A Chilling Portrait Of T****'s Attempt To Steal The Election By Weaponizing The DOJ

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  • Опубліковано 22 чер 2022
  • Today the Jan. 6th Committee painted a chilling and criminally insane portrait of the former president's attempt to steal the election by weaponizing the Department of Justice. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @auntiepha8343
    @auntiepha8343 Рік тому +85

    Daily Reminder: "Tonight, I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible - there will come a day when Donald Trump is gone, but your dishonor will remain." - 6/9/2022 Rep. Elizabeth Cheney (R) Wyoming

    • @c.9231
      @c.9231 Рік тому +5

      Love, love, love her!

    • @Day-tm2pb
      @Day-tm2pb Рік тому +3

      Respect for sure! Honor and country should be a value they all defend above all. This is truly indefendible

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Рік тому +224

    At this point any Republican or Trump supporter who claims to be a "patriot" or "pro-America" is a laughable yet dangerous contradiction.

    • @mikebeam822
      @mikebeam822 Рік тому

      Careful there, not ALL republicans, I am and have been a registered Republican and myself I have been repulsed by Trump since he came down that damned escalator. Nothing Trump has done has done anything to raise my opinion. In point of fact, any elected Republican individual who claimed there was election fraud should be stripped of their dignity and booted from office. Trump himself should damn well be prosecuted.

    • @TheUluxian
      @TheUluxian Рік тому +8

      I thought that point was actually Jan 21, 2017..

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Рік тому +6

      New reality show...put Trump on the crazy train with Ozzy. Which one of them can speak more clearly. Tune in and find out.

    • @mitchmann1556
      @mitchmann1556 Рік тому

      the only ones who are pro America are Libertarians , the rest are fools

    • @aggravatedprogressive7443
      @aggravatedprogressive7443 Рік тому +1

      Having been poisoned and smeared, can confirm

  • @cyndysota
    @cyndysota Рік тому +44

    Great way to show the American People the highlights of the J6 committee. Not everyone watches the committee but they do watch your show. Great service to our Country! Thank You! 🇺🇸✌🏼

  • @prissygardner3719
    @prissygardner3719 Рік тому +98

    Stephen was killing this monologue and I loved every second.

    • @truthseeker92011
      @truthseeker92011 Рік тому

      Stephen is a freaking hack and a wimp.

    • @op3129
      @op3129 Рік тому +4

      same (even 6 mo later)

  • @ellasmommy9278
    @ellasmommy9278 Рік тому +66

    What kind of horrifies me is after testimony both Rusty Bowers and Brad Raffensperger said they would vote for Trump in 2024 if he runs. What the hell is wrong with these people?

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Рік тому +11

      Drank the Kool Aid.
      OH YEAH! ☹️

    • @Art4ArtsSakeVideo
      @Art4ArtsSakeVideo Рік тому +14

      It's frightening and appalling that their loyalty to the Republican party would trump (sorry) their previous loyalty to their oaths to the Constitution. How do they sleep at night??

    • @joseville
      @joseville Рік тому +2

      What!? For real?

    • @veecee9497
      @veecee9497 Рік тому +4

      Greed. All they care about is money for their donors i.e. big oil, NRA, billionaires, etc. Also, how they can line their own pockets.

    • @lornadoonefash2237
      @lornadoonefash2237 Рік тому +4

      They’re afraid of the mafia boss, DT

  • @honnatti
    @honnatti Рік тому +436

    "... we'll call you when there's an oil spill"
    EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Рік тому +12

      Apparently these Republicans are Asian fathers. Yooo no speak against me, yooo learn math....do it! Do math! If not, you shame to famry.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Рік тому

      @@TheDarkness1 Eat your Beijing corn, or I will send you to Jesus!

    • @simongiles9749
      @simongiles9749 Рік тому +23

      I suspect Clarke would be on the side of the oil company trying to claim that they did nothing wrong.

    • @joannepackus5736
      @joannepackus5736 Рік тому +14

      These guys are coming up with some great one liners. Loved that one!

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 Рік тому +12

      13:20 ... _“How about you go back to your office and we'll call you when there's an oil spill.”_
      Good one! But there must be more “graphic content & explicit language” per the on-screen warning.

  • @LoudLin86
    @LoudLin86 Рік тому +46

    WHAT A MONOLOGUE! So unfiltered, smart and funny 💜 Just the best writing and delivery!

  • @lordfraybin
    @lordfraybin Рік тому +20

    Whomever is writing your monologue?
    Deserves a raise. They've been crushing it.

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Рік тому +116

    This country is doomed if Trump doesn’t go to prison after these hearings.

    • @justjoy4239
      @justjoy4239 Рік тому +11

      I bet he’s put on house arrest with a new piece jewelry on his ankle!

    • @laurenecarter246
      @laurenecarter246 Рік тому +9

      He's had 2 impeachments slide off him like nothing happened. He's going to get a slap on the wrists and a "tsk tsk". It's so frustrating that he'll never understand consequences.

    • @edwardmontoya50
      @edwardmontoya50 Рік тому

      I have only my faith in karmic redemption. Though he wi never suffer legal consequences or see the inside of a jail, I know that the last few years of his life will be hell from a health standpoint. He will rot away in a hospital bed.

    • @justjackie7272
      @justjackie7272 Рік тому

      Deport him to Russia

    • @wsconsn
      @wsconsn Рік тому +2

      @@laurenecarter246 I doubt they’ll even bother with the slap or the ksk ksk.

  • @LiverpoolFan74
    @LiverpoolFan74 Рік тому +496

    I must admit I appreciate Stephen's discipline in NEVER saying T****'s name!!

    • @jstnxprsn
      @jstnxprsn Рік тому +28

      Lots of us do the same thing. I have not used TFG's name since Jan 6th.

    • @KB-ke3fi
      @KB-ke3fi Рік тому +8

      It's because he'll get sued for slander and his lawyers know it.

    • @hirozhen7475
      @hirozhen7475 Рік тому

      The only time I write his name is when I refer to his sycophants as trumpanzees. The old orangutan aka The Orange One Who Shall Not Be Named aka Cheeto Mussolini.

    • @vanessawhitneypro
      @vanessawhitneypro Рік тому +35

      I stopped using it when the creature & his fake bride came down that escalator... What a beast... I always called him a name that I made up... Herr Kombover...

    • @lillianortega5172
      @lillianortega5172 Рік тому +20

      He said he's never going to say his name again and I love that I don't call him by his name either I called him Mister piece

  • @LWms517
    @LWms517 Рік тому +13

    This is one of the best Stephen Colbert (genius) monologues!! So many to choose from but this one is AMAZING!!!

  • @AT-yz4eo
    @AT-yz4eo Рік тому +6

    This is straight up the spiciest, most South Carolinian verbal beat down I have ever seen you perform Mr. Colbert. Thank you for representing the state of SC. 843 Chucktown representation at it's finest!

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Рік тому +544

    Bravo to the Jan 6th committee. Methodically laying out evidence and testimony that makes it increasingly difficult for people like Tucker to shine this turd...

    • @Jaina1971
      @Jaina1971 Рік тому +82

      Tucker is a professional Trump fluffer. Polishing turds is just a hobby

    • @Anura734
      @Anura734 Рік тому +5

      What evidence?

    • @KB-ke3fi
      @KB-ke3fi Рік тому +6

      Let's just call it the "Colbert 7" who all got a free pass for trespassing the Capitol, twice.

    • @JohnSmith-pg9ns
      @JohnSmith-pg9ns Рік тому +59

      trump for prison 👍

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 Рік тому

      Testimonies and evidences won't do jack for the poorly educated. Take a look at the MAGAts that floods this comments section: deflection, denial, and whataboutism everywhere.

  • @nonyabizness.original
    @nonyabizness.original Рік тому +76

    "you guys may not be following the internet the way i do." -- sums up 98% of our trump infestation problem over the last 7 years.

    • @kevinskiles2033
      @kevinskiles2033 Рік тому +5

      He does his own research.

    • @c.9231
      @c.9231 Рік тому +4

      Can you believe those words came out of the mouth of the President of the U.S.?!! It's just so disturbing.

  • @alicialeal4049
    @alicialeal4049 Рік тому +23

    Well done writers of the tonight show, they deserve a Emmy award 🥇

  • @TheUnvarnishedTruth-
    @TheUnvarnishedTruth- Рік тому +12

    Stephen is awesome again! And of course, so are his writers!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Рік тому +315

    Barr stayed on that train a good 4 stops after he saw where it was going. He only got off when he saw the tracks stopped at a cliff.

    • @dannykumite
      @dannykumite Рік тому +49

      While I'm glad Barr and Pence spoke out at the right moment, I agree with you, they did so for self preservation more than heroism. Nonetheless, I'll take it.

    • @keithjones9546
      @keithjones9546 Рік тому +19

      👆 THIS 👆

    • @spicyirwin5835
      @spicyirwin5835 Рік тому

      Barr was trump's atty not USA'S.

    • @williamlouie569
      @williamlouie569 Рік тому +25

      Barr should have stay on and over the cliff. He had to take responsibility for his actions. But excused himself in last moment.

    • @nunyabizz7890
      @nunyabizz7890 Рік тому +1

      donald trump is a Traitor to the United States of America, which is punishable by Death !!!

  • @mrmockatoo6786
    @mrmockatoo6786 Рік тому +102

    Scammy Dufus jr - my first gut laugh of the day!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +1

      Hi. I hope you have a wonderful weekend!

    • @Sloftus1031
      @Sloftus1031 Рік тому

      What a great name for DTJ. Love it

    • @mrmockatoo6786
      @mrmockatoo6786 Рік тому

      @@couragekarnga8735 Well thank you. And I hope the same for you.

    • @kylebritt1225
      @kylebritt1225 Рік тому

      Colbert avoids saying "Trump" because he doesn't want to dignify treasonous filth. Stormy Helsinki (Benedict Trump) is the low point of American politics which is not a high bar!
      1

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Рік тому

      IKR

  • @curtissewell4281
    @curtissewell4281 Рік тому +8

    Wow it's getting very difficult to believe that Rudy Giuliani was once actually the major of one of the most well known cities in the world.

  • @karensmith1158
    @karensmith1158 Рік тому +6

    Although I appreciate the humor inspired by this horrible time in the United States history, it's become similar to laughing with disbelief when realizing that your life boat has a hole and no oars. Terrified laughter of disbelief.

  • @gelsol
    @gelsol Рік тому +1355

    I love how Kinzinger wanted to say "conspiracy shit," but caught himself.

  • @alinchitown7556
    @alinchitown7556 Рік тому +423

    The “Night Before Christmas” parody was brilliant. 😂😂😂

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +16

      Whoever the writers are, they should all get a raise.

    • @zach367
      @zach367 Рік тому +9

      Came here to say the same thing 🤣

    • @jwilk5606
      @jwilk5606 Рік тому +8

      Third. That should be for the holiday special

    • @susanfarley1332
      @susanfarley1332 Рік тому +6

      I just want more of it

    • @irenemax3574
      @irenemax3574 Рік тому +5

      Yes, must listen again and transcribe.

  • @johannesnicolaas
    @johannesnicolaas Рік тому +31

    Stephen you are doing such a good job, I am a Dutchman and everyday I follow your video's. Just to keep sane. In the fight against the fascist tactics of big Orange.

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Рік тому

      "Big Orange" is a great way to refer to that walking mistake!

  • @TheKnives777
    @TheKnives777 Рік тому +6

    Calling Trump "Mr. president" is like calling a diaper a sanitary napkin.

  • @eroraf8637
    @eroraf8637 Рік тому +396

    Can we get a full version of that “Night Before Christmas” parody? That first stanza flowed remarkably well.

    • @thebrightest1230
      @thebrightest1230 Рік тому +16

      Agreed! It was so good. Please!!

    • @lionessbynature8007
      @lionessbynature8007 Рік тому +18

      That was fire. Stephen Colbert has flow.

    • @notcherbidness501
      @notcherbidness501 Рік тому

      i thought it was lame

    • @clarafedde8674
      @clarafedde8674 Рік тому +18

      Might be in time for Christmas for the story having a happy ending with the lovely #45 being behind bars. Fingers crossed.

    • @clarafedde8674
      @clarafedde8674 Рік тому +1

      @Thomas Paine don't tell us troll. Tell your local government. 1600 penn ave. They can help

  • @stephenrickstrew7237
    @stephenrickstrew7237 Рік тому +381

    Like a horror movie that just keeps on happening…

    • @KB-ke3fi
      @KB-ke3fi Рік тому +8

      Colbert is a horror show for sure.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +30

      It's a horrifying mix of Idiocracy and Groundhog Day.

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Рік тому +33

      That was the Trump presidency. Never knowing what that maniac would do next.

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 Рік тому +11

      Give Jordan klepper’s discussion w/ trump fans in Mississippi. People just find a way to believe.

    • @rlquest5761
      @rlquest5761 Рік тому +15

      @@KB-ke3fi and yet you just cannot stop watching huh? Your gluttony for punishment is a horror show, bruh 👏

  • @adrianah325
    @adrianah325 Рік тому +10

    I’ll say THIS WAS ONE OF THE BEST MONOLOGUE I HAVE WATCHED FOR COLBERT 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #bestdelivered

  • @robinfletcher6718
    @robinfletcher6718 Рік тому +2

    Preserving America's sanity one super smart joke at a time! Thank you!!!!!!!!

  • @foppishdilletaunt9911
    @foppishdilletaunt9911 Рік тому +79

    Clarke being forced to stand outside his house in his pyjamas in the predawn chill whilst the FBI tossed it - Schadenfreudegasm !

  • @annbriscese474
    @annbriscese474 Рік тому +179

    It keeps getting scarier! Thank you Mr. Colbert for providing us with your wit and humor to lighten the gravity of the J 6 proceedings.

    • @democracymeansdcstatehood3606
      @democracymeansdcstatehood3606 Рік тому

      Are you spending any time helping organize against the fascist movement? Or just laughing about it

    • @jonadam9740
      @jonadam9740 Рік тому

      No one cares about Jan 6th! That's why they cancelled it..lol
      It's actually making Independents and Democrats RUN to the Republicans. Lol. That and the 10 instances of insurrection FEMOCRATS HAVE COMMITTED THIS WEEK . LOL. EVEN COLBERTS STAFF COMMITTED INSURRECTION! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😘😘😘😘😘

    • @wattj60
      @wattj60 Рік тому +1

      They and u must b from another planet bc there is no weight in their verbal vomit to have any effect with gravity here on earth

  • @dawnstanley1733
    @dawnstanley1733 7 місяців тому +1

    The writers here are top notch!! Love you Stephen.

  • @InterestedCitizen
    @InterestedCitizen Рік тому +1

    The Law and Order piece is magnificent.👍

  • @stefanhoimes
    @stefanhoimes Рік тому +706

    The best part was when Kinzinger slipped and said "conspiracy _shit_ theories".

    • @KB-ke3fi
      @KB-ke3fi Рік тому

      Kinzinger is a woman.

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Рік тому +66

      Kinzinger may be hella conservative, but I kinda like him.

    • @JT-nj5ou
      @JT-nj5ou Рік тому +52

      I totally don’t think it was a slip.

    • @maribelcaudillo258
      @maribelcaudillo258 Рік тому +16

      he he he!

    • @prettypinned
      @prettypinned Рік тому

      That's because the stupid banana republic fake nearing is a stupid shit conspiracy theory. They are trying to cover up that the raid was set up by Pelosi and blame Trump. Pence was part of it too.

  • @joseville
    @joseville Рік тому +61

    My favorite part of this hearing (day 5) was when Rosen, Donoghue, and Engel described how they laid into Clark and finally were able to convince T***** not to install Clark as head of DOJ.

    • @jameswilker1774
      @jameswilker1774 Рік тому

      Really weird. Normal behavior would be to latch onto the next Republican and claim he is the greatest person ever.
      Just a weird hill to die on for so many that will be alive when this near coup destroyed democracy shows up in history text books.
      Also the longer they hang onto Trump the longer they stunt the Republican growth in the future. Sure the Republicans take the house but that probably guarantees a Democrat Presidential victory 2024 as some need reminding of how bad The Grand Ole Party has become

    • @peggyking9543
      @peggyking9543 Рік тому +2

      This. Only topped by Mr.
      Clark outside in his jammies.

  • @Semmster
    @Semmster Рік тому +2

    Stephens's skills are off the charts.

  • @Foetoid2k6
    @Foetoid2k6 Рік тому +2

    This is Colberts best monologue, calling it

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl Рік тому +571

    Stephen is in fire with this monologue. One zinger after another. The poem was priceless.

    • @saythankyou111
      @saythankyou111 Рік тому +5

      Really…we’re watching the same show,right….

    • @seinfeld714
      @seinfeld714 Рік тому

      Oh man biden fell down again its time for him to go

    • @papichulo5465
      @papichulo5465 Рік тому +2

      His writers were on fire you mean, and no. It was corny.

    • @CopingwithGrattitude
      @CopingwithGrattitude Рік тому +7

      I loved it, he was hilarious as usual-but more so!

    • @MrThe1234guy
      @MrThe1234guy Рік тому +2

      Steven is horrible

  • @jalabi99
    @jalabi99 Рік тому +83

    "Here's some guy claiming some thing by someone" - the years between 2016 and 2021 in a nutshell

  • @hm93654
    @hm93654 Рік тому +2

    Love, love, love Stephen Colbert !!!!

  • @sharonpeterson896
    @sharonpeterson896 Рік тому +2

    His best monologue ever!!! Thanks Stephen!

  • @edwardmontoya50
    @edwardmontoya50 Рік тому +60

    Are we ever going to be free of these traitors' insanity?

    • @jonadam9740
      @jonadam9740 Рік тому

      Do you like Trumps $1.70 gas, or Joe Biden's $7.00 gas?
      Trumps peace in Ukraine, or Bidens\Obama war in Ukraine?
      Trumps 1.4% inflation, or Biden's 15-36% inflation? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 THINK STUPID

  • @billross7245
    @billross7245 Рік тому +767

    The 3 DOJ guys had some great zingers.
    I liked the one where they referred to Clark's letter as a murder-suicide pact.

    • @billschipper1718
      @billschipper1718 Рік тому +45

      I agree the murder- suicide pack line is hilarious.

    • @JLB0880
      @JLB0880 Рік тому +68

      When they said tramp could barely comprehend layman’s terms.

    • @htklun
      @htklun Рік тому +101

      Oh to be a fly on the wall when Richard Donoghue dropped this line, "why don't you go back to your office, and we'll call you when there's an oil spill". LOL

    • @jackiezebro9546
      @jackiezebro9546 Рік тому +23

      It's because Trump has that big brain. 😄

    • @RustOnWheels
      @RustOnWheels Рік тому

      @@jackiezebro9546 big head filled with water and a little bit of brain like substance 😅

  • @lauralspilman5836
    @lauralspilman5836 Рік тому +6

    Stephen's writers are genius. His delivery brilliant!

  • @petamorrantactoruk95
    @petamorrantactoruk95 Рік тому +2

    Genius Mr Colbert 😂🤣💖😍

  • @TheWeirdTalesPodcast
    @TheWeirdTalesPodcast Рік тому +446

    The thing I appreciate the most about Stephen Colbert is that when he's holding an imaginary object in his hand, he always- ALWAYS- puts it away. It doesn't disappear- he puts it away or hands it off.
    I do that too. Sign of a good actor. Follow through. Well done, Mr. Colbert.

  • @AlexFoster2291
    @AlexFoster2291 Рік тому +142

    You can tell Stephen misses Jon Batiste when he sort of expects music when he starts dancing off the cuff.

    • @davidweyant9356
      @davidweyant9356 Рік тому +3

      What happened to Jon Batista? I missed a few episodes.

    • @joyrisher8841
      @joyrisher8841 Рік тому +20

      @@davidweyant9356 He's taking time off to spend with his wife, I think. She has cancer.

    • @kathylewis2484
      @kathylewis2484 Рік тому +11

      I think she tested positive for covid as well as the cancer .

    • @davidweyant9356
      @davidweyant9356 Рік тому +15

      @@joyrisher8841 Thanks Joy. I hope his wife gets well and he should spend quality time with her.

    • @davidweyant9356
      @davidweyant9356 Рік тому +7

      @@kathylewis2484 That's even worse. Thanks Kathy.

  • @Henry_Little
    @Henry_Little Рік тому +1

    "Scammy - Dufous - Jr..."
    PRICELESS ❣️😆😆😆😆😆

  • @thomasfisher8304
    @thomasfisher8304 Рік тому +1

    One of your best monologues Mr. Colbert, one of your best!

  • @karrithebestlira3085
    @karrithebestlira3085 Рік тому +237

    The hearings are absolutely riveting, a well produced damming account of traitorous treachery

    • @antionettewilson4250
      @antionettewilson4250 Рік тому +12

      Yes, they have definitely blown the roof off as promised...

    • @istvansipos9940
      @istvansipos9940 Рік тому

      it is about a crime. When trump did that... thing. You know, when you do some sh!t against your own country. Sigh... The exact legal term eludes me know. For some irrelevan Treason.
      (Colbert - paraphrased)

    • @shlepmessing8703
      @shlepmessing8703 Рік тому

      Riveting to whom... you unemployed welfare rats watching at home? The rest of us are busy working.

    • @wattj60
      @wattj60 Рік тому +1

      @C C Ur a damn fool

    • @wattj60
      @wattj60 Рік тому +2

      @@antionettewilson4250 hahaha, the only promise made here is a last-ditch effort to try to save the democrat party from total inhalation

  • @kimclarke5018
    @kimclarke5018 Рік тому +196

    “As thin and as fake as the president’s hair”. Bah hahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @KB-ke3fi
      @KB-ke3fi Рік тому

      Biden stole the election.

    • @steve8803
      @steve8803 Рік тому

      @Kim Clarke Yep, Biden has has several hair transplants.

    • @c.9231
      @c.9231 Рік тому +3

      I loved that one!

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Рік тому

      It's about time! That hair on a so-called billionaire? I don't think so!

    • @earlenellanderman9489
      @earlenellanderman9489 Рік тому

      HILARIOUS

  • @cathycotton9635
    @cathycotton9635 Рік тому +1

    Brilliant! Just brilliant!!!
    Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

  • @aidenbagshaw5573
    @aidenbagshaw5573 Рік тому +4

    Reading/watching the news is like being stabbed in the gut with a rusty flagpole, but watching Stephen Colbert is like having your torso anesthetised, and being on LOADS of nitrous while it happens.

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews Рік тому +166

    "He cannot pervert justice (Even though he is a pervert)" Lady Justice did not consent!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +3

      Thank the gods she's blind!

    • @TheGoofy1932
      @TheGoofy1932 Рік тому

      Republicans don't care about Consent. They don't care about Women's Rights at all, in fact. #VoteBlue #SaveAmerica

    • @natecorcoran4000
      @natecorcoran4000 Рік тому

      Can you believe joe molested his daughter in the shower when she was 11 according to her diary? it's sick! I can't believe how many pedo supporters we have in USA

    • @douglasdavis8395
      @douglasdavis8395 Рік тому +1

      @@couragekarnga8735 - He would just grab her by the scales, anyway. "They let you do that when you're a celebrity."

  • @RansomBallard
    @RansomBallard Рік тому +66

    Scammy Doofus Jr LOL that is a good one.

  • @RobSchofield
    @RobSchofield Рік тому +1

    THE ZIPTIE DANCE! Yet another Broadway-busting dance craze has just been unleashed!

  • @titichartay7216
    @titichartay7216 5 місяців тому +2

    Oh thank you so much for the conspiracy/riot dance moves ! Gave me a much needed laugh as did the rest of the monologue.

  • @catc8927
    @catc8927 Рік тому +182

    This madness is what happens when you get in between a narcissist and his supply, except on a national, democracy-threatening scale.
    My narcissistic father exhibited similar desperate, scrabbling, unrealistic, rule-flouting behavior on a more personal level when it came to my college applications, since he wanted to change my major to his profession (cuz, narcissism) after the application deadline. Thankfully this only resulted in intense personal misery for me, not for a whole country.

    • @jameswilker1774
      @jameswilker1774 Рік тому

      You need some really stupid people and a smattering of those that are willing to put party over country.
      Unfortunately we have plenty of both.

    • @CircusFoxxo
      @CircusFoxxo Рік тому +39

      Someone during the last guy's administration summed it up well. He ran the oval office like it was The Apprentice. He turned the symbol/figurehead of our democracy into a fucking reality show. New episodes were the news cycle. Who's in, who's out, what wild shit will put his name on the air, what new revelations come out...

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +25

      Aww, that was kind of sad! I hope you got away from your dad.

    • @overseastom
      @overseastom Рік тому +20

      Sorry your dad was awful Cat, I hope you're living your best life now. Good luck!

    • @krejados1
      @krejados1 Рік тому +17

      My brother was the same way, insisting I live according to his mandate. My brother!
      Wonder if he's still boiling himself in acid hatred on the inside...

  • @IvanMartinez-ox2jw
    @IvanMartinez-ox2jw Рік тому +42

    Historians are going to have a field day with this one ☝️😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @Inamichan
      @Inamichan Рік тому +2

      I never though I’d say this but I’d love to experience this by reading it in a textbook. That’d be WILD

  • @arthurmartin4616
    @arthurmartin4616 Рік тому +2

    Anyone that stands for the truth deserves at least some respect.

  • @dr.ginamosergolub
    @dr.ginamosergolub Рік тому +3

    Great show, Steve. Love your creativity and brilliance. Thanks.

  • @lionessbynature8007
    @lionessbynature8007 Рік тому +138

    This monolouge is on fire. Stephen Colbert showed absolutely no mercy. Just one after another.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +12

      These treasonous jacks deserve no mercy, either from the law or history.

    • @steve8803
      @steve8803 Рік тому

      Colbert is an insurrectionist.

    • @johndow7689
      @johndow7689 Рік тому +1

      @@couragekarnga8735 Ok Sensei Kreese

    • @rumpvirus7393
      @rumpvirus7393 Рік тому

      History predicted it. The first man to invent fire even said this monolithic log is on fire... Mmmm
      Fire goooooood.

    • @prettypinned
      @prettypinned Рік тому

      Democrats and Colbert support human traffickers, drug smugglers, and pedophiles through their border policies. His office committed a raid on the capital and all including him should be held accountable. The Jan 6 committee is just a hand-picked banana republic anti-American, anti--Trump committee put together to blame Trump and overlook any evidence of Pelosi, the FBI, and antifa having anything to do with raiding the capital.

  • @chrisl7902
    @chrisl7902 Рік тому +301

    Man this cheered me up this morning. As depressing as the whole sad, sordid shitshow of *****’s attempted coup is, I am glad that we have the likes of Mr Colbert. I just hope the hearings lead to convictions.

    • @Michael-tl2yj
      @Michael-tl2yj Рік тому

      Your being brainwashed to believe in smoke n mirrors while you are being stripped of all RIGHTS AND AMERICAN VALUES

    • @TruthOverFear21
      @TruthOverFear21 Рік тому +19

      Many of us with common sense feel your same hopes.

    • @dedhampster4730
      @dedhampster4730 Рік тому +20

      Same. It galled me when Trump was impeached but not convicted. His own party members in congress said he was guilty at the podium but said they wouldnt vite to remove him because of party loyalty.

    • @Aaackermann
      @Aaackermann Рік тому

      I honestly highly doubt Trump will be convicted. Someone might get convicteted but not Donald "Teflon" Trump unfortunatelly.

    • @Michael-tl2yj
      @Michael-tl2yj Рік тому

      @@dedhampster4730 he did nothing wrong that's why he wasn't impeached, NOW JOE BIDEN ON THE OTHER HAND ADMITTED TO COMMITTING QUID PRO QUO ON VIDEO, DROP THE MIC

  • @charleyview-qm9vx
    @charleyview-qm9vx 9 місяців тому +1

    This is equal to a Johnny Carson Skit.. Straight up Great.

  • @808bigisland
    @808bigisland Рік тому +1

    Thx to your writers! What a team effort!

  • @tanyasharadamba1264
    @tanyasharadamba1264 Рік тому +24

    "Dobby the house lawyer..."🚫🧙🏼‍♂️🤣

    • @LadyMoonsparrow
      @LadyMoonsparrow Рік тому +1

      That has to be my favorite line! This monologue was gold!

  • @donnavorce8856
    @donnavorce8856 Рік тому +38

    Keep hammering on all this Stephen. America hasn't heard enough about it all yet. Thanks for keeping this FRONT ROW AND CENTER. We need indictments, trials, and consequences for this near disaster inflicted on the nation. DOJ? You listening? Merrick Garland? YOU listening? Get to work.

  • @HRHDMKYT
    @HRHDMKYT Рік тому +1

    Oh, this was Stephen at his FINEST!!! So many quick-witted comebacks, all right on the money!

  • @karenbelford2559
    @karenbelford2559 Рік тому +3

    I just love this skit. I’ve watched this so many times and my friends love it as well we love you thank you for and keep on coming with it

  • @JadeStone00
    @JadeStone00 Рік тому +65

    Missed joke opportunity: "I hear the brownshirts here *are to die for.*

    • @furiousapplesack
      @furiousapplesack Рік тому +4

      Halfway through the sentence I was so certain that was going to be the line that I'm convinced he may have flubbed it. Still, a really good monologue overall.

  • @MinhSen11
    @MinhSen11 Рік тому +47

    Unfortunately, his supporters are not following the hearings. It's heartbreaking.

    • @georgepinger1958
      @georgepinger1958 Рік тому

      Bogus hearing made up of hand picked democrats and not a jury of your peers. You must be very happy with Biden, our country is in the worst shape in history thanks to this clown

    • @rtqii
      @rtqii Рік тому +6

      There is nothing for them to see there. They took red hot irons and inserted them into their eyes... It's pretty deliberate blindness.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Рік тому

      Republicans are trying to play whack a mole but don't understand they are the moles that keep popping up in places they shouldn't be.

    • @bkm2797
      @bkm2797 Рік тому +3

      Were you over on Trevor's channel, because Jordan did a great job interviewing these sad misguided people.

    • @georgepinger1958
      @georgepinger1958 Рік тому

      @@bkm2797 funny 75% of Americans are totally dissatisfied with the current administration. Just the other 25% idiots that believe this witch humt

  • @christiangauthier727
    @christiangauthier727 Рік тому +1

    Oh man! This is pure bliss! Colbert's ON FIRE! It just gets better & better, sweeter as the video goes on! At 6m45, I thought it was over since I already had received a quadruple dose of the usual hilarity!

  • @cone4302
    @cone4302 Рік тому +4

    People used to joke that purging Trumpers are a legitimate form of self-defense. Sadly Its not a joke anymore. :(

  • @lynntaylor9681
    @lynntaylor9681 Рік тому +181

    As a 80's kid, I really liked the TMNT reference. Edit: Forgot to say the Law & Order bits will never get old to me.

    • @TheDanishGuyReviews
      @TheDanishGuyReviews Рік тому +8

      I loved the Archie Comics version of the 80's series. "Mikey, you can't have a marshmellow and jellybean pizza tonight, you had that last night! You need variety in your diet!"

  • @VictorSinclair
    @VictorSinclair Рік тому +144

    Brilliant. Best monologue ever. Kudos to the show's writers and producers. 💥💥💥💥💥

    • @empower.1982
      @empower.1982 Рік тому

      Are you taking the piss???

    • @nunyabizz7890
      @nunyabizz7890 Рік тому +1

      donald trump is a Traitor to the United States of America, which is punishable by Death !!!

    • @stratocasterblue
      @stratocasterblue Рік тому +2

      GO TRUMP1111

    • @Ironraven001
      @Ironraven001 Рік тому +1

      @@stratocasterblue I agree. Go to jail Trump. Directly to jail.

    • @wattj60
      @wattj60 Рік тому +2

      I'm a musician too but this is trash talk. I don't think I'd like ur music if u like this monologue

  • @radiogoodguy6287
    @radiogoodguy6287 Рік тому +3

    Great monologue Steve. Loved the Italian Satellite system bit! 🍕

  • @josepeka1189
    @josepeka1189 8 місяців тому +1

    Humour and seriousness+++ love your show Stephen. Jose from Melbourne Australia

  • @bethnasca4720
    @bethnasca4720 Рік тому +276

    I watched these hearings today in horror and with tears at how close we are to the end of democracy. I truly needed your humorous slant on this tonight.

    • @johndow7689
      @johndow7689 Рік тому

      Oh brother...Really? I watched today as well and see it for the lame puppet show it really is..a one-sided cook-up to keep The Don from running again...poor Rinos and Dems all butt-hurt they got called out constantly by Trump for being the crooked jerks they are. They can't stop MAGA. It goes well beyond Trump.
      You wouldn't shed a single tear if you understood what this is all about...a bunch of hateful crybabies that haven't yet fully eliminated their target..aka bullying of a dude that was no more and no less corrupt than any other recent politician
      Clinton...Whitewater, rapes, Lewinsky, Waco
      Bush Jr..9/11, fake conservative crap
      Obama..the pallet of cash to Iran in the middle of the night..
      Trump.. operation warp speed..and yet unproven other crap...
      Biden... tanking our country via executive orders and more to come.
      These people are all disgusting!

    • @dapplelopper2498
      @dapplelopper2498 Рік тому +2

      are you aware of the political term "useful idiot" it's a mind blowing term that i just wrapped my head around last saturday.

    • @johndow7689
      @johndow7689 Рік тому +8

      @@dapplelopper2498 That's been a thing for decades now.

    • @furball8967
      @furball8967 Рік тому +6

      Beth, as was I.

    • @loke5713
      @loke5713 Рік тому +1

      We are not a democracy. We are a representative Republic. Democracy denies rights to the minority. Democracies lead to plutocracy or dictatorship.

  • @StevenTorrey
    @StevenTorrey Рік тому +66

    Getting burned by the DOJ is never a good thing: "...when there's an oil spill, we'll call you." !!!!

    • @solitare4602
      @solitare4602 Рік тому +6

      Especially because that burn will light the oil spill on fire.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Рік тому +1

      But when there's a need for justice, the DOJ is the last one we call. Irony.

  • @luciamiller1555
    @luciamiller1555 Рік тому +1

    One of his best monologues EVER. Had me roaring multiple times. 😂❤

  • @marjorjorietillman856
    @marjorjorietillman856 Рік тому +3

    Clark was probably more afraid of Rosen and Donoghue than Trump, because those two were tough as nails. And they didn’t mince words and weren’t afraid of nobody, not even Trump. And Rosen looked easy going, but he and Donoghue weren’t about to back down. Those two were like Batman and Robin and they stared down everybody, because they knew they were right!! Those are the type of GOP officials we need nowadays!

  • @breal7277
    @breal7277 Рік тому +123

    And the award goes to...the writer(s) of today's monologue. Well done!✒️

    • @wattj60
      @wattj60 Рік тому +1

      U mean the "wrongers"

  • @MR-mz3zw
    @MR-mz3zw Рік тому +428

    The Law & Order bit was hilarious and a perfect summary of all this

    • @julioperez1850
      @julioperez1850 Рік тому +19

      That's the repuglikkkan party in a nutshell!

    • @Junksaint
      @Junksaint Рік тому +1

      Republicans only want law and order on their terms.

    • @bobf5360
      @bobf5360 Рік тому +1

      I love Colbert but I'm starting to feel like just making jokes about Jan6 is starting to normalize one of, if not the worst day in our democracy. We have literally thousands of people willing to commit treason to take over the country, lead by a pathologically narcissistic grifter, enabled by sycophantic congressional representatives willing to do anything to stay in power. This is not normal people. We cannot let this become normal.

    • @dannypomeroy9255
      @dannypomeroy9255 Рік тому

      The Flin Flan Man of a Dermacace to say I really belive the Alection was stolen or fraud n what's his evidence in stolen Alection was his white house staff informed him Covide19 shutdown is his biggest challenge in reelection to presidency was all obscure by one Driving Factor in his hiding anything to convince Americans in nothing to do with his submission in Defeat n yes he had a very good understanding he would more n likely lose to Biden so hence the Maga King Ralleys of Lieing around Alection fraud because it was the millions made in swindling Americans period on join my fight in America First Fubar Lieing show to save America N it's all the Democrats fault is most common excuses play against Americans today it's nothing of facts around Donald Trump it's all about Devideing Americans at any costs N Alection was stolen n Making hundreds of millions n The Flin Flan Man of Lies n ZZZNATION SHADOW of Fox exploited false facts of Fubar

    • @amydennison2910
      @amydennison2910 Рік тому

      Or RepubliCONS.🤣😉😒🥺 I can't help but to associate "Cons" w/ the corrupt right, every time I hear anything they say or do.🤔🧐🤑 But your appropriate changes to their name ⬆️ is quite fitting as well. It too, describes their party perfectly!💯 🤡 💯

  • @jesusromero7079
    @jesusromero7079 Рік тому +11

    The writers of Steven Colbert are geniuses while Steven delivers it magically perfectly for us to all laugh

  • @eric2500
    @eric2500 Рік тому +2

    3:25...TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE.....sick sick sick sick, and perfect!

  • @ChakatStripedfur
    @ChakatStripedfur Рік тому +36

    "With Ma in her kerchief and I in my cap,
    We looked out the window and said '...Fuck this, I'm taking a nap'."

  • @ThePhotofit
    @ThePhotofit Рік тому +305

    Geez, this monologue of Stephen’s is so clever and well delivered. Great work from all involved.

  • @coryjohnson9728
    @coryjohnson9728 Рік тому +1

    I think this is the funniest clip I've seen in the Colbert era of The Late Show.

  • @lonestarlaurel8620
    @lonestarlaurel8620 Рік тому +1

    Omg SC, you’ve outdone yourself, again!!! Give your writers another bonus. Lolllll SAVED, for posterity. Haw’aa

  • @darrenskjoelsvold
    @darrenskjoelsvold Рік тому +287

    "Shi-theories" he was about to call it like it is.... the gentleman was about to say a swear but he caught himself and fixed it. I don't know if I could have done that honestly. This stuff was lots of crazy stuff.

    • @macareuxmoine
      @macareuxmoine Рік тому +17

      Honestly, just came here to say how GOLD this moment was 😂

    • @goodtroublemaker143
      @goodtroublemaker143 Рік тому +3

      This stuff was was lots of crazy sh- stuff.

    • @wattj60
      @wattj60 Рік тому +1

      To make u believe their lies

  • @dawnadriana1764
    @dawnadriana1764 Рік тому +16

    Moscow Mitch, this is on you. You held up the Supreme Court appointment Obama was rightfully entitled to make. Instead we have Cavanaugh and Thomas, 2 of the most despicable creeps to ever sit on the bench.

    • @ErnestLauzon
      @ErnestLauzon 3 місяці тому +2

      I sooooo agree with you.

  • @joecope9935
    @joecope9935 Рік тому +1

    6:30
    What a missed opportunity to say "I hear the brown-shirts here just Reich."

  • @alycekollmer1056
    @alycekollmer1056 Рік тому +1

    Love, love ❤️ more than “we’ll call you when there’s an oil spill,” needs to be added to archives! For best one liner!

  • @terilw
    @terilw Рік тому +1347

    I respect anyone who can stand against their own party at the expense of their own positions and future career in politics to speak the unwelcome truth that nobody in the camp wants to hear.

    • @c.9231
      @c.9231 Рік тому +96

      I really respect Liz Cheney!

    • @Day-tm2pb
      @Day-tm2pb Рік тому +35

      Me too

    • @dejugulators
      @dejugulators Рік тому +8

      Its just a job...

    • @ilsemorgan4001
      @ilsemorgan4001 Рік тому +24

      I reckon Liz Cheney is positioning herself to be first. I can see her wiping condensation off the bathroom mirror while humming Hail to the Chief 😉

    • @IMAS7X
      @IMAS7X Рік тому +30

      @@ilsemorgan4001 To begin this unprecedented hearing is the most difficult part, once more and more witnesses join in and tell their stories, her solo will turn into an ensemble.

  • @tatalao122
    @tatalao122 Рік тому +163

    Hahahahahaha This is one of the best monologue ever! Thank you Stephen Colbert for making my day! hahahaha More power to you and hope your team will not get arrested again! hahaha Love from Philippines.

    • @JackycClark
      @JackycClark Рік тому

      Getting briefly arrested is just a gift to the Colbert Show . Free publicity and and righteous anger . All t***** money (deluded Americans money) can't beat that .

    • @wattj60
      @wattj60 Рік тому +1

      If he makes ur day u must b near brain dead

  • @gernhartreinholzen3992
    @gernhartreinholzen3992 Рік тому +3

    9:40 "conspiracy shi- therories." 😂

  • @hansstromberg5330
    @hansstromberg5330 Рік тому +1

    A marvellous summing-up, if there ever was one. One could say it was a nail in the coffin.
    Hans Strömberg, Sweden

  • @foragreenfuture6030
    @foragreenfuture6030 Рік тому +424

    Calling Jeffrey Clark an “environmental lawyer” is like calling Jeffrey Dahmer a “celebrity chef.” This guy’s job in DOJ was to eliminate environmental laws, not defend them. He’s an anti-environmental lawyer.

    • @musicloverlondon6070
      @musicloverlondon6070 Рік тому +27

      I did wonder about that when I heard about him. Couldn't imagine that someone who supports protection of the environment would be a Trump supporter but I never bothered to Google it further. Your description sounds far more likely!

    • @scientistatwork4667
      @scientistatwork4667 Рік тому

      Why isn’t he disbarred???

    • @jacklawer6389
      @jacklawer6389 Рік тому +10

      Lmao
      Good one buddy....

    • @classicalaid1
      @classicalaid1 Рік тому +6

      THOSE GALLOWS FROM THE JAN 6TH RIOT. ARE THEY STILL AVAILABLE? I WOULD LOVE IT IF JEFFY BOY WOULD LEAN FORWARD FOR A PEEP.

    • @marlenemorrow8942
      @marlenemorrow8942 Рік тому +3

      Good one!

  • @illssolution5720
    @illssolution5720 Рік тому +41

    LMAO! One of THE BEST monologues EVER!

  • @kenpachi1989
    @kenpachi1989 Рік тому +1

    As an Italian I can only say, that's exactly the way we do conspiracies. How does he know?

  • @babooll5632
    @babooll5632 Рік тому +3

    We better be thinking about why he tried so hard to stay in power