Endless Maze Torture for Airline Passengers
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- Опубліковано 15 лип 2021
- Sim Airport is an early access game which is effectively an airport tycoon. You are given the task of running an international airport and get people flying to their dream destinations for work or holiday. All in the meantime we must somehow turn a profit! Now when it comes to making infinite money there are several ways to do it. Today however we have decided to just start building a giant advert trap maze to exploit the ai pathfinding in the game and turn it into a nightmarish Disney land queue simulator with no escape and no counter oh and it will make us infinite money! Thats right its a classic video of the spiffing brit breaking an early access game that has just topped the charts so why not go find Sim Airport on steam! So sit back and get comfy as I reveal my Airport tycoon guide and sim airport tips on how to break the game!
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy this Sim Airport Exploit! How on earth can one english bugger beat this Tycoon airport builder and gain immortality with an unstoppable maze of adverts!! All will be revealed in this Sim Airport gameplay montage where in this we unleash the greatest Trap Maze! Who knows maybe this game is more broken than prison architect!
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Title: BUILDING A GIANT ADVERT TRAP MAZE TO EXPLOIT THE GAME - Sim Airport Is a Perfectly Balanced game - Ігри
There is a point where advertising goes beyond “aggressive” and enters “war crime” territory.
And that point is never
Are you talking about ads on UA-cam?
There’s a fine line but it ad to be done
@@maximeroy3478 UA-cam Premium FTW. 👍
This is not "advertising" it's not even propaganda.......it's brain washing which is a war crime.
Flights were never cancelled due to covid, we've all just been navigating Spiff's labyrinths this entire time
I have the chance to say first but won't
2nd
But I'll say that
yooo hope ur break is going well
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Edit: I can’t believe I made it
When spiff said “Ideally a plane wants to be on the ground about 2 hours” I was like…
Wait I used to the work at the airport and…
“But were just gonna shove them in and give them about 45 minutes”
… yeah that sounds about right.
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Im 2 years late so as someone who used to fly a fair amount... yeah they shove you in and then the plane gets delayed for an hour. Woohoo
Spiff's recreation of O'hare international airport is terrifyingly accurate, 87% accuracy I think. The remaining 17% is security stops and life insurance vending machines.
May i ask... Is your mistake in the math intentional?
@@veryoriginalname2515 it is now a forever mystery
If EA built an airport ...
I bet they'd figure out a way to put in loot boxes
@@OneViolentGentleman that's how you "choose" your airline you buy a loot box
Yes
@@OneViolentGentleman there not loot boxes but a surprise mechanism
You get a sense of pride and accomplishment from getting to the gate.
"No sorry you must have misread. This isn't an airport, it's an addport! The planes are just a small theme park for your luggage"
The luggage gets lost in raid shadowlegends, so you watch more ads about raid shadowlegends to get your luggage back
ad*
@@JorgetePanete "No sorry you must have misread. This isn't an airport, it's an addport! The planes are just a small theme ad for your luggage" I fixed the comment based on what you said
@@rocketlad1454 no
I say theres too many people per plane. They need to fill the plane with raid shadow legends and nord vpn ads and just have one person or child (whatever) per flight in their own personal hell. No food will be served because the flight attendants killed themselves or are playing raid shadow legends
Odd that my first thought was "that's not the most efficient layout of advertising space" when I looked at his danger maze
Watching Spiff has warped my view of how to play these sorts of games
Its the influence of Yorkshire tea.
Friend i felt the same pain as you
@@darkezeo7322 my towerdefense part of my brain started tingeling and got angry
@@slinelol hah my friend i hate how I completely understand what you mean
@@slinelol my started buzzing, which was different from the usual tingling. It think it was both impressed by Spiff's audacity and angered by the lack of optimization
Spiff: "Is it dangerous? Probably. Do we care? No!"
Ryan Air: "Hold my beer!"
You are not wrong.
I think if ryan air could they would knock all their passengers out stuff as many as possible into the plane with no seats because you are unconscious and then just fish you out at the end and leave you to wake up on the airport floor.
@@matthewtalbot-paine7977 Only the best for first class, after all.
@@matthewtalbot-paine7977 And people would still pay for the privilege because it is a cheaper flight that technically gets them where they are going.
@@davidharshman7645 This would actually be my preferred way of travelling.
We should be grateful that Spiff isn’t in charge of the UA-cam ads. Pretty sure by the end of a month, everybody would have bought premium, and Spiff would still somehow figure a way to get us to watch more ads.
Comment of the year
I get you but we arent forced to watch his content.
Secondly 👀, I have adblock and this adblock has auto skip few seconds for sponsors, like/sub messages etc I have turned on....
uBlock Origin gang here B) fuck shitty ads, I'm sick of seeing them my entire life so I decided to Thanos snap them.
Brilliant, LOL
@@mr.e3987 sauce
Spiffing Brit telling airport jokes? That's just not gonna fly.
I dunno about you, but most of his jokes flew over my head.
I'll be glad when we reach the tail end of these puns.
@@Adamant_Consternation truly, they really exhaust me
I don't think some of them are going to land with the audience.
These are some really plane jokes.
Unusual for spiff to play a game normally like this, it's just a regular airport business model no exploitation at all
When he was making a legendary only prison architect in the second half of the video he played pretty normal
Oh but he is exploiting someone, the customers
Honestly this is probably an accurate view of the head space of a airline CEO. "I don't give a shit how many people get to where they need to as long as we profit". And it's even more hilarious because of that
So it's a tower defense game where advertisements are your bullets.
That sounds terrifying
Sounds like real life
@@michellewilt4479 Indeed, the internet incarnate!
I kinda like the idea of it as a parody game. The entire goal is sucking all of the money out of someone before they can spend it on something meaningful.
So basically a turret defense mobile game.
@@danielhale1 please... do not give me a idea of what the physical representation of the internet would be. I already know it would be poisonous and toxic, probably radioactive.
After getting blared at, by ads at 100db, I can't hear my boss nagging about me not beeing on time, due to a missed flight.
8/10. Had to relief in an empty soda can, would book a flight again.
Bezos is that u
beeing
@@JorgetePanete buzz buzz
Man, Spiff's airport jokes have really taken off recently. Soaring high, even. I feel he has to practice a bit on sticking the landing, though.
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I feel like Spiffing Brits monologue in this episode could just be the adapted conversation from a real company's board room...
People that actually make it on to the plane can't help themselves but hum the tunes of the ads that have been maniacally drilled into their heads.
*"Hey, I'm British and I love taking other people's money"*
-The Spiffing Brit,2021
@Low Tier God I don't know, Weird Al's pretty good
Hello dark soul his name spiff by the way
We also love taking their countries.
@@TheMisterman15Low Tier god is a troll, FYI
@@mirjanbouma I figured as much with him saying Drake was the best artist
My time at Spiff co Airport is as follows: I walked in and was immediately bombarded with ad machines. Thinking nothing of it I walked to the counter, bought my ticket and made my way to the security queue. Along the way I had to watch probably THOUSANDS of ads. It was a nightmare of waiting. Finally I got past security no problem and found there was only one snack machine, so I stopped by the ATM and took out some money even though there was a $5 fee to do so, bought a bag of chips and went to sit down but there were only 2 seats and there was trash all over the ground so I just stood and waited for my flight. It never arrived because the previous plane was taking up the space, so I got fed up and left passing probably thousands of more adverts on my way out. Overall I give Spiff co airport 5 out of 5 stars, the ATM machine was an absolute joy to work with, very friendly. Would go again.
I've seen both Let's Game It Out and Spiff play Sim Airport, and its interesting and fun to compare their definitions of "chaotic evil".
Spiff is more of lawful evil
Josh is true chaotic evil
"bugger me sideways with a tea bag" best saying ever xD
Read this comment as he said it
12:17
Greatest comment ever.
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It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on Earth has ever produced the expression "as pretty as an airport". Airports are ugly. Some are very ugly. Some attain a degree of ugliness that can only be the result of a special effort. This ugliness arises because airports are full of people who are tired, cross, and have just discovered that their luggage has landed in Murmansk (...) and the architects have on the whole tried to reflect this in their designs.
- Douglas Adams
@Low Tier God what are you on about
interesting
@Low Tier God, it's a copy and pasted quote bro lol
As someone who has went to airports to pick up family that's travelled... I can't say Spiff is wrong when he describes airports as milking as much money as possible from people, I swear the cost of stuff doubles because you're captive there when you travel.
Spiff: " ATM Machine" Me: " Automated Teller Machine Machine????"
Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department
"Well bugger me sideways with a tea bag" in the most suppressed joyous tone is the mark of true happiness. Its one of the many reasons why I always make some nice Irish Breakfast Tea and rewatch old videos.
He just broke the record for worlds most British catchphrase
Why do I hear spiff's voice while reading this
Wtf is Irish breakfast tea
Typical Spiffing Modern video:
Hilariously broken idea
Explanation of broken idea
War crimes #1 and #2.
Pun
War crime #3
Acknowledgement of how the game doesn't know how to handle him
War crime #4
Pun
Absurd amount of money
I like the pun part
you forgot the bonus warcrime #5 in the end
I haven't seen it in a while, but there's occassionally also the Totally Unexpected Jump Into The Middle Of The Video where you least expect it to offer you a completely legit deal if the video receives N likes for some large number of N.
I think spiff created life, and that's why his good puns are turning into dad puns.
@@runed0s86 It's just his scheme to make money. Make a baby, let the baby grow, profit. Just wait 15 years
"This plane is set to depart 5 minutes before this one arrives, and if it doesn't depart in that time, this airplane just doesn't land."
Bruh imagine arriving at this airport from a different airport, and your plane just doesn't land. Where does it go? Does it just fly circles? The planes have to land somewhere!
Every time Spiff says "ATM machine", I have the urge to throw a cup of coffee at him..
No one:
Spiff: If "IT" isn't coming home then no one else will.
Get this comment to the top!
All these dad jokes have me wondering if there is a Spiffing Brat on the way.
Spiffing Brat 😂😂😂 your genius is criminally underrated
When I go to an airport, I expect to be miserable, and Spiffco Airport delivers like no other.
Spiffing is just the embodyment of that guy who goes 'We got to have more...money~"
The spiff co. airport is capitalist hellscape where it's so slow that I missed the funeral of all my family, the noise it too loud and overlapping so much I can barely make out the induvial ads from each other and the food is at the minimum quality, 10 out of 10 as the atms are so amazing and I would recommend to others
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And the worst part is my family wasn't even dead when I got to the airport
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as someone who has been inside an Airport in Las Vegas, this just looks like Airport.
OK I'm not the only one who thinks this is just a sim of McCarren Field.
The Airways companies love Spiff as he's saving them millions in fuel because they're flying empty (and lighter) aeroplanes whilst still selling the tickets 🤣
The dad jokes from the last couple weeks have to be Spiff announcing he's going to be a dad, right?
" I got the highest score on the ATM game today 200,000!"
" Well, I got 400 today on the Vending Machine game! "
This is how I feel when I get UA-cam premium ads
Cough vanced app cough
The day I will cancel UA-cam Premium and take the effort to get Vanced working
I get no ads at all. I use Ublock Origin. Oh, and SponsorBlock to skip over sponsorships and interaction reminders.
"You're frustrated, you hate your environment, you're dying of hunger, and you lack information" my god, you've built America!
UA-cam is literally just a passive money making game, create a product and it will always generate revenue overtime(if your monetized). That's why spiffs so good at it, he sees the world for the game it really is.
TheSpiffingBrit playing any game : *money*
@Low Tier God huh
*MONEY*
But sir, this is Pong
Spiff: M O N E Y
I am literally watching this in an airport
I guess it’s this or an ad.
14:40 "these people missed their flights , what they gonna do ? They just gonna remain sat on the seats , looking at the adverts" - that seem to describe hell adverto-port . Congrats , you created yet another hell on earth ! Yay ^^
As someone who plays this game from time to time, this strat is moderately viable.
The only thing that makes me happier than when the spiffing brit uploads is an atm machine.
Idk about you atms make me depressed
@@ctrs404 swoosh over the head
This vid hits a little close to home. I can't even pump my gas without seeing an advert anymore.
Plane: doesn’t task off in time
Also plane: you’re going to the shadow realm plane two
Great video, watching it brought me almost as much joy as when I use an ATM machine
It's truly the greatest airport ever, and it's so easy! Plane and simple.
And once again, a game I've never heard I will have to go and buy and play.
@@thespiffingbrit "The economy is still unbalanced though" 🤔 Gee, you don't say. If it was balanced, would you even be playing it on your channel? 😁
"He who walks sideways through a airport door is going to Bangkok"
I got an ad for Raid: Shadow Legends as I was watching this video, and I've never felt so immersed in the carnage.
TheSpiffingBrit did it. He built a catastrophically successfull airport AND an exact depiction of what it feels like to be a coffee drinker.
The best thing about this is Spiff making fun of RAID shadow legends
Airport ratings go up .1 percent
Meanwhile Spiff: It's never been better
This one was a side-splitter. Earned a like, and I don't give those out like candy either.
I wonder how coffee flavoured tea would break Spiff.
Or tea flavored coffee.
Isn't coffee just a flavor of tea?
@@Serahpin Might be getting whooshed here, but coffee is made from a type of plant's berries/seeds, while tea is made from leaves.
@@5peciesunkn0wn Does that mean rice milk is a type of coffee!?
@@Serahpin I suppose it could be? XD
ah yes another balanced game
Hello mister universes ahead of me
Every game is balanced. It's just a question of how long it takes Duke Spiff to find that balance.
Having traveled internationally with layovers at Heathrow a few times... I can definitely say that to me, SpiffCo Airport is the best Airport in the world... and it looks so clean and well lit :)
Broke: First class lounge at Heathrow
Woke: Charging people to choose their seat on a flight
Bespoke: Spiff's Adport where every step is into elbow-deep rubbish and 80,000 screaming Raid ads
The Spiffco Airport is greater than Heathrow itself. "0%...But I was still paid!" Spiff is very much in tune with the airline industry.
You forgot to load the baggage claim area with adverts, that's money lost
15:45 Best joke ever! This is why I love Spiff and his pile’o’tea…
Dude that jump from 11,000 to 52,000 had me ROLLING 😂😂
You know people usual get paid for saying “raid shadow legends” that many times lmao
I'm convinced that The Spiffing Brit is another variant of Kang.
This set up makes about as much sense as Walmart having 2 check out people and 30 empty lanes, now you know why.
Been going through a rough patch. Binging your videos makes life brighter. Thank you sir
First time I've liked a spiff video in time to be apart of the promotion group! Cant wait to see how I'll be exploited!
My day: *sucks*
Spiff: *uploads*
Me: today just got alot better
One of the funniest videos I've seen all day. Just perfect Brit! 🤣
I can enjoy watching this man commenting just about anything, what a glorious human specimen he is indeed
Is this all a ploy to push things in the favor towards ships? How very british!
An airport with constant raid shadow lemons? I had no idea youterb invested into buildimg an airport...
I how I just watched one of your videos 'sponsored' by RAID and it was so satirical and then there is this beautiful video featuring Raid and VPN. Just gold.... Yorkshire Gold that is!
Been watching for a while, years even, this was the first video I happened to be drinking a cup of Yorkshire tea as I watched it. Cheers.
Every single pence of that questionably earned money goes to tea as always
You've inspired me to download this game from my wife's library and completely and utterly destroy it. Cheers!
"I'm English and I love taking other people's money!"
Wait a minute... it was the Spaniards doing that though... We had the common decency to at least hand over hard drugs.
Bro I’m crying this is ur best vid I’ve seen by far
You need to assemble the walls with ATMs and snack machines, alongside adverts
One ad stand may not give you much income, but when you put alot of them, it quickly ads up. See, I can do puns too!
Thanks for the written description, this one really is a gem
Spiff is a one man argument against monopolies.
Spiff is gonna have to suffer through his own creations in hell. XD
The Spiffco Airport is greater than Heathrow, itself!
Consistently an amazing tea drinker! Cheers to you!
"I created hell." Spiffing Brit 2021
Yes, yes you did lol
Note: this is written before I finish the video
I’ve seen what josh can do with this game. And by do, I mean create Hell so badly that even demons want to die. How does Josh of lets game it out do that, you may ask? Well here’s the answer: One wide hallways, and breaking physics to the point where the universe is crying. Let’s see what Spiff does to this game.
Spiff builds mazes for money, Josh builds mazes for fun
ok youve built the EA airport so when are we getting the Todd Howard airport?
Reanu Keeves as security... just by sniffing, he knows if you carry something illegal, uses his mind for cavity search and every plane is always on time whenever he is working. Literally sucks the planes faster to airport and shouts them out of there.
You mean the EAirport?
I don't know why but the combination of Spiff's way of speaking and the way he makes his videos is ABSOLUTELY hilarious 🤣
Other UA-camrs: Mid-roll ads
Spif: Mid-roll puns + dad jokes
11/10, couldn't be better
So, you're just simulating real life, yes?
Looks like JFK with less adverts.
Most people: spend hours trying to play the game strategically
Spiff: utterly destroying the game with the best strategy possibly imaginable
I mean he isn't really making this strategy he's just copping amazons marketing campaigns
@@harshveerbhatti5424 ah yes, i see xD
I finally found you out! Only you could cause the Sheffield highways to be what I like to call Sodor levels of confusion and delay! Well done Sir
Studied architecture for a while. Had a lecture one time dedicated to the importance of making optimal shopping areas in airports. That €10b airport in Germany that was meant to open years ago but is still under construction was our case study for the lecture (the one that’s basically Fawlty Towers: The Airport) because the lead architect on the job didn’t believe in the concept of shops in airports (according to our lecturer) so the place needed a billion euro redesign after it was already built that led to another billion euro redesign just the following year because the previous redesign ignored updating fire suppression and tens of thousands of euro worth of fire alarms went missing (according to our lecturer) (said lecturer was involved in the project but was never the project lead and was quite resentful of her time spent on that job, maybe she embellished the details a bit)
you could make a whole game of the spiffing brit being a evil business man
I imagine there is a parallel universe where Spiff is the God. I wish them luck lol
You can next level this by making them walk past ads more than once. To do that, add stuff for their needs a little way from each ad. Queue ends work too for stores, gates, etc.
I have an ad outside w cafe that they walk past in one direction to get their food, a different direction for drink, and then back to the ad where the queue for the tills begins.
That one and earns more than one by the door 8 fold.