Breaking The Guild 3 By Legalising Crime - Guild 3 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

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  • @ponzu7482
    @ponzu7482 4 роки тому +494

    Robbing the sovereign's horse and selling it back to him before his feet have even touched the ground is surely a sign of success for the Dover dynasty.

    • @eschcal1619
      @eschcal1619 3 роки тому +17

      Nothing short of ransomware, of the 1500's. Too bad the US just elevated ransomware to be acts of terrorism. My how the world changes before our very eyes, so magical

  • @sp00kyd4ddy6
    @sp00kyd4ddy6 2 роки тому +578

    When he finally legalized pick pocketing i was hoping that the townspeople would start robbing his thieves lmao

  • @Snickersnek
    @Snickersnek 4 роки тому +564

    This is just an incredibly aggressive Lost-And-Found service with a partnership with a juggling school

    • @michaelsander2878
      @michaelsander2878 4 роки тому +14

      This is just an incredibly aggressive Lost-And-Found service with a partnership with a juggling school

    • @thebrokenhandle7691
      @thebrokenhandle7691 3 роки тому +12

      Shhh, don’t give away the company secrets

  • @aidenpons9584
    @aidenpons9584 4 роки тому +978

    "Everyone gets a turn at trying to murder the king"
    Spiff being very democratic

    • @flopus7
      @flopus7 4 роки тому +10

      Is your icon from lego rock raiders?

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 4 роки тому +48

      Ceasar's death in a nutshell.

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 2 роки тому

      699 👍

    • @artsyhoodies
      @artsyhoodies 2 роки тому +2

      @@R3GARnator I wheezed too hard my chest hurts
      But this is how the assassination pretty much went.

    • @zeroswat1762
      @zeroswat1762 2 місяці тому

      Spoken like an American

  • @malanok
    @malanok 4 роки тому +2373

    "Give me your Horse!"
    "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon"
    "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

    • @Captain_Max
      @Captain_Max 4 роки тому +106

      Totally stealing
      Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago
      "Give me your Horse!"
      "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon"
      "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

    • @planelordf22
      @planelordf22 4 роки тому +57

      Totally stealing
      Captain Max's comment from 10 hours ago
      Totally stealing
      Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago
      "Give me your Horse!"
      "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon"
      "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

    • @safermonk
      @safermonk 4 роки тому +46

      Totally stealing
      Planelordf22 comment from 10 hours ago
      Totally stealing
      Captain Max's comment from 10 hours ago
      Totally stealing
      Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago
      "Give me your Horse!"
      "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon"
      "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

    • @fs5866
      @fs5866 4 роки тому +40

      Totally stealing
      Safermonk comment from 1 hour ago
      Totally stealing
      Planelordf22 comment from 10 hours ago
      Totally stealing
      Captain Max's comment from 10 hours ago
      Totally stealing
      Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago
      "Give me your Horse!"
      "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon"
      "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

    • @justinlaat6586
      @justinlaat6586 4 роки тому +28

      Totally stealing
      10th Divine comment from 5 minutes ago
      Totally stealing
      Safermonk comment from 1 hour ago
      Totally stealing
      Planelordf22 comment from 10 hours ago
      Totally stealing
      Captain Max's comment from 10 hours ago
      Totally stealing
      Malanok's comment from 10 hours ago
      "Give me your Horse!"
      "Oh you happy little scamps from the Dover Guild, go on, take it. I will come buy it back this after noon"
      "Excellent, same time tomorrow?"

  • @lilpenpusher
    @lilpenpusher 4 роки тому +1345

    "You can't go around arresting the Thieves Guild. I mean, we'd be at it all day!" - Terry Pratchett

  • @arthurreede4478
    @arthurreede4478 4 роки тому +2746

    A shame you didn't name his kid Han Dover, sure they'll make an incredible couple!

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 4 роки тому +127

      A missed opportunity, to be sure.

    • @DantHimself
      @DantHimself 4 роки тому +155

      honestly legit cause for reuploading the video

    • @DobroSC2
      @DobroSC2 4 роки тому +22

      OMG so true! A missed opportunity

    • @heathjake25
      @heathjake25 4 роки тому +134

      Ben Dover
      Han Dover
      Sen Dover

    • @killereye
      @killereye 4 роки тому +34

      @@heathjake25 -We need to kill the king. Who will do the deed?
      -Sen Dover Han Dover & Ben Dover! They are professionals...

  • @trevorsmith470
    @trevorsmith470 4 роки тому +186

    21:22 Don't you hate it when people sneakily reach into your back pocket and pull out two fully grown cows? I hate that.

  • @loens19
    @loens19 4 роки тому +693

    “Never done an honest day’s work in your life for all that coin you’re carrying, eh lad?”
    - -Brynjolf- Ben Dover

    • @Santeneal
      @Santeneal 4 роки тому +47

      Hey just because I did the smithing loop doesnt mean it isnt honest

    • @schmidt8882
      @schmidt8882 4 роки тому +36

      It ain't work, but honest much.

    • @adrianobarbosa2196
      @adrianobarbosa2196 4 роки тому +37

      My wealth is none of your buisiness.

    • @joshchristian3685
      @joshchristian3685 4 роки тому +46

      @adriano barbosa Oh, but that's where you're wrong, lad. Wealth is my business. Maybe you'd like a taste?

    • @rhys.t0075
      @rhys.t0075 4 роки тому +8

      “Never done an honest day’s work in your life for all that coin you’re carrying, eh lad?”
      - Brynjolf Ben Dover

  • @gildedbear5355
    @gildedbear5355 4 роки тому +208

    It's Ben's Five Finger Discount Warehouse: prices so low you'll think it's a steal!

  • @Dradeeus
    @Dradeeus 4 роки тому +645

    "Bon Dover has reached the ripe age of 15!"
    Bon: (Has a whole, full mountain man beard.)

    • @thegrammarcrusader4085
      @thegrammarcrusader4085 4 роки тому +1

      Ben Dover*

    • @Joffie69
      @Joffie69 4 роки тому +45

      @@thegrammarcrusader4085 Bon Dover is the 15yo child he is referring to =P

    • @thegrammarcrusader4085
      @thegrammarcrusader4085 4 роки тому +4

      @@Joffie69 ah.

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 роки тому +1

      The Grammar Crusader didn’t Ben Dover start the game at 16 or 18?

    • @IcepersonYT
      @IcepersonYT 4 роки тому +14

      They grew up quick back then.

  • @SilverionX
    @SilverionX 4 роки тому +39

    I just wanna point out that this game was left in absolute shambles by the first dev team who weren't up to the task, THQ Nordic then handed it off to a really experienced dev group, Purple Lamp Studios, and they've been making impressive strides in fixing it. Full props to both THQ Nordic for not just cutting their losses and Purple Lamp for making the game better and better. Not fully there yet perhaps, but well on it's way.
    I think we should highlight the gaming industry when it does good things so we encourage the right kind of behavior.

  • @CyarSkirata
    @CyarSkirata 4 роки тому +493

    "Why make when you can instead take?" We need a full list of the laws of Spiff.

    • @rtdip2833
      @rtdip2833 4 роки тому +16

      Just get a blank sheet of loose-leaf and you’ll have it

    • @durandol
      @durandol 4 роки тому +24

      -Ferengi Rules of Acquisition-
      Spiff's Rules of Colonization

    • @howrylo
      @howrylo 4 роки тому +8

      Well that's just how socialism, or communism work. Take from the makers

    • @soldatdaniels8738
      @soldatdaniels8738 4 роки тому +3

      Grand idea.

    • @howrylo
      @howrylo 4 роки тому

      @EmperorJuliusCaesar How so Emotional Emperor? 😉

  • @abrr2000
    @abrr2000 4 роки тому +159

    "we stole his horse, WHILE he was riding on it..." lol

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 3 роки тому

      Sound like some donkeyhote shit

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 3 роки тому +5

      Unless i misheard him, I could have sworn he managed to pickpocket "2 head of cattle" from the king as well. Who walks the street with 2 cows in their pockets? It makes RPG inventories sound feasible by comparison.

  • @bubbasbigblast8563
    @bubbasbigblast8563 4 роки тому +814

    Sherlock Holmes: "Men, for the reasons given, I know this man to be the murderer!"
    Thug: "Murder is legal though."
    Sherlock Holmes: "Understandable, have a great day."

    • @beveragebrit
      @beveragebrit 3 роки тому +9

      Your know my ancestor

    • @Cliffdog01
      @Cliffdog01 3 роки тому +18

      It would seem that your very clever joke has fallen out of your pocket on to Twitter such a shame

    • @h0ly208
      @h0ly208 2 роки тому +1

      Have a like in the form of a comment. I won't ruin it.

    • @bensoncheung2801
      @bensoncheung2801 9 місяців тому +1

      776th thumb

  • @CorwinAlexander
    @CorwinAlexander 4 роки тому +84

    "Who knew all it would take is legalising pickpocketing?" Havelock Vetinari of course.

    • @weavariothebookbeast3652
      @weavariothebookbeast3652 4 роки тому +5

      I always wished he got his own series, but I guess he's better with some mystery.

  • @elirantuil5003
    @elirantuil5003 4 роки тому +279

    "They call him, Dover Kin"

  • @oantimido
    @oantimido 4 роки тому +1681

    So you've chose Brazilian politics simulator with a London coat of paint, eh?

    • @DCdabest
      @DCdabest 4 роки тому +67

      Rio is the ancient Brythonic word for "doing you without lube"

    • @flopus7
      @flopus7 4 роки тому +52

      Spiff goes to Brazil... forcibly

    • @FelisImpurrator
      @FelisImpurrator 4 роки тому +20

      America 2016-2020

    • @rumplstiltztinkerstein
      @rumplstiltztinkerstein 4 роки тому +33

      We like to complain about politics but we also never want to do anything about it. Not that we know what to do either.

    • @JohnSalchichon2
      @JohnSalchichon2 4 роки тому +7

      more like argentina simulator

  • @linkeffect82
    @linkeffect82 4 роки тому +479

    Royal town crier: "pickpocketing is now legal!"
    Peasants: "The bloody hell?!"

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 роки тому +49

      The idea is that it is not so much legal as "City guard will not bother with such a small event anymore. We're paying them to protect peasants or council?"

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 роки тому +5

      TheArklyte If they won’t bother, it’s legal

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 роки тому +5

      @@DeathnoteBB basically yes.

    • @dragoxk4542
      @dragoxk4542 4 роки тому

      DeathnoteBB no

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 роки тому +4

      @@dragoxk4542 irl, yes. Sadly:(

  • @BearusAurelius
    @BearusAurelius 3 роки тому +35

    Damn, The Sovereign was an absolute boss. He was trucking assassins left and right and he wasn’t even mad about it!

    • @johart309
      @johart309 2 місяці тому

      'what a nice thing from the Dover fam to send so many sparring partners. Really friends for life!'

  • @NathanCassidy721
    @NathanCassidy721 4 роки тому +302

    “Mixed” on Steam is less an indication of how good a game is and more a description of how the game is coded.

    • @mh1593
      @mh1593 4 роки тому +19

      @NotGonnaTell MyName a procedural context squashed into an object orientated design.....

    • @RahulReddy-eq5zy
      @RahulReddy-eq5zy 4 роки тому +4

      Guilds II is better tbh

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 4 роки тому +25

      @@RahulReddy-eq5zy It had more time in the oven and benefited from expansions. Not sure your comment is as poignant a statement as you think it to be.

    • @TytanTrollMiniatures
      @TytanTrollMiniatures 4 роки тому +4

      @@RahulReddy-eq5zy Yeah, i too love the fact my game randomly goes into german too

    • @pinguin472
      @pinguin472 4 роки тому +5

      @@TytanTrollMiniatures *Tries not to make a joke about ww2*

  • @hesterclapp9717
    @hesterclapp9717 3 роки тому +408

    This guy's gone from dancing in the street to stealing everyone's stuff to legally stealing everyone's stuff to making all his enemies mysteriously disappear and becoming the king

    • @drewsmotherinlaw7365
      @drewsmotherinlaw7365 2 роки тому +23

      Truly the rags to riches tale of our time

    • @Alblaka
      @Alblaka 2 роки тому +33

      Didn't you pay attention? His enemies didn't mysteriously disappear,
      they were legally assassinated in public :D

    • @zanyraccoon6361
      @zanyraccoon6361 2 роки тому +9

      He started dancing in the streets and now he's paying others to dance in the streets. How beautiful.

    • @QuillASMR
      @QuillASMR 2 роки тому +4

      Honestly, that sounds like a novel worth reading 🤔

    • @timetrnr7380
      @timetrnr7380 2 роки тому +1

      Clinton Simulator

  • @thatonekid640
    @thatonekid640 4 роки тому +148

    Spiff this isn’t an exploit you’ve just become Jonathan Wilde

  • @MithicalBeats
    @MithicalBeats Рік тому +40

    Right when he said that ben would steal the air from my lungs i choked on water...

  • @YouKnowIhadToDoItToEm
    @YouKnowIhadToDoItToEm 4 роки тому +20

    I’m absolutely convinced that Spiff is one of the people in his own stock photos.

  • @MbryanGames
    @MbryanGames 3 роки тому +76

    They have since removed so many exploits- the smuggler's hideout got the storefront removed- also the other cheese where you replaced all your craftsmen with your kids is gone too.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 роки тому +5

      Rip :(

    • @tractorjunkco9431
      @tractorjunkco9431 2 роки тому +10

      That sucks considering they're taking away the realistic atmosphere to some extent.

  • @genfox1g913
    @genfox1g913 4 роки тому +125

    imagine someone hiding in a house then you just buy the house to kill them.

    • @nottelling6598
      @nottelling6598 4 роки тому +6

      Welcome to the real-life applications of imminent domain.

    • @DavidSchmitt
      @DavidSchmitt 4 роки тому +2

      Sounds like any landlord on a day ending in y.

    • @inciacci549
      @inciacci549 4 роки тому +4

      Can't commit Castle Doctrine if you're not in your castle now, cant we?

    • @POTUSJimmyCarter
      @POTUSJimmyCarter 2 роки тому +2

      The part you've left out is that "someone" happens to be the LITERAL FUCKING KING, who is engaged in a running battle in the streets with an army of murderers.
      But everyone's kinda just cool with it because the murderers help them find their "lost" property and also play little ditties on the street corner sometimes.

  • @MCshadr217
    @MCshadr217 3 роки тому +359

    Fun fact about thieves guilds during the medieval ages: They quite literally did this. Well, they'd steal, than return the item... for a price.
    Quite different to most guilds who were basically unions.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 2 роки тому +38

      I mean hell modern thieves also do this. Most commonly scammers who infect your computer (or pretend to) and then make you pay them hundreds to “fix” or unlock it

    • @asher879
      @asher879 2 роки тому +18

      "Thief taker general"

    • @coleandhisvideos
      @coleandhisvideos 2 роки тому

      @@asher879
      Ayyy

    • @asher879
      @asher879 2 роки тому

      @@coleandhisvideos
      ?

    • @MuradBeybalaev
      @MuradBeybalaev 2 роки тому +2

      @@DeathnoteBB Computers-shmoputers…
      They have been doing it with all kinds of physical goods forever and never going to stop.
      Whenever something was stolen from you: just pay a visit to your local pawn shops
      Those mainly exist simply as proxy storefronts for the thieving collective.

  • @dmitriy9985
    @dmitriy9985 4 роки тому +30

    34:07
    Almost like Caesar's assassination. "Et tu, Dover?" - is the only part that's missing.

    • @unworthyBeatrix
      @unworthyBeatrix 4 роки тому

      Well, you know what they say: 23rd time's the charm

  • @chadwickedralin40
    @chadwickedralin40 4 роки тому +119

    “Our level 5 thieves now have +10 charisma” literally every D&D rogue ever.

    • @hypermaeonyx4969
      @hypermaeonyx4969 3 роки тому +7

      Our level 3 Warrior now has 50 in pickpocket, sneaking, and lockpicking and he only has 4 in One-handed and -100 in heavy armor

  • @archrp7868
    @archrp7868 2 роки тому +8

    I love how Spiff basically became Jason Todd (the second robin) when he came back to life and basically started to control crime, only allowing the kind that dont physically hurt anyone, only killing when its needed

  • @osart168
    @osart168 3 роки тому +65

    Hey Spiff, The Guild 3 has some upgrades but you can still kill every other dynasty on hardest difficulty level from the start, so... perfectly balanced I guess :)
    Might be a good content ;)

  • @timmywuwon2879
    @timmywuwon2879 4 роки тому +124

    Ben Dover when someone drops the soap, " I'll be taking that."

  • @thisbeusername2555
    @thisbeusername2555 2 роки тому +61

    How did the genius mind of Spiff not figure out he could name a child Han Dover.

    • @sirstash
      @sirstash Рік тому +3

      *from another room through a wall* FUCK! HE DOESN'T MISS!

  • @haaly7245
    @haaly7245 4 роки тому +16

    Welp, that was a missed chance to call someone Han Dover.

  • @Athalfuns
    @Athalfuns 2 роки тому +5

    Never would I ever guess that the most realistic politician simulator is called Guild 3. Amazing.

  • @peasant_purple
    @peasant_purple 4 роки тому +6

    You Oriental Express style murdered the king. This feat can only be thanks the amazing powers of Yorkshire Gold Tea.

  • @prestonjones1653
    @prestonjones1653 4 роки тому +197

    Spiff: What if we legalized crime?
    Graystillplays: *laughs in Florida*

    • @chongjunxiang3002
      @chongjunxiang3002 4 роки тому +10

      I still remember how Gray play: by banging with everyone

    • @darkdefender9919
      @darkdefender9919 4 роки тому +6

      I see you am man of culture as well. Spiff is the younger less crazy gray

    • @jimskywaker4345
      @jimskywaker4345 4 роки тому +4

      Yep I mean spiff doesn’t even add 0’s

    • @RewmanSlayz
      @RewmanSlayz 4 роки тому +2

      Ah, a man of culture I see

    • @mel0dicHarp
      @mel0dicHarp 3 роки тому +5

      Don’t forget how Gray played Saelig, burning the houses to make the land available and be able to literally kill the competition that was hiding inside

  • @williambrown8902
    @williambrown8902 4 роки тому +3

    That king is badass. He fights a cabal of thieves hand to hand and kicks the shit out of them only to be ganked and go out Julius Caesar style. Legend!

  • @Perzyn
    @Perzyn 4 роки тому +199

    "Actually trying to help society is the worst way to play any game." - this is also the basics of British Empire foreign policy.

    • @F14thunderhawk
      @F14thunderhawk 4 роки тому +13

      considering the other colonial empires, England did actually did influence possitive change in their regions even if they were overwhelming douchebags.
      Like, Belgium did nothing good at all for The Congo while France's empire that wasnt stolen by england is all a heap of shit

    • @SteveSmith-ty8ko
      @SteveSmith-ty8ko 4 роки тому +2

      @Marcus O'Shea I mean to be fair, they used the opium trade as a way to get silver back that they had lost from importing so much tea from China. It left their pockets almost empty. It made sense to them, the morals of the situation didn’t matter their coffers is what mattered.

    • @givemeyoureggs456
      @givemeyoureggs456 4 роки тому +6

      @@SteveSmith-ty8ko Tfw your country spend so much on tea that 10% of your tax is just for tea

    • @kristijanmadhukar516
      @kristijanmadhukar516 4 роки тому +2

      @@F14thunderhawk and also of the five largest economies of colonies turned countries, four of them are british.

    • @shocktnc
      @shocktnc 3 роки тому +1

      Amen

  • @wut0.o
    @wut0.o 3 роки тому +10

    I enjoy making a cup of tea right at the moment when you tell us to have a nice cup of tea 👌😩 "it just works"

  • @Barl3000
    @Barl3000 2 роки тому +6

    The Rogue class was stupidly broken in The Guilds 2 also. I remember how I was struggleing to even make a small profit in many multiplayer games with my friends. While one of my other friends was already on tier 3 or 4 buildings as a Rogue. Then I tried playing Rogue in singleplayer and the income you can get is insane, it is like playing a totally different game than the other classes.

  • @victordavila9812
    @victordavila9812 2 роки тому +5

    This is now my headcanon of how every fantasy thieves guilds came to be

  • @gobbotits1686
    @gobbotits1686 2 роки тому +175

    I find it strange how the final upgrade to the Thieves Guild is called Synagogue. Very brave decision by the developers

    • @CreatorOfDecisions
      @CreatorOfDecisions 2 роки тому +33

      based*

    • @housewilma4904
      @housewilma4904 2 роки тому +9

      though it does make sense a big building is more noticable so calling the thief headquarters a "temple" to hide what it really is makes sense though in real life many thieves guilds tended to have bars or other such establishments as there "facades" hiding the the actual guild meeting place the mafia would use the same tactics with speakeasies during the prohibition days later on.

    • @dinnerpartyempire
      @dinnerpartyempire 2 роки тому +2

      @@housewilma4904 specific variety of temple mentioned though hm?

    • @iplayeddishonored2475
      @iplayeddishonored2475 Рік тому

      @@CreatorOfDecisions *publicly subscribed to Jacob Geller

  • @deviles
    @deviles 4 роки тому +50

    Legalize pickpocketing? Someone read Terry Pratchett!

    • @Bancheis
      @Bancheis 4 роки тому

      @NotGonnaTell MyName The MUD I posted above even has the thieves guild in Ankh-Morpork, and yes, stealing has been legalized heh.

  • @shaunbrowne9870
    @shaunbrowne9870 4 роки тому +99

    "[I]t means we don't have any of those negative repercussions of having our employees caught for doing illegal acts, because they're no longer our employees."
    You've done it. You've broken late stage capitalism down to its bare essentials.

  • @karimeid7975
    @karimeid7975 4 роки тому +2

    He needs to start a podcast series were he talks about anything and i can just listen to his soothing voice while drinking tea

  • @CitedP
    @CitedP 4 роки тому +27

    now this, this is how a real economy is built.

  • @littleh4xx0r
    @littleh4xx0r 3 роки тому +31

    Well actually, to be fair, Feudalism was kinda like mega corp dynasties controlling everything.

  • @legueu
    @legueu 4 роки тому +60

    The guild serie in a nutshell: It's such a cool concept, to bad nothing ever work.

    • @jhonnylee6685
      @jhonnylee6685 4 роки тому +4

      hold your horses there buddy they had a browser game wich was amazing Guild 1400 sadly it got taken down T.T

    • @legueu
      @legueu 4 роки тому +4

      @@jhonnylee6685 I didn't even heard about that one, sad.

    • @iglidor
      @iglidor 4 роки тому +2

      @@legueu I played it for bit. It was time-gated hell.

    • @legueu
      @legueu 4 роки тому +1

      @@iglidor At least the time gate worked!

    • @poisonousmushrooms
      @poisonousmushrooms 4 роки тому +2

      Guild 2 was great, ur crazy

  • @mrziiz6893
    @mrziiz6893 2 роки тому +6

    Ah, the classic tale of Ben Dover, King of Thieves, and his loyal henchwoman, Ann the Butcher. Truly an inspiring tale

  • @Ricky-pr5wz
    @Ricky-pr5wz 3 роки тому +49

    Sigma grindset:
    Bribe the king of your own country with 5000 pounds then legally pickpocket 2 heads of cattle from him

    • @addenanda
      @addenanda 2 роки тому

      This game is soo funny

    • @addenanda
      @addenanda 2 роки тому

      Technically thats not bribing xD thats selling 2 cattle for 5 grand.

  • @D64nz
    @D64nz 2 роки тому +16

    That feeling when you realise you no longer own anything, and are just enjoying it for the moment.

    • @scarymonsters524
      @scarymonsters524 2 роки тому +3

      It's just like today!
      "You will own nothing and you will be happy."

  • @kkh42792
    @kkh42792 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you so much for uploading this. This game has so much potential and I think if a bunch of your viewers start playing this it will get some more love.

  • @Sean-rc1hy
    @Sean-rc1hy 4 роки тому +5

    When you slapped that king all I could think of was " E tu, Brute"

  • @Designer-Speech7143
    @Designer-Speech7143 2 роки тому +3

    It's actually really historical Jonathan Wild experience! Impressive!

  • @elijahjohnson5523
    @elijahjohnson5523 4 роки тому +23

    Still waiting on spiff to play stock market simulator. While I take notes

    • @genewitch
      @genewitch 4 роки тому

      there was a bug in the marketwatch stock game a few weeks back where if you bought tesla stock right before it split it was worth about 10x as much when the transaction went through, so if you happened to notice it, you could have sold it before the game "fixed" the bug, possibly. I didn't have any tesla stock and i didn't tell the other players in my game that i noticed the bug, because i want to win.

  • @sinteleon
    @sinteleon Рік тому +27

    To be fair, isn't it a common tactic for one person to entertain while another rob the currently distracted people blind?

  • @zachmiller1855
    @zachmiller1855 4 роки тому +11

    WOOO last time I was this early spiff was showing me a 1000 degree knife in skyrim

  • @dasveit
    @dasveit 4 роки тому +2

    Straight from Terry Pratchett. Splendid!

  • @bwitt004
    @bwitt004 4 роки тому +4

    I just want to see another sir spiff masterpiece from an overly detailed character creator. I'm usually laughing in tears when he gets into any slider that should have much tighter limits and just goes to town.

  • @SvengelskaBlondie
    @SvengelskaBlondie 2 роки тому +7

    "Making gold dancing in the street"
    Makes me think of "dancing for gp" in runescape 😁

  • @Imkaje
    @Imkaje 2 роки тому +11

    Anyone else get some Julius Caesar vibes when he had to summon half the town to stab the king? haha

  • @robertstarling2911
    @robertstarling2911 4 роки тому +2

    It's quite amusing that Spiff has actually mirrored history here. I look at Ben Dover's antics and I see the spirit of Jonothan Wild, Thief Taker General.

  • @swarajaggarwal
    @swarajaggarwal 4 роки тому +98

    "Why make when you can take!"
    Me: Colonialism
    Spiff: Thieves guild
    ... huh?

    • @randombrit13
      @randombrit13 4 роки тому +2

      Both are nice

    • @Lowco5
      @Lowco5 4 роки тому +3

      Me: Capitalism

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian 4 роки тому

      I am not sure what making would entail as an alternative to colonialism 🤔

    • @chasesmith9398
      @chasesmith9398 4 роки тому

      Hey colonialism was a necessary evil.

    • @randombrit13
      @randombrit13 4 роки тому

      Chase Smith no it was great

  • @TheKomodian
    @TheKomodian 4 роки тому +2

    Damn, really thought this was an exploit video and not just how Rogue class has always worked. Still an entertaining video for nostalgia's sake.

  • @GrievousFrom
    @GrievousFrom 4 роки тому +16

    God save the Spiffing Brit for not uploading endless Among Us videos.

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 роки тому +2

      Wouldn’t’ve expected for him to anyway.

  • @Iionios
    @Iionios 3 роки тому

    I really appreciate how you basically showed how to become the Marquis de Sade in a Tycoon game.

  • @magicboxhead9448
    @magicboxhead9448 4 роки тому +73

    Are you sure this is a video game? It looks suspiciously like Detroit.

  • @rjhogan07
    @rjhogan07 4 роки тому +1

    I for one love my employment by Ben Dover. It means my colleagues aren’t going to pickpocket my heart out of my chest. No promises concerning the boss, but that’s life in medieval London for you.

  • @Wheezr
    @Wheezr 3 роки тому +5

    I wonder if Ben and Bon bond would bond over a nice cup of Yorkshire tea

  • @KyleTheIrishman
    @KyleTheIrishman 4 роки тому +1

    I would love to see more of this game on your channel. To bad you can't make a tea farm.

  • @tootyfrooty7604
    @tootyfrooty7604 4 роки тому +18

    As one of the lucky first 6000 Majestic Little Sausages to receive Ben Dover's kind offer I'm celebrating with a lovely cup of stolen Yorkshire Gold Tea, Mmmmm Spiffing!

  • @Avigorus
    @Avigorus 2 роки тому +4

    Note to self: create a Skyrim character named Ben Dover and conquer the Thieve's Guild and Dark Brotherhood. Also win the Civil War for the Imperials. Big question is: Vampire, or Dawnguard? Kinda leaning Vampire...

  • @dorianmus6771
    @dorianmus6771 4 роки тому +47

    I'm surprised Spiff didn't name his thieves guild "Dosney"
    (Definitely not stolen)

    • @psinjo
      @psinjo 3 роки тому +3

      definitely not stolen, not entirely yours inc

    • @dorianmus6771
      @dorianmus6771 3 роки тому +4

      @@psinjo I stole EVERY comment there was at the time

  • @marcolsen4314
    @marcolsen4314 4 роки тому +2

    I used to love the Guild 2. Spent many hours going from a mining lord to a well respected jeweller

  • @Sigilstone17
    @Sigilstone17 4 роки тому +7

    I'm surprised Spiff didn't name his thieves guild "Dosney"

  • @Fjord_Citadel
    @Fjord_Citadel 4 роки тому +29

    **gets pickpocketed by the Dover dynasty**
    Me: Thank you sir, ye be a saint among sinners!! Praise be!

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 3 роки тому +2

      Praise be indeed

  • @zacksilverstone7642
    @zacksilverstone7642 4 роки тому +71

    His Asian counterpart, Han-me Mani, on the other hand is practically swimming in gold coins.

    • @MonstertruckBadass
      @MonstertruckBadass 4 роки тому +7

      what a perfect name

    • @zacksilverstone7642
      @zacksilverstone7642 4 роки тому +3

      @@MonstertruckBadass should have gone with Han-me Coin, to be honest...

    • @ahmadkamil3713
      @ahmadkamil3713 4 роки тому +7

      @@zacksilverstone7642 no, it perfect the way you originally named it.

  • @dispiedark8682
    @dispiedark8682 4 роки тому

    This is brilliant !
    I tried this in skyrim and oblivion too at some point if i step into the shadows i would just disappear form most npc view. so just stand in a gate and robe everyone without being seen.

  • @SmorjaGrus
    @SmorjaGrus 4 роки тому +26

    Ah yes, Ben Dover, the kahoot classic lmao

  • @SephirothRyu
    @SephirothRyu 4 роки тому +2

    Leave it to Spiff to find a way to pickpocket the very city of London itself from England.

  • @davidmcquoid9438
    @davidmcquoid9438 4 роки тому +14

    "It's upsetting to have your things taken from you." Said the Englishman...HMMMMMMMM

  • @connerblank5069
    @connerblank5069 4 місяці тому +1

    Introducing, the reverse pawn shop. Instead of paying you for your stuff, instead we take your stuff and then you pay us!
    Flawless business model.

  • @willichtenstein7071
    @willichtenstein7071 4 роки тому +12

    “Never done an honest day’s work in your life for all that coin you’re carrying, eh lad?”
    - me

  • @Unprotected1232
    @Unprotected1232 4 роки тому +1

    The amount of insight spiff has into the human condition is astounding.

  • @Gibby34340
    @Gibby34340 2 роки тому +5

    Me: If you legalize crime, and somebody commits a crime, is it still a crime?
    Spiff: *sips tea with malicious intent*

  • @aidenhall8593
    @aidenhall8593 2 роки тому +4

    This is literally what the constable of london did, maybe it was a little later than this but it’s still kinda funny.

  • @Schnarchnase
    @Schnarchnase 4 роки тому +10

    "Insults are now legal."

  • @TakoyaKyono
    @TakoyaKyono 4 роки тому +4

    I feel that a great name was missed. Han Dover. As in "Hand over all your goods during this perfectly legal pick pocketing session"

  • @fabianfranzen5363
    @fabianfranzen5363 4 роки тому +63

    Spiff: "Why make, when you can take?"
    Me: *looks towards kindergarten* hmm...interesting....

  • @fadhilyudistira8819
    @fadhilyudistira8819 4 роки тому

    watching this channel bends my definition of a balanced game.

  • @recursor9469
    @recursor9469 4 роки тому +2

    I love how SB finds legalizing pickpocketing infinitely more funny and absurd than legalizing murder

  • @ivanovcentrumcz
    @ivanovcentrumcz 2 роки тому +35

    Almost a perfect reconstruction of how the British Museum was established.

  • @crabzee366
    @crabzee366 3 роки тому +1

    I love How this is what acctualy happened in early london. Like Theif Taker Jonothan Wild. He controled the crime in london and sold the Items he got from said crimes.
    Its a really cool story, and you should totoly check It out

  • @Leto85
    @Leto85 2 роки тому +5

    This actually looks like quite a fun game.

  • @paulunga
    @paulunga 4 роки тому

    That 27th stock photo you used was really funny!

  • @eddievanhalenhoward
    @eddievanhalenhoward 4 роки тому +19

    When you're the sovereign, legal pickpocketing is called "taxation," I believe.
    Comment for sale, as I came by it in the proper means.

  • @waluigiyaoi6246
    @waluigiyaoi6246 2 роки тому +1

    Nice to see this game is 100% accurate to rich merchant families in the era