Trump Was So Upset by Jimmy Kimmel’s Jokes His White House Staff Asked Disney to Censor Him

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  • @SprinklerGuru2024
    @SprinklerGuru2024 Рік тому +153

    This is a once in a lifetime monolog, Jimmy!!! Well Done!!

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +1001

    If you're pissing T**** off, you're doing something right! Keep it up, Jimmy Kimmel! At least you're not the one being sued for over a billion dollars!

    • @antionettegreer6635
      @antionettegreer6635 Рік тому +16

      Yes dig that 👍😂

    • @rkkdogdogg
      @rkkdogdogg Рік тому +7

      Iove trump fjb trump 2024

    • @ericellison2574
      @ericellison2574 Рік тому +32

      ​@@rkkdogdogg Simpleton

    • @jessprice6468
      @jessprice6468 Рік тому +5

      If you continue to talk about Trump then he lives in your head. Jimmy fails to see that. Even Trump supporters don't talk about him that much. His haters love to for some reason. They must love the guy. 🤷‍♀️

    • @suebarnes8212
      @suebarnes8212 Рік тому +28

      ​@Jess Price
      This hypocritical news just came out, he shouldn't mention it?

  • @stevemiller7949
    @stevemiller7949 Рік тому +680

    This will be forever a badge of honor for Jimmy.🙂🙂❤️💯

    • @WaterlooExpat
      @WaterlooExpat Рік тому +20

      The same goes for Bill Maher. He revels in all of the insults that Trump has aimed at him over the years.

    • @rohankurian5641
      @rohankurian5641 Рік тому +5

      💪🇺🇸💪🇺🇸💪🇺🇸

    • @barbaragall5792
      @barbaragall5792 Рік тому


      .

    • @zjjohnson3827
      @zjjohnson3827 Рік тому +8

      The second I heard that headline I couldn’t wait to see what Jimmy had to say about it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gailcapshaw5772
      @gailcapshaw5772 Рік тому +5

      @@zjjohnson3827 same here. I really needed a laugh ❤️😁❤️

  • @MichaelWaiteMusic
    @MichaelWaiteMusic Рік тому +121

    This is great stuff, relief from the news. We miss you, Jimmy, along with your writers and everyone who makes the show happen. But I know I’m not the only one who supports the union. Solidarity forever!

    • @ajaym6795
      @ajaym6795 8 днів тому

      You're a very realistic bot 😲

  • @eire787
    @eire787 Рік тому +2610

    This is by far my favorite way to consume political news, it makes the pure insanity easier to swallow

    • @diamoneyes3737
      @diamoneyes3737 Рік тому +39

      💯

    • @kateskeys
      @kateskeys Рік тому +40

      🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

    • @Jessiejim1
      @Jessiejim1 Рік тому +42

      How true my friend so true 👍

    • @justagirlsd3000
      @justagirlsd3000 Рік тому +81

      Totally! Between Kimmel and Colbert, they both helped me get through it.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +92

      How TF that man was ever our president, I will never understand!

  • @janewatkins9801
    @janewatkins9801 Рік тому +283

    Well done Jimmy, you're an absolute star 🌟 .

  • @markrowley8073
    @markrowley8073 Рік тому +366

    It does my heart good to know that you get under his skin! Please keep it up go hard on him 💪

    • @thelapander
      @thelapander Рік тому +4

      The fact that you're writing online that you can joy out of someone else being aggravated just shows your parents did an extremely poor job raising you

    • @jimwind7589
      @jimwind7589 Рік тому +15

      ​@@thelapanderohh bless your heart sweetie.

    • @matthewbeard7225
      @matthewbeard7225 Рік тому

      you're displaying a soft narcissistic psychopathy

    • @thelapander
      @thelapander Рік тому

      @@matthewbeard7225 based on what

    • @stevepatrickjarvis
      @stevepatrickjarvis Рік тому +11

      @@thelapander You mean the way trump has done time and time again?

  • @macforme
    @macforme Рік тому +101

    Thank you ABC and Disney for letting Kimmel continue to do his magic of cheering us up through hard times.

  • @harryschaefer8563
    @harryschaefer8563 Рік тому +47

    "Quid Pro Comb-over" is great!

  • @AJMuggz
    @AJMuggz Рік тому +399

    As we used to say when I was a kid: "He can dish it out, but he can't take it." What a candyass.

    • @ianthesoccerref
      @ianthesoccerref Рік тому +5

      PAB🤗

    • @OGKingofmeh
      @OGKingofmeh Рік тому +6

      EXACTLY!

    • @aquamarineblue8690
      @aquamarineblue8690 Рік тому +10

      What a candyass? Best word of 2023

    • @Kelly_Ben
      @Kelly_Ben Рік тому +5

      ​@@aquamarineblue8690 🤣 😂 I used that word 25 years ago! It's a classic, time for a comeback.

    • @p.j.m.d.1948
      @p.j.m.d.1948 Рік тому +5

      ...now that's a word i haven't heard in ages. An oldie but goodie!! I'm gonna start using it again! CANDYASS trump...has a nice ring to it...🤣🤣🤣

  • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
    @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 Рік тому +1780

    I've been looking forward to this monologue all day. There couldn't possibly be a better addition to a late night host's resume than, "The President of the United States tried to get me taken off the air". Jimmy deserves a victory lap for that one.

    • @kateskeys
      @kateskeys Рік тому +38

      Only one?

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому +15

      The guy is just annoying every night with the Trump jokes gotten old and boring he's lost half his audience just gotten tiresome

    • @l.b.5892
      @l.b.5892 Рік тому +186

      @@danmcgriff1421 Yeah no. LOVE them... keep them coming Jimmy 💖

    • @antionettegreer6635
      @antionettegreer6635 Рік тому +33

      Absolutely 👍

    • @brucesmith1544
      @brucesmith1544 Рік тому +12

      Nice try Jimmy

  • @57trensota75
    @57trensota75 Рік тому +161

    Omigosh, I love this! That man has brought shame to our country by publicly calling people names. It seems trivial, but it demeans the office he held; It's just the icing on his self-destructing cake.

  • @DavidTheHypnotist
    @DavidTheHypnotist Рік тому +119

    I absolutely LOVE Jimmy Kimmel! That was the funniest monologue I’ve EVER SEEN!

  • @belindatriplett7157
    @belindatriplett7157 Рік тому +42

    I love JKL. Your monologues are hilarious and so honest. Jimmy Kimmel keep doing what you do. #45 is our national disgrace. Continue to beautifully exercise your right to free speech.

  • @babilabub
    @babilabub Рік тому +341

    Kimmel’s writing staff are sharp ! Kudos for this monologue. 👏

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 Рік тому +8

      The writers are sharp, but they do have an endless plethora of 'situations' to choose from.

  • @AdamCancelseda-c3j
    @AdamCancelseda-c3j 9 місяців тому +10

    Jimmy Kimmel thanks to your tv program Lot of us have good times we work hard many of us have Two jobs so the only time we have for to take a chance to seat and relax for a bit we wash your very funny and awesome show thanks You Jimmy Kimmel

    • @FourTwenny
      @FourTwenny 25 днів тому

      Hello. Are you an LLM? Sorry for asking.

  • @gwencampbell9779
    @gwencampbell9779 Рік тому +61

    Jimmy, you’re the best; love those nicknames, I couldn’t stop laughing.

  • @CC-vw1cs
    @CC-vw1cs Рік тому +88

    Keep rubbing those names in, great show Jimmy !

  • @hank0455
    @hank0455 Рік тому +42

    Oh! Honest to pete Jimmy. Can't wait to see what you have tonight. He certainly deserves it. Your ratings are through the roof.

    • @garys7184
      @garys7184 2 місяці тому +1

      Beating Stephen Clodbert really isn't saying much. I'll stick to Gutfeld & other shows whose numbers are WAY higher. (because there are SO MANY to choose from)

  • @annefischer1433
    @annefischer1433 Рік тому +66

    This was Choice! The Litany of descriptions of Trump can't be topped! Congratulations to your writers for outdoing themselves and Jimmy of course delivering them!

  • @cbk7744
    @cbk7744 Рік тому +166

    I'm thankful for Jimmy and Guillermo in my life😁

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому +1

      They are not in your life they don't even know you're alive get a grip on reality

    • @rabbit251
      @rabbit251 Рік тому +4

      Guillermo is one of the things I like about Jimmy. Guillermo was a literally a lowly security guard and Jimmy thought it would be a good idea to promote him and make him his sidekick. And it has worked so well over the years. My favorite is when Guillermo showed up to Matt Damon's hotel in Florida (to promote his movie) and Guillermo instead asked a list of insulting questions from Jimmy. That was hilarious! This bit was good too. And it is very obvious when Jimmy asks him how he was through the storm that it was unrehearsed and he gave genuine answer, which also showed the kind of person Guillermo is...a nice person.

    • @askew9976
      @askew9976 Рік тому +2

      Guillermo is the GOAT. 👏🏻👏🏻

    • @wga4139
      @wga4139 Рік тому +4

      ​@@danmcgriff1421 you misunderstood the comment :D

    • @cbk7744
      @cbk7744 Рік тому +2

      @@danmcgriff1421 I didn't say I was in their lives. Lighten up... be happy with your life. Maybe then you won't be triggered by a UA-cam comment.

  • @BabyYoda230
    @BabyYoda230 Рік тому +163

    😅😅😅😅😅Keep it coming Jimmy.

  • @TheRealMake-Make
    @TheRealMake-Make Рік тому +194

    1:19 “You’d think the guy who fathered Eric and Don Junior would know how to handle jokes, but I guess not.”
    Write on, writer! Well-delivered by Jimmy, as expected.

    • @oc2821
      @oc2821 Рік тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mariaeugeniapantschenko9859
      @mariaeugeniapantschenko9859 11 місяців тому +1

      Well I think he found ozempic he is looking just overweight not obese

  • @arthurmontana8791
    @arthurmontana8791 Рік тому +983

    Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, and Seth Meyers are bright lights in a very dark nation. They tell the truth with much needed comic relief.

    • @jeffd9782
      @jeffd9782 Рік тому +53

      100% agree. It would have been horrible without them during the tRump years and then the pandemic

    • @bozobarr
      @bozobarr Рік тому +40

      I thought I was one of the few with that trio of must-see TV. *high five*

    • @thatthingthatisaid65
      @thatthingthatisaid65 Рік тому +9

      What about Greg Gutfeld? He's more funny than cancer.

    • @arthurmontana8791
      @arthurmontana8791 Рік тому

      @@jeffd9782 True; but I'm afraid that we're still in the tRump years. He and his MAGAT GOP are still working to destroy democracy.

    • @jackderipper2233
      @jackderipper2233 Рік тому +12

      Agreed!

  • @SummitPeakRadio
    @SummitPeakRadio Рік тому +54

    100% spot on! Well done JK!

  • @sandra47958
    @sandra47958 Рік тому +104

    Great show Jimmy you gave him everything he deserves lmao! God bless America 🇺🇸 vote blue for Democracy and your beautiful rights as American citizen 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @aaronthomas2685
    @aaronthomas2685 2 місяці тому +15

    That's hilarious keep it up Kimmel you have my support

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 Рік тому +113

    Love Jimmy, Guillermo, and crew! 🤗🩵🩵🩵

  • @mosfet7575
    @mosfet7575 Рік тому +447

    No one else mocks Trump so savagely. These videos are great.

  • @buctorque4313
    @buctorque4313 Рік тому +566

    Lets give Jimmy a standing ovation.

  • @DianeBotos
    @DianeBotos Рік тому +140

    Good for Jimmy Kimmel. He is telling it like it is! Keep it up Jimmy!

  • @kateskeys
    @kateskeys Рік тому +160

    Love-REALLY love the TRUMP bashing. Thanks Jimmy K

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому

      Imagine if he did that the Joe Biden every night

  • @markberman8958
    @markberman8958 Рік тому +71

    Lost one of my best friends today. Thanks Jimmy for everything you do. You make life a lot easier to get through even during the hardest of times!

    • @donnas6474
      @donnas6474 Рік тому +6

      Sorry for your loss. Lost two of my BFF, one in September of 2022 and January 2023 truly missing them.

    • @missypowell1150
      @missypowell1150 Рік тому +5

      So sorry for your troubles ❤️

    • @lindahoh87
      @lindahoh87 Рік тому +1

      I'm so sorry for your loss 🙏😔

  • @mattthomas1978
    @mattthomas1978 Рік тому +182

    Way to go Jimmy. Love to listening to your monologues especially when you make fun of Petulant Trump.

  • @terrietidwell2283
    @terrietidwell2283 Рік тому +55

    Keep up the good work Jimmy.

  • @vikilindsay8551
    @vikilindsay8551 Рік тому +95

    BEST MONOLOGUE EVER!!!!

  • @itaikolin8264
    @itaikolin8264 Рік тому +398

    Does anyone else always laugh so hard at his jokes? Idk why but I enjoy his show so much. Thank you Mr. Kimmel!

    • @joanneclarke771
      @joanneclarke771 Рік тому +7

      You explained what I could not. That’s why I love them so much.

    • @cobwebtheorem7538
      @cobwebtheorem7538 Рік тому +4

      100th like!

    • @edgarcayce2.02
      @edgarcayce2.02 Рік тому +4

      Also, Jimmy is humble...unlike Colbert, who never misses a chance to toot his own horn.

    • @cakerbaker9965
      @cakerbaker9965 Рік тому +1

      The crocs in the microwave for the ugly a$$ Kanye shoes was a Colbert joke…Jimmy’s writers stole it Lol

    • @ranmaster9447
      @ranmaster9447 Рік тому +1

      Not funny.

  • @MikesOrganicVideos
    @MikesOrganicVideos Рік тому +346

    I had missed a lot of these Trump nicknames. Thanks for going through them all, Jimmy. Love your monologue. Always.

    • @ianthesoccerref
      @ianthesoccerref Рік тому

      Bugs Bunny had him labeled decades ago...
      What a Maroon. What a Nincowpoop. What an Imbessile.

    • @berniecom728
      @berniecom728 Рік тому +17

      Well we know Trump is sitting down with his McDonald Cheeseburgers watching Jimmy Kimmel's show.

    • @04938dreadfelix
      @04938dreadfelix Рік тому +18

      Trump is the original Karen. They even have the same hair style. He is thier Queen bee.

    • @Aaron.Henderson
      @Aaron.Henderson Рік тому +15

      He was the first clown president of America.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Рік тому +7

      That was just a few.

  • @joec3160
    @joec3160 Рік тому +143

    Thank you Jimmy. You and your team are amazing.

  • @RandyLetellier-bu9eq
    @RandyLetellier-bu9eq Рік тому +15

    Keep it up Jimmy , you're right on.

  • @DrownedInExile
    @DrownedInExile Рік тому +434

    That nickname-monologue was a freaking riot!

    • @brandonsanmann3931
      @brandonsanmann3931 Рік тому +2

      Unlike 1/6/21

    • @LeTrashPanda
      @LeTrashPanda Рік тому +20

      I think Dictator Tot is my favorite 😆

    • @prodemocracyseth
      @prodemocracyseth Рік тому

      @@brandonsanmann3931 You mean just like J6th, right? That was a riot, then turned into an insurrection.

    • @brandonsanmann3931
      @brandonsanmann3931 Рік тому +1

      @@prodemocracyseth Yes

    • @jonnybravvo4282
      @jonnybravvo4282 Рік тому +1

      @@brandonsanmann3931 that was a riot. This was a pathetic attempt at using Trumps style against him 🤣

  • @BrooklynBoy83
    @BrooklynBoy83 Рік тому +106

    I knew this was coming 😂😂😂. DT has inadvertently started his own roast.

    • @BarkerT
      @BarkerT Рік тому +1

      Is that the same DT who loves free speech?

  • @patrickdevlin3552
    @patrickdevlin3552 Рік тому +61

    F*cking love you, Jimmy!
    Don't go changin'

  • @ianmccorriston2902
    @ianmccorriston2902 2 місяці тому +19

    I'm glad to see that someone has a sense of humor. We are all going to need a good one.

  • @Bargoth60
    @Bargoth60 Рік тому +20

    "Better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."

  • @suefila6699
    @suefila6699 Рік тому +187

    Thank you Jimmy! Anyone who is able to get under Trump’s skin and infuriate him, deserves a medal! Keep up the good work!

    • @brandondrew-c4t
      @brandondrew-c4t Рік тому +3

      It's Kinda sick how much he talks about Trump. I'm so sick of comedians talking about Trump good God find something else at this point Jimmy his pushing votes to Trump

    • @jrok2979
      @jrok2979 Рік тому

      @@brandondrew-c4t Exactly! These poor excuses they call comedians these days is a joke, all they do is bash the right... that's comedy? They should be making fun of the guy who can't remember what year it is, who can't walk up steps, and literally falls asleep while giving a speech...that's Biden for you lefties who are in the dark

  • @treefolkhero2850
    @treefolkhero2850 Рік тому +260

    Thank you, Jimmy. I recently cut off all communications with 4 people who I have known since high school (known them for over 16 years). It was a difficult decision but nowhere near as difficult as reading the toxic chats/bogus articles that were posted to our chat group.
    Your show gives me strength and please don’t give up the hard work.
    Our country is divided and shows like yours will slowly unite us again through humor.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 Рік тому +43

      Just recently? Kicked mine to the curb over ten years ago… when they sent me a terribly butchered edit of Obama. Either they’re beyond ignorant or thought I was. Fifty years of friendship - poof!

    • @lawrencerobinson9979
      @lawrencerobinson9979 Рік тому

      Same here, I've got a sister who believes ALL Democrats are demon possessed, Trump is ordained by God himself.

    • @TheBadMan95.
      @TheBadMan95. Рік тому +8

      "We should all unite" then divides over politics 😂 Then you continue to go on over bogus articles.. which is more than likely what this entire video is using to bring content.. try to be transparent soys.

    • @p.j.m.d.1948
      @p.j.m.d.1948 Рік тому +25

      I did that to a few people until i realized they need to be educated on the truth. Lol...a few have now cut me off. I guess they can't handle it. It's like they short circuit when confronted with verifiable FACTS...

    • @jimwind7589
      @jimwind7589 Рік тому +21

      ​@@mph650it's not "both sides". One side is immoral and actively attempted a coup.

  • @DougCanney1
    @DougCanney1 Рік тому +59

    You rocked it Jimmy, great writing, great delivery, I literally was walking and laughing as I was listening.

  • @Shasha-yg1mm
    @Shasha-yg1mm Рік тому +498

    President Karen. LOL!! Priceless.

    • @ssamcobalt4956
      @ssamcobalt4956 Рік тому +4

      Everything has a price

    • @lewiskayala5739
      @lewiskayala5739 Рік тому +3

      😁🤣

    • @joseh84
      @joseh84 Рік тому +4

      PAB, PK, I’m sure there’s a bunch more nicknames for him 😂

    • @goosengander1259
      @goosengander1259 Рік тому

      Doesn't take much to amuse you does it. Small brain perhaps?

    • @Shasha-yg1mm
      @Shasha-yg1mm Рік тому +6

      Your right. Especially when it involves President Karen.

  • @drstevenrey
    @drstevenrey Рік тому +175

    Getting upset by jokes on late night shows means that the jokes actually hit home right in the kisser.

  • @monti8415
    @monti8415 Рік тому +138

    I APPLAUD anyone who can make fun of Dumpy and make me laugh....Bravo Jimmy!

  • @rachael7730
    @rachael7730 Рік тому +89

    Jimmy I love you keep it up! Thank you for putting a smile on my face! I'm going through a lot with my cancer and people who are moving away from me cause they don't want to see me pass away I do understand that but your NY hero to make me smile and your there for me every night when I'm alone just wanted to say thank you for being my friend 😢 bless your ❤️ and I try to pay it forward everyday🎉 sincerely your friend Rachael Simonsmeier

    • @wolfslair31
      @wolfslair31 Рік тому +5

      Hi. Hope you have recovered. x

    • @righttoouropinionthanks4710
      @righttoouropinionthanks4710 Рік тому +5

      I’m so sorry Rachel for what you are going through. I too have had many health issues (yep, cancer too!) & I know how hard it is just getting through the day! But please try to remember no matter how bad it gets for us, there is always, always someone else out there who has it worse. God bless you, you are in my prayers!! ❤🙏

    • @kathymullins1362
      @kathymullins1362 10 місяців тому +2

      I wish you health and happiness. May God bless you. You have my prayers.

  • @smm2476
    @smm2476 Рік тому +78

    Way to go Jimmy. The majority of the country hates T-Rump. You are our voice!!! Keep up the good work.

  • @vikingstigr
    @vikingstigr Рік тому +801

    His names for Trump was one of the small joys that got me through covid 🤣

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому +10

      Simple Minds are easily pleased

    • @johnscott2849
      @johnscott2849 Рік тому +78

      @@danmcgriff1421 And you just described yourself and trump.

    • @ddennis2430
      @ddennis2430 Рік тому +6

      Didnt take much to impress you

    • @rugr82day
      @rugr82day Рік тому +20

      I think of Don Jr as "DJ TJ" because of Jimmy.

    • @hirozhen7475
      @hirozhen7475 Рік тому +53

      @@danmcgriff1421 "I love the poorly educated" - Donald J. Trump. At least someone loves you.

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 Рік тому +73

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 🤗 ❤️👍

  • @joylynne1343
    @joylynne1343 Рік тому +12

    😂😅😂 Hilarious. TY for much-needed laughter. "Laughter is the best medicine! ." 😂😅😂

  • @doctorbeanis
    @doctorbeanis Рік тому +31

    Preach Jimmy!!! Keep doing it!!!

  • @clemfandango5886
    @clemfandango5886 Рік тому +117

    The GQP loves free speech, unless it doesn't benefit them. Bunch of hypocrites.😆😆😆

    • @pennyparks7997
      @pennyparks7997 Рік тому +1

      That means they DO NOT love free speech - they love their own rhetoric period

    • @pieperv
      @pieperv Рік тому

      The GQP philosophy is Freedom of speech for me but not for thee.

    • @clemfandango5886
      @clemfandango5886 Рік тому

      @@kendraadman7229 Hello hypocrite Kendra. Not sure how that makes me "woke" - the favorite word of the GQP, I'm an adult, I don't use that word, but surely you see the irony. Maybe not.

    • @mphmph1198
      @mphmph1198 26 днів тому +1

      Following the Stormy Daniels cue, I think Jimmy should ask for at least a million.

    • @christopherboye7112
      @christopherboye7112 24 дні тому

      @@pieperv You have it all backwards. The left is the censorship faction in American politics (duhhh). Pathological self-hating passive aggressive traitor liars always reject alternative viewpoints.

  • @alisaoliver1969
    @alisaoliver1969 Рік тому +111

    That name list was killing it!! I'm on the floor!! 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 President Karen ♥️

  • @barbaramartin6121
    @barbaramartin6121 Рік тому +4

    And you're right Jimmy Kimmel 100% 100% thank you so very much you're so funny and so true every bit of it all right Jimmy Kimmel❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @cableknitter7346
    @cableknitter7346 Рік тому +389

    The late night comedians demonstrate exactly why the most influential person in a king's court was often the court jester: he was able to speak truth to power, through humor

    • @stephenbingham5935
      @stephenbingham5935 Рік тому +17

      Indeed , ditto the royal cook. In Lardo's case the cook is Ronald McDonald.

    • @MrBrndin
      @MrBrndin Рік тому +5

      You believe that after the last 3 years? Jesus.

    • @ferox965
      @ferox965 Рік тому +13

      ​@@MrBrndin Fox fan fiction.

    • @RedQueenCreative_Roxie
      @RedQueenCreative_Roxie Рік тому +2

      Stand up philosopher!

    • @nancydemoss2945
      @nancydemoss2945 Рік тому +3

      They can toss Jimmy Fallon into the ocean. Of course, he's so full of self love and hot air he'd never sink.

  • @billmills9991
    @billmills9991 Рік тому +62

    This is great excellence Jimmy great monolog one of your very best 👌

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +158

    Somewhere out there, poor little Donnie is lining his face with orange streaks, as his little rage tears tumble down into his tiny, tiny hands.

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому +3

      Some people have a lot of time on their hands to write that kind of nonsense

    • @glenod
      @glenod Рік тому

      @@danmcgriff1421 still doesnt make his comment any less true, us critical thinkers know what trump is, and what he is like, hes publically, world wide, made a co ck of him self all the time.

    • @eddyblackmore2834
      @eddyblackmore2834 Рік тому +34

      @@danmcgriff1421 It could be worse. They could be leaping to defend a grifting coward who's done everything he possibly can to bilk his supporters and never once shown an ounce of basic human decency.

    • @stirlingfletcher7040
      @stirlingfletcher7040 Рік тому +15

      ​@@danmcgriff1421 😭😭😭😭😭😭 more ❄
      🤣🤣🤣

    • @danmcgriff1421
      @danmcgriff1421 Рік тому

      @@eddyblackmore2834 you sound like the perfect MSNBC viewer

  • @ViceKnIghtTA
    @ViceKnIghtTA 3 місяці тому +8

    Jimmy Kimmel, you have earned my respect

  • @ziply123
    @ziply123 Рік тому +52

    I think this is perhaps the best Kimmel -- and Guillermo -- segment I have ever seen. I am weak with laughter. I really needed this!

  • @adb888
    @adb888 Рік тому +105

    Okay, this WAS FIRE... Jimmy and his writers killed this episode.

    • @TravelwithTasha393
      @TravelwithTasha393 Рік тому +3

      Yes, it was good!! You can tell Jimmy was pissed off. It was funny but it was rooted in him being pissed off

  • @eugenestandingbear6516
    @eugenestandingbear6516 Рік тому +23

    Genius comedy . Very refreshing, thank you folks.

  • @joemomma4106
    @joemomma4106 2 місяці тому +5

    God bless you Jimmy! keep em Coming 😂😂😂😂🎉

  • @ragle8684
    @ragle8684 Рік тому +39

    Go Jimmy! The man that makes the truth hilarious! Thanks Brah!

  • @rubyrosemary1210
    @rubyrosemary1210 Рік тому +77

    I Love You Jimmy Kimmel!!!

  • @shmootube5000
    @shmootube5000 Рік тому +66

    Best Kimmel monologue in a while, I’ll never tire of roasting Nostradumbass, AND we get Guillermo acting, beautiful.

  • @jackielanestephan8666
    @jackielanestephan8666 Рік тому +6

    Wow! Absolutely Perfect!

  • @jenniepicard843
    @jenniepicard843 Рік тому +92

    I love him he tells it just like it is.

  • @kimmygumdrop
    @kimmygumdrop Рік тому +71

    JIMMY KIMMEL IS THE BEST!!! ROCK ON 🤣🤣 You're show is the absolute BEST part of my days/nights!!

  • @SunnyIlha
    @SunnyIlha Рік тому +185

    This whole opening monologue is outrageous great!!
    Jimmy almost didn't break a sentence or word!
    Honestly grounded, whopping humor!

    • @cccccc4532
      @cccccc4532 Рік тому +11

      I'm always bummed there's no monologue on the weekend! Hes the best!

    • @ksc743
      @ksc743 Рік тому +8

      Jimmy's memory is razor sharp. Those first couple of minutes...👌😄

  • @jonellis6235
    @jonellis6235 Рік тому +8

    You’re doing something right!!!

  • @lisarichards6687
    @lisarichards6687 Рік тому +37

    I always love him, but tonight was EXCEPTIONAL! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @linapeters8620
    @linapeters8620 Рік тому +43

    Goodness Jimmy Kimmel, each day you bring a smile and laugh in my life. Thank you, best wishes from Germany

    • @JacquelineFox-xo6jn
      @JacquelineFox-xo6jn Рік тому +1

      European.. We are always going to bob you a puppy. Of course I know, Thanks for no cruelty ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @roywhitman7109
    @roywhitman7109 Рік тому +16

    Thank you!! Your political satire is the greatest!!

  • @feliciabarosa2553
    @feliciabarosa2553 Рік тому +13

    Keep it coming Jimmy….lol….❤you

  • @anna-mariepellett4362
    @anna-mariepellett4362 Рік тому +19

    🦋Hilarious, thanks to everyone responsible for putting that video together.

  • @Gieza-Brake-Pahl
    @Gieza-Brake-Pahl Рік тому +56

    I think the late Queen had the best nickname for him, she called him the „orange count“, at least I think she said „count“.

    • @eddyblackmore2834
      @eddyblackmore2834 Рік тому +7

      Prince Phillip offered to take him to visit the country house. When they got there it was 40 feet up a blasted oak. Trump said "This is just a tree house," Philip replied "but I can see both things at once."

    • @kenteague4802
      @kenteague4802 Рік тому +2

      Lol😂😂

    • @kerrynicholls6683
      @kerrynicholls6683 Рік тому +11

      Count? You know he can’t do that.

    • @eddyblackmore2834
      @eddyblackmore2834 Рік тому +2

      @@fibonacho bzzt i am not a bot redo from start how can you say these things OUT OF CHEESE ERROR

  • @danniuirifitness
    @danniuirifitness Рік тому +105

    I am a veteran, I 100% support Jimmy Kimble‘s freedom of speech!!!❤❤

    • @LifeFromRyGuysEye
      @LifeFromRyGuysEye Рік тому

      wow your a veteran i doubt it because he has supported our veterans more than any other president you know stolen valor is illegal right

    • @UrboyBrian
      @UrboyBrian Рік тому +1

      So happy Migrant's are getting better treatment than the veterans haha

  • @richardmillet1297
    @richardmillet1297 Рік тому +7

    Yea , you right !!

  • @lorrainescandia6267
    @lorrainescandia6267 Рік тому +23

    Excellent monologue. 👍👏🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NicoleAZ145
    @NicoleAZ145 Рік тому +302

    “Tie all the shoes together, make a giant raft and push Kanye out to sea on it” made me laugh so hard I startled my cat 😂😂

    • @AdamtheRed-
      @AdamtheRed- Рік тому

      I think he would a fantastic time on the high seas! Remember that he loves fishdicks.

    • @Lostmymind1
      @Lostmymind1 Рік тому +6

      Poor kitty! I hope she's less startled now. She's going to poop in your shoe though.

    • @gabecollett
      @gabecollett Рік тому +2

      Hahaha

    • @danielj1063
      @danielj1063 Рік тому +1

      🤣

  • @spir5102
    @spir5102 Рік тому +48

    We love you Jimmy ! Thank you!

  • @stephanymstmary8651
    @stephanymstmary8651 Рік тому +38

    Love Jimmy. Speaks the truth with a smile 😅

  • @johnjandreau9444
    @johnjandreau9444 Рік тому +428

    This is classic Kimmel, love it when he mentions the nicknames.😆😆

    • @tmkesh9567
      @tmkesh9567 Рік тому +6

      The 100 of us do too! 😂😂😂

    • @skat1140
      @skat1140 Рік тому +1

      If someone was seeing this out of context (20 years from now), it almost wouldnt make any sense: why is this comedian piling on so much, whats with all these puerile nicknames, how is that not affected and get in the way of his comedy? Well, you see... we had this rude, puerile con-man / teenager as president for 4 years...

    • @loufrost824
      @loufrost824 Рік тому

      Jimmy is a Chester. His on the list

  • @ShazzeoftheNorth
    @ShazzeoftheNorth Рік тому +71

    This is a proud moment for you, and so fun for all of us. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel.

  • @TheJimmyStDenisShow
    @TheJimmyStDenisShow Рік тому +162

    Jimmy should host SNL and would def make fun of him

    • @blessingsoutlaw
      @blessingsoutlaw Рік тому +14

      Oooo….excellent idea! Kimmel hosting SNL…..🥳

    • @lisarichards6687
      @lisarichards6687 Рік тому +4

      That would be SO great!!! 🤣

    • @marctouss1862
      @marctouss1862 Рік тому

      ironically.. the fascists at disney wont allow it...they keep their talent in the barn..

  • @solarczyk49
    @solarczyk49 2 місяці тому +1

    We love the monologue because Jimmy tells the truth and we agree 100%!!! Jimmy the only brave among the American Nation. We bow our heads and HAT'S OFF!!! JIMMY THANK YOU FOR THE HUMOR, SATIRE, AND AT THE SAME TIME THE TRUTH!!! WE SEND YOU GREETINGS ❤️

  • @philipps3988
    @philipps3988 Рік тому +587

    President Karen…best joke!

  • @MsTenC
    @MsTenC Рік тому +322

    I’ve been feeling so sick lately. Thank you so much for making me laugh out loud Jimmy. This was great, as always.

    • @JulieBarbara
      @JulieBarbara Рік тому +17

      I totally get you, in my case I've been in a great deal of physical pain for a long time and I look forward to watching this every day because sometimes it actually gets me to laugh, when I barely ever even smile. I hope you feel better. Laughter is great therapy and we need as much of it as we can manage to get.

    • @sherryhudson6879
      @sherryhudson6879 Рік тому +12

      Trump er tantrum hahahaaaaaaaaa😁

    • @Bwick_1776
      @Bwick_1776 Рік тому +1

      Reeeeee

    • @TheHouseofcoolstuff
      @TheHouseofcoolstuff Рік тому

      Get well soon!

    • @TheHouseofcoolstuff
      @TheHouseofcoolstuff Рік тому

      @@JulieBarbarahope you feel better soonest!

  • @johannebeerbaum1546
    @johannebeerbaum1546 Рік тому +21

    I think giving the shoes to the homeless and writing them off would be apt.

  • @seantlewis376
    @seantlewis376 11 місяців тому +2

    This is such a good monologue! I'm surprised that I don't remember watching it last March. I was probably drunk. I'm glad it came on my suggested list again.

  • @sandyhagen9155
    @sandyhagen9155 Рік тому +12

    Watching this in Scotland. Instantly saved! 🤣😂🤣

  • @dianaash8077
    @dianaash8077 Рік тому +75

    Keep up the good work, Jimmy!

    • @bobsilver3983
      @bobsilver3983 Рік тому +1

      I hear Jimmy went to Epsteins Island

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 Рік тому +1

      @@bobsilver3983; Not everyone was in the "inner-inner circle" - You can bet on that! Stephen Colbert was said to be on 'some' list too, I feel certain he loves his wife, and enjoys being faithful to her.

  • @chiming_in
    @chiming_in Рік тому +98

    Jimmy, this monologue was so good I actually added it to my saved items. I'm sure that just makes your day! (haha)

  • @shannonwilliams4260
    @shannonwilliams4260 Рік тому +11

    When Trump says he's standing up for free speech. It's only if it's him speaking. Not for people talking about him. 😆 🤣