For those of you who might be just getting into George Carlin, here's something: he had a similar segment but with completely new ideas and material in every tour or on every album he ever recorded. Carlin was a master sociologist, philosopher and linguist who just also happened to be one of the funniest humans who ever lived.
Can you imagine his outlook on selfies, or tik tok......... We miss you George.........you had a way with words, and a vision and understanding of the world, that most will never comprehend. Geopolitical, climate, political, common sense..ETC, too many to list, but be sure, he meant every word
Yeah, it's almost like edgy people have been complaining about the same shit since forever (I'm not complaining, but let's not pretend that this is super fresh).
Hopefully in this generic and PC society, someone will be another George. When we have to call different public workers first responders, or doctors, nurses, and surgical specialists, health care workers, or construction workers, street maintenance and garbage collectors engineering technicians, this is where I draw a line. Can't pray in schools, can't display religious items in schools or on any government property. Absolute zero tolerance in schools to the point that a kid brings a picture of a gun to school, he or she is suspended. If your white and even think that the person next to you is not that, well your a racist. We're at a point folks that you better start thinking for your self preservation. If we don't keep our morals, the PC will kill us.
@Gravity Bound you can pray in school. Just cannot be lead by or organized by faculty or teachers. Aside from that how would you be fair balanced to all recognized religions and still be respectful to those who do not want to participate in. George would call out the overly pushy religious people in this country like he does the other groups
@@ryanralph7494 Although I like Bill he isn’t even close to George.. not even remotely close. Nobody has nor observation and critical thinking as diveloped as George nor enough balls to say that.
Like all these social media divas standing there holding that stupid phone out there like it's a fing mirror or something. The vanity of these self important women makes me wish massive hanging hemeroids for them all.
I had something I said on Facebook not the first time though. But this was really stupid. I said I wear the same clothes every I'm not out to impress people
It's no wonder this world doesn't take our country seriously anymore; we waste valuable television time informing it's citizens of the age of an imaginary rodent and the everyday goings on of a trio of Armenian hookers!!!
They would probably love being fucked in the asshole with a big rubber dick. Otherwise why bother making their ass looking so disproportionate and grotesque.
Definitely a one of a kind and will always be remembered. Guy pretty much nailed everything wrong with society and made ludicrous fun of everything and everyone. One of the greatest comedians to have ever graced a stage with his presence. RIP George, you will never be forgotten
@@felixftw4702 I'm aware of the running unplayed Steam games joke haha. At least Steam _has_ sales, wheras GameStop or whatnot don't budge an inch with their prices, and "previously owned" seldom reduce past 10%
LiberalsAreWorthless People who don’t like Zappa are invariably not musicians, like his music or not he’s one of the most progressive composers of the 20th century. Also Watermelon in Easter Hay, nuff said.
To this day, Back in Town from 1996 will always be my absolute favorite George Carlin special and George Carlin was the greatest American comedian on planet Earth. George Carlin's speech on Free-Floating Hostility is pure gold, his rant on camcorders and George Lucas movie magic was hysterical, and George Carlin as a great American comedian never gets old.
Mikey mouse bit is always makes me fall on the floor in hysterical laughter! ))) George, you have no idea how much we're missing you and people like you in this world!
He'd say, *"Holy fucking shit, this world's fucking fucked. It is, it is, I tell ya. I wonder how long it's gonna be until God says, 'Fuck this.' and throws a fucking rock at us. I mean he did it to the dinosaurs, so why the fuck not to us, right? Am I right? Whatever they did to piss him off, I tell ya we must be getting pretty fucking close to repeating. Good night everybody. Remember, eat ass, smoke grass."*
"I hear that" has been replaced with "right?" . Anytime you say anything anymore, somebody has to say.."right?". God...I miss this man. He would have a Fucking field day with shit now.
+Stephanie Baker I just cringe with annoyance when someone says, "I know right?" I agree that George would have a field day with this crap that people do today, especially with these attention hounds that have to take 10 + selfies a day and post them on a social network.
+Stephanie Baker ~> And George's misuse of "Nimrod" is inspired by a classic Bugs Bunny/Yosemite Sam cartoon. Generations of kids seeing thar cartoon have misunderstood what Nimrod means. But his use adds to his humor. ☺
My God the flame wars that man would ignite would have destroyed the souls of internet trolls.UA-cam would have to repeatedly turn the comments option off on him just to cool things down.😛
It is not just Mickey Mouse. Why do news talk about celebrities at all? How is Megan Fox having a crappy haircut news? You don't see TMZ talk about the economy crisis.
+Schwarzer Ritter Or Lamar Odom has gone into a COMA after binge-ing @ the Bunny Ranch! And when he woke up after three days, there was Khloe sitting there!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I almost fell down the steps during the Mickey Mouse bit. By the time he finished talking about the panda thing, I was laughing so hard that I was crying.
Wow, this guy is awesome. xD Each of his video gives me stomach pain. I would pay all my money too see one of his show. Dammit that I weren't born earlier.
Taotaomona yes sir, that was the first thing he said when he came out on stage. He was always open about his Coke addiction in the 70s but he did become addicted to vikes and Red wine to be exact back in 04. Here is an article detailing this.. www.nytimes.com/2005/11/04/arts/television/refusing-to-coast-on-7-infamous-words.html
Love and miss you George, your philosophy on so many subjects has helped me in more ways than I could ever explain or repay. George is one of those philosophical comedians that comes along only once every couple of generations. If you don't have your mind and eyes open due to close-mindedness, you will not recognize it when he/she comes around.
I grew up listening to this inspirational nut-job and fortunately he influenced the way I still see the world. Not literally ('cause it's comedy ya know) but his progression over the years has historically been a pre-reflection of what we often think but do not act upon. Which is GOOD. George made us laugh. Always. And as so many comedians have afterwards, he made us think.
I wish Carlin was still alive , man i miss him. can you imagine what he'd say about "Cash me outside , how bout dat" ? omg that would be a funny video.
George was ANd, IS, BY FAR, MY PERSONAL FAVORITE 'COMEDIAN' OF ALL TIME AS WELL AS ANY ERA!! I was also intrigued by the way he prepared for every show. The man was extremely amazing!! I have seen him in 4 concerts. & own many. Almost every day i watch, LMAO, send to fam & fiends and always get replies = 😂😂😂 Please keep 'em comin 😂 🙏 R.I.P. Mr Carlin 🙏
Absolute genius! insight, intelligence, cleverness, content, and delivery and execution are absolutely stellar. He doesn't even have to be that funny actually. Him exposing bullshit about people makes it funny enough. That was always his key.
Christ almighty - Carlin meant 'Cellphones/Mobile phones' when he was ranting about Camcorders.... What a fucking prophet this legend was......💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
It's not often I agree with EVERYTHING someone says, including George. But this time, I have NO disagreements whatsoever! None! All these years later, I still agree 100% with all this material! If George were still with us today in April 2020, I'm sure he would add cellphones to this list, among other topics. I'm sick of being in the grocery store, & hearing other people yacking on their damn phones! Worse, they aren't talking in a normal tone of voice, THEY'RE YELLING!!! If the call is so damn important, take your ass outside, sit in your car, & talk in a normal voice! I'm getting too old to stop myself from telling you to STFU!!! I don't want to hear half a conversation bellowed from two aisles over!!! R.I.P. George. You are missed.
2:24 ... As a 17 year old I walked (6 miles) to the bus station in hot summer sun .. I was headed to a relitives house in hope of getting a job, in the big city .. I had on cheap Converse shoes, carried a canvas duffel bag (this was in the 1960's), jeans, an army surplus combat coat, and a cowboy hat (for protection from the sun) .. at the bus station I overheard a small boy ask his mom "Is that a real cowboy mom?" ...she said "yes I think so"! :) ... OK so a legit reason to wear a cowboy hat, in my opinion :)
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"Scratch a cynic and underneath you will find a disappointed idealist"
-George Carlin
@Liam Berg (STUDENT) google what you don't understand or crack open a dictionary
Soo true, the older I get, the more I really understand this man
yes.
@@RandomLombax37 such a George thing to say 💀
If u scratch me u will find i didn't shower in a month
Camcorders..... If only he could see it today
If he could only see "today"!
360cam!
I he could only see how people are snapchat everything and everywhere. I would love to hear him take on people snapchatting thier junky food. dammmmnn
Yeah, knowing it will soon turn into a giant turd
Relevance in comedy bit, "Does anybody stop and look at anything anymore? Why does life have to be always documented"?
For those of you who might be just getting into George Carlin, here's something: he had a similar segment but with completely new ideas and material in every tour or on every album he ever recorded. Carlin was a master sociologist, philosopher and linguist who just also happened to be one of the funniest humans who ever lived.
Master sociologist, philosopher and linguist?
Your take borders on celebrity worship. Comedians rely heavily on generalizations. Philosophers use inductive reasoning and avoid absolutes.
You left out glass blower and horticulturist.
@@johnconway6976 i mean they're not mutually exclusive
@@GoneFishin247 Aw your head hurts. Spell it with a Z you pontificating pompous a$$. American comedian - American spelling.
Can you imagine his outlook on selfies, or tik tok......... We miss you George.........you had a way with words, and a vision and understanding of the world, that most will never comprehend. Geopolitical, climate, political, common sense..ETC, too many to list, but be sure, he meant every word
Gosh, how old is this? 30 years ago? He might as well do this last month and it is still legit as hell.
1996
And even worse in 2019
@@zer0deathz371Yeah its tripled the stupidity.
90's
Yeah, it's almost like edgy people have been complaining about the same shit since forever (I'm not complaining, but let's not pretend that this is super fresh).
George knew how to call out *everybody* on their bullshit. That's a talent we need more of.
Can you imagine how donny would react to his humor? Oh. My. God!
Hopefully in this generic and PC society, someone will be another George. When we have to call different public workers first responders, or doctors, nurses, and surgical specialists, health care workers, or construction workers, street maintenance and garbage collectors engineering technicians, this is where I draw a line. Can't pray in schools, can't display religious items in schools or on any government property. Absolute zero tolerance in schools to the point that a kid brings a picture of a gun to school, he or she is suspended. If your white and even think that the person next to you is not that, well your a racist. We're at a point folks that you better start thinking for your self preservation. If we don't keep our morals, the PC will kill us.
We need it but can't have it. Too many sensitive, easily offended people these days
I do it, and I'm called negative. Turns people off sometimes....I still do it, you know why...cause fuck you.
@Gravity Bound you can pray in school. Just cannot be lead by or organized by faculty or teachers. Aside from that how would you be fair balanced to all recognized religions and still be respectful to those who do not want to participate in. George would call out the overly pushy religious people in this country like he does the other groups
We need George so very badly today. 25/30 years ago and he is as relevant as ever.
He’s not relevant, shit just hasn’t changed
no...he is more relevant than ever.
@@schouten841 I concur. GC is absolutely never been as relevant as today
Imagine the fun he would have with Smartphones. George Carlin - gone too soon.
he just described facebook way ahead of its time
I'd love to here what he'd have to say about D bags that post pictures of their fucking lunch on twitter. XD
As if my friends really need/want to see my dirtbike, new chainsaw, rental car I got @DFW, or the blue jay I hit with my beat up Honda when I was 19.
@@billolsen4360 I know I dont but Im not your friend
And Instagram, and Twitter, and Snapchat, and Pinterest, and...and...and...
Yup
Carlin should've seen selfie-sticks.
It's not even a new thing. It was done in 90s with Kodak disposable cameras.
kamenridernephilim stfu
meshuggah dave stfu you dipshit.
SoulKiller7Eternal stfu impotent loser.
Carlin would go on a spiel about beating people to death with bats for using them
Come back, George, we need you desperately!
Drop some of your needs
George was and will be by far the best comedian ever...his comedy is almost like prophecy...
George Carlin for President in 2020!
I miss George Carlin, I loved his common sense, very direct, hysterically truthful comedy!
The world needed this dude.
We're fucked without him cursing at everything
Ramon Gomide we don't need him. what he did is teach us. and Us to continue his ways, in our own way. honest and Crude.
We at least have Bill Burr
@@ryanralph7494 and jim Jeffries...
@@ryanralph7494 Although I like Bill he isn’t even close to George.. not even remotely close. Nobody has nor observation and critical thinking as diveloped as George nor enough balls to say that.
I'm thinking of taking on the role.
Bill burr is doing gods work too
my god how have I not seen this before
his energy is astounding
its cus hes a coke head lol
i know many drug free people with this kind of energy..
He mocks religion a shit ton. He was an atheist. It's probably the drugs.
@@redengineer4380 wtf kind of logic is that
The sort of logic that just isn't logic? It wasn't meant to be logical.
Oh man, he'd flip shit over everyone's obsessive narcissism with selfies and using their phones to capture everything...
Like all these social media divas standing there holding that stupid phone out there like it's a fing mirror or something. The vanity of these self important women makes me wish massive hanging hemeroids for them all.
Carlin would've lost his mind with all the social media platforms.
I had something I said on Facebook not the first time though. But this was really stupid. I said I wear the same clothes every I'm not out to impress people
Yesssssss texting too smart phones
The Micky mouse rant applies to the kardashians now
It's no wonder this world doesn't take our country seriously anymore; we waste valuable television time informing it's citizens of the age of an imaginary rodent and the everyday goings on of a trio of Armenian hookers!!!
I wish they were imaginary.
They would probably love being fucked in the asshole with a big rubber dick. Otherwise why bother making their ass looking so disproportionate and grotesque.
Anime..
Does that mean Kanye or Trump is Goofy?
RIP George. You was and still the greatest comedian.
and bill hicks ^.^
*you were and still are
Rip....how stupid is that... See...he left material for the rest of us😂
Definitely a one of a kind and will always be remembered. Guy pretty much nailed everything wrong with society and made ludicrous fun of everything and everyone. One of the greatest comedians to have ever graced a stage with his presence.
RIP George, you will never be forgotten
i agree!
" too many choices, america. *not healthy* "
me: *looks at steam library*
Me: looks at steam libary
George woud be proud
"I heard that." lol
After watching Carlin's "Stuff" bit, keeping digital games instead of physical copies could be considered minimalism
@@Radnick0024 that works, I'm more talking about steam sales and how people buy games they never play
@@felixftw4702 I'm aware of the running unplayed Steam games joke haha. At least Steam _has_ sales, wheras GameStop or whatnot don't budge an inch with their prices, and "previously owned" seldom reduce past 10%
Man I love how he put his anger and frustration into comedy. He was truly one of the best comedians ❤️
I am having one of the worst days of my life, yet george carlin still makes me laugh hysterically. Love this man, RIP
Almost a decade of days since then. How are ya?
I was going to ask the same
@@Samos900 "FINE!!" lol
It doesn't matter how many times I watch George Carlin stand-ups. They always make me laugh! I miss you, George!!! T.T
Same! I used to have all his standups on my phone, watched them every day before going to bed, laughing every time. XD ♥
I absolutely, unreservedly concur. GC is forever there when you are having a crappy day.
George Carlin was way ahead of his time
If only we could bring George back, so honest .... love him, sadly there are not enough ppl on this planet like him.
The fact we love him means we have a little George Carlin in us all.
I bring him back regularly just to keep myself a bit sane 😉
Can you imagine. Todays world would provide him with soooooo much material.
i love this guy!
hes a legend!
Carlin And Zappa. Two men who didn't suck up to the world...and now they are gone. Sad.
I'm not religious but A-fuckin'-men brother!
Was lucky enough to see them both in concert.
Lucas Michaels...but to be fair, Zappa sucked, his music was shit, at least Carlin was great at his craft....
Branon Fontaine Steve vai>zappa
LiberalsAreWorthless People who don’t like Zappa are invariably not musicians, like his music or not he’s one of the most progressive composers of the 20th century. Also Watermelon in Easter Hay, nuff said.
@@branon6565 lmao you're a fucking moron that clearly knows nothing about music
There won't ever be another genus comedian like this! NEVER! I'm glad I can see him in retrospect.....
To this day, Back in Town from 1996 will always be my absolute favorite George Carlin special and George Carlin was the greatest American comedian on planet Earth. George Carlin's speech on Free-Floating Hostility is pure gold, his rant on camcorders and George Lucas movie magic was hysterical, and George Carlin as a great American comedian never gets old.
Mikey mouse bit is always makes me fall on the floor in hysterical laughter! ))) George, you have no idea how much we're missing you and people like you in this world!
+jeFF Fury ~> I loved when Ed "Big Daddy" Roth created the Rat Fink as the anti-Mickey Mouse. ♣
God, if he could see us today...
He's probably down there screaming up at us
@@BlackhawkU9 ...he'd rip Taylor swift to complete unidentifiable shreds
He'd say, *"Holy fucking shit, this world's fucking fucked. It is, it is, I tell ya. I wonder how long it's gonna be until God says, 'Fuck this.' and throws a fucking rock at us. I mean he did it to the dinosaurs, so why the fuck not to us, right? Am I right? Whatever they did to piss him off, I tell ya we must be getting pretty fucking close to repeating. Good night everybody. Remember, eat ass, smoke grass."*
If he hates camcorders he should see everyone doing Tiktoks in public
He knocked me out on my first time seeing him in 1970's ...my god he got even better in the 90's and beyond!! What a legend...😆
This guy is just off the charts brilliant...
Oh George....the recording everything shit is so much worse now
jdprettynails I like that people in the future will know more about us than any other past generation.
jdprettynails yea i agree with social media and all , people are insane
Would have loved to have heard him rip into Fake Book.
Doesn’t anyone just take a fuckin walk anymore.
The delivery was just so golden. Man I miss this guy.
Wat a legend 2019/2020. Still a man who says it on point. We miss George c
"I hear that" has been replaced with "right?" . Anytime you say anything anymore, somebody has to say.."right?". God...I miss this man. He would have a Fucking field day with shit now.
+Stephanie Baker I just cringe with annoyance when someone says, "I know right?" I agree that George would have a field day with this crap that people do today, especially with these attention hounds that have to take 10 + selfies a day and post them on a social network.
+Stephanie Baker ~> And George's misuse of "Nimrod" is inspired by a classic Bugs Bunny/Yosemite Sam cartoon. Generations of kids seeing thar cartoon have misunderstood what Nimrod means. But his use adds to his humor. ☺
Youre RIGHT...lol just playing
Right
..!!!!!!!!!
James Scherbenske ~> "RIGHT!!!" was from Bill Cosby's classic Noah And The Lord comedy monologue. ☺
I sadly realized how much George would be needed today...totally relevant today as it was yesterday
I love it!!
Even more so now. Seeing how the woke mob attacks Dave Chappelle, Carlin would lay them to waste.
I never had an uncle I knew in life, but if I could pick an "Uncle Dave" it would be George Carlin.
A man of wisdom and warnings wasnt a comedian in my eyes he was a public speaker and a realist one of the greatest public speakers of all time
George Carlin would aggressively shun the UA-cam comment section.
That or just pin himself saying fuck you all as the top comment
Nawh, he'd aggressively shun the UA-cam censorship
My God the flame wars that man would ignite would have destroyed the souls of internet trolls.UA-cam would have to repeatedly turn the comments option off on him just to cool things down.😛
Especially the nutjobs who keep making the 0% ... and 100% talents in MVs
Or he'd make a complaint/fuk u joke out of it...lol
camcorder!! oh what would he said about iPhone and selfies.
Vaibhav Gupta it would of probably been as funny as f\":k
Adam Hester I "thank God" that he didn't live to see it.
true, but my god he would of ripped the piss out of them
I heard that..
+Vaibhav Gupta Theres nothing bad with iPhones (at least 4 series). But selfies - yeah, Im tired of that shit too
If only George had lived long enough to see the age of social media.
I only discovered George recently and I can't get enough of him.How I wish He was around.
Aolar L no shit I feel the same way
Welcome to the party pal.
@@Filthy_LarryYeah, lucky you. Wait a minute, theirs no such things luck! What, you gonna tell me theirs some freakin Luck Fairy flying around?
It is not just Mickey Mouse. Why do news talk about celebrities at all? How is Megan Fox having a crappy haircut news?
You don't see TMZ talk about the economy crisis.
or How the National Debt exceeded $18 Trillion
Anime Alex Or more recently, how Joaquin Guzman escaped from prison!
+Schwarzer Ritter Or Lamar Odom has gone into a COMA after binge-ing @ the Bunny Ranch! And when he woke up after three days, there was Khloe sitting there!
+Ruby Parchment If you had to be around those Kardashian hags wouldn't you want to OD too?
easy distractions from real issues
This guy is Fucken Amazing
+Super Vegan Suave Listen to Richard Pryor to. You will laugh your ass off.
a true American.
Americans should be proud.
Have you ever watched carlin? Because he's got a but about how stupid people are to be proud over something they have no control over
Thank You George . .. for the being you were... And still are .....
Rest in peace George, I'm still laughing. This man is one of the best comedians I've ever listened to. He is missed.
this dude is a fucking legend!!!!
Was :(
Mordred-S and now you got me crying..... well done!!!
butcher bill :( its a sad truth
yes-ALL
A person's legendary status exists beyond their natural shell's timeline. Therefore, he most certainly is a legend. ;)
I love how there's that one guy who yells "FUCK YEAH"
Free Floating Hostility indeed. Beautifully written and executed. Saw him twice live. Just the best. ❤
The Original Savage was George Carlin XD
I need a brown ribbon, damn!
Joel HC Can you send one for me buddy?
Get me one to please
Well why don't you make one? smh
@@kyokogodai-ir6hy fun fact: I actually made one by that time LOL
If we had 10 million Carlins living today still not enough.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I almost fell down the steps during the Mickey Mouse bit. By the time he finished talking about the panda thing, I was laughing so hard that I was crying.
Wow, this guy is awesome. xD Each of his video gives me stomach pain. I would pay all my money too see one of his show. Dammit that I weren't born earlier.
me too man I would give anything to have seen him live
I saw him on his last year..... "it's bad for yah" was the tour.... he was in very rough shape.... still hilarious though
I saw him in 05 when he was straight out of rehab for wine and Vicodin lol I’ll never forget it!
Taotaomona yes sir, that was the first thing he said when he came out on stage. He was always open about his Coke addiction in the 70s but he did become addicted to vikes and Red wine to be exact back in 04. Here is an article detailing this..
www.nytimes.com/2005/11/04/arts/television/refusing-to-coast-on-7-infamous-words.html
I would have loved to see his reaction to Kim Kardashian and Kardashians LOL
Dawood Safi i doubt he would even think they were important enough to ever mention.
+Dawood Safi Don't forget LAMAR's recent three-day COMA after binge-ing @ the Bunny Ranch.
its the fans that give them the platform that are the cancer
Like gas fumes to a flamethrower.
"everywhere you go now there's some dick..." this part kills me every time
"Some Yoyo Yoyo"😂😂
"Some putts"
The "pick a fucking name" thing is so ungodly true today it's almost frightening
miss this guy!! glad I got to see him live before he passed
I missed seeing him by 2 months
Love and miss you George, your philosophy on so many subjects has helped me in more ways than I could ever explain or repay. George is one of those philosophical comedians that comes along only once every couple of generations. If you don't have your mind and eyes open due to close-mindedness, you will not recognize it when he/she comes around.
Judges, are appointed, every generation.
I could agree with you more. He just put it out their the truth about life.
Absolute legend ! He will never be forgotten ! The best comedian period !
I agree with everything you said 👍
I grew up listening to this inspirational nut-job and fortunately he influenced the way I still see the world. Not literally ('cause it's comedy ya know) but his progression over the years has historically been a pre-reflection of what we often think but do not act upon. Which is GOOD.
George made us laugh. Always. And as so many comedians have afterwards, he made us think.
Nutt job? Hardly.
I wish Carlin was still alive , man i miss him. can you imagine what he'd say about "Cash me outside , how bout dat" ? omg that would be a funny video.
oh my gosh. This was savage
This was.... ACCURATE.
Babar Firasat .....oh my gosh? What're you, some kind of pussy or some shit? It's Oh My Fucking God
The terms lit, savage, flex and others are words that he would hate!
Babar Firasat hate guys using that term!! Go buy some balls u fuck!!
The mickey mouse part had me dying.
HAHAAHAAHAHAAAAA!!!
When I have a bad day … watching him makes me smile again but not before laughing though. He is such a gift to us. RIP brother ✨❤️
we love you george and we miss you
" Did you ever notice that most of the ppl against abortion..are ppl you wdnt wanna fuck in the first place" hahahahah love you George hahahha
+Vox Populi lol, and that was the opening line of his special that day
Vaital V I watched that show live on HBO.
I miss George we need him back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
George was ANd, IS, BY FAR, MY PERSONAL FAVORITE 'COMEDIAN' OF ALL TIME AS WELL AS ANY ERA!! I was also intrigued by the way he prepared for every show. The man was extremely amazing!! I have seen him in 4 concerts. & own many. Almost every day i watch, LMAO, send to fam & fiends and always get replies = 😂😂😂 Please keep 'em comin 😂
🙏 R.I.P. Mr Carlin 🙏
With a shadow of a doubt THE BEST COMEDIAN AND PHILOSOPHER EVER TO GRACE THIS PLANET!!
Lets sacrifice Adam Sandler to the gods and ask them for George Carlin.
even if the gods arent listening, nobody who matters loses!
We need to contact Joe Pesci
Don't do that. They gonna curse us all for giving them such a pathetic sacrifice in exchange for Georges soul.
Carlin didn’t believe in God though.
kurgan highlander, well done sir.
George is my hero. I wish I could have met him. RIP
Oh George. You have made me laugh longer than I can remember. A national treasure.
Been binge watching George for about 2 hours now. Fuck I miss him.
proud to be a george fan
waqar syed But, if you were a real fan, you would know that you shouldn't say "proud". You should say "happy" to be a george fan.
George Carlin: What low-selfesteem people you are to be proud of somebody you hear?
Absolute genius! insight, intelligence, cleverness, content, and delivery and execution are absolutely stellar. He doesn't even have to be that funny actually. Him exposing bullshit about people makes it funny enough. That was always his key.
Christ almighty - Carlin meant 'Cellphones/Mobile phones' when he was ranting about Camcorders....
What a fucking prophet this legend was......💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
You've compiled the best. George your philosophies are being true. You are the best ever walked and talked
I still can't stop laughing, after all these years. Mickey Mouse - priceless...we miss you G...
"At the end of the day.." is my current saying that makes me want to inflict physical damage with a heavy,sharp object.
He’s has all of the good qualities of an old man over confident, grumpy, and lack of fucks to give rip the legend
George is saying everything I'm thinking its just he can perfectly say it like no other.
What a legend....I still can't believe he's gone. He would have so much more to say now.
He is and always will be the best comedian of all time!
He reminds me so much of my grandfather, god he was my role model
It's not often I agree with EVERYTHING someone says, including George. But this time, I have NO disagreements whatsoever! None! All these years later, I still agree 100% with all this material!
If George were still with us today in April 2020, I'm sure he would add cellphones to this list, among other topics.
I'm sick of being in the grocery store, & hearing other people yacking on their damn phones! Worse, they aren't talking in a normal tone of voice, THEY'RE YELLING!!! If the call is so damn important, take your ass outside, sit in your car, & talk in a normal voice! I'm getting too old to stop myself from telling you to STFU!!! I don't want to hear half a conversation bellowed from two aisles over!!!
R.I.P. George.
You are missed.
I wish this man was my grandfather the hilarious stories haha
he was a legend!...so sophisticated,but in tune with society...correct on a lot of issues of the future!
Man, I hate making quote marks in the air.
I wish my drill sergeant was George Carlin. He reminds me of George so much
This guy was the absolute best! :)
Also, people who end every sentence with "LOL".
UltimateXtreme Yeah lol. You're so right lol. I have no concept of irony lol. (lols until my head fucking explodes)
I hear that lol
"LOL"
UltimateXtreme YES!!
rite tho lol
I really wished this man was immortal, and still alive... I want to hear him talk about this decade
The one with mikey mouse got me out of guard 😂😂😂 lmao
Carlin ... the King of comedy ... laughs and laughs ... loved it. Thank you.
2:24 ... As a 17 year old I walked (6 miles) to the bus station in hot summer sun .. I was headed to a relitives house in hope of getting a job, in the big city .. I had on cheap Converse shoes, carried a canvas duffel bag (this was in the 1960's), jeans, an army surplus combat coat, and a cowboy hat (for protection from the sun) .. at the bus station I overheard a small boy ask his mom "Is that a real cowboy mom?" ...she said "yes I think so"! :) ... OK so a legit reason to wear a cowboy hat, in my opinion :)
Mike Baxter an army surplus combat coat in the hot summer sun.. Heat stroke much
George Carlin is one person we should bring back from the dead. Someone society needs so desperately right now.
After each on of his rants in this Floating Hostility, you could say, "it's worse today!" God we need George Today!