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  • @killamonjaromon
    @killamonjaromon 4 роки тому +8978

    "I wanna see thousands of people in the street killing policemen"
    "I wanna know the stock market dropped 2,000 points in one day"
    "sirens, flames, smoke, bodies, graves being filled"
    He would've loved 2020

    • @amberotl5276
      @amberotl5276 4 роки тому +230

      Cars on fire ✔
      The man with bow & arrow got his car lit up yesterday

    • @THESOHAILKHAN1992
      @THESOHAILKHAN1992 4 роки тому +77

      Lets sit and enjoy

    • @kingj.642
      @kingj.642 4 роки тому +88

      If he woulda said something about a virus he predicted 2020

    • @flashfan123campbell8
      @flashfan123campbell8 4 роки тому +94

      He would have THRIVED in 2020!

    • @c.a.t4607
      @c.a.t4607 4 роки тому +65

      I hope everyone else has their notebooks out for the front row to the freak show that is America....

  • @garytoca3989
    @garytoca3989 5 років тому +6163

    He doesn’t get sidetracked or make comments about loud people, he just bulldozes over them with great content

    • @andrewryan2814
      @andrewryan2814 5 років тому +147

      I thought the title "entropy fan" was going to be about the craziness ensuing from Carlin shredding the loud guy

    • @mitchpol1432
      @mitchpol1432 5 років тому +154

      ikr.
      its annoying watching comedians stop and try to attack the hecklers. both are at wrong. but mainly the comedian, theyre wasting time trying to fool and shame rude people on every other respectful member of the audience's time.

    • @rockbandandghmaster
      @rockbandandghmaster 4 роки тому +128

      @@mitchpol1432 bill burr is really good at doing it and it being funny. Chappelle is good at making jokes about hecklers too, but most i can agree aren't funny when they do it.

    • @Danledz
      @Danledz 4 роки тому +19

      Also there aren´t as many people shouting and interrupting as today. Notice that he´s talking about self interessted liberal people, something that fits perfectly in our time

    • @grannywalter
      @grannywalter 4 роки тому +23

      @Carlos Rodriguez at least he admits it)

  • @McBehrer
    @McBehrer 11 років тому +6085

    He didn't die, he just had a critical existence cessation.

    • @MrInsaneMixer
      @MrInsaneMixer 10 років тому +366

      Actually, it was more of a living license expiration with a direct causation leading to the problems of self-cardiac assaults..
      ..in other words, he died because he was an old fuck and his ticker stopped working.

    • @anomnomnomnivore1350
      @anomnomnomnivore1350 6 років тому +22

      MrInsaneMixer may god bless you that comment killed me 😂

    • @steveendicott1855
      @steveendicott1855 6 років тому +80

      He didn't die..."He Went Awaaaay!!" He packed his shit!! Lol

    • @Gefreiter44
      @Gefreiter44 6 років тому +45

      or a terrestrial disassociation experience.

    • @HollinHexen
      @HollinHexen 5 років тому +11

      Just like an expiration date on a milk carton.

  • @bijitkonwar9415
    @bijitkonwar9415 3 роки тому +1001

    “Everyone, deep in their hearts, is waiting for the end of the world to come.”
    ― Haruki Murakami
    Wow thanks never expected that many likes

    • @nonexistenceisbliss9528
      @nonexistenceisbliss9528 3 роки тому +30

      I know damn sure as hell I am.

    • @ANTINATALIST_lewis
      @ANTINATALIST_lewis 3 роки тому +6

      I am

    • @idcbumyb
      @idcbumyb 3 роки тому +3

      Ahhhyup

    • @freemanlovesongs
      @freemanlovesongs 3 роки тому +2

      Lost people who finally feel alive again while listening to Armageddon stories totally misunderstood what his true message actually was.

    • @SendiSiradj
      @SendiSiradj 3 роки тому +7

      Some people just want to watch the world burn

  • @TomDeVito
    @TomDeVito 6 років тому +753

    "I wanna see a tornado hit a church on sunday"
    Lmfao I miss this hilarious man

    • @shantanupandey5174
      @shantanupandey5174 5 років тому +4

      2:30

    • @kenhollis6197
      @kenhollis6197 4 роки тому +1

      He made a joke about guns in church, and sadly didn't live to see that happen.

  • @arsenal1548
    @arsenal1548 5 років тому +2866

    My god... imagine his material now if he was still alive

    • @azjaguar
      @azjaguar 5 років тому +18

      Illuminati got him ...

    • @ytnoname1189
      @ytnoname1189 4 роки тому +104

      He'd be cancelled faster than you could say kelly took my kid

    • @circusdog
      @circusdog 4 роки тому +103

      You're all wrong ... This material was about now , All of Carlins material predicted the future. George was neither a Republican or a Democrat, He hated them both equally. However , to your comment I say the material would be the same because the material is about now back then.

    • @grannywalter
      @grannywalter 4 роки тому +26

      @@circusdog yes, the way he was ahead of his time is amazing. now he'd be talking about the stuff that happens in the 2050s

    • @ashleybeetnik1984
      @ashleybeetnik1984 4 роки тому +9

      Omg if this was 2020. Lololo

  • @robbader3
    @robbader3 8 років тому +2906

    So true... We are fucked. But, I have a solution. Let's bow our heads and pray, in unison.
    Dear Joe Pesci...

  • @SomeshMathur92
    @SomeshMathur92 3 роки тому +812

    It astounds me that this was and is still the only guy that spoke the unflinching truth. Fucking legend.

    • @Padre619
      @Padre619 3 роки тому +15

      I enjoy watching him more for his predictions than his great humor

    • @daithiocinnsealach1982
      @daithiocinnsealach1982 3 роки тому +2

      Search for UG Krishnamurti

    • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
      @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 2 роки тому +7

      These kinds of people are all over the place. You just have to find 'em

    • @jamessakalarios2112
      @jamessakalarios2112 2 роки тому

      As I like to say, George was and still is one of the only true contrarians in popular media to this day.

    • @JohnDoe-my5ip
      @JohnDoe-my5ip 2 роки тому +5

      Zizek’s close. Not nearly as funny, a lot more philosophical, but similar energy

  • @icantw8
    @icantw8 10 років тому +2431

    "I wanna see a tornado hit a church on Sunday."
    I love this guy.

    • @kammerspielfilms
      @kammerspielfilms 9 років тому +31

      icantw8 You do realise that he is mocking the ignorance of the people?

    • @ChewbaccaCQ
      @ChewbaccaCQ 9 років тому +17

      Bartosz Słota I think he is speaking about ppls morbidness

    • @suomynona
      @suomynona 9 років тому +29

      icantw8 Last Easter day, the church roof collapsed and injured almost everyone in my town! -- I enjoyed this.

    • @icantw8
      @icantw8 9 років тому +10

      I just did It must of been the best Easter ever.

    • @suomynona
      @suomynona 9 років тому +12

      icantw8
      It was, I even thanked god for it. I never do that.

  • @PTZOUTZ
    @PTZOUTZ 5 років тому +1190

    "The planet isn't going anywhere, we are..." So true and deeply philosophical

    • @Synthia17
      @Synthia17 4 роки тому +25

      Coronavirus: Let me introduce myself

    • @baldheaddriver5
      @baldheaddriver5 4 роки тому +24

      Million of humans are dieing in 2020, the planet is shaking us off like a bad case of fleas, a surface nusance!!..Mr Predicter, George Carlin!!

    • @adamrobat7211
      @adamrobat7211 4 роки тому +6

      Bubonic plague almost wiped out the entire planet and we still survived. Shut up.

    • @paulspears715
      @paulspears715 4 роки тому +6

      pack your shit folks

    • @bigkoi1015
      @bigkoi1015 4 роки тому

      @@baldheaddriver5 I read this at the same time he said it

  • @xavierrose8208
    @xavierrose8208 5 років тому +610

    I love how he ignores hecklers... You're there to enjoy the show, not join in with your drunken shouting.

    • @Skynet_the_AI
      @Skynet_the_AI 4 роки тому +1

      Who heckled?

    • @michaelbabb1087
      @michaelbabb1087 4 роки тому +29

      @@Skynet_the_AI All of the classless morons shouting over his act, it happens multiple times in the video

    • @Skynet_the_AI
      @Skynet_the_AI 4 роки тому +1

      @@michaelbabb1087 check! ✅ gotcha

    • @tristramgordon8252
      @tristramgordon8252 4 роки тому +16

      His act, because it's a work of art, doesn't need audience reaction, it's like a little play, rapping before rapping ?

    • @kathleenfulton9301
      @kathleenfulton9301 4 роки тому +13

      He doesn't respond to hecklers because he is not that kind of whit. He isn't a improv comic.

  • @missinginnovation8089
    @missinginnovation8089 3 роки тому +153

    people still come and learn from him today, and will forever.
    George Carlin is legend.

  • @flannelflower3036
    @flannelflower3036 8 років тому +408

    The planet is fine ... the people are fucked. Brilliant!

    • @corvus1253
      @corvus1253 7 років тому +7

      And very true.

    • @EpicJXD
      @EpicJXD 7 років тому +7

      The people are fucking the planet.

    • @Lerasify
      @Lerasify 7 років тому +1

      Nuclear Power Plants do not blow up, just wanna correct you :)

    • @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty
      @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty 2 роки тому +1

      Well...he was and always will be wrong on that. The planet is NOT fine. Much of our damage will be permanent unless more is done.

    • @emenesu
      @emenesu 2 роки тому +4

      @@ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty If it's reversible, it ain't permanent. But regardless, the planet is by no means fine.

  • @kaleidojess
    @kaleidojess 9 років тому +454

    “The Planet Isn’t Going Anywhere, WE ARE” love that line

    • @patrickteto
      @patrickteto 5 років тому +8

      That is (TRUTH) not really a far fetched line. In order for something to be considered funny there has to be a modicum of truth to it in order to generate enough question for it to become an incongruous quality causing amusement... ;)

    • @bradleycotton3237
      @bradleycotton3237 5 років тому +1

      KALEIDO jess ...Said Edward as he puffed out of the station.

    • @joewiedmeier1080
      @joewiedmeier1080 5 років тому +4

      Pack your shit folks

    • @yoginimal
      @yoginimal 2 роки тому

      The planet is fine, the people are fucked!

    • @jackstewart2258
      @jackstewart2258 4 дні тому

      I mean technically but what makes the planet special is that it has life and we've made it so that in a couple of hundred years the planet is going to be a lifeless rock in a universe of lifeless rocks

  • @Manfurias
    @Manfurias 8 років тому +2208

    Did someone punch the guy shouting in the background?

    • @lesbrown7009
      @lesbrown7009 8 років тому +214

      Awesome.
      George would approve.

    • @Skrzy33
      @Skrzy33 8 років тому +293

      paul8kangas Were you that guy shouting in the background?

    • @Skrzy33
      @Skrzy33 8 років тому +65

      paul8kangas ᕙ(>_

    • @dirtywhiteboy4963
      @dirtywhiteboy4963 8 років тому +47

      i hope!

    • @Dwemerologist
      @Dwemerologist 6 років тому +12

      paul8kangas Be quiet.

  • @Mundo-bn2ho
    @Mundo-bn2ho 4 роки тому +83

    George Carlin , I have just discovered him. Nobody ever has made me laugh so much. This is just the kind of humor we need right now.

    • @bfth121
      @bfth121 Рік тому

      Definitely my number 1 comedian, behind Bill Hicks and bill burr

  • @lakechocolate9785
    @lakechocolate9785 4 роки тому +324

    What I love, love about this man, besides every thought he provokes, is the speed at which he fires. No script, no teleprompt, no cuts.

    • @bernieburawski1446
      @bernieburawski1446 3 роки тому +26

      Actually, it is a script. He wrote it and memorized it, so it comes off as off the cuff. Rodney Dangerfield had the same way of writing his jokes and memorizing them; he had hundreds of jokes memorized so everything rolled off his tongue and it did sound spontaneous. It was all part of the act.

    • @michaelmcdoesntexist1459
      @michaelmcdoesntexist1459 2 роки тому +21

      Yeah. And Carlin always used his minor tours to practice new jokes and see how people reacted to them so when he had the big events, everything would be the best he can do. That's not talent alone, but hard fucking work. That's how the perfect shit cames out.

    • @MrMiD.Life.Crisis
      @MrMiD.Life.Crisis 2 роки тому +5

      Can you imagine trying to win an argument with him?

    • @renifer483
      @renifer483 2 роки тому +6

      It's a script. You can find literally the same words in two completely videos. I wish it wasn't a script. But he is a professional. And he had found the jokes that are funny - and put them together in the best possible form just when he became old. Yes, the standup guys become funny once they figure out the perfect script with their tested jokes they find throughout years by telling them to an audience. You don't see his fails and misery he had to go through to get to this level.

    • @josephrostkowski8631
      @josephrostkowski8631 Рік тому +1

      It’s funny cause it’s true!

  • @GamelutioN1
    @GamelutioN1 4 роки тому +2844

    Had he lived today, he would've enjoyed the coronavirus pandemic! :D

    • @starlyghtdrifter66
      @starlyghtdrifter66 4 роки тому +96

      Oh we would never hear the end of it....and we would love it....miss him

    • @What-wg5it
      @What-wg5it 4 роки тому +85

      Plandemic!

    • @willwillisproductions159
      @willwillisproductions159 4 роки тому +4

      Hopefully it’ll be over after the elections, probably not though

    • @mintgumornot
      @mintgumornot 4 роки тому +68

      @@Redbeard_1 no dude. He wouldve called the pandemic what it is: bullshit.

    • @craigrelyea9146
      @craigrelyea9146 4 роки тому +4

      Comedic Material Galore

  • @destruktivejoe2319
    @destruktivejoe2319 7 років тому +384

    He always makes me feel better no matter how bad I feel

  • @omega454545
    @omega454545 Рік тому +6

    I started watching him as a teen at the turn of the century. I go to these videos whenever I feel down. George always makes me feel better. I miss the hell out of him. I wish he was immortal or something so we could have his wisdom forever.

  • @N_B_123
    @N_B_123 7 років тому +559

    Carlin, like wine, just got better with age

    • @sebastianhaj
      @sebastianhaj 6 років тому +4

      NemaBass91 a very meaningfull comment

    • @jamesordwayultralightpilot
      @jamesordwayultralightpilot 5 років тому +5

      It's like when you read about Greek philosophers' words that will always apply to the time when you read them. His words will live on forever and people will always think he could see the future. If more people watched him growing up they might have better views of everything. Maybe we could start a religion about him...it doesn't even sound like a crazy idea.

    • @jacobshirley3457
      @jacobshirley3457 5 років тому +1

      The stuff near the very, very end of his life is very good but not the best. It's stuff right before that stuff that was the best.

    • @chrisguy6301
      @chrisguy6301 5 років тому +4

      That's the last thing he would want. THINK FOR YOURSELF LOL

    • @phillychild122
      @phillychild122 5 років тому +4

      Carlin in the 90s was unstoppable.

  • @o7_AP
    @o7_AP 4 роки тому +770

    2:47 “I wanna know the stock market dropped 2000 points in one day” I hope that wherever he is now he got to see this wish of his come true

    • @Officialalmate
      @Officialalmate 4 роки тому +11

      In the grave

    • @JohnSmith-kz8yo
      @JohnSmith-kz8yo 4 роки тому +5

      when he said that the Dow Jones was only about 8,000..lol

    • @triskalion9627
      @triskalion9627 4 роки тому +2

      Why? It's a fucking bad wish and a fucking joke stop taking everything he says literally jesus y'all are exactly like the people he hated, nit a drop of critical thinking.

    • @earningtricks-et7791
      @earningtricks-et7791 4 роки тому +16

      @@triskalion9627 he was joking. Not hating. And we are joking too not taking seriously.
      How long ago you had fun at other people's parties?

    • @OP-lk4tw
      @OP-lk4tw 4 роки тому +1

      Already the classical guy with the parties comment xddd

  • @AAllen-br8it
    @AAllen-br8it 6 років тому +569

    Let's just be glad George Carlin never fell in a vat of chemicals.

  • @pooryorick831
    @pooryorick831 2 роки тому +289

    His bit about entropy and things breaking down is almost prophetic. We have really seen that which George described come true in the last couple years. He would have been thrilled to see all the riots, fires, plague, insurrection and back biting. He would have loved it.

    • @mr.gilbert2790
      @mr.gilbert2790 2 роки тому +26

      It’s not prophetic, it’s been happening since the dawn of time. He’s just awake to see it. People like you are what he’s talking about, you only notice it when it happens to you

    • @vitalityfox
      @vitalityfox 2 роки тому

      Even the fbi admitted what happened on Jan 6th was not an insurrection you fucking idiot. Any way back when he gave this speech they had columbine, virginia tech and various other mass shootings, 9/11, a real recession where people lost their homes and ended up homeless, the never ending war in the middle east, swine flu, don't forgot the complete crash in the stock market. He was not "ahead of his time". This comment makes you look fucking ignorant. He simply had self awareness.

    • @wyett123
      @wyett123 2 роки тому +9

      @@mr.gilbert2790 I was just about to say that. Apparently it's not common knowledge that history generally repeats itself to some degree.
      I knew stuff like this was going to happen after learning history in my teenage years. And like George I was also looking forward to the stupidity of it.

    • @renifer483
      @renifer483 2 роки тому +3

      It was happening when he was alive too. You didn't notice that back then. But he did!

    • @klumpytheklown3798
      @klumpytheklown3798 Рік тому +3

      ​​@@renifer483 I noticed it, but I believed the excuses and the rationalizations. I thought George was just being funny.
      I was an idiot. Doh!

  • @Rabijeel
    @Rabijeel 8 років тому +1515

    7 Years later this looks like some prophecy....

    • @dylancaleb4169
      @dylancaleb4169 8 років тому +52

      This is much older than 7 years lol

    • @Rabijeel
      @Rabijeel 8 років тому +31

      ROBOTRIPPIN ROBOT I referred to the Date of the upload - I assumed that would be clear as he was already dead at that date....

    • @Rabijeel
      @Rabijeel 8 років тому +4

      ***** Look the comment before.....gosh.

    • @Rabijeel
      @Rabijeel 8 років тому +15

      Kittens GWT *points up*

    • @dylancaleb4169
      @dylancaleb4169 8 років тому +6

      dude this is older than 7 years you know

  • @Karlonstark
    @Karlonstark 9 років тому +1025

    save the bees
    save the trees
    save the whales
    save those snails
    i could listen to him say that all day

    • @chess_is_a_vibe
      @chess_is_a_vibe 9 років тому +35

      I found myself singing those words while doing the dishes yesterday hahah.

    • @Karlonstark
      @Karlonstark 9 років тому +16

      i love the look in his eyes when me says it

    • @filthyfilter2798
      @filthyfilter2798 9 років тому +1

      Everett Schulte x0ax0a0xax0ax0ax0a xD

    • @65coupestang
      @65coupestang 9 років тому +1

      Tyler Stull when me says it sorry to be the grammar nazi i know i might have spelled that word wrong but i never said spelling was my strong suit i think you were trying to type i love the look in his eyeswhen he says it not when me says it.. !!

    • @BenjaminGessel
      @BenjaminGessel 7 років тому +17

      Save the fowls
      Save those owls
      Save the dogs
      Save those frogs
      Save the cats
      Save those bats
      Save the lakes
      Save those snakes
      Save the bees
      Save those fleas
      Save the moose
      Save those goose
      Save the bears
      Who really cares...
      (Me personally though, I kinda like birds, owls, frogs, dogs, cats, HONEYbees, geese, moose and bears. The bats, snakes, and fleas can bite the dust, for all I care. :D I mean, who, honestly, likes fleas?)

  • @xxgmehhhejkdkkjjfctsxxsjjj5194
    @xxgmehhhejkdkkjjfctsxxsjjj5194 4 роки тому +234

    The best thing about him: HE is Honest and says what he thinks, unlike acting like someone who he isnt just to not offend people.
    Rip this legend

  • @kafikfishna8806
    @kafikfishna8806 3 роки тому +43

    I am grateful to the friend who introduced me to George Carlin in 1999. George's humor, his styles and his "rational frustrations" towards our American predicaments and paradoxes will always be welcoming islands of sanity for generations to come.

  • @mingsalt94
    @mingsalt94 4 роки тому +1332

    "I wanna see the Dow drop 2000 points"
    He predicted this 😂

    • @GEXGE11
      @GEXGE11 4 роки тому +47

      well he didn't predict it would happen every fucking day :)))))

    • @coletrain411
      @coletrain411 4 роки тому +2

      GEXGE11 he did imply he’d love it though

    • @SpinDlsc
      @SpinDlsc 4 роки тому +7

      If he were alive today, he'd be cheering every milestone the virus makes on humanity.

    • @fuierago1
      @fuierago1 4 роки тому +1

      S&P will go up 2 1/2 points in the next 10 years....

    • @tylerbonser7686
      @tylerbonser7686 4 роки тому

      How dare you misquote Carlin.

  • @sjjahoda5622
    @sjjahoda5622 5 років тому +156

    I seriously love listening to him speak truth. Wow. No matter how many times I hear him it blows my mind 🤯

  • @justin_your_cousin9273
    @justin_your_cousin9273 4 роки тому +459

    "The social structure is just beginning to collapse, you watch" Meanwhile 28 years later ...

    • @Big.Von313
      @Big.Von313 4 роки тому +31

      Slowly but surely...

    • @adamrobat7211
      @adamrobat7211 4 роки тому +18

      Commenting obscure references no one understands in an attempt to sound clever makes you sound pretentious and also makes people want to sock you in your big mouth.

    • @Thecurseofsanity
      @Thecurseofsanity 4 роки тому +4

      @@pacgang2445 fucking what

    • @chickenjuice4841
      @chickenjuice4841 4 роки тому +4

      @Dr Diablory damn bruh savage but solid words, I enjoyed reading that

    • @N-e-o1
      @N-e-o1 3 роки тому +14

      Get ready. This decade will be the hardest any generation has ever been through. The amount of change this decade will witness will astound everyone.

  • @c4esium137
    @c4esium137 3 роки тому +80

    This man was truly a genius. To think that he experienced and lived during most of the most important events of the 20th century and he was able to grasp and understand the social patterns and behaviors so well to predict with great accuracy what was about to happen in the following years. This man warned the American people long ago. Magnificent intellect!!

    • @JadeValour
      @JadeValour 27 днів тому

      And look at where we are now. George would have had a field day!

  • @hfdghwys
    @hfdghwys 4 роки тому +418

    hey, the stock market dropped 2000 points yesterday....

    • @GEXGE11
      @GEXGE11 4 роки тому +15

      every day all day for the last month at least lol 2020 be lit

    • @josealmeida5768
      @josealmeida5768 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah but.the size of the market now is much bigger. 2000 pts is not that much anymore. I wanna see 20000points in one day now.😂

  • @bradleysimmers3005
    @bradleysimmers3005 9 років тому +331

    Well, he was spot on. It's still falling apart. More so than ever before.

    • @juliolp95
      @juliolp95 9 років тому +13

      and its only gettin worse

    • @bradleysimmers3005
      @bradleysimmers3005 9 років тому +2

      juliolp95 Yessiree Bob!

    • @nightangel7239
      @nightangel7239 9 років тому +12

      +juliolp95 A prime example of people who always think that the world is going to end due to war (Or that God will come, either or) because they think the world is bad and have a delusion that it used to be any better.

    • @juliolp95
      @juliolp95 9 років тому +2

      Cute Anime Person whos talking about the planet? Get over yourself

    • @packleader1215
      @packleader1215 8 років тому

      +Bradley Simmers People that live long enough will pick up on economic patterns and can indicate where the markets are headed.

  • @NilasThomsen
    @NilasThomsen 10 років тому +323

    George Carlin was my favourite philosopher.

    • @JimTom.
      @JimTom. 10 років тому +11

      he was more of a realist

    • @brianbarnes5170
      @brianbarnes5170 9 років тому +5

      JimmY
      a skeptic also

    • @rd264
      @rd264 7 років тому +4

      he wasnt a philosofa or realist or skeptic -he was just another stupid jokester.

    • @danielsmith1529
      @danielsmith1529 7 років тому +14

      He was an intellectual provocateur. He was anything but stupid.
      His marketing skills are illustrated by the simple fact that years after he died, we are here on this site, watching and discussing him.

    • @ivankoh3779
      @ivankoh3779 7 років тому +4

      rd264 you're the fuckin joke if you can't see the genius in him

  • @hughmc1133
    @hughmc1133 3 роки тому +168

    When I heard they recently found fungi that could break down plastic it made me think about what George said. Absolute legend. The new epoch of earth plus plastic has begun.

    • @yondoodle
      @yondoodle 3 роки тому +8

      Or the fungi on the walls inside of Chernobyl!

    • @kim86gurl
      @kim86gurl 2 роки тому +11

      @@yondoodleYup. It's a cliché, but it's true. Life always finds a way. The last Tasmanian wolf/tiger died in human captivity in like 1928, I think it was, but there have been sightings of the creature for decades now. Every single year. The most recent ones with pictures that're somewhat blurry due to distance.

    • @jonnyroberts1775
      @jonnyroberts1775 2 роки тому +6

      Idk man I love carlin but this is a rare case of a bit that didn’t age well. We are in the middle of what is now an irreversible climate disaster among many other fucked up things we do to the environment. Not even carlin gets everything right

    • @shallex5744
      @shallex5744 2 роки тому

      @@jonnyroberts1775 for the last 100 years climate alarmists have been saying "if we don't change our act soon, we won't have a planet in 10 years". nothing has happened yet.

    • @jonnyroberts1775
      @jonnyroberts1775 2 роки тому +7

      @@shallex5744 that’s not true at all lmao. If anything they have been overestimating how much time we have left. Each of the past 5 years or so have been the hottest on record and that’s only the very very yip of the iceberg. Please listen to scientists, this is coming from an environmental science major so it’s fair to say I know way more than you do on the topic

  • @BYMYSYD
    @BYMYSYD 8 років тому +810

    Poor George...he missed everything he mentioned after his death.

    • @jaycepd4344
      @jaycepd4344 8 років тому +1

      +MetalAttack1986 😂😂

    • @nicholasgenovese2454
      @nicholasgenovese2454 8 років тому +3

      if he ran for president, i would vote for him

    • @A_Final_Hit
      @A_Final_Hit 8 років тому +7

      +Nicholas Genovese I vote for him anyway.

    • @samfisher645
      @samfisher645 6 років тому

      He got the Hawaiian lava right!

    • @MrMajikman1
      @MrMajikman1 6 років тому +1

      He didn't miss anything....he saw it and predicted it!

  • @BaseCu327
    @BaseCu327 10 років тому +69

    Even though Carlin was primarily being comedic I will agree with him, and throw my hat in that I'm a fan of entropy in the sense of humanity.

  • @istvanpraha
    @istvanpraha 4 роки тому +327

    OMG this sounds like my mother she is always "concerned" about accidents and tragedies, I think she secretly enjoys them.

    • @painhasgotchyu8001
      @painhasgotchyu8001 4 роки тому +4

      Think youre the idiot

    • @ImGoingSupersonic
      @ImGoingSupersonic 4 роки тому

      That so

    • @dirkdiggler2234
      @dirkdiggler2234 3 роки тому

      She make this? Really unapropriat for make new avenues.....sorry bad english aym from turkey!!

    • @bobschmidt6565
      @bobschmidt6565 3 роки тому

      @@dirkdiggler2234 allah souriya wa erdogan

    • @huntas4712
      @huntas4712 Рік тому +1

      I mean, you can still be concerned about something you enjoy after all

  • @CarinaPrimaBallerina
    @CarinaPrimaBallerina 3 роки тому +12

    One of the many things I really like about this beautiful man is the fact that he's not afraid to show us that he's a human being!

  • @flatpepsi
    @flatpepsi 4 роки тому +128

    he would've been in utter bliss this whole year. i'm literally bummed that he didn't live to see this.

    • @StrokeMahEgo
      @StrokeMahEgo 3 роки тому +11

      Don't worry. I'm sure he was "smiling up at us"

    • @flatpepsi
      @flatpepsi 3 роки тому +4

      @@StrokeMahEgo baking pies without an oven

    • @rbrb3625
      @rbrb3625 3 роки тому

      Saint George ! ! !
      - Dedication to Truth ! ! !
      ‘Nuff said.

  • @chrisn4315
    @chrisn4315 5 років тому +642

    Two planets meets...
    Planet#1: How do you do?
    Planet#2: Not so hot.
    Planet#1: Why? What's wrong?
    Planet#2: I have humans.
    Planet#1: Don't worry - that passes...

    • @carlgustav945
      @carlgustav945 5 років тому +3

      Chris N Brilliant
      Risabh 😂

    • @nowpresent2167
      @nowpresent2167 5 років тому +1

      Enjoy your time here and but do find out where you came from and why too😂😂😂

    • @w.morales9823
      @w.morales9823 4 роки тому +4

      r/imfourteenandthisisdeep

    • @tpstrat14
      @tpstrat14 4 роки тому +6

      Congratulations on displaying precisely the idiocy he was ridiculing. The planet doesn’t care one way or the other.

    • @Gabu115
      @Gabu115 4 роки тому

      Timothy Stratton lol, who cares😂

  • @TheCbot88
    @TheCbot88 5 років тому +900

    Wow. Hes describing 2019.

    • @patrickoliver9133
      @patrickoliver9133 5 років тому +31

      He is describing the inevitable end of our kind it's not rocket science lol

    • @patrickoliver9133
      @patrickoliver9133 5 років тому +1

      @Gevunn lol I'm not the one saying it George is, look up his big smoking ball of shit quote

    • @keelsmac01
      @keelsmac01 5 років тому +7

      Calvin Bottoms people believe this shit is new...it’s been going on for decades. Difference is, Trump makes it all interesting. He’s like the Carlin of the presidency.

    • @Metalbringer92
      @Metalbringer92 5 років тому

      @Gevunn He's right tho

    • @Tcrror
      @Tcrror 5 років тому +6

      @@keelsmac01 Yeah, I was never interested in politics until Trump started taking a shit all over America.
      George would have hated what this country became after Obama left. Shit, even when Obama was in office, the country was divided and he was killing innocent civilians "accidentally".

  • @EVD6360
    @EVD6360 3 роки тому +11

    When this first aired, I thought this was the most important, insightful and mind-opening 10 minutes I've ever seen. Matter of fact, this entire HBO special in NYC literally changed my way of life, my way of thinking and perceiving and Entrophy became a whole new understanding for me. He was a prophet. A genius. 2020 proved it and we are just beginning.
    As George would say, "Lets GO!"

    • @broadwaysam8405
      @broadwaysam8405 2 роки тому

      Totally agree he was a Prophet. Seriously doubt we’ll see the bible people add him to their “new testament”.

  • @Priyo866
    @Priyo866 4 роки тому +334

    "I wanna see stock market drop 2,000 points in a single day"
    Well that was quite a prediction...Carlin would've had the time of his life if he was alive right now.

  • @shimmyking4
    @shimmyking4 8 років тому +1053

    if i could wish immortality onto one person i'd have given it to George. just THINK of the material he could've had if he'd lived a few more years

    • @RockLegend2A
      @RockLegend2A 8 років тому +83

      He might've wished for death if he saw this shit, the poor guy.

    • @shimmyking4
      @shimmyking4 8 років тому +47

      RockLegend2 he once said he'd like to live forever so he can see how the world turns out

    • @RockLegend2A
      @RockLegend2A 8 років тому +22

      *****
      But to see this... I guess being immortal takes away some of the punch of being part of this movement of self-righteous half-wits, but, still. We would've seen some of his darkest, angriest stuff yet.

    • @shimmyking4
      @shimmyking4 8 років тому +2

      RockLegend2 yep

    • @markgigiel2722
      @markgigiel2722 7 років тому +13

      He saw it coming and clocked out at the right time. He was a prophet and saw everything as it really is. I miss him.

  • @ashwinhariharan
    @ashwinhariharan 4 роки тому +256

    This is how The Joker would be if he becomes sane. Damn, even the voice sounds like a close match!

  • @Est.1998
    @Est.1998 2 роки тому +43

    Whenever I’m feelin down I throw on some Carlin. Never fails 🐐

    • @jamesjoy7547
      @jamesjoy7547 Рік тому

      My neighbors hear me laughing uncontrollably, they know I'm watching Carlin again

  • @bachopinbee5991
    @bachopinbee5991 5 років тому +11

    One of the most brilliant moments to cherish for sure. Such a gift such a charisma.

  • @jalenandrew2387
    @jalenandrew2387 4 роки тому +75

    Watching this in the middle of a global pandemic really hits the spot

  • @deborahludahl5099
    @deborahludahl5099 5 років тому +130

    RIP George Carlin 1937-2008.

    • @quintinhaus7689
      @quintinhaus7689 5 років тому +1

      Deborah Ludahl and yet this was a video released in 2009

    • @itspetahhh5304
      @itspetahhh5304 5 років тому +18

      Quintin Haus you just made me facepalm so hard i gave myself brain trauma

    • @ccgb92
      @ccgb92 4 роки тому +3

      @@itspetahhh5304 same lol holy sh*t what an idiotic comment

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 4 роки тому +3

      Damn it already has been 12 years since he had died? Boy time flies.

  • @bigkoi1015
    @bigkoi1015 4 роки тому +113

    "I wanna see thousands of people in the street killing policemen"
    "I wanna know the stock market dropped 2,000 points in one day"
    "sirens, flames, smoke, bodies, graves being filled"
    2020: i got you fam

    • @164-j6q
      @164-j6q 3 роки тому +6

      2020 wasn't shit compared to what is going to happen in a couple of years

    • @NWOLFF9719
      @NWOLFF9719 3 роки тому +2

      @@164-j6q you understand

    • @maddi3787
      @maddi3787 3 роки тому

      Stolen comment my boi

  • @joesephbunglebush1284
    @joesephbunglebush1284 8 років тому +550

    I think George Carlin faked his death and became the joker.

    • @angolin9352
      @angolin9352 8 років тому +6

      But the Internet, *ESPECIALLY* social media, is even more lulzy. It's one giant angry dramaball rampaging across our culture 24/7. And I love it.

    • @crisduta6229
      @crisduta6229 7 років тому +9

      The Joker doesn't compare. Joker is just a clown who's sole purpose is to make Batman look good. George Carlin is a fucking phenomenon. Even if that stupid character existed, he wouldn't last 5 minutes with George.

    • @jonasstrzyz2469
      @jonasstrzyz2469 7 років тому +3

      +Cris Duta
      I going to talk about the Dark Knight
      The Joker is an agent of chaos, he believe that it takes is just one bad day and this is what he tries to prove to Batman. The Joker is an unstoppable force while Batman is an immovable object.
      The Jokers corrupts people and shows while batman is incorruptible.

    • @maleexile9053
      @maleexile9053 6 років тому

      Angolin get the siet coke and popcorn ready

    • @RedfishCarolina
      @RedfishCarolina 6 років тому

      Grumpy Joker?

  • @voldemort008
    @voldemort008 5 років тому +137

    Well, it wasn't a K-Mart, but ole George woulda still been happy lol.

    • @xxXthekevXxx
      @xxXthekevXxx 5 років тому +1

      Referring to the Walmart shootings? Lol

    • @stellaartois303
      @stellaartois303 5 років тому +1

      Jane Doe 🇺🇸 *TRUMP 2020* 🇺🇸

    • @strokerwillie1190
      @strokerwillie1190 5 років тому

      @Jane Doe you either idiot

    • @strokerwillie1190
      @strokerwillie1190 5 років тому

      @Jane Doe don't think so.....🤣

    • @TBAYMenace
      @TBAYMenace 4 роки тому

      @Jane Doe jesus, you need to practise some more of that "face yoga" you like. calm down spazz

  • @nicholasgenovese2454
    @nicholasgenovese2454 8 років тому +1749

    if he ran for president, i would vote for him

    • @RazielKain619
      @RazielKain619 8 років тому +65

      Agreed. Too bad he's gone.

    • @danger_floof
      @danger_floof 8 років тому +5

      Jack the Gestapo He's dead

    • @corvus1253
      @corvus1253 7 років тому +17

      He would've been a very good motivator for me to vote.

    • @corvus1253
      @corvus1253 7 років тому +6

      But, if he had run for president, Id'v voted for him.

    • @cogar3ify
      @cogar3ify 7 років тому +34

      He wouldn't of wanted you to vote though.

  • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
    @mcbadrobotvoice8155 2 роки тому +16

    This guys work will be eternally relevant

  • @poslednisoud
    @poslednisoud 9 років тому +263

    We have frequent floods in my country, every few years I see people on TV crying "It is terrible, our house is full of water for the 5th time. Since we live here" and I always wonder why are they staying in fucking flooding zone.

    • @Smonjirez
      @Smonjirez 9 років тому +27

      +Nazael Rahl What amazes me even more is that some countries build nuclear reactors on places where earthquakes happen on a regular basis (note: Fukushima). We all know that shit can go incredibly wrong, but can be a safe source of energy when every safety rule and common sense are followed. Yet they build it near a fissure between two tectonic plates. I've seen Honey Boo Boo make more sense than that descision.

    • @kidragakas
      @kidragakas 9 років тому +9

      Not everyone can afford to move/buy elsewhere

    • @Smonjirez
      @Smonjirez 9 років тому +4

      +kidragakas If building a nuclear reactor on a fissure is your idea of a plan B then a meltdown is all you deserve.

    • @kidragakas
      @kidragakas 9 років тому +1

      +Smonjirez I was talking about people's houses; the original comment, not your reply to it

    • @Artaneius
      @Artaneius 9 років тому +7

      +kidragakas
      Then don't buy or build homes in flood zones in the first place. Problem solved.

  • @Aydinwxz
    @Aydinwxz 6 років тому +240

    "Introduce a little anarchy"

    • @bradleycotton3237
      @bradleycotton3237 5 років тому

      Aydin AR ...Said Sir Topham Hatt.

    • @charlesdavis7142
      @charlesdavis7142 5 років тому +1

      Look up on google----global truth project----click The Present. It answers all of life’s biggest questions and can turn this world right side up from the beginning of it. Nothing is more important than reading it.

    • @BlindBosnian
      @BlindBosnian 5 років тому +3

      @@charlesdavis7142 Good book, but all you need to do is to live in alignment with Nature like your ancestors did before the appearance of the filthy desert cult called Christianity

    • @CamiloGonzalez10
      @CamiloGonzalez10 5 років тому +4

      Upset the established order...

    • @alicemalice2597
      @alicemalice2597 4 роки тому +2

      And everything becomes chaos...

  • @343blech
    @343blech 4 роки тому +34

    its crazy that his bits are still fully relevant. what a legend

    • @MongoloidMan12
      @MongoloidMan12 4 роки тому +2

      They will only get increasingly more relevant. Frightening

  • @MichaelSplatkins
    @MichaelSplatkins 2 роки тому +50

    The stuff he listed after 2:30 has all basically happened. Welcome to George's future. It's even more dystopian than he predicted. But, disturbingly, not by much. RIP you mad genius ♥️

  • @treborironwolfe
    @treborironwolfe 5 років тому +16

    The thing I admire about George Carlin.. he was somehow always so smooth in breaking the ice..
    Even while using a large sledgehammer to do it.

  • @biramachoo4336
    @biramachoo4336 9 років тому +52

    The undefeated, undisputed heavyweight champion of the World in the dept of comedy. RIP George.

    • @catsandalcohol99
      @catsandalcohol99 9 років тому +14

      If it's undisputed why is there a lot of fighting?

    • @joshuahadams
      @joshuahadams 8 років тому +5

      +Kharloß V when he got to the top, the other guys said "Fuck it" and gave up.

    • @andrewdaguanno9610
      @andrewdaguanno9610 7 років тому

      What about Richard Pryor ? Carlin from the first time i heard his voice i was hooked lol he's one of the best at least top 3. Im jst sayin Pryor and Dave Chappelle even Kat Williams all were hysterical!!!

    • @abc456f
      @abc456f 6 років тому

      Andrew Daguanno I think Carlin was the best. Such an intelligent man. A master of the English language. Makes you laugh and think at the same time. But for simply telling jokes, Rodney Dangerfield gets my vote. I laugh till it hurts when I watch his appearances on the Tonight show with Johnny.

  • @lazyd3vil
    @lazyd3vil 10 років тому +72

    I was wondering today if it's a good thing to be cynical and desensitized. Carlin does not help my case at all.

    • @jonasstrzyz2469
      @jonasstrzyz2469 7 років тому +7

      And as things fell apart
      Nobody paid much attention
      - Talking heads
      This is from the Book American Psycho and it was just something that I found interesting.

    • @simplefolk8991
      @simplefolk8991 5 років тому +1

      Good for humanity? Nah, not by a long shot unless you're as impactful as religions(aka impossibly become the benevolent dictator/charming leader of all mankind). Good for actually being happy in life for yourself? Yep. Once you give up in humanity, you no longer are overly surprised, sad, or shocked about bad news, beheadings, genocides, bombings, not giving a fuck about the environment, drug wars, crime rates. Carlin's pretty realist-nihilistic, but he ain't suicidal. He thinks life is one big joke for his show.

  • @PBCBlount
    @PBCBlount 4 роки тому +162

    The more I watch George, the more I realize that this shitthole world is just going to get shittier and that’s Okay.
    .

    • @ANTINATALIST_lewis
      @ANTINATALIST_lewis 3 роки тому +4

      Yep that's okay

    • @tattvamasi5717
      @tattvamasi5717 3 роки тому +11

      Enjoy the freakshow! It's just a ride! :)

    • @darkslayer2569
      @darkslayer2569 3 роки тому +3

      you can't change the world, but it can start with you

    • @constableconstable2563
      @constableconstable2563 3 роки тому +4

      When the meteorite comes or nuclear missiles, get a chair, drink your favourite drink and just contently wait.

    • @picklep9812
      @picklep9812 3 роки тому

      You haven’t realized that till now?
      It’s the End of the World..Spread the Joy!!!!

  • @Galdiolur9920
    @Galdiolur9920 4 роки тому +185

    It's 2020 and he's right about everything he said

    • @hang_kentang6709
      @hang_kentang6709 4 роки тому +5

      @Dalapetus Peters indeed, its hard to laugh once you get what he's saying. the part about how bad news sell is really brilliant imo.

    • @khrispy_fur6376
      @khrispy_fur6376 4 роки тому +5

      Bruh the news media were like "write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!" when George Carlin spoke because he is the quintessential American without any of the masks or personas or BULLSHIT in this country. This man spoke the truth.

    • @jaygopinath1694
      @jaygopinath1694 4 роки тому

      his right he said the opposite to what he real means he telling everyone one what the powers that be wont/plan/think

    • @Danfrombackhome
      @Danfrombackhome 3 роки тому

      He was always right the entire time

  • @dostthouevenlogicbrethren1739
    @dostthouevenlogicbrethren1739 4 роки тому +26

    RIP George Carlin. You contributed to entropy well!

  • @forlizzi8910
    @forlizzi8910 5 років тому +375

    Give him a purple jacket and green hair and you’ve just found the Joker 🃏 😂

    • @Ss-hn5rf
      @Ss-hn5rf 4 роки тому +8

      Just like this guy.. He loves chaos as well.

    • @tracititus9791
      @tracititus9791 4 роки тому

      Right?!

    • @taaakaa
      @taaakaa 4 роки тому

      He did live in a society

  • @hippiecheezburger5457
    @hippiecheezburger5457 3 роки тому +67

    He is one of the greatest public speakers, the way he never slows down is so impressive he was a great writer and was great and performing it

  • @UltraGaivalas
    @UltraGaivalas 4 роки тому +1913

    who is watching this during Corona virus outbreak? i love bad news!

    • @ryder5286
      @ryder5286 4 роки тому +66

      When I heard that the infection spread across several countries I thought to myself, what a good thing! What a good thing!

    • @mattasticmattattack8546
      @mattasticmattattack8546 4 роки тому +21

      Makes me feel better too lol

    • @Funnyvids463
      @Funnyvids463 4 роки тому +3

      Mr Bytes facts

    • @clairbear1234
      @clairbear1234 4 роки тому +11

      haha, I started listening to him thinking he would like this situation in a comedic sense. Glad I am not the only one thinking of him

    • @theglassgirl420GROW
      @theglassgirl420GROW 4 роки тому +8

      Love this shit

  • @Supermanohman
    @Supermanohman 4 роки тому +44

    He's actually making social commentary about how we enjoy drama on TV and then we try to say that we're decent and good human beings... while we love watching chaos on TV

  • @garavonhoiwkenzoiber
    @garavonhoiwkenzoiber 9 років тому +48

    "How's the water, should I drink it?"
    "God no!"
    "FUCK YOU!" *glug glug glug*

  • @-tweeomoz-1786
    @-tweeomoz-1786 Рік тому +18

    George Carlin is the only reason I don't blow my head off sometimes

  • @IacobucciB
    @IacobucciB 10 років тому +350

    I wanna see a nuclear meltdown! -George Carlin
    Show:1984
    Chernobyl:1986

    • @tacoblend3246
      @tacoblend3246 7 років тому +41

      I think this was taped in 1992. "Jammin' in New York"

    • @halflifeepisode34980
      @halflifeepisode34980 7 років тому +55

      Chernobyl was too far away..he prob wanted to see a nuclear meltown in some shitty midwestern industrial town

    • @chriso9345
      @chriso9345 7 років тому +14

      *I'm a happy guy!*

    • @sha11235
      @sha11235 6 років тому +4

      Yes, it was from the 1992 special.

    • @TuongNguyen-te8zy
      @TuongNguyen-te8zy 6 років тому +1

      Chernobyl:1986 was mentioned in the bible

  • @nicholaslapadat5195
    @nicholaslapadat5195 4 роки тому +79

    "I wanna know the stock market dropped 2000 points in one day."
    Mans predicted the future.

  • @wercomets6519
    @wercomets6519 6 років тому +7

    "Yes, enjoy some of our fine local water! It tis pure and it tis good!" Lmao I could listen to that on loop all day. 😆

  • @AlphaAchilles
    @AlphaAchilles 3 роки тому +4

    Your not alone George! I love entropy myself. Watching things fall apart gives me great joy. In fact I live on the coast and I love it when a hurricane hits so I can see the destruction.

  • @quinnflorence
    @quinnflorence 5 років тому +7

    This man is now a new comedy act that I am glad to have found this year.
    My goddess of Mother Earth this man is off the rails humorous.
    So thank god for George Carlin being here while he was to make us laugh but tell us the truth that the media would never dare say.
    Haha,
    Anyways enjoy and have a nice day.

  • @majidgonzalez928
    @majidgonzalez928 4 роки тому +13

    Self-quarantine= all day watching George videos

    • @Watcher4111
      @Watcher4111 4 роки тому

      Contribute to entropy... Join morons who doesnt wear masks and go spreading virus lol

  • @TimothyRyanFisher
    @TimothyRyanFisher 9 років тому +29

    Carlin for Messiah, truth burns bright and illuminates the dark, the World has dimmed since you left Us, RIP, You are missed George, but your words live on at least through one person who quotes you daily, me, and I know millions of others do too, touched by the wisdom of Our great thinker, present day Mark Twain. In these times of turmoil your voice is our voice and gives comfort through laughter, reassuring that all is O.K. if you can laugh about it.

    • @TheUcanlah
      @TheUcanlah 8 років тому +4

      Am with you Tim......My kind of socialism & truth-telling.... Telling it like it is...miss him too!

  • @kwisatzhaderach9591
    @kwisatzhaderach9591 10 днів тому +1

    I wasn't expecting entropy to lead into the saving the planet bit.
    Pure 100% comedy gold.

  • @Diraphe
    @Diraphe 8 років тому +69

    George would have loved LiveLeak

  • @Pazuzu158
    @Pazuzu158 3 роки тому +6

    His bits have really been getting me through a lot lately and making me question and realize a lot
    rip to one of the greatest of all time

  • @corbjones2738
    @corbjones2738 2 роки тому +7

    This is such a wild satirical take (that unfortunately came true) on how chaotic we are on the entropy scale - especially how we make more of a spectacle of it than taking any material action.

  • @dr.madthumbz2689
    @dr.madthumbz2689 2 роки тому +7

    One of the greatest monologue ever written.

  • @alphyishere
    @alphyishere 5 років тому +58

    2:40 replace kmart with Walmart and you're spot on.

    • @beskamir5977
      @beskamir5977 5 років тому +7

      Yep it's kind of terrifying how accurate he is.

  • @mac1991seth
    @mac1991seth 8 років тому +54

    And the fact that George Carlin is a stand-up comedian telling jokes on stage eludes people to this date.

    • @chrispena8186
      @chrispena8186 5 років тому +2

      SJW'S Would have gotten so butthurt lmao

  • @candrew14
    @candrew14 4 роки тому +24

    I see I'm not the only one recalling this bit some 30 years later just as the shit is about to hit the fan. You were right George.

  • @gracebiggs630
    @gracebiggs630 2 роки тому +6

    George Carlin's comedic brilliance was his brute honesty about how he viewed the world. And more often than not, his worldview was correct: religion is blatant brainwashing,people are stupid, America sucks,and laughter is our way back. He is sorely missed by so many. His word IS gospel, in my humble opinion.

  • @RFC3514
    @RFC3514 8 років тому +478

    George is obviously doing it for comedic effect, but some people here actually seem to think he has a _scientific_ point, so it might be worth looking at some actual figures. It's not just "over 90%" of species that have become extinct; it's over 99%. But that was over a period of 4 billion years. What matters is the _rate_ of extinction, and right now that is about 5000 times higher than it would be without human influence. That means that species are disappearing (much) faster than new species are appearing.
    [note that the definition of "species" is a bit fuzzy, so it's impossible to have exact values, but it's generally agreed by biologists and palaeontologists that human activity is responsible for somewhere between 99.999% and 99.9999% of current extinctions - i.e., between a 1000x and a 10000x increase in the background extinction rate]
    "Not meddling with nature" isn't really an option. First, because we are part of nature, so we'd have to stop meddling with ourselves (insert joke about wanking). Second, because we've _already_ meddled with nature (both human nature and wild nature) to a point where it won't recover without _more_ meddling. It will find another balance (with much less biodiversity, etc.), but if we want to slow down the loss of species, we need to actually _fix_ some of our past mistakes, it's not enough to avoid making new ones. Once the truck is rolling downhill, taking your foot off the throttle isn't enough.
    Ultimately, "save the [insert species here]" isn't about those species; it's about ourselves. We want to preserve species that _we_ like, for our sake (because we like to look at them - think pandas - or because they are useful to us - think bees). And that is independent from whether they're going extinct because of human interference (>99.999% chance) or just as part of the normal "background extinction" rate (

    • @majoro7251
      @majoro7251 8 років тому +27

      Thoughtful as always... You did your research.
      Though, he did say "way over 90%" and he knows of complex phenomena like Solar Flare yet he's a dropout. I don't think he just sprout words without knowing their backstory. What I'm implying is that he got this knowledge from reading books. Observe: in his "Stuff" bit one of the final group of stuff he mentioned that ought to be taken outdoors(when sleeping outdoors) is a book. Could be any book but the guy was a critical thinker and considering the content of his talks, I bet some of these books were scientific.
      On another note. I've seen you before here, you're that ReqForCmnt guy! Lemme guess that RFC is about a security bit-flag in TCP/IP packet? ;) I'm on mobile (hence can't +1) but I remember looking that particular RFC up.
      Interesting to notice more than one shared interest with random people.

    • @philistine3260
      @philistine3260 7 років тому +9

      There have been many great cataclysms before, they usually drastically changed the environment often killing most life on the surface of the Earth, yet life prevailed.
      We, humans, although to a much lesser extent, are doing the same thing. Changing the environment and everything that can't adapt dies off.
      (sounds like natural selection, doesn't it?)
      Doesn't mean the planet or life on it is under any serious threat of extinction.

    • @RuiChui
      @RuiChui 7 років тому +3

      Spot on! Excelente analysis.

    • @HonsHon
      @HonsHon 7 років тому +21

      RFC3514 He points that out. That's why he says the people are fucked. He is talking from the planet's perspective.

    • @trashygit
      @trashygit 7 років тому +14

      A correction here: One single event in history, let's say getting hit by an asteroid, 65 million years ago, when the ancestors of all mammals -that includes our grans- were just an unimportant weak and tiny creatures, caused planet earth losing 75% of all land species according to some estimation.
      Then species flourished again once the conditions relatively calmed down/stabilized -or simply "changed"- after the impact. That is to say, "species are dying out in a greater rate today because of humans" does not make any sense; what is called here as "rate" is a selective average number created by ratio maths; same as using "the number of species" as a measurement of biological success is just an arbitrary perspective created by our quantitative minds... "Life", as a domain, does not get better or worse from the numbers; you can have millions of delicate species that can be easily wiped out or you can have a handful of robust species -like single celled organisms- that can stand against various major changes/cycles. What is the "meaning" of life in here?
      We need to go, that's for sure. Instead of trying to "protect" things on this planet, we need to improve what already makes us distinctive and unique from the rest of the existence: Artificiality. We need to create human made "death-stars" if you like in outer space and really "protect" our species from random catastrophes, should not interfere biosphere and should not be interfered by many possible future surprises. This is why our ancestors created the culture of safe cities, houses, controlled food production and habitat: We did not like to be food for wild animals in our sleeps, we did not like heat, wind or cold, simply did not like anything "nature" throw at us: We like to be in charge, we like to observe and analyse "the nature" from a safe distance and blubber about it, we don't like to be subjects to its disasters.
      So, as Carlin suggests, "pack your shit" and let's get the hell out of this petri dish called "earth". Otherwise we will be destroyed by the changing conditions, one way or another, if not today definitely tomorrow.

  • @Willalexseto
    @Willalexseto 7 років тому +9

    I love how George can spread truth and laughter at the same time :D

  • @aw6224
    @aw6224 4 роки тому +75

    George would have loved 2020😂

    • @maliant16
      @maliant16 4 роки тому +6

      He would have been binge watching with a huge bowl of popcorn.

  • @babylonfiveoh2861
    @babylonfiveoh2861 Рік тому +5

    George paid his dues and Payed attention. He was around in the 60s until he died. Watch is evolution in comedy. He was awake telling truths. I enjoy him still.

  • @BYMYSYD
    @BYMYSYD 10 років тому +35

    If he lived to see 2009 - 2013 he would be a happy man.

    • @ComicPierre
      @ComicPierre 6 років тому +2

      more that the past year and a half? really lmao

    • @calebtimes453
      @calebtimes453 6 років тому

      Mike Suopys 2014 to 2018 would have been awesome

    • @jimslater8685
      @jimslater8685 6 років тому +4

      It's funny to read this comment, you had no idea how crazy things were gonna get, and in four years time somebody will probably read this comment and think the same exact thong... Before they're engulfed in a blaze of nuclear light.

    • @Andres-cq3ly
      @Andres-cq3ly 6 років тому

      @@jimslater8685 Holy shit, that day will be insane.

  • @Andrezito917
    @Andrezito917 8 років тому +369

    "I want to see a Tornado hit a church on Sunday"

  • @DebNKY
    @DebNKY 5 років тому +10

    Love him so much, "interfering with nature." He's a Zen master

  • @Lemopalm
    @Lemopalm 2 роки тому +11

    Some comics make you laugh, some comics make you think, some comics make you cry...but George Carlin made you do all three at once

  • @Rudecheers
    @Rudecheers 5 років тому +57

    Soundtrack to this: Tool - Vicarious

  • @timmotion6494
    @timmotion6494 4 роки тому +17

    I couldn't stop laughing and crying! The hilarious and crushing truth!

  • @imDezrt
    @imDezrt 8 років тому +58

    2:36
    if only you were here, george.

  • @ImSlipped
    @ImSlipped 3 роки тому +49

    I think this aged so well. As crooked as it sounds, for whatever reason, there's something in most of us that enjoys chaos and drama to a degree. Some more than others. I dont particularly like seeing people get hurt or killed but there's still something exciting about witnessing something chaotic like that, such as a massive brawl, an explosion or a gunfight, for example. Often times it's just hard for us to want to look away. It's just one of those things that humans instinctively gravitate to. We can't help but enjoy aspects of it. George just straight up admits to it lol.

    • @doducduy96
      @doducduy96 2 роки тому +4

      I enjoy chaos and drama, of course not in my backyard. I’d be called horrible names and cancelled if I say it out loud todays, but if you notice, videos about disasters, mass shootings, and people killing each others always have massive views. It’s human nature, and George didn’t mind saying it like it is.

    • @notrhythm
      @notrhythm Рік тому

      its sort of the same reason why we enjoy horror movies and anime where someone's struggling through a lot. because, its fun to watch. its a cool story.. when it isn't happening to you that is. you can't deny that it is interesting, because it is. its something out of the ordinary. its danger. its fun when you get put in danger and get saved by chance. its not so fun however, when you face the consequences.