Thank goodness someone in the State Department had Yovanivitch’s back and “got her out on the next plane”. I wonder what they know but can’t prove yet?
The DSS is an excellent organisation. When you have a president who even in his convoluted mind, he’s even consider to whack one of the state department’s ambassador because she didn’t want to do an illegal act to forego an action benefiting trumps chances for the 2020 election.
Outstanding monologue Stephen. You're a breath of fresh air after a full day of enduring all the madness going on in the world. Keep up the great comedy and entertainment you give us in each of your performances.
He got too emboldened and spoiled with the outcome of the mueller report thereby claiming that he’s the president and he can do anything! That’s a follow through during the campaign period when he said that he can shoot someone in the time square and not lose a vote!
@@JB-xl2jc I agree, I should have clarified that. What I meant to say is Trump made Colbert more popular. In fact, just about 2 years ago, Colbert has become the number 1 host of the late night show.
Abdelhak Khalil Ahhhh gotcha, that makes a lot more sense. I was a fan of Colbert since his Daily Show days and into the Report; but there’s no denying the current political idiocy has bumped his recognition and ratings!
Matt Coombes that’s the reason she was on the first plane out of there without being told why. The fbi knew the president’s goons were gonna assassinate her.
It’s scary stuff and sure needs investigating now - & since the FBI has completed its 4th investigation into Clinton (clearing her again) they have time to do something real
Their being prosecuted and sentenced needs to set a clear and formidable example that trying to harm our ambassadors will bring long and painful regret.
The "press secretary" Stephanie Grisham just tweeted about how outrageous it is that everyone who signed the articles of impeachment got a ceremonial pen, as is standard and traditional for big events. Trump's done the same. Furthermore, after the sharpiegate thing with the weather map during the hurricane, his website was selling customized markers for $15/pop.
She has too much self-respect for "the pen you can read from space" (or in Trump's case, "the scrawl you can identify with a drone headed for Iran")...
Mason Schwalm it’s so she can give away multiple pens used to sign the impeachment papers, it’s a pretty common practice for bills multiple people would want a souvenir from
I think that last line from Trump, "Ah to hell with it, I just have to suffer through it the way I have all my life" really reveals something about how he views the world and current events. I think he honestly believes, in his heart of hearts, that all this stuff will just blow over, that he's not gonna suffer any consequences for his behavior, just like he always hasn't. He thinks he just has to wait it out, to "suffer through it", and then everything will be fine.
There won't be any consequences and it will just blow over... Do you really think, in your heart of hearts, that Republicans will look at the evidence and vote with their conscience?
This. How does he get away with this? Just ask ”I don’t think you’re correct, can you name some of them?” And if he refuses, ask ”so we have to take your word on blind faith?”.
He loves himself more then he loves anything... even KFC... so I think he’s ok with that... if he could marry himself, he probably would... and then he probably wouldn’t ever get divorced again because he’s his own best match... >,> most other people can’t stand him in more then small doses.
Parnas has spilled the beans on "everyone in the loop." Where have we heard that before? Oh that's right, it was Sondland that said it too. But Parnas mentioned that BARR was also the team!
Trump doing a roll call is like he's checking for loyalty. Like he invited them all and he kept a list to see who showed up and who didn't. So awkward.
How is a foreign official saying "I'll help you get re-elected if you get rid of someone who says bad things about me" not the most corrupt thing imaginable?
One Woman Died Having Acid Thrown In Her Face. She Was With Team Yovanovitch! M. Yovanonvitch Left Ukraine remembering What Happened To Her. Now, (She) was being Threatened....., I'd Leave Too!!!!!!
@DAVID GOERTZ you do realize that trump is allowed to submit exculpatory evidence right? Yet he hasn't produced even a single document,nor has he allowed a single witness like Pompeo,Bolton or Mulvaney to testify. Sure...let's hear from Hunter Biden tho,even tho that's just SO fucking stupid but whatever,I dont even GAF. If Dumpy had any evidence or witnesses he could produce to prove hes innocent,why hasn't he done that yet? Or do you always believe what pathological liars like Dump tell ya?
Yes. It was actually all the primary colours from a box of Crayola (an added bonus is she gets in a free Queer Pride message - nothing like a little side-shade for Pence).
@Susan Sullivan there's nothing homophobic about that guys comment.. Queer is not an offensive term. And if you've defending pence, then you are lost, ma'am..
@Susan Sullivan really, Susan? That was your take from that post? Have fun in upside-down land, then (also, "homophobic" probably doesn't need the qualifier "rude", but as Little Ms Prissy here is struggling with simple English comprehension, let alone jokes, I can probably let that slide...). Also, Danny, I feel ya, but not a guy. But I don't really mind - and yeah, if a Pence-Defence is where that was going, then I'll just sashay on outta THIS thread. Girl's gotta have standards ;-)
God no. He has helped us way to much. Lower taxes has really helped my family survive and plus keeping my job with a huge raise I just got.. thank God Hilary didn't get in and tax us another 20 percent.. when you grow up and work one day you will understand
At least Hillary knew how to read a teleprompter and go to a rally without screaming lightbulbs that make him look orange when even an Oompa Loompa would so it looks like a blind man gave him a spray tan
@@yourfavoritegames4971 OMG.. that's why you hate him ? You will love Sharia law.. and when Democrats get back in free speech will be gone and posting bad comments about political persons can give you a massive life penalty in all other countries
@@jrtortellini2540 I, too, got a huge raise, but Trump remains an imbecile. I've been around since Eisenhower. Trump is the worst president in my lifetime. So when you say things like 'He has helped us way too much', I have no idea what you mean by 'us'. You are the spokesperson for no one. So, you must be speaking about yourself in which case it isn't surprising that you would think, like Trump, that the nation and the world revolves around you and your situation. More people haven't benefited one iota than have. The truth is that he is running his campaign as 'promises made, promises kept' - and yet he virtually hasn't kept any of the promise he made as he campaigned. You might respond by asking me to cite the facts and I will be happy to. The list is long, factual, and could make you cry. Or you, yes, you, can always bask in the knowledge that you, yes, you somehow benefited from something Trump did so much that you have to keep reminding everyone just how lucky we all are that you, yes, you, are doing well.
Trump: "I can shoot somebody at the senate impeachment trial and still won't get convicted." Moscow Mitch: "Yes you can, boss. Have fun!" Lindsey Graham: "You need my gun to do that, boss?" Rudy Giuliani: "Leave the corpse for me, boss, I haven't drunk human blood for days." Stephen Miller: "Did someone just say corpse?" [sounds of drooling]
Faux news: "I think it's disgusting that the democrats are more mad about the cannibalized person when the presidents shoulder is really hurting, that .38 had an awful lotta kickback, his ears just stopped ringing, I mean do the democrats even care about that!? Disgusting!"
That's enough!! Trump has done nothing wrong and you know it. He just sacrificed his lifestyle to save America and you just criticize him for no reason. Thanks to Trump, the American dream is back. He's a real hero. I thank God every day that he is our President and you should do the same.
A round for this man... this comment is as high as height goes. Now.. don't leave out any more monsters... we have perfect actors to star in the monster flicks. A merry monster flick time.
My NY friends said that he was not really popular pre 9/11. Everything is a façade. He was just as racist as Trump. The thing is Yorkers survives in BS. Got a friend that worked in car rental company in LV, said that the worst customers are from NYC. The reason is , according to my NY friends, NYC is so populationaly condensed that it push you to be competitive. That's y they believe that if you can make it in NYC you can make it anywhere.
It almost sounded like the Turtle was going to start crying. I guess the gravity of the situation had caught up with him, and he realised he was backing a lame horse.
madbug1965 Along with the roll of toilet paper that stuck to his shoe. Can you imagine what a tRump Presidential Library would contain........ lots of back copies of Hustler and other porno classics. Spankers Weekly comes to mind.👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼💕💕💕💕😂😂😂😂Love from Canada🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
The Trump Presidential Library is going to be a small rolling book cart, stacked with comic books, in the Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary inmates' library.
If, even after all the evidence has been brought into public light of day. The Republican party still insists upon hopping along the Drumhead of partisan exoneration. Then least we could do is to call the lot of em Joeys.
Momma likes too. Nearly everyone in my family are conservative Republicans. Not since I was 12 & my grandma knocked over a whole shelf of glass knickknacks 5 secs after lecturing us to keep our hands in our pockets, have I felt such glee.
Brings a smile to my face watching Nancy Pelosi take such great pleasure in signing the articles of impeachment.. Dear Mrs. Pelosi any chance of me getting one of those pens! Lmao! Inpeachadent Drumf 2020 : )
Bravo Stephen Colbert! Been waiting for this genius monologue since the Lev Parnas evidence drop and Maddow interview. That's just crazy how they were actually plotting a hit on Ambassador Marie from the inside.
"I could use some good lawyers" While that's true, I think being either a good person, or good at lawyering, would prevent a "good lawyer" from taking that job. That's why you're stuck with Rudy.
I guess we will find out if the GOP has a shred of dignity left.
We already did. They don't.
Sarah H We already know the answer.
They've already exposed themselves to what they are.
They don’t :)
Nefilum You said it!
Best phrase of 2020: "The Articles of Impeachment against Donald John Trump"
I'm still holding out for "The conviction and sentencing of Donald John Trump"...
...I guess one can dream.
@@JT-xj1pg Drumpf won't release it unless he gets to co-star in it.
@markmac I think we're more likely to see "disgraced president fakes heart attack."
Didn't know the j in donald j trump was john. Learned something new today.
The best phrase of 2021 will be "We executed the Russian Asset known as Donald J. Trump at 12:01 am..."
Thank goodness someone in the State Department had Yovanivitch’s back and “got her out on the next plane”. I wonder what they know but can’t prove yet?
The DSS is an excellent organisation.
When you have a president who even in his convoluted mind, he’s even consider to whack one of the state department’s ambassador because she didn’t want to do an illegal act to forego an action benefiting trumps chances for the 2020 election.
We need access to that safe...
Outstanding monologue Stephen. You're a breath of fresh air after a full day of enduring all the madness going on in the world. Keep up the great comedy and entertainment you give us in each of your performances.
Gotta laugh, even if it's maniacal.
That's what you get when you get your news from late shows that are classified as comedy entertainment. LOL !😉 "TDS"
For as long as the GOP 's fascist regime allows comedians.
If someone would just tell Trump that Obama can hold his breath for 10 whole minutes Trump wouldn't be president for much longer.
Ha ha i like
Conspiracat At least ten. Many people say it is many more than ten.
That is Manslaughter
Simple and Brilliant 😂😂
You're brilliant!
Clearly he's suffered from running the dishwasher ten times, or having to flush the toilets forever!
Well, if Trump didn’t keep flushing his diapers down the toilet, he wouldn’t keep clogging it!
We know hes lieing about flushing the toilet because hes full of $#@.
Jim Yarbrough we know he’s full of himself.
To be fair, with his diet maybe he does need to flush 10 times?
and does anyone think he’s run a dishwasher in his life?
Without the perfect phone call no one would've known about this mess.
He got too emboldened and spoiled with the outcome of the mueller report thereby claiming that he’s the president and he can do anything!
That’s a follow through during the campaign period when he said that he can shoot someone in the time square and not lose a vote!
This is Stephen Colbert's finest work! Every single joke deserves an EMMY.
True, there was some extremely high-quality stuff in there... and lots of it!
You will hate yourself for saying that soon .ua-cam.com/video/MRtEgdgj_XQ/v-deo.html
@@kalindatchev994 if it's anything but high quality laughter your probably being lied to. ua-cam.com/video/MRtEgdgj_XQ/v-deo.html
yo, you straight gangsta yo! you spit rhymes?
My favorite monologue this year.
When Mitch read "Donald John Trump" that third time, I think I actually heard some sadness and choking up in his voice.
@Pronto Spot0on, rather than ironic.
Michel Chartrand - nah, that was either just his breakfast, or the crow he is now being forced to eat.
I think we all heard...”how the hell I am going to cover this up?”
as per Randy Rainbow, we've found it's actually Donald Jessica Trump.
--Dave, the pink glasses are iconic
Nope!! He was choking on the skull of a small child.😂😂
“Trump immediately cited his favorite source: many.” 😂
Don't forget his imaginary friend, "Jim". 🤣
@@FrankieJamesNews ...or his token black friend
@@Vagajammer You mean HIS African American.
And Jared, from subway?
Aye, Mr Many People, Mr They Say, Mr My Friend Jim.. All the voices in his head?
"Two words not usually associated with President Trump. Knowledge and consent". Brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely! Trump made the late night shows' hosts! Colbert is really here because of Trump.
Abdelhak Khalil Colbert was successful long before Trump and will be long after him
@@JB-xl2jc I agree, I should have clarified that. What I meant to say is Trump made Colbert more popular. In fact, just about 2 years ago, Colbert has become the number 1 host of the late night show.
Abdelhak Khalil Ahhhh gotcha, that makes a lot more sense. I was a fan of Colbert since his Daily Show days and into the Report; but there’s no denying the current political idiocy has bumped his recognition and ratings!
@@JB-xl2jc And rightly so. Colbert was always good, but now he and his team are geniuses and the irony is that Trump uncovered that.
Sure sounds like they were planning to "take" Yovonovich out.
Matt Coombes that’s the reason she was on the first plane out of there without being told why. The fbi knew the president’s goons were gonna assassinate her.
Who hired Hyde? He's obviously a member of Murder, Inc.
It’s scary stuff and sure needs investigating now - & since the FBI has completed its 4th investigation into Clinton (clearing her again) they have time to do something real
Their being prosecuted and sentenced needs to set a clear and formidable example that trying to harm our ambassadors will bring long and painful regret.
And not for drinks.
She should have signed it with a sharpie, really...
😂😂😂😂😂
That would have been epic!
The "press secretary" Stephanie Grisham just tweeted about how outrageous it is that everyone who signed the articles of impeachment got a ceremonial pen, as is standard and traditional for big events. Trump's done the same. Furthermore, after the sharpiegate thing with the weather map during the hurricane, his website was selling customized markers for $15/pop.
She has too much self-respect for "the pen you can read from space" (or in Trump's case, "the scrawl you can identify with a drone headed for Iran")...
Mason Schwalm it’s so she can give away multiple pens used to sign the impeachment papers, it’s a pretty common practice for bills multiple people would want a souvenir from
I think that last line from Trump, "Ah to hell with it, I just have to suffer through it the way I have all my life" really reveals something about how he views the world and current events. I think he honestly believes, in his heart of hearts, that all this stuff will just blow over, that he's not gonna suffer any consequences for his behavior, just like he always hasn't. He thinks he just has to wait it out, to "suffer through it", and then everything will be fine.
There won't be any consequences and it will just blow over...
Do you really think, in your heart of hearts, that Republicans will look at the evidence and vote with their conscience?
He's so accomplished at suffering.
It's sad but probably true that he won't face many, if any consequences. We need to vote him out!
Ahh, isn't he just such a victim.
Like we've suffered his nastiness since the 2016 primary.
Giuliani: What’s your favorite lie?
Impotus: I don’t lie.
Giuliani: Mine too!
Perfect!
Brilliant
Love that one!!!
He called out the names as a threat to who would go down with him. Scare tactic 101
He'll also mention their families. He has no shame and no limit.
Lol, only limited intelligence. Never underestimate the depths of stupidity, though....
You Muslim?
Micheal Bay yes. You?
I really want a journalist to ask him the names of the
1. Many
2. A lot of people
3. People
4. Some
That he keeps bringing out to validate his lies.
aShura everyone, everybody, IN HISTORY
This. How does he get away with this? Just ask ”I don’t think you’re correct, can you name some of them?”
And if he refuses, ask ”so we have to take your word on blind faith?”.
@markmac Don't forget John Baron, that reliable source who sounds "nothing" like Trumo.
There are too many to name, any one of them can tell you that!
And what exactly are they always "saying"?
"I just have to suffer through it..." Most pathetic 'human' being, EVER.
Pretty much, though the ones that work willingly and lie so candidly for him are pretty close to that top spot.
"Trumo" fits really well actually; It's an anagram of "Tumor".
*Brilliant as ever.*
_Thank you so much Stephen for keeping us sane in this crazy times._
It's sad that were laughing at this. Not too long ago half the country would be out with pitch forks.
yo, you straight gangsta yo!
30%
That sounds like a plan, actually!
Now that would be a true "witch hunt".
Yeah, well that's illegal and also no one wants mace or tear gas and baton/shield bashing their faces.
This is how many times Stephen Colbert has roasted Trump
👇🏾
whatever it is not enough
You're so desperate for likes, that's sad
It never gets old!👌👍😆
markmac 🤭
Multiplied by ten.
Poor trump, he's had to live with himself his entire life.
Considering how narcissistic he is, probably the best life he could've had o.O
He loves himself more then he loves anything... even KFC... so I think he’s ok with that... if he could marry himself, he probably would... and then he probably wouldn’t ever get divorced again because he’s his own best match... >,> most other people can’t stand him in more then small doses.
@Filhote de Atum ya you're probably right but he still loves himself more. Lol
I really can't imagine anyone who deserves it more.
@@cmdraftbrn - ... YIPES!
Mitch sounded like he was about to cry .
@Ghenghis Khan Turtles are physically unable to cry.
Yup.. his career is done and he knows it. It’s a bad situation to be in for him. Damned if you do damned if you don’t so might as well play dumb
@@vivigesso3756 underrated
Parnas has spilled the beans on "everyone in the loop." Where have we heard that before? Oh that's right, it was Sondland that said it too. But Parnas mentioned that BARR was also the team!
I think he will be easy for them to discount. Just think of the Kavanagh fiasco
I'm not saying it's necessarily wrong, only that Parnas has shit credibility
@@steve1978ger He wants to stay out of jail.
As I understand it the Democrats rushed impeachment so Parnas’ testimony didn’t get included. A show for the media is all. Am I wrong?
This sounds exactly like the Michael Cohen testimony....how many ppl gotta tell the truth
Trump doing a roll call is like he's checking for loyalty. Like he invited them all and he kept a list to see who showed up and who didn't. So awkward.
Yep. That buffoon can't help himself.
That's good, Trump will be ready for his roll calls a few times a day in jail. Nice practice in reverse hahaha
Honestly
This is so true. Checking for loyalty but also a threat like ‘we’re all going down if we don’t stick together’
Well, he expected loyalty from James Comey. How did that turn out?
Citing his favorite source: "Many"
So he’s citing Legion, for he is many.
@@Chunkboi Many demons crawling around inside him.
Queen Anne's Revenge they’ve been trying to get out and find a better host.
That's tremendous!
@@queenannesrevenge1437 Covefe f'tagn.
I swear just leave trump with Gordon Ramsay in a room alone he'll confess to everything, I've been watching kitchen nightmares too much
I'm firmly convinced if you just left Trump in a room with a tape recorder and a mirror you'd have a full confession in fifteen minutes.
Do you need an intervention?
@@danielgehring7437 u mean seconds
Trump: My tax returns are good, perhaps the best in history of tax returns
Ramsay: Your lies...are bland, dry, dreadful. Ghastly.
Nino would get a confession out of him, and he'd have the pictures to prove it.
It’s a “witch hunt” huh?
Well we’ve found a lot of witches so far
Hahaha sure you have! You wouldn’t be talking out of your rear?
@@thomashooper9148 i know these libtard fools!! Since when is EVIDENCE considered something the. Courts use
@Dak Lamerbusch so he can enjoy his "many" friends,,er fiends,,,
@Didymus Mac Flynn is an innocent man who is now withdrawing his guilty plea because he's innocent.
Not even Holloween would have seen so many ghosts as the Republicans after elections this year! 💯
How is a foreign official saying "I'll help you get re-elected if you get rid of someone who says bad things about me" not the most corrupt thing imaginable?
One Woman Died Having Acid Thrown In Her Face. She Was With Team Yovanovitch! M. Yovanonvitch Left Ukraine remembering What Happened To Her. Now, (She) was being Threatened....., I'd Leave Too!!!!!!
It is
It was only Tuesday. He was just getting warmed up.😂😂
"Female fool"?
Yes because one of the best foreign ambassadors in American history, including 2 awards for her outstanding work..
Is a fool
[female] bc I guess Ukrainian has gendered nouns
they also called a military veteran with a purple heart a fake so
DISPOSE OF THE WOMAN
-- strange russian fox cartoon
Coming from the administration that put children in cages!
Ohh. Mr. Gunk, Gunk out.
so guilty---any senator who votes innocent is an accomplice.
Worse than that at this point; traitors.
Yup. Yeah. Yup.
Trump 2020... sue me
@DAVID GOERTZ you do realize that trump is allowed to submit exculpatory evidence right? Yet he hasn't produced even a single document,nor has he allowed a single witness like Pompeo,Bolton or Mulvaney to testify. Sure...let's hear from Hunter Biden tho,even tho that's just SO fucking stupid but whatever,I dont even GAF. If Dumpy had any evidence or witnesses he could produce to prove hes innocent,why hasn't he done that yet? Or do you always believe what pathological liars like Dump tell ya?
@DAVID GOERTZ You do realize Trump admitted to impeachable conduct? This is not about second hand witnesses. It's pretty fucking clear.
“Many” and “They” are equally his favorites.
The "many" only exists in his head.
But still loves them more than Eric!
He is Legion,,,
I’m wondering sometimes who’s talking, smeagol or gollum? Or the bloody lord of mordor!!
It wasn't pen after pen... she uses different colors to appeal to the man child president. That's the only way he will read it...oooh colorful
Yes. It was actually all the primary colours from a box of Crayola (an added bonus is she gets in a free Queer Pride message - nothing like a little side-shade for Pence).
@Susan Sullivan there's nothing homophobic about that guys comment.. Queer is not an offensive term. And if you've defending pence, then you are lost, ma'am..
@Susan Sullivan really, Susan? That was your take from that post? Have fun in upside-down land, then (also, "homophobic" probably doesn't need the qualifier "rude", but as Little Ms Prissy here is struggling with simple English comprehension, let alone jokes, I can probably let that slide...).
Also, Danny, I feel ya, but not a guy. But I don't really mind - and yeah, if a Pence-Defence is where that was going, then I'll just sashay on outta THIS thread. Girl's gotta have standards ;-)
If Trump is tired of suffering, he can always resign 🤔
God no. He has helped us way to much. Lower taxes has really helped my family survive and plus keeping my job with a huge raise I just got.. thank God Hilary didn't get in and tax us another 20 percent.. when you grow up and work one day you will understand
At least Hillary knew how to read a teleprompter and go to a rally without screaming lightbulbs that make him look orange when even an Oompa Loompa would so it looks like a blind man gave him a spray tan
@@yourfavoritegames4971 OMG.. that's why you hate him ? You will love Sharia law.. and when Democrats get back in free speech will be gone and posting bad comments about political persons can give you a massive life penalty in all other countries
@@jrtortellini2540 I, too, got a huge raise, but Trump remains an imbecile. I've been around since Eisenhower. Trump is the worst president in my lifetime. So when you say things like 'He has helped us way too much', I have no idea what you mean by 'us'. You are the spokesperson for no one. So, you must be speaking about yourself in which case it isn't surprising that you would think, like Trump, that the nation and the world revolves around you and your situation. More people haven't benefited one iota than have. The truth is that he is running his campaign as 'promises made, promises kept' - and yet he virtually hasn't kept any of the promise he made as he campaigned. You might respond by asking me to cite the facts and I will be happy to. The list is long, factual, and could make you cry. Or you, yes, you, can always bask in the knowledge that you, yes, you somehow benefited from something Trump did so much that you have to keep reminding everyone just how lucky we all are that you, yes, you, are doing well.
@@hungfao I'm assuming your an Obama fan with sweat blood and tears.. what the hell did he do for this country in 8 years ? What ?
I think Colbert’s staff _really_ enjoys mashing Mitch McConnel’s face with mythological creatures.
Mitchological creatures...
Their great inspiration is Moscow Mitch features himself 😀😀
Technically Cthulhu is a _literary_ creature...
Sending appreciation from New Zealand 🇳🇿!!
Thanks!
I would love to visit New Zealand
Every day is a fresh nightmare here
Trump: "I can shoot somebody at the senate impeachment trial and still won't get convicted."
Moscow Mitch: "Yes you can, boss. Have fun!"
Lindsey Graham: "You need my gun to do that, boss?"
Rudy Giuliani: "Leave the corpse for me, boss, I haven't drunk human blood for days."
Stephen Miller: "Did someone just say corpse?" [sounds of drooling]
Fox News: "Is shooting people even a crime, really?"
Faux news: "I think it's disgusting that the democrats are more mad about the cannibalized person when the presidents shoulder is really hurting, that .38 had an awful lotta kickback, his ears just stopped ringing, I mean do the democrats even care about that!? Disgusting!"
That's enough!! Trump has done nothing wrong and you know it. He just sacrificed his lifestyle to save America and you just criticize him for no reason. Thanks to Trump, the American dream is back. He's a real hero. I thank God every day that he is our President and you should do the same.
A round for this man... this comment is as high as height goes. Now.. don't leave out any more monsters... we have perfect actors to star in the monster flicks. A merry monster flick time.
Stephanie Grisham: appears on Fox, tweets a picture of the 2nd Amendment, and continues never giving a press briefing.
The notes were written on Ritz Carlton Vienna note paper. Wasn't Nunes in Vienna last year...???
Am off to DC. I have to watch the trial, LIVE. I have grandkids to tell the story. I have to be able to tell them I was there.🤣😂
Reena K Blas the trial will be a letdown lol
"It`s all in the family" made my day , but don`t make fun of Parnas, because he might save your country!!!
If Lev doesn't get "Epsteined " .
Stephen -- thank you and your entire crew for giving me back my sanity once a day, if only for 5 days a week!
Victor Hawkins same here
“Ava-cadaver ta-dead” I lost it 😂 I’m laughing so much right now 😂
Citing his favorite source: "many"
Legendary!
Yes, "many" refers to the FOX news team.
"It's all in the family". I died.
One of Stephen's finest monologues.
"America's mayor" to Trumplethinskin's crony...Has there ever been such a yuge fall from grace as Giuliani's? #bigly
It's worse than that ... more looney than Trump 🤣
Mike Barbas spot on brudda!! America’s mayor in America’s toilet!
I think that Rudy is begging to be on Trumps counsel to claim attorney client priveleges that he would not otherwise have!!
@ Mike Barbas Trumplethinskin, I love this! Trumplethinskin and his Trumpalumpas!
My NY friends said that he was not really popular pre 9/11. Everything is a façade. He was just as racist as Trump. The thing is Yorkers survives in BS. Got a friend that worked in car rental company in LV, said that the worst customers are from NYC. The reason is , according to my NY friends, NYC is so populationaly condensed that it push you to be competitive. That's y they believe that if you can make it in NYC you can make it anywhere.
I was soooo waiting on Stephen to say "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego". NAILED IT!!!
I was waiting for Marco?....................Rubio.
@@sharonmullins1957 that is fuuunnnnyyy😆😆
It almost sounded like the Turtle was going to start crying. I guess the gravity of the situation had caught up with him, and he realised he was backing a lame horse.
The jokes in this episode were so fuking on point lmao!
Truly the best Colbert clip ever. The writers were on fire when they wrote this!
I just fell out of my chair laughing, almost. Great show, Stephen.
One word for this administration ... jail! 👌👍😉
trump calling out names is a subtle way of threatening, "If I go down, you go down with me." Interesting there were no women mentioned in his litany.
Good point.
Jeff B good one ☝🏼
Once impeached, always impeached and forever impeached.
Even his imaginary friends don't answer him. SAD.
One of those pens is going to the Trump presidential library.
madbug1965 Along with the roll of toilet paper that stuck to his shoe. Can you imagine what a tRump Presidential Library would contain........ lots of back copies of Hustler and other porno classics. Spankers Weekly comes to mind.👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼💕💕💕💕😂😂😂😂Love from Canada🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
He doesn’t know how to read
The Trump Presidential Library is going to be a small rolling book cart, stacked with comic books, in the Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary inmates' library.
Lesley Leith don’t forget the rolled up copy of Forbes magazine and the video with those hookers in Moscow?
@@shrek1140 Nope, just wrote "The Art of the Deal", a best-seller that you couldn't comprehend if you multiplied your IQ by ten.
this is LITERALLY the most historical event in the history of the United States of America. #TrumpForPrison2020
It's not even in top ten, but it is important.
Agree
Only because impeachment will lose meaning to partisanship
Not really but i know what you mean.
If, even after all the evidence has been brought into public light of day. The Republican party still insists upon hopping along the Drumhead of partisan exoneration. Then least we could do is to call the lot of em Joeys.
"The trial is on like JohnSON, NixON, and ClinTON!" 😂🤣😂
Stephen deserves an EMMY for everytime he has delivered such good jokes just as the Mc’ Cthulu monster one. 😂
One of the best skits I’ve seen, performed and executed flawlessly
“citing his favorite source: Many”
yes. shorthand or "many idiots"
Ryan Encher Or perhaps his favourite Sauce, Special Sauce, from McDonalds. It’s even named after him.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wasn't that the antagonist from the horror sci-fi game System Shock 2?
Ok I lost it at "it's all in the family"
Haha.. Trump sounds like he's trying to reboot Romper Room.."I see David, and Johnny, and Billy, and Rudy..."
MixMastrKno1 Only a true Minnesotan wouldn’t understand romper room!
I can't wait till Democrats get back in and rid your filthy free speech.. you should be delt
Except a retarded criminal version. 😂😂
I guess we will see if individual senators have some kind of spine left.
Doubt it, but would be really impressed, if there were any...
Don't count on it.
Vegas wouldn't touch those numbers
Putin has a damaging file on everyone and they know it.
“Let’s obey laws.” LOL!!!
Trump has a second source: Some.
He has People, Some and Many.
Also his senses work intermittently from each other, sometimes he sees, sometimes he hears, he even reads sometimes.
Have you heard about “A YUGE Number?” Them, too.
Body once told me
Forte Piano: www.neilcic.com/mouthsounds/ www.neilcic.com/mouthsilence/ www.neilcic.com/mouthmoods/
Not to mention "some very smart people." ;-P
Momma likes too. Nearly everyone in my family are conservative Republicans. Not since I was 12 & my grandma knocked over a whole shelf of glass knickknacks 5 secs after lecturing us to keep our hands in our pockets, have I felt such glee.
armystitch I felt that! Delicious!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Personally, I feel like jumping around in glee like the ‘Berries and Cream’ weirdo in the old Starburst commercials.
That’s a crackin’ good story!
@@donantonio5646 you call trump "granny"?
"It's all in the family"
I feel like Colbert has DMed a lot of Dungeons and Dragons with that explanation. I was ready to get my dice and character sheet ready.
Locking him up, locking him up, locking him up.
I really needed this to laugh today. Love you Stephen Colbert Show 💖
This was one of the best Late Shows with Stephen Cthulhurt.
Truly. Mind-blowing.
Brings a smile to my face watching Nancy Pelosi take such great pleasure in signing the articles of impeachment..
Dear Mrs. Pelosi any chance of me getting one of those pens!
Lmao!
Inpeachadent Drumf
2020
: )
This shit is hilarious.... dude legit left a paper trail 😂
Quit giving me hope like hes actually going to he removed from office
Thank God for this monologue, Stephen, Trevor, Seth, Jimmie K, as we suffer through this admin.
And Randy Rainbow!
tRump: “Many (of the voices in my head) believe..”
This episode is pure magic. Thank you The Late Show. You keep us sane.
"He kept going..naming nobody in the room."
What kind trial is it when you know the verdict before it begins?
American.
5:34 he had to write the crime down. He couldn’t remember which crime he had gone there to commit.
What has he suffered through all his life?
Answer: Bone Spurs.
Answer: Moronic thinking
Not a damn thing. Daddy took care of him.
Constipation of the brain, diarrhea of the mouth
I'm surprised he hasn't made up an ultra rare condition that only he has because he is so special
@Mike Keller his golden toilets are s***y.
04:47 How did he not say "middle-aged Charlie Brown?" The hair is perfect XD
They should hire you as a consultant! 😆
"Where's Jared - where's David - where's Mike ... Where am I??"
Kris.i > Where’s my cell mates!!
When Trump keeps rambling on with his usual self-pitying whining , they should just drown him out with music, like they do at award shows.
"Knowledge and consent..."
Hello, 911? I'd like to report a murder.....
You might want the Fire Department...
Bravo Stephen Colbert! Been waiting for this genius monologue since the Lev Parnas evidence drop and Maddow interview. That's just crazy how they were actually plotting a hit on Ambassador Marie from the inside.
Rudy looks like he looked into the Ark.
So do you lol
No that's Mitch McConnell, it was one of his alter egos.
Frank Walsh - That makes me want to watch Indiana Jones again.
J T - I can’t tell if you’re defending Giuliani or are just being a dick.
@@JT-xj1pgBe Nice!
Stephen Colbert - Better coverage than CNN!!!
💯🤗
Moscow Mitch sounds like he's about to cry as he reads "The articles of impeachment against donald john trump"
GnarlyKicks it’s just his neck wattle vibrating and choking him up 🥰
@@MareShoop eww, that guy is so gross LOL
“The Articles of Impeachment for Donald John Trump...” So, was it good for you too?
You finished too early
@Mike Keller Let's save it for the verdict or outcome.
Janell Evans - Everyone who isn’t in complete denial knows the outcome. That’s why we have to celebrate the little things.
Sorry, I'm not taking my eyes off the prize.
Janell Evans - Then you’ll have a front row seat to the tragedy.
Moscow Mitch sounds like he choking up on them words 😂😂😂
Where the PPP tape measure 🐸👹🐀
@@redwolfcanisrufus ya he did, could barely get them out near the end 😂😂
@@lebredamcelroy832 I see your still on the pipe...its ok, when sanders wins 2020 you can get that looked at with your free healthcare 💩🤡🤯🤯
"I could use some good lawyers"
While that's true, I think being either a good person, or good at lawyering, would prevent a "good lawyer" from taking that job. That's why you're stuck with Rudy.
Parnas' said Hyde was "never not drunk". (apparently accounting for his stooopid texts)
"Ya don't write the crime down, ya DUMMY!" 🤣🤣🤣
This is one of the best monologues! Zany at times, and very serious at others. Well researched, and well done?
I do declare that's the first time I've EVER seen a man with "The Vapours"! Well done, Stephen.
never knew a nearly-fainting Dad-figure could be so sexy...
Yep...he lost it. Trump is now “Miss Mary Anne - Romper Room”
25TH!... ITS NOT TOO LATE! (Actually, it’s the perfect time)
Noooooo. He’d get away with everything. I want him impeached AND imprisoned!
sheila taylor Sheeeeet, like he’s not getting away with everything now?
I thought the J stood for "Jackass"?
😂💯
@ Nah, he's not even smart enough.
President 💩: “The J stands for ‘jene-yiss’.”
same : )
Stephen Colbert is a maniac 😂 gotta love him
I agree. This guys sucks