If Pearl Harbour was a British Film

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  • Опубліковано 4 лют 2021
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  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +1881

    Right, last comment I promise. A few people have pointed out that there's a glaring inaccuracy in this video. When we're flying in the Pacific in 1941, Bill mentions that we've been at war with Japan for 2 years already. Well, seeing as Japan declared war on the British Empire in '41, that'd be strange.
    Now, to defend this horrible misstep, I intend to use the same argument that the historical advisors on the real 2001 production of Pearl Harbour used. Forgot to check massive details until it was too late, then hoped nobody would spot it. But naturally this community is built up of people who actually know their shit. Bollocks.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +368

      @Specs310 You're talking to a man who dresses up in old clothing and pretends to fly in aircraft. Good sodding luck.

    • @skullduggery7917
      @skullduggery7917 3 роки тому +51

      I liked the garden shed tool props no wonder those lancasters were too heavy.

    • @smigoltime
      @smigoltime 3 роки тому +44

      @@SquireComedy squire can u hop in Gladiator again and play chicken with my university building?

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +69

      @Specs310 It feels good to get that out. Thanks mate.

    • @UnionJak
      @UnionJak 3 роки тому +12

      @@SquireComedy "who dresses up in old clothing and pretends to fly in aircraft". I do that every weekend. DCS, IL-2 sims. Are you saying this is wrong or bad.. but but. It's all I live for! NOOOooooooo!!! LOL Just kiidding... Glad I'm not alone! LOLOL

  • @johnynuke3310
    @johnynuke3310 3 роки тому +1915

    Still 89% more historically accurate than pearl harbor

    • @sparta1694
      @sparta1694 3 роки тому +21

      I still loved that movie

    • @_aragornyesyes_7171
      @_aragornyesyes_7171 3 роки тому +70

      @@sparta1694 the action scenes are great but the love story is kinda shite

    • @sparta1694
      @sparta1694 3 роки тому +42

      @@_aragornyesyes_7171 I only skip to the action scenes and dont even bother to see the story
      Lmao

    • @kamikazefilmproductions
      @kamikazefilmproductions 3 роки тому +27

      I cried when i saw the Pearl Harbor attack, but cringed during the whole love story

    • @jonathonrodriguezthomas6457
      @jonathonrodriguezthomas6457 3 роки тому +24

      "I can't swim!" said the American sailor at Pearl Harbor on board an American ship which is intended to go on the Pacific Ocean which got their via the Pacific ocean through water.

  • @stevemat1105
    @stevemat1105 3 роки тому +2104

    The biggest key difference: “Pearl HarboUr”

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +421

      I call it a good bloody start.

    • @lockheedmartin2112
      @lockheedmartin2112 3 роки тому +34

      @@SquireComedy Amen to that.

    • @b-17flyingfortress34
      @b-17flyingfortress34 3 роки тому +30

      @@lockheedmartin2112 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what era aircraft are you from?

    • @lockheedmartin2112
      @lockheedmartin2112 3 роки тому +27

      @@b-17flyingfortress34 Vietnam.

    • @lockheedmartin2112
      @lockheedmartin2112 3 роки тому +24

      @@b-17flyingfortress34 Hey Dad, why can't they add me in War Thunder? Am I ugly?

  • @imana3808
    @imana3808 3 роки тому +690

    *“We can’t die, we are main characters.”*

    • @obamareloadsyt629
      @obamareloadsyt629 3 роки тому +7

      Call sign Badger01 THEPLANEGUY *understable have a great day*

    • @albertsitompul5520
      @albertsitompul5520 3 роки тому +3

      10:40 to be continued

    • @silvertalon007
      @silvertalon007 3 роки тому +2

      plot armor ftw

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 3 роки тому +8

      Main characters can only be wounded by the main villain that's a well known fact. Alltho in war movies main characters die unceremoniously in the end for easy closure.

  • @PhlyDaily
    @PhlyDaily 3 роки тому +3306

    YASSSSS HEARL PARBOUR

    • @troutwarrior6735
      @troutwarrior6735 3 роки тому +52

      Hearl Parbour!

    • @jacobs279
      @jacobs279 3 роки тому +13

      God bless America

    • @mr_boo.
      @mr_boo. 3 роки тому +18

      Hourl Pearbour

    • @tinylp7475
      @tinylp7475 3 роки тому +20

      Phly I just watched ur video, WTF are you doing here? Did not know that the WT family had a good connection!

    • @klaboonk7167
      @klaboonk7167 3 роки тому +4

      Hearl parbour lol

  • @MDzmitry
    @MDzmitry 3 роки тому +469

    "Oh carbonara!" - some poor italian fighter pilot, circa 1941

    • @luomodiroiano6829
      @luomodiroiano6829 3 роки тому +15

      Fun fact: carbonara is a typical pasta dish made with eggs and meat

    • @MDzmitry
      @MDzmitry 3 роки тому +7

      @@luomodiroiano6829 thanks, but I've already checked what it is lol

    • @luomodiroiano6829
      @luomodiroiano6829 3 роки тому +3

      @@MDzmitry oh ok

    • @MDzmitry
      @MDzmitry 3 роки тому +5

      @@luomodiroiano6829 but thanks, I love the fact you wanted to let me know a bit more

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 3 роки тому +2

      You forgot 'probably'

  • @englandismycity181
    @englandismycity181 3 роки тому +430

    "What did they do in Singapore?"
    "Oh Yes quickly, surrender."

    • @Randomvideos-zi7pe
      @Randomvideos-zi7pe 3 роки тому +4

      XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sbs8898a.mp4
      @sbs8898a.mp4 2 роки тому +3

      As a person in Singapore I felt kinda awkward lol

    • @arandomfinnin1941
      @arandomfinnin1941 2 роки тому +5

      They were in 1941, ain't no goddamn way they knew about the Japanese invading Singapore in 1942

    • @englandismycity181
      @englandismycity181 2 роки тому

      @@arandomfinnin1941 Oh yeah, time travellers 😳😳

  • @janekzdunek124
    @janekzdunek124 3 роки тому +235

    Nobody:
    Squire: so we're going to use shovel as steering column

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +51

      Haha! It's the most commented thing!

    • @stevetheduck1425
      @stevetheduck1425 3 роки тому +1

      Spade-grip for Spitfires, antlers for the Lancaster, come on chaps!

    • @garretthelmick6431
      @garretthelmick6431 3 роки тому

      Used sledgehammers when they were flying the bombers 😂

    • @Capt.SlightlyBlueBeard
      @Capt.SlightlyBlueBeard 2 роки тому +1

      Good ol British engineering for you, since in the event you happen to crash behind enemy lines, you can use the steering column to beat the enemy to death before you are captured and forced to build bridges, which you can also use the steering column for.

  • @kingsilas3467
    @kingsilas3467 3 роки тому +769

    I love that the plane joystick is a shovel. purely ingenious!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +188

      High quality props is our thing.

    • @cujotwentysix7519
      @cujotwentysix7519 3 роки тому +23

      @@SquireComedy you might want to clarify that you'd used a spade

    • @PetarJovanovic993
      @PetarJovanovic993 3 роки тому +24

      Sometimes their genius is... it's almost frightening.

    • @antonycharnock2993
      @antonycharnock2993 3 роки тому +2

      Looks like a hatchet job to me...

    • @unclejohnbulleit2671
      @unclejohnbulleit2671 3 роки тому +3

      I almost shot my prostrate out my ass laughing when I saw the stick/shovel handle....

  • @williamclark4816
    @williamclark4816 3 роки тому +543

    Bill sounds like he's having a stroke when he tries to impersonate that stuttering dude.

    • @tonyromano6220
      @tonyromano6220 3 роки тому +18

      Is that what he was doing? LOL!

    • @ristinritarit
      @ristinritarit 2 роки тому +10

      Wait, what!? That was stuttering? He definedly sounded like he was having a stroke.

    • @seanassociateproductions1691
      @seanassociateproductions1691 2 роки тому +5

      I thought he was like pretending to fall asleep or something, that is not what a stutter sounds like

  • @Sledgehammer1944
    @Sledgehammer1944 3 роки тому +346

    Its funny how there were two real pilots "George Welch" and "Kenneth Taylor" who fought off Japanese Zeroes at Pearl and their story was far more interesting than the movie was.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +92

      Bloody agree with that.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 3 роки тому +22

      Or how the movie tries to steal away Thach Weave as if it was invented by movie protagonists when they were in training before the war "playing chicken" and has nothing to do with a man it is named after...

    • @Nachtsider
      @Nachtsider 3 роки тому +12

      Welch and Taylor were heroic, but they got one Zero (Kaga fighter) at most during the fighting at Pearl. The bulk of their seven kills were unescorted dive bombers.

    • @tictoc3148
      @tictoc3148 3 роки тому +17

      @@Nachtsider that's probably because the dive bombers were more of a threat to the fleet, u try sinking a battle ship with machine gun touting zero pmsl

    • @Nachtsider
      @Nachtsider 3 роки тому +8

      @@tictoc3148 Actually they engaged the dive bombers over the airfields, not the fleet, only long after the Japanese had already delivered their ordnance, and were on their way home. The 250kg bombs carried by the Aichi D3As were poor weapons to use against battleships; not one of the battleships sunk at Pearl was taken out by dive bombers alone.

  • @sir-stash6749
    @sir-stash6749 3 роки тому +87

    “Wait what am I watching? That doesn’t look very accurate” two words “war” “thunder”

  • @americansoviet9908
    @americansoviet9908 3 роки тому +1442

    Still more realistic than the real movie

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +259

      Correct.

    • @rickgrimes_69420
      @rickgrimes_69420 3 роки тому +9

      yes but white tiger is urod now

    • @thatsmabhoy
      @thatsmabhoy 3 роки тому +8

      Couldn’t be hard! Although there’s no leading lady? Maybe this wasn’t filmed at the weekend?

    • @dragonsword7370
      @dragonsword7370 3 роки тому +15

      Right? The idea they could take off in a B-25 under 500 feet with Alec Baldwin on it?! Lol.

    • @afailureofaanimator6744
      @afailureofaanimator6744 3 роки тому +10

      Just watch tora tora

  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +1178

    This one took me years to edit. I started in 2020. We sincerely hope you enjoy the show chaps, and we can only apologise if you're asleep by the end of it. Any ideas on some more films we could rip-off? I'm open to suggestions!

  • @vegas426
    @vegas426 3 роки тому +95

    Imagine that scene where the general is like "If you want to go on this mission, step forward" and they all step forward, and I can't help but imagine how awkward it would be if one of them didn't.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +29

      Hahaha!

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU 3 роки тому +8

      Could be worst, if they all step backward instead of you, which automatically make you a 'volunteer'.

  • @netassassin8166
    @netassassin8166 3 роки тому +73

    the pun where it said "anything but a lancaster will dolittle." that got me

  • @somerandomguy___
    @somerandomguy___ 3 роки тому +549

    you know its gonna end up being absolutely hilarious when the title is "If (incert film here) was a british film"

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +112

      And historically accurate! Don't forget that bit!

    • @goomba0072
      @goomba0072 3 роки тому +4

      @@SquireComedy accurate as no one else can be!

    • @Galm02
      @Galm02 3 роки тому +3

      @@SquireComedy still more accurate then wt teams in rb

    • @WRUScrumhalf
      @WRUScrumhalf 3 роки тому +1

      @@Galm02 indeed! I see a tiny (but extremely powerful) and extremely fast British tank AT THE BACK LINES!

    • @PandaMan-xy1he
      @PandaMan-xy1he 3 роки тому +3

      @@Galm02 There are teams in War Thunder?! I thought those were rivals to steal kills from!

  • @Ari.Atland
    @Ari.Atland 3 роки тому +391

    Me
    "I am done procasinating for today"
    YT:
    "NO YOU AREN'T, ONE OF YOUR UA-camRS JUST RELEASED A VIDEO"

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +106

      Aha! And It's a long one, so you'll be here for bloody ages!

  • @Highice007
    @Highice007 3 роки тому +134

    "God this film is slow!" Couldn't have said it better myself. If i win the lotto, I'm sponsoring you. This is what British comedy is all about. Keep em comming. Also, I got every refrence to every war movie.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +27

      Huzzah! Thanks old chap, that means a lot. Be safe out there!

    • @ltdminer9549
      @ltdminer9549 3 роки тому +3

      Did you get the Bader reference?

    • @Highice007
      @Highice007 3 роки тому +6

      @@ltdminer9549 Douglas Bader. Yeah he was hard core. Lost his legs in a flying incident between Wars, shot down 109's with false legs straped on, and ended up at Coldits. Ever hear the joke about him talking to a girls school post war? "I was at 3,000 feet taking on several of these fokers, and managed to shoot down three of these folkers." he said. The head Mistress embarrassed told the girls that a Folkker was a German aircraft. "That may be..." replied Douglas, "but these folkers were in Messersmits." ;)

    • @ltdminer9549
      @ltdminer9549 3 роки тому +1

      @@Highice007 No, but that doesn't sound abnormal lol

  • @deutschespanzer-iv-ausf.g8374
    @deutschespanzer-iv-ausf.g8374 3 роки тому +12

    9:21
    *plane's tail got chopped off by a revolver round*
    Italian Pilot: Oh Carbonara.

  • @justanotherasian4395
    @justanotherasian4395 3 роки тому +318

    If this was British Pearl Harbor then it would be called scappa flow.

    • @MadManchou
      @MadManchou 3 роки тому +21

      Or Singapore.

    • @Vvoornth
      @Vvoornth 3 роки тому +2

      Or Taranto

    • @MadManchou
      @MadManchou 3 роки тому +6

      @@Vvoornth That's the Italian Pearl Harbor

    • @angusrendall2554
      @angusrendall2554 3 роки тому +2

      I live right next to scapa flow

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 3 роки тому +1

      @@angusrendall2554 Is the Royal Oak still there, or did time slowly remove it?

  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +311

    Also, for anyone wondering what the significance of Leftenant Henderson and Private Bryan is, take a look at "If Saving Private Ryan was a British film".
    Put simply, we enjoyed his silly voice.

    • @Hekeda
      @Hekeda 3 роки тому +3

      Nice

    • @BenTheTiger131
      @BenTheTiger131 3 роки тому +4

      What if the movie Battle of the Bulge was a British Film

    • @UnionJak
      @UnionJak 3 роки тому +3

      So many options... Top Gun, Flyboys, Memphis Bell, Battle of Britain! Oh wait that was British! Muhaha. Or what about "Iron Eagle"? Or is that too old and cheesy these days? LOL

    • @calpage6575
      @calpage6575 3 роки тому +1

      Oh ye lol

    • @martinsto8190
      @martinsto8190 3 роки тому +2

      the 1973 Film Now Where Did the 7th Company Get to? It would be nice seeing British soldiers running arcoss the French countryside after losing the rest of their division,
      Although ill be hard to pick which BEF force they came from THAT wasn't at dunkirk.

  • @Lehr-km5be
    @Lehr-km5be 3 роки тому +31

    "I'm not spending the next 4 years building a bamboo railway bridge in Burma with Alec bloody Guinness" - I see what you did there haha.

  • @vonmillardmanalastas7524
    @vonmillardmanalastas7524 3 роки тому +204

    I wonder what would happen if “Girls Und Panzer” was a british show?

    • @kurtgeraldtomada4451
      @kurtgeraldtomada4451 3 роки тому +48

      Ohh PLS DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS I DONT WANT SOME GUYS WEARING A FAKE BOOB

    • @swooftperson_08
      @swooftperson_08 3 роки тому +27

      Then I would be forced to commit a bloody war crime.

    • @Ledabot
      @Ledabot 3 роки тому +3

      Oh so much this

    • @kousand9917
      @kousand9917 3 роки тому +12

      @@kurtgeraldtomada4451 oh my God that would be way to funny

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU 3 роки тому +13

      @@kurtgeraldtomada4451 Now you've got me interestly curious.

  • @darragh8719
    @darragh8719 3 роки тому +74

    The tools for a sticks, I'm dying.

  • @Archonator
    @Archonator 3 роки тому +16

    The things such as the Douglas bader reference make this all that much better

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +5

      Not sure if many people picked up on it! But I'm glad you did, sir.

  • @pawekorczak7302
    @pawekorczak7302 3 роки тому +15

    13:00 "Sending anything other than Lancaster would doolittle"
    I see what you did here...

  • @KuroHebi
    @KuroHebi 3 роки тому +18

    9:19 as an Italian, this made me chuckle.

  • @Combatwombat-sn7ng
    @Combatwombat-sn7ng 3 роки тому +73

    10:46: Be honest, how many times did it take to nail that scene

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +30

      God I'm glad there were only a handful of people watching.

  • @maximuskiernan5688
    @maximuskiernan5688 3 роки тому +48

    The ending “Doolittle raid” should’ve been the famous Raid on Taranto with the Fairey Swordfish. I think that’s a good equivalent!

    • @RyanTheHero3
      @RyanTheHero3 3 роки тому +16

      I hope you mean Taranto. I don’t think raiding Toronto would’ve done any wonders for the allies...

    • @moron1238
      @moron1238 3 роки тому +7

      They probably returned to their base in Montreal afterwards!

    • @RyanTheHero3
      @RyanTheHero3 3 роки тому +1

      Also, 2nd comment but don’t care, Pearl Harbour actually took a lot of inspiration from this raid, so yeah it would be pretty fitting

    • @maximuskiernan5688
      @maximuskiernan5688 3 роки тому +1

      Thanks for the correction, the auto correct remains undefeated

    • @Eire_Aontaithe
      @Eire_Aontaithe 3 роки тому

      Taranto raid happened in 1940, it wouldnt fit in the film.

  • @thelieutenant7732
    @thelieutenant7732 3 роки тому +40

    You know Squire’s fallen on hard times when even their binoculars are cardboard

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +18

      We've been using them for months. Been in 3 or so videos I think!

    • @thelieutenant7732
      @thelieutenant7732 3 роки тому +1

      @@SquireComedy Ah, well it makes me nostalgic of the old Cardboard Warfare series on UA-cam seeing all of the props so perfectly fine by me.

    • @givenfirstnamefamilyfirstn3935
      @givenfirstnamefamilyfirstn3935 3 роки тому

      Better than LIDL weekly special binoculars.

  • @stanislavkos3723
    @stanislavkos3723 3 роки тому +16

    "And Sir, where are we landing?" "Have you ever build a bamboo bridge?" "No Sir." "Then you have a chance to learn it from the best ones in Asia."

  • @richardstratford7126
    @richardstratford7126 3 роки тому +111

    If Pearl Harbour was a British film, the word "harbour" would be written correctly with the letter "u" after "o"

    • @wisemankugelmemicus1701
      @wisemankugelmemicus1701 3 роки тому +4

      There isn’t a u sound. For a nation who swears they hate the French, you do love their antiquated language rules

    • @richardstratford7126
      @richardstratford7126 3 роки тому +9

      @@wisemankugelmemicus1701 our sheen Thedish sprach doesn't need the words from the French and doesn't need their writing laws. Since now on we will write herebeorg like our forebears did!

    • @ohitsrusher842
      @ohitsrusher842 3 роки тому +3

      Imagine being so full of yourself you call the way you write definitively better then the way someone else writes when they mean the exact same thing.

    • @richardstratford7126
      @richardstratford7126 3 роки тому

      @@ohitsrusher842 imagine being so touched by this statement that you don't even recognise it as an obvious joke

    • @ohitsrusher842
      @ohitsrusher842 3 роки тому

      @@richardstratford7126 To quote you 'written correctly' I'd understand if the joke was about who rights it correctly but it was just a joke about a name change

  • @icecreamtonk786
    @icecreamtonk786 3 роки тому +124

    If anything was a British film.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +42

      We'll run out of films to rip-off eventually.

    • @pogdog5858
      @pogdog5858 3 роки тому +6

      @@SquireComedy if jojo rabit was a bri ish film

    • @icecreamtonk786
      @icecreamtonk786 3 роки тому +3

      @@SquireComedy Just re-run some old rip-offs.

    • @cubie3835
      @cubie3835 3 роки тому +7

      @@SquireComedy if Top Gun was a british film, but with Harriers

    • @mrforest6404
      @mrforest6404 3 роки тому +1

      @squire if 1914 was an American film (sorry If the film title is wrong)

  • @hanojwale8600
    @hanojwale8600 3 роки тому +27

    Looks like the ,,Royal Airforce" turned into the ,,Royal Gardentoolforce"

  • @grumples1517
    @grumples1517 3 роки тому +16

    The puns are on point. "Ohh, Focker!" and I laughed out loud with the I-Tie fighters

    • @jamesandrews8698
      @jamesandrews8698 7 місяців тому

      dont forget "i hate these italians with their slanty eyes"
      "i think you mean ITALICS"

  • @dominikmajer689
    @dominikmajer689 3 роки тому +49

    This piece of British cinematography is breathtaking!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +8

      Many thanks, chap.

    • @melonmusk6464
      @melonmusk6464 3 роки тому +4

      Moral of the movie: Rule Brittania

    • @0Panzerjunkie0
      @0Panzerjunkie0 3 роки тому +2

      @@melonmusk6464 yasss all those little countries who left the empire aren't doing very good ruling themselves they should come back especially those Yanks...

  • @simplymarshal1167
    @simplymarshal1167 3 роки тому +68

    "private byran" ok so is this a shared cinematic universe?

    • @___axg96___63
      @___axg96___63 3 роки тому +7

      The joke is that the actor in that part of Pearl Harbor was also the SSgt in Saving Private Ryan

    • @slavnugget2744
      @slavnugget2744 3 роки тому

      Priviet tavarish marshal

    • @kousand9917
      @kousand9917 3 роки тому +1

      War thunder cinematic universe: where litterly nothing makes sense

  • @Wolfboy_109
    @Wolfboy_109 3 роки тому +14

    As Italian pilot always said:
    OH CARBONARA!

  • @thebudgieadmiral5140
    @thebudgieadmiral5140 3 роки тому +7

    14:04 The hand moved on its own.

  • @localpanzer2775
    @localpanzer2775 3 роки тому +142

    Fun fact: most of the people who post/read comments haven't finished watching the video.

  • @comm___4871
    @comm___4871 3 роки тому +62

    If it where a British film the RAF would’ve intercepted them because they knew how to use radar

    • @raditya5663
      @raditya5663 3 роки тому +1

      @@space_designs because taranto

    • @nickdanger3802
      @nickdanger3802 3 роки тому +2

      The USA was not at war with Japan when the aircraft were detected Einstein.

    • @nickdanger3802
      @nickdanger3802 3 роки тому

      @@space_designs Comm___

    • @spannerpasser
      @spannerpasser 3 роки тому +2

      @@space_designs the attacks carried out by the Japanese against the British and Americans were coordinated to start at the same time but because Pearl Harbor is on the other side of the international date line some of the attacks took place on Dec 8th.
      Britain and Japan weren’t at war until the attack on Hong Kong and the landings in Malaysia which happened on the 8th December.

    • @willyjimmy8881
      @willyjimmy8881 2 роки тому

      Ouch

  • @jaredthebest47
    @jaredthebest47 3 роки тому +10

    “We’ve only been in this war for two years, and already we’re in danger of being attacked!” Underrated line

  • @lkvideos7181
    @lkvideos7181 3 роки тому +7

    14:11 I love how the carrier co is like: "Bloody hell, get out of the way stupid bombers. You ain't even supposed to travel at sea, that's our lane !"

  • @Matt-ls1ng
    @Matt-ls1ng 3 роки тому +8

    I love how he’s flying a plane with a shovel, also bills radar sounds are spot on

  • @vittoriovaglio2031
    @vittoriovaglio2031 3 роки тому +15

    Nice to have worked with you Squire!

  • @reecedawson6113
    @reecedawson6113 3 роки тому +10

    “Oh carbonara” is the best line

  • @stormriderhd
    @stormriderhd 3 роки тому +4

    2:36 oh look a shovel

  • @jamesharding3459
    @jamesharding3459 3 роки тому +17

    Last time I was this early, the Japanese hadn't bombed a bunch of Spruance-class destroyers in 1941.

  • @SchlueterMan
    @SchlueterMan 3 роки тому +84

    As an American, the "u" in harbor is giving me an allergic reaction

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +74

      You knew the deal as soon as you subscribed! Welcome to the new British Empire.

    • @sonofcaesar8857
      @sonofcaesar8857 3 роки тому +7

      @@SquireComedy I thought I was a part of the squidonian empire

    • @spamuraigranatabru1149
      @spamuraigranatabru1149 3 роки тому +5

      @@sonofcaesar8857 They're one in the same. Just not officially for legal reasons to sell copies in America.

    • @nickdanger3802
      @nickdanger3802 3 роки тому +1

      @@SquireComedy Dunkirk French: Dunkerque

  • @woutvlaemicnk4991
    @woutvlaemicnk4991 3 роки тому +4

    13:30 The props are absolutely rocking it, he's flying with a goddamn hammer!

  • @wolfoman28
    @wolfoman28 3 роки тому +6

    0:08 "great flying dad" xD

  • @theincrediblefox
    @theincrediblefox 3 роки тому +20

    When War Thunder finally gets subs, there just _has_ to be a "If Das Boot was a british film".

    • @noskill7272
      @noskill7272 3 роки тому +1

      I agree that would be great

  • @sooz7256
    @sooz7256 3 роки тому +4

    Don't forget that pear harbour was inspired by the british attack on the italian fleet at taranto. The japanese naval attache watched the whole thing and took notes

  • @zachboyd4749
    @zachboyd4749 3 роки тому +13

    Ah yes, everyone knows how much the Italian Navy was known for their tide turning aircraft carrier fleets!

  • @martdoetspellenl5749
    @martdoetspellenl5749 3 роки тому +7

    I'm now just waiting for "if a bridge too far was an even more British movie"

  • @fraulens
    @fraulens 3 роки тому +6

    "Oh Carbonara"
    As an Italian, I died here! :D

  • @KruhlSentru
    @KruhlSentru 3 роки тому +12

    Once again, only on this channel would I actually watch the advertisement at the end. Not only a great skit about the movie, but also another bonus skit about bond and [insert product here].

  • @clickivids6556
    @clickivids6556 3 роки тому +12

    I completely cracked up when the Japanese "yoooooooo" sound popped up, jolly good video chaps.

    • @CNMikado
      @CNMikado 3 роки тому +1

      What’s it from?

  • @nomad2305
    @nomad2305 3 роки тому +12

    I almost spat out my tea when that "nurse" came on lol fuckin hell Squire.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +5

      He's fully qualified. Just not as nurse, if you catch my drift.

  • @cedronishii8542
    @cedronishii8542 3 роки тому +5

    The B-17s sound effects are so funny.

  • @JSMEsq
    @JSMEsq 3 роки тому +16

    “Two videos a month” they said

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +17

      In my defense, this one is the length of two.

    • @Wanys123
      @Wanys123 3 роки тому +1

      You misunderstood... it was two months for a video.

    • @JSMEsq
      @JSMEsq 3 роки тому +1

      @@Wanys123 well that would make a lot more sense

  • @nomad2629
    @nomad2629 3 роки тому +2

    13:49 wait that's just a sledgehammer that's going to go right through a zero

  • @hiroshibieren4257
    @hiroshibieren4257 3 роки тому +2

    I just love the board at the back in 12:19
    "So how many bombs do you want to carry?"
    Danny and his aircrew: *Y E S*

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 3 роки тому +15

    Smashing performance as always, makes you proud to be British.

  • @alexdivision4320
    @alexdivision4320 3 роки тому +7

    Wow performing anti aircraft with small arms? I didn't know Rimmy's grandfather was in Malta for the war

  • @judgedread9724
    @judgedread9724 3 роки тому +5

    'We can't die, we're main characters.' No one from Game of Thrones ever.

  • @jurassicjack3320
    @jurassicjack3320 3 роки тому +8

    That is one of the most entertaining ads for a sponsor I have ever seen.

  • @UnionJak
    @UnionJak 3 роки тому +6

    I really enjoyed "If Red Tails was a British Film". But this even BETTER! Thank you!!! LOL

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  3 роки тому +3

      I'm glad you thought so, chap. Thanks for the support!

  • @jmace5964
    @jmace5964 3 роки тому +4

    Omg the shovel handles for the ring grip stick lmao. Mint.

  • @thebritishempire3975
    @thebritishempire3975 3 роки тому +11

    "No. You're on our side! It's 1941!"

    • @Pizzafreak2007
      @Pizzafreak2007 3 роки тому +2

      Was zum Teufel macht ihr Idioten! Ihr seid doch auf unserer Seite! Es ist erst 1941! Haaaaaa. Klassisches War thunder. As a German it was really funny to listen to that lol. And translate this.

  • @mr.galactic8064
    @mr.galactic8064 3 роки тому +4

    8:23- Steve also known as PhlyDaily

  • @justaminiguy6554
    @justaminiguy6554 3 роки тому +4

    This is the best one by far, Squire! Especially loved the Lancaster bit at the end
    All we would need now would be If Midway Was A British Film (Featuring the Fairey Swordfish and the Bismarck)

    • @MrSleepy677
      @MrSleepy677 3 роки тому +1

      Don't forget to add Sabaton.

    • @justaminiguy6554
      @justaminiguy6554 3 роки тому

      @@MrSleepy677 yes of course! How could I forget?

  • @jondaniels4325
    @jondaniels4325 3 роки тому +7

    Please do more movie parodies, you're amazing! I wouldn't mind another Connery Bond film😂

  • @wayneantoniazzi2706
    @wayneantoniazzi2706 3 роки тому +4

    Well done boys! I enjoyed YOUR "Pearl Harbor" a hell of a lot more than the original!
    What can I say? After watching that abomination the wife and I walked out to the car, she looked at me, I looked at her, and then asked: "So. Do YOU want to start, or should I?"
    Sometimes it's rough knowing too much.

  • @Alopex1
    @Alopex1 3 роки тому +3

    13:01: "But to send anything other than a Lancaster would Doolittle." See what you did there :D
    Friggin' brilliant as always. Loved the Italians, Vittorio did a great job. "Oh carbonara" had me in stitches :-P

  • @kazibazi
    @kazibazi 3 роки тому +4

    The snoring character bears a striking resemblance to a certain mailman named Dag-Otto, from Swedish theatre comedy.

  • @PhotriusPyrelus
    @PhotriusPyrelus 3 роки тому +3

    "Oh, hang on, I got one, I bloody got one! Ah ha! Oh Fokke..."
    LOL.

  • @phlyphan1083
    @phlyphan1083 3 роки тому +2

    what a gem, and a long one too

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 3 роки тому +2

    0:47 I always loved the sound of the Welsh language...

  • @PatrioticEdits
    @PatrioticEdits 3 роки тому +7

    Next: if Bismark was a British movie

  • @admirald4nk558
    @admirald4nk558 3 роки тому +3

    i love it when bill has an aneurysm every time he speaks lmao

  • @ismeza76
    @ismeza76 Рік тому

    This channel/ series took me so much to find agian i remember watching this as a kid and loved the funny commentary!

  • @vanguardactual1
    @vanguardactual1 3 роки тому

    Awesome video/meme as usual! Love it Squire & all your help.

  • @zephyrstrains2842
    @zephyrstrains2842 3 роки тому +4

    It’s been said before and I’ll say it again. Squire has an amazing radio voice.

  • @klipsfilmsmelbourne
    @klipsfilmsmelbourne 3 роки тому +12

    I was expecting what if greyhound was a British film

    • @krakenite8444
      @krakenite8444 3 роки тому

      Yes please.

    • @klipsfilmsmelbourne
      @klipsfilmsmelbourne 3 роки тому +3

      @@krakenite8444 it has to be done in world of warships and war thunder footage

    • @givenfirstnamefamilyfirstn3935
      @givenfirstnamefamilyfirstn3935 3 роки тому

      With Jack Hawkins and sausages.

    • @givenfirstnamefamilyfirstn3935
      @givenfirstnamefamilyfirstn3935 3 роки тому

      @@klipsfilmsmelbourne The Cruel Sea. Greyhound was a remake of a British movie. In the Cruel Sea the evil second in command was obsessed with sausages ‘Snorkers!’. ua-cam.com/video/YBZcE69_5a8/v-deo.html

  • @sarahhutchinson7877
    @sarahhutchinson7877 3 роки тому +1

    Man i was having a crappy day yall made me smile thank you.... you guys are very talented Much Love From Texas

  • @thecouchpotato7517
    @thecouchpotato7517 3 роки тому +1

    Dat intro tho
    "*great flying dad!!*"

  • @ktjmitchell7722
    @ktjmitchell7722 3 роки тому +7

    How do I know it’s a British Film? He put a U into Harbor

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 3 роки тому +2

      You have it the wrong way.
      We know its an american film whennthey leave the U out of stuff

    • @ohitsrusher842
      @ohitsrusher842 3 роки тому

      @@sugarnads 'The wrong way' lmao

  • @kaltenstein7718
    @kaltenstein7718 3 роки тому +10

    More like "what if Tora Tora Tora" was a british film

  • @hoarsuh8173
    @hoarsuh8173 3 роки тому +1

    my god the improvement in content is astonishing its always great seeing any of your uploads!

  • @justanotherviewer52
    @justanotherviewer52 3 роки тому

    A joy to watch as always. Thanks guys.

  • @erichharding8777
    @erichharding8777 3 роки тому +5

    “We can’t die! We’re main characters!”

  • @uptank8461
    @uptank8461 3 роки тому +3

    we've got to protect our maltesers had me dying of laughter XD

  • @rossdunn6957
    @rossdunn6957 3 роки тому +1

    Great work squire keep up the good work

  • @unstoppablegames4779
    @unstoppablegames4779 2 роки тому

    love these short skits or whatever u call them,they are awesome

  • @GaryJones69420
    @GaryJones69420 3 роки тому +4

    Absolutely Spiffing old chap

  • @LoveRacking151
    @LoveRacking151 3 роки тому +3

    yess

  • @hellofellowhumans9353
    @hellofellowhumans9353 3 роки тому

    The dialogue is so well done. Same with everything else of course.

  • @anziobricks44
    @anziobricks44 3 роки тому

    Of course I’m late to the most high quality film I’ve ever seen. Such amazing props and acting. Bravo.