INSTANT PRISON ESCAPE CHALLENGE - PRISON ARCHITECT is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits !?!

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  • Опубліковано 15 лип 2020
  • Welcome to prison architect! The Greatest Prison Management Tycoon Simulator ever created. Not only can you create and manage your own prisons you can also escape from your own prisons or community designed prisons. In todays video we will be exploiting prison architect by doing the Instant prison escape challenge. We will be able to get out of some of the most complicated prisons simply by no clipping through the walls. So is prison architect a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. Or will the spiffing brit be able to use some video game exploits to Complete this Instant prison escape challenge. Today we will be playing on the new Island bound update and trying to escape Alcatraz! Spoilers its surprisingly easy!
    What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
    So sit back relax and enjoy this Prison Architect instant escape only challenge! How on earth can one english bugger beat A Prison simulator with the instant prison escape challenge!!
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    Title: INSTANT PRISON ESCAPE CHALLENGE - PRISON ARCHITECT is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits !?!
    Last Prison Architect Video: Prison Architect IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Infinite Wardens Is Broken!!
    #funny #Escape #Exploit
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  • @jeffhughes1318
    @jeffhughes1318 4 роки тому +3476

    "The island is surrounded by water" - a surprisingly common feature of islands is that Spiff.

    • @countluke2334
      @countluke2334 3 роки тому +162

      Being british, it really shouldn't surprise him.

    • @GromDarkwater
      @GromDarkwater 3 роки тому +36

      @@countluke2334 look up the Isle of Thanet in England. It's an Island. It's not surrounded by water

    • @edward3812
      @edward3812 3 роки тому +11

      Never see a lava island?

    • @2727daqwid
      @2727daqwid 3 роки тому +18

      @@countluke2334 oh no, it should. Everyone knows that Britain is the whole world.

    • @tornadotaylor8956
      @tornadotaylor8956 3 роки тому +10

      Everythings surrounded by water, except for Australia... Australia doesnt exist, neither does new Zealand

  • @obamagaming7909
    @obamagaming7909 4 роки тому +2646

    "hey you hear about the new prisoner?"
    "the one that broke every single shower head on his first day for no reason?"
    "yeah, that one"
    "what a badass"
    "damn I wish I were as cool as him"

    • @CharlesBalester
      @CharlesBalester 4 роки тому +187

      Same energy as tilting every painting in the hallway of the enemy who you hate the most

    • @firstname4097
      @firstname4097 4 роки тому +67

      Or taking the time to travel through a movie theater and put every toilet seat and lid down (provided they have lids), and run them out of toilet paper and hand soap

    • @GTFODeathknight
      @GTFODeathknight 4 роки тому +95

      "you heard about that guy who burned down that prison"
      "yeah, why?"
      " What a loser"

    • @kaivirin
      @kaivirin 4 роки тому +114

      "I hope he'll get us into his gang"
      "Yeah, oh look, that's him! Wait, what is he doing-"
      "Holy shit, he just phased through a wall!"
      "WHAT THE FUCK!"

    • @FilmsNerf2
      @FilmsNerf2 4 роки тому +13

      @@CharlesBalester True monsters do that.

  • @coconoisette
    @coconoisette 2 роки тому +923

    *Random inmate, pointing at another prisonner:* Who's that?
    *His friend:* That's Tough Jeff, he was there for 20 years, you could say he rules the prison by now. He has been caught with weapons 637 times, started 28 riots and killed half a dozed guards.
    *Random inmate:* And that?
    *His friend, shaking:* That's Langdon, he arrived yesterday, we don't talk about him

    • @friendlyfire3412
      @friendlyfire3412 2 роки тому +47

      He speedrunned his escape

    • @doozy5184
      @doozy5184 Рік тому +15

      Langdon is just built different

    • @robert.7230
      @robert.7230 Рік тому +17

      ​@@friendlyfire3412 he escaped then came back to yell at the guards about how bad the security is.

    • @Squimward
      @Squimward 9 місяців тому

      Soapy punch

  • @robdom91
    @robdom91 3 роки тому +730

    - Hey, boss weren't you arrested like 4 hours ago? You went to prison! How are you already here, back at the hideout?
    - I escaped.
    - What? From The Rock? How?!
    - Well, it all started with me going in the showers and learning how to lunge...

    • @doggo_woo
      @doggo_woo 2 роки тому +5

      Apparently the dumb idiots thought that having a wall be 1 meter in height was a good idea.

    • @straythrawn7861
      @straythrawn7861 2 роки тому +27

      And it all ended with me learning how to phase through matter

  • @ArathirCz
    @ArathirCz 4 роки тому +1179

    Punches few shower heads - reputation: god. Burns down entire prison with one lighter - reputation: +1. :)

    • @johngleeman8347
      @johngleeman8347 4 роки тому +136

      I would respect (fear) a dude that spent an hour smashing his fists into metal shower heads and windows just because he could. XD

    • @rakhtherion6845
      @rakhtherion6845 4 роки тому +103

      Yeah. Anyone can burn down a prison filled with stone walls with a lighter, but punching metal shower heads with your bare hands??? That's the real badass.

    • @mariapilgrim7399
      @mariapilgrim7399 4 роки тому +13

      Bruh

    • @sandychen1381
      @sandychen1381 3 роки тому +2

      Op

  • @geoffjones2379
    @geoffjones2379 4 роки тому +1914

    "If you dont vote you go to prison"....good thing im watching how to break out LOOL

    • @mrappu2884
      @mrappu2884 4 роки тому +14

      ha

    • @vikrambhaktha4470
      @vikrambhaktha4470 4 роки тому +92

      @@thespiffingbrit The power of Yorkshire tea

    • @Tuturial464
      @Tuturial464 4 роки тому +8

      Exploits the prison

    • @SkidIncGaming
      @SkidIncGaming 4 роки тому +28

      But he said "Failure not to vote, will mean you will be sent to prison." so voting gets you sent to prison, not not voting.

    • @bbrdbr
      @bbrdbr 4 роки тому +36

      @@SkidIncGaming The English language is a perfectly balanced game

  • @NyxInfernal
    @NyxInfernal 3 роки тому +736

    I like to imagine Spiff looking for stock images and typing things like: "Clown in suit", "Boomer with computer and hands up", "Fedora man winking", oh and we can't forget "Gamer guy screaming/angry" and it always makes me laugh for some reason.

    • @Cheepchipsable
      @Cheepchipsable 2 роки тому +16

      I'm pretty sure someone else does all that in editing. There really only seems to be a few dozen photos used most of the time.

    • @bork661
      @bork661 2 роки тому +19

      Those are created by him, if you look closely the watermark is a tea and the name is spiffco

    • @sarchlalaith8836
      @sarchlalaith8836 2 роки тому +3

      Yup, that too lass

    • @DownHillgamer
      @DownHillgamer 2 роки тому +1

      Lmao same

    • @DJFRITTZ
      @DJFRITTZ Рік тому +1

      he got in trouble with shutterstock in his early days and decided to be a cheeky bugger about it

  • @gabrielfranzini977
    @gabrielfranzini977 Рік тому +184

    Spiff: Failure to vote will get you sent to prison.
    Also Spiff: *shows how to obtain godly powers and scape prison*

    • @casperl6437
      @casperl6437 Рік тому +1

      He's done that on porpus

    • @augustrempelewert4377
      @augustrempelewert4377 Рік тому +2

      He actually said "failure NOT to vote" would get you sent to prison.
      That's why I didn't vote. I didn't want to go to prison, even if it IS easy to escape from.

    • @Its_me_6
      @Its_me_6 5 місяців тому

      If you get god powers from entering prison, is it that bad

  • @Nota-Skaven
    @Nota-Skaven 4 роки тому +341

    "the island is surrounded by water!" - Sir Spiff Co The Magnificent
    compared to those islands surrounded by land
    3:08

    • @BlackLiger788
      @BlackLiger788 4 роки тому +7

      Well you could surround it with lava ;)

    • @chillbro1010
      @chillbro1010 4 роки тому +10

      If you have an island in a lake, the lake is surrounded by land and therefor the island is technically surrounded by land. *sip*

    • @singulator2291
      @singulator2291 4 роки тому +3

      or an island in the air a sky island

    • @nigredoooalgown6245
      @nigredoooalgown6245 4 роки тому +3

      @@singulator2291 Isn't there water in the air tough?

    • @theubiquitouspotato
      @theubiquitouspotato 3 роки тому +1

      Rhode island dude its 3 side water then about 3000 miles to the Pacific.

  • @atomiclight8574
    @atomiclight8574 4 роки тому +892

    Local spiffy man arrested for showing people how to break out of prison.
    UPDATE: He has escaped!

    • @bettertelevision968
      @bettertelevision968 4 роки тому +38

      UPDATE: he phased through the walls and end up in the center of the earth

    • @Thecarianknight
      @Thecarianknight 4 роки тому +8

      Its our duty to free him!

    • @turnerd20
      @turnerd20 4 роки тому +12

      he has the power of Yorkshire tea, he cannot be confined against his will

    • @llamacamping4392
      @llamacamping4392 4 роки тому +9

      Update spiffy is now on the run from the coffee police and the chase is heating up

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 4 роки тому +14

      UPDATE 2:They caught him again, using some sort of tea as bait, he them promptly escaped again, only to get caught again due to the EXACT same bait.

  • @thesteelrodent1796
    @thesteelrodent1796 2 роки тому +204

    The difference between the two DLC is that the Psych Ward was originally developed by Double 11 for the Xbox version of the game, and then ported to PC while Introversion still had the game. It is very well done, even if it has some very minor issues, but the Island DLC was made by Paradox right after they bought the IP, which is why it's far more expensive, rushed, and full of errors. The problems you're showing off are all things Paradox introduced because they hamfisted new content into the game despite not being familiar with the code. The escape mode is however not the focus of the game, which is also why it's so utter broken. Paradox has added a bunch of stuff, much of it pointless, to the game, along with a ton of bugs and bad decisions, and for a long time it wasn't possible to play it all without constant crashes

  • @mistprowen3157
    @mistprowen3157 3 роки тому +215

    I love how his review is still the top review on the DLC's store page and has several hundred steam awards

    • @diagofox1
      @diagofox1 2 роки тому +4

      Still is lol

    • @RicardoGantusa
      @RicardoGantusa Рік тому +2

      @@diagofox1 2022 an its only 2nd on the list now. but it still has 1000s of upvotes compared to the top so its still a win :D

    • @Astroman10
      @Astroman10 Рік тому

      And now Paradox pays him! The Spiff’s powers know no bounds!

    • @fnfreddo2151
      @fnfreddo2151 2 місяці тому

      @@RicardoGantusa its 3rd now lol

  • @Lawgamer411
    @Lawgamer411 4 роки тому +800

    PRISONS HATE HIM!
    Learn how ONE MAN escaped prison in ONLY 4 HOURS.

    • @saggy7844
      @saggy7844 3 роки тому +4

      Info graphics show

    • @user-iv8fp7do2g
      @user-iv8fp7do2g 3 роки тому +4

      IN REAL LIFE!!

    • @Sever0n
      @Sever0n 2 роки тому +4

      WARDENS HATE THIS TRICK

    • @rupert_1491
      @rupert_1491 Рік тому

      PRISONS HATE HIM!
      Learn how one man turned a prison into a star

  • @corvette68
    @corvette68 4 роки тому +506

    "The island is surrounded by water" -Spiff 2020

    • @DanersMann
      @DanersMann 4 роки тому +6

      I just realised the joke haha!

    • @smolneko9294
      @smolneko9294 4 роки тому +4

      "australia is both an island and a continent" - probably some historian

    • @colossalchad4249
      @colossalchad4249 4 роки тому

      These comments arent funny. Just repeating what they say and adding the year its from.

    • @smolneko9294
      @smolneko9294 4 роки тому +2

      @@colossalchad4249 do you think your addition is any funnier?

    • @colossalchad4249
      @colossalchad4249 4 роки тому +1

      @@smolneko9294 wasn't trying to be funny

  • @bobbilder9967
    @bobbilder9967 2 роки тому +85

    About 5:40 The shower thing is all about prison rep itself not damage.... Most fights in prison are generally done in the shower areas (less guards) so i'm assuming thats what the devs had in mind, People starting fights during shower time 🤷‍♂️

  • @theshadowaspect8678
    @theshadowaspect8678 3 роки тому +176

    Spiff: *Shows a clip of spiff phasing through walls at the beginning of the video*
    Also spiff: which one am I going to do, 2 other options or phasing through walls.

  • @Earlington421
    @Earlington421 4 роки тому +331

    Theory: The spiffing brit actually owns Yorkshire tea and his whole channel is an advertisement

  • @SylviaBellefeuille
    @SylviaBellefeuille 4 роки тому +334

    Spiff: Wants a raid sponsor
    Me: Of course they won't sponsor you, you will find some way to exploit the game

    • @NolePTR
      @NolePTR 3 роки тому +5

      Even RAID has standards.

    • @thenumber27issomehowtaken
      @thenumber27issomehowtaken 3 роки тому +30

      @@NolePTR no they don’t

    • @Kinja427
      @Kinja427 3 роки тому +4

      @@thenumber27issomehowtaken At least you can play for free. If they didn’t have standards it would be one of those thumb print scam apps.

    • @qwoolrat
      @qwoolrat 3 роки тому +2

      im sure there are a lot of bugs because even the game testers wouldn't play raid

    • @waltrz
      @waltrz 3 роки тому +3

      They don’t want their UA-camrs actually PLAYING the game, they just want them promoting it.

  • @gperrin9050
    @gperrin9050 2 роки тому +42

    Prison Guard: He phased through the wall
    Warden: He phased through the wall!?
    Prison Guard: look out of the window
    Warden: *looks*My God! He's running about 200mph!

  • @blainewheaton9679
    @blainewheaton9679 3 роки тому +37

    I didn’t vote and was sent to prison. Thanks to the tutorial on phasing through reality, this was only a minor inconvenience! Thanks Spiff!

  • @cptkakise6958
    @cptkakise6958 4 роки тому +219

    Hackers in Hollywood movies: "Annnnnd I'm in !"
    Spiff: "Hello there my name is the spiffing brit and today I am going to hack into you"

    • @mskwaawarrior
      @mskwaawarrior 4 роки тому +1

      Underrated

    • @jogzyg2036
      @jogzyg2036 4 роки тому +6

      Computers are perfectly balanced machines with no exploits (excluding phishing only challenge)

    • @bigbobtank1563
      @bigbobtank1563 4 роки тому

      Whatsupp me guges

    • @faiz7752
      @faiz7752 4 роки тому +1

      Hackers in Hollywood movies: "Annnnnd I'm in !"
      Spiff: "Annnnnd I'm out !"

    • @euanstewart4563
      @euanstewart4563 4 роки тому

      Does fire still entirely break the game's ai?

  • @erikblarg5498
    @erikblarg5498 4 роки тому +132

    " i dont think i can actually melt through concrete." -Spiff, after having melted through many many walls that were clearly half brick and half concrete.. :?

    • @jacobc9221
      @jacobc9221 4 роки тому

      The chicago fire had burning water, sonce it had flammable liquids. So without the brick it won't burn, because the brick is somehow flammable.

    • @theencolony5595
      @theencolony5595 4 роки тому +9

      @@jacobc9221 the truth is that fires can only be started on "objects", like windows or showerheads. Terrain such as walls or shrubs can only be ignited by spreading, not by lighters

  • @stormeclouds7010
    @stormeclouds7010 3 роки тому +72

    Shit I found out the jump thru walls glitch like 2 years ago and kept it to myself so it wouldn’t get patched ;(

  • @severithsfavs
    @severithsfavs 2 роки тому +28

    If I was a Dev, for a game that's a bit shit, I'd pay Spiffing Brit to NOT play my game.

  • @skreimaerok7764
    @skreimaerok7764 4 роки тому +114

    Spiff: Punching showers to get points
    Guard: Hey
    Spiff: Phases through reality because why not
    Guard: 👁️👄👁️

  • @danielsd1517
    @danielsd1517 4 роки тому +143

    Spiff doesn’t need to escape the physical realm, he has already done it

    • @ACID_
      @ACID_ 4 роки тому +2

      But then he enters the realm of Reanu Keeves :O

    • @Marcus1436
      @Marcus1436 4 роки тому

      In this episode, i try to speedrun prison architect while my tea tries to stop me

    • @user-zg5hc8mi1i
      @user-zg5hc8mi1i 4 роки тому

      He has ascended to higher states of mind.

    • @changedl8r
      @changedl8r 4 роки тому

      You have it backwards. Spiff was around before time immortal, a fully formed being which chooses to manifest in physical form.

    • @Meverynoob
      @Meverynoob 4 роки тому

      All he needs is a cup of Yorkshire Tea Gold

  • @programz
    @programz 2 роки тому +76

    Spiff: "The island is surrounded by water!"
    Me: "Well that's one of the main things that make an island well.. An island!"
    Also I voted C on the voting part

  • @NanoTSTJ
    @NanoTSTJ 3 роки тому +37

    The humor in this video was the best it's ever been. The getting caught by a guard in the shower bit drove me mad with laughter. I'm a coffee drinker, but I think I'll give tea a try after watching this.

    • @rahhmennoodles338
      @rahhmennoodles338 2 роки тому +1

      Did his "I'm not a swimmer" bit mean what I think it did? If so, jeez Spiff you got some balls

  • @josephshearsmith1055
    @josephshearsmith1055 4 роки тому +207

    Spiff: Sends me to prison for not voting
    Me: Uses the Prison Escape Exploit Spiff just showed me to Escape The Prison

    • @jasonzhou8274
      @jasonzhou8274 4 роки тому +15

      Spiff said he'd send you prison for *failure to not vote* which is a double negative, meaning he'd only send you to prison if you voted.

  • @Drum-ish
    @Drum-ish 4 роки тому +48

    "Alright everyone hit the showers"
    Langdon: say no more

  • @kdawg3484
    @kdawg3484 Рік тому +11

    I enjoy that Spiff absolutely savages this, and yet Paradox is totally cool with continuing to actually sponsor him to break their games.

  • @Dheath
    @Dheath 2 роки тому +79

    they fixed it, thank you Spiffster, keep putting those game devs to the test

    • @goldkat99
      @goldkat99 2 роки тому +12

      They “fixed” it by just removing the fast forward feature.

  • @rileyschrader8285
    @rileyschrader8285 4 роки тому +50

    Actually even at regular speed, lighters can still light fires across walls somehow

    • @ultrablueberry2420
      @ultrablueberry2420 4 роки тому +1

      Well, you have a good point. But Salamanders tend to set anything on fire.

  • @Timetodie101
    @Timetodie101 4 роки тому +73

    Oh the irony of getting a Raid shadow legends ad when they won't sponsor spiff

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo 4 роки тому +12

      They won't sponsor him because he's announced that he doesn't like them.
      Which is fair lol

    • @Ethorbit
      @Ethorbit 4 роки тому +1

      @@Alizudo Not even the people who are sponsored by them like them.

  • @Grizabeebles
    @Grizabeebles 3 роки тому +11

    I wonder - at 10x speed, prisoners basically have the same powers as supervillains - matter phasing, pyrokenesis, superspeed, clairvoyance, etc.
    I wonder if Prison Architect is ever going to partner with Marvel to make a prison for holding such super-powered villains? I imagine people would pay some decent DLC money for something like The Raft or The Cube or the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier.

  • @vortex-21S117
    @vortex-21S117 3 роки тому +31

    I'd say C: because it was in capital, how could the legendary spiff diminish himself by following a low case writen plan.
    outrageous

  • @Chrischi3TutorialLPs
    @Chrischi3TutorialLPs 4 роки тому +78

    "The island is surrounded by water"
    Hmm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor

    • @danielsanders6959
      @danielsanders6959 4 роки тому +10

      You can get islands not surrounded by water, for example, a traffic island is typically surrounded by tarmac and the 2005 film the island which was surrounded by people who kind of enjoyed watching it but were also a bit underwhelmed.

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 роки тому

      @@danielsanders6959 an island is surrounded by water.

    • @danielsanders6959
      @danielsanders6959 4 роки тому

      @@MrNight-dg1ug Firstly, I think I've demonstrated that there can be islands not surrounded by water. Secondly... It's a joke

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 роки тому

      @@Pigggles That's an island, but in the sky; You specify that it isn't surrounded by water.
      That's like saying "...my boat, which has wheels..."; You specify the difference.
      An island is a mass of sand/dirt, surrounded by water.

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 роки тому

      @@Pigggles That's an island, but in the sky; You specify that it isn't surrounded by water.
      That's like saying "...my boat, which has wheels..."; You specify the difference.
      An island is a mass of sand/dirt, surrounded by water.

  • @Lt._Nut
    @Lt._Nut 4 роки тому +62

    Paradox: this prison is impossible to escape from
    One British Speedy Boi: *punches shower heads and phases through solid walls and swims away*

  • @thestigsdutchcousin
    @thestigsdutchcousin 3 роки тому +10

    7:38 I understand why you want to escape. You're locked up with France.

  • @Fetidaf
    @Fetidaf 3 роки тому +17

    I’ve never seen a prison in escape mode that I couldn’t just walk out the front door of...

  • @takikarin2330
    @takikarin2330 4 роки тому +476

    “Choose your option: A, B, C”
    Everyone: C

    • @lukasgasp
      @lukasgasp 4 роки тому +11

      The answer was in the beginning...

    • @willowism
      @willowism 4 роки тому +9

      Definitely C

    • @Gabe-we8co
      @Gabe-we8co 4 роки тому +4

      Doesn't matter if I go to prison, since he's showing me how to get out

    • @wildcards0804
      @wildcards0804 3 роки тому +2

      C

    • @FormedGlitch
      @FormedGlitch 3 роки тому +3

      I thought the answer was D...

  • @ryanjl9
    @ryanjl9 4 роки тому +165

    Me: sees the words "Diggy Diggy hole"
    *Butter fly effect time travels to 10 years ago*
    Me: Why that's a name I haven't heard in years...

    • @Andraugr
      @Andraugr 4 роки тому +1

      Had the exact same thought.
      Quite a trip down memory lane

    • @Firaveas
      @Firaveas 4 роки тому +5

      That's a name I have heard a few time over ten years. Seeing that they made the song then remastered it then a band did a cover.

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 роки тому

      It has been prominent in memes for the past few months, especially in Discord cesspools

    • @notajalapeno4442
      @notajalapeno4442 4 роки тому +6

      i am a dwarf

    • @absaluteevil833
      @absaluteevil833 4 роки тому +2

      @@notajalapeno4442 and im digging a hole

  • @MarkWaner
    @MarkWaner 3 роки тому +16

    "It would take days, hours even!" XD

  • @ThePancakeRenegade
    @ThePancakeRenegade 2 роки тому +10

    I want a SpiffingBrit video where they go to exploit Fallout 76 (early days version) and the video begins by showing a clip of the Prydwen from FO4 being imported into the map and Spiff saying "that's it. That's the whole video" and ending it there.

  • @THEOtherWicKedViKing
    @THEOtherWicKedViKing 4 роки тому +35

    Spiff: "i'd love to get some of that RAID money"
    First Ad "RAID!!!!"

  • @BiFurDoggy
    @BiFurDoggy 4 роки тому +24

    15:50 You can actually interact with things through walls at any speed.
    And by interact, I mean really anything. Store/retrieve contraband, start a fire, attack.. anything.

  • @Damacles1776
    @Damacles1776 3 роки тому +6

    6:51 "Right, so there's a couple things we can do. We can actually EsCapE"

  • @Astroman10
    @Astroman10 Рік тому +4

    “No one pays me” ... Hilarious to hear after watching several Paradox sponsored Spiff videos 😂😂

  • @JonTheGeek
    @JonTheGeek 4 роки тому +43

    *Looks like he's gonna use rep points to get out* Aigh't seems legit
    "So what we can do is *escape*
    *Breaks through the wall out of nowhere*
    "Excuse me whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat."

  • @Reishadowen
    @Reishadowen 4 роки тому +58

    6:00: Okay, that's not what most people mean when they say, "I'm going to hit the head" and go into the bathroom.

    • @astr0m0nk
      @astr0m0nk 4 роки тому +6

      Unless your in the Navy. That's what we called the toilet... for some reason?

    • @jacobc9221
      @jacobc9221 4 роки тому +2

      People say that?

  • @icecream6256
    @icecream6256 3 роки тому +41

    Imagine going to a government agency and asking the map and every details and design of a prison just to make a map in your game
    Totally not sus

    • @JiltedPecan
      @JiltedPecan 3 роки тому +15

      tbf Alcatraz was decommissioned like 80 years ago

  • @Jaybird_102
    @Jaybird_102 4 роки тому +74

    "I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole. Diggy diggy hole, Diggy Diggy HOLEEEE."

    • @akisa7865
      @akisa7865 3 роки тому +2

      Holy shit the memories!

    • @Topazimew
      @Topazimew 3 роки тому +4

      Brothers of the mine rejoice!

  • @MTGunners224
    @MTGunners224 4 роки тому +90

    2:11 I pick D, Spiff creates an economy based on tea, and pays his way out.

  • @RynuxExtra
    @RynuxExtra 4 роки тому +179

    Who else went and checked to see if he actually posted it? xD

  • @furiousfrank76
    @furiousfrank76 4 роки тому +1

    Ive been watching spiff for a while now... This is THE FIRST time Ive ACTUALLY had a cup of tea while watching. It is deffinately more enjoyable.

    • @susaac9755
      @susaac9755 4 роки тому +1

      Huh, ill remember to try that. Assuming hoarders didnt buy all the tea in a a5km radius :(

  • @Priuloch
    @Priuloch Рік тому +2

    This is why there is no Speed up time options in Escape mode. You just literally have to stare at an unskippable cutscene for 10 minutes when entering the prison, or if you get Lockdown or Solitary you can't skip it without points

  • @blazeuranium373
    @blazeuranium373 4 роки тому +23

    1:54 I was today years old when I found out there is actually a song called diggy diggy hole

  • @neeeeeeeeeeeeewer
    @neeeeeeeeeeeeewer 4 роки тому +187

    I'm drinking Yorkshire Tea at this very moment 😊 so don't worry, I got you

    • @Stoodity
      @Stoodity 4 роки тому +3

      One time I was belittled on this channel just for preferring coffee.....

    • @neeeeeeeeeeeeewer
      @neeeeeeeeeeeeewer 4 роки тому +1

      @@Stoodity don't get me wrong, coffee is good, however I would say it's good to expand your taste buds haha

    • @Stoodity
      @Stoodity 4 роки тому +1

      @@neeeeeeeeeeeeewer Trust me I've tried to like other drinks like tea but it's just not for me, but I have nothing against anyone who drinks tea.

    • @neeeeeeeeeeeeewer
      @neeeeeeeeeeeeewer 4 роки тому +1

      @@Stoodity I get you no doubt. I can't drink straight tea to save my life. But if you make the tea as the good boys across the pond do, or as The Spiffing Brit makes his then it's pretty good

    • @DIEGhostfish
      @DIEGhostfish 4 роки тому

      They told me not to buy from them, so I don't.

  • @mariabeilschmidt5520
    @mariabeilschmidt5520 2 роки тому

    Thanks for the first option... I thought I finally forgot that song XD but right know I can hear it in my head clear as day, every word of it XD

  • @zerg230
    @zerg230 4 роки тому +20

    Spiff: "This is very strange"
    Has a person called France on the screen at the same moment.
    Me: yes, indeed, it is! *sips tea*

  • @Force2reckonVods
    @Force2reckonVods 4 роки тому +21

    "I have no idea why anyone would need 10x speed"
    ~Spiff, after using 10x speed to get to his cell quicker
    *sips coffee*

  • @niekachu4808
    @niekachu4808 4 роки тому +55

    D: Punchy punch a god, use the unconscious god to dig his way out and achieve freedom.

  • @MrSilverNutz
    @MrSilverNutz Рік тому

    Very very very enjoyable. I loved the slower pace for once hahaha

  • @_XPXI
    @_XPXI 2 роки тому +3

    Time for my cuppa tea, Victoria sponge cake, and a spiffing Brit video.

  • @tweetert.9978
    @tweetert.9978 4 роки тому +39

    Ah, nothing better than watching Spiff breaking yet another game! Better put on my kettel I bought solely because of Spiff telling me of the healing power of Yorkshire Gold.

  • @andrewtoasterr9325
    @andrewtoasterr9325 4 роки тому +19

    Game Dev: so I made this game
    Spiff: Interesting, *Activates God Mode*

  • @canadadry5449
    @canadadry5449 3 роки тому +5

    D. He's going to drink some tea. But not just any tea, the best tea: Yorkshire Tea.

    • @MaFIA_414
      @MaFIA_414 3 роки тому

      Second best is Mr.T

  • @darkbum1510
    @darkbum1510 4 роки тому

    I love how you actually got the photos and placed your own watermark over them :D

  • @Regunes
    @Regunes 4 роки тому +105

    Spiff:"Showers are brilliant"
    Me: carreful now...
    Spiff: you can just burn through them
    Me: we dodged a bullet.

    • @mskwaawarrior
      @mskwaawarrior 4 роки тому +2

      Was thinking the same thing

    • @kaydenstull3827
      @kaydenstull3827 4 роки тому +3

      I guess u can say he PENATRATED the wall

    • @JK-ei7wr
      @JK-ei7wr 4 роки тому

      Preston Garvey (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

  • @tomlushington8453
    @tomlushington8453 4 роки тому +44

    Bored during lockdown? Do a shot every time Spiff says “ladies and gentlemen”

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 4 роки тому +3

      More like a sip of beer.

    • @tripolarmdisorder7696
      @tripolarmdisorder7696 4 роки тому +1

      Don't actually do this, alcohol poisoning isn't as fun as it sounds.

    • @Lavourrin
      @Lavourrin 4 роки тому +1

      @@EzekiesAcheron Sip of Yorkshire tea

    • @MuscledOcean394
      @MuscledOcean394 4 роки тому

      Take a shot of tea every time he says or shows something that relates with the UK

  • @RandomPerson-sh9tu
    @RandomPerson-sh9tu Рік тому +2

    If anyone's interested, even though I think they've removed the fast speed options for escape mode, you can still do this glitch on x2 speed, it's just a lot harder to pull off and I think only works with walls with only 1 square thickness max, it's how I escape some of the prisons that are actually impossible without glitches lmao

  • @heyheyitsjae2475
    @heyheyitsjae2475 3 роки тому +3

    Honestly if the first thing someone did when arriving a prison was rip half the shower heads off the walls all on their own I'd have a lot of respect for them too.

  • @skengmanrammyfromthe9794
    @skengmanrammyfromthe9794 4 роки тому +35

    Please say that the U.S Government is perfectly balanced and has no flaws

    • @JaleDoris
      @JaleDoris 4 роки тому +1

      Other than we need to somehow become dependents of the Queen.

    • @BrandonWilliams-wf6hg
      @BrandonWilliams-wf6hg 4 роки тому +2

      More balanced than China

    • @jacobrayner3378
      @jacobrayner3378 4 роки тому +1

      The law system isn't

    • @Zapact
      @Zapact 4 роки тому

      Hi brit

    • @gatecitten
      @gatecitten 4 роки тому

      You have a carrot as president how is that not flawed

  • @williamleader9147
    @williamleader9147 4 роки тому +57

    A diggy diggy hole refrance in 2020 oh god he is truly perfectly balanced

    • @Gee25
      @Gee25 4 роки тому +4

      From Shadow of Israphel.

    • @thescreemregular5168
      @thescreemregular5168 4 роки тому +1

      Hmmm DIGGY DIGGY HOLE???
      you dig a 🕳 And find some 💎 diamonds 💎 😂

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 4 роки тому

      memes are bringing it back

    • @JK-ei7wr
      @JK-ei7wr 4 роки тому

      OOOOOOHHhhhh I can’t hold the balance any longer!

  • @thatcupoftea_
    @thatcupoftea_ 4 роки тому

    Luv your vids and hope you don't stop uploading unless you wanted to but anyways luv your vids

  • @calebrichardson8150
    @calebrichardson8150 3 роки тому

    You are the reason I, an American, went out and purchased Yorkshire Tea; it is absolutely fantastic!

  • @JakeAdamtheflamelord
    @JakeAdamtheflamelord 4 роки тому +19

    This bug has existed for year - theres actually another EXPLOIT where you can get infinite squad mate by simply starting a new escape in the same prison.
    Escape mode -> Map you're escaping from -> then repeat as meny time as you want.
    Edit: Not sure if it works for premade map, But it does work for Player made.

  • @niziggz
    @niziggz 4 роки тому +16

    "There's only a handful of exceedingly dead people over here."
    - Spiff 2020

  • @wulsiter252
    @wulsiter252 3 роки тому +6

    "Better than last of us 2"
    That's not a high bar

  • @StrimClocks
    @StrimClocks 3 роки тому +2

    I tested to see if I sped Spiff up to 2x speed on UA-cam he'd phase into my room. No luck

  • @faisal.m1477
    @faisal.m1477 4 роки тому +22

    the reason why he left the prison was because they didn't provide tea to him, obviously.

  • @mr.z7018
    @mr.z7018 4 роки тому +12

    “But now the guards are onto me, but that’s okay, they can’t stop me now” had me rolling on my bed

  • @CrankyCrabChaos
    @CrankyCrabChaos 3 роки тому

    How the hell was I not subscribed? I literally buy Yorkshire tea because of you. Subscribed now, Papa Brit.

  • @naxmorvigatore4168
    @naxmorvigatore4168 3 роки тому

    I love the Yogscast reference, nice to see you british brothers never forgot about each other in these trying times

  • @wizardbrandon3544
    @wizardbrandon3544 4 роки тому +95

    "we won't make any dlc" *proceeds to make a billion dlcs*

    • @skyprior3866
      @skyprior3866 2 роки тому

      69

    • @dankcatsmemes9219
      @dankcatsmemes9219 2 роки тому +1

      @@skyprior3866 Nice

    • @skyprior3866
      @skyprior3866 2 роки тому

      @@dankcatsmemes9219 noice

    • @diagofox1
      @diagofox1 2 роки тому +4

      Actually, the original developer said that. He never made any dlc and he even stopped doing updates. Then Paradox turned around and purchased it from him in Jan '19. They are the ones whom started making dlc, less then a year later.

  • @Biranavan
    @Biranavan 4 роки тому +29

    next episode: how to gain even more steam point
    (because everyone is going to go to the review section on steam and award him with those steam points)

  • @thehuntman7007
    @thehuntman7007 2 роки тому +6

    For the quiz thing two minutes in I choose:
    C: ULTIMATE GOD MODE

  • @isaacwestling1141
    @isaacwestling1141 3 роки тому +3

    I prefer the escape mode from the console version, where you actually need to focus on your character needs and you can customize it.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 роки тому +17

    I think I know the problem: They built these prisons under the rules of quantum physics.

  • @bojarckhoosemanschnarf5851
    @bojarckhoosemanschnarf5851 4 роки тому +74

    Spiff: wow 32 so many rep points
    Me: *laughs in 4000 rep points by killing everyone I see*

    • @jasonzhou8274
      @jasonzhou8274 4 роки тому +27

      Me: *laughs in infinite rep points by using a power drill on a dead dog*

    • @zahhak5571
      @zahhak5571 4 роки тому +1

      @@jasonzhou8274 you monster

    • @gj4312
      @gj4312 4 роки тому +2

      @@jasonzhou8274 i don't play this game but now i kinda want to...

    • @antaresmc4407
      @antaresmc4407 4 роки тому

      4000 points aint that much.
      Thats like 10-20 secs of dog drilling XD

  • @bypola1426
    @bypola1426 5 місяців тому

    I'm surprised yorkshire tea doesn't sponser you. You actually got me into it. it's pretty good sadly we don't got the gold in my country but the regular is pretty damn good aye.

  • @FEARSWTOR
    @FEARSWTOR 4 роки тому +6

    Today I learned that "feeeling" is in Spiff's spell checker dictionary, but "DLC" is not.

  • @yle-mw6pi
    @yle-mw6pi 4 роки тому +10

    I love when UA-camrs say stuff like "be sure to go down to the comments and vote on what you think will happen!" Then nobody in the comments actually votes
    .....also, uh... I vote C

  • @riviakstockman
    @riviakstockman 4 роки тому +10

    *goes to vote to avoid prison then remembers that Spiff is about to show him how to escape from any prison* Ha! Looks like the ball is in MY court NOW!

  • @Dio...Brando
    @Dio...Brando 2 роки тому +3

    Voting may be required of me with the threat of jail time, but if the prisons are anything like these I can just walk out anyway

  • @slugerknot
    @slugerknot 3 роки тому +18

    "As you can see I'm not a swimmer" and I'm here thinking "Oh it's because he's...." Wait that can't be the reason.

  • @garrettdyches8426
    @garrettdyches8426 4 роки тому +35

    “Failure not to vote will mean that you will be sent to prison.” So if I vote I go to prison?

    • @paulbelanger7383
      @paulbelanger7383 4 роки тому +4

      Ah, yes, the double negative. Don't not do this, or else.

    • @rhawkas2637
      @rhawkas2637 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, I was wondering about that too. XD

    • @jasonzhou8274
      @jasonzhou8274 4 роки тому

      Well, it makes sense since the British didn't let the colonists vote.

  • @SuperPope69
    @SuperPope69 4 роки тому +9

    "Hours > Days"
    Made my life.

  • @electricangel4488
    @electricangel4488 3 роки тому +1

    spiff: nobody sponsors me
    Game Companies: he will just break the game