Funny part about christianity. In the catholic church I attended as a child, a beautiful neogothic structure built in the 1890s, there is an about 5 meters high stained glass window which depicts God the father, Jesus Christ and the Holy Ghost. Definitely no graven images, definitely no gods beside the father.
"Well, YOU'RE not looking at it in the right context.... or..... something..." Classic. As an atheist, I can't tell you how often I here the lame "context" defense from apologists.
TJ McArdle But seriously though how is context irrelevant to understand what something means ? Like seriously I'm confused as to Why Atheists want Christians to take the most simplistic de-contextualized reading of the text just to prove the point they were already assuming about the text. Like people that study littérature can do that and it makes sense, people that study law can do it to, and Historians... But when Christians work hard to be self critical and answer the question "Does the text really mean what it seams like it means" and when we want to use some empiricism and investigate then no they have to pigeonhole themselves in the dumbest simplest interpretation possible just to please our presupposition about the Bible...
Saints Row IV PR: "What exactly is the right context for, and I quote, 'I'm the patron saint of America, we should probably look into change the pledge of allegiance to One Nation under Me?'"
Aymeric St-Louis-Gabriel Context is important but the context becomes unreliable if the context isn't the same for everyone. If the context is unreliable then the text itself is flawed and wrong.
+larsthegunslinger i heard of killing - learned all about from some novel called "the bible". The main character destroys life at will with zero repercussions, and I wanna grow up to be just like him!!
Funny how virtually all societies - independently from the 10 commandments - came up with "don't murder", "don't steal" and "speak the truth in court". They're no-brainers.
I bet American Christians actually think that the Chinese, Japanese, Native Americans, etc. didn't understand that murder was bad until a white Christian told them that a magical god said it is. It's embarrassing and horrifying.
8 years later, it is written law in Louisiana that the 10 commandments must be displayed in every public school classroom... So much for freedom of religion, right? Edit: the law was recently overturned by a court, stating it is "coercive" and "unconstitutional"
@@MrAuskiwi101 You're guess is as good as mine. FYI, this is in my state of Louisiana. They also just mandated in Oklahoma that the Bible be taught in public school curriculum. To anyone who has a brain, this is a blatant violation of rights.
@@MrAuskiwi101 They're trying. It's gotten corrupt over here. If Trump wins presidency, America will likely become an autocratic Christofascist state. Read up about Project 2025 on Wikipedia. Scary stuff.
I can imagine some Sunday school teacher searching up a video about the Ten Commandments and accidentally playing this anti-theism video to a room full of 5 year olds
i shit you not, i asked a person that told me the constitution was based on christianity. then i asked them what the first commandment was. they automatically stated "thou shalt not kill". i really tried not to laugh.
Just comes to show people gobble up what they're told without learning and researching what the truth is for themselves. I have to admit, that's pretty funny though.
I really appreciate you atheist youtubers who make these videos. They may seem simple, but the deep meaning of them is beautiful. They convert people to logic and reason. They expose the man behind the green curtain. They un-sweep the obvious out from under the rug. Thank you.
@@Blackcat-nd7xy this is one of the most ignorant questions asked by theists. There is no purpose to life. We as humans give purpose to any thing we want to comfort our selves with. I did it for 40 years when I was in Catholocism and even with all the skeptical questions I had boiling in my head. Meaning of life... if there's any meaning to it, it's lost to me. The only thing I can say is that we strive to survive and with in that attempt to survive, we learn and adapt. Religion doesn't allow for that with its assertions of a deity and the false idea that with out God, we're nothing. Nonstampcollecotor is doing an awesome job with these toons. It's funny all while supporting the skit with the verses in the book about the topic. It's an entertaining way to learn. Keep up the good work.
@@franktherealist481 so we live to survive to and only ourselves and fulfilled our desires. Well we are clearly having problems worldwide because of this. The amount of money distributed in world is horrible why? Because people on top decided to live for themselves and no one else. 80% of people live off $10 a day. With actions come consequences. Imagine if we live by rules God gives us we wouldn't have these problems. It's going to backstab everyone eventually such as global warming. We all have holes in our lifes and anything in this world isn't going to fill it.
Ok, who the heck boils goat meat in goat milk? Milk is such an impractical way to boil anything, because you have to stir it constantly and thus can't cover the pot to hold in the heat.
That's the thing about the 10 commandments. In the English versions of the bible, the second commandment always is something along the lines of "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image". HOWEVER, in the Spanish version is "thou won't take the Lord's name in vain". Makes sense because of our Holy Week, which uses tons and tons and TONS of sculptures of god, and have them parade around the city. also, our 3rd commandmend is "You'll sanctify the holy days". Nothing about sabbath there. But, if them commandments are different depending on which language you're using... how can they be universal?
The Spanish version is the Roman Catholic version. Roman Catholics (For some strange reason!) leave out the part about "graven images". They still end up with ten by splitting the one about not coveting into not coveting a neighbor's goods and wive in two. Of course, everybody, leaves out the one about not buggering children... Oh! wait.... They couldn't put that one in because then there would be more than ten. You can't expect religious people to take off their shoes every time they recite the commandments.
hisxmark Your point being? That still means there're different versions of the bible.. so what stops me from reprinting one that says that... dunno... Jesus was actually a black woman? Ans since the bible would say it, then it'd have to be true, right? Isn't that the most common christian fanatic argument? Oh, right. wouldn't be the proper bible... Who decides which one is the proper bible then?
Anyone else think it's weird that people who have been commanded not to make graven images wear crosses around their necks? Hang them in their churches etc?
I just imagine if Jesus was real and came to Earth: "WTF people? Why are you wearing the instrument of torture that was used to kill me around you fucking necks???"
I've always found it strange that Christians always talk about the "New Covenant" and then turn around and say that the 10 commandments are the basis of our morality.
Well the ten commandments don't mention the animal sacrifices or dietary laws do they?? They are all still applicable even in todays age. The ten commandments would be written in the hearts and minds under the new covenant.
and what is the need for a Savior / Messiah without the OT story of Adam and Eve and Yahweh needing to kill everyone because they ate a piece of fruit!??!!! If we disregard the OT, then we don't need Jesus. And I agree.
I think you got it wrong it says “For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.” amen our God is great
@@mrcoyote7027But not to worry about all those other people, right? Anyone who comes to the perfectly reasonable conclusion that the magic, all powerful entity that hasn't provided any concrete proof of his existence since long before any means of reliably recording it was invented doesn't exist is obviously worthy of being condemned to oblivion.
I don't remember. I was thoroughly drunk at the time. Something about how scared I should be of god's personal retribution. And by the way- saying that I was drunk at the time I wrote that eloquent reply is not an admission or an excuse, but a boast.
And remember, if God orders the death of a particular nation or people group, as far as death and bloodshed are concerned it always helps to kill the livestock as well. Why kill men women and children only when you can kill sheep and goats as well? In spite of the fact that cattle would be a valuable resource that should be absorbed after conquest takes place, a lust for bloodshed is trumps logic.
Perhaps, but sin is a useless subjective standard to live by anyway. Moral standards are much more important, any by those, the God of the Bible has done _tons_ of immoral things. :)
Oh man, I thankfully wasn't brainwashed with this shit growing up but these videos are absolutely hilarious. You do such a wonderful job of showing the absurdity of it all. You're doing god's work.
What sucks is growing up believing this whole heartingly and discovering the truth. Imagine everyone you know turning against you because you simply asked a question.
_Thou shalt not rape!_ Oh, wait........that.....I guess that one wasn't important. 🤔 _Thou shalt not own other human-beings as property!_ Er, um.....I mean......hmmmm....I guess that one slipped god's mind. I thought he was omnipotent, but I guess he had a lot on his plate at the time.
@@pitufin67 adultery is sex outside of marriage, which would cover every type of rape committed by anyone, single or married, except for marital rape. It is not perfect and I seriously doubt it's the word of some existing god, but if you want to fight the old Testament and the commandments, this is not a good argument for that.
@@TheTomray94In my mind those are in some level similar but nevertheless separate matters. Rape is one thing, adultery (which can be consensual) another. You said it. It's FAR from perfect, Silly of me to expect perfection and clarity from the supposedly inerrant creator of the universe.
@@pitufin67 you are not arguing with a theist so I don't understand your last point. As for the first part, that's why I said that rape is "included" It is not all of adultery and they are not synonymous of course. On another note, I am not a linguist but I certainly think that word has changed very much in its meaning over time. An ancient hebrew word was translated to greek/latin/who-knows what-else and then made its way into middle english and then into modern version of the language. It is quite likely that they did not mean the term the way it is meant today, I cannot prove this but it makes sense to me that it was meant to safeguard against rape and cheating mainly, and all the other things we characterize as not immoral, or at least not deserving of horrific punishment, were not big concerns back in those days and weren't really considered in the making of that law.
vesogry you act as if atheism somehow has a direct correlation to communism. Yeah no. Communist leaders got rid of religion because they didn’t want anything undermining their power, which included belief in a higher power. It wasn’t part of some “atheist agenda” they had.
Ugh, Communism hated religion because it was used to control the people. True Communism, just like True Capitalism, hates people that uses good ideals to get to power and stay there for their sole benefit. It is annoying that those in power has used lies about Capitalism and Communism to to turn two potentially allied ideologies into bitter enemies. (The Capitalists has been told that the Communists's goals are a STRONG STATE, and the Communists has been told that the Capitalists's goals are MONOPOLIES ..... But True Communists *hates* the idea of a STRONG STATE, and True Capitalists *hates* MONOPOLIES.) There is too many lies about either running around, and often you need to know about both to know this truth, but as it doesn't serve the ones in power, and because they treat spokesmen from the other side almost as antichrist that always lies, they rarely find out this truth.
@@pterafirma So they are not Christian, because they not follow the teaching of Jesus. And they are definitely not Catholic. In Rerum Novarum, it is said that a Catholic can't be a socialist, and communism was condemned by every or almost every Pope.
Moses was up the mountain for 40 days, which is a long time to simply receive the stone tablets. It almost makes you wonder if he was carving them himself! Nah - it couldn't have been that - could it? If he had come back down with the tablets and said "Now I've spent a long time carving these, and this is how I want you to behave", the people might have said "Oh do you, now?!" OTOH, if he had the charisma to make them believe that he'd been up there talking to God, "who sees what you are doing, and even knows your private thoughts - and he talks to me!" - now there's street cred!
Actually the Israelites never got to see the original stone tablets that Moses brought down from the mountain because he smashed them in a fit of rage as soon as he got back and saw them worshipping the golden calf.
@@LarsPallesen Yes, that's right. He had to go back and do it all again - but revision-2 had 11 commandments, so i guess God (or possibly even Moses) had revised his thoughts in the meantime. But we don't talk about that.
The significant aspect of the Ten Commandments is not the moral teachings, - it is the PUNISHMENT inflicted for violating them. The first 9 of the 10 Commandments are punishable by *DEATH* !
Jeff C It means 'do not murder.' The punishment for murder is to be killed. The punishment for not reading the Bible is to ask ignorant questions in public and be exposed to ridicule.
cruelsuit1 O.k. Let's phrase it differently .... How does this "significant aspect" of the 10 commandments change the fact that they are worse than useless to come up with any moral system ...?
love how you still reply after all these years, saw this video when it came out. Glad to the see your content is still timeless and entertaining. Thx man for helping me no longer collect stamps
George Carlin did it best when he cut down the Ten Commandments to only two. And then gave the best commandment: "Thou shall keep thy religion to thyself."
Before watching your videos, I thought it'd be useless to debate with creationists because I'm studying computer science, not biology or physics. They would most likely dismiss anything I say as falsehood since I know next to nothing about evolution or the big bang. However, you showed me how easily dismissed most arguments used by creationists are. Not that I now feel like debating any, but still. I love your videos, and I hope you continue doing your awesome work.
I made a comment like that on the one about Noah's Ark. I said that (# of dislikers) live in an age where a freaking wheelbarrow is a high tech piece of equipment. Since Noah in the video said that as well.
Thank you for this video. Usually no matter how funny these videos about religious issues are, there's always that serious undertone that keeps me from laughing. But with this one I had a hearty laugh. It was just so damn funny while still being relevant.
@@NonStampCollector And on top of this, just now Oklahoma has announced that it will require Biblical Teachings to be taught in public schools!! This is insanity, my country is falling into the hands of these Christofascist psychopaths! I bet they won’t be teaching all the contradictions of course.
@@NonStampCollectorAnd now in Oklahoma they just announced that they will be requiring Biblical teachings to be taught in public schools! This is insanity!
emanuel e There isn't anything in the Old Testament that says 10 laws would remain in place while others would become obsolete. Christianity ignores the law on the sabbath, which is included in the 10.
On the day Moses comes down from Mount Sinai with the stone tablets containing the Ten Commandments, he discovers that the Israelites have created a golden calf. To punish the people, Moses gathers a group of men and takes the following action in the book of Exodus, Chapter 32: Then he [Moses] said to them, "This is what the Lord, the God of Israel, says: 'Each man strap a sword to his side. Go back and forth through the camp from one end to the other, each killing his brother and friend and neighbor.' " The Levites did as Moses commanded, and that day about three thousand of the people died. So... one minute we have God carving into stone, "Thou shalt not kill." Then the next minute we have God telling each man to strap a sword to his side and lay waste to thousands. Wouldn't you expect the almighty ruler of the universe to be slightly more consistent than this? 3,000 dead people is a lot of commandment breaking. Obviously that is a total contradiction. The reason why you find contradictions like that in the Bible is because God is imaginary.?
To be a little more accurate though, it says, apparently,or would do if it actually existed, that you should not murder. Killing for certain reasons is permissible, but murder is not. Now, in this scenario, it arguable that those 3000 were killed rather than murdered. Killed means God is off the hook. It’s about translation. “ Slave” has been translated as meaning “employee”. Put simply, this nonsense has been translated to within an inch of it’s life and no one knows what the actual document said, so they settled on the one meaning. that suits them. Which is why even Xians cannot agree what this means. If these two phrases have been misinterpreted, then my guess is that it all has.
Not the affluent ones who get carted around like princes and princesses. Virtually everyone one of these towns covers up (date) rapes, parental-sponaored underage drinking, will cheat like hell to get their kids special advantages, and sell homes with hidden damages. It's all about their in creature comforts. They keep the disadvantaged from having a real life. And this behavior is religiously neutral and sometimes based upon the assertion that no one is keeping score. You have a right to your opinion, but let's try to be reasonably fair about matters. Just sayin'.
@@sad-pt7xd i mean he supposedly flooded the earth and wiped out literally everyone so yeah, pretty hard to top that in terms of murders committed. Oh also those millions-billions of people he killed? Hes also torturing them for eternity, theyre all still suffering, infinitely. But remember, hes a god of ultimate morality and he loves you
@@sad-pt7xd infact the biblical god is more akin to hitler than jesus. Also it's amazing how many republicans like jesus and dislike communism like jesus wasnt a dirty commie.
COMMANDMENTS 2015 1. You shall not relinquish your critical thinking in favor of a conceptual entity the existence of which you cannot validate. (We must recognize the fact that today, religion is the most serious impediment to any sensible management of the worlds peoples. Religion and belief in conceptual entities, divides humans into competing groups that will invariably argue, fight and kill each other's children over these unfounded beliefs. This has to stop as should the "polite tolerance" of totally implausible religious claims. It is time for us all to think. To think rationally; to think for ourselves. We must have the honesty, integrity and courage to admit when we do not know the answer and that the answers will not be found on our knees with our eyes closed.) 2. You should never elevate your cause above your humanity. (Humans can be moral without a belief in a conceptual entity.) 3. You should stop the practice of genital mutilation of our young, for religious reasons and the presentation of implausible religious claims, as absolute truth. Hide your face and weep if you dare to harm a child. 4. You should not tolerate the subjugation and mistreatment of people, particularly women, based upon ancient or religious text. 5. You should honor your father and your mother. 6. You shall not murder. 7. You shall not have sex irresponsibly, without consideration of it's consequences or without consideration for others and will insist upon safe sex practices. 8. You shall not steal or "rip people off" in the name of religion. 9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. 10. You shall not covet. 11. You shall not condemn people on the basis of their ethnicity or their color. 12. You shall not condemn people for their inborn nature. (Why would God create so many homosexuals only in order to torture and destroy them?) 13. Do not ever even think of using people as private property, or as owned, or as slaves. 14. Do not imagine that you can escape judgment if you rob people with a false prospectus rather than with a knife. 15. You shall rigorously pursue a verifiable truth and develop your empathy. Be aware that you, too, are an animal, and dependent on the web of nature. Try and think and act accordingly. 16. You shall strongly oppose all and any efforts to incorporate religion into government or the military. 17. You shall wear clothes for protection, fashion or humor but not as a propitiation to a conceptual entity, the existence of which we cannot validate. 18. You shall refrain from dragging inappropriate beliefs and rituals from the past, into the present. 19. You shall recognize that cultism is a damaging and corrosive pursuit. (Human beliefs and strange rituals are learned, they are not part of human DNA. It is time to understand that that we can all get along if properly educated.) 20. You shall not present religious pseudoscience as education. 21. Governments should discontinue tax exemption for religion and stop the support and perpetuation of implausible religious claims that cannot be validated. Some courtesy of C.Hitchens
If the 10 Commandments are the basis of our law than why is breaking only 3 of them criminal? No killing, stealing, or bearing false witness. That’s it. Those are the only ones reflected in our laws.
@@JFrazer4303 That would only be true if the idea that killing, stealing, and perjury were all wrong didn’t exist before the 10 Commandments came along.
I find it so hard to believe that at out all the detailed commandments and sins God said not to commit, God couldn't directly condemn pedophilia. Instead, I see Christians trying to stretch verses and say that when God says to love all, pedophilia is condemned under that umbrella term of love. So let's remember everyone: God can take the time to list all sexual sins except for pedophilia. Also, God can tell you in full detail how to build an ark, how to build an altar, which offerings to use- he'll also set you on fire if you use the wrong offering (Leviticus 10)- and which type of animals they can and can't eat...... but God cannot afford to waste time telling grown men and women not to groom 6 year olds. But somehow, eah=ch and every Christian is supposed to know that they CAN'T do that lmaooo
Leviticus 18:22 KJV “Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.” the word “mankind” in this verse is translated from the hebrew word זכר (H2145 in strong’s concordance) which can mean Men or child (or both as in man-child as in a male child) depending on context. Considering that the practice of homosexuality in ancient times was almost always between a grown man and prepubescent boy (pederasty) its not far fetched at all to say that this can just apply to both men and children as the same word is translated simply to children in many other instances in the Bible. So as a christian to be safe as to not commit a sin, probably dont commit p*****illia. But wait a second! pederasty was actually common practice among the greeks and even romans, a people who western society actually DOES base their society on. So if they thought it was okay then what makes you think cultures wont shift again like they have been doing constantly since the beginning of mankind. This is the true uselessness of trying to do a penis measuring contest of morality with scripture that is thousands of years old. One is ever changing and based on cultural ideals, and one claims to be the objective truth and must stand on that claim being as it has been written and cannot be changed. Even christians are guilty of being self-righteous as many will tell you that polygyny is a sin even though it says that no where in the Bible and even David’s wives were given to him by God. Just because your opinion doesn’t align with ancient words doesn’t make it immoral, it just makes you arrogant.
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire Any one who has the power to make you believe absurdities (nonsense things)has the power to make you commit injustices.
I actually had a friend who made the whole “without the commandments we wouldn’t have morals because one of the commandments is thou shalt not murder” argument. It isn’t really relevant but he was also okay with giving kids access to NSFW over discord, could act as a peek into how educated he was on morals :/
3/10 is being extremely generous. That number six thing boils down to, "Killing is wrong... except when it isn't. See you local secular legal text for details." Same for "stealing", which is defined as "taking stuff from people illegally", where "legality" is defined, once again, by us humans. Surprise!
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It's funny how God's absolute morality changes with the times.
+Violent2aShadow The evolution of religion. Everything evolves (which just means change).
the consequence of god been created by humans and not the other way around.
@Studly Hungwell no it does
@Studly Hungwell So you'd say it's okay to own people as slaves, and can even beat them as long as they don't die in two days?
@Studly Hungwell ua-cam.com/video/2MFmC6BD1B4/v-deo.html
Well I think this would be a great video for you then!
"Don't get hung up on old testament details like an athiest would" LMAO
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Jermaine Sam reported your comment for offending the Bible just so you know
Nick M you're pathetic.
I'm pretty sure Nick was joking guys...
Jermaine Sam heh
The best use of Microsoft Paint ever
Niara Boykin Truly.
To make an Apple tablet
Big Lez show maybe?
@Zoroaster more like 2000 year old paint! 😉🤣
thats not paint
Moses was the first person to download from the cloud to a tablet.
Fucking great :)
Damn, this was good!!!
You freakin’ genius 😂
This needs more likes 😭
Please tell me you didn't vote for racist Biden.
''I freaking hate graven images man!''
That's the best part of this fantastic video!
Same
Funny part about christianity. In the catholic church I attended as a child, a beautiful neogothic structure built in the 1890s, there is an about 5 meters high stained glass window which depicts God the father, Jesus Christ and the Holy Ghost. Definitely no graven images, definitely no gods beside the father.
3:51 aw man .. what a great part dude
"Well, YOU'RE not looking at it in the right context.... or..... something..." Classic. As an atheist, I can't tell you how often I here the lame "context" defense from apologists.
TJ McArdle IKR context out of slavery to own another person and beat them to near death hmmm what is the context? lol
Wow! You're a hot atheist! Awesome! 😛🌹🍷
TJ McArdle But seriously though how is context irrelevant to understand what something means ? Like seriously I'm confused as to Why Atheists want Christians to take the most simplistic de-contextualized reading of the text just to prove the point they were already assuming about the text.
Like people that study littérature can do that and it makes sense, people that study law can do it to, and Historians... But when Christians work hard to be self critical and answer the question "Does the text really mean what it seams like it means" and when we want to use some empiricism and investigate then no they have to pigeonhole themselves in the dumbest simplest interpretation possible just to please our presupposition about the Bible...
Saints Row IV PR: "What exactly is the right context for, and I quote, 'I'm the patron saint of America, we should probably look into change the pledge of allegiance to One Nation under Me?'"
Aymeric St-Louis-Gabriel Context is important but the context becomes unreliable if the context isn't the same for everyone. If the context is unreliable then the text itself is flawed and wrong.
Every Christian fundamentalist ever: "Where would we be without the ten commandants?"
Mars.
I was thinking more the entire Milky Way.
+BigDogJang0 that is scary. ever heard of the empathy?
+Locutus Borg They don't deserve Mars. It belongs to those who accept science.
+larsthegunslinger i heard of killing - learned all about from some novel called "the bible". The main character destroys life at will with zero repercussions, and I wanna grow up to be just like him!!
+BigDogJang0 Well that last part seems pretty nice.
Funny how virtually all societies - independently from the 10 commandments - came up with "don't murder", "don't steal" and "speak the truth in court". They're no-brainers.
A theist would argue that them being no-brainers is because of their god
A society that encourages or doesn’t punish those things won’t be sustainable
@pagjimaagjinen9733 that'd be a better argument than "book says so and book is truth"
@@gemscythe Yeah... Neither is a good argument. Mine is more a claim than an argument, even.
I bet American Christians actually think that the Chinese, Japanese, Native Americans, etc. didn't understand that murder was bad until a white Christian told them that a magical god said it is. It's embarrassing and horrifying.
Is Moses using an Apple IRock?
+louis tournas An Apple tablet ;-)
Yah pad. Duh.....
They also break when you throw them.
No, he's using an OiPhone.
louis tournas
Yes, Even back then there were hipsters. I think his favorite drink was from "Godbucks".
8 years later, it is written law in Louisiana that the 10 commandments must be displayed in every public school classroom... So much for freedom of religion, right?
Edit: the law was recently overturned by a court, stating it is "coercive" and "unconstitutional"
On what basis is this allowed?
@@MrAuskiwi101 You're guess is as good as mine. FYI, this is in my state of Louisiana. They also just mandated in Oklahoma that the Bible be taught in public school curriculum. To anyone who has a brain, this is a blatant violation of rights.
@moldychez5429
This should be able to be defeated in court. If I lived in the US that is exactly what I'd be doing.
@@MrAuskiwi101 They're trying. It's gotten corrupt over here. If Trump wins presidency, America will likely become an autocratic Christofascist state. Read up about Project 2025 on Wikipedia. Scary stuff.
@@MrAuskiwi101 They are. It's looking bleak, though. It's very corrupt over here.
The bible is 100% accurate! Specially in short range throws!
Lord Icarus.. So true. I find Gideon Bibles are very aerodynamic. (And they confound the adage "There's no such thing as a free launch")
Blah blah youre gonna burn for throwing the holy scribblings blah blah
Numbers 69:420
Apparently my grandfather killed a rat in a church once by throwing a Bible at it. Complete with the commentary "got em!"
god made these books heatseeking.
This is hilarious, I'm using it
I would like to see Gabriel and Jeffrey meet.
lol same here
+End-E Gamer lol darkmatter2525
+Princeton Vargas lol ya, a callab would be good
Yes, about the time Jesus and the Tooth Fairy meet and have a debate on CNN about Big Gulp sodas!
Heck yeah.
I can imagine some Sunday school teacher searching up a video about the Ten Commandments and accidentally playing this anti-theism video to a room full of 5 year olds
Nothing would give me greater joy than the panic of that teacher as they quickly realize they have to shut off the video before the kids wake up.
i shit you not, i asked a person that told me the constitution was based on christianity. then i asked them what the first commandment was. they automatically stated "thou shalt not kill". i really tried not to laugh.
@@MMenyan y?
@@MMenyan oh ok
Just comes to show people gobble up what they're told without learning and researching what the truth is for themselves. I have to admit, that's pretty funny though.
The first four commandments are just God jacking off to himself!
I love how for the citation when god says he kills and orders killing, it just lists the entire old testament and revelations
I really appreciate you atheist youtubers who make these videos. They may seem simple, but the deep meaning of them is beautiful. They convert people to logic and reason. They expose the man behind the green curtain. They un-sweep the obvious out from under the rug. Thank you.
That's a nice response. Thanks.
NonStampCollector Oh your still kinda around, what happened to the uploading. Just curious cause I love these videos
Stormraiders Surge There is no purpose to life unless you give yourself purpose.
@@Blackcat-nd7xy this is one of the most ignorant questions asked by theists. There is no purpose to life. We as humans give purpose to any thing we want to comfort our selves with. I did it for 40 years when I was in Catholocism and even with all the skeptical questions I had boiling in my head.
Meaning of life... if there's any meaning to it, it's lost to me. The only thing I can say is that we strive to survive and with in that attempt to survive, we learn and adapt.
Religion doesn't allow for that with its assertions of a deity and the false idea that with out God, we're nothing.
Nonstampcollecotor is doing an awesome job with these toons. It's funny all while supporting the skit with the verses in the book about the topic. It's an entertaining way to learn. Keep up the good work.
@@franktherealist481 so we live to survive to and only ourselves and fulfilled our desires. Well we are clearly having problems worldwide because of this. The amount of money distributed in world is horrible why? Because people on top decided to live for themselves and no one else. 80% of people live off $10 a day. With actions come consequences. Imagine if we live by rules God gives us we wouldn't have these problems. It's going to backstab everyone eventually such as global warming.
We all have holes in our lifes and anything in this world isn't going to fill it.
Where has this channel been all my life? This shit is brilliant.
It's been here for a decade
And I thought Darkmatter was the best channel with an explanation of how ludicrous religion is. Non Stamp rules .
@@sueneilson896 2525's animation was kinda unsettling ngl
@@kevinquiroz5384 lmao they use to be. He's gotten a lot better though.
@@sueneilson896
NSC is OG Gangster
Ok, who the heck boils goat meat in goat milk? Milk is such an impractical way to boil anything, because you have to stir it constantly and thus can't cover the pot to hold in the heat.
carultch That's not the best reason to not do it. The best reason is that GOD SAID NOT TO!!!
+Benovan “Don” Staunchiano An insult to Jews? It's the same god! The exact same tribal fucking death god!
+carultch I boil my tea leaves in milk to make chai, is that bad?
+NonStampCollector
AND GOD IS HOLY! HOLY! HOLY!
God Hates Beef Stroganoff
That's the thing about the 10 commandments. In the English versions of the bible, the second commandment always is something along the lines of "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image". HOWEVER, in the Spanish version is "thou won't take the Lord's name in vain". Makes sense because of our Holy Week, which uses tons and tons and TONS of sculptures of god, and have them parade around the city.
also, our 3rd commandmend is "You'll sanctify the holy days". Nothing about sabbath there.
But, if them commandments are different depending on which language you're using... how can they be universal?
ha, see? all it takes to understand the truth is to speak two languages. Do you understand now why faith hates education? :)
The Spanish version is the Roman Catholic version. Roman Catholics (For some strange reason!) leave out the part about "graven images". They still end up with ten by splitting the one about not coveting into not coveting a neighbor's goods and wive in two. Of course, everybody, leaves out the one about not buggering children... Oh! wait.... They couldn't put that one in because then there would be more than ten. You can't expect religious people to take off their shoes every time they recite the commandments.
hisxmark Your point being? That still means there're different versions of the bible.. so what stops me from reprinting one that says that... dunno... Jesus was actually a black woman? Ans since the bible would say it, then it'd have to be true, right? Isn't that the most common christian fanatic argument? Oh, right. wouldn't be the proper bible... Who decides which one is the proper bible then?
shanara99 Isn't it obvious? The nation with the bigger army is always right.
Ah, just wait till we develop some super robots!!! xD
Anyone else think it's weird that people who have been commanded not to make graven images wear crosses around their necks? Hang them in their churches etc?
Real lucky Jesus wasn't executed by having a pole shoved up his ass so! That'd be friggin hilarious.
@@MumblingMickey Talk about a holy popsicle.
Yes
Such thing did in fact cause huge schisms in the Church and Civil War in Britain and is the basis of the hostility of Puritans to the High Church.
I just imagine if Jesus was real and came to Earth: "WTF people? Why are you wearing the instrument of torture that was used to kill me around you fucking necks???"
I've always found it strange that Christians always talk about the "New Covenant" and then turn around and say that the 10 commandments are the basis of our morality.
Cognitive dissonance is a bitch
Well the ten commandments don't mention the animal sacrifices or dietary laws do they?? They are all still applicable even in todays age. The ten commandments would be written in the hearts and minds under the new covenant.
@@rs72098 only three of them are
and what is the need for a Savior / Messiah without the OT story of Adam and Eve and Yahweh needing to kill everyone because they ate a piece of fruit!??!!! If we disregard the OT, then we don't need Jesus. And I agree.
@@rs72098 So it's 'written in my heart and mind' that graven images are an abomination?
“For god was so great and merciful, he sentenced anyone who didn’t believe in him to a life of torture and torment”
- some homeless dude
Yeah,i know,A Benevolent and Loving God will Torture you for Eternity for NOT USING the Free Will he "Gave" You to Worship Him.
"For God so loved the world that he drowned every living being in a flood"
I think you got it wrong it says
“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.” amen our God is great
@@mrcoyote7027But not to worry about all those other people, right? Anyone who comes to the perfectly reasonable conclusion that the magic, all powerful entity that hasn't provided any concrete proof of his existence since long before any means of reliably recording it was invented doesn't exist is obviously worthy of being condemned to oblivion.
@@mrcoyote7027 "and everyone else will burn in a lake of fire for eternity."
Amen 🥰
you shall not murder!!!
Except for various extinct tribes of Gentiles.
If not god say not to, i m going to kill anyone I wanted to
Except in this case the murder was divinely inspired, so they doesn't count.
It's not murder if god says it's ok
Thu shell not kill. But its ok for god not to follow his own rule. I guess murder and kill are not the same thing.....right!!!!!
Poor God. I'm glad Moses was there to make him feel better.
I don't remember. I was thoroughly drunk at the time. Something about how scared I should be of god's personal retribution.
And by the way- saying that I was drunk at the time I wrote that eloquent reply is not an admission or an excuse, but a boast.
True
it has exactly 69 likes as of august 26, 2020 and im not breakin the number.
The "Oh Jeez..." is brilliant
@@thinkricegns 28k likes as of the 1/1/2023.
And remember, if God orders the death of a particular nation or people group, as far as death and bloodshed are concerned it always helps to kill the livestock as well. Why kill men women and children only when you can kill sheep and goats as well? In spite of the fact that cattle would be a valuable resource that should be absorbed after conquest takes place, a lust for bloodshed is trumps logic.
Did you knwo God doesn't sin?
Perhaps, but sin is a useless subjective standard to live by anyway. Moral standards are much more important, any by those, the God of the Bible has done _tons_ of immoral things. :)
Jillum89 Who are you to judge God? Lol jk
@@zsombornagy3935 if god doesn’t sin then your god doesn’t have free will 😒
The idea is that in the war they gain nothing themselves
Best video on the ten commandments ever.
Dude I think George Carlin's video on the 10 commanments is better and funnier... check it out
43alley's is awesome too: ua-cam.com/video/pkCJ8rb8Grw/v-deo.html
I love the apple logo on the slab
He's writing on a tablet lol
and downloading from the cloud.
@@PhilJonesIII Good one!
Oh man, I thankfully wasn't brainwashed with this shit growing up but these videos are absolutely hilarious. You do such a wonderful job of showing the absurdity of it all. You're doing god's work.
Where God fails do to the work, secular society picks up the slack.
He’s doing Bill Nye’s work
he got brainwashed by the left now.. all comes full circle
What sucks is growing up believing this whole heartingly and discovering the truth. Imagine everyone you know turning against you because you simply asked a question.
"you are free to worship me...."
hahhhah
yeah, that one was one of the best parts, it's like telling a slave to not seek freedom at all.......
I love these! I guess the 726 people who gave this a thumb down are not critical thinkers... or something.
Videos so old but still hit so hard
By design.
@@NonStampCollectorwhen’s the next animation coming out 😀
A masterpiece of humor!
_Thou shalt not rape!_
Oh, wait........that.....I guess that one wasn't important. 🤔
_Thou shalt not own other human-beings as property!_
Er, um.....I mean......hmmmm....I guess that one slipped god's mind. I thought he was omnipotent, but I guess he had a lot on his plate at the time.
Rape is kind of covered by the adultery thing, but i respect your efforts.
@@TheScrimbliestBingus Yeah, because only married people can rape or be raped...
@@pitufin67 adultery is sex outside of marriage, which would cover every type of rape committed by anyone, single or married, except for marital rape. It is not perfect and I seriously doubt it's the word of some existing god, but if you want to fight the old Testament and the commandments, this is not a good argument for that.
@@TheTomray94In my mind those are in some level similar but nevertheless separate matters. Rape is one thing, adultery (which can be consensual) another. You said it. It's FAR from perfect, Silly of me to expect perfection and clarity from the supposedly inerrant creator of the universe.
@@pitufin67 you are not arguing with a theist so I don't understand your last point. As for the first part, that's why I said that rape is "included" It is not all of adultery and they are not synonymous of course.
On another note, I am not a linguist but I certainly think that word has changed very much in its meaning over time. An ancient hebrew word was translated to greek/latin/who-knows what-else and then made its way into middle english and then into modern version of the language. It is quite likely that they did not mean the term the way it is meant today, I cannot prove this but it makes sense to me that it was meant to safeguard against rape and cheating mainly, and all the other things we characterize as not immoral, or at least not deserving of horrific punishment, were not big concerns back in those days and weren't really considered in the making of that law.
I find it amazing that the religious comment on a video like this.. It's really sad what religion does to people.
For example, not introducing communism in our political system?
vesogry you act as if atheism somehow has a direct correlation to communism. Yeah no. Communist leaders got rid of religion because they didn’t want anything undermining their power, which included belief in a higher power. It wasn’t part of some “atheist agenda” they had.
Ugh, Communism hated religion because it was used to control the people.
True Communism, just like True Capitalism, hates people that uses good ideals to get to power and stay there for their sole benefit.
It is annoying that those in power has used lies about Capitalism and Communism to to turn two potentially allied ideologies into bitter enemies.
(The Capitalists has been told that the Communists's goals are a STRONG STATE, and the Communists has been told that the Capitalists's goals are MONOPOLIES ..... But True Communists *hates* the idea of a STRONG STATE, and True Capitalists *hates* MONOPOLIES.)
There is too many lies about either running around, and often you need to know about both to know this truth, but as it doesn't serve the ones in power, and because they treat spokesmen from the other side almost as antichrist that always lies, they rarely find out this truth.
@@gamerconfig_com - The most Christian state in India is also Communist.
@@pterafirma So they are not Christian, because they not follow the teaching of Jesus. And they are definitely not Catholic. In Rerum Novarum, it is said that a Catholic can't be a socialist, and communism was condemned by every or almost every Pope.
Moses was up the mountain for 40 days, which is a long time to simply receive the stone tablets. It almost makes you wonder if he was carving them himself! Nah - it couldn't have been that - could it?
If he had come back down with the tablets and said "Now I've spent a long time carving these, and this is how I want you to behave", the people might have said "Oh do you, now?!" OTOH, if he had the charisma to make them believe that he'd been up there talking to God, "who sees what you are doing, and even knows your private thoughts - and he talks to me!" - now there's street cred!
Actually the Israelites never got to see the original stone tablets that Moses brought down from the mountain because he smashed them in a fit of rage as soon as he got back and saw them worshipping the golden calf.
@@LarsPallesen Yes, that's right. He had to go back and do it all again - but revision-2 had 11 commandments, so i guess God (or possibly even Moses) had revised his thoughts in the meantime. But we don't talk about that.
@@LarsPallesen I like to believe Moses was clumsy just like Mel Brooks visual interpretation of him in History of the World part 1
The significant aspect of the Ten Commandments is not the moral teachings, - it is the PUNISHMENT inflicted for violating them. The first 9 of the 10 Commandments are punishable by *DEATH* !
How does that work, given that one of the commandments is to not kill?
Jeff C It means 'do not murder.' The punishment for murder is to be killed.
The punishment for not reading the Bible is to ask ignorant questions in public and be exposed to ridicule.
cruelsuit1
How is that a selling point?
Zara thustra I'm not a salesman.
cruelsuit1
O.k.
Let's phrase it differently .... How does this "significant aspect" of the 10 commandments change the fact that they are worse than useless to come up with any moral system ...?
love how you still reply after all these years, saw this video when it came out. Glad to the see your content is still timeless and entertaining. Thx man for helping me no longer collect stamps
Funny that “they’ll still display my commandments in courthouses and schools” is true in some states now.
I swear, these videos are the best. I wish...There was no end to them. The humor kills me.
-“ get out of here, will ya?”
- “gladly!”
Gabriel had enough. 🤣🤣🤣
11 years later and this is still a perfect critique in the form of a satirical sketch
ua-cam.com/video/uZdv-TtiMkg/v-deo.html - I’d love to know your thoughts on this
God is the greatest narisicist of all time.
Hillarious. I like how you included the later version of the 10 commandments at the very end.
George Carlin did it best when he cut down the Ten Commandments to only two. And then gave the best commandment: "Thou shall keep thy religion to thyself."
Before watching your videos, I thought it'd be useless to debate with creationists because I'm studying computer science, not biology or physics. They would most likely dismiss anything I say as falsehood since I know next to nothing about evolution or the big bang.
However, you showed me how easily dismissed most arguments used by creationists are. Not that I now feel like debating any, but still. I love your videos, and I hope you continue doing your awesome work.
357 people STILL believe after watching this video?!
Or they just disliked the video....
I made a comment like that on the one about Noah's Ark. I said that (# of dislikers) live in an age where a freaking wheelbarrow is a high tech piece of equipment. Since Noah in the video said that as well.
That's the power of religious brainwashing for you
Now it's 357, good thing with the not-so-much increase since 10 months ago.
Oh, well you changed your comment to the present value, meh.
Bradman175 Lol
YOU ARE NOT TAKING THIS IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT... or something!
LOL
Thank you for this video. Usually no matter how funny these videos about religious issues are, there's always that serious undertone that keeps me from laughing. But with this one I had a hearty laugh. It was just so damn funny while still being relevant.
Love your logic and sarcasm and wit in all you videos dude
So I stumbled upon your videos this morning and immediately subscribed lol I love it
*I FREAKING HATE GRAVEN IMAGES MAN*
"...I want you petrified, ignorant, and VIOLENT..." bwaaahahahaaaa
“You’ve got a prohibition on murder?! Why didn’t you mention that before???”
“...well, I’m not really that keen on it myself actually”
😂
Because God created man, and has the ability to kill
@@BelovedDisciple07so do I that doesn't make it ok
@@BelovedDisciple07 god is a sadist hypocrite, you can keep coping.
Another gem !! I'm a Christian and can't argue against a single joke or reference you make lmao!!
"Don't get hung up on old testament details like an atheist" 😂
"You're free to worship me and only me, as much as you like" 😂
didn't every other society not even near the isrealites have their own laws without the need for Moses, kind of undermines the 10 commandments
This watch was like a sweet dessert flavored with syrupy wit. Thank you, this type of content is awesome!
Who’s here after the Louisiana law about putting the 10 Commandments in all classrooms?
Not enough, that's for sure. I'm waiting for CNN to pick this fucking thing up.
@@NonStampCollector And on top of this, just now Oklahoma has announced that it will require Biblical Teachings to be taught in public schools!! This is insanity, my country is falling into the hands of these Christofascist psychopaths! I bet they won’t be teaching all the contradictions of course.
@@NonStampCollectorAnd now in Oklahoma they just announced that they will be requiring Biblical teachings to be taught in public schools! This is insanity!
@@mbrproductions160 What's even the point of school if kids just go there to learn a myth???? like seriously what were the guys in Oklahoma thinking??
@@lagartino5093that's what southern inbreds do
I friggen hate graven images, man.
*Who's still here after 7 years??*
I watch one or two of these ever month.
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I'm here after 10!
2024 😅
What I find funny is that Christians say "10" when their holy book says "613."
emanuel e There isn't anything in the Old Testament that says 10 laws would remain in place while others would become obsolete.
Christianity ignores the law on the sabbath, which is included in the 10.
emanuel e Christians claim to follow Jesus.
@@alphacentauri6333 it doesn't matter anyway, because the bible is fictional nonsense.
God: "Get out of here will you!" Gabriel: "Gladly". Cracks me up everytime.
5:28 "ugh, jeez"
A phrase that doesn't sound out of place until you watch a second time...
On the day Moses comes down from Mount Sinai with the stone tablets containing the Ten Commandments, he discovers that the Israelites have created a golden calf. To punish the people, Moses gathers a group of men and takes the following action in the book of Exodus, Chapter 32:
Then he [Moses] said to them, "This is what the Lord, the God of Israel, says: 'Each man strap a sword to his side. Go back and forth through the camp from one end to the other, each killing his brother and friend and neighbor.' " The Levites did as Moses commanded, and that day about three thousand of the people died.
So... one minute we have God carving into stone, "Thou shalt not kill." Then the next minute we have God telling each man to strap a sword to his side and lay waste to thousands. Wouldn't you expect the almighty ruler of the universe to be slightly more consistent than this? 3,000 dead people is a lot of commandment breaking. Obviously that is a total contradiction. The reason why you find contradictions like that in the Bible is because God is imaginary.?
To be a little more accurate though, it says, apparently,or would do if it actually existed, that you should not murder. Killing for certain reasons is permissible, but murder is not. Now, in this scenario, it arguable that those 3000 were killed rather than murdered. Killed means God is off the hook. It’s about translation. “ Slave” has been translated as meaning “employee”. Put simply, this nonsense has been translated to within an inch of it’s life and no one knows what the actual document said, so they settled on the one meaning. that suits them. Which is why even Xians cannot agree what this means. If these two phrases have been misinterpreted, then my guess is that it all has.
That's why they're called: "The ten friendly proposals intended for those times in between the more serious issues".
God killed many people according to the Bible. Satan did not kill anybody.
It’s not “”murder”” if god does it 😒
@@benclark4823 I agree because he does not exist.
Even present-day teenagers have a better moral compass than anyone mentioned in the Bible.
I think serial killers killed less than god
Not the affluent ones who get carted around like princes and princesses. Virtually everyone one of these towns covers up (date) rapes, parental-sponaored underage drinking, will cheat like hell to get their kids special advantages, and sell homes with hidden damages. It's all about their in creature comforts. They keep the disadvantaged from having a real life. And this behavior is religiously neutral and sometimes based upon the assertion that no one is keeping score.
You have a right to your opinion, but let's try to be reasonably fair about matters.
Just sayin'.
@@sad-pt7xd i mean he supposedly flooded the earth and wiped out literally everyone so yeah, pretty hard to top that in terms of murders committed. Oh also those millions-billions of people he killed? Hes also torturing them for eternity, theyre all still suffering, infinitely. But remember, hes a god of ultimate morality and he loves you
as a present day teenager, i can confirm
@@sad-pt7xd infact the biblical god is more akin to hitler than jesus. Also it's amazing how many republicans like jesus and dislike communism like jesus wasnt a dirty commie.
COMMANDMENTS 2015
1. You shall not relinquish your critical thinking in favor of a conceptual entity the existence of which you cannot validate.
(We must recognize the fact that today, religion is the most serious impediment to any sensible management of the worlds peoples. Religion and belief in conceptual entities, divides humans into competing groups that will invariably argue, fight and kill each other's children over these unfounded beliefs. This has to stop as should the "polite tolerance" of totally implausible religious claims. It is time for us all to think. To think rationally; to think for ourselves. We must have the honesty, integrity and courage to admit when we do not know the answer and that the answers will not be found on our knees with our eyes closed.)
2. You should never elevate your cause above your humanity.
(Humans can be moral without a belief in a conceptual entity.)
3. You should stop the practice of genital mutilation of our young, for religious reasons and the presentation of implausible religious claims, as absolute truth. Hide your face and weep if you dare to harm a child.
4. You should not tolerate the subjugation and mistreatment of people, particularly women, based upon ancient or religious text.
5. You should honor your father and your mother.
6. You shall not murder.
7. You shall not have sex irresponsibly, without consideration of it's consequences or without consideration for others and will insist upon safe sex practices.
8. You shall not steal or "rip people off" in the name of religion.
9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
10. You shall not covet.
11. You shall not condemn people on the basis of their ethnicity or their color.
12. You shall not condemn people for their inborn nature.
(Why would God create so many homosexuals only in order to torture and destroy them?)
13. Do not ever even think of using people as private property, or as owned, or as slaves.
14. Do not imagine that you can escape judgment if you rob people with a false prospectus rather than with a knife.
15. You shall rigorously pursue a verifiable truth and develop your empathy. Be aware that you, too, are an animal, and dependent on the web of nature. Try and think and act accordingly.
16. You shall strongly oppose all and any efforts to incorporate religion into government or the military.
17. You shall wear clothes for protection, fashion or humor but not as a propitiation to a conceptual entity, the existence of which we cannot validate.
18. You shall refrain from dragging inappropriate beliefs and rituals from the past, into the present.
19. You shall recognize that cultism is a damaging and corrosive pursuit.
(Human beliefs and strange rituals are learned, they are not part of human DNA. It is time to understand that that we can all get along if properly educated.)
20. You shall not present religious pseudoscience as education.
21. Governments should discontinue tax exemption for religion and stop the support and perpetuation of implausible religious claims that cannot be validated.
Some courtesy of C.Hitchens
+RATIONALMIND001 I don't like them either.
1. Welp not all religion dint encourage critical thinking though.
RATIONALMIND001 22. you shall keep your religion to yourself
You hear that Democrats and Republicans! No slavery. Not to the governments or to the military.
RATIONALMIND001 aced it xx
do you have a video about the TWO sets of Ten Commandments?
Had to come here after Louisiana mandated the 10 commandments in school, thought we were past this😂
"a few dead kids here and there, as long as they're killed after they leave the womb ofc."
this killed me
Yeah but amiright or what?
“Wow that was so comprehensive and persuasive” 😭😭😭
If the 10 Commandments are the basis of our law than why is breaking only 3 of them criminal?
No killing, stealing, or bearing false witness. That’s it. Those are the only ones reflected in our laws.
Right. So 3 of 10 is a clear win for the 10C being the basis of our civilization.
@@JFrazer4303 That would only be true if the idea that killing, stealing, and perjury were all wrong didn’t exist before the 10 Commandments came along.
I find it so hard to believe that at out all the detailed commandments and sins God said not to commit, God couldn't directly condemn pedophilia. Instead, I see Christians trying to stretch verses and say that when God says to love all, pedophilia is condemned under that umbrella term of love. So let's remember everyone: God can take the time to list all sexual sins except for pedophilia. Also, God can tell you in full detail how to build an ark, how to build an altar, which offerings to use- he'll also set you on fire if you use the wrong offering (Leviticus 10)- and which type of animals they can and can't eat...... but God cannot afford to waste time telling grown men and women not to groom 6 year olds. But somehow, eah=ch and every Christian is supposed to know that they CAN'T do that lmaooo
It's tricky...
@@NonStampCollector Can't believe I used to believe in the Bible wholeheartedly
Leviticus 18:22 KJV “Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.” the word “mankind” in this verse is translated from the hebrew word זכר (H2145 in strong’s concordance) which can mean Men or child (or both as in man-child as in a male child) depending on context. Considering that the practice of homosexuality in ancient times was almost always between a grown man and prepubescent boy (pederasty) its not far fetched at all to say that this can just apply to both men and children as the same word is translated simply to children in many other instances in the Bible. So as a christian to be safe as to not commit a sin, probably dont commit p*****illia. But wait a second! pederasty was actually common practice among the greeks and even romans, a people who western society actually DOES base their society on. So if they thought it was okay then what makes you think cultures wont shift again like they have been doing constantly since the beginning of mankind. This is the true uselessness of trying to do a penis measuring contest of morality with scripture that is thousands of years old. One is ever changing and based on cultural ideals, and one claims to be the objective truth and must stand on that claim being as it has been written and cannot be changed. Even christians are guilty of being self-righteous as many will tell you that polygyny is a sin even though it says that no where in the Bible and even David’s wives were given to him by God. Just because your opinion doesn’t align with ancient words doesn’t make it immoral, it just makes you arrogant.
@@emanrnso either he's okay with PDF files, or he's okay with homophobia. Either way he's an evil bigot, or he's evil
If god exists this actually happened
I love listening to this in the background while having it muted
I'm trying to work out whether that makes any sense. I like it either way.
“I _FRIGGIN HATE_ GRAVEN IMAGES”
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."
Voltaire
Any one who has the power to make you believe absurdities (nonsense things)has the power to make you commit injustices.
Against murder, lying and stealing we have laws, so that means we're basing our civilization on the 10C.
I actually had a friend who made the whole “without the commandments we wouldn’t have morals because one of the commandments is thou shalt not murder” argument. It isn’t really relevant but he was also okay with giving kids access to NSFW over discord, could act as a peek into how educated he was on morals :/
Ethics and morality were established way before yahweh
love your work. should be required watching for all...anything to save the world from these death cults.
3/10 is being extremely generous. That number six thing boils down to, "Killing is wrong... except when it isn't. See you local secular legal text for details." Same for "stealing", which is defined as "taking stuff from people illegally", where "legality" is defined, once again, by us humans. Surprise!
Moses was the first person to download data from the cloud onto a tablet
I cant believe this just now gets to me, this is fricking amazing!
As a social worker I was bound by the values of my profession to treat all people, regardless of race, colour, creed, sexuality, disability, etc, with equal dignity and respect, to recognise the rights of the individual, to value diversity, and to oppose discrimination and oppression by those in authority.
i hadnt noticed the Apple logo on Mose's 'tablet'.. Pure genius. :)
You should show this to Dennis Prager
That is a Golden idea!
ua-cam.com/video/u1ovUbSZcXQ/v-deo.html
Adultery i.e. Consentual sex outside of a marriage? Punishable by death.
Rape - even if it's the husband raping his wie? Ehhhhhhhh...
Rape? Ehh...who cares. Wait, it was _extramarital_ rape?
People can't even decide which day is the sabbath.
Anyone else get a Christian ad about celebrating the resurrection before the vid lol
"I friggen hate graven imagas man!" ~Yahweh
That line cracks me up every time xD
I have been watching your videos for ages now, and I thank "god" you make these videos.
I love the part about murder being like #6 instead of the first one
I'm sure even packs of wolves have those quintessential rules like no murder among your kin lmao.
Lol. Anybody notice the apple logo on the back of the tablet?
this guy is brilliant. the whole series should be shown to all religious people
2021
And still perfect now
I love how he is on an Apple Tablet
I kind of hate that I love this so much. It's just so well done.
Just what was washed into my recommendations! Masterpiece!