing their sponsors so people can boycott them.

    • @KingBobXVI
      @KingBobXVI Рік тому +12

      @@fabricator.cap.hill.seattle - That only goes so far when they tend to be sponsored only by companies that market solely to old people. Hard for the under-60 audience to meaningfully boycott a company that sells catheters.

  • @velveetaenthusiast
    @velveetaenthusiast Рік тому +139

    Wow she really went on stage and cried for help, like was giving the clearest cry for help literally I've ever seen and people *laughed*
    Like she's not a great person but holy cow

  • @maxmanramfan
    @maxmanramfan Рік тому +57

    I can't tell if this was supposed to be a stand up routine, a cry for help, or any boomer at Thanksgiving dinner for the past five years.

  • @roxyamused
    @roxyamused Рік тому +93

    I grew up watching Rosanne in the 90's. So I remember when she was at her height, though I was a child. The show was actually pretty based in a working class kind of way the last time I watched early episodes. It was about the struggles of working class life in midwestern town that had little love for the petite bourgeois owner/managerial classes or conservative politics of 1980s austerity. So interestingly and ironically she was a white boomer working class hero when the show originally came out. Eventually her character became the owner/manager, and then they jumped the shark with the lottery thing. Regardless that was the aspect of the show that you wouldn't guess by who she is now. It really goes to show that people just really become something completely different. We constantly change, so I have to make sure to keep my view solid for graceful ageing. Money seems to rot people's brains, but I know that there's the necessity to have it. I'm unfortunately a relatively unskilled early xillennial enby trans femme, so I doubt money will be in my future. Lucky me, I get to stay principled.

    • @Arosukir6
      @Arosukir6 Рік тому +18

      This is legit one of my biggest worries in life. That I'll become embittered by the world or exhausted by the struggle to the point of leaning conservative. I fear success and have a tendency toward self-sabotage because like, what if having money means I'll become a selfish, out-of-touch prick? Who will I become if I lose my way for the sake of money or convenience or ease?
      There's hope though! There are folks like Angela Davis, Bernie Sanders, the late Terry Pratchett and Betty White, and many others who have managed to hold onto the same values (and even evolved into better ones) decade after decade. So hopefully as long as we try to stay self-aware we'll be okay!
      So here's hoping for success for the both of us!

    • @ToryIsCooliest
      @ToryIsCooliest Рік тому

      Mental illness seems to be a factor. She has been open about being diagnosed with PTSD and bipolar in the past. Not that those cause conservative thinking, but who knows what's going on with her mentally. As hurtful as her statements are, I'm rather concerned.

    • @CursedCaptainGaming
      @CursedCaptainGaming Рік тому

      Unrelated I’m sorry but enby transfem gang :3

    • @onetoone-k8c
      @onetoone-k8c Рік тому

      I don't think you need to worry too much, what seems to have affected Roseanne is most likely a form of dementia or Alzheimer's disease, both of which cause profound alterations in personality and behavior. It's quite sad seeing how confused she is and how often she forgets what she was supposed to say. Her slurred speech is also very prominent. It's easy to chalk it all up to alcohol abuse but I heavily suspect that it's in fact some form of neurodegenerative disease

    • @cmasse64
      @cmasse64 9 місяців тому

      I'm almost 60 and I loved the Roseanne show. I watched it religiously and still watch the re-runs whenever I can.
      Being born the last year of the boomers (1964) I can honestly say, I feel sometimes like I have nothing in common with boomers. They've turned into a bunch of hate filled, conspiracy believing, complaining, Trump lovers (not all but many) while I have become more liberal as I've become older. I guess there's so many reasons why someone would grow more hateful instead of more empathetic and I can't understand the need to hold onto the hate. I'm hoping that my 2 millennial children will stay just as liberal as they are now as they get older. So sad to see Roseanne this way.

  • @louieb918
    @louieb918 Рік тому +69

    I remember seeing ads for this special all over tv and youtube and like... Why the fuck did they shoot it like she was a supervillain? They had her bathed in Shadow, she asked some weird question in a very threatening or at least Ominous way as the camera panned up... And then she just laughs maniacally?

  • @averagecupofcoffee
    @averagecupofcoffee 8 місяців тому +4

    I’m convinced people were paid to go to her show and laugh. Half of them couldn’t even do that.

  • @hollym4051
    @hollym4051 Рік тому +69

    Her standup kinda seems like she's reciting boomer memes she found on Facebook

  • @jsanto210
    @jsanto210 Рік тому +70

    I genuinely feel bad cause she clearly fell hard; this was not a stand up special, this was a cry for help

  • @headlessempress1816
    @headlessempress1816 Рік тому +39

    You know a person peaked in high school when they have to bring up they were known for their abilities in football/cheerleading. Football hero in high school and that is the summary of who her father was in life, I just can't lmfao

  • @TheBostonboy95
    @TheBostonboy95 Рік тому +64

    Watching this all I could think of are those phone calls where your mom or grandma just keeps going on and on and on nd your like “ok mom, alright mom, ok mom” 😂

  • @fontygo-lucky6168
    @fontygo-lucky6168 Рік тому +15

    I don’t even know how conservatives find this funny, it’s like listening to your drunk grandad spew offensive stuff during thanksgiving while you all just awkwardly laugh

    • @Nya9091
      @Nya9091 5 місяців тому

      Liberals ain’t funny

  • @EschewObfuscation
    @EschewObfuscation Рік тому +272

    Rosanne USED to be hilarious. One of the greats. Yes, really. Back in the eighties, her stand up was unapologetic about her size and had a fresh take on being a blue collar woman in the eighties, a perspective nobody in the mainstream could rival. So what makes all of this so sad is that that talent is gone and never coming back.

    • @unclewiley1986
      @unclewiley1986 Рік тому +36

      Although she did have ghost writers at one point which isn't normally an issue but here it makes you question if she was ever funny or if it was just her employees

    • @ToryIsCooliest
      @ToryIsCooliest Рік тому +25

      ​@@unclewiley1986 In the beginning, she wouldn't have had writers though. She got to that point on her own merit.

    • @pyroblast3000
      @pyroblast3000 9 місяців тому

      She even did a "woke" episode on her show too...Her was son smitten with a Black girl and her father arrived at the diner right before it closed and she didn't let him in cause he was Black. 15 minutes later a white guy knocked on the door and asked to use the phone and robbed her at gun point. They had really good self reflection discussions on race...

    • @ronjames4151
      @ronjames4151 8 місяців тому

      She was never very funny. Her show was okay for a sitcom but she was always not that funny

  • @kinnelyuwu5771
    @kinnelyuwu5771 Рік тому +155

    That was such a weird way for Rosanne to announce my pronouns, but I'm proud of kiss! Ass really put myself out there, and I'm so proud of kiss; it took a ton of bravery to get up there, especially with ass' very clear early onset dementia. Kiss may not be understood by everyone, but only the realest will get my!

  • @colbyturley6830
    @colbyturley6830 11 місяців тому +6

    “Whoever is paying to see the Roseanne Barr show in-person is not going to see the Kingdom of Heaven” LMAO

  • @ihavemanyhamshamhamhamhamh4316
    @ihavemanyhamshamhamhamhamh4316 Рік тому +217

    Dude Roseanne’s totally coked up in this special

  • @sugarmackb
    @sugarmackb Рік тому +7

    She looks like a bad, drunk Dolly Parton impersonator

  • @thelemon5069
    @thelemon5069 Рік тому +138

    "I can only learn from my mistakes when people tell me I'm doing my best and that I'm awesome oh and while being filmed and famous" -Roseanne

  • @lulucool45
    @lulucool45 Рік тому +40

    he was a football hero