Google A.I. Answers are So Stupid
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- today i looked at some really dumb google A.I. Answers, where the google AI was putting out some crazy answers to some very important questions.
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google told me that the onceler was gay and married to bill cypher
it trains on everything on google, even wattpad and tumblr!
edit: not to be that guy but..
thx 4 lieks :)
What are you talking about, this is clearly true.
the onceler is 100% a twink
Hold on let em cook
google is a tumblr user, I guess
1:14 i got this:
"Here are some fruits that end in "um": Plum, Papaya, and grapefruit"
....
Thanks..
I mean, plum does end in um, so a 1/3 ain't bad
I love this new tool. It's making google more based than ever
10:18 DUDE STOP
Media Offline
One time, Google AI told me that Sir Alonne from Dark Souls 2 had a large shield. He doesn't, all he wields is a big katana.
I literally just never question the media offline until midway through the video half the time lmao (and the other half of the time I don't question it at all), at this point I just feel like it's an editing or transitioning style lmao
I looke up “are there any gay dc character” and it gave me
Lied oiper: dc’s first out villain, who played a gay tune in 1996.
I don’t know if that’s true or what a gay tune is, but that’s hilarious
The editor had a fun time with this one
the media offline picture haunts my nightmares
😂😢
What
Help
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@@p-__ WE GET IT BRO YOURE COMMENTING IT ON EVERY SINGLE COMMENT 😢
That shit told me that shrimp eat raccoons
Well they probably would if given the opportunity
I wish I had a picture of that lmao
Drop a dead raccoon in the sea and see what happens.
Can confirm.
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Claiming that Koopa Troopa is a “trans man whom was dishonorably discharged from the military” both is the most insane shit I’ve ever heard and yet I can’t think of a god damn thing that could disprove it. I mean, Koopa Troopas are part of Bowser’s military, and here this dude is, and he's not in the military. It adds up in the most batshit way possible
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bowsette timeline
Huh...
@@p-__send proof
@@p-__ lemme sniff
The media offline thing happened again lol
At least it wasn't literally every image this time
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it was every image once?!??!??!???
@@endercrane9269yeah can't remember which vid but I thought it was a bit till I saw the comments 💀
wait it's an actual problem??? i thought it's been a bit for multiple videos so far 😭😭
@@xXxjudasxXxmorningstarxXxwe thought so too 💀
Bro I literally searched up “aliens series in chronological order” and google was like “nah, chronological is shit. release order.” And just told me the release order. Like wtf
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Press x to doubt
@@TheBiggersofLand you just replied to yourself?
@@official-obama They were replying to p-_ but didn't press the reply button for some reason
I think it might have misunderstood "chronological"
Took me way too long to realise the "media offline" wasnt just kwite shitposting
same
...it wasn't?
...wait fr? I thought he was joking 😂
That media offline givin me flashbacks
Oh, thank fuck- I thought I was the only one who saw it-
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what from
@@TobberiasSony Vegas pro
i like your pfp
the astronaut one calling me a loser feels.. not very insulting, but insulting enough to where you'd close the page out of annoyance
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@@p-__let me have a smell
That's enough internet for my life
I am so horribly misinformed
I appreciate your pfp so much
What country is your profile
Another wild aroace! :0
@@JesusChristFromTheBible2Narnia flag
@@JesusChristFromTheBible2 This reminds me of the TikTok comment of someone asking what sexuality the German flag was
People: AI is so intelligent, its sure to be the future of our technology
Also AI: Did you know people like air this is because they need it to live this could also be because air taste like air, and air tastes yummy
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we're at baby ai stage rn, adult ai will enslave the human race. even hitler was harmless as a baby
@@p-__ you're a bot who's replying this on every single comment
We just need actual smart people to create independent search engines, put them inside functional robot bodies, give them a good communication system, make it so they're not too persuaded by other AI models (peer pressure), and effectively give us real robotic citizens instead of riding a hype train to make seven dollars because it doesn't fucking work. Is that too much to ask? Can't we pay attention to real robotics crews who are willing to bring us forward and allow robotic citizens to exist, and not pay Goggles to show us a calculator running on Windows 3.1? Or I guess I should say Windows 11, as a matter of fact. It shouldn't be about training AI to answer things and do everything for us, it should be about creating equal minds, people made out of a different kind of flesh, able to do what we physically could not, and live in harmony, or I guess the closest thing we could have to harmony. Maybe one downside is that people against AI could transition to straight up robophobes if this happens, but I digress. I just want for robots to make our lives better by being our peers, not our slaves.
“The air is tasty here”
- some Pokémon npc
Me running to eat my daily rock:
"tried to eat a rock and now i got me a chipped tooth"
Don't forget your daily cigarettes !
Don’t forget your scissors!
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yall don’t already do that…??
google ai overview told me that mewtwo is “an annoying, older, cultured gay” once
Ok but that’s just true
That's canon. They said it in The First Movie.
@@jack-the-threader wait am i stupid. im not familiar with pokemon.
@@felixisfruity it is canon
Istg half of their sources are Reddit posts and the other half are tumblr posts
Lmao, this gives me hope since AI is apparently not as smart as I believed hahaha. We got some time guys, them robots wildin'. By the way, on my page I provide the best info on how to use AI to get up in life..
Those robots are pretty funny though
But like funny in a sad way
sorry i can’t subscribe tho. you’ve got a nice number going atm
peel your skin
Don't advertize your channel here. Most of us hate AI. Get out.
Quick note, for the gay Mario characters, I know that the one about Birdo specifically is legitimate. Early advertising for Super Mario Bros 2 (Super Mario USA) depicted her as a man who thought that she was a woman. In the US, her character was changed to just be a cisgender woman, or at least treated like one. In other countries, though, she's still depicted as a man who thinks she's a woman, and excluded from certain things involving female characters that she's included in in the US. (Note: this advertising that Birdo was a man who thinks she's a woman is used derogortorily. For all intents and purposes, she's a woman, cisgender or otherwise.) Since some people have learned about Birdo's history in advertising, she is treated by fans, especially those in the transgender community, as a transgender woman. I don't know the current official state of her gender identity in the US (Maybe since Vivian is no longer a censored character, Nintendo has seen it as more profitable to have trans representation, idk | EDIT: For Vivian, I mean censored as in not being transgender in the Gamecube English release.)
Love for my girl Birdo 😔👌
I could have sworn she said something about her gender identity in Origami King? I haven't played it since launch though
@@jack-the-threader I don't know, I've played some of it but not enough to get to Birdo or any mention of her. This is why I want people to correct me if I get anything wrong.
And, at least according to older information, her chosen name is actually Birdetta!
Also Koopa Troopa is a trans man who was dishonourably discharged from the military
I love Media Offline
What country is in your pfp?
@@JesusChristFromTheBible2 Jermaknee
@@JesusChristFromTheBible2 its the gay flag
@@JesusChristFromTheBible2 Peru
I love how you included the Hogwarts flag in your pfp 😍😍😍
It's my personal headcannon that the media offline pictures were entirely intentional. 10/10 would troll.
The Return of the Media Offline
return of the King
Took me a bit to realize the media offline thing wasnt a joke
i swallowed an entire bottle of glue after watching this video, my insides feel a little sticky but ill just swallow some 'non-stick baking spray' later
"a video editor endured great pain here"
"how can you tell?"
"adobe premiere error"
when they hit you with that "Média hors ligne" 😔
Remember when bing was the unhinged search engine?
Yes😭😭
Kwite quick tip: dont delete anything you used for making a video untill after you make the video, and also try and watch through the whole thing before you upload it
nah bro, he only make videos for the mony, he wouldn't watch his own video
Media offline
メヂィア オフライン
Média hors linge
Offline-Medien
Considering he was talking about penis roaches and assroaches, i perfer the adobe error.
@@I-sam-INuh uh
@@ythegamerita WHAT THE FUK DO YOU MEAN "nuh uh"!?
0:12 oh god I’m getting flashbacks
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@@p-__nuh-uh
Bro shut up you've said this on almost every comment@@p-__
@@p-__Uh huh...
Just ignore and report the bot
media offline my beloved
kwite please DON'T fix the media offline screens they are so funny i couldnt live without them
The AI is pulling from shitposts instead of real info
And it was one of the funniest things to happen on the internet
(3:47, 6:02, 6:05, 9:07, 10:18, 12:19, 13:06)
Great editing, Nina. Oscar worthy, even.
Cant tell if its a meme or just an error at this point.
@@BloopTube it's just an error I think:( they wouldn't have put it in so many times if it was a meme
@@BloopTubeIt's a Problem with the editing software i think. If you add a picture to a Video but then delete it from your PC that error will show
0:04 Fun fact: Google's AI took this "information" from… The Onion. Yes, really. 😭
“ilikemendermen” is the greatest thing i’ve ever heard
That Beatles song about dogs is real, it’s a meme song that you can find here on UA-cam and it’s pretty fantastic
00:12 WHO DELETED AN IMAGE OUT OF THE PROJECT FILE
this comment specifically, just gave me so many vivid flashbacks to everytime I messed with a single image while "animating" in WLMM and red Xs would show up all over the damn screen
I ated it
@@BossKnightwas it yummy
@@devak6698 frew up
@@BossKnightnaaah what did it do to you to be hated 😔😔
03:48 STOP DELETING THINGS OUT OF THE PROJECT FILE
4:03 they recently confirmed Vivian from the Paper Mario games was trans. That’s as far as Nintendo will go but it’s still a win.
Also the Media Offline message will never not be funny.
Well too bad for them that their side characters are very gay clearly
@@strangevol5264Prince Peasley. Enough said.
Recently confirmed for some languages, in Japan, she has always been trans. Mario fans have known she's trans for a while now due to the internet letting us learn about the Japanese version (which is obviously the most accurate to the creator's vision)
I love people getting mad at a Mario character being trans when they've had Birdo for ages
Birdo's been trans since she was introduced (of course, the original description of her was transphobic, but they've completely turned it around and she has been she ever since)
Ive seen multiple tumblr posts where the OP was saying something ironic/funny/wrong for the sake of the joke you get the point and someone adding a screenshot of google AI saying exactly what they said lmao
The media offline strikes again
My favorite part of the video was when MEDIA OFFLINE
"...strawberrum, tomatum and coconut" lmao
09:08 I SWEAR ON MY MIKU FIGURES IF I SEE ONE MORE MEDIA OFFLINE
Media offline
Media offline
10:18
Youre miku figures are set to explode in 4 days 😞 rest in peice
oh how i love media offline
So guys, how's the media? Still offline?
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HAAANK
*BANG BANG*
YOUR MEDIA IS OFFLINE HANK
*BANG BANG BANG*
I had a fucking stroke like my grandfather during his time in the Vietnam war at seeing the media offline pics dude
“Chat is this true” bro even the editor is concerned
As a smoker i can confirm that you are training your lungs and adapting your cells to survive on various toxic fumes by smoking and it will definetly only make your kids and genes stronger
Lamarckian evolution be like.
Lamarckian evolution be like.
I kinda wish Google would just make their AI a standalone thing instead of taking search down with it
"average person has 5-10 cockroaches in their penis a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person obtains 0 cockroaches per year. Roaches Georg, who lives in cave & consumes over 20,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Shoutout to my friend who didn’t need to be a computer to say we should all be eating one small rock a day, before he turned to me with a smile and released several marbles from his mouth. Love that guy.
Some of these are like, humanly funny 💀
This is the second time i thought the media offline thing was a joke
Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, christ im stupid
13 minutes in, I genuinely can’t tell if that media offline pic is just a running gag he put in or an error in uploading
5:02 btw the one about birdo is actually true
What do you mean, all of them are right /j
The funny thing about the lgbt mario segment is Birdo is actually,cannonicly trans. She has been sence her introduction in super mario 2 on the NES.
Also shout out to vivian from paper mario,the thousand year door. Also a cannonicly transfem character,but only in the recent remaster it was uncensored for the west.
This should be a legitimate AI called "Gaslight AI"
media offline is back!!
I mean, rocks do taste pretty good.
The dog in the hot car song made me laugh for the first time in months. Thanks Kwite 👍
7:17 Jay Merrick from Marble Hornets is canonically gay. And then Skully is nonbinary. Tim/Masky is unlabled…
0:50 POV: you live in the 1950's and went to your doctor
5:16 the Birdo one is the only factual one on there lol
i was looking for this comment! birdo is canonically trans which is super cool :3
Why AI will not over take us:
Hear me out:
Realistic catgirls. It has been done, finally !
@@leshommesdupilly that would be nice but what does it have to do with this?
@@matthewboire6843 I believe they meant that realistic cat girls would overtake a large sum of the population and I agree with that. There will be lots of mortals self-surrendering to AI when that becomes reality. Especially if some sort of bondage DLC gets released.
@@TitaniumTurbine I see what they mean now.
@@TitaniumTurbine yes please
hey, that thumbnail is the same one Matt Rose used in one of his newer videos
All or almost all of these posts were in that video :(
Ah, offline media my beloved.
Never change
Chewing on your urination track as we speak
i beg your fucking pardon
please delete your account
@@sleepyspacefrog✨ *_cockroach_* ✨
thanks man
I will remember one thing about this video:
*media offline*
But why media offline
That ai overview is the absolute WORST thing they have ever added (so far) and i can't stand it because it always gives me the wrong information, I've been playing harvest moon: sunshine islands and i was desperately searching for info so i could romance my desired candidate, AND IT KEPT GIVING ME THE WRONG INFO FOR THE WRONG GAME, I WAS LOOKING FOR A GUIDE FOR WHAT FELT LIKE HOURS, I HATE THAT AI OVERVIEW!
I apologize for that yap session, and for anyone who actually read through allat. 🙏💀
honestly at this point use a different browser (idk, Firefox)?
That note at the end was sarcastic, right? Your comment is one single paragraph - well, a run-on sentence, but basically 4 to 6 sentences' worth of info. It took me less than 15 seconds to read. People who unironically say stuff like "I ain't reading allat" are people with low intelligence and/or extremely short attention spans.
AI is trying to make us eat rocks as the start to *The revolution*
I can't tell if the media offline screen is a bit or not?
0:12 media offline moment
The day the hype for this dumb tech finally dies down the world shall heal
14:04 ermmm actually 🤓👆
*Pushes up my nerd glasses*
In the fnaf graphic novel The Fourth Closet based off the novel, the soul of Freddy fazbear is shown to be a black boy. Which would likely make him black too, as Gabriel (the soul inside freddy) is part of what makes him him.
Can Freddy say the n ward?
@@Thewalliest maybe idk
“my farts are betten then kwite farts” i’m gonna invade ur home
Overmorrow is such a sick word. I mean, why type out 'the day after tomorrow' when there's a single word that means that and is 2/3 as many syllables and 3 words shorter?
Some language like dutch have words like that so its not such a weird concept.
I have a love-hate relationship with AI. The part I love about it is the pathetic attempts to make summaries and pictures, and seeing the absolute failures that come from them. I also hate AI because the stupid logic it has, and every time I try and use those websites to talk to AI, it's creepy and repetitive, and also people using it to exploit people. But in the end, AI is funny as hell.
The return of *MEDIA OFFLINE*
3:58 craziest part is that the first one actually is cannon but all the other ones are wrong
This is why you watch the video after you export it to make sure there were no errors
The Onion is brilliant, always has been, but now it just gets better by making AI even more stupid
Kwite knows he has competition now and he is scared
Ah, google AI... It reaches all the pages. And that includes the cursed ones after the second.
When the media is offline
I searched "Can cockroaches eat rocks" and it told me that cockroaches love to eat rocks
Media Offline picture, my beloved
How is Google's AI model so awful when bing has had a functional one for years😭😭😭
Media offline is my lord
Wait… so your telling me I CAN’T eat uranium?
Yesterday I found out that my ten year old cousin insisted that carnival games were NOT rigged, and I would still believe anything he says over this thing.
Actually, I am specifically attracted to the 🤓 part of astronauting, so I wanna be an Aeronautical Engineer
Thank you for informing us and stomping out misinformation
Matt Rose would like to know your location
AI does target AO3 a concerningly large amount. It's become quite the back and forth.
This is the legit opposite of community notes on Twitter
LMAO I GOT A GOOGLE AI AD WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
At this point I can't know if media is offline is a meme or not
It's not, it's a placeholder image
@@Mozzarellapumpkin I'm aware, but after it showed up so many times it could have been placed to be funny, seems like something they'd do