+Mark Spies Really? I'm so sorry you had to wait so long. I grew up with him, starting way back with the Hippy-Dippy Weatherman. The way he could just skewer some of our invented terms was nothing short of genius. Loved him. ENJOY :)
+57Strudel ya i looked up the 7 dirty words after watching that sponge bob Clip on them for the hell of it searched that up found his routine on them and been hooked since.
+Nico Tena quirks? lol... "Quirks" does not even come close to explaining why people build "Quene Anne" style wood/plaster/shingle homes... little pig houses of sticks... in Tornado zones... aren't they sacrificing their children to impress a dead Queen's descendants into giving them an extra dollar? ... and sacrificing their own children to die in a Tornado in order to do so? Why not just build Tornado Proof Houses? ... because i doubt the people in Europe are very Impressed by people who sacrifice their children to try to impress strange people on another Continent who give not one flying fuck whether or not they are even alive.
The 336 people that disliked this video are on non-stop flights. Rumor has it, they've been up there for 10 years and didn't appreciate George's mocking of their plane situation.
In my opinion this is the single most legendary standup routine in human history. I've watched it probably 100 times and it *never* fails to make me laugh.
jesus, your pilot must have had quite the sense of humor, or was so damn confident in himself that he couldn't crash in the ocean. either way, it's dangerous thinking when you're in charge of the lives of strangers.
DAMIEN MILLS you're right! Pilots shouldn't be so confident as to think they can fly a plane without crashing it into the ocean. It's dangerous thinking to make a joke like that, he may forget that landing on water is bad! Just because he flies a plane all day, every day, doesn't mean he won't forget not to land on the water.
@Christina Reynolds I agree that he was trying to be funny. But some people are so uptight that he might have scared the shit out of someone who was nervous about flying and actually asked to get off before the take off
Michael c only some of them are true just because some flight attendants say things and some of the people who work at the boarding desk say we will now start the boarding process, I've heard tons of them say we will begin boarding or we will start boarding or basically any version that couldn't be shorter or more simple.
Christina Reynolds The only one stupid here is apparently you, he said that no one is going to tell if it really was crash into ocean, and anyways most of the landing can be considered crashes.
@Christina Reynolds Many others do find him funny. It had already become clear to me, from reading your various comments, that you do not. You are assuming that he personally has "narcissism, hatred and disgust" in all aspects of his being, when all you are seeing here is what he puts forth publicly on stage which sometimes involves portraying a character, like how most of the lyrics of Randy Newman's song "Short People" were portraying a character. It's become clear to me from George's interviews that although parts of what George said in comedy routines reflected his real feelings, others were wordplay about English language oddities and exaggerated satires of prejudice for comedy effect, not meant to be taken entirely literally as you seem to assume. I did already write to you elsewhere that I saw your point about "near miss." You just took quite a broad swipe at many of George's fans you do not even know, by implying they are not intelligent, mature, thinking adults and that they are so ego driven they only use watching George's routines to try to feel like one. I am sorry about whatever seemingly went wrong in your life that contributed to your bitterness. Have a nice day.
@Christina Reynolds You ain't judging him fairly, cause you calling him all of these fancy terms without even knowing who he is really like. Worse of all, you judge him based on a character he is playing as a comedian, which is his job. You can judge him, sure, but when people respond negatively because they believe that your judgement is unfair, don't get angry.
Oh yes, he’s still my favorite! The 10 commandments & soft language still crack me up. Then I think about what he’s saying & I agree with him. And what he said about abortion 25yrs ago, it’s hard to believe that he’s still in the news with that
He is now screaming up at us, or more likely, part of The Big Electron, WOW! If he was, wrong, he is watching the off the charts example of entropy, the current election has wrought, WITH GLEE!!
This is why he was the greatest that ever did it. He could make anything funny through his keen wit and expert analytical skills. Not only that, his act aged like fine wine, simply getting better and better as the decades passed. He regularly turned nothing into something like it was a cakewalk throughout his whole career. Except often, like moments here, there was something and we were that much more... enlightened, if you will, for having him point it out. I don't throw this word around very often but he was absolutely genius.
+Mattydigs Exactly as you said, turning nothing into something. He would have a LOT of material to work on nowadays, with all the bullshit happening around the world.
+Matthew Calabresse My brother and i had a flight last year. when they began the safety lecture we laughed the whole time, barely paying attention cuz we were thinking about this skit.
That'd short for that would meaning past tense I know he's been dead hence that would if he was alive I would've said how fun it must be to fly with Carlin like get a life
@118193103885851617021 Thats the genius of Carlin. He offends them because they take it the wrong way and his brutal honesty exposes them for what they are
In global news today. in a meeting with North Korea's leader Kim jong-in President George Carlin was recorded saying EATSHITMOTHERFUCKER! EATSHITMOTHERFUCKER!! EATSHITMOTHERFUCKER!!!
He sure had the best command of the English language of any comic. I never once heard him stumble or trip over words. He was a great speaker, especially with really awkward phrases or long lists of words.
George Carlin had been doing comedy for so long....and I still think this is the funniest 12 minutes he ever put together. If I am ever down or in the dumps, it's this piece that brings me back.
Carlin is wonderfully funny on airlines and language. A comedian from the past (1960s) you'd all enjoy on the same topic is SHELLEY BERMAN. His "Inside Shelley Berman" (on UA-cam) blew the top off the charts in his day. Have a look. . . .
My favorite comedian of all times. Everyone who watches him gets a great laugh and an education at the same time. R.I.P. George thank you for everything love ya Bro
To this day, whenever I'm on an airplane, at the very least I have to crack a smile when the flight attendants are going through this whole spiel, because I'm thinking of Carlin the entire time.
I had chemo and had to sit on chair for 3 hours and found his humour the best, had my earphones on and must have been laughing my head off. Best medicine when your sick. Told friends who have cancer to do the same. Time goes by so fast with this great man
I'd seen this show when a friend of mine got the video when we were in college. Later in 1998, I took my first trip on a commercial plane. I was a little nervous since I'd never flown before, but then the safety lecture started. George Carlin was in my head the whole time doing this skit, and it really helped take the edge off my nervousness.
Man, George Carlin's shows are going to age so well with time. Many decades later, his comedy will be studied to understand our times better. One of these days, I will buy all George Carlin DVDs and keep it with me for when I am old I can watch it on my old DVD player while everyone is using hologram or some shit.
Love Carlin. Currently reading "Doublespeak" by William Lutz, and realizing from where some of the inspiration to this bit was taken. George delivered so much common sense and truth he is desperately missed today.
***** Yes he did drugs..Yet he learned from his mistakes and quit cocaine.He had his demons.But if you pay attention to some of his interviews he had the balls to stop the drugs before the substances stopped him.And he did it by himself without any help,so the strength of his character was amazing,when most men fail to discipline themselves.And no the drugs weren't responsible for his talent nor his death.
***** You know what?You are absolutely right.I will support the legalization of drugs with all my heart.So that more people will kick the bucket,hop the twig,bit the dust,shuffle off their mortal coil,run down the curtain and join the bleedin' choir invisibile.To ceased to be.Bereft of life,to rest in peace..more room and resources for the rest of us!
What made him so hilarious is the absolute truth of his descriptions. All of them so true that we wonder WHY we could not have written his jokes.....we felt the same way......but HE decided to use it as part of his humor. ....and it is was and is priceless. A comedic genius !
+VersipellistherogueChangeling And Ringo Star. George did Seasons 1-4 and Alec did 5-6. Ringo did the original narration for Seasons 1-2 when it first aired, George did 3-4 even on the original airings, same with Alec :3
"In the unlikely event of a water landing... Well what exactly is a water landing? Am I mistaken, or does this sound somewhat similar to CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN?! Your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device. Well imagine that, my seat cushion, just what I need. To float around the North Atlantic for several days...clinging to a pillow full of beer farts."
+Vivian Rebstock "On January 15, 2009, US Airways Flight 1549 (AWE1549), an Airbus A320 piloted by Captain Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger and First Officer Jeffrey Skiles, made an unpowered emergency water landing in the Hudson River after multiple bird strikes caused both jet engines to fail." -Wikipedia
+Big Dookie I was quoting my favorite part :). What he said is the same thing that runs through my mind when they go over the safety brief. I've always been a nervous flyer.
+Big Dookie that is funny lol. So you're the only one out of the family that is bothered by flying? I think I've just watched too many mayday tv shows and air crash investigation. I can't stand the feeling of take off and the climbing of the air plane...I always feel like the bottom is going to fall out from under me...I just don't like planes. Unfortunately, because of my job I'm always flying...scares me every time no matter how often I fly.
+Big Dookie I agree. You are more likely to survive a car crash than an airplane crash. Once an airplane starts falling out of the sky death is imminent.
It doesn't matter how many times I watch videos of him, George Carlin makes me literally cry with laughter whenever I watch him. The man had a real gift for turning seemingly trivial things into absolute comedy gold. As well as for seeing through the bullshit in everyday society and telling it like it is. We need people like him in the world. Unfortunately nowadays they are few and far between.
Can you imagine if George was alive with, smart phones, selfies, Justin Bieber, Miley Cirus & Donald Trump running for President? His acts would be off the chart. RIP George, so honored I got to see him live about 10 time. He was and will always be the BEST!!
LOL I'm watching him now. "Put your seat back forward, Well I don't bend that way if I did I'd be in Porno movies" One time I was in the 2nd row & his facial expressions up close. Hysterical!!
Lol, I remember "discovering" Carlin and downloading bits on audiogalaxy (well, no utube back then...). This piece was amazing. "gettin' on the plane":)))))
George Carlin had some really really good comedy. My dad had me listen to his best one about STUFF and I still think it's his best one. God bless you Mr Carlin,may you rest in peace.
As a contractor for southwest airlines, I fly all over America. My record is 9 different flights in one week, and this is so so so true. Hilarious. So great with words. RIP
The thing that distinguishes Carlin from other comedians is that almost everything he talks about and how he relates to it is funny. Others may have good stuff mixed with mediocre stuff, but Carlin is consistently good throughout.
I cannot believe he was a narrator for Thomas and Friends in the U.S. He killed me with all those remarks about the airports, hilariously true he is. That's why I drive instead of fly.
How bout predetermined? "this had a predetermined result". No, it had a determined result. If it was predetermined, it didn't happen yet. Or pre-algebra. THAT'S ALGEBRA! You're already learning the basics of algebra that still counts as algebra! Pre-algebra is whatever you're doing before you get to algebra
![George Carlin - Flying [Live from NYC '92]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/46fOtLfYC4Q/mqdefault.jpg)
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Miss him. We're so lucky we have UA-cam.
Yeah, he is missed, but he definitely left his mark on humanity.
I just found him less then 24 hours ago already suggesting it to people
+Mark Spies Really? I'm so sorry you had to wait so long. I grew up with him, starting way back with the Hippy-Dippy Weatherman. The way he could just skewer some of our invented terms was nothing short of genius. Loved him. ENJOY :)
+57Strudel ya i looked up the 7 dirty words after watching that sponge bob Clip on them for the hell of it searched that up found his routine on them and been hooked since.
yep me too!
The man had the gift of being able to take the quirks of the English language and turn them into comedy genius.
His facial and body expressions are the icing on the cake.
+Nico Tena quirks? lol... "Quirks" does not even come close to explaining why people build "Quene Anne" style wood/plaster/shingle homes... little pig houses of sticks... in Tornado zones... aren't they sacrificing their children to impress a dead Queen's descendants into giving them an extra dollar? ... and sacrificing their own children to die in a Tornado in order to do so? Why not just build Tornado Proof Houses? ... because i doubt the people in Europe are very Impressed by people who sacrifice their children to try to impress strange people on another Continent who give not one flying fuck whether or not they are even alive.
godseesyouthrumyeyes
Wow, all that on a comedy thread? I hear where you are coming from but maybe it belongs somewhere else? No offense.
it is George Carlin comedy... what did you comment for? because you hate George Carlin type honesty? Maybe you are in the wrong place.
Besides... its funny as Hell...
The 336 people that disliked this video are on non-stop flights. Rumor has it, they've been up there for 10 years and didn't appreciate George's mocking of their plane situation.
Their emergency plane situation
Little do they know, they’re about to make a sudden stop at a cornfield or housing development.
In my opinion this is the single most legendary standup routine in human history. I've watched it probably 100 times and it *never* fails to make me laugh.
agreed and this video cuts early, theres actually a funnier couple minutes after this that kill me everytime
His stand up on the subject of Time was way better.
The best 😂
'Saving the planet' is my go to clip of all that he did ... absolutely golden !!
@@davidthompson2591 omg that one kills me
The older he got the better he became, a rare thing in entertainment.
Tommyfazz is it?
A lot of them became just depressing. Not like in sense of humor but actually just sad and sometimes angry.
Yeah even though he turned into papa smurf
Less and less f&#ks to give.
Yes but not too old. Listen to Joe rogan podcast, he was really bad at the end. When it get sick.
I actually heard this announcement, "In the unlikely event that this flight turns into a cruise" ....
jesus, your pilot must have had quite the sense of humor, or was so damn confident in himself that he couldn't crash in the ocean. either way, it's dangerous thinking when you're in charge of the lives of strangers.
DAMIEN MILLS you're right! Pilots shouldn't be so confident as to think they can fly a plane without crashing it into the ocean. It's dangerous thinking to make a joke like that, he may forget that landing on water is bad! Just because he flies a plane all day, every day, doesn't mean he won't forget not to land on the water.
It was a flight from Las Vegas, NV to Syracuse, NY... On board a 727 and the plane was older than the crew.
Lmao😂
@Christina Reynolds I agree that he was trying to be funny. But some people are so uptight that he might have scared the shit out of someone who was nervous about flying and actually asked to get off before the take off
He was the most astute and intelligent comedian ever. His observations were amazing.
Carlin wasn't a comedian; he was a philosopher with a sense of humour.
"Get on the plane, get on the plane"
"Fuck you, I am getting IN THE PLANE"
Let evil knievel get on the plane
"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure...ROOF FLIES OFF!!!"
Yep we all heard what he said. Repeating it doesn't make it any funnier.
+james madison DILLIGAF
+Kael2450
Yes.
Well, you must be the life of the party. Let him do what he wants. You've repeated a video quote in the comment section before, I'm SURE OF IT!
+Joseph Armenta the funny thing is he only picked up on mine, don't see the guy commentating on the other quote comments for this video.
His way with timing, inflection, intonation and body language is perfect
Having worked in the airline industry for 25 years Carlin made me laugh hysterically at all these things we considered routine in our daily job. 😎
Michael c I also worked in airline industry for 41 years........to was great!!!!
I also worked for the Airline Industry. 75 years and this guy always made me laugh
Michael c only some of them are true just because some flight attendants say things and some of the people who work at the boarding desk say we will now start the boarding process, I've heard tons of them say we will begin boarding or we will start boarding or basically any version that couldn't be shorter or more simple.
Yeah, probably after they saw this routine!
You have to remember this shit is like 20 years old.
Normally it's easy to pick one standout hilarious comment in a video, but that was genius from start to finish - just brilliant.
19perception83 Agreed!
Thumbs up!!
I was listening to this while waiting for boarding my plane. People were looking at me weird I was laughing so much.
I've had the same experience! Priceless
I'm counting on this video to keep me sane on our next flight. :)
Sonofabitch, I laugh my ass off
Amy don't you will get paranoid Amy Watson
WHEN I GET ON ( ERR...GET IN ) THE PLANE, I ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM AND LAUGH A LOT...
Carlin was one of the smartest comedians ever! I miss him. I saw him in person and he was sensational!
It never gets old, and only gets more true
George Carlin is the master of pointing out the obvious and making it funny.
Daniel Fagan Seinfeld too
Christina Reynolds The only one stupid here is apparently you, he said that no one is going to tell if it really was crash into ocean, and anyways most of the landing can be considered crashes.
@Christina Reynolds But what George does is called comedy entertainment.
@Christina Reynolds Many others do find him funny. It had already become clear to me, from reading your various comments, that you do not. You are assuming that he personally has "narcissism, hatred and disgust" in all aspects of his being, when all you are seeing here is what he puts forth publicly on stage which sometimes involves portraying a character, like how most of the lyrics of Randy Newman's song "Short People" were portraying a character. It's become clear to me from George's interviews that although parts of what George said in comedy routines reflected his real feelings, others were wordplay about English language oddities and exaggerated satires of prejudice for comedy effect, not meant to be taken entirely literally as you seem to assume. I did already write to you elsewhere that I saw your point about "near miss." You just took quite a broad swipe at many of George's fans you do not even know, by implying they are not intelligent, mature, thinking adults and that they are so ego driven they only use watching George's routines to try to feel like one. I am sorry about whatever seemingly went wrong in your life that contributed to your bitterness. Have a nice day.
@Christina Reynolds
You ain't judging him fairly, cause you calling him all of these fancy terms without even knowing who he is really like.
Worse of all, you judge him based on a character he is playing as a comedian, which is his job.
You can judge him, sure, but when people respond negatively because they believe that your judgement is unfair, don't get angry.
How have I never seen this guy before? I have seriously been missing out.
Really? He's considered probably the greatest stand up comedian ever (along with Richard Pryor).
Not forgetting..... Bill Hicks.
he's like the god of white comedy, just like Pryors the god of Black comedy.
Oh boy you have NO idea what you've been missing out!
He's awesome, I'm not an english native speaker and I enjoy him tremendously.
RiP Carlin and yes, I do care ;)
His brilliance was beyond comedy. ❤
Oh yes, he’s still my favorite! The 10 commandments & soft language still crack me up. Then I think about what he’s saying & I agree with him. And what he said about abortion 25yrs ago, it’s hard to believe that he’s still in the news with that
The best English lesson I have ever learned
Rest in peace you brilliant son of a bitch :'D
Resting in peace? I think he's down there screaming up at us. ;)
Aah, classic :p Mind fixing the toilet upstairs, it's overflowing?
God gave us among His many gifts...a sense of humor. Our loss is God's gain. George was the best!
+Cliff Riley
You seriously have no idea what Carlin believed in do you
He is now screaming up at us, or more likely, part of The Big Electron, WOW! If he was, wrong, he is watching the off the charts example of entropy, the current election has wrought, WITH GLEE!!
This is why he was the greatest that ever did it. He could make anything funny through his keen wit and expert analytical skills. Not only that, his act aged like fine wine, simply getting better and better as the decades passed. He regularly turned nothing into something like it was a cakewalk throughout his whole career. Except often, like moments here, there was something and we were that much more... enlightened, if you will, for having him point it out. I don't throw this word around very often but he was absolutely genius.
+Mattydigs Exactly as you said, turning nothing into something. He would have a LOT of material to work on nowadays, with all the bullshit happening around the world.
+Da ve looking at his material it's still entirely relevant to today's situation
It's a comedy show, not a drama, relax.
9:06, “ROOF FLIES OFF”
He was also pretty philosophical too
No one will ever come close to the genius that was George Carlin .. R.I.P. George .. you are missed by many ❤️
Brilliance....we sure miss him.
"PRESUCK MY GENITAL SITUATION!!!"
"'Louisiana is expecting a rain event!" I thought "Holy shit! I hope I can get tickets to that!"
George never gets old!😂
Remember kids, when your angry, just look up pictures of George Carlin genuinely angry
2019 and his stuff is still as amazing as always. Miss ya George.
Imagine what a flight that'd be with carlin sitting next to u
+Matthew Calabresse My brother and i had a flight last year. when they began the safety lecture we laughed the whole time, barely paying attention cuz we were thinking about this skit.
Probably pretty stinky.
Matt C it would be a weird flight considering he's been dead for 9 years.....
That'd short for that would meaning past tense I know he's been dead hence that would if he was alive I would've said how fun it must be to fly with Carlin like get a life
He'd probably be the one wearing the Grateful Dead T-shirt and the "F**k You!" hat
I love this guys humor. Best of all is knowing he's offending so many people at once.
If people don't take it the wrong way, he's not offending a single soul.
@118193103885851617021 Thats the genius of Carlin. He offends them because they take it the wrong way and his brutal honesty exposes them for what they are
yeah, brutal honesty. I love it.
Jim Morrison Ikr
He's not, though. That was his talent. He's as edgy as you can possibly be without DIRECTLY insulting someone.
“The safety lecture continues.”
This man could never have been a politicians nor president, cus he actually cares för The People and have common sense.
In global news today. in a meeting with North Korea's leader Kim jong-in President George Carlin was recorded saying EATSHITMOTHERFUCKER! EATSHITMOTHERFUCKER!! EATSHITMOTHERFUCKER!!!
@@scottchandler8613 ha ur funny, but funnier if u shut ur piehole
He sure had the best command of the English language of any comic. I never once heard him stumble or trip over words. He was a great speaker, especially with really awkward phrases or long lists of words.
This is some of the hardest I've laughed in a long time.
KellyAnn McGregor douche
George Carlin had been doing comedy for so long....and I still think this is the funniest 12 minutes he ever put together. If I am ever down or in the dumps, it's this piece that brings me back.
Like many poets and authors of the past, Carlin will always remain relevant!
I'm a retired flight attendant and this is one of the greatest
Always loved him. He reminds me so my much of my f is rst love. Truly he is was the greatest comedian/philosopher. He is missed.
George Carlin is the best comedian of all time!
I loved this man! Thank you George for life time of laugh and joy that you left with us! RIP.☹🙏
BEST...COMEDIAN....EVER....
One of the very greats. I miss him.
*greatest
Funniest guy ever. I haven't seen anybody funnier than him in my whole life. He should have been immortal, we need good humour!
Carlin is wonderfully funny on airlines and language. A comedian from the past (1960s) you'd all enjoy on the same topic is SHELLEY BERMAN. His "Inside Shelley Berman" (on UA-cam) blew the top off the charts in his day. Have a look. . . .
Robin Williams
@@thelateshift9982 Carlin is wayyyyy better
@@nmor30 Depends on the humor style, they both have unique approaches
@@nmor30 Carlin is the best at standup, with pre-planned material. Robin Williams is the best ever at improv, by far.
My favorite comedian of all times. Everyone who watches him gets a great laugh and an education at the same time. R.I.P. George thank you for everything love ya Bro
Thank you George, you've always been there for me over the years. Even though you are gone, still make me laugh. You will live on
This is one of the greatest comedy bits in history
My favourite comedian! Brilliant man.
+Biljana Malesevic He wasn't a comedian,he was a satirist.
I agree, you are right. He was extremely funny though his subjects were intelligent and serious. Now that's something!
+Biljana Malesevic Carlin je bio komičar u početku,kasnije je bio filozof,u svakom slučaju najbolji u tome što je radio!
+Michael “'Taker Fan” Daehn He was a black comedian
The way he presents most trivial things, is just absolutely genius. This man was a pure genius.
To this day, whenever I'm on an airplane, at the very least I have to crack a smile when the flight attendants are going through this whole spiel, because I'm thinking of Carlin the entire time.
"Get on the plane" Fuck you. I'm getting in the plane. There seems to be less wind in here." LOLOLOLOL!!!!
A true genius. Out of this world and age. Sorely missed.
Redd Foxx too
Med ago Pantograzclie
I had chemo and had to sit on chair for 3 hours and found his humour the best, had my earphones on and must have been laughing my head off. Best medicine when your sick. Told friends who have cancer to do the same. Time goes by so fast with this great man
I'd seen this show when a friend of mine got the video when we were in college. Later in 1998, I took my first trip on a commercial plane. I was a little nervous since I'd never flown before, but then the safety lecture started. George Carlin was in my head the whole time doing this skit, and it really helped take the edge off my nervousness.
I love how sarcastic he is " look, they nearly missed" I don't bend that way,if I could put my seat back forward i'd be in porno movies lmfao
It's 5am, I'm in bed, watching my tablet and raising with laughter.
Irritating auto-correction! I am roaring with laughter.
As opposed to lowering with laughter?
Man, George Carlin's shows are going to age so well with time. Many decades later, his comedy will be studied to understand our times better. One of these days, I will buy all George Carlin DVDs and keep it with me for when I am old I can watch it on my old DVD player while everyone is using hologram or some shit.
Love Carlin. Currently reading "Doublespeak" by William Lutz, and realizing from where some of the inspiration to this bit was taken. George delivered so much common sense and truth he is desperately missed today.
Yes the way he would elaborate 😶🤣
He was a brilliant man.Funny is not enough.Intelligence is necessary.Observation too.
Damn i miss you george.I just want more of you!
Yes, his humour was based on intelligence and observation, and he had loads in reserve. Can you tell me what he died of/ from?
Kevin Harron
He died from heart failure.
*****
Yes he did drugs..Yet he learned from his mistakes and quit cocaine.He had his demons.But if you pay attention to some of his interviews he had the balls to stop the drugs before the substances stopped him.And he did it by himself without any help,so the strength of his character was amazing,when most men fail to discipline themselves.And no the drugs weren't responsible for his talent nor his death.
*****
You know what?You are absolutely right.I will support the legalization of drugs with all my heart.So that more people will kick the bucket,hop the twig,bit the dust,shuffle off their mortal coil,run down the curtain and join the bleedin' choir invisibile.To ceased to be.Bereft of life,to rest in peace..more room and resources for the rest of us!
What made him so hilarious is the absolute truth of his descriptions. All of them so true that we wonder WHY we could not have written his jokes.....we felt the same way......but HE decided to use it as part of his humor. ....and it is was and is priceless. A comedic genius !
George Carlin was the only person who could tell the Airline food joke and still make it sound funny.
George was a legend. There will never be another like him.
Sometimes I can't be believe this guy and Alec Baldwin narrated Thomas the tank engine
cool
+VersipellistherogueChangeling And Ringo Star. George did Seasons 1-4 and Alec did 5-6. Ringo did the original narration for Seasons 1-2 when it first aired, George did 3-4 even on the original airings, same with Alec :3
+VersipellistherogueChangeling At least Carlin I can believe.
Damn really? I didn't know that…
...and pray to Joe Pesci.
Seat belt: High tech shit!
lol
"Pre-suck my genital situation!" I love this man!
George's movements and expressions make this bIt even funnier. LOL
+dsfddsgh i love the carry on finger thing he does
"In the unlikely event of a water landing...
Well what exactly is a water landing? Am I mistaken, or does this sound somewhat similar to CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN?! Your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device. Well imagine that, my seat cushion, just what I need. To float around the North Atlantic for several days...clinging to a pillow full of beer farts."
+Vivian Rebstock "On January 15, 2009, US Airways Flight 1549 (AWE1549), an Airbus A320 piloted by Captain Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger and First Officer Jeffrey Skiles, made an unpowered emergency water landing in the Hudson River after multiple bird strikes caused both jet engines to fail." -Wikipedia
+Vivian Rebstock Hahahahahaha laughed so hard at this.
+Big Dookie I was quoting my favorite part :). What he said is the same thing that runs through my mind when they go over the safety brief. I've always been a nervous flyer.
+Big Dookie that is funny lol. So you're the only one out of the family that is bothered by flying? I think I've just watched too many mayday tv shows and air crash investigation. I can't stand the feeling of take off and the climbing of the air plane...I always feel like the bottom is going to fall out from under me...I just don't like planes. Unfortunately, because of my job I'm always flying...scares me every time no matter how often I fly.
+Big Dookie I agree. You are more likely to survive a car crash than an airplane crash. Once an airplane starts falling out of the sky death is imminent.
He was one of a kind ! RIP George
Loved George Carlin !! Spot on stuff .
"Seatbelts. High-tech shit." - George Carlin
You think that's awesome, don't you?
Kristina S. It's pretty damn funny
Monfe
Why?
Kristina S. Because I said so. And I'm always right
Monfe
Or you're stupid.
Me and my family flew to Florida a few weeks ago. My wife got pissed when I started quoting this bit when the stewardess made their announcements
rekrings your wife sounds like a real pleasure to be around.
"IIII did not neeeeed to be told thaaaattt." 😂😂😂
This man's command and comprehension of the english was godlike😂 I see a George Carlin video...I Click!
It doesn't matter how many times I watch videos of him, George Carlin makes me literally cry with laughter whenever I watch him. The man had a real gift for turning seemingly trivial things into absolute comedy gold. As well as for seeing through the bullshit in everyday society and telling it like it is. We need people like him in the world. Unfortunately nowadays they are few and far between.
Can you imagine if George was alive with, smart phones, selfies, Justin Bieber, Miley Cirus & Donald Trump running for President? His acts would be off the chart. RIP George, so honored I got to see him live about 10 time. He was and will always be the BEST!!
+Linda Coolbaugh You were so lucky :-(
+cybercat29 Yes I was...He was brilliant. To this day, I hear his rants & always have a smile on my face
Linda Coolbaugh And it keeps you sane :-) That is why I watch George Carlin on UA-cam :-)
LOL I'm watching him now. "Put your seat back forward, Well I don't bend that way if I did I'd be in Porno movies" One time I was in the 2nd row & his facial expressions up close. Hysterical!!
Linda Coolbaugh Aww, man :-( You were so lucky :-)
...there will never be another George Carlin. May He rest in peace.
This is one of George's finest videos!!
Funny from beginning to end!!
I wish he was still alive just so I could give him my money for this gold. (and be cause he was an awesome person)
u 2 can give me the money . and i'll make sure he knows about your intention
He was funny.
But a misanthropist cynic isn't exactly my idea of an AWESOME person...
Keven Heinz If you like the word “misanthropist,” you’ll really like the word “misanthropic.”
8:59
Dloweification Why don't you buy his DVDs and let all the other shitty comedians know that Carlin's humour is where it's at ???
"The safety lecture continues"!
This is my favorite Carlin bit, because it portrays the essence of his entire comedy career. The man was a linguist, plane and simple.
Pun intended??😂
@@stacyann825 yes lol
The single greatest comedian of all time
George Carlin is so good that a channel with 700+ subs gets a video with 1 million + views.
This is the greatest 10 minutes worth of comedy I've ever watched.
But it’s 11:10
My favorite George Carlin one. It's so funny 😂 especially the safety lecture 😂
Lol, I remember "discovering" Carlin and downloading bits on audiogalaxy (well, no utube back then...). This piece was amazing. "gettin' on the plane":)))))
thefridgeman
his face impressions are funny as hell
2:04 “Well of course it was prerecorded when else are ya gonna record it? Afterwards?!!!” LMAO! Funniest shit ever. RIP George Carlin.
He was the best comedians ever there will be never anyone quite like him. He is very much missed.
We miss you George!
This never gets old! xD
I love George
George Carlin had some really really good comedy. My dad had me listen to his best one about STUFF and I still think it's his best one. God bless you Mr Carlin,may you rest in peace.
As a contractor for southwest airlines, I fly all over America. My record is 9 different flights in one week, and this is so so so true. Hilarious. So great with words. RIP
Eddie Izzard did some funny jokes on flying too. It takes genius to make comedy of mundane things. Fucking awesome! 😂
A true legend. There will never be anyone else like him. He's the best ever in my mind.
Every time I watch them demonstrate the workings of the seatbelt I think of George and this standup!
OMG This man was truly hilarious - I haven't laughed like that in a while. He was a great comedian. Sharp, harsh, insulting even, but so true...
Check out Bill Hicks on utube. George and Ron White knew him
The thing that distinguishes Carlin from other comedians is that almost everything he talks about and how he relates to it is funny. Others may have good stuff mixed with mediocre stuff, but Carlin is consistently good throughout.
Doubtlessly one of his best routines, ever.
I cannot believe he was a narrator for Thomas and Friends in the U.S. He killed me with all those remarks about the airports, hilariously true he is. That's why I drive instead of fly.
Global pandemic
All pandemics are global
Ohhh, George Carlin, you're killin' me.... Seriously, I'm hyperventilating and suffocating at the same time.
How bout predetermined? "this had a predetermined result". No, it had a determined result. If it was predetermined, it didn't happen yet.
Or pre-algebra. THAT'S ALGEBRA! You're already learning the basics of algebra that still counts as algebra! Pre-algebra is whatever you're doing before you get to algebra
LOL bravo, bravo, encore encore!!! XD
Christina Reynolds You have no sense of humor, don’t you?
@Christina Reynolds I think we learned different pre-algebras
@Christina Reynolds prepare is a word...not a prefix...he is pointing the stupid use of "pre" as a prefix.
@Christina Reynolds no your wrong...that would be pre- prepare...