Trump Abroad: Oh, the Places Those Tiny Hands Will Go!: The Daily Show
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- Опубліковано 29 тра 2017
- During his first official trip abroad, President Trump makes an arms deal with Saudi Arabia, gets rebuffed by First Lady Melania Trump and jeopardizes U.S. alliances.
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Trevor's accents are 90% of the reason I watch this show
Jonathan Mak only 90%?
Jonathasamen Mak hi, i have the same accent.
He sounds super South African when he does his accents :).
It's kindof superficial, but I think it's 25 procent looks, 50 procent jokes and 25 procent news.
He's just so handsome it's unfair.
because he is south african. :D
"Leave it to Fox news not to recognize what rejection from a woman looks like" LMAO :D
GeFroce lmfao
GeFroce that shit was so funny!!! 🤣
People watching fox are buying what their presenter said? How would DT know to stop holding his hand back without a contact since he wasnt looking? I think Melania's been watching Trevor too...
After he ignored her on Inauguration Day, getting slapped away is the *least* he deserves in response.
LOL!!! (EVEN SHE~~~ OMG!!!) LOL
They've been married for 12 years now, and Melania is still waiting to hear those three little words from her husband....
*"I....CAN'T...... BREATHE!"*
Lmao
lol
Smh those words are relevant now
That aged horribly
@@adelmomorrison3517 Yeah, it's been 15 years now. But the "I can't breathe" part is more relevant today than it was then.
"Make America Great Again"?? More like "Make America the laughing stock of the world"
Hey, it's still great. For the rest of the world...
SnoopyDoo is a democrat oh why
SnoopyDoo yup
My profile picture is my beagle named snoopy!!!
Welcome to our world 😑 now you know how Egyptians feel
3:47 "Wow...Leave it to Fox News not to recognize what rejection from a woman looks like." ~Trevor Noah
Michael Rivers
that was really clever
+Yaarub Alnaabi Thank Trevor Noah for that.
Trash. At least Fox doesn't lie about economic reports. CNN lies to its liberal viewer so that they don't hurt they're unemployed feelings.
Grayson Wolfe the hell is an "unemployed feeling"
Aaron Windfeldt the hell is a good come back
Damn, Trump's embarrassing... Even the Iraq War was like, "He's making America look really bad."
God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon how do you get here so quick lol
Tyber - haha I get notifications on Google Chrome and my phone.
lol too funny
God Likes Porn with Ben the Demon
Trump: Holly CRAP!.. I'm in China, because I see a lot of ninjas. 😂😂😂
i was watching some jon stewart clips today and damn i miss the guy... but trevor noah is a different brand of awesome and i love it
"Oh, I'm sorry these were Trumps wedding vows..." - Fucking savage, Noah, saaaavage.
Also: "Wow. Leave it to Fox News not to recognize what rejection from a woman looks like."
Savage level 9000000
Sigusen love it
WHAT DO U THINKS GONNA HAPPEN NOW?? THE TOP GUY "MUELLER" IS ON TRUMP!!! (NOT TO MENTION, HE'S HAD 3 "MARRIAGE "VOWS" "(Vow to stay through sickness n Health, BUT NOT AGE!) His KIDs are as old as HIS WIFE! (wtf) CUZ HES FILTHY RICH?? ~THEN HE WILL NEVER KNOW TRUE LOVE~
Trump ruins everything he touches... Well just look at Melania 😂😥
OIL
PLUTONIUM
Spray tan
These were the ingredients to create a perfect little orb. But professor Utonium added an extra ingredient to the concoction... TRUMP'S HANDS
The results were WORLD WAR 3 Most powerful humans
Bahahaha still a good giggle
Sabrowsky don't you mean....
s p R a Y t a N
Trevor is absolutely killing it at the moment, really grown into the role and stamped his own style on the Daily Show, and I love it!
I see a show, then go back to older pre Trevor shows (John Stewart). He has grown and made this his own. His deft jokes when least expected are such delights. He mentioned Waldo the other day. Who reads Waldo these days.
please don't say this man is like a child anymore. what an insult to innocent children. the hatred he provoked, the disgrace he embodies, are too hideous to be brushed away by any miserable childhood story. he's too old to not be responsible.
Look at your hatred.
Semsem Eini Because she dislikes a hateful price if shit that's going to ruin the world. sorry by please tell me how should we go about this?
semsem eini, you know it takes a thorn to take out another thorn, then the thorn can be thrown away. hope you get it.
Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common?
A: Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
Thats hilarious
That Fox News joke made me laugh out loud on the sales floor at work
Xavier Soto 😅!!
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Good God, this man is just making shit more horrible by the day.
Only three years, seven months, twenty one days, fourteen hours and 51 minutes to go.
Colin, you're very much welcome to do that. Feel free to start your own comment thread detailing your list of issues with President Obama or the Clintons. But "look at what other people did" is not a valid rebuttal to someone's criticism of a current issue. And no one should pay you any attention when you try pull these distraction tactics. I'm extremely tired of seeing Trump fans try to argue without a valid argument, and opt instead to point fingers somewhere else. Like what, we won't notice all the horrible things going on if we instead try find something wrong with other people? If you want to rebut with an actual point, or with evidence for or against someone's point, people might actually care.
Colin Demeulemeester Obama is god like compared to this dumbfuck,btw Obama can read
Colin Demeulemeester no man youre wrong...people like fox news always bashing obama...but they run out of thing to talk about they actually discussing and criticize obama for the latte salute...even the umbrella is a thing to discuss in obama presidency...i know he not a perfect president...but come on...how many thing you need to see before you see what kind of stupid trump is...his speech...his arrogance shoving around president of nato to be in front...is that obama fault???and please tell me how that is working hard to fix obama mistake??
What the fuck are you talking about?
Obama inherited one of the biggest financial crisis which was caused by an under-regulation of the financial sector. Getting out of the crisis was expensive and one of Obama's biggest achievement. It was expensive though, but almost all experts agree that he did the right thing.
"Undermining every US ally"? Obama restored some of the reputation Bush lost with the Iraq war. The relationship between the US and Europe was improving under Obama. What do we have now? The US is isolated for the first time in history. Or do you seriously think that Saudi Arabia is our new ally? They buy our weapons, but you better not turn your back on them. Most 9/11 terrorists came from Saudi Arabia!
Obama is probably the most honorable president we've ever had. No scandals, just hard work. Did he make mistakes? Sure, everyone does, but I don't doubt his good intentions one second. There is more shade on the Hillary, but compared to Trump she's still Mother Theresa.
+Colin Demeulemeester Ok, so what's happened in the almost six months since he took the job? Essentially defanged the epa, relaxing pollution laws, allowing companies to dump their waste chemicals in rivers and streams. Cut education, healthcare, housing, social programs including but not limited to feeding kids, the elderly and the group trump seems to praise and despise all at once, veterans. Not including all the trips and protections for himself and his family members, which as of 21st of february totaled 10 million, solely for his own little weekend golf trips, what's that number at today, I wonder?
This is not including the obvious nepotism and crony court that he's managed to construct, his blatant lies about things that can be fact checked in mere moments, years of overt corruption which his supporters either never know about, or think are some liberal conspiracy, and asinine ideas if he has any at all since any point he tackles something, goes in wholly ignorant and eventually says: *oh this is much more complicated than I thought, but this ill-informed and badly constructed plan that benefits me greatly* (which I may or may not choose to give a passing glance at _{look it up, the fucker doesn't even read the documents necessary to make the decisions he's making}_) *will work anyway, right puppet pals?* (cue spicer and fox to spin all the bullshit) *:No of course he was joking, he isn't really going to do it, okay he is going to do it, but I swear it'll work out, just look at our stack of papers, how small it is compared to logical legislation constructed by policitians that vaguely know their jobs,.. or something uhm clinton emails am I right?*
Though maybe if you complain about clinton and obama long enough, you'll ignore that he is frighteningly unqualified to run a country. Oh and here's something to read before trotting out that debt claim www.crfb.org/blogs/has-president-obama-doubled-national-debt
Man, I missed Noah's commentary. A week feels like months with the constant scandals and revelations.
I know, right?! Trump goes through scandals like Chris Christie goes through a bag of Doritos.
the reason there's contstant "scandals and revelations" is because they are all fake claims that have no valid evidence behind them. And everytime one of these so called scandals gets debunked, the Libtard media like your pals Noah and Steven have to find something else to bitch about The Don. You clearly are just another leftist who drools over whatever the left wing media puts in front of you! Congratulations :)
Dopameme, I think we're going to take advice from trained professionals in their fields who are actually qualified to explain whats happening, rather than some youtube scrub who probably hasnt left home yet. Nice try though buddy, nice try! Now go back to your corner.
What's not fake is how incompetent Trump is.
What if those claims are not fake? Is there anything that Trump could do that would get you to stop supporting him other than him donating to planned parenthood?
I'm from Saudi Arabia n I was waiting for this episode 😂😂😂😂😂ur the best TREVOR keep going
@Rove 2222 I feel really stupid but isn't Saudi Arabia part of the Middle East?
@@micky_knuckles of course it is
I'm just a Saudi
Trevor Noah went in on this episode🔥🔥🔥🔥
Mussolini, Stalin and Trump are walking trough quicksand. A sign says: The more you lie, the faster you sink! Mussolini is down to his hip, you can only see Stalin from his chest upwards, but Trump stands with both feet on the sand! "How are you doing that", Mussolini and Stalin asks? Trump answers: "Iam balancing on Kellyanne Conway".
Back in the 40ies this was a joke we Germans told eachother about Hitler and Goebbels. We have no use for this kind of jokes anymore. You guys can have it now ;) by F.W
Good one!
I'm totally using this!
Samantha Lewis Permission granted ;)
Laxis Boi Ups! Done! Thx!
Trump answers " I thought i am telling the truth"
Trevor is the best comedian he needs more time on tv
Jess6455 Best? Dial it back, he has two notable specials and is the host of a show that was made a cultural setpiece by another comedian. Trevor is doing well, but he really doesn't rank among best yet.
Tyler Reed by western standards
Jess6455 what about john oviler
He and John are my favorite
+For Hinguerez: Find the butthurt conservative :D
I loved the French accent Noah. Moved on him like a bitch. Funny stuff!. LMAO
oil! plutonium! SPRAY TAN!
Welcome back Trevor…
I'm trevor!
rita bryan do you know why he was gone for a week
My Uploads Shut up, Trevor.
WHATS CHOPPIN? nope, they all get breaks.
I think Trevor also did a show in Hawaii during the weekend, the date for a show was on his website
"I moved on him like eh BEEIIITCH" 😂😂😂😂😂 IM WEEEAAKK
Cheshire Cat hahahahahaha that was funny 😂😂😂
william romo o
The wedding vows comment was gold!
"So many ninjas"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
oil! plutonium! spray tan
omg trevor pls
Lu Bu when dynasty warriors 9 comes out promise not to chase me ok lu bu.
No promises lol
@@newtonsparetire5285 , Hahaha, Nice 1.
Because of all the news last week (Manchester bombings, Oregon stabbings, more scandals), I think wee need another "Ain't Nobody Got Time For That" segment.
European NATO soldiers died in Afghanistan. Where is the respect for those? How high does the body count need to go before "american patriots" acknowledge that?
Schoppe Petzer - Agreed. There have been 1,136 non-American NATO troop casualties. We need to acknowledge and show appreciation for he sacrifice of these brave soldiers.
Inaccurate comparison is inaccurate.
Schoppe Petzer ,what were they fucking there ? I have no respect !
leave people's countries for their people ! u wolves !
like america , france have invade multiple country for economic reasons...this is why they were there. i have a thougt for this military people who gives there lives for politician lie.. big respect for this people sacrifice because they belived they were fighting for good reasons...
"he was like: let go Macron, let goooo!" :V that was awesome...
Europe would be smart to not rely on America for anything anymore.
Olivia Hesson not until trump the jokester is impeached
Man my youtube subscription box was dead without your videos....where the hell were you??? Don't do that again.
yeah man... my life was empty without Trevor making fun of Drump... FeelsBadMan..
lmao
for real tho
Trevor Noah is HYSTERICAL. He's so witty. Always makes me LOL.
"leave it to Fox not to identify rejection from a woman" - best line, hug the writer.
Maybe thats why Melania didnt grap Trumps hand because it was too tiny 😂😂😂
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+Jacob YTP Are you ok?
Jess6455 Or because she's embarrassed abouy the man she's marry with, but has no choice. 😂
MRV of course she has a choice! but she chooses money over anything else..
spider879 Oddly enough though, that micropenis seemed to work for her at one point, and Trump's kids are living proof.
I have been waiting so long for you all to start back posting videosss
Holy shit. I literally just searched for daily show on youtube, hoping it didn't stop showing up in my feed. Saw he was legitimately on break, turned back around here the fuck it is. It's good to have Trevor back.
+YCCCm7 same lol....I thought maybe I accidently unsubscribed or something
Yeah me too, the past few days where the most boring for me
Rebecca Sammy iافقنستنخخ
I could listen to that french accent ALL day EVERYDAY.😍😍😍
I hate it when you leave, Trevor. welcome back.
I missed this show
+1
Merritt King
Where have you been!! I miss you!
Trevor: "leave it to Fox to not recognize what rejection looks like"
Me: Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!
i straight up jumped for joy once I saw this video on trending
oh Trevor how have i missed you. I hate these breaks
Melania when you need help just blink
xD
How... HOW THE HELL ARE PEOPLE STILL DEFENDING TRUMP?!?!?!?!?
Trevor is really funny thou....and very intelligent. Love His Humor hands down ❤️
ITS ABOUT TIME!!!
Those hands remind me of the final boss on super smash bros n64
celticeagle1000 lol so true..his hands also look like the tiny hand of the butler in one of the Scarey Movie comedy movies..😆..think it was part 2..
more like deadpools regrowing hand
Master hand and crazy hand? lol
Black Mamba Crazy Hand made his debut in Melee, he was never in the first game.
He was.
Trevor has mastered the craft now.
We love you Trevor! Keep it up!
Welcome back Trevor!!! It's been a week but who else feels like it's been months???? Haha 😂
Just like this presidency 😣
Lina Silva I know right!!!
Eugene Smart my goodness seriously I was like what the heck going on comeback already
I bet the people who normally tell him what to say and do were sweating like crazy because they know full well he can go off script any minute and start WW3
DPowered Smith I feel with this Saudi deal he is creating the building blocks for WW3!
This video was too short Trevor!
All his videos are too short. I could listen to him forever!
You're back, Trevor! Jeez, it felt like years!
Hey, Trevor! I was at your Honolulu show this past week, and you brought the house down. Well done, dude. Well done.
Honolulu? My grandparents live there. Can't believe they didn't invite me.
I was getting bored... Finally!!!
oh my god I didn't realize how much I missed the daily show! Trevor had me cry-laughing!!!
"Let go Macron! Let go!" lol XD
I wonder, what a Trump-Diary entry would look like after this trip.
"Dear diary,
I did a great job, but the other leaders were all mean to me, just because I forgot, where Israel is, takled the pime minister of Montenegro away, didn't listen to this italian guy, called the germans bad, said, they all have to pay me more for defence and didn't want to join their weather-plan. Now mean Angela says, they don't wanna play with me no more. I really don't know why. I'm such a nice, funny guy to hang with :(
XOXO, Donald♥"
You mean his twitter account. Yes, it looks exactly like that.
XxDarkManaxX 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
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LMAO 😂😂😂😂
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XxDarkManaxX 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Leave it to Fox News to not know what a rejection from a woman looks like" - golden words. They should frame these and hang it at the door of all TV channels.
HAHAHAHA TREVOR IS KILLING IT XO)
one word: hilarious
missed you Trevor!! 💙
every time trevor makes a new accent i yodel
I would NEVER let Trump touch me let alone shake make hand...!
Nashanta Stanley, I don't blame you. You'd catch All sorts of nasty stuff.
This is seriously one of the best Daily Show episodes!
I missed you Noah
the legend is baacckk
Ohh.. I miss u soo much Noah.. Welcome back dear!!
BTW, the French handshake segment was hilarious.
Twump can't even grab his wife's hand without being humiliated...She's probably exhausted from all the winning too lmao
Your name and profle picture are awesome.
+Jürgen Hans my profile picture is nice too :)))))
well now we know that he is not winning in bed LUL
orange ball of Vagina is a LOSER
SkyLabbTechnology
There are no mountains on the UES of Manhattan dumbass. Unless you mean mountain of failure in which case he moved outta here months lmaoooo
Finally you guys took long enough
Am happy to see you to see you back on air again with more fun and laughter
Oh I missed his videos man...😂😂😂
The great Trevor Noah.. 🙌🙌
where have you been!!! I missed this show this last week!!!
SO *_JAZZ HANDS_*
America is going to the drain 😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓
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We fell so far we might not be able to come back. I may just move out of the country, I hear that the UK is gre- wait, now they’re screwed. F*** it, I’m learning Swiss, and moving to Geneva
TRUMPSTER IS PRESIDENT ! SAD !!!
Silver Shroud that is impossible
Love you Trevor!
💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
I LOBE YOU OKAY. I LOVE YOU TREVOR YOU ARE THE BEST!
Can we build a wall to keep Trump out?
Heracross X we can always build a wall around him, I'll pay for it.
Heracross X Build one around the White House haha
EVERYONE REACTION WAS CAPTURED BY THAT GUY IN THE CORNER! AM DEAD! 🤣🤣
God bless this guy and his shows!
Greetings from your biggest Saudi fan
Are you a real ninja?
Oh yeah! lmao
So Many Ninjas!! .. Can't stop laughing! XD
NOAH ROCKS
As usual, Trevor Noah, nails it and how does he manage to cover so much in so little time and make us see the humor too! Thank you Trevor , you keep me sane!
About time. You've been M.I.A. for a minute Trev.
Do you think the Donald is so blind on how pathetic he appears? I haven't seen one business partner nor anyone that extols Trump's character or how anyone benefitted by knowing him. Not anyone
SO MANY NINJAS!
Let's make that a meme xD
😢I missed this show so much. I'm just glad that while this show was on break, Colbert was still up. Now, this week, Colbert is on break but Trevor is back. Thank You!!!!
"Let our powers combine! Oil! Plutonium! Spray-tan!" I LOLed so hard! 😂🤣
the good news is that at least Trump is making Europe more independent
the bad news is that there always seems to be a war every time that happens
That Captain Planet joke was nerve-wracking at first, but ended beautifully!
That guy in the corner deserves applause and a medal...LMAO!
I'm sorry those were Trump's wedding 👰🏽 vows! Lmao 😂
That was the best line of the month.
Ok, I may have been wrong. The line about Fox not knowing what rejection from a woman looks like might give it a run for the money.
Ok, I may have been wrong. The line about Fox not knowing what rejection from a woman looks like might give it a run for the money.
Holmer The line about Fox not knowing rejection was epic but, the one about trump's vows was just brutally epic!
Now that the hysterical laughter has subsided and the blood is pumping again, I have to agree 100%.
love love this piece!!! so funny. Noah you rock
Trevor killing it as usual....I'll never be able to think of Captain Planet the same again lol
"...he was like, 'let go Macron, let go!"" HAHAHA! Cracked me up!
That handshake was so funny!
I missed this for one week. A week too long.
The French accent was hysterical x)
Wow! Trevor absolutely owned this episode. great work!