George Carlin - Flying [Live from NYC '92]

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  • Опубліковано 5 вер 2013
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    The timeless comedic genius George Carlin doing one of my favorite bits live from NYC back in 1992.
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  • @omega454545
    @omega454545 4 роки тому +1728

    Pretty much everything he did on this special is still 100 accurate 30 years later.

  • @ashwar3639
    @ashwar3639 6 років тому +5186

    Master of timing, delivery, facial expressions, content, originality, and innovation. Carlin was the greatest comedian of all time, bar none.

    • @phenomanII
      @phenomanII 5 років тому +136

      I focused on his facial expressions and I was shocked how many he made and how quickly he changed them.

    • @JH-jj9zf
      @JH-jj9zf 5 років тому +69

      We definitely need I'm back! Imagine all the stuff he could come up with today! He always found a way to bash both sides of the political aisle. I would LOVE to see what he would come up with in regards to Trump, Pelosi...and especially Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

    • @mantislake4141
      @mantislake4141 5 років тому +75

      I'd attribute his timing & delivery to his mastery of the English language. Every word in his many routines was deliberate. Superlative gifts of expression.

    • @tonydegregorio4895
      @tonydegregorio4895 4 роки тому +29

      Enhanced by cocaine most definitely but his later work without it is just as good to me.

    • @Amp661
      @Amp661 4 роки тому +51

      George opened our minds about the stupidity of society. His humor bashing them is INCREDIBLE! Hes my favorite because of how blunt he is lol.

  • @johnmunro4952
    @johnmunro4952 Рік тому +262

    The undisputed heavyweight champion of comedy.

    • @andypetrovich2155
      @andypetrovich2155 8 місяців тому +14

      Then what's all the comparing for?

    • @beatlefan713
      @beatlefan713 8 місяців тому +2

      I think him and Pryor both hold that belt!

    • @albertboccella1902
      @albertboccella1902 6 місяців тому

      carlin for president ptyor for vice!!!

    • @rougetrader
      @rougetrader 5 місяців тому

      ​@@albertboccella1902🎉🎉🎉

    • @doctormeowstein777
      @doctormeowstein777 4 місяці тому +12

      If it’s undisputed; what’s all the fighting about?!

  • @Darkhalo314
    @Darkhalo314 2 роки тому +442

    There has never been comedian funnier than George Carlin. A philosopher with a sense of humor basically.

    • @ilmari435
      @ilmari435 2 роки тому

      stölen kömment

    • @5cloudwalker
      @5cloudwalker Рік тому +6

      hmmm Norm Macdonald comes close

    • @yasirkadhim2940
      @yasirkadhim2940 Рік тому +4

      Bill Burr is basically a modern Carlin

    • @yaboi2500
      @yaboi2500 Рік тому

      He’s absolutely a modern Diogenes, minus the pissing, shitting, and masturbating in public.

    • @TooneyBloom
      @TooneyBloom Рік тому

      I’ll put Louis ck up there too

  • @Slikrik1212
    @Slikrik1212 6 років тому +937

    "Louisiana is expecting a rain event."...... "Holy shit! I hope I can get tickets to that!!"

    • @ScopeGuardPony
      @ScopeGuardPony 3 роки тому +23

      Every single time I hear 'rain/snow/etc. event' I always yell that line.
      The first time I heard 'snow event' on the weather channel I perked up and was oh so giddy that I was able to say those words.

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino 3 роки тому +3

      @@ScopeGuardPony lol I love you

    • @ajithp.r6787
      @ajithp.r6787 2 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @billmorris2613
      @billmorris2613 2 роки тому +3

      Stop by during the summer months they are so plentiful, nearly every day, that they are free, no ticket needed.

    • @darrentylor5473
      @darrentylor5473 2 роки тому +3

      You know somewhere there will actually be some dumb ass that may try to sell tickets to said event

  • @al-mosheytidal1296
    @al-mosheytidal1296 9 років тому +734

    "in the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure..... ROOF FLIES OFF!!!"

    • @siegfried8644
      @siegfried8644 3 роки тому +30

      I didn't know it was possible to love a dead man this much, but here we are😂

    • @Diamond-xf8uc
      @Diamond-xf8uc 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao 😂😆

    • @eliaskjrbo8142
      @eliaskjrbo8142 3 роки тому +9

      @@siegfried8644 well you don’t love him when he is dead you loved the guy who was alive

    • @siegfried8644
      @siegfried8644 3 роки тому +6

      @@eliaskjrbo8142 Is that really an important detail? I mean, people understand what I'm trying to say

    • @kainefolse3845
      @kainefolse3845 3 роки тому +8

      @@siegfried8644 r/whoosh. Elias was doing like Carlin did and flipping the words lmfao

  • @chunmun227
    @chunmun227 4 місяці тому +45

    People call him comedion but I think he was a great philosopher. RIP

    • @marklefkowitz4385
      @marklefkowitz4385 Місяць тому +1

      Comedian.

    • @SuperChris729
      @SuperChris729 Місяць тому +1

      Stand up philosopher..... AKA bullshit artist 😂😂😂

    • @lizdavies6796
      @lizdavies6796 Місяць тому +1

      I’m with you.. he’s brilliant.. Liz from Aus

    • @scottenglish6588
      @scottenglish6588 28 днів тому

      No doubt about it . George understood that the planet 👏 just wanted plastic 🙄 Mankind is a pimple, earth just wanted 🙄 plastic

    • @bhenderson7651
      @bhenderson7651 5 днів тому

      DR. CARLIN

  • @AbandonedMines11
    @AbandonedMines11 Рік тому +500

    Carlin’s linguistic humor is always extremely clever and on point. He truly was a master!

  • @soljwf5664
    @soljwf5664 4 роки тому +983

    I was on a plane a couple weeks ago and I was telling my son this bit during the announcements and a man with a thick European accent sitting in the same aisle asked me if I was quoting George Carlin

    • @omairsh8
      @omairsh8 3 роки тому +134

      ON a plane? Evel Kneival is that you??

    • @soljwf5664
      @soljwf5664 3 роки тому +55

      @@omairsh8 touché

    • @flasham4148
      @flasham4148 2 роки тому +4

      what is going on here

    • @TGEpic2302
      @TGEpic2302 2 роки тому +30

      @@omairsh8 i said F*** YOU im getting IN the plane!

    • @Alwolfxx
      @Alwolfxx 2 роки тому +17

      A man of culture

  • @dannydoc1969
    @dannydoc1969 7 років тому +1409

    He was awesome. He pulled back the curtain of our cultural BS.

    • @trayolphia5756
      @trayolphia5756 3 роки тому +31

      Too bad in the past 4 years it’s taken such a drastic turn back to the worse...

    • @bit1733
      @bit1733 3 роки тому +21

      The best and succinct way to wrap it up all about the genius and perceptiveness of Carlin. He was practically walking alone and brave enough to walk it alone.

    • @anthonylesley982
      @anthonylesley982 3 роки тому +4

      He was more left learning

    • @trayolphia5756
      @trayolphia5756 3 роки тому +22

      @@anthonylesley982 learning?
      And sorry...due to the question of spelling above I apologise if this question is therefore out of context and not intended...but did you just try to insinuate that Carlin had ANY political leanings? The whole thing that made him brilliant was he did all he could to stay OUTSIDE of the childish crap test that is tribalism politics...
      He had the wisdom to see that BOTH sides were as screwed up as each other, simply in different ways...so he had no leanings in either direction
      BeLiege it or not...some people just try to IGNORE all the political BS, and one of the worst things anyone can ever do is try to force a label upon them that shows anything about them...
      I’ve lost many friendships from high school due to several of them insisting on seeing everything through a lens of political labels, and trying to insist I submit to living under one of those such labels...

    • @anthonylesley982
      @anthonylesley982 3 роки тому +2

      @@trayolphia5756 I meant leaning that’s what I get for typing at 2 in the morning! And yes he was more of independent in view points but you gotta some of things he said did have a very left undertone like his abortion views m.ua-cam.com/video/SgjGwOByays/v-deo.html
      m.ua-cam.com/video/fmMvsAjCkog/v-deo.html

  • @michaelmega7786
    @michaelmega7786 Місяць тому +25

    The World Sucks without you George Carlin. 🎉❤

    • @BarryL2697
      @BarryL2697 11 днів тому

      George C, Robin W. and Rodney D. .. comedy died when they died!

  • @hello_its_me.
    @hello_its_me. 2 роки тому +10

    If you're ever having or had a bad day, come and listen to this vid. I'm pretty sure your mood will get better and you might just laugh your azz off.

  • @k_h_nobody
    @k_h_nobody 3 роки тому +758

    He truly was philosophical. He wasn't a comedian, he was a philosopher with a sense of humor!

  • @davidshafer1872
    @davidshafer1872 9 років тому +1108

    First time I saw this show I was laughing so hard I was gasping for breath. Aw George Carlin, we miss you!

    • @Alexandria222222
      @Alexandria222222 8 років тому +10

      +David Shafer I laugh so hard that I cry every time I watch it.

    • @SciTrekMan
      @SciTrekMan 7 років тому +34

      David Shafer Missing George Carlin? Sounds like you've got an "Emergency Situation"!

    • @davidshafer1872
      @davidshafer1872 7 років тому +2

      mytreker huh?

    • @TazFTW1911
      @TazFTW1911 6 років тому +2

      He’d be having a hell of a time if he was still alive

    • @EbonyPope
      @EbonyPope 6 років тому +9

      Zach Wolfe He would melt quite some snowflakes nowadays. It would be a pleasure to see him in front of a bunch of millennial students. I think his kind of harsh humor would make their heads explode. :D

  • @mealtimewarrior7916
    @mealtimewarrior7916 Місяць тому +8

    Incredible, he roasted the phrasing that no one thinks about. That is a true philosopher.

  • @unuminregnodei
    @unuminregnodei 9 місяців тому +17

    Carlin was a linguistic critic, among many other talents.

  • @Julius_Paul
    @Julius_Paul 8 років тому +1583

    "I always breathe normally when I'm in a 600 mile-an-hour uncontrolled vertical dive..." One of the funniest lines I've ever heard!!

    • @MoveitorLoseit2
      @MoveitorLoseit2 7 років тому +110

      "I also shit normally....right in my pants!!!!" This is one of my favorite bits of George Carlin ever

    • @cecilrichardson2494
      @cecilrichardson2494 6 років тому +64

      Another good one was, "In the unlikely event of a water landing..." Well, what exactly is a "water landing"? Am I mistaken, or does this sound somewhat similar to CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN!? "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device." Well, imagine that; my seat cushion! Just what I need: to float around the North Atlantic for several days, clinging to a pillow full of beer farts.

    • @aaronz9410
      @aaronz9410 3 роки тому +7

      @@MoveitorLoseit2 exactly, even if you were constipated (or as he said in another bit, suffering from occasional irregularity), that would be one sure way to take a massive shit right in your pants.

    • @brianlisk9326
      @brianlisk9326 3 роки тому +11

      “Your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device” How about that? My seat cushion! Just what i need, to float around the North Atlantic clinging to a pillow full of beer farts

    • @Julius_Paul
      @Julius_Paul 3 роки тому +11

      @@cecilrichardson2494 "Crashing into the ocean" always makes me burst out with huge laughter

  • @RMJ23
    @RMJ23 8 років тому +437

    Whenever I fly on the airline I watch this video at least a half hour before getting in the plane.

    • @EndlessSummer888
      @EndlessSummer888 6 років тому +34

      The last time my brother and i were on a plane, it was August, 2014. As they were DOING the safety lecture, we were laughing like idiots because this whole thing was in our head the whole time. Definitely the highlight of all my flying experiences.

    • @Rolo_AC
      @Rolo_AC 6 років тому +4

      Great advice. Will make it a whole new experience! On every flight! Haha

    • @chrisdirker8715
      @chrisdirker8715 4 роки тому +4

      TheRam3596 yea for the love of Carlin dont get on the plane get in it. There seems to be less wind in here.

    • @trayolphia5756
      @trayolphia5756 3 роки тому +2

      Someone asked me why I was laughing so hard...and they said they’d never heard of Carlin...
      ...got my iPad out and played this on full volume...everyone was cacking themselves...

    • @RidoDrago
      @RidoDrago 3 роки тому +1

      It's been while since you posted but the guy just said you dont fly ON an airplane, you fly IN an airplane =P

  • @user-lt1ho3dm6b
    @user-lt1ho3dm6b 2 місяці тому +18

    I started listening to George in the early 60s ,😂 and still do 50+years later,,best ever ,,, funny man,,,

  • @MikeBrown-ii3pt
    @MikeBrown-ii3pt Рік тому +36

    George Carlin would have a field day with what's going on in 2022!

    • @albertboccella1902
      @albertboccella1902 6 місяців тому +3

      he could devote an entire show ripping on Trump!!!

    • @jakedeutscher
      @jakedeutscher 2 місяці тому +1

      @@albertboccella1902you kidding? He would endorse trump

    • @MrBlick76
      @MrBlick76 Місяць тому

      He'd be cancelled for like 20 mins but his clips would go viral in 3 minutes and the whole world would share it

    • @MrBlick76
      @MrBlick76 Місяць тому

      ​@@albertboccella1902what about the dementia patient? I mean Trump's nowhere near as easy a target. He's def a Cheeto colored funny wise ass crooked NYC businessman but at least he can talk

  • @ronaldh8446
    @ronaldh8446 4 роки тому +307

    April 25th, 1992. I was there with my brother and friends. George considered it his best concert and I agree.

    • @paulspears715
      @paulspears715 3 роки тому +7

      Lucky you........Joey, how ru.....men and women don't walk the same...haha

    • @armin38822
      @armin38822 3 роки тому +5

      Kinda weird I'm randomly watching this on april 25 on my birthday. Carlin is my favourite stand up comic

    • @brucejackson6451
      @brucejackson6451 3 роки тому +1

      I saw this same tour. One of his best.

    • @AndrewJones-yl6uu
      @AndrewJones-yl6uu 3 роки тому +4

      Comic genius we miss you George Carlin

    • @jasonfoster6428
      @jasonfoster6428 3 роки тому

      Source for your claim?

  • @dannydoc1969
    @dannydoc1969 8 років тому +1534

    A true genius at work. He dissects every word, gives it a lot of thought and twists it into comedy while reflecting our societal BS and how we misuse words.

    • @OMGtheykilledKenny42
      @OMGtheykilledKenny42 4 роки тому +23

      American English is bloated.. like our people.

    • @trayolphia5756
      @trayolphia5756 3 роки тому +18

      And since he’s gone the whole thing has gotten beyond ridiculous...

    • @dilanavendanoperez3733
      @dilanavendanoperez3733 2 роки тому +2

      Shut the hell up!

    • @neilangus4401
      @neilangus4401 2 роки тому +2

      So true
      The man is magic

    • @mklizzar
      @mklizzar 2 роки тому +1

      Yet he didnt dare expose how the US deep state was behind 9/11.

  • @jamesgarfield9592
    @jamesgarfield9592 2 роки тому +147

    The man was a genius! I’m forever amazed A.) that he could think this stuff up. B.) that he could remember it, and most of all C.) that he could deliver it so fast and with such perfect timing. . . And he literally NEVER stumbled over his words, like not EVER. I can’t string three sentences together without tripping up in some way, and he talked for 90 minutes at a time with so much as an “uh” or “um”.

    • @bingobongo8101
      @bingobongo8101 Рік тому +15

      Because he also believed in what he said. To you he is telling comedy, to him he is ranting about how stupid the world we live in is

    • @mw...
      @mw... Рік тому +2

      He got his weed from snoop

    • @user-gw1ig5vu4y
      @user-gw1ig5vu4y Рік тому +2

      @@bingobongo8101 You are so right about it !

    • @abc456f
      @abc456f 10 місяців тому +3

      He rehearsed over and over. I've read every word, gesture, facial expression, was perfected before he brought it to stage.

    • @rocknral
      @rocknral 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@abc456f Well that is even more amazing. As someone who has done a fair bit of public speaking, I find rehearsed and exact phrasing very limiting. Basically I find it challenging to get it absolutely perfect, but speak in ideas rather than words. Carlin is definitely a one off. Genius.

  • @nerdjunior9924
    @nerdjunior9924 8 місяців тому +12

    Literally one of the greatest 16 minutes of comedy of all time

  • @jojonono6188
    @jojonono6188 7 років тому +592

    Carlin was the best. One of a few who could see the world for what it truly is. Oh, and hands down the best comedian EVER.

    • @trayolphia5756
      @trayolphia5756 3 роки тому +7

      The closest anyone has come to the same stylings of saying like it is and being funny about it is Isaac butterfield from australia

    • @charleswilson7371
      @charleswilson7371 2 роки тому +3

      You bet! RIP Sir and thank you George

    • @jimmyolsen5897
      @jimmyolsen5897 2 роки тому +1

      Ronnie Dangerfield is better he’s the greatest

    • @HamiltonRb
      @HamiltonRb 2 роки тому +3

      @@jimmyolsen5897 My favorite was Robin Williams but liked Carlin and Rodney

    • @jimmyolsen5897
      @jimmyolsen5897 2 роки тому

      @@trayolphia5756 never heard of him

  • @thestranger4812
    @thestranger4812 9 років тому +787

    This is my favourite Carlin piece, by far. The whole routine is pure genius.

    • @Julius_Paul
      @Julius_Paul 3 роки тому +12

      Mine too, and I've heard every album and seen every HBO special. He has many 'one of his best' skits, but this one is truly 'the' best!

    • @leifchurchill
      @leifchurchill 3 роки тому +8

      This is probably close to the top on my list of favorites as well.

    • @trazyntheinfinitehereforur828
      @trazyntheinfinitehereforur828 3 роки тому +4

      I AGREE it's exactly how I feel about it and the last time I was on a plane was when I was fucking 12

    • @jamesharris9664
      @jamesharris9664 3 роки тому +5

      He was truly one of the greatest comedians ever

    • @nevertethered6386
      @nevertethered6386 3 роки тому +1

      @@trazyntheinfinitehereforur828 fucking 12 what?

  • @taratownsend6408
    @taratownsend6408 2 місяці тому +16

    This brilliant man's genius is so needed now. How I miss him!

  • @unclephilly2127
    @unclephilly2127 6 місяців тому +6

    At his peak here. He and Richard Pryor were THE stand-up masters.

  • @xxXthekevXxx
    @xxXthekevXxx 7 років тому +776

    Fun fact:
    George Carlin actually served in the Air Force!

  • @grannycee8280
    @grannycee8280 6 місяців тому +9

    Carlin's comedy is timeless and just as funny now as it was 30 years ago. A true master.

  • @giovannileonetti2120
    @giovannileonetti2120 2 роки тому +178

    First heard this at the age of 14 in 1999 - still love it today. George Carlin really is one of the best comedians ever!

    • @shutupdeck
      @shutupdeck Рік тому +1

      I’m about your age, I remember the first time I heard his comedy I was like omg the shining time conductor is swearing and it’s hilarious 🤣 true comedy legend ❤

    • @tembukimbi8404
      @tembukimbi8404 Рік тому +2

      The best

    • @xyeB
      @xyeB 8 місяців тому +2

      He’s The Best

  • @christianhustad7055
    @christianhustad7055 3 роки тому +135

    “Seat Belt, high-tech shit!”
    I love this man.

  • @InterEDGE
    @InterEDGE 9 років тому +902

    Boarding process, sounds important.
    IT ISN'T

    • @Zellogi19
      @Zellogi19 8 років тому +22

      +InterEDGE It's just a bunch of people getting ON an airplane. Not in. On.

    • @JumpinJAKEFlash
      @JumpinJAKEFlash 8 років тому +35

      +Chris Zellogi "Get on the plane! Get on the plane"
      I say "Fuck you, I'm getting IN the plane! Let Evel Knievel get on the plane!" LOL

    • @c.w.r.794
      @c.w.r.794 6 років тому +8

      Jumpin' JAKE Flash What if a really big fat fuck is sitting next to you?

    • @JumpinJAKEFlash
      @JumpinJAKEFlash 6 років тому +8

      I'll go around the fat fuck. Lol

    • @andrewsmith3257
      @andrewsmith3257 3 роки тому

      🤣

  • @graysonsvacsandmowers5426
    @graysonsvacsandmowers5426 2 роки тому +18

    "In the unlikely event of a sudden change of cabin pressure..." ROOF FLIES OFF!!!!!!

  • @davidbaumgarten8339
    @davidbaumgarten8339 Рік тому +10

    Wish he ran for president,I would vote for him without hesitation

    • @scottenglish6588
      @scottenglish6588 28 днів тому

      The truly great people do not look for greatest.. He knew that you can't stop progress. Might as well 🤷 enjoy it

  • @bobstringer9809
    @bobstringer9809 3 роки тому +186

    If this man were President -- 99% of the government would be in jail.

    • @edenswaterislife9214
      @edenswaterislife9214 2 роки тому +8

      If people quit following their laws and religion they would be powerless

    • @animaljustice7774
      @animaljustice7774 2 роки тому +1

      Amen!

    • @ratanaun2960
      @ratanaun2960 2 роки тому +1

      Society would collapsed, like he said!

    • @iamlovedriven
      @iamlovedriven 8 місяців тому

      Oh gosh he would’ve been the greatest President America ever had 🙌🏼

    • @tiddybopper
      @tiddybopper 2 місяці тому

      ​@@edenswaterislife9214I think it'd look more like the proles in 1984

  • @malikevans2615
    @malikevans2615 6 років тому +275

    “And get out of the plane where I can help others” my favorite line

    • @eliaskjrbo8142
      @eliaskjrbo8142 3 роки тому +4

      I’ll be honest with you but why the hell did it pop into your head that other people should know what you think.Your opinion isn’t worth that much. Also, nobody fucking cares

    • @malikevans2615
      @malikevans2615 3 роки тому +8

      @@eliaskjrbo8142 same

    • @verbalkint4258
      @verbalkint4258 3 роки тому +8

      @@eliaskjrbo8142 you're an angry little man aren't you

    • @eliaskjrbo8142
      @eliaskjrbo8142 3 роки тому +1

      @@verbalkint4258 how did you know😂

  • @allenbeaulieu7077
    @allenbeaulieu7077 2 роки тому +69

    George is one of the funniest comedians of all time. I’m 66 years old and would mimic him always as an early teen. He passed away too soon, he was comedy genius. Big Al.

  • @blackphoenix8932
    @blackphoenix8932 2 роки тому +95

    This is as good as stand-up comedy has ever been done.
    His delivery is outstanding, never meanders & seldom ever stutters.
    A true virtuoso.

  • @dinofreak222
    @dinofreak222 3 роки тому +76

    This man literally crafted the perfect "how about that airplane food" joke. A true genius RIP!

    • @omairsh8
      @omairsh8 3 роки тому +5

      He crafted the perfect stand up routine. Truly one of a kind

  • @kathconserv
    @kathconserv 7 років тому +176

    His facial expressions are amazing.

  • @sorinichim4737
    @sorinichim4737 2 роки тому +46

    The audience was blessed to see his stand up acting live!

    • @tonimichelle7776
      @tonimichelle7776 Рік тому +2

      “Blessed” isn’t a word that anyone should see in the comments of a Carlin video…

    • @shubhamyuvaidya89
      @shubhamyuvaidya89 8 місяців тому +2

      Joe Pesci bless you

  • @blackfish4147
    @blackfish4147 2 роки тому +99

    This is one of his all-time best routines, absolutely brilliant! George actually went to work to write his content. He had an office and was very professional about his art form. That's why he is the absolute king of making you laugh at things you didn't notice were funny when they happen.

    • @user-qo6dk7df8c
      @user-qo6dk7df8c 5 місяців тому

      His contrast of baseball to football was brilliant.

  • @KevlarVTX
    @KevlarVTX 3 роки тому +44

    That "seat back forward joke" is next level.

  • @kylabotting
    @kylabotting 8 років тому +132

    I shall never fly the same way again...thanks George.

  • @49erbandit69
    @49erbandit69 2 роки тому +16

    George is without a doubt the best comidian of all time!!

  • @bay2181
    @bay2181 2 місяці тому +9

    I'm 52 this year and grew up listening and watching this man, still do!!! Awesome!!!

  • @jahnreznov
    @jahnreznov 8 років тому +280

    my first time on an airplane is tomorrow, and watching this helps with my anxiety of it! George Carlin was a fucking genius

    • @marlynnestruwig8987
      @marlynnestruwig8987 7 років тому +3

      Souls Final Requiem nothing wrong with dying

    • @satan6169
      @satan6169 6 років тому +3

      Souls Final Requiem I'm in suspense did u live?????

    • @supportiranianfreedom4982
      @supportiranianfreedom4982 3 роки тому +4

      @@satan6169 No response in 3 years....that's not a good sign....hope you're ok buddy!

    • @brendanrodgers9753
      @brendanrodgers9753 3 роки тому

      Is he alright...?

    • @jahnreznov
      @jahnreznov 3 роки тому +13

      @@brendanrodgers9753 lol yes I'm alive

  • @ronstewart9709
    @ronstewart9709 3 роки тому +133

    The first time I heard this I was in tears from laughing, when he mentioned the pillow full of beer farts I lost it. He was absolutely brilliant!

    • @bobmalack481
      @bobmalack481 2 роки тому +4

      and should of added "and with sharks circling around me".

  • @jamesmagers536
    @jamesmagers536 2 роки тому +15

    Always amazed how he memorized his whole routine every show best in history

  • @Call_Me_Troy
    @Call_Me_Troy 20 годин тому +2

    George Carlin was the GOAT. A master of the English language, like no other. The World would be a better place with more George Carlin's. RIP George.

  • @omairsh8
    @omairsh8 3 роки тому +106

    George is the definition of "owning the stage". Such confidence and presence

  • @KennethRathburn
    @KennethRathburn 7 років тому +299

    Best body language ever.

    • @ylette
      @ylette 7 років тому +19

      Looks like these things actually bother him, which makes it even funnier.

    • @TheCoppoy
      @TheCoppoy 3 роки тому

      Jim Carrey does this as good

  • @rock85cool
    @rock85cool 2 роки тому +48

    George Carlin is needed now more than ever.

  • @Nefville
    @Nefville Рік тому +24

    They almost certainly changed it from "terminal" to "concourse" because of George Carlin. What a legend, he is missed for sure!

    • @fretbuzz59
      @fretbuzz59 8 місяців тому +1

      If only. Actually concourses (and gates) are contained within a terminal.

  • @ScootsTrains
    @ScootsTrains 8 років тому +336

    ROOF FLIES OFF!

  • @denisesimpson591
    @denisesimpson591 6 років тому +331

    George Carlin will be sorely missed. " . . . PRE-SUCK MY GENITALS SITUATION!" Sheer comedic genius!!

    • @eyehatefarcebook11
      @eyehatefarcebook11 6 років тому +3

      Denise Simpson That's a great line.

    • @tonydegregorio4895
      @tonydegregorio4895 4 роки тому +4

      Genius.

    • @kirby711
      @kirby711 3 роки тому +1

      Denise that was the best line of all They don't make em like George anymore

    • @InformationEMG
      @InformationEMG 3 роки тому

      What does it mean when he says that!????

    • @punkrock1989
      @punkrock1989 3 роки тому +1

      Very overrated man. If you sit and go through his shows and topics they are very very basic he uses the same recycled jokes as nearly all comedians use. It doesn't take a genius to do a bit of research and watch all the videos about him to realise all his material is reused, cliche jokes and topics and aot of the material he used for over 10 years. Comedic genius? I think not, tbh alot if not all of the humour is made up by kids in school which is embarrassing on his part because he's coming up with the same jokes as a kid in school.

  • @TheAgedGamerJD
    @TheAgedGamerJD Рік тому +21

    Ever since I watched this years ago, I’ve never been able to fly on a plane without thinking about this bit. Classic.

  • @daleh.4705
    @daleh.4705 5 місяців тому +9

    I got to see him live late 80s early 90s in Portland Maine, and my whole face hurt for a couple of days after because I didn't stop laughing the whole show. He did the 7 words you can't say on the radio, which was one of my favorites. God rest his soul, there will never be another like him.

  • @jeanniekiehl
    @jeanniekiehl 9 років тому +134

    "I don't bend that way!!"

  • @seraphlaim
    @seraphlaim 10 років тому +85

    It's amazing to me that every sentence of this is funny.

    • @dd-jm1md
      @dd-jm1md 3 роки тому

      a deliberate ploy by our dear departed George...

  • @Stevesautopartsify
    @Stevesautopartsify Рік тому +87

    17 mins of absolute comedy gold!!! The material, voices, facial expressions, and body language are perfectly crafted by a master of his art!

    • @jerrykorec9926
      @jerrykorec9926 9 місяців тому +1

      He was as honest with you and me and the other people 😂 thanks for sharing 💓

  • @peterparker7162
    @peterparker7162 2 роки тому +5

    If you are not more awakened after George there is zero hope for you.

  • @vTropic
    @vTropic 7 років тому +114

    this is pure comedy gold. Carlin is a legend.

  • @Lvrgon
    @Lvrgon 4 роки тому +23

    Mr Carlin never told a joke
    Just real life stories in a funny way.
    One of the kind story teller
    IRREPLACEABLE!!!!!

    • @dd-jm1md
      @dd-jm1md 3 роки тому

      oh, don't know about your fourth point; I think 'all' it would take is genuine honesty...

  • @AnimeAftermath
    @AnimeAftermath Місяць тому +4

    As far as I'm concerned, Jammin' In New York is the single greatest hour of comedy ever produced. The timing, the energy, the depth... I don't think it'll ever be equaled.

  • @aririran7749
    @aririran7749 2 роки тому +10

    ‘If you haven’t t gotten where your going your not there yet’ so literal and yet so funny

  • @antidiz
    @antidiz 10 років тому +150

    R.I.P. George, we'll miss ya..

    • @kathconserv
      @kathconserv 7 років тому +1

      Negan I miss him too.

    • @hmlandis1370
      @hmlandis1370 6 років тому

      BxGirl Blazin' Me three, even though I just found him in Summer 2017. Where the fuck was I before then right??? Then I found out he'd already been dead for 9 years. But I will miss him too.

    • @samuel10125
      @samuel10125 4 роки тому +3

      Can you imagine him in the current social environment with all this offense

    • @patriciacolombini6567
      @patriciacolombini6567 3 роки тому +1

      @@hmlandis1370 I just recently found him too
      God is laughing more now that george is in heaven entertaining him.

    • @patriciacolombini6567
      @patriciacolombini6567 3 роки тому +1

      @@samuel10125 wish george were here now. He could help us put up with the B's that's going on.

  • @daniel_j_a
    @daniel_j_a 8 років тому +134

    no matter how often I watch this - it always makes me laugh

    • @JumpinJAKEFlash
      @JumpinJAKEFlash 6 років тому +7

      Daniel L. Same here. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve seen this hilarious bit of comedy gold.

    • @kristjan1757
      @kristjan1757 2 роки тому

      I'd like to see Mr. George as singer :-) I am pretty sure he will gain the same success around the world

    • @jaceebrynne49
      @jaceebrynne49 2 роки тому

      That is just about every old Carlin foe me

  • @alenor210
    @alenor210 Рік тому +19

    Carlin is like if a raving lunatic were possessed by the ghost of a philosopher. He can take literally anything, from a mundane activity to our whole goddamn society, and eloquently explain all of its flaws, but he does so with the energy of that crackhead you see on your way to work screaming at a brick wall.

  • @DavidLouisLouis-qh9ni
    @DavidLouisLouis-qh9ni 7 місяців тому +4

    God broke the Mold when he created George Carlin I'm so happy my dad and I watched him in Cleveland Ohio before he passed ‼️As Always Diamond Dave ♦️♦️♦️👍👍‼️

  • @kathconserv
    @kathconserv 7 років тому +156

    What an incredible gift it is to make people laugh.

  • @thorneradel4764
    @thorneradel4764 5 місяців тому +5

    Brilliant man the professor✨🥂🎉 miss you George Carlin❤️

  • @kendanzan8088
    @kendanzan8088 Рік тому +5

    anybody who got to see George live during his comedic prime is lucky person

  • @karenfyhr2363
    @karenfyhr2363 2 роки тому +8

    I think it's safe to say that we all miss George Carlin so much

  • @billmorris2613
    @billmorris2613 2 роки тому +57

    Carlin is in my group of the best stand up comedians I have ever watched.

    • @sorinichim4737
      @sorinichim4737 2 роки тому

      My too ! He told the true, no matter how twisted it was, in his own manner!

  • @HellhammerSS
    @HellhammerSS 2 роки тому +20

    His facial expressions are the best part.

  • @mickyboy6083
    @mickyboy6083 2 роки тому +59

    Rest in peace George, you truly was one of the best

  • @magwaaf
    @magwaaf 8 місяців тому +9

    The day after I first saw this special I was getting on a plane to go to Germany and all I did was cry laughing the entire time I was on the plane for the lectures and all that stuff. Rest in peace george, you are so great that at one point in time I had to stop watching you because I couldn't stop laughing at everything in life

  • @optimascrime5235
    @optimascrime5235 Рік тому +43

    This man no this LEGEND is and always will be one of my favourite stand up comedians of all time

    • @cierakitty
      @cierakitty Рік тому +1

      I agree....also check out Pinete...I say nay nay

  • @thewaterman122
    @thewaterman122 9 років тому +80

    Only comedian that not only makes me laugh but makes me cry from laughing so hard

    • @siegfried8644
      @siegfried8644 3 роки тому

      Swear to god I almost pissed myself😂

  • @craptobotfanboy4958
    @craptobotfanboy4958 Рік тому +14

    Just imagine the material he would use today.... the world is a far worse place without him.
    RIP George...👌

  • @Iamrashidgogol
    @Iamrashidgogol 2 роки тому +12

    There will never be another George Carlin!

  • @52iomega
    @52iomega 6 років тому +99

    I got to see this man three times live. Comedic genius.

  • @farzadk6428
    @farzadk6428 5 років тому +80

    Amazing genius of George Carlin that stands the test of time with his mastery of the language and impeccable delivery. I can watch his stand ups over & over again... and still be amazed, entertained and educated. Sad to think that it's been 10 years since he departed this world.

    • @ilghiz
      @ilghiz Рік тому +1

      This is sad that his humour is still funny. It means nothing's changed, we keep doing the same shit he laughed at.

  • @a.s.4914
    @a.s.4914 2 роки тому +17

    Roof flies off! I can watch this a hundred times, hell I probably have..... Carlin was what all other comics aspire to be, the best ever.

  • @vivaankarulkar1450
    @vivaankarulkar1450 2 роки тому +14

    This is an example of ageless comedy!

  • @gregfawcett4043
    @gregfawcett4043 2 роки тому +8

    If anyone should live forever, it should have been George Carlin. Entertainment genius.

  • @abc456f
    @abc456f 10 місяців тому +13

    This is one of his best routines. I've watched it many times and it never fails to make me cry with laughter. Such a genius with the English language. He is truly missed.

  • @BaePlatinum
    @BaePlatinum 2 роки тому +10

    “THE LADY ON THE PLANE” is my favorite bit. His voice and facial expression is perfect, along with “BROKEN PLANE.”

  • @aguythatworkstoomuch4624
    @aguythatworkstoomuch4624 Рік тому +18

    This man was so logical! That’s why he was so funny !!!

  • @Corristo89
    @Corristo89 7 років тому +688

    I say "Fuck you, I'm getting in the plane!" OMG I'm still laughing xD

    • @cecilrichardson2494
      @cecilrichardson2494 6 років тому +19

      Corristo89 Let Evel Knievel get ON the plane! I'll be in here, with you folks in uniform. There seems to be less wind in here!

    • @Tht1Gy
      @Tht1Gy 3 роки тому +7

      I've been laughing at that joke since the '70s when he first told it.
      Yes, I've heard it countless times and it still makes me laugh.

    • @UFO_808
      @UFO_808 3 роки тому +1

      @@Tht1Gy how old are u then?

    • @Tht1Gy
      @Tht1Gy 3 роки тому +1

      @@UFO_808 Old enough to have been a fan since the '70s... ;-)

    • @danielcrowe9324
      @danielcrowe9324 3 роки тому +3

      @@Tht1Gy Isn't it interesting that people under the age of 50 are surprised that people over the age of 50 go online to watch comedians like George?

  • @aaronscottmatthews7883
    @aaronscottmatthews7883 3 роки тому +22

    "in the unlikely event of a water landing..."

  • @DBEdwards
    @DBEdwards 4 місяці тому +3

    Hysterical. I couldn't stop laughing. Fantastically funny. Carlin at his best

  • @rubenscunha4986
    @rubenscunha4986 2 роки тому +8

    This performance was too much! Should have gotten a special Oscar!

  • @charlessaint7926
    @charlessaint7926 7 років тому +70

    I make it a ritual to watch Uncle George's Safety Lecture when boarding a plane. I am laughing while the 'flight attendant' is showing us partially educated folks how to buckle up.

    • @jdayala-wright8875
      @jdayala-wright8875 3 роки тому

      I do the same thing but right after the safety lecture

  • @asaguda
    @asaguda 7 років тому +385

    Well, what other kinds of belongings are there, besides personal? Public belongings? Do these people honestly think I might be travelling with a fountain I stole from the park?

    • @theschizoidman
      @theschizoidman 4 роки тому +18

      I couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes after that one.

    • @krugg2798
      @krugg2798 4 роки тому +6

      I honestly just kept on rewinding that part XD

    • @AndrewJones-yl6uu
      @AndrewJones-yl6uu 3 роки тому +1

      I know it's hilarious George Carlin it's hilarious we miss you dudes

    • @evepayler1461
      @evepayler1461 3 роки тому +2

      Personally I stole the fountain from the “friends” set

    • @robinjohnson6225
      @robinjohnson6225 2 роки тому

      Laughing still Sindbad is funny too

  • @maryhuhnke8496
    @maryhuhnke8496 2 роки тому +26

    Can you imagine the comedy of George during Covid, Pandemic and Biden?? It would be EPIC!!

    • @deanpahl8591
      @deanpahl8591 2 роки тому +2

      It would be hilarious!

    • @JEANSDEMARCO
      @JEANSDEMARCO 2 роки тому +7

      He wouldn't have enough material or time to cover the clown Trump!!

    • @raychernoff1135
      @raychernoff1135 Рік тому +1

      Even in the 30's there where adds on how to avoid colds and pneumonia

    • @Amp661
      @Amp661 Рік тому

      He would destroy Trump along with Biden and all that other stuff as well. He would blow a gasket over Covid, calling everyone a bunch of retards.

    • @lots3799
      @lots3799 Місяць тому +2

      I could just image the trump jokes,with the orange hair, tiny hands , and constant whining! 😅😅😅😅

  • @ilRosewood
    @ilRosewood 2 роки тому +4

    “Fuck you! I’m getting IN the plane.” For 30 years that line has been making me laugh.

  • @nitrohunter1315
    @nitrohunter1315 3 роки тому +111

    "Look, they nearly missed" always laugh at that point