"Donald Trump Is Going To Start A War With Canada" | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
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- Опубліковано 11 чер 2018
- President Trump alienates allies at the G7 Summit by insulting their leaders, defending Russia and taking an aggressive stance against longstanding trade policies with Canada.
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It's funny because right now in Canada, *ALL* the parties are together with Trudeau on this one. Even the conservatives have said they stand with Trudeau regarding Trump and the G7 Summit. I never thought I'd see a day when *ALL* parties of our government are standing together as one on something. 😂😂😂
As a western Canadian, I’m not to fond of Trudeaus, Justin OR Pierre, but even I stand with him on this. Trump has been good in one respect, however; I’ve bought almost enough popcorn to end a recession watching him flail!
Very true,
@@wb2824 That's almost funny. Trudeau *IS* a traitor to Canadians.
@@adriel7540 Do you just randomly call people traitors for doing something you don't agree with?
Because it seems like this is all i hear these days
The word traitor has been so worn out over the past 2 years it doesn't even have the same effects
Ellie, you must be from eastern Canada, because Justin doesn't care one bit about Alberta and Saskatchewan, to him we're not part of Canada. Don't let his looks and 'charm' fool you. We can't stand him.
As a German I find these jokes sobering and a little depressing
WfB.Subtraktor Hey hun, as a Brit so do I. Mind, like most people in the UK (believe it or not), I'm currently feeling that way about leaving the EU. I'd rather be close friends. I know I'm not the only one who feels this way. Trump's ridiculousness is just making things worse.
I'd go with depressing though
LOL 😂
As an Austrian I agree
As a Dane, I agree.
I must say as a Canadian I have never seen our people or our government more united on a topic than what we are on how Trudeau has been handling this. At worst a few people think he should be a little harder on Trump but overall it's really been a bonding experience for us.
Ashley Clark that still does not mean canadians like trudeau bc they cannot stand him
using such definitive language about how a people feel about a politician is guaranteed to make you wrong and I didn't say anything about how Canadians feel in general about him just how they approved of this particular action.
Why is it that people who really hate Trudeau feel the need to make every conversation about how much they hate him.?
I'm in BC and I like him
Well that's completely False.
nikala l Speak for yourself please. I'm Canadian and I like Trudeau. Anyone trashing Trudeau just needs to think back to Harper (Trump North but with an education).
Donald is just jealous that Justin's got better hair.....
Everybody has better hair. My cockatiel puts him to shame.
beth 9891 lol
And trumps wife seems to adore him
@@nonenone4015 She ADORES his Money. That's all ANY of his wives found appealing !
Everybody has better hair than Trump. EVERYBODY!
Canada imposing responsive tariffs is not news that Tredeau announced for the first time after the G7 meeting. This has been the plan from the first time Trump announced American Tarrifs. It's not Canada's fault Donald is old and forgetful.
Very soon that big overgrown orange bafoon will not remember anything that happened. Trump is way too old to have another term in office. Trump is getting very senile. I hope that it isn't contagious because I am bad enough as is. LOL LOL. ROLF! I cant stop laughing at that big overgrown orange baffoon Trump and he reminds me of the man in the government office in downtown Ottawa. There are plenty of baffoons like them and that is the truth. I roar with laughter at Trump and I am not kidding any of you. I went through it before where I was put there to help his secretary and what a joke it was.
Well trump wants war hez’ll Get war and he will lose, other countries see how he treats others and that could end any deals he makes trump to be on meds
You Got That Right..
I am sure Trudeau made himself perfectly clear to Trump in person.
And many times before the summit when they spoke on the phone .
America is becoming even more ridiculous with each passing day.
All empires have an expiry date: Roman Empire, 500y; British Empire, 300y. American empire won't have a centenary. It breaks up into tiny minor countries, though the Nation of California will be a bigy.
You Got That Right..
@@mhikl4484 Roman Empire lasted over a millennium!
@legends never die - it's June 3, 2020 and things just got a whole LOT WORSE!!!
Mr Trudeau is weak because he stood up to America? What?
yeah hows that for irony.. And Trudeau only did what trump in other statements said other western and world leaders do, protect their own countries ,equating that to his own protectionism .. so we see, like a lot of what trump says, he is ,at best, untrustworthy
Pretty much the trump administration in a nutshell. They call people everything they are not to paint them in a bad picture if they so much as wince at the supreme commander. Nobody is surprised. Everyone is extremely paranoid and frantic though. You can't just say "this man doesn't represent the relationship between the 2 countries and this isn't how it is and just look at all the great relations to date and all that". You can't say that and let the americans off the hoook.....cause the 'one' guy saying bad stuff is the one who could start a war and get people killed. It will be very hard to overlook these insults. How would an american feel if trudeau insulted their country in this way? Cause That's how Canadians feel.
It's called projection. Trump is the weakling and after the meeting with Kim, the whole world knows it.
Trudeau us weak because he is a teenage girl with downsyndrome trying to Govern a country based off of political correctness and flawed economics
Trump doesn't like anyone who stands up for their rights, or the rights of others.
Haha I'm german and I laughed so hard that I almost stopped being sobering and a little depressing :D
Trevor is right in comparing Canada with Ned Flanders. We might sound annoying sometimes, or appear as do-gooders, but the truth is: we're better than your Homer in every way! XD
No he's not!!! Canada's full of tough, gritty people. Not a bunch of mustachioed push overs. But I do respect your opinion.
Guthrie Sturmey but compared to most of America, we’re polite AF
Austin Wiltse though I do agree with what you have said it's Ned's other personality traits that make me dislike this comparison.
Remember when Ned was pushed too far and then it was revealed he was nuts all his life and just suppressing his anger?
I'm totally cool with us being compared to Ned Flanders 😂
comedycat2 yeah beware the nice ones.
USA vs. Canada? This is South Park: The Movie all over again!
Schwatvogel or Canadian Bacon
I loved that movie
Schwatvogel NEED MORE LIKES THIS MADE ME LAUGH
Canada wins this war!
We do not. Eventually, America will become aware of our complete lack of understanding of how a government should work and will just step up and annex us. Hopefully.
He didn't like the way Ivanka drooled over PM Trudeau. The look on his face was priceless & so was hers. ♥️😁😂
I'm not fussy on Trudeau, but who would you rather have staring up at you in bed? Little lips or Trudeau. Trumpy's wife probably vomits whenever he makes a move. Most women would, unless they're paid. And he has the money. Loved how trumpy's wife slapped his hand away - more than once.
How can a man who lost the popular vote, but won on a technicality call the Canadian PM weak?
The same way a man whose entire life is built on dishonesty can call the Canadian PM dishonest, I guess.
When his logic is on par with that of sand.
Justin is good-looking pm but basically he is unfit for pm . Low intellect...
Fred Rickson he does cry alot
Fred Rickson also a grown man playing dress up does seem fuckboy ish
Someone needs to tell Trump "Canadian Bacon" was a comedy not a manifesto.
I barely like Trudeau politically, but this whole Trump thing is making me super defensive about him.
@Rebecca Quinn - because when we need to, we stand united. Insult our leader, you insult our country. Canada Strong! 🇨🇦
As a canadian. I would like to say that, us canadians, take it as a compliment that you called us the Ned Flanders of all countries
Canada Strong!!!!!
🇨🇦 Always and Forever. WE THE NORTH !
And canada have little bit more covid 19
I think we have to fight this like a Canadian.... with a comedy festival!
this deserves more likes. and heart from the channel.... . and maybe a little back room action.
Elisa Rolston - I do like a comedy festival. 👍🏻😄
Remember, Elisa Rolston, 'Just For Laughs' is around the corner. It. Is. On!!!
So true.
Remember Canadian Bacon (The 1995 movie) www.imdb.com/title/tt0109370/
Hey Canada, we Europeans feel for you guys! Let's work without him! And for the the after work it's obvious: you bring the maple syrup, we bring the wine and the pizzas...
I'm IN 💯 ! Especially now, it's June 2020
You couldn’t do it I’m from the future. Once again all of you are being taken care of.
WAIT!! I'm Canadian I knew this was going to happen my fears came true. Why, out of all the countries in the world why us? Even though our stereotype is being really nice, don't fight us because we will fight back and we will win!! DON'T mess with us we are stronger than you think!!
I guess Trump doesn't know what being nice and professional means. That man is so unfit for the job, it just angers me everyday.
KeyOfTheTwilight Get ready for 6 1/2 more years!
but he can get the job done. Don't forget he's doing all these for the goods of Americans ... despite some of his personal flaws. He has done more than any US presidents have accomplished in just 2 yrs.
BILL HEDRICK I feel for you Americans. RIP.
xthene hahahahahaha you really believe that, don't you? hahaha wow
"some" of his personal flaws??
He called the PM dishonest!😱 He knows it’s Canada right?😂😂
Dear America,
When your current President leaves you need a serious diplomat to fix all the damage caused.
Sincerely,
The rest of the World
boxertest
Dear Boxertest,
When the comma leaves your sentences, you're hardly understandable.
Sincerely yours,
The English language
SuntzuMocro: Great comment, your house is on fire!
Pretty sad that the Biden admin hasn’t recognized this. Many US allies including Canada seem to feel betrayed by the new administration too
@@rollingthunderinho that's because the damages created by the orange clown isn't easily repairable
For the security of North America the close
cooperation between the US and Canada is of utmost importance. If somebody throws a spanner in this machinery he has done what Putin wishes most of all. Again Trump shows that the hold Putin has over Trump must be so powerful that Trump finds it impossible to escape. That a dangerous dependence of Trump to Putin has changed the political balance of the world is crystal clear.
By the way, its of course of utmost interest for Putin that Trump can sit his time out, if possible two periods, in order to destroy as much of the strengths of the West as possible. China and Russia have probably told Kim Jong-un that Trump needs a 'win' in order to remain in power. I want to remind, specially the trumpanzees, of 1938 when N.Chamberlain waved a signed paper over his head and cried: "Peace in our time!"
this whole thing is just a global game of chess and the people are the pawns,all
the leaders of all the worlds countrys are all best freinds !
and all they care about is their own position in the global game of chess,
chess is a fair game but our world leaders change the rules to suit them selves .
to the me mad max films are not so far away in irl ?
As a Canadian..I just think we should just ignore Trump.
The orange baffoon is very mentally ill.
We are going to launch huge snow balls across the 49th parallel. Take that Trump. LOL
My3dviews, fire at will
+Dakota Carver Have to wait until at least November, then look out.
My3dviews yay we fight
My3dviews not just snow ball fire balls lot of them
Don't think that snow burns, but I can look into it. Maybe we could add some maple syrup to the snow, then set them of fire. Ya, that would work.
🤣🇨🇦the Ned Flanders of counties! Brilliant, I am Canadian and agree with you, I've also been waiting for your view on this and you didn't disappoint 👏well done Trevor!😊
Hey fellow Canadian 🙋🏽♀️🇨🇦
Yasmin Sayeed Asalamulaikum sister
Yasmin Sayeed 🙋🏽 my Canadian friend, have yourself a nice day! 😊
Rachelle Cormier you too hun ❤️🤗🇨🇦
I'm Canadian and I HATED that joke. Canada's a rough and rugged country filled with tough, winter enduring people. Not a bunch of annoying, mustachioed push overs like Ned Flanders.
Standing up to America is the least weak thing I can think of. But we all know the real reason Trump hates Trudeau so much...and it's got nothing to do with tariffs....
I was considering buying an American vehicle, but I thought I'd rather not support their industries with the way they are treating us lately. This is not good healthy for the trade dealings and general business between countries. I'm worried where Trump will take this. He's set it up in such a way that if anyone retaliates to his aggressive demands that he deems them as enemies...what kind of a psychopath thinks in those terms?!
Not a psychopath, a malignant narcissist rather.
Matt van den Ham l agree the Trump Towers or any of his businesses in Canada needs to go bankrupt ASAP.
We would not purchase any Yankee shitbox of a garbage can. The imports of Europe and Japan are the best.
When are all these dinosaurs going go extinct?
The Ned Flanders of countries. As a Canadian I find that hilarious!
Can the USA afford all these retaliation tarrifs from canada, mexico, europe and china?
What if they sign a agreement to boycott all american goods?
jon smith then the US would become 1980s USSR.
Which I'm sure is Putins plan. Take out US as world leader and super power, insert russia.
jon smith Nope, and most of the companies in Canada are American companies
asdf its already happening, produce, condiments.
Autos are being returned for chinese, european ones.
Trucks being turned around at the borders, avoiding walmart and mcdoanalds to start, no one will notice now, maybe in 6 months.
You dont have anything we need, maybe want but not need!
asdf the point is, can you truly afford retalionation tarrifs at once to every one?
Now to 5 yrs sure but its money from trade that pays the bills.
The L Word Fans Center:
Believe me ...we didn't want them here ..we already had our own Canadian products...Those companies fought there way up here ...So they can leave anytime...Thank You
If you love Canada then please contact your members of Congress and tell them to take back control of tariffs from Trump!
I'm sorry but who does Donald think he is, I'm from Canada and I have to say his being so petty to the rest of the world, like his president of America not emperor of the rest of us countries (who are honestly being really reasonable) America deserves a more competent leader
Anyone would be more competent that trump. I have fruit flies at my cottage that could do a better job.
FFD >> It's June 2020 - look at donnie NOW! If America elects him again, it's time to build our CANADIAN fence! 🇨🇦
Try it! I dare you to make it past our maple syrup artillery and moose cavalry!
We Germans don't eat pancake for breakfast we eat Sauerkraut on every possible occasion
I bet Sauerkraut is a pretty sobering and depressing meal.
killnetic bane Lol 😂 it’s ok but not every day or for breakfast
cliq uot Igitt! Ich bin zwar Deutscher, aber ich esse ganz sicher kein Sauerkraut.
sauerkraut is our candy. try our other food.
cliq uot Trevor Noah's father is a German so he understood what he was saying about pancakes for breakfast in Germany. His mum is a black south African
Kudlow had a heart attack. Karma strikes when you least expect it.
For some reason I'm scared cuz I live in Canada like if you live in Canada
@Ottawa81 Sooo with you on that! 👍
1:34
So everyone has been breaking the law?
Justin Trudeau is amazing and all of Canada has his back!
Nice joke
The prairies don't look at Alberta ITS SO CONSERVATIVE OMGGGG Alberta does not have Trudeau s back
You must live in Ontario, move out here and see how you feel.
I wish people would listen to the supposed "big insult" canada gave. it's a super mild "I'm upset"
Why does Larry Kudlow sound like Paul Lynde/Uncle Arthur?
Go ahead. Went so well last time.
Clearly you haven't seen Merkel around Trudeau, and with Macron in the same room? I don't think she'd be sombre or depressed :P
The European people get along very well with Trudeau. Only Yankees cannot speak another language and are envious. N est-ce pas?
Oh no, are we going to get a wall
Liz, yes because trumpster says we're Snow Mexicans. As long as the wall keeps them down where they belong I wouldn't have a problem with that.
Liz brown you can only hope
I want one! It's June 2020 and trump has never been stupider! Yes! A Canadian wall! lol
Can you say, “dystopian reality?”
Heck!!! in Canada we say "there's a special place in Heck" Eh??
Orange racist thing is weak I wish every country turn there back on amrika.
amrika.
you aren't qualified to have a political opinion....
Since when are Canadians a race?
Most of the Canadians support trump they just doesn't have a leader yet Gl Turning on us
Well...no one said Canada was a race...he just called Trump a racist. However, if America is supposedly a country for Americans, then wouldn't that make America a race? Otherwise, how else do you qualify what American means? By that same logic, wouldn't Canadian be a race?
"most"?....yeah, i bet your "facts" check out ;)
CalvinSansHobbes there is no logic in your comment.
Thank God for comedy. I was getting a bit sick and tired of listening to the silly willy pres yak yak everyday. Gotta laugh-Thks!
OMG! Trevor's smacking of the table was hilarious!! 😂🤣😄😅😃
I want to see Trump fight it out in the boxing ring with Trudeau.
The old man the orange baffoon would drop at the first punch. That is what I want is for the orange baffoon to drop dead.
Be careful USA...we might quit sending you all are good Hockey Players.
Its ok Canadians are nice unless you steal our maple syrup
Larry Kudlow was struck down for his lies (he seems to recovering though!) And I'm waiting for Navarro to get his! Or maybe he's already checked into that special place!
The Ned Flanders to your Cletus lol
Americans please understand: When Merkel says something is "a bit depressing" then in american english it would be something like: "OMG, THE WORLD IS GOING TO END"
corni wo true enough Germans don't do emotions. Especially not merkel.
drumph the traitor strikes again , putin laughs
Beelzebob the innocent if you think that Putin and trump are fking friends then explain why trump didn't even try to remove the sanctions from Russia.
I don't think he was implying they were friends. Just that Trump is a puppet for Putin to destroy the USA from the inside out
Everyone is laughing at the US. North Korea, Russia and the U.S. No difference. Trump makes a fool of himself at every turn. North Korea plays lips service, Putin smiles. And trump looks like a fool. Nobel peace prize for trump? Ha ha ha ha.
The Ned Flanders of countries 😂🤣 As a Canadian I can say hells yeah
Not me. I'm Canadian and I thought it was kind of insulting. And I don't really get insulted by Canadian jokes, but Ned Flanders?! NED FREAKIN' FLANDERS!?!?! Would it have been possible to pick a more annoying character?
Guthrie Sturmey Well Ned is kind of psycho too so...
Timothy Sweezey you know even Ned Flanders snapped hahahah
Guthrie Sturmey
dont worry i prefer my enemy to think im Ned Flanders...
I have no trouble with my country being called Ned Flanders. Homer thinks Ned is sexy.
Trevor is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
Miss M No, he's not. Just using ideological talking points.. Jon Stewart was 10x better
Hes an idiot...and his show sucks just like him
“The Ned Flanders of countries”... Lol, classic!
If just USA and Israel Didnt exist.. trust me The world would be heaven
Two dimensional chess? Trump? Trump knows chess exists??? 😮 Impressive!
I’m getting my hockey stick,snowballs and maple syrup
0:42 As a Canadian...that's a fair comparison LOL
South park predicted this
Come on BOYS, Everyone is a winner.
If u dont get this, we cant be friends
This is the last place I'd expect to see this quote haha
I just watched this the other day 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
trump will ONLY be friends if he gets what he want's or looks good on TV
Optic Gamer ????
NSW Transport Films What is it? Pleaeeease :)
"Pusha T on Trudeau" 😂😂😂
We're like the piggy bank that everybody is robbing. 😅😂😂😅🤣😂
It's probably just because Trump is jealous of Trudeaus looks
Ok cool so we have one leader who is disliked across the world and by a lot in his own country, while the other is liked across the world and respected by most world leaders... I wonder who everybody will support
I'm sorry to break the news to you but you're absolutely deluded. Nobody across the whole world respects Trudeau. Canada is a joke of a country with an economy solely dependant on its American counterpart.
The only thing Canada is good at is being easy to migrate to, which is what most of my Asian friends appreciate it for, as its the easiest gateway to the western world if you have a bit of dough to spare.
When you're Canadian and you see the all the stereotypes, and you actually are slowly crippling in the corner because most Canada's don't say sorry the way you think. 😭
This sounds like high school fights
Any time now they will unlace their shoes to beat the desk with.
Like he just watched a movie with Tyler Perry
A trade war over milk? The USA's largest trading partner and a trade war over milk? Nuts.
thx, really enjoyed it
What's freedom of speech again?
Scrap it is liberals stopping coñservatives from speaking
According to Trump you can have free speech as long as you agree with him if you don't agree with him then what you say is fake false and lies.
I don't know. The White House had my twitter account lock when I expressed my opinion on their administration.
Oh! and fake news.
It's something lost, apparently.
Stop talking Carlton. Don't speak another word or else we'll... wait. You have a conservative president, a conservative Congress, and a conservative legislature. And you're still acting like you're the victims? lel Go hide in your safe space.
BABY TRUMP SAID WHAT HE HAD TO THE REPORTER ASK JUSTIN TOLD THE TRUTH PROBLEY JUSTIN HAS BEEN GREAT ENOUGH ENOUGH
Trump looks at Trudeau and thinks, "I'm better looking! " 😑
Hey, under the Ned Flanders make up, we have a rabid grizzly. SO watch it, America.
Just because his wife and daughter looked at a hunk with sensuous eyes!!!! Grow up man.
Yes that's right Ivanka and Melania swooned over Trudeau and I remember that picture very well. That picture is on the net for all to see. Nobody wants to look at that overgrown orange bafoon and no wonder Melania is not seen around town these days.
That picture of Ivanka looking at Trudeau LOL!
he's jealous of justin's hair
turds pos no one likes him
Dear America,
I know you don’t all agree with your current president. So as a Canadian I’d just like to say it’s all good neighbour.
When it comes to friends and allies I expect Her Majesty's armed forces to back Canada in any war with Insane isstan down south.
Yes! Bring in our friends from across the pond! 🇨🇦 🇬🇧
I say this with most certainty that Trump could'nt last for a minute in Canada's ghetto never to mention living for a second in North Korea.
My Canada is no ghetto. THE US OF SNAKES IS A GHETTO LOOK AROUND YOU. NOBODY NORMAL WOULD EVER LIVE IN THE US AT ALL.
He is weak. I am sure he can’t even fight his own fight.
noman Amjad. Where were you raised? In a jungle? Cool heads prevail. It is called the art of diplomacy. The world is not a playground for dictators.
Winter Storm who is cool headed trump. Ru an idiot. It is just me or everybody in west have lost common sense. What you guys are eating and drinking over there.
I am now listening to that song --- Like a G6
I love the way you handle everything you have a great sense of humour through the worst time you’re awesome
Do you reckon Trump's jealous that everyone wants to move to canada
wow trump is one funny man
The Ned Flanders of countries 😂😂😂
Love your accent, Trevor. Ahoy from Newfoundland.
Donnie Vlad xi Kim are buddies..
I still miss Jon Stewart. Trevor's funny and all, but still. Maybe if I post this comment often enough he'll stop petting lonely cows in NJ and comes back.
Nah, Trevor is better. Trev should stay.
Trevor is talented, but Stewart is the OG of late night informative comedy. Letterman&Conan are giants in this arena too
so thats where my ex-wife went!!
The worls isvwith canada 🇨🇦
idk if we should be worried or just laugh about it 😂
As a canadian. I new this was going to happen. Have you not been listening to Justin talk about trump since he said he was going to put tariffs on steel. He has be dissing trump ever since.
Jayden Colour whatever... trump started it 😏
Nice try. Now go play in your sandbox.
am not liberal but glad Trudeau found his nerve and stood up to trump .. was unanimous motion in Parliament to condemn trumps actions and words .. also a lot of Americans support Canada, the Europeans do as well .. Macron May and Merkel all stating their displeasure with trumps actions
Tariff Retaliation is not a "diss". It is called a strategy plan. These tariffs affects the hard working class people. How is that a "diss"?
Izza you go and hide in your fallout room
Nicht alle Deutschen sind nicht so schlimm.
Germans aren't that bad
As you might be able to tell, I'm german
Jan Kerssens
Hab doch etwas mehr Selbstachtung, als sowas zu schreiben.
Celisar1 Für mich zählt das als Humor
Jan Kerssens
Noch trauriger.
Solche Kommentare sind wirklich selbsterniedrigend.
Was soll daran lustig sein, wenn Du mit Deinem Kommentar ausdrückst, daß die meisten Deutschen (so) schlimm sind?!
Wenn Du Probleme mit Deiner Nationalität hast, tut mir das leid, aber stell deswegen nicht Deine 82 Millionen Mitbürger in ein schlechtes Licht.
Celisar1
Wenn du das so siehst.
Übrigens denke ich das wir aneinander vorbei geschrieben haben
So the U.S. will hire our own American toothless hockey players from now on. Big deal.
Hahaha what's even funnier is that 90% of people are laughing😂 at you! Not with you! Keep up the great work 👍