The thing that made the things for which there is no known maker.

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  • Опубліковано 28 лют 2009
  • Every painting needs to have had a painter, and every building needs to have had a builder.
    Every thing for which there is no known maker, needs to have been made by something. (Read on...)
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    Maybe, thousands of years ago, a conversation like this took place... and brought theism into the world. I wonder if the dogmatism came along as quickly as in THIS example?
    This is definitely one for the atheists and anti-theists. I don't expect religious folk to really get this one. I probably won't do much debating on this, I get sick enough of explaining myself on what I think are EASY satires to understand.
    HUGE thanks to youtube user BigAtomicBird for the Portuguese (and English) subtitles. A huge job done entirely voluntarily!
    I say on my channel page that I don't like or attempt to argue against the existence of a God. I think it's a difficult thing to argue, and there are far better minds than mine at work on that anyway. This video is probably the closest I'll ever come to arguing against there being a God, and in fact, I'm actually arguing against the terrible kind of theistic thinking that promotes ignorance and stultifies inquiry into the natural world, the kind of thinking that says "If we don't know the answer to the question, then that OBVIOUSLY means that GODdidit!, end of story."
    These characters (some viewers have suggested naming them Ray and Kirk!) don't know the reason that the seasons change. Goddidit! Once upon a time, people didn't know what caused rainbows to appear. Goddidit! How did the bacterial flagellum motor develop? Goddidit! How did life originate? GODDIDIT!!!! So, so lame.
    Bah!! I have to confess to an error. The biblical cure for leprosy involves TWO birds, not FOUR as I read in the script. (I wonder how many birds were involved in the cure that actually ended the scourge of leprosy?)
    Thanks for your support and thanks for enjoying my vids. They are great fun to write and make.
    Full name: The thing that made the things for which there is no known maker and that causes and directs the events that we can't otherwise explain and doesn't need to have been made and is the one thing from which you can ask for things that no human can give and without whom we can't be fully happy and is unlimited by all the laws of physics and never began and will never finish and is invisible but actually everywhere at once and who is so perfect that even if he killed millions of people including babies he'd still be perfect and who is so powerful and magical, he could even make a virgin pregnant if he wanted to.
    (Oh, the bloopers!!! You can imagine...)
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    website and blog: www.nonstampcollector.com
    twitter: / nonstampnsc
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 3,1 тис.

  • @halfdemonprince
    @halfdemonprince 7 років тому +2408

    So God exists because people hate saying, "I don't know."

    • @georgewashington3947
      @georgewashington3947 6 років тому +46

      40 XDDD I don't know

    • @germansniper5277
      @germansniper5277 6 років тому +59

      40 XDDD pretty much.

    • @nayte8950
      @nayte8950 6 років тому +64

      God exists because there was a horny old guy way back then who wanted to seem smart to get some pussy, probably a bitch called Mary. So he thought up an answer to shit that was too ridiculous to prove wrong.

    • @KingQwertzlbrmpf
      @KingQwertzlbrmpf 5 років тому +141

      There's also the small matter of "I'm afraid of death" that features into this^^

    • @MrPubesonmysack
      @MrPubesonmysack 5 років тому +5

      God exists because its common sense everything has a source including life. Now get busy finding him

  • @saint_aidan33
    @saint_aidan33 5 років тому +2505

    We could make a religion out of this

  • @esands36
    @esands36 6 років тому +1517

    "Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool".-Mark Twain

    • @tonedeafduck4859
      @tonedeafduck4859 5 років тому +7

      Mr Temporal - Guess we'll never know who told Voltaire

    • @Korok-Protector
      @Korok-Protector 4 роки тому +5

      **Sun Tzu

    • @jrhendry1303
      @jrhendry1303 4 роки тому +19

      It'll be even more halarious if the unkown maker was actually two numbers(42).

    • @angledgaze6203
      @angledgaze6203 4 роки тому +3

      The only fool here seems to be Mark Twain. I am not religious and have problems with religion, but this notion is simply absurd.

    • @Niteshift56411
      @Niteshift56411 4 роки тому +13

      @@angledgaze6203 what notion do you mean?

  • @Salnax
    @Salnax 8 років тому +1779

    Back when I was studying philosophy and religion, I developed what I called the Cyborg Ninja David Bowie Rule.
    In short, if an argument or chain of ideas uses a vaguely defined individual, and said individual could be replaced with Cyborg Ninja David Bowie with only grammatical changes as necessary, then the argument was a load of crap.
    Cyborg Ninja David Bowie was a useful guide in those difficult times.

    • @espalorp3286
      @espalorp3286 8 років тому +308

      The rest of my life will disappoint me, as this is truly the most beautiful thing in existence.

    • @VSuarez2010
      @VSuarez2010 8 років тому +75

      Wow, I'm gonna have to borrow this. I love it!!

    • @Morphimus
      @Morphimus 7 років тому +123

      Gonna have to be Undead Cyborg Ninja David Bowie now, unfortunately.

    • @Salnax
      @Salnax 7 років тому +234

      Morphimus
      Cyborg Ninja David Bowie never dies. He just loses contact with Ground Control sometimes, that's all.

    • @ineedpineapples
      @ineedpineapples 7 років тому +26

      Salnax I love Cyborg ninja David Bowie

  • @bahbcat
    @bahbcat 9 років тому +563

    "I don't know."
    My Dad used to hate it when I said that. And then I got in trouble for being a know-it-all.

    • @cinnamonperoxide2161
      @cinnamonperoxide2161 6 років тому +12

      SaM E

    • @triularity
      @triularity 6 років тому +33

      Really they just got tired of being covered in green slime every time they said "I don't know" to questions. =)

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 років тому +25

      Damned if you do...

    • @steggyweggy
      @steggyweggy 5 років тому +26

      Damned if you don’t

    • @feggy585
      @feggy585 4 роки тому +1

      I know I got a girl back home

  • @tonybates7870
    @tonybates7870 5 років тому +685

    This is first class. The god of the gaps fallacy distilled.

    • @jesuslovesyou1
      @jesuslovesyou1 3 роки тому

      👆👋❤️

    • @rosalind1635
      @rosalind1635 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@jesuslovesyou1 The fact you hanging around channels such as this show you have doubts.
      Don't deny them. Follow your curiosity.

  • @llongone2
    @llongone2 7 років тому +572

    "Strong feelings like this are generally pretty good evidence for this kind of thing." - That line made me double-over in laughter...but it's basically the center of every Christian apologist argument ever.

    • @kaleb749
      @kaleb749 3 роки тому +22

      It’s literally the requirement to be a Christian, which you can also call faith.
      The rest is deflection and justification

  • @Rayven10
    @Rayven10 9 років тому +651

    The ad on the video for me: "Become an Official Pastor. Christian Minister Registration. Register Now"
    Oh the irony

    • @Rayven10
      @Rayven10 9 років тому +11

      ***** What's the difference? If I'm not watching the ad on TV, then there is no message and thus no selling something to me that I don't want.
      Same with AdBlock. I don't want the ads - I *NEVER* click on internet ads. Why not just skip the crap?
      If I am watching a video like this, it's pretty obvious that I have no interest in becoming a Christian Minister. And if I can stop any ad money from going to that kind of thing, I'm all for it.

    • @amberreed5324
      @amberreed5324 7 років тому +5

      Skipping ads are fine, they make the ads (in this particular case, a Christian organization) give money to the creator (in this case, NSC). Add block blocks money from the advertiser to the creator. This is especially important if the creator is small, like NSC is, because if this is his full-time thing (which UA-cam is for a lot of people), then they need the money to live. +Rayven10 You don't have to click on them, you should let them play for the 5-30 seconds that they're unskipable, though. That way the creator of the video gets the money they worked towards. When you mute the tv/radio, it still reads that you're watching that ad and the tv company gets the money to pay their creators.
      TL:DR Stop being ignorant about advertisements.

    • @Rayven10
      @Rayven10 7 років тому +3

      Well, in this particular case, I'm OK with blocking the ads entirely because I do not want to support, in any way, the efforts to promote a religious ideal. If anything, I'll help to work against that.
      As far as other ads, perhaps they should develop another business model that doesn't rely on ads, or other such thing. The TV or radio being muted and me skipping the ad here does exactly the same on my end: stops me from having to listen to someone trying to sell me something I don't need or want. I control what I hear, and if the advertisers want to reach me, they should find a better way.

    • @AbandonedVoid
      @AbandonedVoid 6 років тому +4

      Advertisements don't even really work for me. There's occasionally the inventive product that might have some use to it, but it never piques my interest or needs enough to actually get one. If I want something I'll go looking for it, making a CGI dog say it's a great product doesn't make me want to buy it any more or less. I never quite understood why it would for anyone.

    • @johndarcangelo6893
      @johndarcangelo6893 6 років тому +2

      Rayven10 why not? Probably so.e good money in that career. Just don't take your work home with you.

  • @scott3343
    @scott3343 8 років тому +549

    I don't believe in Thethingthatmadethethingsforwhichthereisnoknownmakerandwhocausesanddirectstheeventswecan'totherwiseexplainandwhodoesn'tneedtohavebeenmadeandisothenethingyoucanaskforthingswhichnohumancangiveyouandwithoutwhomwecan'tbefullyhappyandisunlimitedbyallthelawsofphysicsandwhoneverbeganandwillneverfinishandwho'sinvisiblebutactuallyeverywhereatonceandwho'ssoperfectthatevenifhekilledmillionsofpeopleincludingbabieswouldstillbeperfectndwho'ssopowerfulandmagicalthathecouldevenmakeaviginpregnantifhewantedto. He sounds too much like God.

  • @directorkid3131
    @directorkid3131 5 років тому +263

    "The Church of The Thing That Made The Things For Which There Is No Known Maker And That Causes And Directs The Events That We Can't Otherwise Explain And Doesn't Need To Have Been Made And Is The One Thing From Which You Can Ask For Things That No Human Can Give And Without Whom We Can't Be Fully Happy And Is Unlimited By All The Laws Of Physics And Never Began And Will Never Finish And Is Invisible But Actually Everywhere At Once And Who Is So Perfect That Even If He Killed Millions Of People Including Babies He Would Still Be Perfect And Who Is So Powerful And Magical, He Could Even Make A Virgin Pregnant If He Wanted To."

    • @laflorecitadelcaos
      @laflorecitadelcaos 4 роки тому +10

      You deserve 1k likes

    • @davidbrown8763
      @davidbrown8763 3 роки тому +26

      Well done...Brilliant! Now try saying it like the guy in the video. So far I have totally failed.
      However, I will have to keep trying - for fear of offending The Thing That Made The Things For Which There Is No Known Maker And That Causes And Directs The Events That We Can't Otherwise Explain And Doesn't Need To Have Been Made And Is The One Thing From Which You Can Ask For Things That No Human Can Give And Without Whom We Can't Be Fully Happy And Is Unlimited By All The Laws Of Physics And Never Began And Will Never Finish And Is Invisible But Actually Everywhere At Once And Who Is So Perfect That Even If He Killed Millions Of People Including Babies He Would Still Be Perfect And Who Is So Powerful And Magical, He Could Even Make A Virgin Pregnant If He Wanted To AND WOULD SEND ME TO HELL FOR SIMPLY NOT BELIEVING IN HIM.

    • @markfairbanks3533
      @markfairbanks3533 3 роки тому +4

      @@davidbrown8763 you deserve 1k likes

    • @davidbrown8763
      @davidbrown8763 3 роки тому

      @@markfairbanks3533 Many thanks Mark Fairbanks.

    • @__cornflake__4252
      @__cornflake__4252 3 роки тому +17

      The TTTMTTFWTINKMATCADTETWCOEADNTHBMAITOTFWYCAFTTNHCGAWWWCBFHAIUBATLOPANBAWNFAIIBAEAOAWISPTEIHKMOPIBHWSBPAWISPAMHCEMAVPIHWT bible

  • @thereprehensible435
    @thereprehensible435 4 роки тому +180

    *"God" is just saying "I don't know" with extra steps.*

  • @nicogonzalez5520
    @nicogonzalez5520 10 місяців тому +79

    i would love a follow up on this where these 2 meet another ancient people who have their own “thing that made the things for which there are no known maker” and debate which thing is the correct thing

    • @NonStampCollector
      @NonStampCollector  10 місяців тому +60

      You're asking me to depict all-out military conflict and genocide... using Paint?

    • @nicogonzalez5520
      @nicogonzalez5520 10 місяців тому +43

      @@NonStampCollector it’s a tall order mate, i know. but i have faith in you

    • @Mark-Wilson
      @Mark-Wilson 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@nicogonzalez5520lol

    • @jameskpolk9137
      @jameskpolk9137 4 місяці тому

      You could try Paint3D

    • @shawdow357
      @shawdow357 2 місяці тому

      @@NonStampCollectorthe Big Lez show was a pretty great success made entirely in paint. I’m sure you could do it :)

  • @Jay-ate-a-bug
    @Jay-ate-a-bug 10 років тому +683

    We shall call him... "Tim!"

    • @steadyjumper3547
      @steadyjumper3547 10 років тому +53

      hail tim

    • @Anubis424242
      @Anubis424242 10 років тому +58

      Blasphemy! His name is Jeff!

    • @pythonissamxedits
      @pythonissamxedits 7 років тому +10

      Robert Migraine The true birth of the my name Jeff meme

    • @yeahlexander
      @yeahlexander 6 років тому +10

      I always thought his name was Bob.

    • @MadNotAngry
      @MadNotAngry 6 років тому +16

      Howard. You know. Jesus _H._ Christ ... _"Howard"_ be thy name.

  • @RossTheNinja
    @RossTheNinja 3 роки тому +267

    Defining things into existence is so much easier than worrying about facts

    • @wrathofainz
      @wrathofainz 8 місяців тому +8

      It's weird the lengths some people will go to define their maximally great thingymajigger into existence whilst denying doing that.

    • @itoibo4208
      @itoibo4208 7 місяців тому +2

      @@wrathofainzit really is. They can, with a straight face, say everything must have a creator. except for this one thing.

    • @wrathofainz
      @wrathofainz 7 місяців тому +3

      @itoibo4208 I do love me some special pleading.
      When asking why that one thing doesn't need a creator we get another argument from definition, i.e. "because I said so".

  • @judiluvshercules999
    @judiluvshercules999 9 років тому +372

    this is extra funny to me because about 35 yrs ago my best friend and I did some acid one night and we came up with some shit similar to this video.(I shit you not) we really thought we came up with the answer to EVERY THING.Then the next day we realized the only answer we came up with was we were WAY too high the night before.lol True story.

    • @judiluvshercules999
      @judiluvshercules999 9 років тому +21

      I've always wondered if The thing that made the things for which there is no known maker can make a rock so big that he himself can't lift it? lol, ok I stole that from George Carlin. :)

    • @judiluvshercules999
      @judiluvshercules999 9 років тому

      ***** LOL

    • @TheEvolNemesis
      @TheEvolNemesis 9 років тому +5

      Jill Hammer It's all right, he stole it from some old philosopher... possibly Epicurus, but I'm not sure.

    • @DaReaperZ
      @DaReaperZ 9 років тому +10

      ***** Interesting point.
      There are more things though. Can the thing that made the things for which there is no known maker kill itself? If it's possible, then he can't be omnipotent, since he's supposed to be invunerable, or some such. If he cannot, then there is something he cannot do, which makes his power limited.
      You can even ask if he can create something he can't create. If he can't, he's not omnipotent because he should be able to do that, but if he can, well he's not omnipotent.
      With omnipotency comes all kinds of paradoxes, it's simply not possible :)

    • @TheAnantaSesa
      @TheAnantaSesa 7 років тому

      +DaReaperZ, it's the fallacy of infinite regress.

  • @neoarketariviello4241
    @neoarketariviello4241 5 років тому +83

    "He wants you to stop boiling baby goats in their mother's milk"
    Guy on the background: "Oh, what?!"

    • @Jumpingonpaws
      @Jumpingonpaws 3 місяці тому

      😂 🤣 yeah, like dude ?! Who does that?!

  • @user-xx4kj6tk5n
    @user-xx4kj6tk5n 7 років тому +181

    I'd rather go to my farm and sacrifice my livestock in the name of NonStampCollector if he would appreciate that and make some other videos.

    • @possesed7
      @possesed7 7 років тому +2

      Анатолий Иванов
      oh my god (oh the irony) are you Russian? Я просто так радуюсь когда вижу наших, славян, которые мало того что не поддерживают мракобесие рпц, так еще и смотрят каналы закарднонных атеистов. Я в Риге живу, хоть тут религия не такая яркая, за то каждый третий смотрит экстрасенсов, гороскопы, пьют гомеопатию и тд.

    • @MadNotAngry
      @MadNotAngry 6 років тому

      Haven't read russian in 40 years. Something about the city Rija, the Russian Orthodox Church and homosexuals -- I think ...

  • @AG-xj3wm
    @AG-xj3wm 10 років тому +217

    This is the god of the gaps that originated with primitive humans because they didn't know much about the world. Today invoking a god of the gaps is no longer necessary and is completely irrational.

    • @xxXthekevXxx
      @xxXthekevXxx 6 років тому +24

      God of the gaps was irrational even when we knew nothing about the world and universe. If you don’t know who did a murder, the lack of knowledge doesn’t make the butler more likely to have done it. You just don’t know.

    • @thereprehensible435
      @thereprehensible435 4 роки тому +10

      Religion is entirely irrational in the first place. It inevitably is either a result of indoctrination under threat of shunning, a result of seeking meaning in times of tragedy *OR* due to folks otherwise being so up their own ass they believe in all sorts of conspiracy theories almost purely for the sake of their ego. People that can't fathom they may not be special.

    • @DuckInGameStop
      @DuckInGameStop 2 роки тому +2

      Well there's still stuff that we don't know and probably will never figure out, it's just irrational to claim that "god did it" because mythology is always irrational.

  • @LaptopViewing
    @LaptopViewing 12 років тому +101

    I was listening to this with my 5 y/o nearby. I paused it about half way through and he asked me "Did the thing make the rocks? It must have made the rocks b/c they said it was really powerful." The thing that made the things has a new convert.

  • @ShutterGuts
    @ShutterGuts 8 років тому +83

    There are 301 people that dislike this. THATS REALLY UNBELIEVABLE! I can't explain this so it must be the Thing for which there is no known maker who has voted this down!

  • @lesliedalehicks8417
    @lesliedalehicks8417 7 років тому +143

    silly people, the answer is 42.

  • @Gabriel-mf7wh
    @Gabriel-mf7wh 9 років тому +299

    This is priceless. One of the best videos on the internet hahahah
    This guy is so creative

    • @adamchristensen2648
      @adamchristensen2648 6 років тому +6

      Gabriel Barreto Well...he just summarized every religion ever in so many words...they technically came up with it first...

    • @arya6085
      @arya6085 4 роки тому

      @Lucky the black cat circumcision - what a rip off

  • @Skulltaro
    @Skulltaro 7 років тому +128

    God=complex, therefore by christians logic, complex things can exist without a maker. Checkmate

    • @jamescopeland2663
      @jamescopeland2663 7 років тому +3

      Gay Jesus One point does not checkmate a religion I take you're piece with my Bishop.

    • @AbandonedVoid
      @AbandonedVoid 6 років тому +20

      +Jame Copeland No, I'm pretty sure most religions can be checkmated by a single point, and normally that point is pretty mundane or obvious. There's a plethora of single points that completely debunk Christianity, and any one of them makes the entire religion utterly devoid of meaning. For instance, if souls don't exist (which they don't) then how exactly is your soul going to make it into Heaven or Hell, one of the main premises of Christianity? The issue is, a lot of people backpedal once they realize their religion is full of holes, and start trying to claw at unfalsifiable tenants, even though the original religion is pretty clear in what it's saying. OP is completely right, if the world is so complex that it requires a creator, then that creator would also require a creator. It's part of the Clockmaker Fallacy and is an issue that literally nobody can argue against because it's entirely logically sound and on a solid foundation, and if held to be true means that a good portion of religions are utter nonsense.

    • @jamescopeland2663
      @jamescopeland2663 6 років тому +1

      Abandoned Void I can agree with the clockmaker thing but at the same time something had to exist before the universe logically right? I am sure you can see how that is also an infinite loop of "well something had to come before this"

    • @AbandonedVoid
      @AbandonedVoid 6 років тому +7

      +James Copeland How exactly can there be a "before" of time itself?

    • @jamescopeland2663
      @jamescopeland2663 6 років тому

      Abandoned Void I don't think this universe has existed forever it had to have a start

  • @ricoscott9916
    @ricoscott9916 9 років тому +146

    I would love to see this performed live.

    • @Peasham
      @Peasham 9 років тому +30

      In front of a church.

    • @Hoellewood_Solutions
      @Hoellewood_Solutions 5 років тому +11

      You are wonderful. This would be hysterical British comedy.

    • @paxmule
      @paxmule 5 років тому +5

      It reminds me of Monty Python!

  • @tommytwotacos8106
    @tommytwotacos8106 7 років тому +42

    Let's call him "Blort". If I were an omnipotent creator deity and my creations needed to establish a one-syllable moniker by which to identify me, I think sounding like the name an alien from a 1950's b-movie would have would be the highest praise one could hope for.

  • @ibraveheart5700
    @ibraveheart5700 9 років тому +188

    And so began a long history of bullshit...

    • @kobron1559
      @kobron1559 8 років тому +41

      Exactly and brainwashing

  • @richo61
    @richo61 12 років тому +16

    If NonStampCollector had only ever made one video - this one alone would have made him a LEGEND! As it is he has blessed us with many! 8-)

  • @ampatau9092
    @ampatau9092 7 років тому +87

    The saddest thing is that many religious types would actually think this is serious and pro-God.

  • @MARKKUS-cr4qo
    @MARKKUS-cr4qo 9 років тому +56

    The beginning of the religion .

    • @bryn4962
      @bryn4962 6 років тому +6

      God was actually originally a combination of Yahweh and El, two Semitic deities which are currently considered two names for the same god. One was a sky god and one was a warrior god, though I can't keep straight which is which.

    • @someonesilence3731
      @someonesilence3731 5 років тому

      @@bryn4962 That's facinating, where did you get this information?

    • @dr0g_Oakblood
      @dr0g_Oakblood 5 років тому

      Yahweh the war god and El the head of the Canaanite pantheon

  • @HightopDavid
    @HightopDavid 7 років тому +38

    The most perfect cartoon I've ever seen

  • @LeighDWYC
    @LeighDWYC 7 років тому +77

    Back then everybody got nailed on extractions of the acacia tree (a common element in DMT), which when smoked or drank in a broth or brewed like tea makes people trip their heads of in to oblivion causing visual and auditory hallucinations - one example being Moses and the burning bush... the hallucination from acacia can cause a person to see distortions in light levels with bright and heavy "auras" around objects which could explain why the bush appeared to be engulfed in but no consumed by fire. Also other effects of the acacia high are auditory hallucinations - hearing voices and having conversations with people who aren't there - god's voice in the burning bush maybe? Acacia was rife in that region around that time and still is. Judaism, in my opinion, began because a load of high desert dwellers took too much and did loads of crazy shit. No fucking wonder every government bans the use of drugs LOL

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 5 років тому

      Urrcreavesh That comment is a year old. Think they’ll notice?

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 5 років тому +1

      Urrcreavesh Hello

    • @yannickburwieck8276
      @yannickburwieck8276 5 років тому

      Massive Branflake where can I cope and paste and print that?

    • @yannickburwieck8276
      @yannickburwieck8276 5 років тому

      Copy*

    • @Knightmessenger
      @Knightmessenger 3 роки тому +2

      Maybe drugs sre banned because they'll make people start a bunch of religions and leave the existing ones.

  • @user-dh4bz7fk9z
    @user-dh4bz7fk9z 5 років тому +26

    Haha!
    "Stop boiling baby goats in their mother's milk"
    Random guy: oh WHAT?!?
    Goat: "baaa"

  • @xletix69
    @xletix69 2 роки тому +21

    i was already an atheist before i started binge watching your videos but now i'm even more of an atheist. Thank you.

  • @ReverendLondo
    @ReverendLondo 14 років тому +7

    I am utterly speechless. This is perfect. Everybody who argues the creation from design idea needs to see this video. Hell, ANY theist needs to watch this!
    Hell, every one of your videos says pretty much everything I've ever wanted to say, except much more succintly and so forth. I am incredibly jealous. Excellent work!

  • @magnetiktrax
    @magnetiktrax 5 років тому +21

    It's like modern day Monty Python. Love it! :-)

  • @kamikazekalamari
    @kamikazekalamari 7 місяців тому +3

    This reminds me of when I was a child and was reading a collection of Greek mythology. I started to talk with my father about it and i still remember how he explained to me that in his oppinion those gods and those stories existed for things that weren’t explainable, especially plights etc. I was pretty surprised when I found out that that argument apparently didn’t work for Bible God.

  • @WarmWeatherGuy
    @WarmWeatherGuy 13 років тому +41

    @samwilson3d Notice how people come to religion. They get it when they are young and gullible or they get it when they are at a terrible low in their life. This is almost universal. Now consider how people leave religion to become atheists. This is done by thinking, logic and education. This fact alone should tell you something.

    • @thereprehensible435
      @thereprehensible435 4 роки тому +1

      That or they take it due to *horny*... Or sheer ignorance of the knowledge common to many these days.
      I've known two guys that forced themselves to "believe" for the sake of their crush as youth...
      And a great number that just don't understand things such as evolution or common sense such as natural events and the movement of continents and large bodies of water.

  • @tickytickytango5634
    @tickytickytango5634 2 роки тому +7

    "The thing that made the things for which there is no known maker and that causes and directs the events that we can't otherwise explain and doesn't need to have been made and is the one thing from which you can ask for things that no human can give and without whom we can't be fully happy and is unlimited by all the laws of physics and never began and will never finish and is invisible but actually everywhere at once and who is so perfect that even if he killed millions of people including babies he'd still be perfect and who is so powerful and magical, he could even make a virgin pregnant if he wanted to" is so much easier to say than "I don't know."

  • @XJ0461C
    @XJ0461C 3 роки тому +13

    This has aged like a fine wine. I needed this in private school and I cherish it now. Thank you.

  • @rileyreid1030
    @rileyreid1030 10 років тому +132

    God took over 7 days to make me and my mom and dad only took 30 seconds…Checkmate God!

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 років тому +2

      James Copeland
      Considering the handle, that would be no surprise.

    • @jesuslovesyou1
      @jesuslovesyou1 3 роки тому

      ❤️👋👆

  • @metalmint-1
    @metalmint-1 3 роки тому +6

    I was fully expecting a dog to walk in at the end

  • @AnimalsDressedasHumans
    @AnimalsDressedasHumans 5 років тому +6

    “No friggin yeast! He cannot stand that shit!”

  • @RezaOLine
    @RezaOLine 7 років тому +55

    2:23
    "women arent much good at making things.."
    "hmm.."
    "except babies.."
    lol..
    :D

    • @hungry_khid1007
      @hungry_khid1007 3 роки тому +1

      Yea the Bible was pretty damn misogynistic lol

  • @lemon3rd800
    @lemon3rd800 4 роки тому +7

    I've got a short and simple name for it Perhaps call it "scam". It's one syllable, short and pretty much tells you everything you need to know about it.

  • @jumpinjohnnyruss
    @jumpinjohnnyruss Рік тому +8

    I just activated the notification bell for the first time in my life. These are absolutely perfect, the animations included.

    • @NonStampCollector
      @NonStampCollector  Рік тому +10

      That's going to be one silent bell. ETA on the next one is a known unknown.

  • @phxbillcee
    @phxbillcee 6 років тому +15

    Just call him "Thing" or "The Thing" or maybe "Cousin Itt"!!! (Or, even, "The Flying Spaghetti Monster" LOL, bless His Noodly Appendages!)

  • @thewarriorshart
    @thewarriorshart 8 років тому +32

    "Bob"

  • @pdoylemi
    @pdoylemi 9 років тому +17

    Had to come back and watch this for a 3rd or 4th time, like an old M*A*S*H* re-run. Just too good!

  • @joemiller947
    @joemiller947 8 років тому +63

    get some bracelets that say: wwtttmttfwtinkmd

    • @katyungodly
      @katyungodly 4 роки тому +5

      Took me a second, but I got it 😂
      What would the-thing-that-made-the-thing-for-which-there-is-no-known-maker do?

  • @drumrnva
    @drumrnva 5 років тому +7

    Aw... this video's like an old friend. Glad to be reunited. 😀

  • @TheNamesFathom
    @TheNamesFathom Місяць тому +1

    I can’t imagine how difficult these voiceovers were to get perfect

  • @mueezadam8438
    @mueezadam8438 7 місяців тому +2

    Most of us lived in a society where a creator of everything was a common belief, to the point where imagining a society that just _accepts_ that they don't know how the world came into existence seems unfathomable. I recall a chilling historical perspective that the (secular) Ancient Greeks had about time. If I recall correctly: they divided periods into living, recorded (age of heroes), and obscure. The last one stating that the earth existed forever and we simply forgot about what happened since it could literally be eons and eons ago.

  • @gangisspawn1
    @gangisspawn1 6 років тому +9

    "I don't ever want to say I don't know again!" That is good xD

  • @bovinejonie3745
    @bovinejonie3745 3 роки тому +8

    "Women aren't much good at making things...Except babies." You are such a genius.

  • @3daypriest
    @3daypriest 5 років тому +10

    This creates the same feeling in me as I experience in being around religious people who ‘share’ their thoughts. Which means NSC has nailed the thought processes of those numbskulls.

  • @MrMattSax
    @MrMattSax Рік тому +6

    “God of the Gaps: The Movie”

  • @yomuno2511
    @yomuno2511 Рік тому +5

    So the thing doesn't like yeast? No beer? Don't trust him already!

  • @manofgod7622
    @manofgod7622 4 роки тому +5

    What name will we name him..
    Guy: inhale (Yah) - exhale (weh)
    everybody: nice name

  • @jamespriddy8275
    @jamespriddy8275 7 місяців тому +1

    INCORRECT! Strong feelings are not that which explains the causes, events, and things for which there is no known maker and causer…it is vague thoughts, dreams, and mental impressions that that defines the unknown maker. Use your head!

    • @kamikazekalamari
      @kamikazekalamari 7 місяців тому +1

      Don’t forget schizophrenic episodes and psychosis

    • @minekey949
      @minekey949 6 місяців тому +1

      Blud just disproved god

  • @shadburnsideisamazing3015
    @shadburnsideisamazing3015 8 років тому +38

    +NonStampCollector How many times did you have to record this? XD

  • @SigmaElement
    @SigmaElement 5 років тому +7

    It doesnt rolls off the tongue as well... as flying spaguetti monster....

  • @x1PMac1x
    @x1PMac1x 8 років тому +10

    This is a perfect perspective on this whole antiquated-belief-system thing. Great videos. Wish new ones were coming. Is there another channel or something?

  • @icecrystal7965
    @icecrystal7965 7 місяців тому +3

    The thing that made the things for which there is no known maker
    Brilliant
    But
    They missed the obvious explanation for what made it
    It's the thing that made the things for which there is no known maker
    So, it made itself

  • @stanrogers5613
    @stanrogers5613 6 років тому +3

    The fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches in the britches of the boys who put the powder on the noses of the faces of the ladies of the harem of the Court of King Caracticus just passed by to thank you for this.

  • @chlorophyll6154
    @chlorophyll6154 2 роки тому +3

    Your Microsoft paint is absolutely awesome

  • @BluePhoenix_
    @BluePhoenix_ 3 роки тому +5

    This video is basically: What if WLC was two people?

  • @pterafirma
    @pterafirma 4 роки тому +6

    Or for short, "TheThingThatAnswersEverythingYetExplainsNothing".

  • @SpicyCurrey
    @SpicyCurrey 19 днів тому +1

    Love the "our god is an awesome god" parody at 4:22

  • @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820
    @tommyl.dayandtherunaways820 7 років тому +29

    All praise to thee, thethingthatmadethethingsfor
    whichthereisnoknownmakerand
    thatcausesandirectstheevents
    thatwecan'totherwisexplainandit
    doesn'tneedtohavebeenmadeand
    istheonethingfromwhichyoucan
    askthingsthatnohumancangive
    andwithoutwhomwecan'tbefully
    happyandisunlimitedbyallthelawsofphysicsandneverbeganandwill
    neverfinishandisinvisiblebut
    actuallyeverywhereatonceandis
    soperfectthatevenifhekilled
    millionsofpeopleincludingbabies,he'dstillbeperfectandwho'sso
    powerfulandmagical,hecouldevenmakeavirginpregnantifhewanted
    to!!!!!!
    Wow, that is a tad long.

    • @nothosaur
      @nothosaur 7 років тому +2

      I just call him tttmttfwtinkmatcadtetwcoeaidnthbmaitotfwycattnjcgawwwcbfhaiubatlopanbawnfaiibaeaoaispteihkmopibhsbpawspamhcemavpihwt
      for short.

    • @gendoruwo6322
      @gendoruwo6322 6 років тому +1

      I don't have a clue what you're talking about... and that's why that sounds amazing! I believe!!

    • @melbournemeliodas215
      @melbournemeliodas215 5 років тому

      I almost thought it was gibberish

  • @WhoThisMonkey
    @WhoThisMonkey 3 роки тому +9

    So basically the God of the gaps.

  • @Zorriet
    @Zorriet 11 років тому +1

    in logic there is a difference between a valid and sound argument,
    a valid argument has the right structure but isn't true
    while a sound argument has true premises that agree with each other and a conclusion that agrees with them.
    the best creationist arguments are the former and the rest dont make any sense.

  • @davidludwig1492
    @davidludwig1492 10 років тому +3

    Amazing and fun dialog strings. Brilliant!

  • @thedramaticarab
    @thedramaticarab 10 років тому +46

    I've never seen the argumentative appeal of God. Atheists believe the universe came from nothing. But theists believe the universe came from something that came from nothing? How does that make more sense? God is supposed to explain why things are so complex. But when is something so simple that it doesn't need to have been created by a God?

    • @thedramaticarab
      @thedramaticarab 10 років тому +3

      ***** I know. I intentionally strawmanned both positions for lulz.

    • @TheRaulleal76
      @TheRaulleal76 10 років тому +18

      Atheist don't believe the universe came from nothing. They don't know where the universe came from. Just like your own religion. You know nothing about atheist.

    • @thedramaticarab
      @thedramaticarab 10 років тому +12

      I am an agnostic. I don't know where the universe came from either, I'm just not convinced an all-powerful wizard did it.

    • @substantivalism6787
      @substantivalism6787 7 років тому +12

      Interesting guy So stop strawmanning atheists.

    • @jscottupton
      @jscottupton 6 років тому +2

      Aristotle has already answered your question. God did not "come from nothing" because god is the "uncaused cause".

  • @jt9300
    @jt9300 3 роки тому +9

    He's so powerful and magical that he can make a virgin pregnant 🤣
    I didn't know it required so much power and magical abilities

  • @sonicsunss.1996
    @sonicsunss.1996 Рік тому +2

    I like to imagine that the second guy is just humoring the first guy, and he keeps this up for like a week before finally telling the first guy that this entire thing is stupid =P

  • @ProfessorFiendish
    @ProfessorFiendish 11 років тому

    I'm not just sitting here. I haven't even watched a video for 3 hours.
    But it's 1 degree Celsius outside, with 130km/h southerlies (that means cold down here) and near-torrential rain.
    Every couple of minutes, the lights flicker.
    You want to go outside in this, be my guest.
    I'll stay in here and have fun talking about life, the universe, and everything.
    Deliberation and debate is fun. One should always seek to improve one's wordview.
    What better way to do that than argue about it?

  • @peterteddy2313
    @peterteddy2313 9 років тому +7

    the great tongue twister

  • @ATM313
    @ATM313 3 роки тому +5

    Reminds me of a certain group of people

  • @ChipArgyle
    @ChipArgyle 11 років тому

    No, all of those claims are huge, huge stretches. None of them are precise enough to be considered accurate or knowledgeable.
    Thanks for having the intellectual honesty to answer my two simple questions. You've demonstrated all I needed to know.

  • @nathanielhellerstein5871
    @nathanielhellerstein5871 4 роки тому +2

    The Unknown Maker makes everything that has no known maker. So what made the Unknown Maker? If the Unknown Maker made the Unknown Maker, then we know what made the Unknown Maker, so the Unknown Maker did not make the Unknown Maker. If the Unknown Maker did not make the Unknown Maker, then we do not know what made the Unknown Maker, so the Unknown Maker did make the Unknown Maker.
    Therefore the Unknown Maker made the Unknown Maker just as much as the Unknown Maker did not make the Unknown Maker.

    • @jtrolepays2512
      @jtrolepays2512 4 роки тому +1

      Why did I understand everything u just said

  • @eriknystrom5839
    @eriknystrom5839 3 роки тому +5

    To make it short…. The God of the gaps.

  • @reconteam91
    @reconteam91 5 років тому +4

    Great job in educating. Good on ya!

  • @Trepur349
    @Trepur349 11 років тому

    Explanation for how an omnipotent being can make itself:
    He goes back in time to make himself, since he is omnipotent and omniscient, he knows when he needs to go back in time to make himself, makes himself and then goes back to the present.
    I'm not saying there is a god (I'm agnostic), but its possible for an omnipotent being to make himself.

  • @pdoylemi
    @pdoylemi 12 років тому

    This may be the best video ever made exposing the fallacy of the most typical theist argument. Whenever I hear a theist ask "can you tell me how all this got here?" I may just have to direct them right to this URL.

  • @danielgreen2788
    @danielgreen2788 8 років тому +8

    we are sooo dumb

  • @mattthomas3523
    @mattthomas3523 10 років тому +6

    This is brilliant. Thank you.

  • @DuckInGameStop
    @DuckInGameStop 2 роки тому +1

    I think the frame at 7:32 is the funniest image I have seen all day

  • @Lattrodon
    @Lattrodon 5 років тому

    seasons have been understood for thousands of years. its very easy to track the position of the stars year round. and the shortening and lengthening of the daylight in a day.

  • @puirYorick
    @puirYorick 6 років тому +4

    ...except babies.
    Drunken logic - just define a placeholder entity into existence. We'll give it a handy name tomorrow. Maybe we should make matching robes for ourselves to wear.
    Should some of us ponder this thing for sixty or seventy years then start scribbling this stuff down on tablets or something as best we can recall.

  • @AdonanS
    @AdonanS 4 роки тому +6

    What's wrong with saying, "I don't know"?

    • @paganphil100
      @paganphil100 3 роки тому

      Adonan the Stoic: There's nothing wrong with saying "I don't know"......that's what atheists say but creationists would say "God did it" instead of just admitting that there are things they don't understand.

  • @markfairbanks3533
    @markfairbanks3533 3 роки тому +1

    Oh, the poor leopard's hand. Too funny. The magic with the 4 birds and a goat must have worked, because I don't see many leopards around today. Praise be to the Thing that made the thing....

  • @Winasaurus
    @Winasaurus 8 місяців тому +1

    I like this partly because it doesn't fall into the common atheist trap of thinking that religion could only have been made by conmen with cruel intentions. Which is just the "If I can't explain it, must be god!" but "If it's not god, must be psychopaths!"
    It makes way more sense for it to have started by someone just looking for answers or even someone just looking to help their group of essentially primitive civilization. It might be hard to try and corral people into doing things like eating 'clean' meat that doesn't make them sick (even if you don't know what makes it unclean and makes you sick), but if you say that there's some infinitely powerful dude knocking around who is everywhere always and will give you the nasty hellfire treatment if you do, that works way way better. Same for all the pretty common rules like murder, and then some extra commandments to keep them only listening to your version of god.
    In fact the less educated and larger the society, the better a religion would be a social tool to try and guide people, including with benevolent intentions. Problem is how easy it is for someone to hijack that too. Sure, making up some dude that tells people exactly what to do works well when you're the only guy writing it, but then other people start writing it and there's all these contradictions and people with their own biases getting involved, it just becomes a whole mess.

  • @Marcomanexists
    @Marcomanexists 4 роки тому +3

    God was the easy answer to explain things that we didn’t understand.
    The sky is making water and has streaks of light across it? God.
    The earth is cracking beneath us? God.
    What is this giant ball of hot in the sky? Probably God.

  • @godminnette2
    @godminnette2 6 років тому +5

    People ascribing events and things in the world to spirits, gods, or one God is a side effect of the reason the human psyche created such myths. People wanted power, they wanted to feel like they could do more, and so there had to be something they could do, like communicate with a higher being, to give them more power over an area of their life. First, in most cultures, everything had a spirit, and that is what would be communicated to for greater power over that being or thing. Spirits turned to gods, and most cultures now believe in a one God. As time went on, people began to ask questions of those who held power, which ended up being the imagined power of communicating with these beings. And, of course, why pass up the opportunity to gain more power in people's lives by claiming that your spirit or deity was responsible? After all, if you didn't know the answer, then it must be this deity (as per the video). Over time, as the Enlightenment and subsequent intellectual changes to human society occurred, we were able to offer real answers to these questions. Well, some offered explanations before this, but reasoning was a dangerous thing when religions held most or all of the power, and the word of the faith against you would be the end of your life in one way or another. Anyways, despite the explanations being constantly explained (no, a god does not throw a weapon to cause lightning, etc.), people constantly hold to the notion that surely every other thing we don't yet know is due to a deity. It's so mind-bogglingly silly.

  • @ralphmunn1685
    @ralphmunn1685 3 роки тому +1

    It used to be that "I don't know" was an existential threat. Now it's just a little humbling, but we STILL won't say it.

  • @BoogieBoogsForever
    @BoogieBoogsForever 5 років тому +2

    Great thought exercise. Thank you!

  • @TheJakeRockz
    @TheJakeRockz 12 років тому +4

    I've watched so many of your videos. And I always laugh so hard! Thank you so much for this! You are doing an amazing job!

  • @AdonanS
    @AdonanS 4 роки тому +6

    How much of the video's runtime is taken up by them just saying his name?

  • @Mr-Universe82
    @Mr-Universe82 4 роки тому

    Man am rolling with laughter.. why am I watching this over and over.. funny but very brilliant. Lol... I want the full version.. it too short...

  • @completelyboringstuff204
    @completelyboringstuff204 7 місяців тому +1

    When we were kids we invented an imaginary guy who claimed that every one of his claims was true, therefor he was always right by his own definition. That was soooo logical, he didn´t even have to threaten anyone! But we were a little late on that...