Colbert avoids saying "Trump" because he doesn't want to dignify treasonous filth. Stormy Helsinki (Benedict Trump) is the low point of American politics which is not a high bar! 1
13:20 ... _“How about you go back to your office and we'll call you when there's an oil spill.”_ Good one! But there must be more “graphic content & explicit language” per the on-screen warning.
No one cares about Jan 6th! That's why they cancelled it..lol It's actually making Independents and Democrats RUN to the Republicans. Lol. That and the 10 instances of insurrection FEMOCRATS HAVE COMMITTED THIS WEEK . LOL. EVEN COLBERTS STAFF COMMITTED INSURRECTION! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😘😘😘😘😘
it is about a crime. When trump did that... thing. You know, when you do some sh!t against your own country. Sigh... The exact legal term eludes me know. For some irrelevan Treason. (Colbert - paraphrased)
Great way to show the American People the highlights of the J6 committee. Not everyone watches the committee but they do watch your show. Great service to our Country! Thank You! 🇺🇸✌🏼
I love Colbert but I'm starting to feel like just making jokes about Jan6 is starting to normalize one of, if not the worst day in our democracy. We have literally thousands of people willing to commit treason to take over the country, lead by a pathologically narcissistic grifter, enabled by sycophantic congressional representatives willing to do anything to stay in power. This is not normal people. We cannot let this become normal.
The Flin Flan Man of a Dermacace to say I really belive the Alection was stolen or fraud n what's his evidence in stolen Alection was his white house staff informed him Covide19 shutdown is his biggest challenge in reelection to presidency was all obscure by one Driving Factor in his hiding anything to convince Americans in nothing to do with his submission in Defeat n yes he had a very good understanding he would more n likely lose to Biden so hence the Maga King Ralleys of Lieing around Alection fraud because it was the millions made in swindling Americans period on join my fight in America First Fubar Lieing show to save America N it's all the Democrats fault is most common excuses play against Americans today it's nothing of facts around Donald Trump it's all about Devideing Americans at any costs N Alection was stolen n Making hundreds of millions n The Flin Flan Man of Lies n ZZZNATION SHADOW of Fox exploited false facts of Fubar
Or RepubliCONS.🤣😉😒🥺 I can't help but to associate "Cons" w/ the corrupt right, every time I hear anything they say or do.🤔🧐🤑 But your appropriate changes to their name ⬆️ is quite fitting as well. It too, describes their party perfectly!💯 🤡 💯
Hahahahahaha This is one of the best monologue ever! Thank you Stephen Colbert for making my day! hahahaha More power to you and hope your team will not get arrested again! hahaha Love from Philippines.
Getting briefly arrested is just a gift to the Colbert Show . Free publicity and and righteous anger . All t***** money (deluded Americans money) can't beat that .
While I'm glad Barr and Pence spoke out at the right moment, I agree with you, they did so for self preservation more than heroism. Nonetheless, I'll take it.
Keep hammering on all this Stephen. America hasn't heard enough about it all yet. Thanks for keeping this FRONT ROW AND CENTER. We need indictments, trials, and consequences for this near disaster inflicted on the nation. DOJ? You listening? Merrick Garland? YOU listening? Get to work.
So good. Stephen just nails the crazies in the most entertaining ways. How they pull this together so quickly and smoothly night after night I don’t know.
Oh to be a fly on the wall when Richard Donoghue dropped this line, "why don't you go back to your office, and we'll call you when there's an oil spill". LOL
I watched these hearings today in horror and with tears at how close we are to the end of democracy. I truly needed your humorous slant on this tonight.
Oh brother...Really? I watched today as well and see it for the lame puppet show it really is..a one-sided cook-up to keep The Don from running again...poor Rinos and Dems all butt-hurt they got called out constantly by Trump for being the crooked jerks they are. They can't stop MAGA. It goes well beyond Trump. You wouldn't shed a single tear if you understood what this is all about...a bunch of hateful crybabies that haven't yet fully eliminated their target..aka bullying of a dude that was no more and no less corrupt than any other recent politician Clinton...Whitewater, rapes, Lewinsky, Waco Bush Jr..9/11, fake conservative crap Obama..the pallet of cash to Iran in the middle of the night.. Trump.. operation warp speed..and yet unproven other crap... Biden... tanking our country via executive orders and more to come. These people are all disgusting!
Do you like Trumps $1.70 gas, or Joe Biden's $7.00 gas? Trumps peace in Ukraine, or Bidens\Obama war in Ukraine? Trumps 1.4% inflation, or Biden's 15-36% inflation? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 THINK STUPID
Love Stephen. Tonight's monologue is one of the best -written he has ever delivered! Special Congrats to the writer who penned "Scammy Dufus, Jr."! Brilliant. Another Emmy for writing, please.
Those machines had glitches in multiple states. There is literally proof of these glitches ocurring and admission by the states' election committees. Those machines need to be inspected. Not to mention we were all told the machines are not capable of being connected to the internet and that was a lie. All you election fraud deniers are nuts as hell.
This is straight up the spiciest, most South Carolinian verbal beat down I have ever seen you perform Mr. Colbert. Thank you for representing the state of SC. 843 Chucktown representation at it's finest!
Man this cheered me up this morning. As depressing as the whole sad, sordid shitshow of *****’s attempted coup is, I am glad that we have the likes of Mr Colbert. I just hope the hearings lead to convictions.
Same. It galled me when Trump was impeached but not convicted. His own party members in congress said he was guilty at the podium but said they wouldnt vite to remove him because of party loyalty.
@@dedhampster4730 he did nothing wrong that's why he wasn't impeached, NOW JOE BIDEN ON THE OTHER HAND ADMITTED TO COMMITTING QUID PRO QUO ON VIDEO, DROP THE MIC
Democrats and Colbert support human traffickers, drug smugglers, and pedophiles through their border policies. His office committed a raid on the capital and all including him should be held accountable. The Jan 6 committee is just a hand-picked banana republic anti-American, anti--Trump committee put together to blame Trump and overlook any evidence of Pelosi, the FBI, and antifa having anything to do with raiding the capital.
Democrats and Colbert support human traffickers, drug smugglers, and pedophiles through their border policies. His office committed a raid on the capital and all including him should be held accountable. The Jan 6 committee is just a hand-picked banana republic anti-American, anti--Trump committee put together to blame Trump and overlook any evidence of Pelosi, the FBI, and antifa having anything to do with raiding the capital.
The thing I appreciate the most about Stephen Colbert is that when he's holding an imaginary object in his hand, he always- ALWAYS- puts it away. It doesn't disappear- he puts it away or hands it off. I do that too. Sign of a good actor. Follow through. Well done, Mr. Colbert.
Since I will probably never meet Stephen Colbert in person, it’s so nice to know I get to at least see him on tv during these crazy times. Colbert is truly a brilliant comedian and an amazing human being. He brings so much laughter to us during the hardest of times-he’s a national treasure 🫶🏼👏🏼 And so is his bestie, Steve Carrel👍🏼
He was HILARIOUS on Strangers with Candy.. lately..not so much..too caught up in political crap..and he now seems more angry than funny. Very sad to see a great comic talent waste his skills.
This madness is what happens when you get in between a narcissist and his supply, except on a national, democracy-threatening scale. My narcissistic father exhibited similar desperate, scrabbling, unrealistic, rule-flouting behavior on a more personal level when it came to my college applications, since he wanted to change my major to his profession (cuz, narcissism) after the application deadline. Thankfully this only resulted in intense personal misery for me, not for a whole country.
Someone during the last guy's administration summed it up well. He ran the oval office like it was The Apprentice. He turned the symbol/figurehead of our democracy into a fucking reality show. New episodes were the news cycle. Who's in, who's out, what wild shit will put his name on the air, what new revelations come out...
My brother was the same way, insisting I live according to his mandate. My brother! Wonder if he's still boiling himself in acid hatred on the inside...
I loved the Archie Comics version of the 80's series. "Mikey, you can't have a marshmellow and jellybean pizza tonight, you had that last night! You need variety in your diet!"
Yes they are, but you have to admit T****’s cohorts basically gave them the material. Which is truly scary when you realize these people were in charge of our country.
What I truly love about these monologues is that you get the serious truth out there, to an audience who may not actually follow the politics. Great laughs, but with a very serious side. Well done 👏
Halfway through the sentence I was so certain that was going to be the line that I'm convinced he may have flubbed it. Still, a really good monologue overall.
I respect anyone who can stand against their own party at the expense of their own positions and future career in politics to speak the unwelcome truth that nobody in the camp wants to hear.
@@ilsemorgan4001 To begin this unprecedented hearing is the most difficult part, once more and more witnesses join in and tell their stories, her solo will turn into an ensemble.
Oh man! This is pure bliss! Colbert's ON FIRE! It just gets better & better, sweeter as the video goes on! At 6m45, I thought it was over since I already had received a quadruple dose of the usual hilarity!
Right on Stephen ! The reference to brownshirts and fascism was painfully on point. And the word 'doofus' comes to mind so often, so easily, when contemplating these welps. May they rot.
The only time I write his name is when I refer to his sycophants as trumpanzees. The old orangutan aka The Orange One Who Shall Not Be Named aka Cheeto Mussolini.
I stopped using it when the creature & his fake bride came down that escalator... What a beast... I always called him a name that I made up... Herr Kombover...
Amazing, as ever. Stephen, thank you so much. This week's monologues are as good as any have ever been - which is saying a lot. They're all excellent. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
Richard Donahue's burn of Jeffrey Clark tell him to go back to his office and wait for them to call when there's an oil spill was the highlight of the hearing for me. Kidding aside the competence of those who presented to the January 6th committee was awe inspiring. These are the kind of people that you want in the Justice Department
Yes. Kudos to Richard Donahue and Steven Engel. I think it's safe to say that they would not vote for Drumpf. However, it is still disheartening that Bowers, if given the choice only. between Drumpf and Biden, would vote for Drumpf based on how well he did for the country. He later said that he does not want him to be president again because of his lack of character. Biden has stellar character, so I think you can boil it down to policy ----- policy over character, no matter how much Bowers says he would not want Drumpf to be president again.
Actually no... no you don't. If they were REALLY ethical and patriotic they would have testified during the impeachment trial and considering we're talking the ACTING AG perhaps start up an investigation into the insurrection and sedition taking place directly in front of him. No, these men are basically cowards but since they knew it was going to come out no matter what now they are trying to NOT go to prison.
I'd prefer people who might have told us about the POTUS attempting to kill democracy forever without waiting 18 months to be forced to do it first. Jesus fucking Christ.
@@jillsalkin7389 You can boil it down to fascism. If you're not against fascism, you're for it. Karl Popper laid it out some 60 years ago. What policies of 45's did Bowers like? The million Americans he killed by refusing to deal with Covid? Seeing as those Americans were disproportionately poor or racialized, I wonder what about that pile of bodies Bowers found to be such a positive for the country? Mystery for the ages.
Bravo to the Jan 6th committee. Methodically laying out evidence and testimony that makes it increasingly difficult for people like Tucker to shine this turd...
Testimonies and evidences won't do jack for the poorly educated. Take a look at the MAGAts that floods this comments section: deflection, denial, and whataboutism everywhere.
Is it just me or was this the best Stephen Colbert Show of all time? I found myself cheering and laughing at Steve's take on today's hearings, very impressed at how intelligent and well-spoken Beto O'Rourke was and oh so hopeful that maybe, just maybe this hearing by the high officials of the DOJ and the commentary and summaries made by Liz Cheney, Adam Kinzinger and the presiding chairman might actually have an impact to finally add a first nail to The Chump Drumpf's coffin.
My goodness, there’s so much, recorded text, phone calls, and so many guilty co-conspirators. I’m learning so much from this committee, it’s worst then watergate!
This is worse than Watergate! Former president voldemoron couldn't handle losing an election that he tried to overthrow our democracy because, of his fragile ego plus, incited an insurrection in his final attempt to hold on to power! Nixon at least resigned before he got impeached!
Unfortunately, all the deluded cultists ignore reality, especially the hearings. Nobody who needs to hear the testimonies is even listening, because they are all either guilty or denuded, I mean deluded.
My favorite part of this hearing (day 5) was when Rosen, Donoghue, and Engel described how they laid into Clark and finally were able to convince T***** not to install Clark as head of DOJ.
Really weird. Normal behavior would be to latch onto the next Republican and claim he is the greatest person ever. Just a weird hill to die on for so many that will be alive when this near coup destroyed democracy shows up in history text books. Also the longer they hang onto Trump the longer they stunt the Republican growth in the future. Sure the Republicans take the house but that probably guarantees a Democrat Presidential victory 2024 as some need reminding of how bad The Grand Ole Party has become
"Shi-theories" he was about to call it like it is.... the gentleman was about to say a swear but he caught himself and fixed it. I don't know if I could have done that honestly. This stuff was lots of crazy stuff.
That's because the stupid banana republic fake nearing is a stupid shit conspiracy theory. They are trying to cover up that the raid was set up by Pelosi and blame Trump. Pence was part of it too.
Scammy Dufus jr - my first gut laugh of the day!
Hi. I hope you have a wonderful weekend!
What a great name for DTJ. Love it
@@couragekarnga8735 Well thank you. And I hope the same for you.
Colbert avoids saying "Trump" because he doesn't want to dignify treasonous filth. Stormy Helsinki (Benedict Trump) is the low point of American politics which is not a high bar!
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"... we'll call you when there's an oil spill"
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Apparently these Republicans are Asian fathers. Yooo no speak against me, yooo learn math....do it! Do math! If not, you shame to famry.
@@TheDarkness1 Eat your Beijing corn, or I will send you to Jesus!
I suspect Clarke would be on the side of the oil company trying to claim that they did nothing wrong.
These guys are coming up with some great one liners. Loved that one!
13:20 ... _“How about you go back to your office and we'll call you when there's an oil spill.”_
Good one! But there must be more “graphic content & explicit language” per the on-screen warning.
It keeps getting scarier! Thank you Mr. Colbert for providing us with your wit and humor to lighten the gravity of the J 6 proceedings.
Are you spending any time helping organize against the fascist movement? Or just laughing about it
No one cares about Jan 6th! That's why they cancelled it..lol
It's actually making Independents and Democrats RUN to the Republicans. Lol. That and the 10 instances of insurrection FEMOCRATS HAVE COMMITTED THIS WEEK . LOL. EVEN COLBERTS STAFF COMMITTED INSURRECTION! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😘😘😘😘😘
They and u must b from another planet bc there is no weight in their verbal vomit to have any effect with gravity here on earth
WHAT A MONOLOGUE! So unfiltered, smart and funny 💜 Just the best writing and delivery!
The hearings are absolutely riveting, a well produced damming account of traitorous treachery
Yes, they have definitely blown the roof off as promised...
it is about a crime. When trump did that... thing. You know, when you do some sh!t against your own country. Sigh... The exact legal term eludes me know. For some irrelevan Treason.
(Colbert - paraphrased)
Riveting to whom... you unemployed welfare rats watching at home? The rest of us are busy working.
@C C Ur a damn fool
@@antionettewilson4250 hahaha, the only promise made here is a last-ditch effort to try to save the democrat party from total inhalation
One of your best monologues Mr. Colbert, one of your best!
U have no idea of what the truth is. Watch 2000 Mules. U might learn something new!
Like a horror movie that just keeps on happening…
Colbert is a horror show for sure.
It's a horrifying mix of Idiocracy and Groundhog Day.
That was the Trump presidency. Never knowing what that maniac would do next.
Give Jordan klepper’s discussion w/ trump fans in Mississippi. People just find a way to believe.
@@KB-ke3fi and yet you just cannot stop watching huh? Your gluttony for punishment is a horror show, bruh 👏
Great way to show the American People the highlights of the J6 committee. Not everyone watches the committee but they do watch your show. Great service to our Country! Thank You! 🇺🇸✌🏼
😘😘 ppl l
Can we get a full version of that “Night Before Christmas” parody? That first stanza flowed remarkably well.
Agreed! It was so good. Please!!
That was fire. Stephen Colbert has flow.
i thought it was lame
Might be in time for Christmas for the story having a happy ending with the lovely #45 being behind bars. Fingers crossed.
@Thomas Paine don't tell us troll. Tell your local government. 1600 penn ave. They can help
The Law & Order bit was hilarious and a perfect summary of all this
That's the repuglikkkan party in a nutshell!
Republicans only want law and order on their terms.
I love Colbert but I'm starting to feel like just making jokes about Jan6 is starting to normalize one of, if not the worst day in our democracy. We have literally thousands of people willing to commit treason to take over the country, lead by a pathologically narcissistic grifter, enabled by sycophantic congressional representatives willing to do anything to stay in power. This is not normal people. We cannot let this become normal.
The Flin Flan Man of a Dermacace to say I really belive the Alection was stolen or fraud n what's his evidence in stolen Alection was his white house staff informed him Covide19 shutdown is his biggest challenge in reelection to presidency was all obscure by one Driving Factor in his hiding anything to convince Americans in nothing to do with his submission in Defeat n yes he had a very good understanding he would more n likely lose to Biden so hence the Maga King Ralleys of Lieing around Alection fraud because it was the millions made in swindling Americans period on join my fight in America First Fubar Lieing show to save America N it's all the Democrats fault is most common excuses play against Americans today it's nothing of facts around Donald Trump it's all about Devideing Americans at any costs N Alection was stolen n Making hundreds of millions n The Flin Flan Man of Lies n ZZZNATION SHADOW of Fox exploited false facts of Fubar
Or RepubliCONS.🤣😉😒🥺 I can't help but to associate "Cons" w/ the corrupt right, every time I hear anything they say or do.🤔🧐🤑 But your appropriate changes to their name ⬆️ is quite fitting as well. It too, describes their party perfectly!💯 🤡 💯
Brilliant. Best monologue ever. Kudos to the show's writers and producers. 💥💥💥💥💥
Are you taking the piss???
donald trump is a Traitor to the United States of America, which is punishable by Death !!!
GO TRUMP1111
@@stratocasterblue I agree. Go to jail Trump. Directly to jail.
I'm a musician too but this is trash talk. I don't think I'd like ur music if u like this monologue
Stephen was killing this monologue and I loved every second.
Stephen is a freaking hack and a wimp.
same (even 6 mo later)
The “Night Before Christmas” parody was brilliant. 😂😂😂
Whoever the writers are, they should all get a raise.
Came here to say the same thing 🤣
Third. That should be for the holiday special
I just want more of it
Yes, must listen again and transcribe.
Amazing! It never occurred to me that Mr. Colbert is this good at the rap and the rhyme inspired by the commotion on Jan. 6. 👏👏
@@vanessawhitneypro Agreed. Do you also think that “Seize the Day” is a quaint expression for “Living in the Moment?”
Hahahahahaha This is one of the best monologue ever! Thank you Stephen Colbert for making my day! hahahaha More power to you and hope your team will not get arrested again! hahaha Love from Philippines.
Getting briefly arrested is just a gift to the Colbert Show . Free publicity and and righteous anger . All t***** money (deluded Americans money) can't beat that .
If he makes ur day u must b near brain dead
This is one of the best Stephen Colbert (genius) monologues!! So many to choose from but this one is AMAZING!!!
Barr stayed on that train a good 4 stops after he saw where it was going. He only got off when he saw the tracks stopped at a cliff.
While I'm glad Barr and Pence spoke out at the right moment, I agree with you, they did so for self preservation more than heroism. Nonetheless, I'll take it.
👆 THIS 👆
Barr was trump's atty not USA'S.
Barr should have stay on and over the cliff. He had to take responsibility for his actions. But excused himself in last moment.
donald trump is a Traitor to the United States of America, which is punishable by Death !!!
Keep hammering on all this Stephen. America hasn't heard enough about it all yet. Thanks for keeping this FRONT ROW AND CENTER. We need indictments, trials, and consequences for this near disaster inflicted on the nation. DOJ? You listening? Merrick Garland? YOU listening? Get to work.
Well said
Stephen is in fire with this monologue. One zinger after another. The poem was priceless.
Really…we’re watching the same show,right….
Oh man biden fell down again its time for him to go
His writers were on fire you mean, and no. It was corny.
I loved it, he was hilarious as usual-but more so!
Steven is horrible
Brilliant! Just brilliant!!!
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
So good. Stephen just nails the crazies in the most entertaining ways. How they pull this together so quickly and smoothly night after night I don’t know.
A shit ton of talent.
Great Emmy award winning writers
smart funny college new grad with newer brains than mine and they care/ LOVE their job and work for an awesome employer...
You seriously can't be this ignorant
So much source material to choose from! Thanks to the never ending criminality of the GOP!
Geez, this monologue of Stephen’s is so clever and well delivered. Great work from all involved.
My favorite was that "Night Before Christmas" bit.
Right? It was amazing!
Watch the hearings. They're riveting.
Slurp
I missed it earlier so gonna go watch it now!
"Here's some guy claiming some thing by someone" - the years between 2016 and 2021 in a nutshell
Whomever is writing your monologue?
Deserves a raise. They've been crushing it.
OMG wow this is the greatest video on all of UA-cam. Such elegance and grace and cunning. Should be nominated as best video of all time. Just wow
The 3 DOJ guys had some great zingers.
I liked the one where they referred to Clark's letter as a murder-suicide pact.
I agree the murder- suicide pack line is hilarious.
When they said tramp could barely comprehend layman’s terms.
Oh to be a fly on the wall when Richard Donoghue dropped this line, "why don't you go back to your office, and we'll call you when there's an oil spill". LOL
It's because Trump has that big brain. 😄
@@jackiezebro9546 big head filled with water and a little bit of brain like substance 😅
I watched these hearings today in horror and with tears at how close we are to the end of democracy. I truly needed your humorous slant on this tonight.
Oh brother...Really? I watched today as well and see it for the lame puppet show it really is..a one-sided cook-up to keep The Don from running again...poor Rinos and Dems all butt-hurt they got called out constantly by Trump for being the crooked jerks they are. They can't stop MAGA. It goes well beyond Trump.
You wouldn't shed a single tear if you understood what this is all about...a bunch of hateful crybabies that haven't yet fully eliminated their target..aka bullying of a dude that was no more and no less corrupt than any other recent politician
Clinton...Whitewater, rapes, Lewinsky, Waco
Bush Jr..9/11, fake conservative crap
Obama..the pallet of cash to Iran in the middle of the night..
Trump.. operation warp speed..and yet unproven other crap...
Biden... tanking our country via executive orders and more to come.
These people are all disgusting!
are you aware of the political term "useful idiot" it's a mind blowing term that i just wrapped my head around last saturday.
@@dapplelopper2498 That's been a thing for decades now.
Beth, as was I.
We are not a democracy. We are a representative Republic. Democracy denies rights to the minority. Democracies lead to plutocracy or dictatorship.
Stephen is awesome again! And of course, so are his writers!
LMAO! One of THE BEST monologues EVER!
Agreed!
Are we ever going to be free of these traitors' insanity?
Do you like Trumps $1.70 gas, or Joe Biden's $7.00 gas?
Trumps peace in Ukraine, or Bidens\Obama war in Ukraine?
Trumps 1.4% inflation, or Biden's 15-36% inflation? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 THINK STUPID
Thank you! 😊 for some needed humor and sanity.
He's helped us keep our sanity. Who helps him keep his?
@@couragekarnga8735 *his wife*
Humour and seriousness+++ love your show Stephen. Jose from Melbourne Australia
Love Stephen. Tonight's monologue is one of the best -written he has ever delivered! Special Congrats to the writer who penned "Scammy Dufus, Jr."! Brilliant. Another Emmy for writing, please.
Stephen has the best writers, no question!
He does have the best liars, no question about it!!
straight from the DNC
the best for destroying what American's really need, TRUTH!
Colbert and staff did a great job with this segment. They're always good; but this was an extra good performance. Bravissimo!
Emmy !
Those machines had glitches in multiple states. There is literally proof of these glitches ocurring and admission by the states' election committees. Those machines need to be inspected. Not to mention we were all told the machines are not capable of being connected to the internet and that was a lie. All you election fraud deniers are nuts as hell.
So cathartic to be able to laugh at such awful criminality as the GOP have shown themselves to have in buckets!
@@Joey-JoJo-Jr.64 j
@@rogersmith581 So, you're the guy with all the evidence. You should've shown it rudy & the other clowns, including #45...
Well done writers of the tonight show, they deserve a Emmy award 🥇
You mean, ANOTHER Emmy.
The monologue is so good, I must watch it multiple times! Lol 😂
That's happened two nights in a row for me.
Me too! Even more, everytime hearings get me so down, I will have Colbert lift me backup.
You can't be serious right? It's the same thing night after night after night
I only wish I could process my anger like Stephen can. I bet when the show’s over he’s exhausted.
Scammy Doofus Jr LOL that is a good one.
This is straight up the spiciest, most South Carolinian verbal beat down I have ever seen you perform Mr. Colbert. Thank you for representing the state of SC. 843 Chucktown representation at it's finest!
Man this cheered me up this morning. As depressing as the whole sad, sordid shitshow of *****’s attempted coup is, I am glad that we have the likes of Mr Colbert. I just hope the hearings lead to convictions.
Your being brainwashed to believe in smoke n mirrors while you are being stripped of all RIGHTS AND AMERICAN VALUES
Many of us with common sense feel your same hopes.
Same. It galled me when Trump was impeached but not convicted. His own party members in congress said he was guilty at the podium but said they wouldnt vite to remove him because of party loyalty.
I honestly highly doubt Trump will be convicted. Someone might get convicteted but not Donald "Teflon" Trump unfortunatelly.
@@dedhampster4730 he did nothing wrong that's why he wasn't impeached, NOW JOE BIDEN ON THE OTHER HAND ADMITTED TO COMMITTING QUID PRO QUO ON VIDEO, DROP THE MIC
This monolouge is on fire. Stephen Colbert showed absolutely no mercy. Just one after another.
These treasonous jacks deserve no mercy, either from the law or history.
Colbert is an insurrectionist.
@@couragekarnga8735 Ok Sensei Kreese
History predicted it. The first man to invent fire even said this monolithic log is on fire... Mmmm
Fire goooooood.
Democrats and Colbert support human traffickers, drug smugglers, and pedophiles through their border policies. His office committed a raid on the capital and all including him should be held accountable. The Jan 6 committee is just a hand-picked banana republic anti-American, anti--Trump committee put together to blame Trump and overlook any evidence of Pelosi, the FBI, and antifa having anything to do with raiding the capital.
Thanks Steven!!! You rocked tonight. You always make me laugh.
Democrats and Colbert support human traffickers, drug smugglers, and pedophiles through their border policies. His office committed a raid on the capital and all including him should be held accountable. The Jan 6 committee is just a hand-picked banana republic anti-American, anti--Trump committee put together to blame Trump and overlook any evidence of Pelosi, the FBI, and antifa having anything to do with raiding the capital.
Historians are going to have a field day with this one ☝️😂🤣🤣🤣
I never though I’d say this but I’d love to experience this by reading it in a textbook. That’d be WILD
The thing I appreciate the most about Stephen Colbert is that when he's holding an imaginary object in his hand, he always- ALWAYS- puts it away. It doesn't disappear- he puts it away or hands it off.
I do that too. Sign of a good actor. Follow through. Well done, Mr. Colbert.
Always.
Object work
His background in improv (at Second City) shows.
It's good for relieving audience anxiety.
His pantomime skills are on point in general
Since I will probably never meet Stephen Colbert in person, it’s so nice to know I get to at least see him on tv during these crazy times. Colbert is truly a brilliant comedian and an amazing human being. He brings so much laughter to us during the hardest of times-he’s a national treasure 🫶🏼👏🏼 And so is his bestie, Steve Carrel👍🏼
The last time he brought laughter to the world, his show was called the Colbert Report.
He was HILARIOUS on Strangers with Candy.. lately..not so much..too caught up in political crap..and he now seems more angry than funny. Very sad to see a great comic talent waste his skills.
They should bury this treasure where no one will ever find it. Like, the intelligence u show for not being brainwashed
Great show, Steve. Love your creativity and brilliance. Thanks.
This madness is what happens when you get in between a narcissist and his supply, except on a national, democracy-threatening scale.
My narcissistic father exhibited similar desperate, scrabbling, unrealistic, rule-flouting behavior on a more personal level when it came to my college applications, since he wanted to change my major to his profession (cuz, narcissism) after the application deadline. Thankfully this only resulted in intense personal misery for me, not for a whole country.
You need some really stupid people and a smattering of those that are willing to put party over country.
Unfortunately we have plenty of both.
Someone during the last guy's administration summed it up well. He ran the oval office like it was The Apprentice. He turned the symbol/figurehead of our democracy into a fucking reality show. New episodes were the news cycle. Who's in, who's out, what wild shit will put his name on the air, what new revelations come out...
Aww, that was kind of sad! I hope you got away from your dad.
Sorry your dad was awful Cat, I hope you're living your best life now. Good luck!
My brother was the same way, insisting I live according to his mandate. My brother!
Wonder if he's still boiling himself in acid hatred on the inside...
Mr. Colbert, your writing staff is great, but the way you act and deliver those jokes is OUSTANDING! You deserve a OSCAR!
Definitely Emmy’s!
Oscars are awarded for filmwork. Coilbert has won Emmys and Peabodys. He deserves a raise!
Oscar = 100% failure, who want to be associated with that?
I miss the little sound effect from Jon when he puts thing away!
Only Colbert can make really serious stuff hilarious.
I just love this skit. I’ve watched this so many times and my friends love it as well we love you thank you for and keep on coming with it
As a 80's kid, I really liked the TMNT reference. Edit: Forgot to say the Law & Order bits will never get old to me.
I loved the Archie Comics version of the 80's series. "Mikey, you can't have a marshmellow and jellybean pizza tonight, you had that last night! You need variety in your diet!"
The Law & Order part was very funny😂
Stephen & his writers are on fire
While right wing capitalist democratic leadership is not
They really are
For real. To come up with the line, "Go hump a redwood you shaved Lorax" is genius. He really DOES look like a shaved Lorax 😂😂
Yes they are, but you have to admit T****’s cohorts basically gave them the material. Which is truly scary when you realize these people were in charge of our country.
they're prostitutes who just wrote propaganda
A marvellous summing-up, if there ever was one. One could say it was a nail in the coffin.
Hans Strömberg, Sweden
Clarke being forced to stand outside his house in his pyjamas in the predawn chill whilst the FBI tossed it - Schadenfreudegasm !
Maybe Saturday Night Live will to the skit. 😄
Where is the photo?
Stephen, you are having way too much fun tonight 🤪 this was a really awesome monologue
And the award goes to...the writer(s) of today's monologue. Well done!✒️
U mean the "wrongers"
Love, love, love Stephen Colbert !!!!
Stephen you’re the best!!! 😂 I needed this laugh after the crappy news I wake up to. 😭
What I truly love about these monologues is that you get the serious truth out there, to an audience who may not actually follow the politics. Great laughs, but with a very serious side. Well done 👏
Oh I think the audience follows politics alright!!!!
The serious truth from a guy that is paid to tell bad jokes. 😂
There are two camps and one of the is not listening. Preaching to the choir, just sayn..
@@ronaldmoore6619 I guess we will just have to agree to disagree.
@@ronaldmoore6619 Oh dear... why watch ronald.. fox news is much funnier.
I don't want much more after all my years but finding Stephen Colbert was my treasure find and I would love to see him at a live show.
Do it Bonnie. It won't be what you expect, but it will be worth it!
THE ZIPTIE DANCE! Yet another Broadway-busting dance craze has just been unleashed!
Stephen, you and your team are awesome!
They are pedophiles and terrorists. They need to be held accountable.
Love Colbert but, this has to be one of the best shows of his that I've seen in quite a while! Laughed the whole damn time 😂
So good!
Feels good to laugh laugh laugh, choke, laugh, change shirt while laughing, laugh.. Keep laughing Jason. Take care all
Missed joke opportunity: "I hear the brownshirts here *are to die for.*
Halfway through the sentence I was so certain that was going to be the line that I'm convinced he may have flubbed it. Still, a really good monologue overall.
Preserving America's sanity one super smart joke at a time! Thank you!!!!!!!!
Stephen's breakdowns of this hearings is gold! The best of the best👌.
Did he mention when 10 of his staff committed TREASON by breaking into congress with the help.of Adam Shiff? Kinda kills the narrative huh? 😂😂😂😂😂😘😘😘😘😘
I feel sorry for u and ur inability to know the truth
I respect anyone who can stand against their own party at the expense of their own positions and future career in politics to speak the unwelcome truth that nobody in the camp wants to hear.
I really respect Liz Cheney!
Me too
Its just a job...
I reckon Liz Cheney is positioning herself to be first. I can see her wiping condensation off the bathroom mirror while humming Hail to the Chief 😉
@@ilsemorgan4001 To begin this unprecedented hearing is the most difficult part, once more and more witnesses join in and tell their stories, her solo will turn into an ensemble.
“As thin and as fake as the president’s hair”. Bah hahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣
Biden stole the election.
@Kim Clarke Yep, Biden has has several hair transplants.
I loved that one!
It's about time! That hair on a so-called billionaire? I don't think so!
HILARIOUS
Oh man! This is pure bliss! Colbert's ON FIRE! It just gets better & better, sweeter as the video goes on! At 6m45, I thought it was over since I already had received a quadruple dose of the usual hilarity!
"Dobby the house lawyer..."🚫🧙🏼♂️🤣
That has to be my favorite line! This monologue was gold!
Right on Stephen ! The reference to brownshirts and fascism was painfully on point. And the word 'doofus' comes to mind so often, so easily, when contemplating these welps. May they rot.
You can tell Stephen misses Jon Batiste when he sort of expects music when he starts dancing off the cuff.
What happened to Jon Batista? I missed a few episodes.
@@davidweyant9356 He's taking time off to spend with his wife, I think. She has cancer.
I think she tested positive for covid as well as the cancer .
@@joyrisher8841 Thanks Joy. I hope his wife gets well and he should spend quality time with her.
@@kathylewis2484 That's even worse. Thanks Kathy.
The monologue is too true, and the COMMENTS are priceless!!
This had me cackling with laughter. 🤣👏🏽
Yes!! I was already cracking up at the choreograhpy bit which was only the beginning. LOLOL
@@stephf4175 Me too and I replayed that part while mimicking his choreography! 😂😄
The night before Christmas bit was splendid!! I had to rewind the video to hear it again!!!
Hilarious monologue AGAIN. We need to protect Stephen Colbert - he is needed!
He is needed!
Your protection isn’t working….
Woke Fail: ‘Gutfeld!’ Beats Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon in Late Night Ratings
Yes, we must support entertainers and ball chasers that play political experts.............
@@scottziegler8094 Or a reality TV faux rich guy with a room temperature IQ and “tremendous” vocabulary….? Ring a bell?
I wouldn't mind if he ran for president.
That choreography section was hilarious! UA-cam needs a "love" button.
I must admit I appreciate Stephen's discipline in NEVER saying T****'s name!!
Lots of us do the same thing. I have not used TFG's name since Jan 6th.
It's because he'll get sued for slander and his lawyers know it.
The only time I write his name is when I refer to his sycophants as trumpanzees. The old orangutan aka The Orange One Who Shall Not Be Named aka Cheeto Mussolini.
I stopped using it when the creature & his fake bride came down that escalator... What a beast... I always called him a name that I made up... Herr Kombover...
He said he's never going to say his name again and I love that I don't call him by his name either I called him Mister piece
Amazing, as ever. Stephen, thank you so much. This week's monologues are as good as any have ever been - which is saying a lot. They're all excellent. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
Undoubtedly the best Steven Colbert show ever ( ok to date) the burn started early and was a bonfire by the time he called Beto! Wow!!
Omg SC, you’ve outdone yourself, again!!! Give your writers another bonus. Lolllll SAVED, for posterity. Haw’aa
Oh damn it, he says "I told Jeff , why don't you go back to your office and we'll call you when there's an oil spill".
I am still laughing. Good Lord Stephen. You are fabulous and your writers are the best. lol
I love how Kinzinger wanted to say "conspiracy shit," but caught himself.
Yeah, I caught that too.
🤣
I thought that too but I think he was just thinking of the word 'show', which he said afterwards
Yep
Thought it was "shown." Yours sounds better though.
This is equal to a Johnny Carson Skit.. Straight up Great.
Richard Donahue's burn of Jeffrey Clark tell him to go back to his office and wait for them to call when there's an oil spill was the highlight of the hearing for me. Kidding aside the competence of those who presented to the January 6th committee was awe inspiring. These are the kind of people that you want in the Justice Department
Yes. Kudos to Richard Donahue and Steven Engel. I think it's safe to say that they would not vote for Drumpf. However, it is still disheartening that Bowers, if given the choice only. between Drumpf and Biden, would vote for Drumpf based on how well he did for the country. He later said that he does not want him to be president again because of his lack of character. Biden has stellar character, so I think you can boil it down to policy ----- policy over character, no matter how much Bowers says he would not want Drumpf to be president again.
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Actually no... no you don't. If they were REALLY ethical and patriotic they would have testified during the impeachment trial and considering we're talking the ACTING AG perhaps start up an investigation into the insurrection and sedition taking place directly in front of him. No, these men are basically cowards but since they knew it was going to come out no matter what now they are trying to NOT go to prison.
I'd prefer people who might have told us about the POTUS attempting to kill democracy forever without waiting 18 months to be forced to do it first.
Jesus fucking Christ.
@@jillsalkin7389 You can boil it down to fascism. If you're not against fascism, you're for it. Karl Popper laid it out some 60 years ago.
What policies of 45's did Bowers like? The million Americans he killed by refusing to deal with Covid? Seeing as those Americans were disproportionately poor or racialized, I wonder what about that pile of bodies Bowers found to be such a positive for the country? Mystery for the ages.
Bravo to the Jan 6th committee. Methodically laying out evidence and testimony that makes it increasingly difficult for people like Tucker to shine this turd...
Tucker is a professional Trump fluffer. Polishing turds is just a hobby
What evidence?
Let's just call it the "Colbert 7" who all got a free pass for trespassing the Capitol, twice.
trump for prison 👍
Testimonies and evidences won't do jack for the poorly educated. Take a look at the MAGAts that floods this comments section: deflection, denial, and whataboutism everywhere.
Is it just me or was this the best Stephen Colbert Show of all time? I found myself cheering and laughing at Steve's take on today's hearings, very impressed at how intelligent and well-spoken Beto O'Rourke was and oh so hopeful that maybe, just maybe this hearing by the high officials of the DOJ and the commentary and summaries made by Liz Cheney, Adam Kinzinger and the presiding chairman might actually have an impact to finally add a first nail to The Chump Drumpf's coffin.
The writers here are top notch!! Love you Stephen.
Brilliant monologue, the writers were on fire today
Have a great upcoming weekend 😊
Lol just home from work. Great minds think alike.
D L Yea because right wing comedians are sooo funny…let’s see there’s Larry the cable guy…um….Larry the cable guy…never mind.
Yup, they really amped it up last night.
@@user-my5kb8fi6j but but I'm going to go so far off topic that nobody understands what the hell I'm saying
This was a GREAT monologue!
Eric Herschmann's testimony is hysterical. Donoghue also delivered some blunt truths, "...we'll call you if there's an oil spill." LOL!
His best monologue ever!!! Thanks Stephen!
My goodness, there’s so much, recorded text, phone calls, and so many guilty co-conspirators. I’m learning so much from this committee, it’s worst then watergate!
This is worse than Watergate! Former president voldemoron couldn't handle losing an election that he tried to overthrow our democracy because, of his fragile ego plus, incited an insurrection in his final attempt to hold on to power! Nixon at least resigned before he got impeached!
So much worse. If trump was impeached after extorting Ukraine, lives wouldve been saved! Treason in so many ways!
Of course it is. During Watergate the GOP stood up to the crooks. This time they're basically all willingly complicit... still. Sad.
I don't know why they tried to pull off watergate, they knew they were going to win against McGovern.
Unfortunately, all the deluded cultists ignore reality, especially the hearings. Nobody who needs to hear the testimonies is even listening, because they are all either guilty or denuded, I mean deluded.
My favorite part of this hearing (day 5) was when Rosen, Donoghue, and Engel described how they laid into Clark and finally were able to convince T***** not to install Clark as head of DOJ.
Really weird. Normal behavior would be to latch onto the next Republican and claim he is the greatest person ever.
Just a weird hill to die on for so many that will be alive when this near coup destroyed democracy shows up in history text books.
Also the longer they hang onto Trump the longer they stunt the Republican growth in the future. Sure the Republicans take the house but that probably guarantees a Democrat Presidential victory 2024 as some need reminding of how bad The Grand Ole Party has become
This. Only topped by Mr.
Clark outside in his jammies.
"Shi-theories" he was about to call it like it is.... the gentleman was about to say a swear but he caught himself and fixed it. I don't know if I could have done that honestly. This stuff was lots of crazy stuff.
Honestly, just came here to say how GOLD this moment was 😂
This stuff was was lots of crazy sh- stuff.
To make u believe their lies
One of the absolute best so far. How do you do it? Ah, that’s right, certain material writes itsel?
The best part was when Kinzinger slipped and said "conspiracy _shit_ theories".
Kinzinger is a woman.
Kinzinger may be hella conservative, but I kinda like him.
I totally don’t think it was a slip.
he he he!
That's because the stupid banana republic fake nearing is a stupid shit conspiracy theory. They are trying to cover up that the raid was set up by Pelosi and blame Trump. Pence was part of it too.