Being President: Most Deadly Job in America

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  • Опубліковано 16 жов 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 9 тис.

  • @KnightRaymund
    @KnightRaymund 4 роки тому +26809

    To be fair, if the first 15 in line are all dead, the department of Homeland security must be pretty shit.

    • @logic0000
      @logic0000 3 роки тому +2289

      Or he made all these happens

    • @dnw009
      @dnw009 3 роки тому +555

      @@logic0000 Or likely died aswell a lot earlier.

    • @toziassmitt
      @toziassmitt 3 роки тому +412

      It would only take 2 well placed bombs.

    • @dnw009
      @dnw009 3 роки тому +573

      @@toziassmitt And a lot of corruption or dead people who are put in place to prevent the placement of 2 well placed bombs.

    • @toziassmitt
      @toziassmitt 3 роки тому +180

      @@dnw009 or for an enemy government to hack our systems and intelligence agencies to get all the info they needed... oh, like happened last week to the FBI, NSA, CIA and presidential office which Russia was discovered to have hacked into lol.

  • @acasualcactus5878
    @acasualcactus5878 4 роки тому +34383

    If the Secretary of Homeland Security becomes president, he’s quite bad at his job.

    • @rigira
      @rigira 4 роки тому +905

      lmao

    • @tylerbouldlaire6043
      @tylerbouldlaire6043 4 роки тому +286

      Lol

    • @mmazvis
      @mmazvis 4 роки тому +2077

      No, it means he is the best Imposter.
      -Secretary of Homeland Security: "Secretary of war looks sus to me."

    • @Personal_Chizo
      @Personal_Chizo 4 роки тому +400

      Their job shouldn't exist in the first place, so I guess that would actually be pretty good praxis lmao.

    • @seav80
      @seav80 4 роки тому +474

      If the DHS Secretary became President then it probably means something cataclysmic happened that nobody could have reasonably prevented.

  • @iammrbeat
    @iammrbeat 4 роки тому +14571

    Just to clarify, everyone, "impeach" does not mean "force out of office." It essentially just means to "put on trial."

    • @timvanrijn8239
      @timvanrijn8239 4 роки тому +1556

      But where does the peach come in?

    • @a1aaaaaaaaaaaaaa-r6t
      @a1aaaaaaaaaaaaaa-r6t 4 роки тому +708

      Right, impeachment is the political office equivalent of an indictment. They're only removed if they're *convicted*.

    • @robertjarman3703
      @robertjarman3703 4 роки тому +153

      @@kevinstapp328 No, if 2/3 of the senators present find them guilty, the president or anyone else on trial is removed, but by majority vote of the Senate they can follow up with a motion to exclude them from further federal office.

    • @kumbaya69421
      @kumbaya69421 4 роки тому +5

      @Wacky Venky UNLIMITED PRIDE

    • @cameroff
      @cameroff 4 роки тому +80

      @@kevinstapp328 Obligatory "I AM THE SENATE"

  • @balt.
    @balt. 2 місяці тому +2627

    i can imagine why this is being recommended

  • @moralhazard8652
    @moralhazard8652 4 роки тому +8876

    If the Secretary of Homeland Security ever became President that would mean that he would have had to be so bad at his job that he probably shouldn't be president. Or secretary for that matter.

    • @ljeans531
      @ljeans531 4 роки тому +116

      Lol

    • @SirBlade666
      @SirBlade666 4 роки тому +946

      Or he's extremely good at it.

    • @RKroese
      @RKroese 4 роки тому +437

      Unless he made it happen. 😈

    • @diazinth
      @diazinth 4 роки тому +333

      @@RKroese Makes sense for them to be last: if you for whatever reason are next in line, you've done such a shit job that you're probably gonna be next out of line anyways. :D

    • @Victor-dx2ew
      @Victor-dx2ew 4 роки тому +8

      @@SirBlade666 😂

  • @albertpolak786
    @albertpolak786 4 роки тому +7002

    Secretary of agriculture as the designated survivor is just waiting to use nukes to finally eradicate tumbleweed.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 роки тому +407

      Unbeknownst to him, the Tumbleweed Coalition sent in a spy to monitor his every move.

    • @spiderplant
      @spiderplant 4 роки тому +278

      Tumbleweed: YOU FOOL. The heat has only better activated my seeds!!!

    • @kevinconrad6156
      @kevinconrad6156 4 роки тому +43

      @@spiderplant And spread them over an enormous area, I will eat your country.

    • @Felixkeeg
      @Felixkeeg 4 роки тому +107

      @@spiderplant Nuclear tumbleweed, great

    • @sukositb
      @sukositb 4 роки тому +7

      Carpet nuke you own country, Belka style.

  • @Blackstormeagle
    @Blackstormeagle 4 роки тому +5557

    "Congratulations, Mr Secretary of Homeland Security, the first 16 people in the line of succession are dead, you are now the President."
    "Yay, I guess."
    "Also, wasn't it your job to protect them?"
    "Uhhh..."

    • @tiffyw92
      @tiffyw92 4 роки тому +704

      Sounds like we have an impostor among us.

    • @jhat12345
      @jhat12345 4 роки тому +453

      Secretary of HS is lookin kinda sus

    • @Blackstormeagle
      @Blackstormeagle 4 роки тому +375

      “It can’t be me guys I was doing tasks in the Senate Hall!”

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 4 роки тому +136

      Time for some Democracy, everyone left Vote Mr. Secretary
      out the Airlock

    • @eduardoandrescastilloperer4810
      @eduardoandrescastilloperer4810 4 роки тому +33

      Looks sus ngl

  • @demonetization6596
    @demonetization6596 3 роки тому +2835

    Fun Fact: There is an actual show called “Designated Survivor” where the capitol is wiped out and the Secretary of Urban Developments becomes the next President.

  • @kekgaming420
    @kekgaming420 3 роки тому +13309

    The Department of Agriculture is STILL clearing out the TUMBLEWEEDS. Respect 100

  • @miker.9138
    @miker.9138 4 роки тому +6744

    "It was Garfield and McKinley", because you know everyone will be trying to remember who else was assassinated besides Lincoln and Kennedy. :)

    • @jakistam1000
      @jakistam1000 4 роки тому +183

      I only knew about Kennedy. And so did my roommate. (That's not our country, though)

    • @yaroslavbolotov7653
      @yaroslavbolotov7653 4 роки тому +342

      I just kept thinking how those two got assassinated 4 times. I'm not very bright...

    • @ricecake1228
      @ricecake1228 4 роки тому +16

      *beside

    • @pozzowon
      @pozzowon 4 роки тому +50

      Best answer before a question ever

    • @fhz3062
      @fhz3062 4 роки тому +78

      Thanks to explaining what CGP said at this moment. As a non USA citizen ... like anyone else on Earth ... I was like "What did he say? Why so fast? What does it mean? Am I supposed to know it?".

  • @SteveMould
    @SteveMould 4 роки тому +11210

    The illustration of the awkward situation was perfect

    • @vividhmariya8566
      @vividhmariya8566 4 роки тому +158

      How are you not verified. I seriously thought for a moment that it was a troll account.

    • @talsarig5058
      @talsarig5058 4 роки тому +36

      What awkward situation?

    • @AmaraJordanMusic
      @AmaraJordanMusic 4 роки тому +16

      Fancy seeing you here ☺️

    • @Mykol225
      @Mykol225 4 роки тому +36

      Why is it so cool to see the people I watch, watch the same people?

    • @1.4142
      @1.4142 4 роки тому +23

      The president is still aroooooouuuuuuuuud?

  • @happyrefund
    @happyrefund 2 роки тому +8365

    "It was Garfield and McKinley"
    This is fantastic storytelling right here. You ASSUMED I would ask "Four? But I only know of TWO assassinations." and immediately gave me the information thus saving the google search.

    • @LloydVerner
      @LloydVerner 2 роки тому +422

      I had watched the Sam O'nella video about Garfield's assassination, so he had saved me the 1, but still, I think it's really cool how he saved a lot of people time by just answering our questions for us.

    • @iamdillyj
      @iamdillyj Рік тому +177

      That's what makes gret a great watch. Most of the info you could want is in the video but they're is still info if you want to do a deep dive. He's perfect for not leaving out easy info and making deepee dives accessible to those that want to while keeping people watching by answering questions that seem unimportant but would make people leave and google so it helps his watch time also

    • @Daniel_Huffman
      @Daniel_Huffman Рік тому

      I was under the impression that Grey was shutting down conspiracy theories that, for example, FDR was secretly poisoned. Nope, it was just two comparatively obscure presidents who possibly could have survived if germ theory and the X-Ray were taken seriously.

    • @generalcodsworth4417
      @generalcodsworth4417 Рік тому

      I honestly think it's just a little sad that so many people know so much about half the presidential assassinations in US history but the other two are never mentioned in schools, relegated to wikipedia and relatively obscure youtube videos. Imagine becoming the most powerful single person in a country and being murdered on the job just to be forgotten by the vast majority of people even in your own country.

    • @bernier42
      @bernier42 Рік тому +86

      I knew all four, but always struggle to remember those two without pondering a while. Grey saved 99% of the audience from getting distracted.

  • @falcore91
    @falcore91 3 роки тому +4329

    0:40 “it was Garfield and McKinley”. Damn, poor guys got shot as presidents and are basically footnotes to most of us wondering “Lincoln, JFK, but who were the other two...”

    • @hadracks
      @hadracks 3 роки тому +166

      They were pretty forgettable people. Didn't last long or do much in a time when president's didn't really matter.

    • @michaela644
      @michaela644 3 роки тому +372

      The most memorable thing about McKinley’s death was that it made then Vice President Teddy Roosevelt take his place.

    • @anonymoususer638
      @anonymoususer638 3 роки тому +190

      Garfield's assassin was more interesting than him lmao

    • @commanderdoom9192
      @commanderdoom9192 3 роки тому +79

      @@anonymoususer638 Coming here from sam o nella?

    • @zeroun92
      @zeroun92 3 роки тому +17

      People should ask why this is the case. In those decades the United States became a global superpower. The answer might be surprising.

  • @inakedsnakei
    @inakedsnakei 4 роки тому +3703

    If you want to be technical, the deadliest job in america is a supreme court justice. 45 percent die serving rather than retire.

    • @christoffergernow8481
      @christoffergernow8481 4 роки тому +358

      but by natural causes so that can be debated

    • @felixwilfing2472
      @felixwilfing2472 4 роки тому +218

      @@christoffergernow8481 Good point, but by technicality there mortality rate is much higher while being in office.

    • @nomoturtle1788
      @nomoturtle1788 4 роки тому +289

      The mortality rate of people that don't retire is 100%! Get back to procrastinating people.

    • @OleTimHerr
      @OleTimHerr 4 роки тому +178

      @@nomoturtle1788 everyone has a mortality rate of 100%

    • @ranglix1
      @ranglix1 4 роки тому +38

      @@OleTimHerr Are you sure about that?

  • @sarahs1368
    @sarahs1368 3 роки тому +4916

    This is what I love about Grey. He takes a shower thought, researches an entire thesis worth of info on it, and by the time I'm finished with the 10 minute video, I'm horribly confused and anxious about said shower thought.

    • @kevinprzy4539
      @kevinprzy4539 2 роки тому +8

      Has to be one of the worst videos out here he intentionally tries to confuse the audience😂 I learned the actual line within 5 minutes

    • @themaster2764
      @themaster2764 2 роки тому +67

      @@kevinprzy4539 well he took 10 minutes to explain so you aren't proving much here.

    • @mikkor.860
      @mikkor.860 Рік тому +36

      @@themaster2764 Not to mention more than half of those 10 minutes were setting context, so the actual time on the line is less than 5 minutes

  • @rmdodsonbills
    @rmdodsonbills 2 роки тому +3013

    Let's be clear here: When Wilson was "indisposed" and his wife was essentially running things, the whole system of the VP and Cabinet declaring the President "inable" and taking over was not created yet as the 25th Amendment was not ratified until 1967. The "Wilson Incident" is one of the reasons (probably the main reason) this process was even conceived at all.

    • @waleedmahmood863
      @waleedmahmood863 2 роки тому +267

      Every day, I discover another reason to loathe Woodrow Wilson.

    • @paulstabs
      @paulstabs 2 роки тому +43

      @@waleedmahmood863 Another Vlogging Through History fan?

    • @thorr18BEM
      @thorr18BEM 2 роки тому +246

      @@waleedmahmood863 yes, any president who thinks it's appropriate to involve their unelected family members in wielding any power of office, as if it were some kind of monarchy, is worthy of loathing.

    • @waleedmahmood863
      @waleedmahmood863 2 роки тому +63

      @@paulstabs Yes, but I hated Wilson even before I discovered his channel.

    • @auliamate
      @auliamate Рік тому +113

      ​@@thorr18BEM agreed, but its funny how the wife just began doing his job for him and despite everyone in congress batting their eyelashes, she still did things.

  • @CSStevens2015
    @CSStevens2015 3 роки тому +1392

    To be fair to the Secretary of Education, if the first 15 backups died I would be highly suspicious of how well the Secretary of Homeland Security was actually doing their job

    • @seanjohnisee
      @seanjohnisee 3 роки тому +79

      Yes, you and everyone else...

  • @anonunknown933
    @anonunknown933 4 роки тому +5199

    This video is basically: Assistant Manager vs. Assistant TO the Manager

    • @lachlangood8596
      @lachlangood8596 4 роки тому +62

      Underrated comment

    • @beccag2758
      @beccag2758 4 роки тому +58

      Or, Dwight Schrute: (acting) Manager vs *Dwight Schrute is MANAGEEEEEEERRRRRRR*

    • @anonunknown933
      @anonunknown933 4 роки тому +12

      @@beccag2758 I support steam doors to sanitize the workers and the workplace.

    • @marthahealy3941
      @marthahealy3941 3 роки тому +3

      Now with added tumbleweeds!

    • @dletetdchanel6104
      @dletetdchanel6104 3 роки тому +4

      President vs. Pres TO the ident

  • @harsha1306
    @harsha1306 4 роки тому +2264

    This is like someone who wrote code without looking at any of the edge cases.

    • @dralfonzo24
      @dralfonzo24 4 роки тому +205

      Being a lawyer and having half a degree in engeneering, I can confirm that this is exactly what it is.

    • @kairon156
      @kairon156 4 роки тому +44

      @@dralfonzo24 So... programming engenders who happen to be lawyers need to fill in the gaps of the constitution?

    • @Nuclear241
      @Nuclear241 4 роки тому +22

      Or you know, just code the common cases and forget that edge cases exist

    • @frank3manuel
      @frank3manuel 4 роки тому +123

      This is why you need to run Tests. Kill the president once in a while to see what happens.

    • @LiveFreeOrDieDH
      @LiveFreeOrDieDH 4 роки тому +55

      They're politicians, not engineers.
      Of course, many if not most are also lawyers. So giving themselves wiggle room for "novel interpretations" is as instinctive as breathing.

  • @war2theren227
    @war2theren227 3 роки тому +10246

    I didn't even know Garfield died, Jon must be devastated.

    • @ThatGuyNicho
      @ThatGuyNicho 3 роки тому +478

      He took his own life at the prospect of ANOTHER Monday. Tragic.

    • @angelwhispers2060
      @angelwhispers2060 3 роки тому +45

      President James Garfield. Easily the smartest guy to ever hold the office but literally nothing interesting happened during his presidency until a guy who had showed up to the White House begging for a job went nuts when President Garfield told security to GTFO this fool out of my house. Nutty held a grudge and a couple of months later came back and shot him. Technically speaking though it was his doctors that finally killed him by screwing up trying to dig out the bullet not that dissimilar to Lincoln but because there was a lot more of President Garfield as he was rather rotund it took him a lot longer to die.
      not the lasagna loving Monday hating orange cat

    • @steaki8032
      @steaki8032 3 роки тому +143

      @@angelwhispers2060 the joke is laying next to Garfield

    • @katerinapeklenk2016
      @katerinapeklenk2016 3 роки тому +8

      X'D X'D

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 3 роки тому +4

      Tumblr all over again

  • @grafknives9544
    @grafknives9544 4 роки тому +1000

    This one was absolutely fantastic.
    The only sad thing is that Postmaster General is no longer in line of succession. Having a postman as president would be fun.

    • @brendankendall41
      @brendankendall41 4 роки тому +79

      At least he/she wouldn't fuck up our Post Office like a certain other president

    • @coleball6001
      @coleball6001 4 роки тому +42

      @@brendankendall41 I mean the Postmaster-General (during the cabinet days) was mostly given out to the President’s campaign manager soooooo.

    • @mohamedshihadeh4817
      @mohamedshihadeh4817 4 роки тому +18

      Fallout: New Vegas

    • @tteottaninguiayami
      @tteottaninguiayami 4 роки тому +35

      Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection.
      MAIL.

    • @Beggar42
      @Beggar42 4 роки тому +3

      Wasn't there a movie about that?

  • @dougim
    @dougim Рік тому +686

    And you didn’t even get into the issue of a President having to be a natural-born citizen, but others in the succession don’t have to be.

  • @danm524
    @danm524 4 роки тому +2494

    'CGP Grey, why did you release a video on presidential succession?'
    'No reason.'

    • @SymmetricalDocking
      @SymmetricalDocking 4 роки тому +39

      He was praying that the President would die. But now it turns out he just wasted all those hours on this video.

    • @TriTran-qb9eg
      @TriTran-qb9eg 4 роки тому +80

      @@SymmetricalDocking You are making him sound vindictive ... But which though? The current one or the one elected by the establishment? The democrats seem to really want to push the 25th amendment through so they can have the either/or option, and it looks to be that Kamala is going to call all the shot with her Wall Street cabinet once Biden is deemed unfit for office.

    • @Humaricslastcall
      @Humaricslastcall 4 роки тому +22

      @@TriTran-qb9eg ETHER ONE. They are both from establishments.

    • @vyrde
      @vyrde 4 роки тому +78

      @@SymmetricalDocking oh boy, politics in the political science video, this will definitely end with a civil discussion

    • @triangulum8869
      @triangulum8869 4 роки тому +14

      vyrde Any sort of disagreement on the internet almost never ends well lol

  • @PippiOnePointOh
    @PippiOnePointOh 3 роки тому +9653

    My 5 year old nephew: “What’s a Vice President?”
    Me: “Uhhh well if something bad happens to the president, the Vice President takes over as president.”
    Nephew: “Oh, so it’s like, a *spare* president?”
    Best definition of Vice President ever.

    • @woooooooooooooooooooooooo
      @woooooooooooooooooooooooo 3 роки тому +786

      I mean he isn't wrong
      ...at all actually

    • @callmeaprilroseorisha404
      @callmeaprilroseorisha404 3 роки тому +477

      Your nephew should be apart of Congress

    • @joshuagore2478
      @joshuagore2478 3 роки тому +646

      Basically. The only reason you ever want to be Vice President is so you can spend 4-8 years gathering support for *your* presidential campaign

    • @JR-vt7rb
      @JR-vt7rb 2 роки тому +73

      He's going places 😂😂😂

    • @jmlynr
      @jmlynr 2 роки тому +144

      Exactly! But while, for example, a spare tire is still "a tire" even when not on a vehicle, the "backup president" isn't "*president*" until the backup president *replaces* the president, and thus is not a president that is a backup spare. Hence the use of a different term.

  • @quisken7793
    @quisken7793 4 роки тому +1220

    "Okay, what hat should the Department of Commerce wear?"
    "a tophat"
    "But we already gave a tophat to the Department of State!"
    "Fine, then make it *taller* !"

    • @aarontuplin
      @aarontuplin 4 роки тому +66

      Topper hat

    • @undefinedvariable8085
      @undefinedvariable8085 4 роки тому +15

      @@aarontuplin An "above tophat"

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 4 роки тому +12

      "Try Topper Hat. It'll Top yer. No~thing's Toppier... it's the Toppy'ist!"

    • @hell0turdle672
      @hell0turdle672 4 роки тому +6

      *Doug Dimadome enters stage left*

    • @Arbiter099
      @Arbiter099 4 роки тому +4

      @@aarontuplin Toppest hat

  • @popeofsimps2924
    @popeofsimps2924 4 роки тому +2685

    US: imma do this later
    US almost 200 years later: oh yeah this exists

    • @mr_willybilly
      @mr_willybilly 3 роки тому +32

      Procrastinating at its finest

    • @rickkcir2151
      @rickkcir2151 3 роки тому +13

      How do you think the Civil War happened? a can that was kicked down the road for about a hundred years.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 3 роки тому +10

      Doing one's homework the morning it is due while eating your cereal is the Murican way!

    • @NautilusSSN571
      @NautilusSSN571 3 роки тому +5

      Me with the English homework I should be doing right now instead of watching UA-cam videos.

    • @DS-tv2fi
      @DS-tv2fi 3 роки тому +1

      Still better then me at doing important things.

  • @jarradtait5322
    @jarradtait5322 4 роки тому +1764

    Wait four!? Lincoln, JFK.... "it was Garfield and Mckinley" Oh he's good

    • @AtlasReburdened
      @AtlasReburdened 4 роки тому +40

      And so begins the debate over exactly what the 4th Amendment means by "persons", "places" and "effects".

    • @matronator
      @matronator 4 роки тому +26

      Exactly the same thinking. He got us :D

    • @mango.lightshows
      @mango.lightshows 4 роки тому +30

      Exactly! And the hand at 7:30 when he talks about the Dept. of Energy overseeing Nuclear

    • @gejyspa
      @gejyspa 4 роки тому +36

      Actually, his "Garfield and McKinley" line confused me, because I KNEW the four, and didn't know why he mentioned those two. had to rewind the scene twice before I noticed the "hand raise", and said, "oh, of course, ignorant Americans (and probably to a lesser and more excusable extent, non-Americans) 🙄"

    • @cf7571
      @cf7571 4 роки тому +92

      @@gejyspa r/iamverysmart

  • @KempQ
    @KempQ 3 місяці тому +351

    Weird on that timing how I just watched this the other day. Running for president really might be the most dangerous job in the world

  • @BooBaddyBig
    @BooBaddyBig 4 роки тому +1800

    Oh SO THAT is what 'Designated survivor' is all about.

  • @christiankjaer9286
    @christiankjaer9286 4 роки тому +2591

    I love how he just quickly goes “it was garfield and mckinnely” as we were all thinking, uh wait who were other two assasinations.

    • @5urg3x
      @5urg3x 4 роки тому +109

      Lincoln and Kennedy...duh?

    • @christiankjaer9286
      @christiankjaer9286 4 роки тому +325

      @@5urg3x lol that was my point. Everyone knows Lincoln and Kennedy but when watching the video and he said they were 4 assassinations everyone was like hmmmmm

    • @christiankjaer9286
      @christiankjaer9286 4 роки тому +121

      @@sadstonks9216 dude that was the joke. It’s just not funny anymore bcs I had to explain it. And I’m really bad at explaining thjngs

    • @AntSwift1
      @AntSwift1 4 роки тому +1

      @@christiankjaer9286 You missed his point

    • @seansmagee
      @seansmagee 4 роки тому +133

      @@AntSwift1 no, you missed @Christian Kjaer’s point. He’s saying Grey realized we all know Lincoln and Kennedy and “as we were all thinking, uh wait who were the other two assassinations.” Grey preemptively answered us...and I also love how quickly Grey answered that unasked question. He understood the joke completely.

  • @UD503J
    @UD503J 4 роки тому +2521

    "It was Garfield and McKinley." Grey, knowing we wouldn't immediately know the other assassinations.

    • @siononalundula1699
      @siononalundula1699 4 роки тому +83

      Not to brag or anything but I knew 😏

    • @CaityisPog
      @CaityisPog 4 роки тому +116

      Sam O Nella is actually a good Academy

    • @SimGunther
      @SimGunther 4 роки тому +12

      Didn't want to trigger the new world order bots on UA-cam

    • @alphamikeomega5728
      @alphamikeomega5728 4 роки тому +49

      Yeah, Theodore Roosevelt was never really *supposed* to be President, but just a VP on a conservative-progressive-Republican-unity ticket. When he took power and took on big business, he became popular enough to actually handily win the 1904 Republican nomination. In 1912, he ran again as a 3rd-party candidate and did relatively well, but split the vote giving the office to Wilson.

    • @theunitedstates5217
      @theunitedstates5217 4 роки тому +48

      *HEHEHE! NOTHING BAD HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDYS!*

  • @tombraiderstrums09
    @tombraiderstrums09 2 роки тому +597

    I watched this video-then three days later, I was in a trivia game and one of the questions was “who is seventh in the line of succession to the president?” The answer was the Attorney General and I got it right. Thanks CGP Grey!

  • @MrPhoenixQuill
    @MrPhoenixQuill 4 роки тому +588

    Poor department of agriculture, she's still dealing with the tumbleweeds.

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 4 роки тому +14

      Aye. Somebody get her a flame thrower XD.

    • @nk6197
      @nk6197 4 роки тому +1

      Rain needed to stop drought

    • @somemoron9306
      @somemoron9306 4 роки тому

      The poor soul

    • @grayeaglej
      @grayeaglej 4 роки тому +1

      So Tumbly o.o

    • @grayeaglej
      @grayeaglej 4 роки тому

      @@jimtaylor294 Are you sure they didn't already try that? I mean the entire west coast is on fire and so were Tennessee and a few other eastern states for a while. O.o

  • @michael_betts
    @michael_betts 4 роки тому +278

    President number 10 was gifted with the title "his accidency" instead of "his Excellency", by members of congress who thought he was only president until a new election could be called.

    • @PsychoMuffinSDM
      @PsychoMuffinSDM 4 роки тому +12

      At first I thought this was a clever comment, but I checked and it's true, lol! Thanks for this info!

    • @seanj4119
      @seanj4119 4 роки тому +39

      "his accidency"
      "Martin van Ruin"
      Ah, the 1800s, when roasting people you didn't like was a refined art of wordplay

    • @PsychoMuffinSDM
      @PsychoMuffinSDM 4 роки тому +7

      @@seanj4119 I can't remember specifics, but I do remember hearing all sorts of different mudslinging from those days. So funny.

  • @parnikkapore
    @parnikkapore 4 роки тому +1279

    7:15 I like how the department of agriculture is still getting rid of tumbleweed

    • @Pineapply_Queen
      @Pineapply_Queen 3 роки тому +108

      When I saw them as the designated survivor, part of me wondered if they were low-key hoping to be able to use nukes to finally eradicate them.

    • @crotaslayer1512
      @crotaslayer1512 3 роки тому +7

      I want to like but that would throw off the balance of the universe. 69 likes must not be touched.

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 3 роки тому +6

      @Nerd Baby you are truly a wonderful person.

    • @tommarch.4493
      @tommarch.4493 3 роки тому

      it's called recycling animation

    • @TsukasaMarryMe
      @TsukasaMarryMe 3 роки тому

      Ik

  • @MrFancyDragon
    @MrFancyDragon 3 роки тому +1354

    “There is no time”
    For both the nuclear bombs and Natives was hilarious XD

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 2 роки тому +16

      Imagine natives having nukes!!@

    • @mr.voidroy6869
      @mr.voidroy6869 2 роки тому +24

      Its a nod to him hinting at. Nuke or native video and never doing it.

    • @marshallfaulk6144
      @marshallfaulk6144 2 роки тому +5

      I hope he makes a video for those later

  • @ZephWraen
    @ZephWraen 4 роки тому +458

    I feel like the "there isn't time" comments from Grey, who is easily distracted, are just as much for himself as they are for us.

    • @EightThreeEight
      @EightThreeEight 4 роки тому +21

      Always remember, those are stories for another time.

    • @crazypo0d0g
      @crazypo0d0g 4 роки тому +2

      Its definitely more for him than for us.

    • @Pineapply_Queen
      @Pineapply_Queen 4 роки тому +9

      I hope its forshadowing future videos.

    • @cameronross8812
      @cameronross8812 4 роки тому +4

      I'd bet good money that it's at least indicates a plan for future videos on the topic, whether or not they surface is a different matter.

    • @thatrandomnoob8611
      @thatrandomnoob8611 4 роки тому +2

      treehugger0241 definitely is topics he’s interested about doing. Federal lands video was a story for another time from another video

  • @scritoph3368
    @scritoph3368 4 роки тому +710

    Ah the supreme court judge guy teleporting everyone and looking so done with this shit is too precious

    • @sion8
      @sion8 4 роки тому +17

      I couldn't have said it better.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 4 роки тому +19

      That's how it should work in real life.

    • @calvinsmith6681
      @calvinsmith6681 4 роки тому +4

      We need T-shirts

    • @hexlensespectacles
      @hexlensespectacles 4 роки тому +5

      Alrighty ya angry children what do I have to settle now?

    • @Yobleck
      @Yobleck 4 роки тому +7

      I also liked the department of energy smirking like "I got nukes yo"

  • @jjjjjjjjj99
    @jjjjjjjjj99 4 роки тому +941

    Most people: Congress is not relatable to the average citizen.
    Grey: Congress procrastinates important work, too!

    • @sion8
      @sion8 4 роки тому +12

      Well they are human after all.

    • @RainaRamsay
      @RainaRamsay 4 роки тому +4

      That's true. Very relatable

    • @nathanberrigan9839
      @nathanberrigan9839 4 роки тому +28

      And takes days off without officially taking days off.

    • @starwarssith
      @starwarssith 4 роки тому +1

      Oh yeah when was the last time congress actually passed a budget?

    • @jjjjjjjjj99
      @jjjjjjjjj99 4 роки тому

      webvidaddict lol a continuing resolution is like turning in homework from another student who had the class last year.

  • @JamesNewham
    @JamesNewham Рік тому +228

    I still love the fact that Grey's speaking patterns are so poetic, even in sentences where you don't expect the sentences to be structured that way.

  • @tocodelray
    @tocodelray 4 роки тому +4036

    "It was Garfield and McKinley"
    LOL you know us too well CGP Grey

    • @Deleted1
      @Deleted1 3 роки тому +122

      fr i was about to search it up lmao

    • @tanfred8629
      @tanfred8629 3 роки тому +16

      YES

    • @styleme111
      @styleme111 3 роки тому +102

      he'd answered my question before I could even finish asking it

    • @dinoboy_games5341
      @dinoboy_games5341 3 роки тому +95

      Me as a Person who knows more about European and World history than US history: What about the third one?
      Grey: We don't have time for that.
      Me: Four seconds later: OHHHHH

    • @iamagi
      @iamagi 3 роки тому +1

      @@dinoboy_games5341 I bet few Americans knew the answer

  • @HyperionWasabi
    @HyperionWasabi 4 роки тому +420

    Everyone: Lincoln, Kennedy....?
    Grey: Garfield, McKinley
    Man's always on point.

    • @z-beeblebrox
      @z-beeblebrox 4 роки тому +61

      I had to pause at that point, cuz my initial reaction was "why is he calling them out specifically?" but then immediately realized he's anticipating the viewer going "who were the other two?" and I burst out laughing

    • @sentientarugula2884
      @sentientarugula2884 4 роки тому +12

      I love (love) [love] CGP Grey's little references he does sometimes

    • @jaydmatacarita
      @jaydmatacarita 4 роки тому +1

      Like a carpenter building stairs...

    • @sirdiealot53
      @sirdiealot53 4 роки тому +3

      I knew mckinley...forgot about the cat.

  • @TheEpiCool
    @TheEpiCool 4 роки тому +652

    “Manage Indians” “No there isn’t time”
    “Manage Nuclear weapons” “there really isn’t time”

    • @stevencooper4422
      @stevencooper4422 4 роки тому +32

      "WHEN'S MY RIGHT TIME, KENT, WHEN'S MY RIGHT TIME"

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 4 роки тому +18

      CGP Grey is now going to have to do video on the US cabinet.

    •  4 роки тому +3

      time stamp: 7:29

  • @datadivanet
    @datadivanet 3 роки тому +1124

    Love how the last shot has a subtle Battlestar Galactica reference, when the Secretary of Education ends up president of by default.

  • @DrGaellon
    @DrGaellon 4 роки тому +2439

    There was a recent television series called "Designated Survivor," starring Keifer Sutherland, based on exactly the premise that someone blew up the Capitol Building during the State of the Union address, taking out everyone except the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, who was the DS. It was quite good, as these things go.

    • @OrigamiMarie
      @OrigamiMarie 3 роки тому +245

      I discovered that show in the past few years, and it was really soothing to watch it as IRL there was yet another "seriously? This is dumb" scandal on a monthly basis.

    • @deniseeulert5220
      @deniseeulert5220 3 роки тому +323

      When I watched the first episode, at the point where the DS had to address the country as POTUS, he was wearing a suit. He'd been in a jogging outfit, never expecting to have to be on camera. As he spoke the camera panned over and you see a guy who's about the same size as the DS, wearing his outfit. I this had been real life, that guy would eventually go home, take the jogging outfit off, and preserve it as a family heirloom, to be passed down with the story of "What grandpa had done"

    • @joefunsmith
      @joefunsmith 3 роки тому +42

      I enjoyed DS more than KS' other big series, 24.

    • @lucasharvey8990
      @lucasharvey8990 3 роки тому +56

      It's a great show, but Keifer taking off his glasses every other minute just annoyed me too much.

    • @theintrepid7583
      @theintrepid7583 3 роки тому +83

      Season 1 was phenomenal, season 2 was descent but had some serious weak points, and season 3 was just terrible.

  • @hiimryan2388
    @hiimryan2388 4 роки тому +4838

    In this logic the most deadly job is being the pope, literally like all of them died on the job
    Edit: I'm impressed that my comment section are filled its information pact civil arguments instead of a mosh pit of sadness. I'm proud

    • @AnnaEmilka
      @AnnaEmilka 4 роки тому +381

      Nope, Benedict is still alive and not the pope anymore ;)

    • @limepop340
      @limepop340 4 роки тому +436

      @@AnnaEmilka "Like". There's a lot of popes, something like 260. In the long-ago, 5 definitely resigned, 5 allegedly resigned. Then there's Benedict XVI (formerly Pope Benedict XVI (formerly Cardinal Ratzinger)) and Pope Francis (for now). 95% is a pretty big number, especially compared to stuff like Supreme Court Justices and definitely POTUS.
      A quick aside: it wasn't until 10 minutes ago that I found out Benedict XVI still goes by Benedict XVI instead of going back to Josef Ratzinger. Guess I heard otherwise back in 2013 and didn't think to fact-check until today. Still walks around lookin all pope-y too. Kinda weird, if I'm being honest.

    • @SaffronWitch
      @SaffronWitch 4 роки тому +225

      That's why the title says "In America"

    • @hiimryan2388
      @hiimryan2388 4 роки тому +72

      @@SaffronWitch not if the pope calls a crusade against america

    • @Funtime_1008
      @Funtime_1008 4 роки тому +24

      @@limepop340 but when a pope resigns they keep there popelyness but doesn’t have any of the power this is what is happening now with 2 popes being alive so yeah 100% of popes die on the job

  • @rkr9861
    @rkr9861 4 роки тому +681

    "I know about Kennedy and Lin--"
    "It was Garfield and McKinley"
    Thank you for reading my mind.

    • @jaojao1768
      @jaojao1768 4 роки тому +39

      Ah, now I understand, first I was confused since he mentioned there were four but only explained two of them

    • @ValkyrieTiara
      @ValkyrieTiara 4 роки тому +4

      @@jaojao1768 same lol

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 4 роки тому +4

      Oh you mean President Kennedy who was shot in Dallius and his Secret Service team leader Lincoln?

    • @elanhernandez
      @elanhernandez 4 роки тому

      @@Delgen1951 Dallas

    • @melon_grove5694
      @melon_grove5694 4 роки тому

      Explain for the non American?

  • @JLU41
    @JLU41 3 роки тому +351

    "it was Garfield and McKinley" still makes me chuckle, textbook know your audience

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 2 роки тому +5

      Fun fact: Chuck Norris went back in time and stopped the Kennedy assassination. He deflected the bullets with his beard. Kennedy was in such utter shock and awe, that his head exploded.

  • @tornbubble
    @tornbubble 3 роки тому +1244

    Him saying it was Garfield and McKinley was awesome he literally knew exactly what a large majority of the audience was thinking

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 2 роки тому +43

      Fun fact: Chuck Norris went back in time and stopped the Kennedy assassination. He deflected the bullets with his beard. Kennedy was in such utter shock and awe, that his head exploded.

    • @karanaima
      @karanaima 2 роки тому +1

      It was not a hard guess

    • @AdamMGTF
      @AdamMGTF 2 роки тому +4

      I had to look up the other two.

  • @FearsomeMedic
    @FearsomeMedic 4 роки тому +1376

    I feel targeted by that “McKinley and Garfield” comment. Grey not only knows, he knows what we don’t.

    • @i_am_ergo
      @i_am_ergo 4 роки тому +91

      If it wasn't for Sam O'Nella, I wouldn't have known about Garfield either.

    • @hieronymusnervig8712
      @hieronymusnervig8712 4 роки тому +3

      Ohhh, now I get it

    • @xKuukkelix
      @xKuukkelix 4 роки тому +3

      @@i_am_ergo same

    • @boahneelassmal
      @boahneelassmal 4 роки тому +21

      I honestly had to think about that for a while.... wait, why did he only mention two names...
      _internally rewinds tape_
      ohhhh....

    • @jessenicoletta4160
      @jessenicoletta4160 4 роки тому +7

      I feel offended that he did (not really), because he assumes I’m not already a massive nerd who would know that off the top of my head.

  • @MrSkyButWhy
    @MrSkyButWhy 4 роки тому +730

    “It was Garfield and McKinley,” caught me so off guard and it was exactly what I was wondering.

    • @PVS3
      @PVS3 4 роки тому +51

      This was so perfectly timed, and delivered with such deadpan "yes, everyone only knows two of them, ugh."

    • @goddy5890
      @goddy5890 4 роки тому +3

      Oof

    • @ZeldaboyOG
      @ZeldaboyOG 4 роки тому +3

      It felt like he caught me red-handed.

    • @SgtPotShot
      @SgtPotShot 4 роки тому +6

      IIRC, James Garfield's assassin plead innocent, stating that he didn't kill the president, the doctor's who botched the surgery to remove the bullets did.

    • @LucasF7125
      @LucasF7125 4 роки тому

      @@SgtPotShot John Kramer who?

  • @leatherneck7778
    @leatherneck7778 3 роки тому +357

    i just caught that when talking about the four assassinations he said "it was garfield and mckinley" because everyone knows about lincoln and kennedy

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 2 роки тому +16

      Fun fact: Chuck Norris went back in time and stopped the Kennedy assassination. He deflected the bullets with his beard. Kennedy was in such utter shock and awe, that his head exploded.

    • @Toasteeei
      @Toasteeei 2 роки тому +11

      @@dannypipewrench533 *mission failed successfully*

    • @dannypipewrench533
      @dannypipewrench533 2 роки тому +5

      @@Toasteeei *MISSION FAILED, WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME.*

  • @MarshallChems
    @MarshallChems 4 роки тому +489

    “McKinley and Garfield” he did not want those comments badly 😭

    • @screamsinrussian5773
      @screamsinrussian5773 4 роки тому

      @ELLIE DOUGLAS no problem

    • @rassicr
      @rassicr 4 роки тому +6

      @MarshallChems And yet, here we are lol

    • @-AAA-147
      @-AAA-147 4 роки тому

      Inadvertently, it resulted in a bunch of comments like this one.

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 4 роки тому +1

      @Sgt. VinDoy I was confused, thank you.

  • @mpaul236
    @mpaul236 4 роки тому +462

    “.... it was Garfield and McKinley” LOL
    Preemptively answering our questions! Give this man a medal!!!

    • @RetroGameSpacko
      @RetroGameSpacko 4 роки тому +11

      It was a perfect fit to my thoughts.

    • @ryanlong1
      @ryanlong1 4 роки тому +1

      Yup!

    • @ZardoDhieldor
      @ZardoDhieldor 4 роки тому +16

      You can tell he has been a teacher.

    • @nhancao4790
      @nhancao4790 4 роки тому +1

      @@ZardoDhieldor He was a teacher before doing UA-cam.

  • @hydrasaurandre
    @hydrasaurandre 4 роки тому +1323

    One slight correction: The President Pro Tem is the longest-serving senator of the *majority party", not necessarily the longest serving senator.

    • @watajob
      @watajob 4 роки тому +30

      Sweet mother of Jesus! ANOTHER mistake?!

    • @zsfekete5211
      @zsfekete5211 4 роки тому +19

      Yes, the "majority party* is a requirement *longest serving* has only been customary, since the 80s iirc

    • @Gallic_Gabagool
      @Gallic_Gabagool 4 роки тому +2

      @Ryah Green why

    • @skylerausten2867
      @skylerausten2867 4 роки тому +6

      @@zsfekete5211 Since 1890, actually!

    • @x--.
      @x--. 4 роки тому +21

      This, is a small error. Not at all fatal to the video. Breathe people, just breathe.

  • @placeholder4029
    @placeholder4029 2 роки тому +149

    honestly, having the cool golden stick things for every important person in the government seems like a really cool way to quickly figure out who does what and stuff

  • @Rhyzal_
    @Rhyzal_ 4 роки тому +447

    I wish all the secretaries had an official hat they had to wear to designate their position, just like in this video. Oh! And the fancy staffs!

    • @blunderingfool
      @blunderingfool 4 роки тому +20

      Isn't the plural of staff "staves"?

    • @joshcain1032
      @joshcain1032 4 роки тому +15

      @@blunderingfool Both are valid.

    • @seneca983
      @seneca983 4 роки тому +6

      @@blunderingfool What's the plural of "stave" then?

    • @Rhyzal_
      @Rhyzal_ 4 роки тому +5

      @@blunderingfool lol, I knew someone would comment on that. Josh beat me to it - both are valid. I've seen "staffs" used more often in my life, so opted for it. Feel free to mentally swap it with your preference. :)

    • @kuyaleinad4195
      @kuyaleinad4195 4 роки тому +2

      I mean that’s just the best way to mark all the presidential backups in one go 😂

  • @microlobbies2378
    @microlobbies2378 4 роки тому +756

    How many people have to die so a post office worker becomes president

    • @The_Guy_You_Love_To_Hate
      @The_Guy_You_Love_To_Hate 4 роки тому +117

      Yes.

    • @dolphinsniper
      @dolphinsniper 4 роки тому +5

      This sounds like a reference.

    • @Slayer5301
      @Slayer5301 4 роки тому +4

      @@dolphinsniper Family Guy I think

    • @gordonjohnson2497
      @gordonjohnson2497 4 роки тому +5

      320 million

    • @whoiamiamnot2104
      @whoiamiamnot2104 4 роки тому +51

      Can't slash won't happen. One they aren't in the line of succession. But more over think about it. The first two successors are the speaker of the house and the pro tempore. There's currently 435 members in the house and 100. They would basically keep appointing a member of house to be speaker of the house and then the president. They they'd go through the cabinet members and each new president can just replace the missing cabinet members. But let's just say all of the members of the house and senate and all the cabinets are dead. We have like a thousand high ranking military leaders generals and the such. Pretty sure one of them would step up before a postal worker was made president. Nice thought exercise though.

  • @woah-jtv9775
    @woah-jtv9775 4 роки тому +475

    “Not once, not twice, not thrice, not quandrice, not quintrice, not hextrice, nor septice but octanganolice.”
    -CGP Grey

    • @dps3
      @dps3 4 роки тому +6

      The more you know

    • @ashleyoldershaw4425
      @ashleyoldershaw4425 4 роки тому +22

      "Nice"
      - Me

    • @rneumeye
      @rneumeye 4 роки тому +1

      Are those real terms?
      I didn't think there were actual ordinals past thrice. 🤷‍♂️

    • @Infinite_Archive
      @Infinite_Archive 4 роки тому +4

      @@rneumeye I don't think those are "official" terms but I'm gonna start using them as such now.

    • @daerdevvyl4314
      @daerdevvyl4314 4 роки тому +3

      Not lice, not scary spice, not vanilla ice, not roll the dice, not miami vice, not mice, not fried rice, but eric weiss.

  • @gerstein03
    @gerstein03 2 роки тому +126

    Considering that the constitution specifically said that VP gets the power if the President is inable, I'd say John Tyler (#10) was ahead of the game. Death leaves you permanently inable so makes sense for the VP to quickly take over. I gotta say I find it funny that he just grabbed a judge to swear him in

  • @benmark2353
    @benmark2353 4 роки тому +472

    The "there isn't time!" "There REALLY isn't time!" Moments were very funny and I enjoyed them a lot.

    • @TheWaynester101
      @TheWaynester101 4 роки тому +22

      Yes, its almost as if Grey could hear me ask "but why?"

    • @cougar2k720
      @cougar2k720 4 роки тому +6

      It's kind of like there are pressing moment and stuff to discuss here and I know I just raised something worth discussing here but there isn't enough time to fit all that in this video vibe, lol

    • @TheReal_birbwizard
      @TheReal_birbwizard 4 роки тому

      A video for another time i suppose.

    • @superbroadcaster
      @superbroadcaster 4 роки тому

      Definitely want to see the part about the secretary of energy managing nukes

    • @logion567
      @logion567 4 роки тому +1

      @@superbroadcaster I'd imagine (as someone who hasn't looked up the specific question) that the reason is the Fission Material needed for all Nukes is synthesized in Nuclear reactors that produce Energy. Hence, department of energy.

  • @debolinabanerjee820
    @debolinabanerjee820 4 роки тому +859

    I'm not even an American but this video is so informative and understandable that I can't help but watch it.

  • @kendallcarter3491
    @kendallcarter3491 4 роки тому +513

    We should appreciate that Grey is the cool history teacher that explain things in a simple and funny matter that is engaging to his students.

    • @ShadoSpartan44
      @ShadoSpartan44 4 роки тому +19

      I've learned more about the american government through him than the american school system

    • @mateowang6570
      @mateowang6570 4 роки тому +20

      It's interesting that he used to be a physics, not history, teacher. I wonder what got him more into the humanities.

    • @marischal3
      @marischal3 4 роки тому +1

      @@ShadoSpartan44 Same!

    • @TrigramThunder
      @TrigramThunder 4 роки тому +7

      @@mateowang6570 well, you see, a lot of modern physics is more philosophy than math. it's more about interpretation and "the way things should be" and "maintaining a natural balance" and "these designations make the most sense when applied in practice" than about "oh yeah energy equals energy times speed of light squared". physics is definitely the more humane of the STEM sciences. hell, the study of whether human consciousness lies physically in the brain or within its surrounding magnetic field, for practical usage purposes, pertains more to metaphysical tribulations than any actual physical calculations.

    • @KufLMAO
      @KufLMAO 3 роки тому

      I thought he was science or English?

  • @congruentcrib
    @congruentcrib 7 місяців тому +32

    Imagine being that designated person.
    “Yeah, no incase we ALL die, we’ll have you step in”
    “Why me?”
    “You’re important enough to hold power, but not important enough to be unnoticed so everyone with think you’re there.”

  • @pipolwes000
    @pipolwes000 4 роки тому +460

    One small thing: the "designated survivor" often isn't in a secure bunker far away. Often they're just at home, sometimes even in the DC area, watching the state of the union address on tv. So if a "government decapitation event" happens the "designated survivor" could end up "rolling 7s" as well.

    • @aarontuplin
      @aarontuplin 4 роки тому +69

      As long as it's Keifer Sutherland

    • @VxT0TALxV
      @VxT0TALxV 4 роки тому +98

      The "bunker" shown in the video is colonial one from battlestar galactica in which the secretary of education become president because of an event similar to the one discribe in the video

    • @robertjarman3703
      @robertjarman3703 4 роки тому +24

      Its like if someone manages to put a giant bomb in Congress during the state of the union address and kills most of the cabinet, probably most of the Congress which could also lead to a change in which party is in the majority in each house without an election, and kills the presiding officers, and possibly most of the supreme court which is supposed to rule on matters of this.

    • @appa609
      @appa609 4 роки тому +8

      If they nuke DC then yeah the government is probably done.

    • @PencilSticks
      @PencilSticks 4 роки тому +6

      Obviously it would be nearly impossible to nuke DC, but if a terrorist organization or foreign government pulled it off, they would kill the designated survivor as well. If this was done during the State of the Union, every single member of the US federal government would die.

  • @jamescannon5255
    @jamescannon5255 4 роки тому +362

    Grey: "We really don't have time."
    Me: still in quarantine "I think we have time."

    • @sion8
      @sion8 4 роки тому +3

      He likes to talk to himself when it comes to time.

    • @CodexTestsYT
      @CodexTestsYT 4 роки тому +3

      Me in school having little time of freedom: "We really don't have time."

  • @porchelana321
    @porchelana321 4 роки тому +505

    Viewer: _Man, look at that juicy, T H I C C tangent_
    CGPGrey: *THERE IS NO TIME!*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому

      GAGAGAGAGAGAGA I just saw something very unpretty! I looked in the mirror! GAGAGAGAGAGAGA!! But I am the cool UA-camr with two hazardously hot girlfriends so IT is all good! Thanks for you attention dear iwo

    • @webbowser8834
      @webbowser8834 4 роки тому +1

      I can't help but to think that was as much a message for himself as it was a message for the viewers.

  • @Z_MIB
    @Z_MIB Рік тому +45

    The sentence at 8:16 refers to a "prior entitled individual," meaning that new appointees wouldn't qualify and bumping wouldn't happen.

  • @doraorak
    @doraorak 3 роки тому +4166

    Instructions unclear: Some people with animal costumes stormed the senate

    • @bobbygronert5841
      @bobbygronert5841 3 роки тому +282

      Don't worry, "we love" them and they're "special". Just a peaceful, violent revolution.

    • @AureliusLaurentius1099
      @AureliusLaurentius1099 3 роки тому +89

      @@bobbygronert5841
      You missed the "go home" part

    • @infinitehonkworks195
      @infinitehonkworks195 3 роки тому +80

      @@bobbygronert5841 because violent revolutionaries are known for respecting velvet ropes and snapping pictures like tourists

    • @SharkOSix
      @SharkOSix 3 роки тому +3

      Wait... animals now touring inside fedral areas

    • @SharkOSix
      @SharkOSix 3 роки тому +1

      Wow I never knew

  • @harrytaylor9564
    @harrytaylor9564 4 роки тому +695

    The designated survivor's secure location looks like the ship President Laura Roslin used in Battlestar Galactica...

    • @user-sn8oe5sb1b
      @user-sn8oe5sb1b 4 роки тому +89

      Right up to the whiteboard with the death count. CGP is awesome.

    • @KaNoke101
      @KaNoke101 4 роки тому +77

      because she was the secretary of education when the cylons attacked and destroyed the government, im pretty sure in one episode she even explained how unqualified she was because of how far down the succession line she was

    • @David-bh7hs
      @David-bh7hs 4 роки тому +7

      She's a fracking Cylon!

    • @harrytaylor9564
      @harrytaylor9564 4 роки тому +14

      @@KaNoke101 yea, that kinda detail in a TV show is what made BSG so good.

    • @fmobus
      @fmobus 4 роки тому +49

      @@user-sn8oe5sb1b not only that: she's holding octogonal papers!

  • @williamtench2047
    @williamtench2047 4 роки тому +2250

    Welcome back to the poor person chat!

  • @enriquebenedicto506
    @enriquebenedicto506 3 роки тому +41

    10:05 It's a room based on the president's spaceship in "Battlestar Galactica", in that serie was a paper with the number of the survivors of the apocalypse, and there it is, I am still unable to believe that someone has finally done a reference to that serie!

    • @ikosanweee8203
      @ikosanweee8203 2 роки тому +4

      Used the timed comment feature to reply to this. Would have been a real big treat if it was the secretary of education pictured as Roslin had that role before

    • @sophiedowney1077
      @sophiedowney1077 2 роки тому +3

      Also, at 7:47 the only survivor is the secretary of education, and it shows the capitol being destroyed by a spaceship. It's funny because I was thinking about Battlestar Galactica before that scene even showed up. :)

  • @aaronsmith9688
    @aaronsmith9688 3 роки тому +471

    "All done, until 2001, Department of Homeland Security."
    That statement is weirdly poetic.

    • @adt4864
      @adt4864 Рік тому +20

      Grey throws in some really nice literary assemblies in his scripts

    • @laotanfaji5728
      @laotanfaji5728 Рік тому +5

      I was looking for this comment

    • @martin0499
      @martin0499 Рік тому +4

      done, like those towers

  • @nowaise
    @nowaise 4 роки тому +205

    "Rolled a seven" is my new way of saying "that guy died doing his job." I'm sure my friends won't be confused at all when we play DnD.

    • @angolin9352
      @angolin9352 4 роки тому +8

      GM: You hit.
      Player: I rolled a 7.
      GM: You stabbed yourself with your greatsword again?
      (Don't think about a how GS user rolling mostly 7s, crits or no crits, is statistically bad luck.)

    • @xylempl
      @xylempl 4 роки тому +8

      It's immediately understandable to Catan players, though.

    • @DuckieMcduck
      @DuckieMcduck 4 роки тому +1

      What does rolling a 7 mean in DnD context? I thought a 1 was the ultra bad roll.

    • @BB_Sebring
      @BB_Sebring 4 роки тому +4

      Gotta thank UA-cam for requiring all UA-camrs to use euphemisms on their "Familly-Friendly" Platform or else get demonetized since we all know kids are the primary demographic on UA-cam! Oh, and don't mind the inappropriate ads or ultra-violent "kids" videos that overwhelm the tag system.

    • @Borednesss
      @Borednesss 4 роки тому

      Yeah I don't really get it. Probably cause I'm bad at statistics. But there's 6 ways to roll a 7 with two 6 sided dice, out of 36 (6x6) possibilities total, so isn't it the same as rolling any single number with one 6 sided die? i.e. rolling a 1 with a d6. Why add the extra die?

  • @DrKlausTrophobie
    @DrKlausTrophobie 2 роки тому +53

    The homework analogy works quite well. The 25th was obviously written 5 minutes before class started...

  • @spazerdazer8421
    @spazerdazer8421 4 роки тому +603

    Everyone speaks of the poor persons chat, what about the students who are forbidden to donate chat?

    • @optimisticnihilist7705
      @optimisticnihilist7705 4 роки тому +24

      They're allies. We don't really care about em. Just like the richies don't care a single fuck about us.

    • @jmallinson
      @jmallinson 4 роки тому +6

      @@optimisticnihilist7705 someone lives in America damn

    • @optimisticnihilist7705
      @optimisticnihilist7705 4 роки тому +10

      @@jmallinson no, I'm in Indonesia. A small country to others and we still have lots to learn.

    • @hongseng3670
      @hongseng3670 4 роки тому +4

      WallTz BURN THE RICH they won’t stop us

    • @optimisticnihilist7705
      @optimisticnihilist7705 4 роки тому +1

      @@jmallinson don't Blame us, Blame the Corona virus! They caused the economy to be shithole like now.

  • @CaliforniumEra
    @CaliforniumEra 3 роки тому +3141

    This becomes more relevant... especially the part about deeming a president inable

    • @alexfido2935
      @alexfido2935 3 роки тому +136

      Literally put this video on this morning in response to last night's events.

    • @doraorak
      @doraorak 3 роки тому +6

      Lmao

    • @lukethompson2714
      @lukethompson2714 3 роки тому +1

      Yup

    • @ShamikShah
      @ShamikShah 3 роки тому +26

      This vid has never been more relevant

    • @Ali-xw5nw
      @Ali-xw5nw 3 роки тому +23

      CGP Grey is a prophet.

  • @himagainstill
    @himagainstill 4 роки тому +750

    "Garfield and McKinley" sounds like it could be a folk duo.

    • @JonnySublime
      @JonnySublime 4 роки тому +41

      Simon and GarfieldMcKinley

    • @owlcowl
      @owlcowl 4 роки тому +12

      @@JonnySublime But they werent feelin' groovy after encountering the competing duo of Guiteau & Czolgosz.

    • @JonSmith-hk1bq
      @JonSmith-hk1bq 4 роки тому +2

      The
      mnemonic I always used to remember Garfield was that he was followed by Arthur. So I basically put the two cartoon characters together.

    • @spethmanjones2997
      @spethmanjones2997 4 роки тому +3

      I would listen to them. Hopefully on a crisp, autumn morning in the Blue Ridge Mountains.

    • @owlcowl
      @owlcowl 4 роки тому

      @@JonSmith-hk1bq And while Arthur was assuredly no legendary king, he was the only president named Chester & the only one who wore muttonchops. Not much else to distinguish him from the other nonentities who occupied the office.

  • @letsdoodlesomethinghome3404
    @letsdoodlesomethinghome3404 3 роки тому +79

    “Deadliest job in the world”
    : *Staying Alive*

    • @ThePamastymui
      @ThePamastymui 3 роки тому

      DJT literally walked into the North Korea's side of the demilitarized zone...

    • @gooberone
      @gooberone 2 роки тому

      100% death rate

  • @martinsedlak1498
    @martinsedlak1498 4 роки тому +657

    Liked just for the phrase “.... it was Garfield and McKinley” alone.

    • @Fir3Chi3f
      @Fir3Chi3f 4 роки тому +66

      Right? The question not asked being "Who were the other two?" because everyone in the US knows about Lincoln and JFK.

    • @benjisaac
      @benjisaac 4 роки тому +24

      it took me so long to understand what he was saying because I thought of mckinley first - in American Studies last year he was the only assassination we even mentioned for some reason

    • @martinsedlak1498
      @martinsedlak1498 4 роки тому +37

      @@Fir3Chi3f It's even better, I live in central Europe and my first thought was: JFK, Lincoln ... and who were the other two?

    • @uss_04
      @uss_04 4 роки тому +4

      Fir3Chi3f
      Civil War and because Kennedy is Contemporary (or Boomer) History.

    • @kruks
      @kruks 4 роки тому +8

      At least twice (not today, thankfully) I've been surprised that four, not two, presidents were assassinated.
      I smiled.

  • @haildrop8346
    @haildrop8346 4 роки тому +256

    I would argue that being a judge on the supreme court is the deadliest job in America

  • @SubduedRadical
    @SubduedRadical 4 роки тому +657

    "There REALLY isn't time." -CGP Grey. Probably.

    • @bassplayer2011ify
      @bassplayer2011ify 4 роки тому +2

      And we will probably never see a video on it.

    • @allianabogado1617
      @allianabogado1617 4 роки тому +1

      Can you explain this? Is CGP white supremacist? I honestly don't understand

    • @jsquared1013
      @jsquared1013 4 роки тому +13

      @@allianabogado1617 where the hell did you get "white supremacist" from that? We need a new corollary for Godwin's Law.
      He is saying there isn't enough time in this video to go on a rabbit trail to explain something complicated, which would likely need its own video.

    • @xxpoisonblxx
      @xxpoisonblxx 4 роки тому +2

      @@jsquared1013 He's also implying that those issues were somewhat disregarded/done poorly/assigned to questionably inappropriate categories... kinda, sorta...

    • @allianabogado1617
      @allianabogado1617 3 роки тому

      @@jsquared1013 ah alright. Sorry. Not really familiar with US laws.

  • @Zulatek666
    @Zulatek666 3 роки тому +38

    I have seen this video twice, once when it was first published, and again today. I cannot believe I missed the Battlestar Galactica (2004) Easter-egg at the end. I only caught it this time because I noticed the papers had all their corners clipped, and then I saw the number 47,973 written on the whiteboard in the background. CGP you are awesome!

  • @2rik9
    @2rik9 4 роки тому +575

    The Battlestar reference at the end is top tier, even the paper is accurate.

    • @mjengel84
      @mjengel84 4 роки тому +31

      In BSG the president was the Secretary of Education.
      In the video... Secretary of Agriculture... Interior?
      But thanks for catching the count and reference (I didn't)!

    • @TheKurtkapan34
      @TheKurtkapan34 4 роки тому +37

      i thought he'd use a designated survivor reference, but this is ten times better. Roslin is my president.

    • @pieoverlord
      @pieoverlord 4 роки тому +1

      I was wondering if this was on purpose.

    • @Dsingis
      @Dsingis 4 роки тому +27

      @@pieoverlord This is 100% on purpose. The shape of the paper is specific to Battlestar, the blackboard with the number (of survivors) is something Roslin kept track of. The interoir resembles the president's office on the Colonial 1.

    • @puellanivis
      @puellanivis 4 роки тому +3

      @@mjengel84 It is indeed the Secretary of Agriculture. I would have expected him to make the BSG reference, but then used the Secretary of HUD as a Designated Survivor reference. Not sure why Agriculture was picked. Only CGP Grey could answer this question.

  • @ThomasG_
    @ThomasG_ 4 роки тому +2877

    So wait, there's only ten people ahead of the secretary of labour in the line of succession?
    HERE'S HOW BERNIE CAN STILL WIN

  • @KentoKei
    @KentoKei 4 роки тому +884

    The Designated Survivor is basically the government's Backup Backup Plan.

    • @dorkmax7073
      @dorkmax7073 4 роки тому +3

      If all else fails, yes

    • @braintwo3398
      @braintwo3398 4 роки тому +1

      Plan C

    • @braintwo3398
      @braintwo3398 4 роки тому +6

      @Ancient 6.6 Plan P

    • @BigBangAttack-mt6pz
      @BigBangAttack-mt6pz 4 роки тому +11

      Not to open pandora's box but... What happens if they are unavailable for one reason or another

    • @KentoKei
      @KentoKei 4 роки тому +12

      @@BigBangAttack-mt6pz If the entire government, including the designated survivor dies, maybe the governor of d.c or one of the states would take over

  • @dolfyrantsparodies608
    @dolfyrantsparodies608 2 місяці тому +94

    This aged well

  • @insix3446
    @insix3446 4 роки тому +124

    can we take a moment to appreciate all of the art and animation done in this video? the stick figures all convey so much emotion (despite being...stick figures) and there's so many tiny details (like the President Pro Tempores' laurels are yellow, yellowed with age)... whoever designs and executes the visuals for Grey's videos, **YOU ARE AMAZING!**

  • @jdcrosier2682
    @jdcrosier2682 4 роки тому +218

    Wow, that ABC/Netflix Designated Survivor drama missed a LOT of complexity.

    • @quantumplutonian6414
      @quantumplutonian6414 4 роки тому +38

      Its and ABC/Netflix drama, of course it was overly simplified.

    • @timothystamm3200
      @timothystamm3200 4 роки тому +36

      They probably didn't realize bumping was a possibility or didn't think the Supreme Court of the United States would be stupid or politically motivated enough to go with that interpretation of the Succession Act.

    • @Skyfox94
      @Skyfox94 4 роки тому +21

      If I had to guess then I'd say they very much chose to simplify things. You can't expect people to know these things and explaining them in the show would probably grind the story to a halt. Things like bumping are also probably - at least in the shows universe - something the US supreme court would try to prevent as it would only create more problems. Also it would make for a very boring show if one of the first things that'd happen to Kiefer Sutherlands character be that he gets bumped out of office by somebody who outranks him.

    • @CaptainJZH
      @CaptainJZH 4 роки тому +1

      @@timothystamm3200 I believe SCOTUS also got blown up in the show.

    • @cptyolowaffle
      @cptyolowaffle 4 роки тому

      Oh I think it was an ABC tv series and then it was released on netflix but then again i havnet watched it in a very long time so i could be wrong

  • @imtoolazyyyy
    @imtoolazyyyy 4 роки тому +85

    "The Veep becomes the Peep" this is truly the most eloquent of lines on the entirety of your channel

  • @themelonman4303
    @themelonman4303 3 роки тому +22

    0:42 I like how he immediately answers the question “Who were the other two?” Instantly, without even addressing it.

  • @mehhhhh421
    @mehhhhh421 4 роки тому +297

    I see now. All of America’s problems
    Are caused by Congress procrastinating

    • @deprogramm
      @deprogramm 4 роки тому +36

      yes actually

    • @MasteringJohn
      @MasteringJohn 4 роки тому +46

      And the growth of federal power void of the Constitutional changes to justify it, causing a growing incoherence in our legal institutions between what is or is not a federal responsibility, coupled with Congress' tendency to punt everything to the Executive in order to avoid responsibility for anything, while still retaining the power of the purse (thereby being indispensable for everything).

    • @dagroth123
      @dagroth123 4 роки тому +8

      more like, congressional bickering.

    • @agiles5196
      @agiles5196 4 роки тому +10

      No. No. Congress acts--badly. All of America's problems are caused by Congress acting badly.

    • @deathofgames694
      @deathofgames694 4 роки тому +2

      which is why i dont care about who's in congress cuz it's all status quo anyway. smh

  • @alexrogers777
    @alexrogers777 4 роки тому +253

    "no theres no time"
    "there really isn't time"
    DAMNIT why isn't there time
    to be clear I fully understand why there's no time, I just lament it

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 4 роки тому +7

      ASk the clock king!

    • @neatoelectro3687
      @neatoelectro3687 4 роки тому

      Where did it go!?!?!?!

    • @CJT3X
      @CJT3X 4 роки тому +1

      Simon Turner *when not if - former presidents are technically still called president.

    • @sion8
      @sion8 4 роки тому +1

      @@CJT3X
      There are constitutional lawyers who hate that practice.

    • @Stlwartheart14
      @Stlwartheart14 4 роки тому

      7:15 and 7:30 Grey has posted videos in the ballparks of American Indians and nuclear weapons. So there might be videos about them in the future.

  • @alanramirez7123
    @alanramirez7123 4 роки тому +302

    Serving your country be like:
    President for a week then unemployed.

    • @timazbill7746
      @timazbill7746 4 роки тому +1

      That's how it should be everyone that's not a violent criminal has to be president

    • @f.b.i6889
      @f.b.i6889 4 роки тому +7

      @@timazbill7746 You're joking right.

    • @BLUEHOUNDZULU
      @BLUEHOUNDZULU 4 роки тому +14

      At least you can add it to the resume

    • @beu9245
      @beu9245 4 роки тому +4

      @@f.b.i6889 Nope he's 100% serious, when i become president i'll disband the FBI

    • @kneal9203
      @kneal9203 4 роки тому

      @@timazbill7746 Huh?

  • @adt4864
    @adt4864 2 роки тому +21

    I love that the older congress members at 5:55 have older leaves on their wreaths

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 4 роки тому +410

    Fun fact: Garfield most likely would have survived his assassination if the doctors who treated him hadn't infected his wound. He died more than two months after being shot.

    • @marlonmoncrieffe0728
      @marlonmoncrieffe0728 4 роки тому +20

      Yeah, it is one of history's big What Ifs?
      Also, inept medicine led to Warren Harding's death after his heart attack was misdiagnosed.
      Inept medicine also killed George Washington but he was retired by then.
      McKinley could have survived his gunshot wound if he wasn't so fat, making surgery difficult.

    • @KillerBot5100
      @KillerBot5100 4 роки тому +8

      Marlon Moncrieffe didn’t Washington die because they drained like 50% of his blood to treat strep throat?

    • @hereticslayer5721
      @hereticslayer5721 4 роки тому

      Garfield was president

    • @julianstarkey1215
      @julianstarkey1215 4 роки тому +1

      Yea heard of that wasn’t Alexander gram bell tried to invent something to help him? Or was that some other president

    • @marlonmoncrieffe0728
      @marlonmoncrieffe0728 4 роки тому +2

      @@KillerBot5100 Yeah, primitive medicine practiced something insane called bloodletting.

  • @Nightmare88ish
    @Nightmare88ish 4 роки тому +223

    "Who now just becomes... unemployed."
    That's an oof. One moment you're big chillin and the next most of the powerful people above you are dead, you get to be come the acting president for a really short moment, then you're suddenly out of a job. gfg.

    • @adamcarroll9613
      @adamcarroll9613 4 роки тому +19

      But you can still put that on your resume, and include it in your memoires, so really, it's an absolute win. You get the prestige of the claim, you can leverage it for wealth and power, without any of the actual problems that come with having to DO the job.

    • @jeroenverschaeve3090
      @jeroenverschaeve3090 4 роки тому +19

      @@adamcarroll9613 I'm sure "I was acting president for 24 hours because the previous five people got abducted by aliens, after which I got fired" gets you any job you want :D

    • @knightshousegames
      @knightshousegames 4 роки тому +11

      I mean.....You probably aren't big chillin if the 5 highest ranking members of the US government all died all at once.

    • @yozen1995
      @yozen1995 4 роки тому +2

      I mean they get their own government funded healthcare and security for them and their family on tax payer money, so that's good for them.

  • @Vienna3080
    @Vienna3080 4 роки тому +335

    This made me wanna watch the show “Designated Survivor” now

    • @joey4592
      @joey4592 4 роки тому +26

      its so good, watch it. the secretary of urban housing and development becomes president. also the same actor for jack bauer if you want to watch 24

    • @bluejolyne
      @bluejolyne 4 роки тому +32

      It's very good actually, up until the 3rd season. THAT was a dumpster fire.

    • @quiphule78
      @quiphule78 4 роки тому +3

      Natalie Vu wasn’t their fault for ABC dropping them

    • @aaronchristensen8333
      @aaronchristensen8333 4 роки тому +23

      It's a fantastic premise so the first 3 episodes or so are amazing but it loses steam and becomes just another political drama after that.

    • @Vador-ft5xo
      @Vador-ft5xo 4 роки тому

      Its good show

  • @Tomartyr
    @Tomartyr 2 роки тому +27

    Isn't it weird how whenever you ask a branch of government how much power they should have the answer is always yes?

  • @rin_etoware_2989
    @rin_etoware_2989 4 роки тому +155

    "prior entitled individual" sounds to me like "if the Speaker of the House disappeared for a month, then Washington DC was wiped clean except for the Secretary of Defense, then Speaker reappears again, Speaker replaces Defense as acting president"

    • @acasualcactus5878
      @acasualcactus5878 4 роки тому +20

      I’d interpret it as “If any prior entitled individual who was holding the office at the time of the President/VP... Dying or becoming incapacitated, they may retake the position”

    • @SR2XO
      @SR2XO 4 роки тому +6

      That's why he said the worse possible interpretation since it wasn't clearly defined and can be argued, that's the issue.

    • @bbgun061
      @bbgun061 4 роки тому +4

      @@darekmistrz4364 If the Secretary of Defense becomes President and then appoints new people to all the other positions, those new people were not "prior entitled" because they are new. The worst case scenario outlined in the video is not how any reasonable person would interpret the law.

    • @MrNicoJac
      @MrNicoJac 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, I too interpreted it as Cabinet Member 10 is president until Cabinet Member 5 wakes up from their coma.
      Or something like that.

    • @CGPGrey
      @CGPGrey  4 роки тому +37

      I think this is the sane reading.