Prison Architect IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Infinite Wardens Is Broken!!
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- Опубліковано 11 чер 2020
- Welcome to prison architect! The Greatest Prison Management Tycoon Simulator ever created. Last year it was picked up by Paradox Interactive the publisher of games like cities skylines and under their many updates Prison architect has seen new additions and features. The warden mode and the escape mode really changed up many play styles for players but not me. Today I approach the game with a brand new strategy and video game exploit. What if instead of 1 warden in our prison providing a bonus we instead had infinite wardens. This will bypass all of thee issues like prisoners escaping because who could escape a prison with 500 hype wardens lowering the prison suppression into negative numbers. suddenly turning the game into a forestry tycoon game makes a lot less sense.
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy this Prison Architect infinite Warden only challenge! How on earth can one english bugger beat A Prison simulator with only wardens!!
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Title: Prison Architect IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Infinite Wardens Is Broken!!
First Prison Architect Video: Prison Architect Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - The Forestry Only Challenge
#funny #montage #Exploit - Ігри
"I'm sorry, you're fired."
Warden starts to walk out.
"Before you go, I just want you to know...you're fired."
"What?"
"I would've let this slide, but you're fired."
"What are you saying?"
"You know what? You're not fired, you can stay."
"Really?"
"No, you're fired."
Now realize that all these lines are said by one same person: the Warden XD
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HAPPY 10TH CLICK-VERSARY, PRINTER BOY! HOW ABOUT ON YOUR 11TH I GIVE YOU A GAME OVER!?
Geneva convention: exists.
Spiff: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that
That is actually really weird I would say that in the 1949 Geneva conventions collective punishment is a war crime, and yes I am aware that most of internet already know that but I am wishing we make that all
@@sagaisaksimonmir4728 I may not be reading your comment correctly, but why is outlawing collective punishment weird?
@@this_is_patrick ask Patrick
@@this_is_patrick Because only the person that did the crime should be punished; for example if my Grand-dad did something awful to your Grand-dad why should I still be punished for it?
Spiff: Exists.
Geneva Convention: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.
We were shaken down, locked up in our cells for over a week without food, and my cellmate died of starvation.
9.5/10 experience; it has a little something for everyone.
Firock Finion dunkey.
maybe it is out of spite? they are trying to make sure others get the same experience they had.
I like to think the suppression is just the warden promising a pizza party at the end of each week if the prisoners behave themselves.
*Cake
@@ButWhyMe... there is no cake
@@lukasmagana466ur saying that...
The cake is a...
...Read more
@@DoThatBitwait a damn minute,is that a portal reference?
@@justarandomguyplayingrando4792 you got me bud lol
_Prison-Wide PA system crackles on_
_{Incomprehensible garble of 30 people talking at once}_
Prisoners: Ah, that warden, he really, just makes me feel, welcome, y’know?
Yeet
Alternatively, Prisoners: I think our Warden might be a tentacled creature from beyond reality, whose voice drives me to madness. I must avoid doing anything that draws its attention if I want to survive.
Worse, comprehensive garble of 30 people talking simultaneously
its simple when there is a riot the guards tell the warden's
and the warden's say :ALL IS FINE
at the same time
We are The Warden.
You will be reformed
Resistance is futile
_PA clicks on_
_(indiscernable voices from 21 wardens)_
Random prisoner: _C A L M_
Prisoner: P A N I K
Loudspeaker: *voice of the legion*
Prisoner: K A L M
I'm more impressed they could get the PA system to work without electricity.
It won’t be indiscernible, it would just be all of them saying the same thing at the same time.
@@FlameDarkfire ave. True to Caesar
"6 prisoners say they've been well treated"
In the lower right corner at the same time: "Deaths today: 6" I guess they died happy. 😂
7 months later, first reply
@@DeepfriedChips thanks. I forgot I wrote this. Lol
7 months later, third reply
8 months, fourth reply.
8 months and 2 days later, 5th reply
You see a normal person would think Paul Frosts wifes age was 41, and his sons were 19 and 13 years old, but really it means he has 41 wives, 19 son's, and 13 "son's"
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Prisoners: We're about to riot.
One million wardens: **breathing**
Prisoners: We're suppressed. We don't want to riot anymore.
With that many wardens I'd want to keep THEM happy if I was a prisoner
the solution is to snap their necks !
Sounds like a problem for Mr. Mackay to solve
@alkaser399 imagine sticking pictures of it everywhere around the prison so they can't escape
Spiff yells "You're fired!" at the same guy 20 times, then says to the 20 guys in the hallway "You're all hired"
Then he goes back to the guy he fired 20 times and says “your hired”
D
"they havent eaten in over a day and the danger level is decreasing! this makes no sense!"
you wouldnt be dangerous if you where starving too lmao
North Korea in one sentence
I don't think poor Paul actually had 30 families, it is far more likely Spiffco prison Corp just didn't bother to inform the families of all the dead prisoners that their loved ones had starved to death.
“On what front have you been well treated?”
Spiff, you’ve handcuffed people to their beds for a solid week and just let them piss on each other. I’ll let you figure out what those 9 people are into.
they into handholding?! They are all DEGENERATES!
-Youre going to jail for sex crimes and killing a furry
-Yeeeea, can I bring the suit with me
-Sure
-And what about the stuffing
@@geckoo9190 The stuffing come, no worries ;)
Coffee drinkers
*kinky*
"I'm firing you ten times"
"What? Why?"
"Cloning."
Over a year later the duplication exploit does not seem to have been fixed... they're too afraid of what else Spiff may dig up if they get rid of this one.
Oh it is still in the game, and I admit, I like it… but it is not very useful with other than these two wardens… I mean, really, I only play with Saphara anyway.
It's been fixed(if it was ever present) in the console version.
"we havent been fed for over a month now , almost 99% of us are dying every SINGLE SECONDS , but you know what the warden kinda cool let not complain about that sh*t"
This is like the warden just strolling around dealing with the complaints and responding, "We'll look into that and sort it tomorrow." And they believe it...
That's why you need 20. The first one doesn't do anything, so they go to the second, then the third, etc. By the time they get to the last one the starvation has rendered them unable to physically do anything about their complaints.
The wardens are actually handing out opium, thats the only explanation
Spiff: "I have an infinite money exploit!"
Also Spiff: *Spends $50k setting it up and earns $100*
just add one metal detector.
Watch the spice FLOW. (also doggos. you've never seen all the money a doggo sniffing bleach could earn you)
It's infinite, no one said it's a lot of money
There's a mutator called more conterband that makes it alot more profitable
Im pretty sure the infinite warden glitch still works too
Imagine sitting in a prison cell for multiple days without being fed listening to 25 wardens saying like "You're fine" " you'll be alright trust me." "You're not starving because i tell you you're fine" "Don't worry about the food, our voices will calm you."
imagine getting 20 pink slips. "wow. they really didnt like my work, huh?" (21 new wardens show up to take your place)
Hello, the most recent patch added glorious tea to the vanilla stardew valley game. You know what to do.
Upvote this!
Must build GLORIOUS Tea Plantations
its been ages since tea was officially added mate
Imagine Spiff getting coached by DangerouslyFunny in StardewValley
Yeet
Like so that our tyrannical lea-* coughs * *Glorious and Majestic Savior Spiff* sees this
"Hello im the new Warden of the Prison."
"Wait, IM THE WARDEN"
"Wtf im the warden"
"If You are the Warden, he is the Warden and Im the Warden then who is running the Prison?"
"The Warden."
*[Confused noises in Warden(s)]*
*scooby doo theme plays* *shaggy enters the chat* ah, u feeble mortals have dared awoken the shaggy=?!?
All of them are. Just don’t tell them that.
Me! The real warden !
No, I'm the warden!
Gaslighting prisoner and wardens until they believe everything is okay
The wardens on the intercom: "Imagine yourself in a frozen forest..."
A random prisoner yells "WHAT IS THE FROZEN FOREST!"
"Where is the frozen Forrest!"
Call of duty..?
prisoner: has no food, water , hygiene , clothes, social interaction , fun , actually a purpose in the prison if you dont count the buffing of the death rate in the prison.
the voice of the 20 wardens in his mind: chill bro its gonna be ok
prisoner : this is the best day of my life.
Clearly someone hired Morgan Freeman.
Twenty Times
He's just reading the ingredients list on the cereal he gets to eat, and everyone is just CHILLING in their cells.
Warden: there is no war in ba sing say
Praise the fire lord
It’s spelled Ba Sing Se.
It's Ba Spiff Se.
More like Na Sing Se
MY CABBAGES!!!
I always love it whenever spiffing goes in announcer voice over
"he is starving again, but honestly i do anything i can just to stop being arrested" - apparently everything besides building a kitchen that is.
Also it is lovely how the prison is wide open but no one seems to care to just go home xD
The line between “prison” and “death cult” is a very thin one.
Well can,t se any(-:
@ṂṐὴḵ∄ḩ **Well, I can't see any.
@ṂṐὴḵ∄ḩ No problem
I am getting a that mitchell and webb look feeling when i hear you say "everything is fine, all
the issues are over now, please remain indoors" XD
@@thespiffingbrit stardew Valley I'm almost 100% sure that they added tea plants The vanilla game
One warden talking to another:
"Hans... are we the _baddies_?!"
Mitchell and Webb dressed as Nazis once so should be cancelled including all of us for watching it, including Spiff. Sorry Spiff.
where were you when the event occured? ahha
Police: Tell us where the drugs are, or you're going to prison for 20 years!
Suspect: I'm not afraid of your prison
Police: It's ran by Spiff
Suspect: Here's a map!
this is exactly the game a talented dev would design during his 6 months in county jail while awaiting a court date for a DUI (no, he can't afford bail. in America you can either buy your way out, or design a video game based on jail while you wait it out).
Spiff: "I mean who actually, wants to build a prison; It's much easier to steal it really..."
Me: Isn't stealing a prison, gonna get you.... you know.. sentenced to prison?
But if you steal the prison... It's your prison. You could just... let yourself out.
Going to prison anyway.
When the day finally comes that people can be charged in real life for actions committed in video games, Spiff's trial will make the Nuremberg Trials look like a petty crimes charge.
Oh my friend, you haven't heard the horrifying tales of GrayStillPlays.
I laughed too hard at this and I ran to puke, you assholes are too funny *WHEEZING NOISES*
casey promise Gray will just place a few floating tables to confuse everyone, build a tower, then proceed to fly across the nation killing enemies with a bow in said tower
Uh, don't give the Left any more ideas!
Imagine call me kevins trial!
"There is no war in -Ba Sing Se- this prison" - The Pacifier
Can you underflow the wardens calming effect to make the most dangerous prison in existence?
US prison system watching this video:
Write that down, write that down.
Sadly there's already prison wardens who brag about spending less than 1$ per prisoner per day
"$1 a day per inmate is illigal" - American private security prisons say hello.
FPSRussia said it was 37 cents when he was in.
Hell, Joe Arpaio fed his prisoners on $1.50 per day at his tent city jail.
Government prisons charge per day as well
American Schools say Hello
The song "In the Arms of an Angel" are playing in the background.
The commercial is in black and white.
"For just $1 a day you can save an inmate."
15:07
The danger level is decreasing because everyone is dying.
can you just imagine the rough day that be comming home from being the warden of the Spiffing Brit's jail saying to thereadorable famly how they got sacked nearly endlessly then cloned for the jails owners benifit
I just dawned on me that Australia is the perfect example of being too lazy to build a prison
They didn’t have enough space. They tried to just keep the prisoners in prison boats called ‘hulks’ but when they discovered Australia they decided to use them for free labour
The Moon would be a PERFECT spot to house a series of prisons in the lava tubes. Think about it, no-one can escape it because of the vacuum of space!
@@christianfreedom-seeker934 I'm sorry, THE MOON? LAVA TUBES? Did i miss a couple decades of technological advancements?
@@christianfreedom-seeker934 I like how you're a libertarian who wants a prison built on the moon.
Spiff tokens are a perfectly balanced currency with no exploits.
I vote D, we all know what Spiff will do...
ill spam d with different accounts
s p i f
this sounds like something a failed austrian painter would do
*SUPPRESSION*
*causally sacks 500 armed guards*
I feel like his comedy deserves more than 1.5M subs. Is it just me? he makes me laugh every video the whole time.
While I have heard better, I do get a chuckle out some of his humor.
Imagine starving to death but you don’t feel like you’re starving, just because 10 clones of the same guy said your are not starving in a calm, relaxing voice.
Such is the power of motivational speaking
For knowing what starvation is, I can assure you, you will kill these guys.
I would be more worried about finding them all in a dark corridor
Religion summarized.
Imagine being a hardened criminal and getting "the talk" from a high school guidance counselor every single day. It'd keep Charles Bronson suppressed.
i just love the sound of your voice. this channel gets the table approval
the way multiple choice questions work is if there is an "all of the above" option, that the answer lol
The meal variety is still better than US school lunches
Your not wrong
much better than US prisons
And the quality is much better than hospital food
*laughs in tea land*
Damn americans. Find it right to throw tea away and feed their children grub? Pfft!
I’m convinced spiff is on a quest to break every game
@@thespiffingbrit a truly talented man you are
Pokediamond you are correct all he has to do is pong
The Spiffing Brit indeed i’m sure todd howard will be shaking in his boots when you wreck his next game
@@thespiffingbrit You have forgotten Yorkshire Tea - The Game
@@thespiffingbrit still waiting on 100 stat man vs the communitea
I prepared my tea and let it brew but then forgot about it. Thanks to your intro I remembered to pause the video and go and get it! Thanks Brit!
Imagine if the spiffing Scot and let's game it out did a collab that would be amazing! And most likely chaos😂
"Food is gas for the body. Meditation is gas for the soul"
- 5th Snitch about to be shived
6 people in a prison while starving: ThiS Is FiNe
9:36 The song "In the Arms of an Angel" are playing in the background.
The commercial is in black and white.
"For just $1 a day you can save an inmate."
I know the chances of him taking over the world are slim, but in that unlikely event, I want that Spiff token. D. Final Answer.
Just finished a cup of tea. Must have summoned spiff
Ah, Spiff is modelling the American Prison System today I see.
Way better than the Russian prison system. If you get cought with some weed, they will throw you in Black Dolphin with the cannibals.
Well the problem is prisoners are treated TOO WELL!
The British prison system
This guy is such a great UA-camr, everytime I watch his videos, I tell for my mom to start making some tea
I don't even play these games but watching them being exploited is fascinating!!
I wonder if Prison Architect can be played with 0 prisoners?
The Spiffing Brit is just a slightly more sane version of Let's Game It Out
BombingLlamas Breaking News: is it still a surprise about what Florida man has done?
Well historically, the British prison system has been rather hit-or-miss.
Australia as example
I guess he didnt miss huh?
@@kyrnti1075 ...
You got a brit that never wants to sip ya (the Coffee get your mind out of the gutter)
He is gonna do a dup And he wont miss ya
Spiff's prison theme: "Better than you deserve" XD
Spiff, you can toggle auto placement of lights in the foundations menu, which also transfers over to quick build. This prevents you from spending money on the lights that most of your exploit rooms have and aren't powered, meaning they also prevent them from annoying you and/or your viewers with the constant blinking icon.
Spiff in a nutshell: If it doesn't involve tea. It i cannot see.
please publish your poetry. You are truly gifted
British people are "experts" in terms of the justice system. So much so that the prisoners made their own country and declared independence.
Australia
Yeet
And yet the prison country made in a land that actively wants to kill them is still more sensible than the dipshits who threw tea in the harbour .
@@weesnaorc1203 I think you mean ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀
Ah...America... ;)
Truly splendid my good Spiff! But *gasp* I find myself disappointed to see that a true Brit such as yourself hasn't taken to exploiting the gods of Dark souls, surely you would be able to extend your British imperial arm to these "lesser beings" and show them the true British way.
Delightful idea indeed
“$1 per day to feed inmates...” -Sheriff Joe Arpaio has entered chat
When everyone is dead then there is no danger of starvation.
*_Stalin would like to know your location._*
SkyNinja759 🇰🇵 🇰🇵Kim didn’t want “all” to die, no guts if you ask me, so the next solution was it doesn’t exist if the people won’t complain about it 🤔🇰🇵🇰🇵
U said “he’s just passed out due to being unconscious” lol
I just wanna say I love your videos
Spiff should become the ruler of England, by breaking Monarchy and becoming the new leader… Not really, but also yes, because free tea
then he could finally fulfill his dream.
mandated 5 drinks of tea an hour.
"Hello I am The Warden, who are you?"
"I am The Warden."
"Nice to meet you The Warden."
"Same here The Warded."
You right why do they not freak out every time they see it other😁😁
the warded
@@marcosartime2788 because they have a calming voice
the water
For the love of everything tea. Can we please get a video from Spiff co on the perfect balance of sid meier's civilization beyond earth.
@@thespiffingbrit A perfectly balanced game in the universe of Sid Meier
@@thespiffingbrit That sounds promising. XD
@@thespiffingbrit how did you reply to this before it was posted!?
It's because the power of tea gives power to the queen and therefore spiff.
@@gerhardvanniekerk3759 It wanted so badly to be Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, and it just wasn't.
~ 4:20 i thought you would show an image of Todd Howard when talking about copy-pasta due to Skyrim being 1 dungeon over and over :P
“We’re going to have low meal Quantity and low meal Variety”
I’m other words: we moved to prison to the Soviet Union
And then he just stopped feeding them. He literally created a GULAG
You mean out of the Soviet Union
Even if a game doesn't have an economy spiff is still gunna find a unlimited money glitch
Of course, he is British after all.
Nooo you can’t just abuse digital prisoners into starvation
Spiff: hahaha infinite wardens exploits go burrurrur
The food: school canteens (at least at where I live) charge basicly 0.7 dollars a day for food and it's horrible but has variety
Having my very first cup of Yorkshire tea. Quite pleased. But quick question: is it best to have with sugar and/or honey, or is it best to just have straight in your opinion?
I know this is an ongoing question, but where does Spiff get these stock photos from? Like really, he keeps using some peculiar ones, and they definitely aren't from Google . . .
He’ll if I know
Wait, those aren't just members of the community he's had dress up and pose for him to immortalize?
He bought a stock photos pack and just applied his own watermark to them because people was angry when he stopped using watermarked photos.
Shutterstock, I believe. At the very least, that is one source for them.
sees title
no tree farming literally unwatchable
Your profile pic matches the comment very well.
:(
I good old cuppa is added to prison architect. the spiffing brit: Ladies and gentleman you know what we are going to do. Make a massive tea industry!
Prison Architect indeed is the best forestry tycoon sim out there^^
I will only be concerned when spiff puts something up along the lines of ‘Is not perfectly balanced’. At this point we are in the end times
Oooh, I want to see a title saying: [Thing] is *not* perfectly balanced.
Though I would be concerned as well
Thaias it would be condemned!!!
I just send my prisoners of to a far away land were they will probably die.
Edit guys my prisoners are starting a country please help
Easy. Use the extinction bomb.
@@es7992 thanks for the tip I'll try that does fire bombs work as that is what I am currently using on the country
Probaly, just make sure they don't get any
I love how you first call out Rita as the warden of choice, then choose the Pacifier as the one you actually use lmfao.
Damn, Spiff really out here going full sheriff Joe Arpio
You've done it again you mad man! I must get the tea for this one.
I see you took inspiration from the U.S prison system with that whole entrapment plan
22:47 Little did Spiff know that Paul Frost was arrested on 27 counts of tax evasion and failure to pay child support.
"If you disagree with me, you're wrong"
-Parents in a nutshell
China laughs at your feeble attempt to recreate their prison system.
Definitely D, can’t wait for you to take over so I get my spiff token
Pacified prisoners be like: "It's the end of our lives and we know it, but I feel fine."
"I haven't eaten in six days!"
"OHHhhhmmmm...OHHhhhhmmmmm...."
"I'm really hungry, but I don't care...WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!"
The answer is actually secret option E: Yes AND MORE!!
"A snitch was just murdered" sounded so odd coming from you haha
1:53 In the next episode watch how "spiff tokens" are perfectly balanced with no exploits.
1:30 If i rewatch the video and answer d every time I can farm for infinite spiff tokens! perfectly balanced.