we need victoria 3 :c, but victoria 2 is actually nearly perfect maybe it just need a new major dlc (more culture and assimilition policies and decisions and policies overall)
The moment he starts talking about his computer slowing down, I'm just imagining him bringing it into a tech shop, them opening up the CPU, and corn just spilling out.
Warden - "We will be making a farm." Local authorities - "Great, the prisoners will learn valuable skills and be easier to rehabilitate!" Warden - "Prisoners?"
you see the prisoners are actually the farmers that have to work in an endless cycle of planting and harvesting corn. They are prisoners to the corn farm
@@siegfried2k4 I read a book called American Prison that talks about the prison farms of the 19th century. If you want the quick version, just look up convict leasing
Imagine if Spiff had pulled off the Warden duplication glitch using the Botanist... each ear of corn going from selling for $10 each to thousands of dollars a pop! *Perfectly Balanced*
@@slayer_5175 the amount of lobotomites who don't seem to realize what penal colonies are is great. I gotchu though. A doff of the cap to you my good chap.
plot twist: they gave spiffing brit early access because they knew he'd break the shit out of the dlc, which gives them the perfect chance to fix any issues
"fun" sells. Sometimes it's not that special to deliver perfect product. Just call the bugs features. You could question that,if culture really has lost its patience, so this is much better than fit and construct game. I think they could have made something MORE than just this... Well this is just the farming architect feature, so I don't know,if I'm being fair here, but we can point at the flu being at fault for this. Phones, and the culture they have brought up have deteriorated patience,and this flu prevents professionals to get into full on focus for their products and production.
While there are exploits in the stock market those are unfortunately hit and miss so consistency is a little bit of an issue to recreate without market manipulation.
@@ArmyForMe also the main exploits in the stock market are actually exploits to humans. So exploiting humans is really hard as human learn... usually...
actually the stockmarket is totaly balanced to exploit if you simple follow action reaction root exraction (watch news and think what the events will impact as result like country a wants to build a wall if ruler x is elected = action reaction afterelection now to the roots what will benefit what company wil provide the work wich companies have the capacy to provide enought concrete in the area of work are they listet on stock if yes free profit
At a certain point, aka the further left you go on the map, the cost of additional workers outweighs the increased revenue from the corn generated sales. There is a point where you eventually will simply be breaking even on $ because it takes so long for the workers to transport corn back across the map to where the trucks can pick it up, in addition to having to buy the new seed and then walk that seed back all the way to the left to plant it. Essentially the increased travel times will ultimately block the maximum feasible size of this. I didn't get anywhere close to as much corn as you by the end of your video and i was a millionaire by day 52.
“There really is nothing else quite like Prison Architect when it comes to the glorious sensation of violating basic human rights.” RimWorld would like a word.
Guess I'm the only one who can imagine not commenting a list of words that will cause the youtube algorithm to suggest the video more. Oh how my glass house shimmers beautifully in the morning sun, time to dabble in my favorite hobby of projectile minerology
Inspector: "okay...lets see how your prison is functioning..." *walks in and its a ----ing farm* Prison owner: "why I do here believe this will be quite the harvest this year, dont you say, my good sir?"
tip when dealing with this type of export, make the export area span top to bottom of the road so you can have more trucks filling at once and get the stuff out faster. More income, and less lag
@@sbsftw4232 I mean, I could go into the lore if ya want, but there are system spanning governments in rimworld, which presumably have SOME code of ethics : p
“I’ve descended into corn-based madness” and “No one will ever know of the atrocities that have been committed here in the name of corn farming” are my new favourite lines from anything ever
I think profit could be increased by planting a different batch of corn on separate days instead of all at once. Rotate your crops, not for nutrients, but for logistics of gathering and cpu usage.
The workers are too stupid. He noted it mid-game... once harvest starts, all the farmers switch to harvest mode until the harvest is done, then reset to planting mode. So no matter how you try to stagger it, it will only last at best 2 cycles before being completely in time. He needed Many more autoharvesters. That makes the harvest faster, allowing more planting.
Game about managing a colony of survivors in a hostile environment: Spiffing Brit builds a giant prison labor camp. Game about managing prison population and exploiting their free labor: Spiffing Brit builds an absolutly legal farm. Why? For the glory of Yorkshire Tea, of course!
Imagine not commenting: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "PogChamp" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series”
It’s a callback to a recent video (maybe it’s a call forward)? Where spiff is trying to close off a problem with UA-cam’s algorithm which creates views in user groups that aren’t interested by putting keywords in the comments. (I think that’s accurate but hung down the video just in case).
Corn, IRL, is one of the most profitable produces because of chemistry, it's converted into bio-diesel, high fructose corn syrup, it's also used in batteries, plastics, glue, alcohol, and perhaps most importantly, ethanol, which is a component of commercially sold gasoline. So corns high price isn't exactly unrealistic.
Spiff: "There really is no game quite like Prison Archtitect when it comes to violating basic human rights" Rimworld: Feeding Prisoners their own tribemates while housing 10 of them in a 10 block refrigerated shithole with fresh delicious corpses in it
if took me 50 pages to find a comment that was not: Imagine not commenting: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "PogChamp" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series”
I need to understand this: He is not letting his farmers out He is hiring farmers to work He didn't run a prison But those hired farmers must work and can't leave
Imagine not commenting: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "PogChamp" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series”
The second he switched from corn to bananas (missing a possible pun on the US' United Fruit Company own imperialism and colonialism), he became an... Ex-corn.
Just so we're clear: This is not the kind of farming we endorse. :P
Hehe
maybe you could farm prisoners in farming simulator
Hehe
Angola Prison Architect DLC, huh? Don't have to buy food mode.
*confused unga bunga xbox* I am stoopid.
Spiffing Brit exploited the game so hard he unlocked a previous DLC - Psych Ward. Find one that specializes in CBT
EU5 and Vicky3 when?
Huzzah a comment that isn’t people saying “imagine not commenting popular terms”
we need victoria 3 :c, but victoria 2 is actually nearly perfect maybe it just need a new major dlc (more culture and assimilition policies and decisions and policies overall)
>CBT
Uhhh...
@@leetman102 you must be thinking about Christian Bible Trainings I assume
The moment he starts talking about his computer slowing down, I'm just imagining him bringing it into a tech shop, them opening up the CPU, and corn just spilling out.
"so how did your computer break?'
"....corn"
@@dodowhy1398 spiffing brit devolves to only saying corn now lol
XD
Tech: "Porn?"
Spiff: "Corn"
starts talking? when do any of these game demonstrator people ever stop? one second of silence ladies and gentlemen? never.
I like how in lieu of using prisoners as workers you hired workers whom you then turned into prisoners. Bravo sir. Bravo.
At least they’re friendly.
Warden - "We will be making a farm."
Local authorities - "Great, the prisoners will learn valuable skills and be easier to rehabilitate!"
Warden - "Prisoners?"
you see the prisoners are actually the farmers that have to work in an endless cycle of planting and harvesting corn. They are prisoners to the corn farm
@@eeelaina5588 Just like the 1850s plantations
@@siegfried2k4 I read a book called American Prison that talks about the prison farms of the 19th century. If you want the quick version, just look up convict leasing
@@eeelaina5588 the Factory must Grow
@@cxfxcdude y e s
Imagine if Spiff had pulled off the Warden duplication glitch using the Botanist... each ear of corn going from selling for $10 each to thousands of dollars a pop! *Perfectly Balanced*
yes
I’m still trying to figure out why they added automatic harvesters, packagers, and sprinklers if they didn’t want you to do this lol.
"I've descended into corn-based madness!" Welcome to Indiana.
eyyyy
Welcome to Ohio
And Iowa!!!
As a Hoosier, I can confirm that this is 100% accurafe.
I am from here as well
"The most British Prison of all time!" -You mean Australia?
Britain is more of a prison than Australia is but you’re probably not smart enough to realise that
@@hommusC1 I see you didn't get the joke
@@hommusC1 your are the smartest person I’ve ever seen
@@slayer_5175 the amount of lobotomites who don't seem to realize what penal colonies are is great. I gotchu though. A doff of the cap to you my good chap.
@@hommusC1 It was a joke. Australia was a penal colony of britain, but you're probably not smart enough to realise that.
plot twist:
they gave spiffing brit early access because they knew he'd break the shit out of the dlc, which gives them the perfect chance to fix any issues
10/10 game tester, youtube is just a view into his real job
They did it with Stellaris as well. It's a win-win scenario.
and it's also advertising
"fun" sells.
Sometimes it's not that special to deliver perfect product. Just call the bugs features.
You could question that,if culture really has lost its patience, so this is much better than fit and construct game.
I think they could have made something MORE than just this... Well this is just the farming architect feature, so I don't know,if I'm being fair here, but we can point at the flu being at fault for this.
Phones, and the culture they have brought up have deteriorated patience,and this flu prevents professionals to get into full on focus for their products and production.
@@Jokervision744 That's all well and cool but I feel like you're overthinking this.
When are we getting: "The stock market is a perfectly balanced system with no exploits"
👆👆👆 yes please.
PS: thank you for making a real comment
Look up reddits effect on gamestop. This january was weird.
While there are exploits in the stock market those are unfortunately hit and miss so consistency is a little bit of an issue to recreate without market manipulation.
Yes
@@ArmyForMe also the main exploits in the stock market are actually exploits to humans.
So exploiting humans is really hard as human learn...
usually...
16:36 “There are 7 billion bananas on the map” -Spiffing Brit while farming corn in a video game 2021
Spiff: *grows a massive amount of corn*
Midwestern United States: "I see you are a man of culture as well"
Lol
Cattle ranches next
@@joshuablackmon939 100% support this
@@joshuablackmon939 don’t forget the random fields of horses
@@joshuablackmon939 what about prisoner ranches?
Spiffing brit: makes farming games become a prison game
Also spiffing brit: makes prison games a farming game.
Equivalent exchange.
Next: The Stock Market is a perfectly balanced game....
actually the stockmarket is totaly balanced to exploit if you simple follow action reaction root exraction (watch news and think what the events will impact as result like country a wants to build a wall if ruler x is elected = action reaction afterelection now to the roots what will benefit what company wil provide the work wich companies have the capacy to provide enought concrete in the area of work are they listet on stock if yes free profit
Reddit did it first
@@alessandropereira4976 I think that was what the comment was referencing-- and Reddit didn't do that, *rich-ish* Redditors did
Answer to stonks (more compute power for high frequency trade = win) but bot net or making a crypto that makes users want to compute for you = haxz
@@graphicattack oh, good morning colonial! You still haven't filled your debts of *one shipload of tea* yet, despite wasting it all on a harbour
This should be given a glorious name.. A name that will be acknowledged by generations to come.. CornHUB
Ah, I see you've rediscovered the Midwest
its true, i live there
I would agree
LOL I love the comments
that is how u exploit youtube lol
"And you are sure this will improve rehabilitation rates in your prison?"
"Prison?"
I can’t believe they turned your “breaking prison architect by farming trees” video into a whole DLC
I am convinced this is exactly what happened, no one adds iridium sprinklers and autogatherers by accident.
At a certain point, aka the further left you go on the map, the cost of additional workers outweighs the increased revenue from the corn generated sales. There is a point where you eventually will simply be breaking even on $ because it takes so long for the workers to transport corn back across the map to where the trucks can pick it up, in addition to having to buy the new seed and then walk that seed back all the way to the left to plant it. Essentially the increased travel times will ultimately block the maximum feasible size of this. I didn't get anywhere close to as much corn as you by the end of your video and i was a millionaire by day 52.
good info. thank for sharing
helipad for the win.
It's not about the money
It's about the çœrñ
America: shuts down its for-profit prisons
Spiff: Hold my Tea and Monocle
Wrong dimension, chief. America would never do that, in this one.
the voice crack on "that sounds ~pretty balanced~" gets me guud every time thank you
-"We're going to be building perhaps the most British prison of all time."
-You're making Australia?
Australia = literal paradise
Comment section = Landfill, with barely comments that isnt spam.
@@PUNishment777 I don’t know… Australia has kinda been… authoritarian over the last few years. Guess it never stopped having the prison mindset.
Alternative title: “British man re-creates Ohio in Prison Architect”
Iowa but yea
Indiana as well
Ohio is full of corn?
@@dankcatsmemes9219 yes
I for one welcome our new pink flamingo overlords.
I haven't watched the video yet but yes, I agree
Who wouldn't?
“There really is nothing else quite like Prison Architect when it comes to the glorious sensation of violating basic human rights.”
RimWorld would like a word.
*Urist McDwarf has joined the chat*
Guess I'm the only one who can imagine not commenting a list of words that will cause the youtube algorithm to suggest the video more. Oh how my glass house shimmers beautifully in the morning sun, time to dabble in my favorite hobby of projectile minerology
Spiff: When corn is produced, it also produces seeeeed....
Monsanto, the original exploiters "Oh, I don't think so"
Inspector: "okay...lets see how your prison is functioning..."
*walks in and its a ----ing farm*
Prison owner: "why I do here believe this will be quite the harvest this year, dont you say, my good sir?"
Paradox: So Prison Architect?
Spiff: ah, profit architect...perfectly balanced!
"We're going to be building possibly the most British prison of all time" So Australia?
tip when dealing with this type of export, make the export area span top to bottom of the road so you can have more trucks filling at once and get the stuff out faster. More income, and less lag
"there really is nothing else quite prison architect when it comes to the sensation of violating human rights"
**Sad Rimworld noises**
Arguably, humans on the rim don't really have any rights therefore it doesn't feel the same when you borrow their kidneys.
Hes right you know, kidney snatching is truly not the same without rules to break
@@sbsftw4232 I mean, I could go into the lore if ya want, but there are system spanning governments in rimworld, which presumably have SOME code of ethics : p
Spif: "...we are going to build the most British prison imaginable."
Me: "Ah so a colony."
Australia huh
“I’ve descended into corn-based madness” and “No one will ever know of the atrocities that have been committed here in the name of corn farming” are my new favourite lines from anything ever
Spiffing Brit: "Potatoes and barley are useless."
Me: "Vodka and beer are worth a lifetime of soups and stamps."
He should have made a single cell in the middle of the corn fields to host the most confused prisoner ever
I, for one, welcome our new pink flamingo overlords.
I as well
An awesome turtle has certified this video with a Turtle Badge of Approval.
Only spiff can turn a prison building game into Farming simulator Ohio edition
Ohio ain’t that bad
Because I live in Ohio
In fact, this is what Khrushchev did instead of building Gulags
@@bartowgivens3597 I’m from north Ohio and it ain’t bad, but there’s cornfields fuckin everywhere
“Oh god it’s almost harvesting season”
**laughs in bannerlord**
The government: Is this a prison
Spiff: Well yes but no
It’s a prison for the farmers!!!
Plot twist: Spiff could have gotten better subsidies if he had just told the government he was making a farm.
Spiff: "we are going to make the most British prison of all time!"
Me: "australia?"
Poor Australia
Seriously. Plantations are more of an American thing.
No tea plants??
I think profit could be increased by planting a different batch of corn on separate days instead of all at once.
Rotate your crops, not for nutrients, but for logistics of gathering and cpu usage.
Smart, very smart.
The workers are too stupid. He noted it mid-game... once harvest starts, all the farmers switch to harvest mode until the harvest is done, then reset to planting mode. So no matter how you try to stagger it, it will only last at best 2 cycles before being completely in time.
He needed Many more autoharvesters. That makes the harvest faster, allowing more planting.
Spiff: "Bam! It's bananas---"
Gwen Stefani: "B-A-N-A-N-A-S"
What's ironic, is that Corn isn't profitable without government subsidies.
Game about managing a colony of survivors in a hostile environment: Spiffing Brit builds a giant prison labor camp.
Game about managing prison population and exploiting their free labor: Spiffing Brit builds an absolutly legal farm.
Why?
For the glory of Yorkshire Tea, of course!
Both of these things are just so stereotypically British. For the glory of tea, indeed.
Meanwhile in the real world, a single ear of corn is bought for about 70 cents...
70 cents? I get them at the store for like 3 for a $1. But I do love in corn land
@@RAD-RC in my country you get 1kg for 0.50 cents
@@chabr1783 this dude owns a country holy shit
@@YungSkrtDinger420 you dont say "in my country" in english? In here it means like county im in or country i was born in
@@chabr1783 you own country?
I, for one, welcome our pink flamingo overlords
As an Iowan I can safely say, you can never have too much corn
So how about a “The US stock market is perfectly balanced with no exploits” video next?
Be careful Spiff, Monsanto is watching you not use their specific cursed corn seed
POV: You're scrolling through the comments trying to find a normal one
Try up voting all the comments
Thank you for this small break in the horrific copypasta 😂
I just wanna read normal comments about the video, is that too much ask for? XD
What's going on though?
Yes
So instead of a Prison, he created Australia...
Same thing.
@@enderdrive LOL
"I've descended into corn-based madness!"
Yes...YES!!
For Corn!
Soon, prison architect and rimworld will meld. Prison world? No. Rim Architect? Oh yes.
Well it all ready happend
Point of view: you’re watching people comment key words.
Imagine not commenting: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "PogChamp" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series”
Wtf is going on?
@@filiipa52 Essentially commenting these keywords causes the UA-cam algorithm to recommend this video to others.
It’s a callback to a recent video (maybe it’s a call forward)? Where spiff is trying to close off a problem with UA-cam’s algorithm which creates views in user groups that aren’t interested by putting keywords in the comments. (I think that’s accurate but hung down the video just in case).
OH FINALLY SOMEONE NOT COMMENTING KEY WORDS
Some say he still sees corn around him to this day and many more to come
Also how it feels to live in iowa
I like the spiffing Brits puns just like my crops, in the dirt and never watered.
Plot twist: the farmers are prisoners suffering the pain of farming 24/7
"It aint much but its honest work"
Spiff: "... we can drop out tax rate to 1%, it's perfectly fair and legal."
Still more than the AAA companies pay in taxes.
I assume that stands for "A Antideath A department"
You’ve effectively made the farmers prisoners.
Corn, IRL, is one of the most profitable produces because of chemistry, it's converted into bio-diesel, high fructose corn syrup, it's also used in batteries, plastics, glue, alcohol, and perhaps most importantly, ethanol, which is a component of commercially sold gasoline. So corns high price isn't exactly unrealistic.
I got a hunch that the next vid is "Reddit and the stock market is a perfectly balanced game, WITH NO EXLOITS"
"mom can we have farming simulator?"
"We have farming simulator at home."
Farming simulator at home:
The only real exploit in this playthrough is getting that detention center grant when you have zero prisoners lol
Its amazing how fast you can talk and how much continuous, non stop talking you can fill the entire video. Your awesome!
jesus scrolling down to the comment section feels like walking into a room full of people in black robes chanting an incantation or something
I know right
Spiff: "please insert the laugh track"
Also Spiff: "Don't mind if I do"
Spiff is Legion, for Spiff is many.
Spiff went corn-mad one year before the rest of us, a true trendsetter. It's corn!
He went bananas.
5 bucks says the developers saw Spiff's video on turning the game into a giant tea plantation and came up with this DLC as a result :P
Ah, the Gulag Architect: Community Service DLC
"The most british prison of all time"
So you're making Australia?
Spiff: "There really is no game quite like Prison Archtitect when it comes to violating basic human rights"
Rimworld: Feeding Prisoners their own tribemates while housing 10 of them in a 10 block refrigerated shithole with fresh delicious corpses in it
Mismanaged Prisons and a massive amounts of corn? This may just be the most American video Spiff has ever created…
Minecraft farm in a dictatorship server be like:
It's a good thing you're not a pirate, because then you'd only get a buck an ear.
Spiff - *mentions corn*
Zach - *heavy breathing*
I believe the word you’re looking for is “plantation”...
Spiff’s GF “What are you up to Spiff me luv?”
Spiff Making cornography.
"I have 23000 in coooorn..."
The ravings of a cornbased madman
They need to let you grow tea, that way we can become the ultimate profit machine.
Then it can really be a quintessential British bit... a prison where all the prison labour is used to grow tea!
Spiff: "We're going to be building, quite possibly, the most british prison of all time."
Me: Australia?
The most British prison ever huh? Funny, this doesn’t look like Australia.
if took me 50 pages to find a comment that was not: Imagine not commenting: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "PogChamp" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series”
Literally America right now. Biden is only starting to take action against removal of private prisons where this very thing can happen.
**ALERT TO O5 HIGH COMMAND SCP-1507 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT**
"SCP-1507, colloquially known as ... the pink flamingo... Debriefing will take place at 04:00 hours"
Containment Team Bravo is Down Repeat - Bravo Down
Its So PINK arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh ! [Transmission Lost]
When's Wall street is perfectly balenced?
Ah yes, drinking a cup of Yorkshire tea every morning for a year now because of you.
All hail all of our perfectly balanced and exceedingly beautiful overlords
me and the boys in the stock market 📈 doing exploits irl
Shares go brrrrrr.
@@Novasky2007 nooo you can't just disturb our money making scheme
You successfully made the american midwest: farming, prisons, and questionable labour.
Did I miss something he’s using paid workers in his fields not prisoners. 😅
Anyone remember when he did this but with tea like a year ago?
I need to understand this:
He is not letting his farmers out
He is hiring farmers to work
He didn't run a prison
But those hired farmers must work and can't leave
This man has a point
I can, in fact, imagine posting a comment not entirely full of seo terms. I swear, this is the new "first".
"Spiffing Brit looks at comments section" *Oh my god, what have i done*
Imagine not commenting: ""“Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "PogChamp" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series” “Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Halo" "Devil may cry" “UA-cam is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” “Cocomelon” “t series”
whey are all over the comment section
send help
SOS
Spiff: *Breaks his computer in pursuit of infinite money*
@LetsGameItOut: "First time, eh?"
Hasn’t LGIO only managed to toast his computer once, though? The dynamite episode?
Alternate title: “EXPLOITING the INDUSTRIAL PRISON COMPLEX with CORN”
Do you see all the other spam comments or is it just me?
@@Asandmanwithnosandplan It's from his exploiting UA-cam video. Key phrases get more attention from the algorithm
@@jaytay223 Ah I'm a moron. I thought way too many people were commenting it.
The second he switched from corn to bananas (missing a possible pun on the US' United Fruit Company own imperialism and colonialism), he became an...
Ex-corn.
Get your coat.
Farmer: "It's almost harvesting season."
AWAY WITH YOU, VILE BEGGAR