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- Опубліковано 22 чер 2020
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Probably the most requested game you've all asked me to play. Surely this island paradise is what you were expecting! (thank u Paradox, you can check out more of the game here: play.prisonarchitect.com/LetsGameItOut )
You’re a god amongst men
your voice never change, Josh 😂♥️
Yes
Hey Josh, maybe you can check out slime rancher? I really wanna see you turn it into a living hell.
You should try making a base of the devil in subnautica
What have we done...
👌
What a glorious comment
Don’t worry, this is a common developer reaction to watching Josh utterly abuse their carefully crafted game mechanics.
Please make a update to mb
Hello There
Prisoner: punches the table
Josh: that is bad
Prisoners: starve to death
Josh: this is fine
Hello wannabe
yeah, see? he has 2000 IQ-
Teacher logic
•xXBunBunAngel Xx• ?
this is america
Only Josh could create a prison in a game where you're supposed to make a zoo, and a zoo in a game where you're supposed to make a prison
yep
Lmao
don't do the crime, if you can't do the time.
@@DgardsGaming But what if I wanna do crime but not get caught? Can't I just do that? Pleaaase?!
Actually, doing stupid things in games is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
"Prisoners have nowhere to eat"
*And I've got nowhere to C A R E*
That part cracked me up
i like how there was no rioting at all when none of the prisoners' basic needs were covered, but as soon as you put in toilets and a canteen they suddenly start attacking each other
There was nothing to fight over, until suddenly, there was! lmao
lmao
Lmao
Maslow's Hierarchy. The fight for survival brought them all together. Before they lost that fight and died, that is.
@Seth Greenberg not like it was better before.
Josh 2020:“I didn’t realize being a prison architect was such an easy job”
Josh 15 minutes later:”GAME I NEED AN ADULT”
Comment made me actually lol 🤣
Fifteen!? *Rookie* numbers! 😈
420th like. Nice.
@@alblin Can there be 666?
Omg guys! Thank you all for the 1.1k likes and the heart Josh!!!!
Favorite quotes:
"I've got nowhere to care."
"I guess we should build a kitchen, huh, before hungry man beats up all the furniture."
"That's how you know everything is okay; the room is slightly turning back to blue and there's only one dead guy in there."
"Don't ask why so many people are dead."
hungry man lmao
The last one is a regular for 4chan users.
reading this before watching the video is so funny out of context
"I hope I get the room with only one dead body." That made me laugh out loud
Let’s game it out: “is there a limit?”
The game developer: *nervous breathing*
computer: sheds tears
turns out quite a few
CPU: in agony
The watchers: * *Grabs popcorn* *
GPU: cries
3:20 I would like to give a round of applause to the one prisoner that survived a whole year without food, sleep, etc. That man must have ate an ungodly amount of people just to live.
Wow, that sounds like a legend of a man surviving in the hell itself only with his brain and wish of staying alive
I bet he left with PTSD because of all those deaths
Develupers: We need to find bugs, but that cost money, money we don't have
Five minutes later
HeY GuYs iT JOsh
For accounting fraud.
Hurd survived all that way
I was so sure his first thought was going to be to build a giant morgue.
No wonder they're all fighting. All the people named "starving" have to watch all the people named "dead" sleep in all that ketchup, and the dude at 7:57 has injured peters.
If Josh ever disappears, we know he got a job as an interior designer of hell.
Satan his looking forward to his visit
*visit you say*
*y e s*
he'd have millions of dolars
Josh: well I imagined being here
Satan: actually we want you for interior design you clearly know how to torture people
Josh: *oh* *boy*
I love how he did literally nothing and became a multimillionaire.
Public official simulator
He left his PC running over night He did something so
Neoliberal simulator.
that's the prison industrial complex baby!
Seriously though it's amazing 😳
the long cell complex reminds me of "the platform" where in the first cells everything is fine and the deeper you go the more hell it gets.
Except in yours everything is hell
14:50
is nobody talking about the vistor with no head (they have a pink shirt/dress)
*alright then*
Technically, being alive is optional in _general_
Yes but more prison death is more money
My god
Which do you choose werm
@@ironbunky I choose neither. I wish to be in ✨limbo✨
@@werm3169 well i guess i must just reap your soul then
Is it weird that I honestly want to make an entire half-bad simulation game just to see Josh tear it into pieces?
no
Only if it's weird to know you're not the only one.
yes
No, you'd be doing a favor to humanity
I was legit about to say that
_I love how Josh is more concerned about the _*_table_*_ getting damaged rather than _*_Prisoners_*_ literally starving to their death_
same lol
imagine you pay this guy to do ad for your DLC and he just show everyone that AI and basic game logic is a potato 😂
Well, He Could Even Make Mafia City Ads Actually Good And Will Actually Atract Attention Which Aren't Coming From Cringe
@@CoolManCoolMan123 well those apps have ads to suit their audience, as ridiculous as they look, they want to attract specific people. IMO that genre is the most easy to please, PC gamers are 10 times harder to please then any mobile game. Mobile game apps mostly works with influencers I believe as again they target teens mostly
@@viliambena6767 Well, Yes. But Actually No. PC Gamers Mostly Play Paid Games. Whereas In Mobile If Your Game Is In Mobile Then It Has To Be Free.
honestly this made me want the game
“Let’s shove all the prisoners onto an island and forget about them.”
Soooo.... Australia, then?
Yes
Yep, in Australia you can visit our airport, thats a prison, our shops, thats a gift shop in the prison and plenty more!
@@RobraphAlternate and bio mutated snake-tailed spider.....yeah thats the prison "national" creature
Thats what i was thinking 💀😂
There is no Australia in ba sing se
never thought i’d see the day when a criminal designs his own prison
He should pin this
Isn't there a mod where you have to go to your own prison when too many people died in your prison?
RAPHAEL . MASAYON My prisons are just fights, overdoses and dead bodies. So you know a normal prison
Pablo Escobar : Are you challenging me?
Hm this gives me a idea... im on mobile and im just gonna well put 7293739374937483838463837593483493629363826483748363856394539748372864873675 guards so ITS SAFE ok my game might crash and my fingers will die
"oh boy, that's a lotta texts"
"i'm sure we'll figure it out"
🤣
"your prisoners will die if you don't care for them" I miss the part where thats my problem
You know Josh is about to break the game when you hear "Is there a limit to...?"
You know he’s about to break the game before you click the video
Why is this so accurate 😭😭😭
@@lindseymachonamaenzanise5051 cause it is accurate xD
Lag incoming
Only this time, it broke itself. He just waited and made millions with dead prisoners.
This is one of the best gaming channels there is on UA-cam period.
cool fish
Definitely
Jup!
I love this and Grey Still Plays "Alright, we're back with the only game..."
Word
7:42 Damn, lucky man but also unlucky man at the same time
Josh: "I built a prison where being alive is optional."
Me: My kinda place.
Imagine applying for a job and seeing in the description: “yours sincerely, Josh, the manager”
You cant escape
Especially if your name is Grace
would be an instant hire for me
I would have no hesitation
Plays a game where he is tasked to build a prison; literally a game called Prison Architect. Doesn't build a damn thing and becomes a multi-millionaire mass murderer.
American dream
If prison was actually like this, I'm pretty sure there would be no more crime
@@harpor16carrillo75 Have you ever heard the history of Australia?
@@spiwolf6998 No. Tell us.
@@diogenescinico It was a british penal colony
10:00 that's literally the movie called *The hole*
Everything before 4:40 is what I like to imagine how the founding of Australia went.
It doesn’t matter how bad my day has been, I smile like an idiot whenever josh posts
that's great dude keeping it up, be optimistic
@@Vexx695 yeah
Same
For me, it's Josh *and* GrayStillPlays. 😀
@@BennyLlama39 for me too :)
When Josh says "I've got an idea", we all know that nightmares are coming.
"Is there a limit" is another one.
Just be happy that there aren't any conveyor belts.
And be happy there was no inmate called grace
"prisoners don't have anywhere to eat"
Josh: "and I don't have anywhere to care"
I like how one of the inmates names was literally “Rittenhouse”
Like dude. That’s so ironic
@@ph0sph1n3_add1ct Probably not a coincidence.
Saw that with the second guy in the cells, and I was like, "wait, wHAT?!"
Just noticed that and came down to the comments to see if anyone else had, too.
What's up with that guy?
“Boat goes bye bye,
Workers goes cry cry”
Quote of the
Year
Reeeeeee
Read this as he said it-
ALIEN NOISES INTENSIFY
@@loafofbread4355 sameeee
@@loafofbread4355 *blubludbluslub*
Josh: "I wonder if..."
Me: "oh no these poor virtual people"
The most powerful, and dangerous, two words known to Mankind: "What If?"
Another set of words that mean doomsday are:
"Is there a limit to..."
13:36
Those fire fighters are simultaneously doing and *NOT* doing their jobs.
Anyone else see bubblebutt at 10:38 😂
SAME
Imagine being a prisoner sent to this island seeing nothing but mountains of corpses.
Currently the case in the US. 80% infection in prisons.
I mean Im pretty sure thats been a thing in the past with sending people to live in exile on some random island just far enough where the exiled won't survive a raft trip back to the mainland..
@Khalil G some are innocent just framed or the judge is an idiot
@@thegreatpapyrus7319 and even if theyre guilty they still dont deserve to just die. Especially not if theyre in jail for a non violent crime
Ah yes, whenever Josh wants to connect something, the end product looks like a maze, good ol’ times
I think Josh should have been a maze runner in real life
I am laughing nonstop even though it would be absolutely terrifying if this happened in real life
7:27 hahha
I love that the prison was rated the highest when you were just dumping people onto the island with no infrastructure, staff, or walls
I believe we call that an free range prisoner.
imagine being a prisoner and one day you get shipped out to an island for a couple years full of 2 thousand corpses and hundreds of starving people
this is like lord of the flies
@@gmodiscool14
Australia
Pendragon Chen damn it. Was just about to send that, Cudos to you
What the game developers intended: A perfect realistic prison architect warden game
Josh’s game: visitors struggling to find their loved ones among the thousands of dead rotting corpses baking in the sun on the dock
And then watching an unconscious man bleed out on the table across from you while waiting, then being splashed by shower water from an unknown male inmate during your entire visit.
☠️
Hold on, you’re saying the dudes who made Cities Skylines also made the Prison Game?!?!?
6:57 its my school toilet
The beginning: you made Australia :P
"It turns out there's consequences to our actions."
Weird. It makes no sense why you can't just ship eleventy-billion prisoners to Piranha Hell Island and keep them alive for all eternity.
It's really shocking, I thought they would just be standing there for all eternity
That's not even a real number!
Isn't that just Australia?
they missed new zealand by a single tasman sea
weird right?
The guy that got released in the begging lived a year without food, I think their might be some cannibalism going on
Underrated comment!
Not actually a year because at most he was there 99 days, Im pretty sure most of the prisoners are transfers from other prisons so they have already served some time. He could have been transferred for literally the last day of his sentence as a scare tactic or something tho.
Fun fact: The prison you have at 03:00 is actually a much better prison than every prison in the world and would get rid of all this bad people in no time
What about the people who got framed? They die all because somebody Falsely accused them?
@@idaholanaIf you got framed and still lost the court case then you might’ve as well invite your lawyer to this prison with you
@@ZaHandle Looks like your lawyer is going to save up money for a therapist
9:35
That didn't age well...
why?
Wow last time I was this early planet zoo was a wholesome series.
oh wait...
XD
Patrick Star: "What's the difference!?"
yes, on the Whole only Some people died :D
The most realistic experience of this game is how rich you can get running a prison.
Especially one that horribly mistreated the inmates
_AMERICA_
i thought this game was an american dream simulator
@Essie 1234 Oh god now I was reminded that my primary school canteen used to do that whenever they made "pizza". I'm sure that place is already in hell and this is the kind of abomination that comes from it
However bad you think it is, it's actually far worse in reality.
Let me highlight some stats real quick. The for-profit private prison industry makes roughly $7.6 Billion per year, yet for-profit prisons only house 128,063 prisoners (as of 2018) out of the 1.5 prisoners in the US in total. This means that for-profit prisons make, on average, $59,375 per prisoner every single year their incarcerated. I doubt this even accounts for many of the gov't subsidies these prisons get from the federal government, the reason why they have so many lobbyists working for them in Washington.
Simulator games make me appreciate building design and how difficult it actually is to design a semi-functional facility.
8:40 I see Gordon Ramsey is here for bad behaviours, but I think he suffered enough from that kitchen...
Josh: *getting people starved to death while trapped on an island*
Also josh: gets mad when inmates punch a table
Prisoners: exist
Josh: *Your free trial to being alive has expired*
Don't forget the guards.. Josh literally made those guards as cellmates. LOL
@@SafiullahMollick Nah, more like personal bodyguards...🤣🤣🤣🤣
Josh: Let’s not turn it on it might get too crazy
Also Josh: Hah! Sanity, who needs it.
his unmitigated ability to break... Every game he has ever played is stunning.
"Hey everybody just giving birth to some guards in the ocean"
Imagine hearing that without context
We need a Josh without context twitter page
BloodySeaGulls YESSSS
that's what she said.
or "at this point theyre juts hoping they get the room with only 1 dead body and not 2"
I love how the dead inmates formed the shape of a crab claw.
Same
_delicious_
Juicy
I was thinking the came thing
Meaty 😏
11:57
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
Honestly, sounds like a bohemian spa day.
I’m the type of person who works to make something function well and look good, yet I absolutely love your videos. Maybe it’s because you do something that I don’t think I ever could.
The first time josh build a prison, when the game actually asked for it and not just because he wants to
Sonyru
So tru
"the boat goes bye bye"
"the workers go cry cry"
-Josh, 2020-
I thought that
"and the prisoners go fight fight."
“And the prisoners go die die”
If being alive is optional in Josh’s prison, I would immediately become dead.
I wonder if this dude will ever play a game seriously for once. That would be a change of pace for sure LOL
Probably on some April Fool's Day
He did, with ‘Humankind’. It’s suspected that such is on the order of the people who paid him.
josh: hey tired I’m Josh!
josh: **laugh at his own jokes**
**realized he’s getting old judging by his joke choice**
**laugh disinegrate**
hahahahaha i loved this part the best =P
7:28
Hello, im tried. Hi tired im Josh. No i mean im tired.
At 32, this happens almost weekly for me...
...and I laugh.....WEAKLY!!!
It’s so funny 😭
Why does it say in the title that this is an “Ad?”
DID...DID I JUST WATCH A 16 AND A HALF MINUTE LONG AD??
I think it's to clearly mark sponsored content. If all ads were like this, I'd gladly watch them more often lol
B I G B R A I N
Idk why but you had me dying at
"Prisoners in his cell will have nowhere to eat"
Looks at 3000 dead bodies
"And I've got nowhere to care!"
9:49 This feels like the concept for a gritty look-at-humanity type movie in the style of Snowpiercer or The Platform.
my favorite part is that evidently, the game isn't coded to allow convicts to escape if they aren't put into a cell, or whatever, which is amazing because that means the game devs, through years of developing this game, have never expected anyone to do this
the prison where all the cells are directly connected to each other feels like a baller premise for a high concept sci fi horror film like "cube" or "the platform"
It's literally the plot of Snowpiercer
Just kinda reminds me of the Human Centipede
platform was really something. I dont regret watching it but not really sure if I enjoy it or not.
5:51 "and I've got nowhere to care! If you guys wanna crap, you get in that cell!"
I'm dying.
9:24 props to Gordon for being in possibly the worse cell possible in the prison
azkaban: i am the most gaurded prison in the world
josh's prison: y o u u n d e r e s t i m a t e m y p o w e r
Do you mean alcatraz
@@helltubejackie1086 r/woooosh, but seriously how?
Lol
@@helltubejackie1086 nah, Alcatraz was useless compared to Azkaban. Alcatraz had muggles that escaped. Azkaban held Sirius Black, Harry Potter's godfather.
Can we please stop saying r/wooosh.
If prison was actually like this, I'm pretty sure there would be no more crime
Leonardoneta Gamer cuz all the criminals would be dead!
No, there'd be more. Prisoners don't get better with punishment, prisons are meant to rehabilitate, but tell that to the American prison industry...
@@Albanez39 yeah someone should take America to Germany or Sweden to teach them actual rehabilitation.Because those two countries have the lowest reafennding rates
@@bubbubthealmighty9240 Michael Moore kinda did in his documentary "Where to Invade Next?".
In full American fashion, he invades foreign countries and steals something from them...not oil, but ideas. He goes to Italy and steals paid vacation time etc. Goes to France and steals healthy meals in schools. Goes to Germany and steals worker rights and conditions. Goes to Norway and steals their prison system...
Great documentary if you ask me :)
@@Albanez39 when did america invade a country to steal their oil? Most of our oil either comes from Saudi Arabia trading or texas.
Prison Architect has to be one of my favorite games
8:51 1st there was the Russian Sleep Experiment then there was the Romanian Knowledge Experiment now get ready for:
the American Toilet Experiment
This is american prisons anyway as i an european see it
"I wanna turn all these options on but I feel like it might get a little too crazy" isn't something I ever expected to hear from this channel
He wasn't wrong
I love how he doesn't have the patience to read the text but most of his videos include him doing things that require hours of work.
I, too, would do stuff that requires hours of tedious work but couldn't care less about the instructions unless its in bullet points
amazing stuff man, very much appreciate you putting so many hrs for the audience, your videos area must watch for me everyday!
I cannot tell you how long I have been waiting for you to make this video! TYSM!
"I hope I get the room with only ONE dead body..." 🤣
This is some kind of Cube/Platform/Saw movie stuff)
The guards are just escorting you through small cell corridors of hell with nothing but a flashlight
Yeah, Josh is the guy that gave the idea for the producer that filmed "Platform" movie
“Boat goes bye bye,
Workers goes cry cry” 🤣💀
Josh sounds so pleased with himself when he says the workers go cry cry
*Sees man desperately pine for his family after nearly dying in hell*
"Come on Gaskin, go get some food!"
I love this channel.
I want to see an animation of this
1:52 language professionals hate this trick
Between the lunacy and Josh’s humor I find these to be absolutely hilarious. A very rare treat for me to laugh so hard that Im almost embarrassed to show it. 🙌🏾
The first prison design with no buildings was the best, just like Australia.
At this point prison architect has just become Australia simulator
As an Australian I can confirm.
"And I've got nowhere to care." is what Josh's and GrayStillPlays' motto is!
I love grayStillplays ❤️❤️
Your videos are always worth watching, but this is the best I've seen. Great stuff.
That worker crying at 15:35 is just perfect with the whole mood
"Deliveries go there, garbage goes there, the boat goes bye bye and the workers go cry cry"
-Josh 2020
Why do Josh's videos pretty much always inspire me to play the game he's playing?
He plays games as I did when I was two. Honestly, I love it. Keep it up.
"I think we've built the ultimate prison already."
Nope, you just built Australia...
Daniel S
I had flashbacks to my history class just watching this
@@pallystu it's a penal colony the ultimate prison, go aussies