Donald Trump Is Making Ramadan Great Again! | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
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- Опубліковано 5 чер 2018
- Hasan Minhaj weighs in on the news that President Trump will host the official White House Ramadan dinner after cancelling the event last year.
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Ramadan mubarak to my all Muslim around the world
Ahmed Abdilahi 10 Thanks, brother.
Ameen
Ameen
@@marufahmad4144 thank you
Same to u bro
Hassan, my man, we were worried you were deported 😂
Denius just making America great again ;)
krishna sai He's a natural born American citizen, there's no way anyone can deport him lol
Myron Vas I'm kidding 😅
If he wasn't on the list, then he will be on it now.
krishna sai trump to all Muslims out there, do not attend his dinner, he just wants to deport you all. Run for the hills😁
"oh, just chain migration my way to the dinner!" :D
Panamari because you destroyed our homes lol
I bet there's a lottery for that too.
I bet there will be pork for dinner.
You can never expect what trump might do. 😑
Yeah, that's a worry.
Lol. It is quite possible.
Not if Jared is invited
May be just happy meal
By his constant travels to Saudi Arabia Trump probably liked the royal Arab cuisine and decided to host the event.
Turkey doesn't hate Syria. I'm Syrian and I went to Turkey twice for vacation and let me tell you. My eyes have never seen such beauty to the point that I'm in love with Turkey.🇹🇷
Love from India.. Allah bless u 🤗🤗
Turkey hates Bashar al-assad because bashar kills his own syrian.
@@Zaihasra6370 bashar al assad has no heart in his chest
@Jithin Jose we will see when judgement day happens
I am Pakistani and I love my Turk brothers and sisters, I love Malaysian brothers and sisters, I love Indonesian brothers and sisters perhaps the whole Muslim brothers and sisters they're closest to my heart.
I missed Hassan...
Azulakayes he’s funny we need more of him.
Me too
We all do.
fastest "like" klick ever
Same
Fasting has actually been scientifically proven to be good for your health, something Trump wouldn't know about...
Citation Needed.
King Breezy doesnt matter, its not even your invention so stop taking credit , muammar should have taught you a thing or two about taking credit
King Breezy it harms your kidneys
Your friendly Neighborhood pessimist the quran says "we have ordained fasting as we did on *the ones before you*"
so yes we didnt invent fasting and we dont take credit for it
humlet fred I can’t bother reading all of it. Can you summarize a bit?
Trump and the White House would probably invite Sikhs by mistake just because the thick beard and wear turbans.
Bahamut Slayer you know!!!.....and I bet you, people reading this comment, still don't know the difference 😂😂😂😂😂
I guess he will not know the differences between Guru Granth Sahib and the Quran either 😂😂😂
indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed bro
Bahamut Slayer Sikhs are not Muslims. They are from India. I think they are Buddhism
Mahaliah Bagundang hence why I said they would invite them by mistake, thinking they were Muslims. A number of Americans have such misconception just because of Sikhs wear turbans and have thick beards like Arabs. Sikhs aren't Buddhists.
These two are brilliant together 😂😂😂
Haaaa! Trevor all the way from ..
see my namw, it's of pivotall importance
Is it just me or what I scream just right after Trevor said hassan..............God I missed him so much on the daily show ... God bless you guys ✌✌
me too! I love this guy. He is hilarious
My roomie thought I got an attack or something
Dinner Night, Trump- "so many hijabs folks, so many hijabs".😂
alvi syahri here are the knight's Templars folks. I finally got them in bunchs at my dinner party.
Aamir B trump getting frustrated because he can't find melania. Not knowing what color her full cover black hijab is
I am a muslim. ♥ God bless you all
OH HOW IVE MISSED HASAN MINHAJ
Turkey hate Assad's criminal regim, not Syria.
5252 _ Assad who used chemical weapons on syriens, and his criminal army killing torturing gang raping women in prisons, is enough of a reason to interfere in the situation, any country with regard to human rights will condemn Assad regime who's protected against the UN sanctions with Russia and China' vetos. Also Unlike the US, Turkey has borders with Syria. the US funds the terrorist groups, the US is Israel's ally and knows of the Oil trade between Israel and ISIS!! terrorist groupes are bunch of mercenaries working for who pays more.
The US foreign policies = stealing from other contries, bombing, torturing, killing, raping, in the name of establishing democracy.
Turkey has no need to prove itself good to war criminal America.
@5252 _ umm yea hun about that look how much Turkey is doing for us now THAT i call HUMANITY
Mia Mir
Edrogan no better
Ikr.
@Souad James who says i support Al saud? They are ruthless criminals. look what they're doing in yamen!
Al saud are britain's creation.
i know that, you know that, trump doesnt know that
must trumpest sentence ever read.
"That orange tinted, MOTHER- I'm sorry I'm fasting. See. That's a work of God".
Animelytical "...test from God"
Trumps would declare himself God and create his own religion if he could
sadly this administration is already a cult.
he didn't?
He can. Anyone can. Therefore he wouldn’t.
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
I wonder who is the better person. Trump, jesus or muhammed. They are all probably scumbags.
Turkey hates Syria? Are you joking we are hosting 4 million of our brothers and sisters in the republic. We love our Syrian counterparts but we hate that dictator regime that destroyed the Syrian peoples houses and committed a genocide that killed over 500,000 innocent people. If we didn't love syria we would not be training the white helmets, hosting them as if they were Turks, or be spending so much money inorder to insure there safety in a time when Turkey needs help. This is slander and it is trying to defame Turkish efforts
turkey gave weapons to terrorists, invited terrorists from all over the globe to form ISIS and now occupying land inside syria. turkey is the main culprit behind bloodshed in syria.
Brilliant brothee, thanks for the comment to avoid misunderstanding.
He probably was thinking of the Kurdish people.
Fatih Sakir we love turkey and it's president 😗
ather khan u mean usa?
This comments section is going to be interesting
Racist. You meant to say racist. ;-)
The Banter Lounge it's not that bad actually
Battle of Valmy
Well black is a color not a race too but nothing will stop the Americans from there racist game, they love to generalize and insult a 1.8 billion humans and justify it by not a race so if we insult them it's not racist the irony.
honorable catsmeat and I'm sure you're hilarious and go down a storm with everyone you meet
nah
"that orange-tinted motherf**" 😂
mother-fasting
That was mother... fasting, fantastic 😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌
Have A Holy Ramadhan Month Team Daily Show. From Indonesia
That would be hilarious. Imagine, after all the hassle Obama got and then the alt-right voted someone in who converts :) :) :) :)
Nicola Jan Smith Trump is capable of anything.
By the way, why does everybody assume Trump is a Christian?
Because he said so ?
Well he only told 3000 lies so fare, more or less.
not assuming that , he only believes in money
Tam Hu
Or at least Prosperity Gospel-basically, the sanctification of greed and the stereotypically American pursuit of wealth at all costs couched in Christian terms bastardized beyond recognition.
Nicola Jan Smith Wouldnt be hilarious for you Nicola as you would have to wear a burka
Battle of Valmy - only it doesn't actually say that.
That moment when Trevor can pronounce the name hassaan correctly but my own classmates can't 😑
I get ur struggle
I thought his name was Hasan? Yours is Hassaan, which is not the same name.
Profano Caballero if u spell it in Arabic it's the same. In English tho people have their preferences.
Do they pronounce it as hessen
It might be Hassaan or Hassan
Lol Arabic is a hard language😂
If I were responsible for this dinner, I'd sneak the Rains of Castamere onto the playlist, just to mess with people ;)
Penny Lane is that a GoT reference (I don’t watch it, so not sure , sorry)
cbk0101 bk Yeah, it's the Lannisters' song, they were behind the red wedding
You evil mother-fasting...
That is a truly evil thought.......are you trying to cause a stampede? 😂😂😂😂😂
I thought it was one of those dope tracks Persian cab drivers love playing... that would be even MORE interesting.
Turkey hate Syria.
Turkey: am I joke to you 😂
I can guess the guest list. 100 christian guys, and Dr. Oz.
😂😂😂
Ramadan Mubarak Everyone :D
Khair mubarak my dear brother
@EAAMZ
i missed you Hassan..i thought you were deported 😂😂
mamo 19 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂dying
😂😂😂😂
This joke flops; he’s a natural born.
Ramadhan Mubarak 🙏 and have a happy day's everyone ❤
I lol'd at that Red Wedding reference. Let's call this the Orange Dinner.
Dear sir,
I requested you that I want to do a job.
My name is ali Raza and I want to do job in America . My qualification is bachelor with computer science can you help me to find a job . I belong from Pakistan. My WhatsApp no is +923074662280
If he converts to Islam, I just say Alhamdulillaaaaaaaaah 😂😂😂
Astaghfirullah 😂😂😂 he will just be as mean as he is now though
@@meawblackcatmeaw You don't know the future of others.
@Tony stock ya khara
Cheese burgers for Iftar
Yellow Scar Lightning Scream hhhhhh crazy
I'm down
Cheese smells like poop 🧀=💩
Yellow Scar Lightning Scream, Hm.. not so healthy but why not =)
I'm Muslims but why not. Who doesn't love a good McDonald's cheese burger
wow hhahahahaahahahahaahh trumps dineer lol
That FATASS even incapable to half-day fasting
Making Ramadan great again, I spilled coffee on my pc screen😆
Game of Thrones style red wedding - I died 😂😂😂
Now he is telling his people to wear Hijab
Burka 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
lol
hahaha Trump wouldn't last one second fasting. Dude loves his cheeseburgers & fast food so much.
haha...why would he??
Coffee is for closers but this time they will be made using halal
the guy is not even a fan of Islam
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The happiness to see Hassan 😂😂♥️
I'm imagining trump saying he's going to deport everyone at that dinner.
Nirav Ramdarie I can say without doubt that he will say something very awkward
Lol omg brilliant Trevor and Hassan that was awesome
I have to confess that i misssed Hasan Minhaj!!! One of my fave!!!! Sucess to you pal!!!!
Maa Shaa Allaah.
May Allaah make it happen. Amiin
2nd Muslim President 😂😂
Kwame O-A I didn't get it, who was supposed to be the first one?
What the heck: Obama?!?! What planet do you live on?
Professicchio he wasn't muslim... but apparently for you he is..
Have you heard of the English term "sarcasm"?
Look it up, it's quite interesting trust me.
Professicchio I looked at the definition, the example given was that you were brilliant..
Now chill out and take your pills..
Ramadan Kareem all of you 👍
May Allah protect us all
AMEEN
Hassan Minhaj inspired me to embrace Islam ALHAMDULILA.....
May ALLAH (SWT) bestow His Mercy on you, brother
Ben Khalid Mohammed is an amazing Muslim profile on Facebook
@@AllaahuAkbar60 I hope so. I don't have facebook account yet
Make America Muslim Again. #MAMA.
Hahahaa
Yobany dude issa joke..
So... why no complaint about MAGA, then? ;D
Yobany - It is a play on MAGA. The White House USED TO celebrate a Muslim holy day, and then they stopped and now they are again. Make America Muslim "Again." Laugh dude, it's just a joke.
😂😂😂😂
Omg hahaha I can’t stop laughing
Hassan man I just love the way you roast Trump, that orange mothe..... oh Sorry I’m fasting 😂
The best ever!!!
This deal is the worst dinner deal in the history of dinner deals, maybe ever.
ROFL. Can't stop laughing! 🤣🤣🤣
Stay safe all and Happy ramadan💕
_Ramadan is about to end_ can't wait for *Eid* celebration holiday which is breaking the fasting day
I wonder why the need to hold a dinner DURING Ramadhan, and not AFTER it when the Muslim holiday actually happens. It also kind of goes against the very idea of Ramadhan anyway, holding an extravagant unneeded dinner...
Wonhyuk Lee the person is talking about Eid, the celebration to mark the end of Ramadan. But I don't know why the person has a problem with an iftar gathering
Reydriel it's okay to host a large iftar gathering. Yes, if it's too extravagant it goes against the point of Ramadan, but hosting this event is just a gesture and these people aren't Muslim anyway. So it really doesn't matter.
Wonhyuk Lee actually you can survive a month without eating, but not without water.
so you assumed it is extravagant, a word nobody except you decided to use
Muslims have large iftaars all the time
The title of the video was the funniest thing I have heard this year 😂
I must appreciate Hasan Minhaj way of introducing Ramadhan
I'm so sad he didn't say "Muslimternet".
Hassan is an Indian Muslim and Kumail is a Pakistani Muslim so yeah, that checks out...
Ashcool yeah though that's for fun sake..
I do believe that one day our differences will dissolve away, since the mango people all over the generally democratic indian peninsula have other important fast chasing issues to deal with than this petty one alone...
@@triptisharma1974 hope India and Pakistan be friend.
Wow !! “cleansing” yourself.....
I died😂😂😂😂
Great to see you guys
So missed Hassan! Although I absolutely adore Trevor, they great together!
Hi Dear Ancutza Cozma,
How are you?
I want to do a job in America. Can you help me to get a job. I am bachelor with computer science. I belong from Pakistan . My WhatsApp no is +923074662280.
I will send my CV at this no. So contact me on WhatsApp please.
What time is it over there in NYC? When you have that much energy you've prolly broken you'r fasting. I'm thirsty!
Hassan Minhaj is a treasure
Saw the title and burst out laughing
Trump be like at the dinner I repect Ramadan and Muslim tradition Now where is the Halal Pork! 😂
lol
hahahahahaha
HE DOESNT DRINK? WOOOOW
Not alcohol but that doesn't rule out good ol' American sizzurp
He doesnt need to, he fell into the couldron as a kid.
Really funny guy! Never thought somebody would be able to speak about Ramadan to do in such a crazy nice way!
I'm not even kidding when I read this I laughed
What’s going to be on the news in 3 years when trumps gone?
“The apocalypse”
Oh, right
Alexander deChaneet fox news will report a bright sunny day
HAHAHAHA 😂
I can already imagine Trump saying:
Its nice to see all you people come to the white house for free food. And so many of you? We'll see about that by next year. I understand muslims celebrate Eid when Ramadan fasting is over? A day full of joy and happiness? Kinda like today that you are here to meet me, right?
We have prepared a beautiful most delicious dinner ever was peepared in the history of this big dump called White House. You guys would love the scrumptious pork chops and absolutely delectable bacon. And our finest wine to wash all that down.
Have a happy Ramadan, folks!
P.S
Dont forget to say hello to the nice ICE agents on your way out. They'd want a chat.
Lol
Hasaaan! Ramadhan Kareem, Bro! 😂😂😂
I love the combination of Hassan and Trevor
Islam is true religion.... non muslims.... please see Dr zakir Naik video on UA-cam
@HASHIM RASOOL my job is to deliver the truth ......whether a person believe or not.......it is responsibility of every muslim to spread truth that God is one.... Islam is true religion.... Jesus and Mohammed pbuh both are messenger of God...
That ramadan dinner is going to be the bomb
"Mother F... I'm sorry I'm fasting 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
'Im fasting sorry' ahaha
Give Hassan his show
COME TO ISLAM. .....COME TO VICTORY
hahahahaha
Hasan! It's so good to see you. 😉😍❤👍
Love these two!
Hasan is the best hahahha
Number one
2:12 the way his voice cracks on this one.. almost lost it.
My man Hassan is so fluent i like him!!!
Ramadan don't need USA to make it better.
No but, USA needs Ramadan
He's too arrogant to convert
u never know?
Who knows?let's hope!
He is not the only one ,there are heaps
Happy ramadan from municipality of pangutaran Philippines
When Iftar is over brother Trump be like how was the it
I would never go to that event even if Trump serves gold or diamond 😷
Mohamed Ahmed Dahir i accept Durian XD
What if Trump is served? I'll leave it up to your imagination how.
isamuddin durian mochi wooh
Mohamed Ahmed Dahir Lol, I would😂
I bet trump will make the mistake of trying to shake hands with the women.
Game of thrones style red wedding LOL
Hasan and Trevor are brilliant comics ,they both are brilliant
We son't need him to recognize anything we are fasting and this is ramadan stop giving him so muxh attetion 😇😈
Plus he can get multiple wifes
Gem Stone Rose Only if you're mentally prepared and can provide + satisfy each one. He can't even keep his current one happy nevermind 2.
Knight Shadow I thing you are talking about Mormons, not Muslims, well I give you credit for trying, both starts with the letter A😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
johnina Ryan Firstly, of all, Islam put a limit to the numbers of wives that a person can have at one time - maximum of four wives at one time.
Secondly, Islam put stringent conditions on a person who wanted to marry a second wife. He must be able to provide and maintain the family, and also deal with both on basis of justice and fairness. In Chapter 4 (Surah an-Nisaa), verse 3, after allowing the Muslim men to marry two, three or four wives, the Qur’ãn immediately says:
“but if you fear that you will not do justice (between them), then (marry) only one…” (Surah an-Nisaa, 4:3)
@Battle of Valmy. Nope. You're wrong there.
Battle of Valmy yeeaaahhh... No. Missed the mark on that one buddy.
Well done!
"I know that, you know that, but trump doesn't know that"
Trump becoming muslim to lose weight
Lol Nah, he just gets a new doctor to lie to him about how heavy he is... ;)
Georgina Adkins lol
Hamitic Pride putting the slim back into muSLIM
Hami Jama
😂🤣🤣
Minternet. That's how filter we our way through internet this Ramadan. Sieve out all those weird ads and food pics. Show top 15 ways to control hanger (hungry anger) and a truckload of halal memes.
Please check the contents of the food.. For safety purposes
Love seeing Hassan