GOP Senators Give Lame Excuses For Voting Against Witnesses In Trump Impeachment Trial

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  • @chickensdone1
    @chickensdone1 4 роки тому +144

    If the Senator for Alaska truly believed what she said, then she should be stepping down immediately.

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 4 роки тому

      I agree.

    • @tracemitchell2093
      @tracemitchell2093 4 роки тому

      Well the state is in such turmoil with our governor that our senators are on the bottom of the worry list.

  • @ih8tusernam3s
    @ih8tusernam3s 4 роки тому +352

    "Politicians and diapers should be changed often, and for the same reason." - Mark Twain

    • @deannornan7454
      @deannornan7454 4 роки тому +7

      Depends 😁

    • @aisadal2521
      @aisadal2521 4 роки тому +6

      Great quote!

    • @GlobalPenguin2012
      @GlobalPenguin2012 4 роки тому +6

      👏👏👏👏👏

    • @LordOfBrownies
      @LordOfBrownies 4 роки тому +3

      "Don't Believe Everything You Read On The Internet." - Abraham Lincoln

    • @firstlast6796
      @firstlast6796 4 роки тому +2

      marktwainstudies.com/the-apocryphal-twain-politicians-are-like-diapers/

  • @JonasofPersia
    @JonasofPersia 4 роки тому +704

    "Every other country in the world has no idea what the hell we're doing." As someone from any other country in the world I'll have to agree with this statement.

    • @ramblingentertained
      @ramblingentertained 4 роки тому +42

      As someone living in the US, i don’t understand what they are doing.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 4 роки тому +10

      It's very clear what the 'republican' party is doing.

    • @linusgustafsson2629
      @linusgustafsson2629 4 роки тому +10

      I know what you are doing. Well, what Trump is doing. He is gathering people and giving them high salary and benefits, if they are loyal to him. And apparently if you make sure you have more than 50% of the power in a democracy, you auto-win. Looking forward to the next president fireing everyone of them and hiring only new loyal people to "do a Trump" and ensure he can do anything he want without fear of losing his presidency.

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 4 роки тому +3

      @@jeffgerencser6052; That is a scary reality, it's hard to pull people away from something that appears so shiny.

    • @thesecondguywhoknowsthings7154
      @thesecondguywhoknowsthings7154 4 роки тому +1

      @Jewels Star see it be nice if another country cared enough about the world to do something but all european countries except russia and china seem silent to me but at the sane time is it their job to say something in our poltics

  • @JKFitz
    @JKFitz 4 роки тому +110

    "To sin by silence, when there should be protest, makes cowards of men." Ella Wilcox

    • @junepwoo4529
      @junepwoo4529 4 роки тому +2

      well said

    • @elizabetholiviaclark
      @elizabetholiviaclark 4 роки тому +8

      Some women too. I'm a woman, and nothing disgusted me more, outside of Trump's tweet history and the man himself, than watching Collins reduce herself to the cheap level of sniveling coward, blowing smoke about wanting to see the best in a man so obviously in need of conviction. Coward

    • @silverbat5873
      @silverbat5873 4 роки тому +2

      OK but if I put my Bernie sticker on my car where I live, the cops will stop me and my Puerto Rican family. I will lose my car and then my job. Tell me I'm wrong #sadstateofaffairs #policestate

    • @JKFitz
      @JKFitz 4 роки тому +4

      @@silverbat5873 I think the quote is meant to have you re think the things you hold silence about. Obviously if a Bernie sticker would possibly effect you or your family in any bad way then please dont put it up ... That doesnt mean ANYONE can prevent you from casting your vote. Do what is best for your safety first.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 роки тому +2

      Silver Bat if they do, then keep your smartphones recording. Unless you did something illegal, they have no just cause. You can stand up against corruption. And if they cause you to lose your job, they can be sued.

  • @MrArcher0
    @MrArcher0 4 роки тому +560

    “It’s hard to tell where Trumps ass ends and the Republicans lips begin.”
    I need this on a 20/20 bumper sticker!

    • @christinepierce7560
      @christinepierce7560 4 роки тому +5

      👩‍🎤 Me too 👩‍🎤

    • @brazspangler79
      @brazspangler79 4 роки тому +7

      nice one

    • @factstrumpprejudice6740
      @factstrumpprejudice6740 4 роки тому +4

      Power, like vanity, is insatiable. Nothing short of omnipotence could satisfy it completely.

    • @scaffgal6626
      @scaffgal6626 4 роки тому +5

      Did you mean where "donnie's liddle mushroom ends" ???

    • @markrayes2973
      @markrayes2973 4 роки тому +5

      Beauty about the internet is you can make your own Decals... like *F!ck Conald Man Chump Lock him Up* , chump behind bars on another decal 😂😂 have had several Idiots Road rage at me... usually cutting me off and brake checking... leaving their plates and lovely faces in clear view for my dashcam...to turn in a copy of 😂😂 congratulations "Geniuses"

  • @Electricshrock
    @Electricshrock 4 роки тому +37

    America, I'm feeling the rage. Hold on to that until November.

  • @erikgustafson9302
    @erikgustafson9302 4 роки тому +123

    "I can't believe this river is so polluted," exclaimed Murkowski, as she dumped a wheelbarrow full of old car batteries into it.

    • @Zzyzzyzzs
      @Zzyzzyzzs 4 роки тому +9

      "I'm sad to say the institute of ships has failed us," said Murkowski, punching another hole into the hull.

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 4 роки тому +1

      This!

    • @waywardgoddess1153
      @waywardgoddess1153 4 роки тому +3

      omfg I hate that woman. Her, Don (Sullivan?) and another guy keep getting elected in AK and completely fking everything up.

  • @RickNorthwest
    @RickNorthwest 4 роки тому +116

    I love Stephen. He always cracks the wisest about the BS around us.

    • @GreatLakesLogger
      @GreatLakesLogger 4 роки тому +2

      3-4 years ago he dropped his morals and decency and went hogwild. I don't give a crap if you don't like Trump but Stephen lost all credibility and is now only spewing leftist propaganda.

    • @RickNorthwest
      @RickNorthwest 4 роки тому +2

      @@GreatLakesLogger News flash, he's always been a lefty.

    • @GreatLakesLogger
      @GreatLakesLogger 4 роки тому +2

      @@RickNorthwest I know that but he didn't used to be such a prick about it. He almost cried on air election night and has been trying his damned hardest to get trump out no matter what. He is now obsessed with trump and it ruined his show. It's fine if he doesn't like Trump but if he won't hold Democrats to the same standard as Trump then he should just do his "comedy" thing and vote for Bernie and pucker a little.

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 4 роки тому +2

      @@GreatLakesLogger I doubt you'd turn down a job like his worth 10s of millions of dollars either.

    • @GreatLakesLogger
      @GreatLakesLogger 4 роки тому

      @@IMSiegfried I wouldn't do that for the world

  • @Inamichan
    @Inamichan 4 роки тому +40

    Ok to be fair I would’ve been confused about the Kansas City thing too.
    The difference is I’m not the president.

  • @ivandejour9806
    @ivandejour9806 4 роки тому +29

    Preach Stephen!!!! They have failed their constitutional oath #period

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 4 роки тому +1

      And failed the oath they took specifically for the senate trial.

    • @ivandejour9806
      @ivandejour9806 4 роки тому

      Yes exactly!!!

  • @mar.m.5236
    @mar.m.5236 4 роки тому +50

    "Democracy has fallen" was never something that came into my mind during my life when watching the politics in the US... Until now...

  • @clutchyfinger
    @clutchyfinger 4 роки тому +181

    "You are decent"
    If I was Schiff, that statement be too painful to speak.

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 4 роки тому +14

      indeed.

    • @OlEgSaS32
      @OlEgSaS32 4 роки тому +15

      Adam schiff: you are decent
      Republicans: *die of laughter*

    • @TheNN
      @TheNN 4 роки тому +8

      @@OlEgSaS32 I'd be quite happy if that happened.

    • @sheldonliberman1139
      @sheldonliberman1139 4 роки тому

      To a mirror, perhaps.

    • @RWald8888
      @RWald8888 4 роки тому +6

      Adam, was using reverse psychology.

  • @Tussenio
    @Tussenio 4 роки тому +193

    Adam Schiff: "Truth matters to you, right matters to you! You are decent!"
    Republican senators, confused: who is he talking to?

    • @yxnsoong735
      @yxnsoong735 4 роки тому +15

      @ then act on it, GOP senators....

    • @danielmatheus6620
      @danielmatheus6620 4 роки тому +7

      @ the law of the tweet, I presume :D

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 4 роки тому +4

      @ Okay, once more but without the cue cards this time?

    • @Asher_Tye
      @Asher_Tye 4 роки тому +15

      @ and yet they keep getting caught breaking the law.

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 4 роки тому

      @George Dunn amen.

  • @alexkimou6268
    @alexkimou6268 4 роки тому +164

    It's ironic how Pompeo can ask a journalist where is Ukraine on the world map, but his boss can not locate Kansas City on the US map. 🤔😂

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 4 роки тому +1

      Alex Kimou Good one.

    • @judycox4364
      @judycox4364 4 роки тому

      Ha!!😂😂😂 We have a idiot as president.

    • @jaimedelgado7529
      @jaimedelgado7529 4 роки тому

      I'm Spanish and I knew Kansas City isn't in Kansas

    • @petru-danielflorea9457
      @petru-danielflorea9457 4 роки тому

      ...and we belive that the president must be a lawyer...doctor or something......and look at this

    • @sandpiperr
      @sandpiperr 4 роки тому +1

      @@jaimedelgado7529 There is a Kansas City, Kansas...it's just that the Chiefs are based in Kansas City, Missouri.
      It's an easy mistake to make, honestly, but he's the President of the United States so he really shouldn't make that mistake.
      This is one instance in which I have no problem holding the POTUS to a higher standard than everyone else.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 4 роки тому +277

    "He shouldn't have done it. And- And- And- And I _said_ he shouldn't have done it, and now I think it's up to the American people to say, 'Okay. Good economy...'"
    🤯
    "'...lower taxes..."
    🤯
    "'...conservative judges...'"
    🤯
    "'...behavior that I might not like calling the Ukraine...'"
    🤦
    "'...weigh that against Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders and pick a president.'"
    Oh, good god! How many times do people have to point this out?!
    First, yes, we have a _relatively_ good economy, but this is due to policies that _Obama_ put in place. _Obama_ put them in place. Can we _please_ stop ignoring this inconvenient fact? Obama inherited an economy in recession and got it _growing_ again! It has been growing ever _since._ Does it still have room for reform? Of _course_ it does! This does _not_ mean that Trump gets to inherit this economy and keep taking _credit_ for it.
    Second, lower taxes for _whom?_ For the very _wealthy_ of course. One cannot hope to continue gaining brownie points for granting tax cuts to a demographic into which such a small proportion of this country's population actually falls.
    Third, _conservative judges?!_ Seriously, _conservative judges?!_ What's the value of _that?_ This is not a rhetorical question. He presents this proposition as if its value is self-evident but it's not.
    And this is what he presents as a defense of a decision not to remove Trump from office.

    • @RedZeshinX
      @RedZeshinX 4 роки тому +38

      By the numbers, compared to Obamas economy at this time in his presidency the economy today under Trump is actually slowing down. Still growing, but the momentum is in decline. This is one way Fox News "lies by omission", they say the economy is growing under Trump but don't say it's actually slowing down compared to Obama. Half of the way conservative pundits lie to their audience isn't in the falsehoods they present, but in the truths they knowingly fail to share.

    • @tonycavez
      @tonycavez 4 роки тому +2

      and you still don't have pot to piss in

    • @infinite_monkey590
      @infinite_monkey590 4 роки тому +21

      AND: if Trump gets impeached, Pence will be president. And then there are the elections. So this guy basically admits that neither Pence nor any other republican stand a chance against Warren or Sanders. And in order to keep it that way, Trump can do whatever he wants. So in the end, the GOP is just a Group Of Pussies.

    • @georginaanthony4257
      @georginaanthony4257 4 роки тому +3

      Fauler Perfektionist 💯

    • @mindakahn9964
      @mindakahn9964 4 роки тому +2

      Fauler Perfektionist
      Artificial economic growth. Think 1928, knowing that 1929 is next year. If you aren’t in contact with your investment advisors you are F’d. The cradle will fall.

  • @kimclarke9745
    @kimclarke9745 4 роки тому +61

    “Senate Republicans have failed and your one of them”! Great line. Murkowski when she blamed congress, I knew how truly pathetic she was. And don’t get me started about Lamar Alexander.....

    • @dross2172
      @dross2172 4 роки тому +2

      This debacle is not the fault of congress. This travesty to your democracy lies squarely on the shoulders of every Republican Senator who supported Trump through the entire shit show that is the Trump Presidency including this mistrial. Trump hasn't learned any lesson other than that he can steamroll over every check and balance and I fear that the world hasn't seen the worst that Trump and your republicans can do. Other democratic leaders of the world will not look at the trial as an acquittal. They will see Trump as a dictator who cannot be trusted. Other than in Russia, your republican senators will not be shown the respect they formerly enjoyed whenever they travelled abroad.

  • @gidmalu
    @gidmalu 4 роки тому +78

    As someone born and raised in Kansas City, Missouri... I'm kinda glad Trump doesn't know where we are. Not at all surprised, though.

    • @moniqueaugustine8914
      @moniqueaugustine8914 4 роки тому +2

      I thought that didn't sound right in his tweet! Good catch. He is effing idiot yo. Somebody please lay this clown down.

    • @judycox4364
      @judycox4364 4 роки тому +3

      I agree ! Every time he opens his mouth he is telling everyone he is an idiot..ughhh Vote ! Vote! Also vote out your constituents that are backing these Republicans senators who think he did it but it is ok !!

    • @rachelgarber1423
      @rachelgarber1423 4 роки тому +1

      I’m not too upset abt that, if you don’t follow teams closely, I guess it’s kind of an honest mistake, it is confusing that there is a KC in two states that are right next to each other. But that’s all I’ll grant him. Such a dangerous buffoon

    • @TrueNubinator
      @TrueNubinator 10 місяців тому

      4 years later and the orange twat still doesn’t know where you are

  • @LaGuerre19
    @LaGuerre19 4 роки тому +36

    "You can't poop in the soft-serve machine and then say that the institution of fro-yo has failed." Perfect. Love you, Stephen.

  • @biggtrux
    @biggtrux 4 роки тому +204

    "Dumb Bob Squareface" Best description of Hannity ever.

    • @g0679
      @g0679 4 роки тому +6

      Peter Dragon
      Sean Hannity is incredibly lucky, to have discovered his life’s work as a tinhorn broadcaster.
      Otherwise, he would still be painting houses, and dreaming of earning an Associate’s degree.

    • @fanatamon
      @fanatamon 4 роки тому +10

      Yep and he’s still no 1 on list for most punchable faces. trump, pence, don jr and Eric coming in close at 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th respectively.

    • @marydupree27
      @marydupree27 4 роки тому +3

      agree

    • @ravynneheart
      @ravynneheart 4 роки тому +2

      Love it.

  • @thisisme2476
    @thisisme2476 4 роки тому +69

    " my mind is made up, don't confuse me with the facts"

  • @GamingTonberry
    @GamingTonberry 4 роки тому +26

    The sound of 51 nails sealing the USA in a coffin.

  • @erikgustafson9302
    @erikgustafson9302 4 роки тому +124

    I've called hannity about every name in the book, but I don't think it's possible to top "dumb Bob Squareface." 👏

    • @g0679
      @g0679 4 роки тому +4

      Erik Gustafson
      We are lucky to have Sean Hannity.
      If it weren’t for discovering his lifework as a tinhorn broadcaster, he would still be painting houses and dreaming of an Associate’s degree. Where on earth would that leave us?

    • @ELSHELL
      @ELSHELL 4 роки тому +2

      You've called him Sean Hammity?

    • @rydermccall3590
      @rydermccall3590 4 роки тому +1

      I don’t know, Jon Stewart’s “Lumpy” was pretty good.

    • @priscillarobb647
      @priscillarobb647 4 роки тому

      Erik Gustafson 🤣🤣🤣👍💙

  • @howdoesthatmakesense
    @howdoesthatmakesense 4 роки тому +145

    There's no excuse for not having witnesses at a trial. GOP senators are a disgrace.

    • @howdoesthatmakesense
      @howdoesthatmakesense 4 роки тому +9

      @tinwoods I'm so pleased to have triggered you, princess. 😘

    • @Cupit29
      @Cupit29 4 роки тому +8

      @tinwoods If you don't allow evidence at a trial you are corrupt.

    • @tuvideoloco6551
      @tuvideoloco6551 4 роки тому +3

      How dare you call the Republicans senators a disgrace. That's in understatement. They should be called the crookissass.

    • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
      @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods 4 роки тому +2

      @tinwoods It bears repeating from now through November.

    • @mrcl3114
      @mrcl3114 4 роки тому +2

      For all you brain donors it isn’t the senate job to prove the case! What happened to the house’s outstanding evidence it went down like monica on Bill.. so cry on for another 4 years

  • @charleswoods6154
    @charleswoods6154 4 роки тому +30

    He doesn’t know the difference between communism and socialism!

    • @seahawkdragon9355
      @seahawkdragon9355 4 роки тому +4

      Too many people nowdays DON'T know the difference between communism and socialism! Nor do they know MUCH OF ANYTHING! We have seriously got to rebuild our public schools! Somethings the Dems used to care deeply about! I'm 69 and from Idaho. We had a really good school system. Idaho is considered a 'red' state. However, I got a very broad-minded education, ending at Twin Falls HS. A former Mrs Idaho taught debate--& demanded that we thoroughly researched BOTH sides (and we had to debate each side-- in my time it was the Vietnam War. I won both the pro and the con side...and came out convinced we should NOT be there), and Government class where we had to research all Presidential candidates [1968] and decide who we would chose and why, with reasons why we were against the other candidates. [Me

  • @sweepingtime
    @sweepingtime 4 роки тому +23

    Jon's puzzled face is always awesome.

  • @lindas.martin2806
    @lindas.martin2806 4 роки тому +60

    The senator from Alaska, I believe, allowed bears in hibernation to be killed in their caves. Why expect humane behavior from her?

  • @JShepLord
    @JShepLord 4 роки тому +47

    "I know Missouri. Melania talks about it all the time!"

    • @RWald8888
      @RWald8888 4 роки тому +4

      Actually she doesn't talk at all dumpster won't let her.

    • @viddork
      @viddork 4 роки тому +3

      HAHAHA! That one took me a minute.

  • @Wordavee1
    @Wordavee1 4 роки тому +42

    How can a US team playing against another US team be representing the USA?
    That only happen in INTERNATIONAL competitions!!

  • @OldieBones
    @OldieBones 4 роки тому +231

    Poor Adam Schiff. It must feel like trying to convince toddlers to eat their "damn food, without your damn food you'll die damnit!" But they don't want to. Except these are Senator toddlers, and they all vote not to.

    • @JSkyGemini
      @JSkyGemini 4 роки тому +5

      @ No, it sure didn't. Wait for the next historic vote, November 2018 is going to pale in comparison.

    • @jsteel8288
      @jsteel8288 4 роки тому +1

      Poor @. Became a know nothing, Trump supporting troll.

    • @samuelvimes5770
      @samuelvimes5770 4 роки тому +5

      @ and by string of dumb ideas you mean the law?

    • @purposeforlife8770
      @purposeforlife8770 4 роки тому

      That is what Schiff is poor

    • @jsteel8288
      @jsteel8288 4 роки тому

      @@purposeforlife8770 haaaaas haaaaa haaaa!!! "Schiff is poor" WOW That is so funny!! Hilarious!! Man, you should be a stand-up comedian, because you are truly a joke in your own right. Have a nice day, yawl.

  • @tracychristenson177
    @tracychristenson177 4 роки тому +69

    "You are decent. He is not who you are." This is a person trying to built others up. This is a person trying to give others a chance to show themselves at their best.
    Sadly, I think this a person who is going to be disappointed because I don't honestly believe that Trump's die-hard supporters are really that decent, and I think that's the main reason why they like Trump; he reminds them of how they wish they could behave and what they wish they could get away with themselves. This is what they aspire to, so why would they stop it?

    • @sheldonliberman1139
      @sheldonliberman1139 4 роки тому +1

      Tracy, you're really funny when you're not trying to be.

    • @Jillians1025
      @Jillians1025 4 роки тому +2

      @@sheldonliberman1139 ohh sick comeback.. 🤨😑

    • @onedivbypi2241
      @onedivbypi2241 4 роки тому +2

      The reason for no witnesses.. Lock Republicans in a room that long and nobody comes out alive.

    • @silverbat5873
      @silverbat5873 4 роки тому +2

      @@onedivbypi2241 So, The Thunderdome. 😁😂

  • @cynthiabaxter8731
    @cynthiabaxter8731 4 роки тому +32

    "Dumb Bob Square Face"!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ponyboyuk01
    @ponyboyuk01 4 роки тому +157

    donnie will be getting his sharpie out to prove Kansas City is in Kansas

    • @SomeRandomJackAss
      @SomeRandomJackAss 4 роки тому +10

      There is a Kansas City, Kansas. He'll just poorly draw the Chiefs logo over it to somehow prove a point.

    • @WorldOfARandomVegan
      @WorldOfARandomVegan 4 роки тому +4

      Yes! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @justrosy5
      @justrosy5 4 роки тому +6

      Oh, don't worry, he'll just get it moved from one state to the other, then make it the Capital of the US. I mean, that's what he likes to do, after all...

    • @ponyboyuk01
      @ponyboyuk01 4 роки тому +2

      @@SomeRandomJackAss You know, I was wondering if there might be, but at least I can use the excuse of not being a US citizen

    • @JustWasted3HoursHere
      @JustWasted3HoursHere 4 роки тому +3

      @Kev Walthall Yes, we know. It's a mistake that a non-football fan could make. But the problem is that Trump A) Constantly makes fun of OTHER people who make these kinds of mistakes, and usually says it's an indication of mental issues or lack of intelligence, but when he does it (all. the. time.) it's no big deal and no one points out the hypocrisy to him; B) He and his followers are always raving about what a "stable genius" he supposedly is. Evidence suggests that he is neither a football fan nor a stable genius of any kind.

  • @wraithlast9201
    @wraithlast9201 4 роки тому +12

    This whole thing is really embarrassing. Really takes the heat off England and it's embarrassing decisions at the moment. Thanks America! We owe you one!

  • @aisadal2521
    @aisadal2521 4 роки тому +242

    Can't believe they willingly went against their job to serve the people-- then again, considering the political climate, I shouldn't be too surprised

    • @curroterms8799
      @curroterms8799 4 роки тому +8

      They banking on the proganda machine keeping there base ignorant

    • @curroterms8799
      @curroterms8799 4 роки тому +6

      @Kristie C well demographics do show the red states to be the most ignorant and they all have shameless reputations

    • @curroterms8799
      @curroterms8799 4 роки тому +4

      @ so what's your point? The house issued subpoenas and they were ignored. Not waiting till after he cheats the election to finalize this in the courts!!!

    • @sssarzzz
      @sssarzzz 4 роки тому +8

      @@curroterms8799 don't forget to that demographics shows red states are the ones that suck our more then they pay in to the federal government, and the blue states get less then they pay in to subsidized them.

    • @eddgrs9193
      @eddgrs9193 4 роки тому

      Can't wait for Trump's second term, it will be awesome :)

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 4 роки тому +72

    "It may be midnight in Washington, but the sun will rise again!" -Rep. Adam Schiff
    A true American patriot, who fought for what's right, with dignity, passion, tact, and class....Oh yeah, and facts, and evidence, and proof, and stuff.

  • @DevilTravels
    @DevilTravels 4 роки тому +165

    I'm thinking Adam Schiff was being overly generous and naive with his praised expectations of Senate Republicans.
    I expect that praise fell on deaf ears.

    • @kathryn3950
      @kathryn3950 4 роки тому +17

      Not naive, just trying to be a decent normal human being. Taking the high road.

    • @DoveAlexa
      @DoveAlexa 4 роки тому +8

      @@kathryn3950 The high road is now running alongside a chasm cutting straight down to hell. Highest road now.

    • @sheldonliberman1139
      @sheldonliberman1139 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, and expectations were high from the house, given how partisan the vote was.

    • @DevilTravels
      @DevilTravels 4 роки тому +7

      @@sheldonliberman1139 I never got the impression the House had any high expectations on the Senate but they had a duty to their oath and constitution to try to preserve this nation from the mistakes of past nations.

    • @sheldonliberman1139
      @sheldonliberman1139 4 роки тому

      @@DevilTravels Yeah, except that they've trying to overturn the election results from the very day they knew of it, even trying to convince electoral voters to go against their mandates and cast them for HRC.

  • @helenhampton722
    @helenhampton722 4 роки тому +13

    WOW Stephen, your jokes were spot on! Scary as heck though!

  • @nimmmaina7479
    @nimmmaina7479 4 роки тому +36

    I still can't believe this is real life

    • @russelnokes1095
      @russelnokes1095 4 роки тому +2

      It's not.

    • @mikehunt8375
      @mikehunt8375 4 роки тому

      It's not! It's theatre! Stop blindly believing what you watch on TV! It amazes me most Americans still can't see the trap they're stuck in!

    • @SomeRandomJackAss
      @SomeRandomJackAss 4 роки тому

      I wish it was just fantasy.

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, I keep waiting to wake up and find "PSYCH!" in the headlines and for politics to be a serious thing again instead of this bad play they're putting on for us.... but no. It seems they've decided that depressing soap opera comedy mashups are better at running a country than an actual government.

  • @EricDavidRocks
    @EricDavidRocks 4 роки тому +79

    "Dumb Bob Square Face" is a great alter ego for Hannity.

    • @Weegee766
      @Weegee766 4 роки тому +1

      Eric David right

  • @badlydrawnturtle8484
    @badlydrawnturtle8484 4 роки тому +59

    I was astounded when Trump used the word "microcosm". Then I watched closer, and saw his eyes repeatedly flicking to the side. A teleprompter in an "interview"? Nice Fox, nice.

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 4 роки тому

      @sheryl martin and they're doing a terrible job of staying in the trenchcoat disguise

  • @klarastern5597
    @klarastern5597 4 роки тому +13

    The level of corruption feels like puke in my soul... and the stomach acid burns holes in there...

  • @gmun2248
    @gmun2248 4 роки тому +6

    "Everyone else in the world has no idea what we're doing."
    Most honest, relevant, accurate words spoken about this current reality we are all watching/ questioning.

  • @simongiles9749
    @simongiles9749 4 роки тому +68

    Jon Batiste's "WTF?" face deserves to be a meme in its own right.

  • @Chas-OTE
    @Chas-OTE 4 роки тому +93

    So the GPO excuse is "He knows he did wrong, we're sure he won't do it again?" How very reassuring!

    • @ghostmobiil
      @ghostmobiil 4 роки тому +5

      "We told Trump that's a no-no"

    • @mikealbert2527
      @mikealbert2527 4 роки тому +3

      Chas O.T.E
      You really need to find an actual news source for your current events.

    • @zanman8808
      @zanman8808 4 роки тому +3

      Chas O.T.E no I believe the last defense that they have tried is that because Trump believes that winning the election is what is best for the American people and anything he hast to do in order to win the election is also best for the American people by that logic asking for a favor from A foreign country to interfere in the election for his benefit is not impeachable because he’s doing it for the best of the American people LMAO in other words their latest defense is trump can do no wrong because Trump is what’s best for the American people SMH

    • @alecsosa276
      @alecsosa276 4 роки тому +1

      Actually it's that Trump did not abuse his power by refusing aid, because that's something he's allowed to do as part of his executive powers.
      Also that this quid pro quo occured almost a year before Biden announced his attempt at running.
      Also that Biden is very corrupt and deserves investigation.

    • @alecsosa276
      @alecsosa276 4 роки тому +1

      @@zanman8808 nothing like that was mentioned in the hearings. At all.

  • @Haydatsanime
    @Haydatsanime 4 роки тому +115

    How can anyone ever listen to Trump talk and think to themselves "this guy should be president"

    • @jeremy24-f7i
      @jeremy24-f7i 4 роки тому +11

      Only brainwashed people who watch fox news.

    • @Who-ui4jn
      @Who-ui4jn 4 роки тому

      Creamapera American government wasting tax dollars ain’t new doesn’t matter if you’re red or blue

    • @ldchappell1
      @ldchappell1 4 роки тому +1

      Because they're even dumber and nuttier than HE is.

    • @sheldonliberman1139
      @sheldonliberman1139 4 роки тому +1

      @@ldchappell1 Being called dumb by you is like being called fatso by Jon Brower Minnoch.

    • @chiefjetsonofflare5329
      @chiefjetsonofflare5329 4 роки тому +1

      Creamapera You like how much of your money he spends playing golf just asking from a different country, I’d be up set if our schools looked like yours just asking🤪

  • @rysun8709
    @rysun8709 4 роки тому +471

    Trump's defence : there were no first hand itnesses
    Democrats: we want to call a first hand witness
    Republicans : we don't want to hear no more witnesses

    • @223Drone
      @223Drone 4 роки тому +15

      The GOP doesn't want any witness who can clear Trump to testify.

    • @marywright4934
      @marywright4934 4 роки тому

      Where's the love? No haters

    • @android12921
      @android12921 4 роки тому +26

      @ are you just stupid or just pretending to be one?

    • @Simracer1990
      @Simracer1990 4 роки тому +7

      @@android12921 Both

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 4 роки тому +5

      @@android12921 the first one.

  • @rgwak
    @rgwak 4 роки тому +280

    "We all know that t'rump did something wrong that is indeed impeachable. But we all also know that we don't have the balls to do anything about it and are scared to death of saying anything to anger the idiots in red hats." - republicans in a rare moment of honesty. 👎

    • @223Drone
      @223Drone 4 роки тому +17

      The GOP is so convinced of Trump's innocence that they won't let any witness who can clear him testify.

    • @placeofwarship5641
      @placeofwarship5641 4 роки тому +2

      @@223Drone 17 witnesses is not enough ? No cross examination allowed in the house, but you screech " foul play"

    • @Drusiah1
      @Drusiah1 4 роки тому +14

      Place of Warship so you complain about a “lack of cross examination” in the house but still wouldn’t want that opportunity to call some of these same witnesses AND additional ones that could possibly exonerate the president? Funny thing is, ALL of these witnesses have the same conclusion.......that he is guilty of doing what he is being charged with. I find it so hard that people can’t see through these blatantly obvious lies. It’s completely insane.

    • @placeofwarship5641
      @placeofwarship5641 4 роки тому +1

      @@Drusiah1 That part is done in the house , in the open before impeachment is voted, not in the senate.And the president will be exonerated .Remember- innocent until proven otherwise. And dont worry they will get to the bottom of this.

    • @rohe4077
      @rohe4077 4 роки тому +6

      @@placeofwarship5641 So, with that logic, you must love hillary clinton, correct? Never been proven guilty.

  • @patbyrne3076
    @patbyrne3076 4 роки тому +100

    GOP senators have forgotten their OATH of OFFICE.

    • @RWald8888
      @RWald8888 4 роки тому +9

      They haven't forgotten it, they blatantly ignored it.

    • @jplayz4049
      @jplayz4049 4 роки тому +1

      Russell Bublitz That’s what the left wants you to think. They want you to never vote republican because they are controlling you. What if there was a great republican candidate that checked all of your boxes?

    • @Lanewreck
      @Lanewreck 4 роки тому +5

      @@jplayz4049 nah, this current blood is done. No republicans period. They all breed corruption and their own successors

    • @dontmisunderstand6041
      @dontmisunderstand6041 4 роки тому +2

      @@jplayz4049 You're correct, leftists don't want you to vote republican because they are controlling you. And like a good little boy, you ignore the dirty leftist commies like you were told, and vote republican.

    • @Eisdax
      @Eisdax 4 роки тому +5

      Oh no, I'm sure they didn't forget it. They simply don't care about it because power and money.

  • @sarahbums
    @sarahbums 4 роки тому +191

    "confused and nervous"? isn't that every woman ever's reaction when trump is around?

    • @GoddessofSpring25
      @GoddessofSpring25 4 роки тому +28

      Not me. I become enraged and homicidal

    • @andreasinobelarusmcewen5000
      @andreasinobelarusmcewen5000 4 роки тому

      I was considering running for vice president for the USA in 2022.

    • @brianhelgerson87
      @brianhelgerson87 4 роки тому +12

      It's my reaction, and I'm male. There's an evil toad-demon vibe surrounding whatever you call that Trump thing!

    • @BubblewrapHighway
      @BubblewrapHighway 4 роки тому +1

      @@andreasinobelarusmcewen5000 .............what

    • @emilys8971
      @emilys8971 4 роки тому +1

      GoddessofSpring25 - amen!

  • @barkasz6066
    @barkasz6066 4 роки тому +75

    Getting the state wrong is one thing but what’s this about “representing the USA?” 😂😂😂 As if the superbowl wasn’t an US-only thing. 😂😂😂😂

    • @kathryn3950
      @kathryn3950 4 роки тому +14

      András Agócs I thought the same thing, but I can’t think about everything this idiot says. My brain will melt

    • @helenamirian908
      @helenamirian908 4 роки тому +6

      That's what I said! Either way, a team from the USA was going to win.

    • @linusgustafsson2629
      @linusgustafsson2629 4 роки тому +2

      @@helenamirian908 Russian bots could also have won.

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 4 роки тому +3

      It's GOP Turet's - you can't make statements without USA, the flag, the pledge, guns, god, Christmas or socialism in them.

    • @spammyhell6566
      @spammyhell6566 4 роки тому +1

      @@kathryn3950 ~ Oh, let's make it melt (mine too :D ). So, if KC did a fantastic job of representing US, what did SF do? The deeper you look, the dumber DT gets (already a VERY low bar).

  • @MB-ey6gb
    @MB-ey6gb 4 роки тому +119

    “Let the country decide” - 2020
    “It’s in the country’s interest that I stay in power” - 2021

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 4 роки тому +19

      let the country decide in the election, meanwhile trump's interfering w/our elections.

    • @mightymissk4341
      @mightymissk4341 4 роки тому +5

      @Steven Martin Bravo! Well said.

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 4 роки тому +5

      @Steven Martin
      To play devil's advocate here (because I think the EC should go too), when it was established we were a confederation of semi-independent sovereigns - much like the EU today. In their Presidential elections each NATION gets one vote - not a huge deal, because their President does not hold the sort of power that ours does - but neither did ours back then. And there is no way there would have been an EU if their President had serious power, and the largest nations generally had the votes to pick that person. Smaller nations would have refused to join - just as small states in the US would not have ratified the Constitution without the EC. So they were given representation larger than their population demanded, and the same number of Senators.
      As with so many other things in politics, it was a compromise. But now we have TONS of little states (in terms of population) and they hold power beyond what they should.

    • @priscillarobb647
      @priscillarobb647 4 роки тому +2

      Steven Martin , a big Amen! It only happens in American.

    • @sheldonliberman1139
      @sheldonliberman1139 4 роки тому +1

      @@IMSiegfried Really? Was it Trump that cheated Bernie in the 2016 primaries? Was it Trump that slipped Hilary the debate question ahead of time? Was is Trump that gave false evidence to the FISA court in order to get a warrant to spy on a political campaign?
      Noooooooooooooooo....

  • @CloudsGirl7
    @CloudsGirl7 4 роки тому +20

    They've gone exceedingly low - can we start kicking them NOW?

  • @fuckoffannoyingutube
    @fuckoffannoyingutube 4 роки тому +257

    "there won't be a fair trial in the Senat thusly Congress has failed." ah, logic, the age old nemesis of a politician confronted with a moral choice

    • @noktyn5271
      @noktyn5271 4 роки тому +3

      Most politician's still have human hearts, sense of morality, and a true belief they owe a duty to the people. It's just a shame that the more attention some politicians get the more power they have which often leads to corruption. We really need to stop televising and/or treating these situations like a sport. We aren't numbers to be leveraged, 'We *ARE* the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, who ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.'

    • @altrag
      @altrag 4 роки тому

      She wasn't complaining, she was outlining her strategy.

    • @GreatLakesLogger
      @GreatLakesLogger 4 роки тому

      Was there a fair trial in the House?

    • @150flivver
      @150flivver 4 роки тому +3

      @@GreatLakesLogger No, because the House doesn't try the case, the trial occurs in the Senate. The House impeaches (analogous to a grand jury) and the trial is in the Senate. If the Senate held a real trial, the House managers could call subpoena witnesses and documents and Trump would have the opportunity to call pertinent witnesses and produce documents to counter the prosecution. Where does an accused get to put on his case at an indictment hearing?

    • @GreatLakesLogger
      @GreatLakesLogger 4 роки тому

      @@150flivver So, they wanted to call Hunter Biden if they called witnesses, why didn't the Democrats like that? If you brought brought a case before the court with no criminal accusation and the basis for the case is something that is legal and has been done previously extensively what would happen. Furthermore, the senators are not only the jury but also the defense and prosecution in a way. I don't think there would have been any criminal or incriminating evidence brought forward by more witnesses, therefore I don't think senators had anything to loose calling more witnesses, however, I think what irritated them was the fully partisan proceedings in the house, the long wait by Pelosi to illegally influence Senate rules, and the lack of substantial charges. The managers claimed to have their case beyond a shadow of a doubt, why did they need more? If it was conclusive, did they think that more people would be swayed by more "conclusive" evidence. I don't think senators had any fear of what might be said by more witnesses but I think they would have been as well off to go through the motions first just to prove what might happen when the Schiff hits the fan.

  • @gga61
    @gga61 4 роки тому +34

    Trump would fail on “Are you smarter than a 1st Grader?”

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi 4 роки тому +8

      Trump deferred from potty training because of bone spurs, you think he’d even qualify to compete with a 1st grader?

    • @phoenixrising7777
      @phoenixrising7777 4 роки тому +6

      Now now that’s not a nice thing to say..........kindergartens, preschoolers and newborn infants are way smarter than him.

    • @josephsedley7633
      @josephsedley7633 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, the stupid bastard might claim that there are 58 states, or flunk the pronunciation test and say "corpse-man" on national television.

    • @erikvavasour5106
      @erikvavasour5106 4 роки тому +1

      That's a lot of credit for him

    • @speakerz74
      @speakerz74 4 роки тому +1

      lol trump would fail on "are you smarter than any conceivable thing that has zero intelligence and brain activity"

  • @bobgreen1272
    @bobgreen1272 4 роки тому +218

    Guess what: " The Whole World Is Watching " & The Whole Country Is Watching!!
    And Will V. O. T. E.

    • @barkasz6066
      @barkasz6066 4 роки тому +2

      And they will re-elect Trump and his Republican lackeys.

    • @jsteel8288
      @jsteel8288 4 роки тому +2

      all except for Republican voters, won't even be allowed to vote for a candidate, apart from Trump: so much for Republican't "democracy":
      www.politico.com/story/2019/09/06/republicans-cancel-primaries-trump-challengers-1483126
      www.businessinsider.com.au/republicans-annoyed-that-gop-cancels-primaries-to-benefit-trump-2019-9?r=US&IR=T
      edition.cnn.com/2019/09/13/politics/republican-2020-challengers-op-ed-canceled-primaries/index.html

    • @DanA-nl5uo
      @DanA-nl5uo 4 роки тому +2

      Well so far someone has found a way to make sure voting is not credible. Everyone who showed up to caucus in Iowa should be outraged at the DNC this morning.
      Ofcourse Mitch McConnell isn't above blame clearly house bill 1 to increase election security shouldn't have died on his desk because results are in Iowa needs more election security.

    • @mizzgeek99
      @mizzgeek99 4 роки тому

      András Agócs Yeah it'll be like 2018.

    • @marcy2443
      @marcy2443 4 роки тому +3

      Vote?? Haha they meddled in our last election. Did nothing to stop that from happening again. No new laws, no new safe guards, and no repercussions. You crazy if you think people are going to vote like they did last time, when our votes aren’t protected or safe 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @adamdreke
    @adamdreke 4 роки тому +103

    VOTE BLUE 2020!!! SAVE AMERICA!!! 🇺🇸 👍

    • @zanman8808
      @zanman8808 4 роки тому +5

      Adam vote bernie save America the dnc dont give anymore shits than the gop! Stop voting for a danm color and vote for the best candidate!

    • @AzraelFM
      @AzraelFM 4 роки тому +2

      @SPC So the republicans are calling the democrats komunists and democrats are saying the republicans are nazis .
      Is that about right ?

    • @AzraelFM
      @AzraelFM 4 роки тому +1

      Good thing we got more than 2 parties in europe

    • @GreatLakesLogger
      @GreatLakesLogger 4 роки тому

      @@AzraelFM Ok so whats Nazi about the Republicans? And what is not socialist about Bernie? Not all Dems are as stupid as Bernie but they are grinding themselves to the left because of the sleeping left and they will selfdestruct if they I insist on that line.

    • @AzraelFM
      @AzraelFM 4 роки тому

      @@GreatLakesLogger thats the reason we have more parties in europe to please many diffrent groups of intrests . The wourld isnt just left or right
      And you you dont have as much fighting inside of the parties . Because if youre not happy , you can just make a new one that represents exactly your interests.

  • @mellie4174
    @mellie4174 4 роки тому +13

    "The institution of congress hasn't failed, the senate has failed znd you're one of them" truer words! we need term limits!!!

  • @kindsprit4039
    @kindsprit4039 4 роки тому +218

    Okay, that exchange between Stephen and Jon... is...a million dollar- stare.

    • @rachaelsman2
      @rachaelsman2 4 роки тому

      Not sure what he'll your talking about but ok whatever ua-cam.com/video/mvblY-GUbMc/v-deo.html

    • @theyhateuscuztheyaintus6057
      @theyhateuscuztheyaintus6057 4 роки тому +7

      It's the look of two people trying to make sense of nonsense coming from the temperamental toddler currently residing in the White House. Hilarious!

    • @theyhateuscuztheyaintus6057
      @theyhateuscuztheyaintus6057 4 роки тому +4

      @@keithhakanson6520 you sound like a man of experience in that department 😂🤣😅😁

    • @theyhateuscuztheyaintus6057
      @theyhateuscuztheyaintus6057 4 роки тому +2

      @@rachaelsman2 he'll=he will. Lol

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 4 роки тому +4

      @@keithhakanson6520 Fun fact: repeated studies across different groups of men have found a strong correlation between men who identified as straight and who express anti-gay attitudes......who then are aroused more by gay porn.
      So you go on "being all vocal about the gays".
      We know what's really going on. 😉

  • @desijason
    @desijason 4 роки тому +23

    This happens when you put a toddler in driving seat, everyone will get scratches & bumps both inside and outside vehicle. The guy never participated in a city council election and you made him president of most powerful country on face of earth.

  • @tomitstube
    @tomitstube 4 роки тому +11

    good job doing nothing john roberts, thanks for reminding us how the scotus is just as pathetic as the republican senate.

  • @gl1500ctv
    @gl1500ctv 4 роки тому +52

    5:20 "I spent a lot of this weekend 'baking...'" After the stress of the Impeachment trial, I suspect a lot of people were 'baking.'

  • @osodelososos5552
    @osodelososos5552 4 роки тому +25

    3:19 Jon’s expression was priceless!

    • @joelmelissam
      @joelmelissam 4 роки тому

      Justin Samuels My favourite part....

  • @sandyflynn3042
    @sandyflynn3042 4 роки тому +3

    Colbert nailed it again! Love him

  • @wiet111
    @wiet111 4 роки тому +78

    I can't believe that I'm still disappointed, but I am. So many senators who refuse to even hear witnesses. They genuinely only care about their job...

    • @paulinelarson465
      @paulinelarson465 4 роки тому +5

      And, it is a job that they don't do.

    • @austin2655
      @austin2655 4 роки тому +9

      If they cared about their job, they would do it and call witnesses. No, they care about money and control. The senate has failed us.

    • @shaynewalker3248
      @shaynewalker3248 4 роки тому +1

      It's the job of the house impeachment committee to provide and procure witnesses as well as a case. Schiff, Pelosi, and Nadler did not do that because every witness they called said they had zero firsthand knowledge

    • @IMSiegfried
      @IMSiegfried 4 роки тому +8

      @@shaynewalker3248 "every witness they called said they had zero firsthand knowledge" Because trump threatened all first hand witnesses (they all work for him) & blocked their subpoenas.

    • @zacharygilmore1075
      @zacharygilmore1075 4 роки тому +5

      Shayne Walker What about all of the witnesses involved who did testify in the House?

  • @lamy8224
    @lamy8224 4 роки тому +23

    That's the best Don and the Giant Impeach intro to date! 😂😭😭😂🚽🍑🍊

  • @4um360
    @4um360 4 роки тому +252

    “Believe me; there is no one who knows more about football than me.”
    Also, “There is no one who knows more about American geography than me.”

    • @bankait_rex1860
      @bankait_rex1860 4 роки тому +17

      Shut your mouth Jor!!!! you are talking about a stable genius here.

    • @YuSoMadBra
      @YuSoMadBra 4 роки тому +10

      Also "No one knows as much as me about anything"

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 4 роки тому +14

      "I've kept more promises than I've even made."

    • @priscillarobb647
      @priscillarobb647 4 роки тому

      T Electronix , 🤣🤣🤣👍💙

    • @priscillarobb647
      @priscillarobb647 4 роки тому +3

      George Dunn , maybe . but he is an American president. He needs to know cuz he claims that he is stable genius, remember?

  • @llongone2
    @llongone2 4 роки тому +40

    So ashamed to be an American now. Dark days for the U.S.

    • @catherinemoore5603
      @catherinemoore5603 4 роки тому

      I just believe I am in the wilderness just like in bible. I am praying that will be coming out soon.

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 4 роки тому +2

      Now? I was ashamed when the cheeto RAN for office!

  • @LinaGuadagnuolo63
    @LinaGuadagnuolo63 4 роки тому +10

    ‘arse ends...lips begin, Oh Colbert, you did it again...

  • @charleslipscomb2567
    @charleslipscomb2567 4 роки тому +19

    "I need the best lawyers money can buy since I don't plan on paying them anyway!"

  • @GreatDavu
    @GreatDavu 4 роки тому +78

    Sen. Alexander has the look of a man who stopped caring about how out of touch he is with reality back in the 80's.

    • @ghostmobiil
      @ghostmobiil 4 роки тому

      By Hall and Oates

    • @Eurisko229
      @Eurisko229 4 роки тому +7

      He’s Tennessean, they always vote against their own interests.

    • @Eddies_Mom
      @Eddies_Mom 4 роки тому

      And yet he ran for president in 2000. Sigh.

  • @ChandlerSomborac
    @ChandlerSomborac 4 роки тому +150

    Repubs: "we want proof that Trump did this!"
    Dems: "okay, here are the documents".
    Repubs: "we're not reading that"
    Dems: "....what the hell?!"

    • @Christoph5782
      @Christoph5782 4 роки тому +23

      That's almost word for word for a defense that flat earthers say to defend their nonsensical argument, which is quite funny though very depressing

    • @OriginalCreatorSama
      @OriginalCreatorSama 4 роки тому +9

      @@Christoph5782 At least flat earthers make a half decent attempt to explain away the facts.

    • @matbat2909
      @matbat2909 4 роки тому +9

      flat earthers put in immense efford to proof their dumb point, cant say that about reps

    • @420sincerely
      @420sincerely 4 роки тому +2

      You and your friends watch late night tv and expect to be informed. But what you just described, is nothing at all like the reality of what's been happening. You clearly have not watched anything more than a 20 second clip of anything that has happened in DC recently or ever. Democrats are not the good guys, and Colbert is a shill. Wake up. Never trust the mainstream media. You all know better than this.

    • @ChandlerSomborac
      @ChandlerSomborac 4 роки тому +5

      @@420sincerely Then why do you even watch this kind of a show?! Seems to me as though *you're* the one who needs to wake up.

  • @redcr8
    @redcr8 4 роки тому +26

    “‘Congress has failed.’. No it hasn’t. The Senate failed.”. Exactly what I said to my wife when I heard this interview.

  • @karenjohnston2844
    @karenjohnston2844 4 роки тому +36

    Lisa Murkowski, "Congress has failed so I will vote to make sure Congress fails."

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight 4 роки тому +1

      I love how the rules that were last updated by Republicans somehow are unfair now that they’re being used. Funny how that works.

  • @amandawalski4407
    @amandawalski4407 4 роки тому +12

    I love how worked up you are about this unbelievable Mess we are in right now! I look forward to watching you tell it like it is, with a comedic side! :) This is a nightmare I truly hope will end soon! Thanks for taking the edge off!

    • @DarkUnity
      @DarkUnity 4 роки тому +2

      Amanda Walski you have to find humour in this or you just go insane.

  • @Itosalix
    @Itosalix 4 роки тому +72

    "He got married in Moscow."
    "It was his honeymoon"
    "Whatever. He went to school in Moscow."
    "Brooklyn."
    "Whatever. He wanted to build a hotel in Moscow."
    "That was you."
    "Whatever. He's a Russian."
    So why does Trump and his followers hate Moscow? Isn't your best friend Putin in Moscow? Rudy has been there. And then there's Moscow Mitch... well, that's self-referential. Why the hate?

    • @Noises
      @Noises 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah kinda weird that a guy who named his daughter Ivanka (after the Russian child hooker he killed) is pretending he doesn't loooove Russia way more than America.

    • @BleedingUranium
      @BleedingUranium 4 роки тому +11

      Trump still thinks we're living in the '50s and the Red Scare. Unfortunately, more than a few Americans think the same thing, and that's exactly who he's appealing to.
      Calling a moderately-left-at-most candidate a "communist" is pure scare tactics, based on decades-old fear and propaganda, simple as that.

    • @seahawkdragon9355
      @seahawkdragon9355 4 роки тому

      @Jewels Star Well-- that's because he is one of them! He won't release his college records because he knows Daddy paid in order for him to graduate!

  • @adamp9348
    @adamp9348 4 роки тому +32

    Stephen's impersonation of Eric gets me EVERY time.

    • @Zzyzzyzzs
      @Zzyzzyzzs 4 роки тому +1

      It's brilliant, though I liked Seth Myers's over-the-top Igor/Renfield characterisation of him more. Wish he didn't stop doing it.

    • @DiamondGirl333
      @DiamondGirl333 4 роки тому

      IKR!

  • @deniscretiu307
    @deniscretiu307 4 роки тому +38

    Canada is watching 🇨🇦

    • @pakababy3710
      @pakababy3710 4 роки тому +6

      Schiff tried his heart out delivering his closing today. Made me cry.

    • @uppy666
      @uppy666 4 роки тому +3

      I sure am.

    • @deannornan7454
      @deannornan7454 4 роки тому +3

      Hello Canada 😁

    • @mikepondo2549
      @mikepondo2549 4 роки тому +4

      Yes wish we were canadian. Will you adopt us canadians. We ll be good.

    • @SuperKing604
      @SuperKing604 4 роки тому +2

      Mike Pondo come over anytime!

  • @EvansvilleJill
    @EvansvilleJill 4 роки тому +3

    This monologue was so packed with laughs I lost my breath, more than once.
    Good job writers and you too Stephen!

  • @jstedman74
    @jstedman74 4 роки тому +8

    Love Colbert! But John's expressions just make it that much better. 😂

  • @Kate-fi8oh
    @Kate-fi8oh 4 роки тому +54

    I’m still waiting to see his tax returns.

    • @jschultz2363
      @jschultz2363 4 роки тому +19

      @ she is not the president who works for the American tax payers.

    • @MrChonkers
      @MrChonkers 4 роки тому +9

      Nice try trumper.

    • @JohnLeder
      @JohnLeder 4 роки тому +5

      Those are expected to come out from SCOTUS in May or June. Hearing we'll have Impeachment 2.0. Nothing like setting history for the first POTUS to be impeached twice in their first term. Seems fitting.

    • @Kate-fi8oh
      @Kate-fi8oh 4 роки тому +6

      Nameless Progressive Clone - you’re more than welcome. I’m retired and live on $1500 a month.

    •  4 роки тому

      @@jschultz2363
      Irrelevant. Personal financial information is exactly that. By your logic, every trash collector, social worker, meter maid, snow plow driver, public school teacher, etc, should also be legally compelled to release their financial information. They all work for the American taxpayer.

  • @avedic
    @avedic 4 роки тому +30

    Did anyone else do a double take when Trump used the word "microcosm?"
    I'm sorry.....but WHAT did you just say?? It's somehow unnerving to hear him use a word like that. I just can't see his mind producing that on it's own.
    Which is why I'm all but certain someone fed him that line. I just cannot imagine him knowing and using that word in casual conversation. I don't buy it.

    • @WarDaft
      @WarDaft 4 роки тому

      He's definitely been playing dumb for the entire campaign. Not to say that he's ever been that smart, but it was absolutely layered on thick the entire time.
      Seriously, do you think he doesn't know how to spell "hamburger"?
      The whole thing is just a spectacle.

    • @Suelorie
      @Suelorie 4 роки тому +1

      I wonder how many days he practiced saying the word

    • @nunyabusiness5241
      @nunyabusiness5241 4 роки тому +1

      Thought the same thing when I heard him say it. Who fed him that line?

  • @biglou209cortez6
    @biglou209cortez6 4 роки тому +31

    I love it when he does the Eric Trump impersonation 🤣

  • @lionel1963
    @lionel1963 4 роки тому +4

    One of the BEST monologues this year...so far!

  • @tylertichoc7330
    @tylertichoc7330 4 роки тому +433

    Trump: tries to insult Bernie by lying about him getting married in Moscow.
    Also Trump: PeePee Tape.🤣

    • @judycox4364
      @judycox4364 4 роки тому +37

      Trump lies everyday !! Everyday!

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 4 роки тому +30

      I got no problem whatsoever with Russians. It's the guy in charge I can't stand.

    • @paulapeterson-warnock3030
      @paulapeterson-warnock3030 4 роки тому +10

      Tyler Tichoc golden showers. Hope they were treated ahead of time for Antrax and Rabies

    • @tecumsehtoccoa553
      @tecumsehtoccoa553 4 роки тому +16

      @@BlackEpyon You don't like Putin?
      Putin is putting Russia first. He is just using Trump's mop head and hair to do so.

    • @jayoh123
      @jayoh123 4 роки тому +6

      Alot of dumb sheeps that believe anything the media tells ya. Pathetic. How many here actually watch the house hearings? Non I suspect. Just reiterating what cnn tells you.

  • @momc1772
    @momc1772 4 роки тому +15

    Stephen, thank you for the laughs. I look forward to them every night!

  • @pokéwifemcgill88
    @pokéwifemcgill88 4 роки тому +29

    "Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore" 😂😂

  • @barbaracoleman6641
    @barbaracoleman6641 4 роки тому +7

    REMEMBER IN NOVEMBER!

    • @sheldonliberman1139
      @sheldonliberman1139 4 роки тому

      LOL www.oddsshark.com/other/2020-usa-presidential-odds-futures

  • @dragon8me2
    @dragon8me2 4 роки тому +14

    One might say... "We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto."

  • @pkunkbwok
    @pkunkbwok 4 роки тому +70

    i get confused about Kansas City myself - but then nobody's giving me nuclear launch codes

    • @markg.7865
      @markg.7865 4 роки тому +3

      I guess you're not a stable genius.

    • @pkunkbwok
      @pkunkbwok 4 роки тому +2

      @@markg.7865 Sadly I'm only a mostly-stable near-genius

    • @speakerz74
      @speakerz74 4 роки тому

      I know I'm late but to be fair kansas and Missouri supposedly "share" Kansas city as there's a KC, Kansas and a KC, MO. so your confusion is justified, you are still a stable genius my friend.

    • @craigjgomez
      @craigjgomez 4 роки тому

      @@speakerz74 What does that mean? Does Paris Texas share their name with Paris France? Of course not. Check your confusion at the door.

    • @KieranBorovac
      @KieranBorovac 4 роки тому

      @@craigjgomez Paris, Texas and Paris, France are completely different places. Kansas City is all one city, but it straddles the state border so half of it is in Kansas and half is in Missouri.

  • @kylerandle22
    @kylerandle22 4 роки тому

    The stars at night, are big and bright
    👏👏👏👏
    Deep in the heart of Louisiana

  • @MrRonfrank
    @MrRonfrank 4 роки тому +76

    The Chiefs are from Kansas ...like the White House is in Seattle.

  • @kevinthomas4074
    @kevinthomas4074 4 роки тому +47

    Lamar Alexander should be wearing a yellow sweater vest
    to match his yellow tie,
    and complete the yellow -bellied look.

    • @laurent1144
      @laurent1144 4 роки тому

      I emailed him to ask him to vote for witnesses. His response was cowardly at best.

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight 4 роки тому

      It should be the new Republican color. I’m a Tennessean, and I’ve never been happier that I’m moving. Things may be improving in other parts of the county, but here... it’s terrible. I’m finally escaping next year. They can keep the yellow. 🙃

    • @sheldonliberman1139
      @sheldonliberman1139 4 роки тому

      And you should be wearing a straight jacket.

    • @sheldonliberman1139
      @sheldonliberman1139 4 роки тому

      @@laurent1144 The House cold have called all the witnesses it want, but fast tracked the results saying time was the essence. Then it held onto the articles of impeachment for over a month.

    • @rockyjordon334
      @rockyjordon334 4 роки тому

      @@sheldonliberman1139 shut up they were told by tRump not to testify you dope

  • @brucefreadrich1188
    @brucefreadrich1188 4 роки тому +19

    "Lady amazed that the cruise ship magician took her pearls…"
    "Worst case Stephen Colbert…"
    "Spokesperson for Crest Yellow Strips…"
    Consistently hilarious captions. Is it one writer or a committee spit-balling jokes??? How do they come up with these???

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 4 роки тому +540

    Joke of the Year.
    Trump and Republicans going after Corruption is like Dog going after it's own Tail.😂😂😂

    • @redwolfcanisrufus
      @redwolfcanisrufus 4 роки тому +21

      You're a liar! That's not a joke it's a fact lol

    • @roysmith3767
      @roysmith3767 4 роки тому +1

      Watch :
      ' Ilham Omar Has A List Of Trump's Impeachable Offenses '

    • @mrcl3114
      @mrcl3114 4 роки тому +2

      No... joke of the year is drunk Pelosi n shifty shity Schiff...

    • @thepackable
      @thepackable 4 роки тому +7

      @@mrcl3114 I can hear you crying when I read your writing.

    • @trippyraspo542
      @trippyraspo542 4 роки тому +2

      Joke of the year is that your comment is a top comment...no other place than on a 'Cringeworthy Colbert' video will you find an asisine comment as one of the top comments...that's his new nickname by the way.

  • @tupac42271
    @tupac42271 4 роки тому +14

    “Crest yellow strips” aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh no he didn’t 😂

  • @cmdraftbrn
    @cmdraftbrn 4 роки тому +60

    republicans in every election cycle: VOTER FRAUD!
    everyone else: wtf?
    north carolina: oh wait, actual voter fraud
    republicans: SEAT HIM. HE'S ONE OF US!

    • @RedZeshinX
      @RedZeshinX 4 роки тому +6

      It's exactly how you'd expect lying snakes to act, accuse others of the crime you yourself are committing. Republicans are literally disenfranchising Americans with actual voter fraud in states like North Carolina, but if course they're convincing their gullible followers it's Democrats and illegal immigrants doing it.

    • @raheemtaylor3017
      @raheemtaylor3017 4 роки тому +2

      Regressives don't read real news so they are unaware of the regressives in NC breaking the law.

  • @cryptnick_
    @cryptnick_ 4 роки тому +14

    So Insanity hannity is "Dumbbob Squareface"? I love this. 😂

  • @emmbeesea
    @emmbeesea 4 роки тому +74

    And their actions are written in the stone. History will remember this forever.

    • @SploogeCannon
      @SploogeCannon 4 роки тому

      Bill Clinton had one of the same charges, yet wasn't removed
      Yeah you forgot that didn't you

    • @FukcYuo-cy5yg
      @FukcYuo-cy5yg 4 роки тому +2

      History will remember his acquittal and re-election

    • @steverogers6825
      @steverogers6825 4 роки тому +9

      That's probably the only silver lining here. Republicans used to play dumb, lie, etc. Now they don't even hide it. That mask is off. They'll forever be known as the corrupt worms they are, thankfully.

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 4 роки тому +10

      It isn't just the Senate Republicans. The DOJ (Billy Barr) released about 27 heavily redacted emails related to the Ukraine quid pro quo, but waited until friday night, AFTER!!!! the Senate vote on additional witnesses and additional documents in the impeachment trial. The DOJ, Senate, State Department, and Supreme Court are now in Trump's back pocket.

    • @JonathanZeidman
      @JonathanZeidman 4 роки тому +4

      Forget history remembering them. They need to go to prison.

  • @Directorslashwriter
    @Directorslashwriter 4 роки тому +6

    The throw to John and his looks are one of my favorite things.

  • @go-goakins1489
    @go-goakins1489 4 роки тому +8

    Thank you Stephen for making us laugh 😂 👈🤟 letterman would be proud👏👏👏🤙