Prison Architect IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Infinite Wardens Is Broken!!

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  • @chandrakas
    @chandrakas 4 роки тому +579

    “On what front have you been well treated?”
    Spiff, you’ve handcuffed people to their beds for a solid week and just let them piss on each other. I’ll let you figure out what those 9 people are into.

    • @cultist_npc
      @cultist_npc 4 роки тому +65

      they into handholding?! They are all DEGENERATES!

    • @geckoo9190
      @geckoo9190 4 роки тому +32

      -Youre going to jail for sex crimes and killing a furry
      -Yeeeea, can I bring the suit with me
      -Sure
      -And what about the stuffing

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 4 роки тому +4

      @@geckoo9190 The stuffing come, no worries ;)

    • @connorwilliams1888
      @connorwilliams1888 4 роки тому

      Coffee drinkers

    • @jellyarizomaramger1433
      @jellyarizomaramger1433 3 роки тому

      *kinky*

  • @THE_DOC210
    @THE_DOC210 4 роки тому +2108

    Geneva convention: exists.
    Spiff: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

    • @sagaisaksimonmir4728
      @sagaisaksimonmir4728 4 роки тому +7

      That is actually really weird I would say that in the 1949 Geneva conventions collective punishment is a war crime, and yes I am aware that most of internet already know that but I am wishing we make that all

    • @this_is_patrick
      @this_is_patrick 4 роки тому +5

      @@sagaisaksimonmir4728 I may not be reading your comment correctly, but why is outlawing collective punishment weird?

    • @tjjordhen299
      @tjjordhen299 4 роки тому +2

      @@this_is_patrick ask Patrick

    • @MrDazzlerdarren
      @MrDazzlerdarren 4 роки тому +14

      @@this_is_patrick Because only the person that did the crime should be punished; for example if my Grand-dad did something awful to your Grand-dad why should I still be punished for it?

    • @rhawkas2637
      @rhawkas2637 4 роки тому +15

      Spiff: Exists.
      Geneva Convention: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.

  • @AfferbeckBeats
    @AfferbeckBeats 4 роки тому +316

    Spiff yells "You're fired!" at the same guy 20 times, then says to the 20 guys in the hallway "You're all hired"

    • @AshPikachu9
      @AshPikachu9 3 роки тому +24

      Then he goes back to the guy he fired 20 times and says “your hired”

    • @kieran6815
      @kieran6815 2 роки тому

      D

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 роки тому +618

    We were shaken down, locked up in our cells for over a week without food, and my cellmate died of starvation.
    9.5/10 experience; it has a little something for everyone.

    • @noizsegat1924
      @noizsegat1924 4 роки тому +5

      Firock Finion dunkey.

    • @taltamir
      @taltamir 4 роки тому +17

      maybe it is out of spite? they are trying to make sure others get the same experience they had.

  • @nspring06
    @nspring06 3 роки тому +371

    I like to think the suppression is just the warden promising a pizza party at the end of each week if the prisoners behave themselves.

    • @ButWhyMe...
      @ButWhyMe... 2 роки тому +4

      *Cake

    • @lukasmagana466
      @lukasmagana466 Рік тому +4

      @@ButWhyMe... there is no cake

    • @DoThatBit
      @DoThatBit Рік тому +7

      ​​​@@lukasmagana466ur saying that...
      The cake is a...
      ...Read more

    • @justarandomguyplayingrando4792
      @justarandomguyplayingrando4792 Рік тому

      ​@@DoThatBitwait a damn minute,is that a portal reference?

    • @DoThatBit
      @DoThatBit Рік тому

      @@justarandomguyplayingrando4792 you got me bud lol

  • @Theozaz
    @Theozaz 4 роки тому +158

    This is like the warden just strolling around dealing with the complaints and responding, "We'll look into that and sort it tomorrow." And they believe it...

    • @WombatDave
      @WombatDave 4 роки тому +27

      That's why you need 20. The first one doesn't do anything, so they go to the second, then the third, etc. By the time they get to the last one the starvation has rendered them unable to physically do anything about their complaints.

    • @magnusamann6806
      @magnusamann6806 3 роки тому +10

      The wardens are actually handing out opium, thats the only explanation

  • @xPLAYnOfficial
    @xPLAYnOfficial 4 роки тому +906

    _PA clicks on_
    _(indiscernable voices from 21 wardens)_
    Random prisoner: _C A L M_

    • @FlameDarkfire
      @FlameDarkfire 4 роки тому +84

      Prisoner: P A N I K
      Loudspeaker: *voice of the legion*
      Prisoner: K A L M

    • @JoelJames2
      @JoelJames2 4 роки тому +26

      I'm more impressed they could get the PA system to work without electricity.

    • @saivinayakdaya4648
      @saivinayakdaya4648 3 роки тому +5

      It won’t be indiscernible, it would just be all of them saying the same thing at the same time.

    • @calebh3632
      @calebh3632 3 роки тому +2

      @@FlameDarkfire ave. True to Caesar

  • @couldbeme5561
    @couldbeme5561 4 роки тому +940

    _Prison-Wide PA system crackles on_
    _{Incomprehensible garble of 30 people talking at once}_
    Prisoners: Ah, that warden, he really, just makes me feel, welcome, y’know?

    • @sevience1300
      @sevience1300 4 роки тому +11

      Yeet

    • @devonwilson8306
      @devonwilson8306 4 роки тому +96

      Alternatively, Prisoners: I think our Warden might be a tentacled creature from beyond reality, whose voice drives me to madness. I must avoid doing anything that draws its attention if I want to survive.

    • @aaronbasham6554
      @aaronbasham6554 4 роки тому +26

      Worse, comprehensive garble of 30 people talking simultaneously

    • @kristophia7310
      @kristophia7310 4 роки тому +17

      its simple when there is a riot the guards tell the warden's
      and the warden's say :ALL IS FINE
      at the same time

    • @CaptNSquared
      @CaptNSquared 4 роки тому +31

      We are The Warden.
      You will be reformed
      Resistance is futile

  • @henrywarmoth1792
    @henrywarmoth1792 4 роки тому +550

    "6 prisoners say they've been well treated"
    In the lower right corner at the same time: "Deaths today: 6" I guess they died happy. 😂

    • @DeepfriedChips
      @DeepfriedChips 3 роки тому +15

      7 months later, first reply

    • @henrywarmoth1792
      @henrywarmoth1792 3 роки тому +10

      @@DeepfriedChips thanks. I forgot I wrote this. Lol

    • @h-Films
      @h-Films 3 роки тому +3

      7 months later, third reply

    • @thegreydiant1652
      @thegreydiant1652 3 роки тому +1

      8 months, fourth reply.

    • @BlockyRaptor
      @BlockyRaptor 3 роки тому +1

      8 months and 2 days later, 5th reply

  • @loke6664
    @loke6664 Рік тому +32

    I don't think poor Paul actually had 30 families, it is far more likely Spiffco prison Corp just didn't bother to inform the families of all the dead prisoners that their loved ones had starved to death.

  • @tlozfreak888
    @tlozfreak888 4 роки тому +166

    "I'm firing you ten times"
    "What? Why?"
    "Cloning."

  • @GameJade
    @GameJade 4 роки тому +641

    "I'm sorry, you're fired."
    Warden starts to walk out.
    "Before you go, I just want you to know...you're fired."
    "What?"
    "I would've let this slide, but you're fired."
    "What are you saying?"
    "You know what? You're not fired, you can stay."
    "Really?"
    "No, you're fired."

    • @RedGallardo
      @RedGallardo 4 роки тому +49

      Now realize that all these lines are said by one same person: the Warden XD

    • @vixshire3672
      @vixshire3672 4 роки тому +4

      IchigoMait regular show

    • @dusaprukiyathan1613
      @dusaprukiyathan1613 4 роки тому +1

      HAPPY 10TH CLICK-VERSARY, PRINTER BOY! HOW ABOUT ON YOUR 11TH I GIVE YOU A GAME OVER!?

  • @Mgauge
    @Mgauge 4 роки тому +326

    The line between “prison” and “death cult” is a very thin one.

  • @redweege2929
    @redweege2929 4 роки тому +131

    "they havent eaten in over a day and the danger level is decreasing! this makes no sense!"
    you wouldnt be dangerous if you where starving too lmao

  • @loganl7547
    @loganl7547 3 роки тому +149

    You see a normal person would think Paul Frosts wifes age was 41, and his sons were 19 and 13 years old, but really it means he has 41 wives, 19 son's, and 13 "son's"

    • @Gh0sty-_-
      @Gh0sty-_- Рік тому

      Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @PiniutLEGIT
    @PiniutLEGIT 4 роки тому +391

    Prisoners: We're about to riot.
    One million wardens: **breathing**
    Prisoners: We're suppressed. We don't want to riot anymore.

  • @candestry
    @candestry 4 роки тому +632

    Spiff: "I have an infinite money exploit!"
    Also Spiff: *Spends $50k setting it up and earns $100*

    • @glenmcgillivray4707
      @glenmcgillivray4707 4 роки тому +79

      just add one metal detector.
      Watch the spice FLOW. (also doggos. you've never seen all the money a doggo sniffing bleach could earn you)

    • @Juno101
      @Juno101 4 роки тому +53

      It's infinite, no one said it's a lot of money

    • @aaronc1051
      @aaronc1051 Рік тому +3

      There's a mutator called more conterband that makes it alot more profitable

    • @raymondwiggins354
      @raymondwiggins354 Рік тому +1

      Im pretty sure the infinite warden glitch still works too

  • @trevorsmith470
    @trevorsmith470 4 роки тому +3228

    Hello, the most recent patch added glorious tea to the vanilla stardew valley game. You know what to do.

    • @MalekitGJ
      @MalekitGJ 4 роки тому +106

      Upvote this!
      Must build GLORIOUS Tea Plantations

    • @Mini_Squatch
      @Mini_Squatch 4 роки тому +51

      its been ages since tea was officially added mate

    • @Salle37
      @Salle37 4 роки тому +77

      Imagine Spiff getting coached by DangerouslyFunny in StardewValley

    • @sevience1300
      @sevience1300 4 роки тому +6

      Yeet

    • @engineergaming1624
      @engineergaming1624 4 роки тому +27

      Like so that our tyrannical lea-* coughs * *Glorious and Majestic Savior Spiff* sees this

  • @MrEvan312
    @MrEvan312 3 роки тому +147

    Over a year later the duplication exploit does not seem to have been fixed... they're too afraid of what else Spiff may dig up if they get rid of this one.

    • @TaikaJamppa
      @TaikaJamppa Рік тому +3

      Oh it is still in the game, and I admit, I like it… but it is not very useful with other than these two wardens… I mean, really, I only play with Saphara anyway.

    • @CaptainB1994
      @CaptainB1994 9 місяців тому

      It's been fixed(if it was ever present) in the console version.

  • @Dhieleos
    @Dhieleos 2 роки тому +47

    imagine getting 20 pink slips. "wow. they really didnt like my work, huh?" (21 new wardens show up to take your place)

  • @chancentd
    @chancentd 4 роки тому +363

    Warden: there is no war in ba sing say

  • @AKAGFunk
    @AKAGFunk 4 роки тому +133

    Spiff tokens are a perfectly balanced currency with no exploits.

    • @tinysaddledchicken
      @tinysaddledchicken 4 роки тому

      I vote D, we all know what Spiff will do...

    • @TNP-
      @TNP- 4 роки тому

      ill spam d with different accounts
      s p i f

  • @mrsleepsleep40
    @mrsleepsleep40 4 роки тому +145

    prisoner: has no food, water , hygiene , clothes, social interaction , fun , actually a purpose in the prison if you dont count the buffing of the death rate in the prison.
    the voice of the 20 wardens in his mind: chill bro its gonna be ok
    prisoner : this is the best day of my life.

    • @glenmcgillivray4707
      @glenmcgillivray4707 4 роки тому +5

      Clearly someone hired Morgan Freeman.
      Twenty Times
      He's just reading the ingredients list on the cereal he gets to eat, and everyone is just CHILLING in their cells.

  • @yuelianghunge
    @yuelianghunge 4 роки тому +37

    "we havent been fed for over a month now , almost 99% of us are dying every SINGLE SECONDS , but you know what the warden kinda cool let not complain about that sh*t"

  • @leglo4996
    @leglo4996 Рік тому +20

    I always love it whenever spiffing goes in announcer voice over

  • @Daikoon
    @Daikoon 4 роки тому +69

    I am getting a that mitchell and webb look feeling when i hear you say "everything is fine, all
    the issues are over now, please remain indoors" XD

    • @acls1239
      @acls1239 4 роки тому +5

      @@thespiffingbrit stardew Valley I'm almost 100% sure that they added tea plants The vanilla game

    • @metallkopf988
      @metallkopf988 4 роки тому +2

      One warden talking to another:
      "Hans... are we the _baddies_?!"

    • @jdbm1978
      @jdbm1978 4 роки тому

      Mitchell and Webb dressed as Nazis once so should be cancelled including all of us for watching it, including Spiff. Sorry Spiff.

    • @HangTimeNinjas
      @HangTimeNinjas 4 роки тому

      where were you when the event occured? ahha

  • @codysmit
    @codysmit 4 роки тому +71

    When the day finally comes that people can be charged in real life for actions committed in video games, Spiff's trial will make the Nuremberg Trials look like a petty crimes charge.

    • @ScaredCat4
      @ScaredCat4 4 роки тому +23

      Oh my friend, you haven't heard the horrifying tales of GrayStillPlays.

    • @richardbudgell7507
      @richardbudgell7507 4 роки тому +5

      I laughed too hard at this and I ran to puke, you assholes are too funny *WHEEZING NOISES*

    • @LegoEngineer003
      @LegoEngineer003 4 роки тому +6

      casey promise Gray will just place a few floating tables to confuse everyone, build a tower, then proceed to fly across the nation killing enemies with a bow in said tower

    • @christianfreedom-seeker934
      @christianfreedom-seeker934 4 роки тому +1

      Uh, don't give the Left any more ideas!

    • @rbck8826
      @rbck8826 3 роки тому

      Imagine call me kevins trial!

  • @tatters8236
    @tatters8236 4 роки тому +92

    I just dawned on me that Australia is the perfect example of being too lazy to build a prison

    • @heeff
      @heeff 4 роки тому +6

      They didn’t have enough space. They tried to just keep the prisoners in prison boats called ‘hulks’ but when they discovered Australia they decided to use them for free labour

    • @christianfreedom-seeker934
      @christianfreedom-seeker934 4 роки тому +2

      The Moon would be a PERFECT spot to house a series of prisons in the lava tubes. Think about it, no-one can escape it because of the vacuum of space!

    • @phroggu
      @phroggu 3 роки тому +4

      @@christianfreedom-seeker934 I'm sorry, THE MOON? LAVA TUBES? Did i miss a couple decades of technological advancements?

    • @kylenetherwood8734
      @kylenetherwood8734 3 роки тому +3

      @@christianfreedom-seeker934 I like how you're a libertarian who wants a prison built on the moon.

  • @brendanbush2174
    @brendanbush2174 2 роки тому +48

    Gaslighting prisoner and wardens until they believe everything is okay

  • @packediceisthebestminecraf9007
    @packediceisthebestminecraf9007 4 роки тому +18

    Imagine sitting in a prison cell for multiple days without being fed listening to 25 wardens saying like "You're fine" " you'll be alright trust me." "You're not starving because i tell you you're fine" "Don't worry about the food, our voices will calm you."

  • @jerubaal101
    @jerubaal101 4 роки тому +32

    Imagine being a hardened criminal and getting "the talk" from a high school guidance counselor every single day. It'd keep Charles Bronson suppressed.

  • @leonardorivelorivelo9253
    @leonardorivelorivelo9253 4 роки тому +213

    "Hello im the new Warden of the Prison."
    "Wait, IM THE WARDEN"
    "Wtf im the warden"
    "If You are the Warden, he is the Warden and Im the Warden then who is running the Prison?"

    • @calebbilling4984
      @calebbilling4984 4 роки тому +12

      "The Warden."
      *[Confused noises in Warden(s)]*

    • @susa.k.a.pinkguy2036
      @susa.k.a.pinkguy2036 4 роки тому

      *scooby doo theme plays* *shaggy enters the chat* ah, u feeble mortals have dared awoken the shaggy=?!?

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 роки тому

      All of them are. Just don’t tell them that.

    • @Wapako
      @Wapako 4 роки тому +1

      Me! The real warden !

    • @EugeneRimmer
      @EugeneRimmer 4 роки тому

      No, I'm the warden!

  • @dakotadyer8813
    @dakotadyer8813 4 роки тому +171

    The meal variety is still better than US school lunches

    • @wildwyatxbox
      @wildwyatxbox 4 роки тому +2

      Your not wrong

    • @damagedcortex1415
      @damagedcortex1415 4 роки тому +4

      much better than US prisons

    • @jerbar1280
      @jerbar1280 4 роки тому

      And the quality is much better than hospital food

    • @uckcpr
      @uckcpr 4 роки тому

      *laughs in tea land*

    • @HDTomo
      @HDTomo 4 роки тому

      Damn americans. Find it right to throw tea away and feed their children grub? Pfft!

  • @huuweee
    @huuweee 2 роки тому +8

    "he is starving again, but honestly i do anything i can just to stop being arrested" - apparently everything besides building a kitchen that is.
    Also it is lovely how the prison is wide open but no one seems to care to just go home xD

  • @firenutter1798
    @firenutter1798 3 роки тому +15

    can you just imagine the rough day that be comming home from being the warden of the Spiffing Brit's jail saying to thereadorable famly how they got sacked nearly endlessly then cloned for the jails owners benifit

  • @David-kc4zi
    @David-kc4zi 4 роки тому +89

    Spiff: "I mean who actually, wants to build a prison; It's much easier to steal it really..."
    Me: Isn't stealing a prison, gonna get you.... you know.. sentenced to prison?

    • @gloreaf1850
      @gloreaf1850 4 роки тому +17

      But if you steal the prison... It's your prison. You could just... let yourself out.

    • @AsuraBoss
      @AsuraBoss 4 роки тому +1

      Going to prison anyway.

  • @pokediamond70
    @pokediamond70 4 роки тому +131

    I’m convinced spiff is on a quest to break every game

    • @ssinji1185
      @ssinji1185 4 роки тому +7

      @@thespiffingbrit a truly talented man you are

    • @twat9192
      @twat9192 4 роки тому +2

      Pokediamond you are correct all he has to do is pong

    • @pokediamond70
      @pokediamond70 4 роки тому +4

      The Spiffing Brit indeed i’m sure todd howard will be shaking in his boots when you wreck his next game

    • @humantent945
      @humantent945 4 роки тому +1

      @@thespiffingbrit You have forgotten Yorkshire Tea - The Game

    • @yugitrump435
      @yugitrump435 4 роки тому

      @@thespiffingbrit still waiting on 100 stat man vs the communitea

  • @rocketman2485
    @rocketman2485 4 роки тому +55

    Just finished a cup of tea. Must have summoned spiff

  • @JMHusin
    @JMHusin 3 роки тому +11

    "There is no war in -Ba Sing Se- this prison" - The Pacifier

  • @Yeetmastr4
    @Yeetmastr4 Рік тому +9

    15:07
    The danger level is decreasing because everyone is dying.

  • @bruceluiz
    @bruceluiz 4 роки тому +29

    "Food is gas for the body. Meditation is gas for the soul"
    - 5th Snitch about to be shived

  • @SearcGaming
    @SearcGaming 4 роки тому +414

    "$1 a day per inmate is illigal" - American private security prisons say hello.

    • @elduendedeslaverdad9772
      @elduendedeslaverdad9772 4 роки тому +26

      FPSRussia said it was 37 cents when he was in.

    • @FlameDarkfire
      @FlameDarkfire 4 роки тому +24

      Hell, Joe Arpaio fed his prisoners on $1.50 per day at his tent city jail.

    • @flopus7
      @flopus7 4 роки тому +10

      Government prisons charge per day as well

    • @namnams1495
      @namnams1495 4 роки тому +4

      American Schools say Hello

    • @AzureIV
      @AzureIV 4 роки тому +3

      The song "In the Arms of an Angel" are playing in the background.
      The commercial is in black and white.
      "For just $1 a day you can save an inmate."

  • @thaias9654
    @thaias9654 4 роки тому +71

    Imagine starving to death but you don’t feel like you’re starving, just because 10 clones of the same guy said your are not starving in a calm, relaxing voice.

    • @anthonyromanelli1392
      @anthonyromanelli1392 4 роки тому +5

      Such is the power of motivational speaking

    • @guy_autordie
      @guy_autordie 4 роки тому

      For knowing what starvation is, I can assure you, you will kill these guys.

    • @geckoo9190
      @geckoo9190 4 роки тому +3

      I would be more worried about finding them all in a dark corridor

    • @bobby45825
      @bobby45825 4 роки тому +4

      Religion summarized.

  • @jb111082
    @jb111082 4 роки тому +14

    Police: Tell us where the drugs are, or you're going to prison for 20 years!
    Suspect: I'm not afraid of your prison
    Police: It's ran by Spiff
    Suspect: Here's a map!

  • @buriedpet
    @buriedpet 2 роки тому +23

    Can you underflow the wardens calming effect to make the most dangerous prison in existence?

  • @infin8comet
    @infin8comet 4 роки тому +72

    6 people in a prison while starving: ThiS Is FiNe

  • @frozenheartedgiant8330
    @frozenheartedgiant8330 4 роки тому +112

    US prison system watching this video:
    Write that down, write that down.

    • @Viranical
      @Viranical 4 роки тому +11

      Sadly there's already prison wardens who brag about spending less than 1$ per prisoner per day

  • @smile_or_kill7750
    @smile_or_kill7750 4 роки тому +45

    The wardens on the intercom: "Imagine yourself in a frozen forest..."

  • @jacksonmulcahy
    @jacksonmulcahy 4 роки тому +24

    I feel like his comedy deserves more than 1.5M subs. Is it just me? he makes me laugh every video the whole time.

  • @KnineFeline
    @KnineFeline Рік тому +3

    Spiff's prison theme: "Better than you deserve" XD

  • @lolcatsravenight
    @lolcatsravenight 4 роки тому +200

    Ah, Spiff is modelling the American Prison System today I see.

    • @joshlewis5065
      @joshlewis5065 4 роки тому +9

      Way better than the Russian prison system. If you get cought with some weed, they will throw you in Black Dolphin with the cannibals.

    • @christianfreedom-seeker934
      @christianfreedom-seeker934 4 роки тому +1

      Well the problem is prisoners are treated TOO WELL!

    • @englishsquidofficial
      @englishsquidofficial 3 роки тому +1

      The British prison system

  • @patrickbaker7014
    @patrickbaker7014 4 роки тому +35

    The Spiffing Brit is just a slightly more sane version of Let's Game It Out

    • @why6860
      @why6860 4 роки тому +2

      BombingLlamas Breaking News: is it still a surprise about what Florida man has done?

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 4 роки тому +163

    Well historically, the British prison system has been rather hit-or-miss.

    • @Lord_Asshat
      @Lord_Asshat 4 роки тому +16

      Australia as example

    • @kyrnti1075
      @kyrnti1075 4 роки тому +18

      I guess he didnt miss huh?

    • @apotatoman4862
      @apotatoman4862 4 роки тому +4

      @@kyrnti1075 ...

    • @kyrnti1075
      @kyrnti1075 4 роки тому +9

      You got a brit that never wants to sip ya (the Coffee get your mind out of the gutter)

    • @kyrnti1075
      @kyrnti1075 4 роки тому +5

      He is gonna do a dup And he wont miss ya

  • @AzureIV
    @AzureIV 4 роки тому +2

    9:36 The song "In the Arms of an Angel" are playing in the background.
    The commercial is in black and white.
    "For just $1 a day you can save an inmate."

  • @ha7vds
    @ha7vds 4 роки тому +51

    this sounds like something a failed austrian painter would do

  • @Markmylifewithwords
    @Markmylifewithwords 4 роки тому +85

    Spiff in a nutshell: If it doesn't involve tea. It i cannot see.

  • @gerhardvanniekerk3759
    @gerhardvanniekerk3759 4 роки тому +97

    For the love of everything tea. Can we please get a video from Spiff co on the perfect balance of sid meier's civilization beyond earth.

    • @gerhardvanniekerk3759
      @gerhardvanniekerk3759 4 роки тому +21

      @@thespiffingbrit A perfectly balanced game in the universe of Sid Meier

    • @rhawkas2637
      @rhawkas2637 4 роки тому +4

      @@thespiffingbrit That sounds promising. XD

    • @firstnamelastname2703
      @firstnamelastname2703 4 роки тому +2

      @@thespiffingbrit how did you reply to this before it was posted!?

    • @sircharlesvonpimpsmack7667
      @sircharlesvonpimpsmack7667 4 роки тому +4

      It's because the power of tea gives power to the queen and therefore spiff.

    • @devonwilson8306
      @devonwilson8306 4 роки тому

      @@gerhardvanniekerk3759 It wanted so badly to be Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, and it just wasn't.

  • @Master_Yoda1990
    @Master_Yoda1990 4 роки тому +39

    When everyone is dead then there is no danger of starvation.

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 4 роки тому +5

      *_Stalin would like to know your location._*

    • @Master_Yoda1990
      @Master_Yoda1990 4 роки тому +1

      SkyNinja759 🇰🇵 🇰🇵Kim didn’t want “all” to die, no guts if you ask me, so the next solution was it doesn’t exist if the people won’t complain about it 🤔🇰🇵🇰🇵

  • @Lustr0us_Ma3str0
    @Lustr0us_Ma3str0 4 роки тому +4

    the way multiple choice questions work is if there is an "all of the above" option, that the answer lol

  • @skiptoacceptancemdarlin
    @skiptoacceptancemdarlin Рік тому +1

    this is exactly the game a talented dev would design during his 6 months in county jail while awaiting a court date for a DUI (no, he can't afford bail. in America you can either buy your way out, or design a video game based on jail while you wait it out).

  • @sigurd3580
    @sigurd3580 4 роки тому +75

    British people are "experts" in terms of the justice system. So much so that the prisoners made their own country and declared independence.

    • @weesnaorc1203
      @weesnaorc1203 4 роки тому +7

      Australia

    • @sevience1300
      @sevience1300 4 роки тому +1

      Yeet

    • @tokiri485
      @tokiri485 4 роки тому +7

      And yet the prison country made in a land that actively wants to kill them is still more sensible than the dipshits who threw tea in the harbour .

    • @olliesmith4235
      @olliesmith4235 4 роки тому +2

      @@weesnaorc1203 I think you mean ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀

    • @robtoe10
      @robtoe10 4 роки тому

      Ah...America... ;)

  • @simplex_games2493
    @simplex_games2493 4 роки тому +59

    U said “he’s just passed out due to being unconscious” lol

  • @blax140
    @blax140 4 роки тому +40

    Even if a game doesn't have an economy spiff is still gunna find a unlimited money glitch

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 4 роки тому +6

      Of course, he is British after all.

  • @pauls5745
    @pauls5745 4 роки тому +3

    I don't even play these games but watching them being exploited is fascinating!!
    I wonder if Prison Architect can be played with 0 prisoners?

  • @NestofBugs
    @NestofBugs 4 роки тому +2

    i just love the sound of your voice. this channel gets the table approval

  • @ralf7823
    @ralf7823 4 роки тому +73

    China laughs at your feeble attempt to recreate their prison system.

  • @thaynewarnick5715
    @thaynewarnick5715 4 роки тому +7

    You've done it again you mad man! I must get the tea for this one.

  • @DesolatorMagic
    @DesolatorMagic 4 роки тому +4

    This reminds me of the Mordor 2 glitch where you create a new character, trade them -100000 and then delete them and you get positive 100000 currency lol.

  • @ryanthelin6867
    @ryanthelin6867 3 роки тому +26

    Imagine if the spiffing Scot and let's game it out did a collab that would be amazing! And most likely chaos😂

  • @Darwinator
    @Darwinator 4 роки тому

    I prepared my tea and let it brew but then forgot about it. Thanks to your intro I remembered to pause the video and go and get it! Thanks Brit!

  • @timmywuwon2879
    @timmywuwon2879 4 роки тому +54

    "Hello I am The Warden, who are you?"
    "I am The Warden."
    "Nice to meet you The Warden."
    "Same here The Warded."

  • @tomchubby1438
    @tomchubby1438 4 роки тому +9

    I will only be concerned when spiff puts something up along the lines of ‘Is not perfectly balanced’. At this point we are in the end times

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 роки тому +1

      Oooh, I want to see a title saying: [Thing] is *not* perfectly balanced.
      Though I would be concerned as well

    • @tomchubby1438
      @tomchubby1438 4 роки тому

      Thaias it would be condemned!!!

  • @bluewuppo
    @bluewuppo 4 роки тому +5

    I see you took inspiration from the U.S prison system with that whole entrapment plan

  • @arthasmenethil9957
    @arthasmenethil9957 3 роки тому +12

    I know the chances of him taking over the world are slim, but in that unlikely event, I want that Spiff token. D. Final Answer.

  • @oboll6064
    @oboll6064 4 роки тому +3

    Spiff, you can toggle auto placement of lights in the foundations menu, which also transfers over to quick build. This prevents you from spending money on the lights that most of your exploit rooms have and aren't powered, meaning they also prevent them from annoying you and/or your viewers with the constant blinking icon.

  • @fading_cinder7513
    @fading_cinder7513 4 роки тому +11

    Nooo you can’t just abuse digital prisoners into starvation
    Spiff: hahaha infinite wardens exploits go burrurrur

  • @UnluckyGunner
    @UnluckyGunner 4 роки тому +15

    The answer is actually secret option E: Yes AND MORE!!

  • @imsofakingcool4488
    @imsofakingcool4488 4 роки тому +7

    "A snitch was just murdered" sounded so odd coming from you haha

  • @riskyworks
    @riskyworks 3 роки тому +3

    Spiff should become the ruler of England, by breaking Monarchy and becoming the new leader… Not really, but also yes, because free tea

    • @somethinguncreative4475
      @somethinguncreative4475 2 роки тому

      then he could finally fulfill his dream.
      mandated 5 drinks of tea an hour.

  • @joshuapatrick682
    @joshuapatrick682 2 роки тому +3

    10 guards for 53 prisoners?! What do you think this is, France? That number is way to high! 1 guard can definitely handle 53 prisoners…

  • @dffdff-kw7rc
    @dffdff-kw7rc 4 роки тому +42

    sees title
    no tree farming literally unwatchable

  • @ZachMcZachington
    @ZachMcZachington 4 роки тому +18

    Definitely D, can’t wait for you to take over so I get my spiff token

  • @domination5467
    @domination5467 4 роки тому +8

    Spiff where have you been? I’ve missed you 😢😢
    Can’t wait for the next Minecraft livestream btw - SPIFFTOPIA FOREVER!!!

  • @laughingcrow9363
    @laughingcrow9363 4 роки тому +4

    Truly splendid my good Spiff! But *gasp* I find myself disappointed to see that a true Brit such as yourself hasn't taken to exploiting the gods of Dark souls, surely you would be able to extend your British imperial arm to these "lesser beings" and show them the true British way.

  • @TotallyReliableDino
    @TotallyReliableDino Рік тому +1

    Imagine if this guy and josh from lets game it out team up,its Over

  • @andrewtoasterr9325
    @andrewtoasterr9325 4 роки тому +5

    It's D, it's ALWAYS ALL THE THE balanced™ THINGS

  • @archiealderdice1852
    @archiealderdice1852 4 роки тому +23

    I just send my prisoners of to a far away land were they will probably die.
    Edit guys my prisoners are starting a country please help

    • @floralfires
      @floralfires 4 роки тому +4

      Easy. Use the extinction bomb.

    • @archiealderdice1852
      @archiealderdice1852 4 роки тому +2

      @@floralfires thanks for the tip I'll try that does fire bombs work as that is what I am currently using on the country

    • @floralfires
      @floralfires 4 роки тому +2

      Probaly, just make sure they don't get any

  • @davidbrierley1454
    @davidbrierley1454 4 роки тому +4

    I'm getting strong Vault Tec vibes from this one

  • @FlameDarkfire
    @FlameDarkfire 4 роки тому +8

    “$1 per day to feed inmates...” -Sheriff Joe Arpaio has entered chat

  • @Kitsune36133
    @Kitsune36133 2 роки тому

    This guy is such a great UA-camr, everytime I watch his videos, I tell for my mom to start making some tea

  • @ericvulgate
    @ericvulgate 4 роки тому +5

    i'm gonna hold onto this spiff token just in case

  • @MiloWildfire
    @MiloWildfire 4 роки тому +9

    Hmmm, a Spiff making an episode about police violence now...

    • @kubablaszka
      @kubablaszka 4 роки тому +2

      American Justice & Incarceration System IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - infinitely funded police is broken

    • @blunderingfool
      @blunderingfool 4 роки тому +2

      kubablaszka | Try infinitely funded terror groups. BLM has blood on its hands.

  • @Ixarus6713
    @Ixarus6713 4 роки тому +5

    I sure seem to be aDdicted to Spiff's videos at the moment!

  • @anthonyfrost1123
    @anthonyfrost1123 3 роки тому +1

    I love how you first call out Rita as the warden of choice, then choose the Pacifier as the one you actually use lmfao.

  • @h-Films
    @h-Films 3 роки тому +2

    removing things that don't exist
    "oh no we have an underflow everybody"

  • @snorp6781
    @snorp6781 4 роки тому +40

    1:44
    Normal people: D
    Intellectuals: ABC

    • @jamieevans3666
      @jamieevans3666 4 роки тому

      you horrible person why did you create such an abomination of a name

    • @pepealasquid6005
      @pepealasquid6005 4 роки тому +1

      A fellow intellectual I see

    • @majoryikes2221
      @majoryikes2221 4 роки тому

      Ah yes, a man of culture I see

  • @switz2756
    @switz2756 4 роки тому +6

    I arrived faster than the spiff discovering exploits!

  • @odstbag337
    @odstbag337 4 роки тому +27

    I know this is an ongoing question, but where does Spiff get these stock photos from? Like really, he keeps using some peculiar ones, and they definitely aren't from Google . . .

    • @dankcatsmemes9219
      @dankcatsmemes9219 4 роки тому +4

      He’ll if I know

    • @Kimichitsuzuku
      @Kimichitsuzuku 4 роки тому +5

      Wait, those aren't just members of the community he's had dress up and pose for him to immortalize?

    • @igamable9576
      @igamable9576 4 роки тому +14

      He bought a stock photos pack and just applied his own watermark to them because people was angry when he stopped using watermarked photos.

    • @WombatDave
      @WombatDave 4 роки тому +3

      Shutterstock, I believe. At the very least, that is one source for them.

  • @maniclehedgehog
    @maniclehedgehog 4 роки тому

    Damn, Spiff really out here going full sheriff Joe Arpio

  • @hammabomber5416
    @hammabomber5416 3 роки тому

    Definitely D. We all know how Spiff hates the Geneva Conventions.