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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @TimDillonShow
    @TimDillonShow  4 роки тому +136

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    • @jordan9791
      @jordan9791 4 роки тому +4

      I love the set, simple and yet basic party bitch.

    • @Nieieieee
      @Nieieieee 4 роки тому +1

      Littlebaby❤️

    • @thenewreligionpodcast973
      @thenewreligionpodcast973 4 роки тому

      GAME TIME

    • @LiveForFreedom777
      @LiveForFreedom777 4 роки тому +2

      Rogan: which is a great channel by the way, on UA-cam...
      Tim: yes, it should be up another 24 hours, come check it out..
      😂 😂😂🤔🤔✌️☘️☘️😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @salmongrundyII
      @salmongrundyII 4 роки тому +2

      Not this time idiot the gray state has us now ....in a year you'll be pricing out food and hiding from your neighbors.

  • @armin38822
    @armin38822 4 роки тому +624

    His ranting is better than a lot of people's stand up specials.

    • @alancantu2557
      @alancantu2557 4 роки тому +9

      Could Tim be the next Carlin?

    • @Greygoose391
      @Greygoose391 4 роки тому +5

      So true. Unfiltered brilliance

    • @kr50401
      @kr50401 4 роки тому +3

      @@alancantu2557 DUDE. I’ve been saying this too!

    • @stevendonnelly68
      @stevendonnelly68 4 роки тому +10

      Chris D'Elia's 'No Pain' was terrible......I was in pain watching it

    • @eskimointhisworld
      @eskimointhisworld 4 роки тому

      For real!

  • @MaxCS06
    @MaxCS06 4 роки тому +1179

    Jesus Christ. I haven’t laughed this hard... since his last podcast.

    • @Thrashman138
      @Thrashman138 4 роки тому +37

      Yes or yes?

    • @JA-ur8cx
      @JA-ur8cx 4 роки тому +14

      He hits me just right every time. Really turns my days around😂

    • @guccimane623
      @guccimane623 4 роки тому +11

      Guys been killing it the past year. He’s grinding it out. Good on em

    • @mrlongman
      @mrlongman 4 роки тому +1

      Shut up

    • @Screamingz1
      @Screamingz1 4 роки тому

      “Facts”

  • @wolfman8449
    @wolfman8449 4 роки тому +770

    Ben is the most 80s movie looking person I've ever seen that wasn't in a costume

  • @mumblez7712
    @mumblez7712 4 роки тому +497

    If Tim dosnt get his own radio station in the next Grand Theft Auto then Rockstar is missing a huge opportunity

  • @jboylanvt
    @jboylanvt 4 роки тому +219

    "Homeless? That's just life in the big city!" Official LA slogan for 2021, yes or yes!?

    • @melissareed3101
      @melissareed3101 4 роки тому +4

      Sadly, yes 😭

    • @haymaker710
      @haymaker710 4 роки тому +3

      New York and Chicago too. They have more homeless than Los Angeles.

    • @anthonytorridson5360
      @anthonytorridson5360 4 роки тому

      Have you seen this clip of Tim Dillon making fun of Alex Jones?! Alex gets pissed! 😂 ua-cam.com/video/L5qynOa-mKo/v-deo.html

    • @RoxanneJ
      @RoxanneJ 4 роки тому

      Yes!

  • @Berrynyc
    @Berrynyc 4 роки тому +367

    "He is dressed like divorced history teacher"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @moonbear894
      @moonbear894 4 роки тому +7

      @Zarathustra _ and maybe a few runs on a certain airplane helped ruin him too?

    • @TheMemoryPolice
      @TheMemoryPolice 4 роки тому +1

      Colbert is pathetic 😂😂😂😂

  • @markzelunka7013
    @markzelunka7013 4 роки тому +378

    "He is a comedian. This is a comedian" - excellence

    • @sa.8208
      @sa.8208 4 роки тому +8

      it was such a crazy watch... America is so fake, love how they waited till now to make that stepehen colbert shit

    • @sa.8208
      @sa.8208 4 роки тому +14

      its like real life virtue signalling on the most USA scale of fake woke i care bullshit i have ever seen... this is how the rest of the world views the usa

    • @headdog
      @headdog 4 роки тому +5

      @@sa.8208 as a non-US person it isn’t how we see *all* of you.

    • @anthonytorridson5360
      @anthonytorridson5360 4 роки тому

      Have you seen this clip of Tim Dillon making fun of Alex Jones?! Alex gets pissed! 😂 ua-cam.com/video/L5qynOa-mKo/v-deo.html 😆

  • @paulfroelich1024
    @paulfroelich1024 4 роки тому +469

    Colbert wearing black to mourn the death of his comedic sensibility.

    • @ZeZeBatata69
      @ZeZeBatata69 4 роки тому +16

      Still? it has been at least 8 years..

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 4 роки тому +5

      @@ZeZeBatata69 Too bad, right? The guy was utterly hilarious.

    • @saidsadly2400
      @saidsadly2400 4 роки тому +13

      I really don’t get why so many people on tv cried. It’s just so surreal.

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 4 роки тому +7

      @@saidsadly2400 Van Jones cried, I don't dislike him, but I did laugh.

    • @badik10
      @badik10 4 роки тому +11

      More like his comedy career. His whole show for the past 4 years has been Trump.

  • @knightofmalta5792
    @knightofmalta5792 4 роки тому +288

    Ben is essential to the show lmao.

    • @roycegarvin
      @roycegarvin 3 роки тому +8

      100%

    • @Saved_Sinner0085
      @Saved_Sinner0085 3 роки тому +6

      Yea, seeing as he comes up with a fair amount of Tim's talking points, he definitely is.

    • @Saved_Sinner0085
      @Saved_Sinner0085 3 роки тому +16

      Ben jointly writes a good amount of the content with Tim before they record the podcast, he's also like a canary in the coal mine for Tim to see how well his jokes are landing

    • @Saved_Sinner0085
      @Saved_Sinner0085 3 роки тому +2

      @Mr. Bum Tickler Ben jointly writes a good amount of the content with Tim before they record the podcast, he's also like a canary in the coal mine for Tim to see how well his jokes are landing

    • @anthonywandowicz8084
      @anthonywandowicz8084 3 роки тому +14

      Definitely, without him tim would be talking to no one. You can observe by Tim's body language that he is using ben as the prop which represents a human

  • @ElliottTimpf
    @ElliottTimpf 4 роки тому +180

    Stephen Colbert literally looks like a priest that didn't have enough time to finish getting dressed

    • @fliptophiphop1894
      @fliptophiphop1894 4 роки тому +5

      He and the overweight boy he was touching swapped shirts

    • @simon5045
      @simon5045 4 роки тому +1

      @@fliptophiphop1894 Playing drressup without Podesta? That's not the Colbert I know.

    • @issacbernardo3460
      @issacbernardo3460 4 роки тому

      Have you seen this clip of Tim Dillon making fun of Alex Jones?! Alex gets pissed! 😂 ua-cam.com/video/L5qynOa-mKo/v-deo.html 😆

  • @subv1bes
    @subv1bes 4 роки тому +616

    Did Ralph Lauren pull their sponsorship?

    • @WiscoDisco980
      @WiscoDisco980 4 роки тому +11

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jeffgratton75
      @jeffgratton75 4 роки тому +9

      I can here to ask where tf is the Ralph?

    • @mattsharpe3989
      @mattsharpe3989 4 роки тому +9

      @@jeffgratton75 he's gotta make use of the $370 DXL t-shirts

    • @robedward1324
      @robedward1324 4 роки тому +7

      I think this is a cry for help; ala #freebritney

    • @noonerelevant2583
      @noonerelevant2583 4 роки тому +3

      Even Ralph needs some vacation in washing machine, them lard stains need to get off...

  • @susie7336
    @susie7336 4 роки тому +209

    “We’re just trying to eat chocolate mousse in a parking lot without your horror.”
    Brilliant.

    • @collinmc90
      @collinmc90 4 роки тому

      ggnnnnnnaaaaaa duuuurrrrr

    •  10 днів тому

      😅😅😅😅😅

  • @michaelc8192
    @michaelc8192 4 роки тому +248

    Tim Dillon is the therapist we require weekly but the one we won’t admit to ourselves we need

    • @animeguru0305
      @animeguru0305 4 роки тому +2

      I need Tim Dillon. Much Tim. More Dillon. Comedy now.

  • @willienobody4156
    @willienobody4156 4 роки тому +39

    The fact that Ben survived this podcast in real time without choking to death or hyperventilating is absolutely incredible. We love you Ben

  • @Apol-los
    @Apol-los 4 роки тому +63

    "The Zoomer to Boomer Pipeline. Within a year you're going to forget what you used to believe in."

    • @MLJ5834
      @MLJ5834 2 дні тому

      holy shit it happened to me

  • @BoodroChet
    @BoodroChet 4 роки тому +172

    As bad as this year has been for people I’m sure we all love watching these podcasts and laughing with Tim. It’s been his year and he is absolutely killing it

    • @areyoutheregoditsmedave
      @areyoutheregoditsmedave 4 роки тому +18

      Tim Dillon is the best thing about 2020

    • @goudyfivecoats3789
      @goudyfivecoats3789 4 роки тому +3

      Absolutely 💯

    • @BoodroChet
      @BoodroChet 4 роки тому +2

      @@areyoutheregoditsmedave without a doubt

    • @AlyAyeee
      @AlyAyeee 4 роки тому +5

      I’m so happy I found him last year - he got me through this shit

    • @randomwhitedude9227
      @randomwhitedude9227 4 роки тому +1

      @Will be ban soon And you're a perfect example of why they suck.

  • @davidjanssen894
    @davidjanssen894 4 роки тому +166

    Colbert was such a legend before. So sad watching him be unfunny on a dying platform

    • @timeherenowbe3126
      @timeherenowbe3126 4 роки тому +11

      He’s that sad he’s making himself cry!

    • @Wallyworld30
      @Wallyworld30 4 роки тому +25

      David Janssen Colbert sold out and got paid. Don’t feel sad just don’t watch ,Ike I don’t.

    • @areyoutheregoditsmedave
      @areyoutheregoditsmedave 4 роки тому +17

      He’s a hack. Always has been.

    • @saidsadly2400
      @saidsadly2400 4 роки тому +24

      It’s really creepy how much they have convinced themselves trump is hitler. My life barely changed under trump except for a great economy. People got themselves worked up over petty bullshit.

    • @moonmilk15
      @moonmilk15 4 роки тому +17

      @@saidsadly2400 Trump is the worst fascist ever. No new wars, and he waited for state permission to deploy the national guard.

  • @theremingtonjames
    @theremingtonjames 4 роки тому +1072

    Tim Dillon: the ONLY opinion I’ll respect in regards to this Presidential Election

    • @robinjoy2789
      @robinjoy2789 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂 yep

    • @vadimd734
      @vadimd734 4 роки тому +10

      Al Gore all over again?

    • @lukejax1407
      @lukejax1407 4 роки тому +18

      What about your own? Haha

    • @nickuva6508
      @nickuva6508 4 роки тому +26

      Yeah because regardless of what he says in public, his real opinion is that all of this political drama is just theatrics. Its the 21st century version of bread and circuses which have been meticulously manufactured with the sole purpose of keeping the public mind within the false reality they've built for us.
      "How could the government be so dangerous, deceitful, and corrupt if they're openly fighting and debating about these things on tv! If they were all criminals then they wouldnt be talking about it, or fox/cnn wouldve told me by now! There are obviously good guys and bad guys which one are you voting for!".

    • @Enbix
      @Enbix 4 роки тому +13

      AwakenWithJP is good too

  • @jacobkrantz2473
    @jacobkrantz2473 4 роки тому +59

    I still feel like Ben is being held there against his will. Tim just occasionally feeds him vape pens and hair gel to keep him sane.

  • @AleKaiTheGreat
    @AleKaiTheGreat 4 роки тому +50

    The only podcast that I can get multiple listens of the same episode and not get bored.

  • @maxclemence4077
    @maxclemence4077 4 роки тому +207

    Tim is my John the Baptist preaching the coming apocalypse in the youtube wilderness

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 4 роки тому +4

      That's blasphemous.....
      Tim is Jesus, Ray Kump is John the Baptist.

    • @AmariLynn8
      @AmariLynn8 4 роки тому +2

      Aman💪💯

    • @MaxCS06
      @MaxCS06 4 роки тому +1

      This is perfect.

    • @paulfroelich1024
      @paulfroelich1024 4 роки тому +11

      He was literally "the voice of one crying in the desert". Except he didn't subsist on locusts and honey, he eats at a Corporate Steakhouse.

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 4 роки тому +6

      @@paulfroelich1024 Johnny Baptist would have eaten at a Corporate Steakhouse if they'd been around back then but those losers we'e a bunch of Philistines - yes or yes?

  • @debonaire_nerd
    @debonaire_nerd 4 роки тому +287

    Tim's voice sounds quite raspy in this episode.
    Almost like he was up late snorting cocaine while doing work for the election.

    • @covidkiller420
      @covidkiller420 4 роки тому +15

      He's channeling his inner Alex lol

    • @debonaire_nerd
      @debonaire_nerd 4 роки тому +5

      @@proguesswork Tim is the chosen one.
      Luke Skywalker: blue milk
      Tim Dillon: big bag of cheetos

    • @troyevans5670
      @troyevans5670 4 роки тому +4

      Da three c's

    • @avidlyathena
      @avidlyathena 4 роки тому +3

      Chain-smoking. It's been stressful. Haha

    • @debonaire_nerd
      @debonaire_nerd 4 роки тому +1

      @riley ray And Cheetos.

  • @fayyzie
    @fayyzie 4 роки тому +46

    The George Floyd line is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

  • @a.d349
    @a.d349 4 роки тому +12

    Getting obsessed with this guy....My new favourite podcast.great to see him on so many different podcasts lately..LEGEND

  • @theneighborguy
    @theneighborguy 4 роки тому +92

    Ben laughing is one of the best parts of this podcast.

    • @tripkendall
      @tripkendall 4 роки тому +5

      I agree and think that is why he has the job - Tim was like - who laughs the hardest at my shtick? Ben! He's now
      the producer.

    • @theneighborguy
      @theneighborguy 4 роки тому +4

      @@tripkendall Ben physically laughs how my brain laughs

    • @roycegarvin
      @roycegarvin 3 роки тому +4

      It's so contagious and Ben seems like the coolest dude

    • @show_me_your_kitties
      @show_me_your_kitties 2 роки тому

      And now he's dead. Cry face

    • @theneighborguy
      @theneighborguy 2 роки тому

      @@show_me_your_kitties ? Context plz

  •  4 роки тому +49

    Whenever I see a late night host crying I am sure to leave the same comment: "Real funny stuff. Keep up the good work!"

    • @heidi7151
      @heidi7151 4 роки тому +8

      Watching grown men cry so gratuitously is disturbing

    • @BACNandEGGS
      @BACNandEGGS 4 роки тому +8

      If anyone watches that and thinks it’s real they should be burned alive

    • @BaconNMegs
      @BaconNMegs 4 роки тому

      @@BACNandEGGS 🥓 🥓

  • @Janoy_Cresva
    @Janoy_Cresva 4 роки тому +45

    Most influential podcast right here folks. Never concede, Tim.

  • @traduccionestrascendentes2771
    @traduccionestrascendentes2771 4 роки тому +49

    I like how Tim`s Jaimie is on camera

  • @peteyb5150
    @peteyb5150 4 роки тому +34

    "You dont have a president..
    We barely have a country..
    But we do have Merch"

  • @SouthernOregonOrgani
    @SouthernOregonOrgani 4 роки тому +17

    “My dad drove a Navajo!! “ is my favorite line from Tim in 2020 thus far.

  • @ianp7752
    @ianp7752 4 роки тому +182

    Tim's out here racking up fake children to go with his fake business.

    • @theboyslovemovies
      @theboyslovemovies 4 роки тому

      Like a Neo-John Plainview.

    • @issacbernardo3460
      @issacbernardo3460 4 роки тому

      Have you seen this clip of Tim Dillon making fun of Alex Jones?! Alex gets pissed! 😂 ua-cam.com/video/L5qynOa-mKo/v-deo.html

  • @POPIZ505
    @POPIZ505 4 роки тому +147

    I wrote Tim Dillon on my ballot.

    • @thornedoesstuff6363
      @thornedoesstuff6363 4 роки тому +5

      Nice

    • @ZeroShaneBob
      @ZeroShaneBob 4 роки тому +12

      A man with tastes

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 4 роки тому +17

      DILLON 2024
      🇺🇲

    • @ShatterNWO
      @ShatterNWO 4 роки тому +9

      or as vote counters in swing states read it: Joe Biden. Tim really would have won the whole thing.

    • @marcos.a8814
      @marcos.a8814 4 роки тому +1

      Like a true patriot

  • @heatherdavis6679
    @heatherdavis6679 2 роки тому +7

    been binging your shows night and day.. wont bore you with my sad story because you have made me belly laugh and smile and curse.. i cried on this one-though. I was just a little heartached hearing your slight pain but always always using it to lift us all back up and dust us back off as we all move on. GOD BLESS THIS MAN. Thank you for what you do. And may you machete your way through the rainforest and eat tons of chocolate and smoke the FUCK out of marbie lights

  • @OneFanboi
    @OneFanboi 4 роки тому +4

    Tim’s rant about his life has earned my subscription. Not only did he make me laugh during that but he was also able to relate.
    Tim being deep without even knowing it.

  • @ViciousVendetta
    @ViciousVendetta 4 роки тому +120

    United States of China yes or yes

    • @C_R_Z
      @C_R_Z 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

  • @mattyrat4958
    @mattyrat4958 4 роки тому +104

    Congrats to Raytheon Tech and Citigroup on winning every presidential election in the 21st century #FreeGhislaine

    • @centurionl
      @centurionl 4 роки тому

      Could you explain a bit?

    • @soapshowdown4721
      @soapshowdown4721 4 роки тому +10

      @@centurionl the joke is that hes alluding to the idea of the military industrial complex having a hand in the us elections. Trump got elected bc he was aggressive. Got elected, didnt start any wars. Biden was Obama's vp, obviously not against meaningless war: military supply industry want biden back in

    • @s.h.723
      @s.h.723 4 роки тому +9

      Not going to lie I want to work for Raytheon when I graduate.
      Am I a shill? No, worse. I’m an engineer. :/

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 4 роки тому +9

      @@s.h.723 You're a realist. Might as well be as comfortable as you can in the end times and try to enjoy a few meals at a corporate steakhouse.

    • @BioluminescentTree
      @BioluminescentTree 4 роки тому +1

      @@soapshowdown4721Under Trump the US dropped a record number of bombs on Afghanistan

  • @justagirl1894
    @justagirl1894 4 роки тому +15

    “Keep it close to the vest”..... the best life advice. Ever

  • @clampo845
    @clampo845 4 роки тому +56

    “You want Donald Trump to fly Air Force one into the Freedom Tower? Gotta be honest not the worst idea.” Yooooo 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Abitflippant
    @Abitflippant 4 роки тому +30

    I will upgrade my $5 patreon to $20 if I see a picture of Candace Owens at Tim's Friendsgiving

  • @hewasagudboy9079
    @hewasagudboy9079 Рік тому +6

    So I'm re-watching all UA-cam and patreon episodes from the beginning and I gotta say, there will never be anything as amazing as 2019-2021 Tim Dillon

  • @BBPotluck
    @BBPotluck 4 роки тому +61

    Tim is so optimistic for our future 🤣 as if comedians will become funny and COVID will stop

    • @ShatterNWO
      @ShatterNWO 4 роки тому +4

      Its already stopping, Biden supporters are having celebration rallies. Portland sent in the National Guard, its a miracle, Biden solved everything already.

    • @blappichulo9015
      @blappichulo9015 4 роки тому +4

      @@ShatterNWO it'll probably continue that way once Biden’s in office.
      Stimulus shit will get thru, covid narrative/stats won't be politicized as much, systemic racism won't be the hopelessly insurmountable obstacle that it has been, etc.. once any successes can be attributed to someone other than Trump.

    • @ShatterNWO
      @ShatterNWO 4 роки тому +12

      @@blappichulo9015 They will be simultaneously playing down any Covid deaths under Biden and blaming it all on Trump. Trump had the super spreader rallies, but thankfully the BLM/antifa protests saved so many ppl from KKK murders to offset it. Nothing even bad happened at the non-riots and it was all the neo-nazi's fault.

    • @blappichulo9015
      @blappichulo9015 4 роки тому

      @@ShatterNWO "sad"

    • @blappichulo9015
      @blappichulo9015 4 роки тому +2

      @@ShatterNWO short term, at least it means less of the country will burn.

  • @thornedoesstuff6363
    @thornedoesstuff6363 4 роки тому +14

    The Tim Dillon show is my favorite podcast right now, Such an amazing guy and truly a blessing for these times of hardship 🖤

  • @royalspud3926
    @royalspud3926 4 роки тому +26

    I literally wait for every Saturday night for this podcast, keep it up, guys.

  • @thegimpsometimes5937
    @thegimpsometimes5937 4 роки тому +41

    Tim’s life has lead him exactly where he’s supposed to be. Thriving in disaster.

    • @elektrotehnik94
      @elektrotehnik94 3 роки тому

      Just realized Tim Dillon is essentially Aberforth, Dumbledore’s brother 😄

    • @jakesnacks1149
      @jakesnacks1149 2 роки тому +1

      He understands and has been through the horror

  • @joshportelli
    @joshportelli 4 роки тому +16

    "We're just trying to have chocolate mousse in a parking lot without YOUR horror!"

  • @lindsaychristian4151
    @lindsaychristian4151 4 роки тому +24

    My favorite comedian of 2020! Hands down.

  • @ScoundrelSFB
    @ScoundrelSFB 4 роки тому +62

    This man is single handedly consuming my nights.

  • @bozri1191
    @bozri1191 4 роки тому +189

    Tim J Dillon will never EVER concede that Joe Rogan's audience is bigger

    • @mattheagerty4864
      @mattheagerty4864 4 роки тому +46

      Does Joe Rogan have the most successful podcast in LA? Didn’t think so

    • @Remmy_likescheese
      @Remmy_likescheese 4 роки тому

      @@mattheagerty4864 it’s a joke

    • @AleKaiTheGreat
      @AleKaiTheGreat 4 роки тому +28

      @@Remmy_likescheese So is his reply.

    • @mattheagerty4864
      @mattheagerty4864 4 роки тому +5

      @@AleKaiTheGreat thank you

    • @nickeq42
      @nickeq42 4 роки тому +8

      Make no mistake Tim dillion is the king of la podcasts.

  • @Malum95
    @Malum95 4 роки тому +32

    My inner thoughts have started to sound like Tim. I need help

  • @robinjoy2789
    @robinjoy2789 4 роки тому +7

    "Immediately the Mâitre D was like 'oh good the trash pigs are here'" 😂😂😂😂 when he said his mom was goofy and wore a cat sweater I felt that 🤣🤣

  • @trav3rsy
    @trav3rsy 4 роки тому +65

    I feel like the producer here constantly chuckles at everything Tim says so he doesn’t whip him again. 😂

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 4 роки тому +5

      As he should

    • @feelsgoodmen3753
      @feelsgoodmen3753 4 роки тому +8

      His name is Ben and he raised from the dead!

    • @WallhacksYT
      @WallhacksYT 4 роки тому +3

      he's the whipping boi

    • @trav3rsy
      @trav3rsy 4 роки тому +1

      @@feelsgoodmen3753 hey, we don’t call the help directly by name it’s degrading names only! Gotta keep em in line 😂😂

    • @CassidyandTheMusiconYouTube
      @CassidyandTheMusiconYouTube 4 роки тому +1

      It drives me crazy. The knee slapping??? Ugh. Tim however, is a genius.

  • @DexproziusMD
    @DexproziusMD 4 роки тому +19

    I've been saying forever that I wanted you guys to make a "Yes or Yes!" piece of merch. Looking forward to it

  • @awesemyo6608
    @awesemyo6608 4 роки тому +86

    Tim Dillon’s Next Stand-Up Special Should Be Titled “SCATHING”

  • @jeremiaha5167
    @jeremiaha5167 2 роки тому +3

    35:59 I was working heavy physical labour yesterday and listening to this pod through earphones. Digging and wheeling in sand from the street inside into a building for hours. Just me and some of the local neighbours passing by.
    When this moment dropped I was shaking from laughing and had a Joker like grin on my face. People would smile from the distance cause they thought I was being super friendly but I was just trying to contain myself while listening to this nutter.

  • @EveningEcho89
    @EveningEcho89 4 роки тому +4

    I love when Tim goes into detail on food. You can tell thats not a normal relationship.

  • @jeremyscottkerth7751
    @jeremyscottkerth7751 4 роки тому +11

    Ever since I found Tim , Idk what i'd do without him! Love you man and keep it up!!!! OH and NEVER CHANGE!

  • @eljumbotron
    @eljumbotron 4 роки тому +123

    tim dillon needs to make a skit about AOC's coming re-education camps, yes or yes?

    • @ShatterNWO
      @ShatterNWO 4 роки тому +14

      Why? so he can be in the super-max division of the camp? Go along until Trump runs again in 2024. Repeat after me "There are no genders, there are no races, there is no antifa and the KKK did it."

    • @blappichulo9015
      @blappichulo9015 4 роки тому +1

      Lolol yes this is the correct suggestion. Mr Fake Business Big Podcaster, make it happen!

    • @oiitzME1266
      @oiitzME1266 4 роки тому +1

      @@ShatterNWO ua-cam.com/video/Xjhia8TsSpY/v-deo.html

    • @SAFbikes
      @SAFbikes 4 роки тому +3

      Tim said he thinks AOC is done even though those types will be elevated to leaders of the party in the next 4 years... if they're not they threaten to primary Democrats to destroy the party. They can even remove AOCs district and she'll end up running for Senate.

  • @B-RaDD
    @B-RaDD 4 роки тому +31

    Tim Dillon-"let's upload at 11:00pm" it's standard fake business hours
    Yes or yes?

  • @SloppyHorrorPodcast
    @SloppyHorrorPodcast 4 роки тому +7

    I’m freaking people out cracking up to this in the grocery store while doing my shopping. Much love from Cincinnati!

  • @LimewaterMusic
    @LimewaterMusic 4 роки тому +32

    This guy is like the crispr child of Doug Stanhope and Alex Jones.

    • @Stealth1919
      @Stealth1919 4 роки тому +5

      Definitely influenced by both. His cadence and unhinged attitude is closer to Jones. The level of absurdity and flippancy is closer to Stanhope.

  • @BigHairySasquatch515
    @BigHairySasquatch515 4 роки тому +24

    Tim Dillon, MVP of 2020.

  • @chimpooey9083
    @chimpooey9083 4 роки тому +83

    I heard Meghan McCain used "I Voted" stickers for paisties...

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 4 роки тому +4

      OnlyFans•com/Meghan McCain

    • @TheNumberTwelve
      @TheNumberTwelve 4 роки тому

      Wasn’t that Chelsea handler?

    • @ShatterNWO
      @ShatterNWO 4 роки тому +12

      If you write Joe Biden on those stickers, it counts as a vote in Detroit and Philly.

    • @Flike245
      @Flike245 4 роки тому +1

      super spreader

    • @kimbonice
      @kimbonice 4 роки тому +2

      When she danced at her father's funeral

  • @pcopps4505
    @pcopps4505 4 роки тому +16

    "He's dressed like a divorced history teacher going out on the first date he's had in months."

  • @analozada9475
    @analozada9475 4 роки тому +15

    I want to go to Tim’s anxiety producing, hellish Friendsgiving! 😍🤣😩

  • @Kalron9
    @Kalron9 4 роки тому +6

    Who knew that a podcast that is just the inner monologue of a mildly crazy person could be so successful.

  • @AmariLynn8
    @AmariLynn8 4 роки тому +18

    Tim Dillon is the ONLY voice of reason !!!💪

  • @pookienewjackcity5263
    @pookienewjackcity5263 4 роки тому +3

    Tim Dillions podcast is the only one that makes me Laugh out Loud in the middle of the night, with no regard for anyone sleeping lmao

  • @covfefe-ry5vp
    @covfefe-ry5vp 4 роки тому +66

    My fake business is doing really well and helped me finally turn things around in 2020. Who new the worlds biggest podcaster was also a life coach.

    • @therealaaron8767
      @therealaaron8767 4 роки тому +2

      knew*

    • @zackjacobson1987
      @zackjacobson1987 4 роки тому +4

      Life in the big city

    • @covfefe-ry5vp
      @covfefe-ry5vp 4 роки тому +1

      @@therealaaron8767 oof

    • @alo4912
      @alo4912 4 роки тому +3

      @@covfefe-ry5vp does this mean your gonna close on that condo we talked about over the phone?

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 4 роки тому

      If you need a fake lobbyist, I'm your G̶u̶y̶ Non-binary**

  • @joshtooley9441
    @joshtooley9441 4 роки тому +1

    There is something comforting about getting these podcasts every week. keep them coming

  • @QuintBlitz
    @QuintBlitz 4 роки тому +19

    Here from the Rogan podcast, a comic that the current year needs.

  • @willmartinez1606
    @willmartinez1606 4 роки тому +18

    been waiting for this show all effing day. drop it on them TD. been binge watching the pod an i see youre hilarious an thanks for the content

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 4 роки тому +1

      Simi secret playlist of Tim's appearances 🤫
      He's my Brad Pitt/Edward Norton in Fight Club.
      ua-cam.com/play/PLc_cXArusJxSCORhz0MwHzVBbwazHHwFK.html

  • @ilikebigbytes4371
    @ilikebigbytes4371 4 роки тому +22

    Ive been waiting all night for this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @coloradomotion1836
    @coloradomotion1836 2 роки тому +2

    This is an all time podcast for The Great Tim Dillion. From the waitress, to the guest list of Friendsgiving, brilliance.

  • @justincordray
    @justincordray 4 роки тому +3

    I remember my mother was like, "You do better in school". And the door opened up and the gun right in her mouth and I kinda looked at her like, "What were you saying about school?"
    The stuff this guy just riffs from the top of his head is better than anything a comedy writing staff has written in a room in a decade.

  • @willienobody4156
    @willienobody4156 4 роки тому +7

    This one made me laugh so hard for so long that I was kicking the air and crying from joy and from the lack of oxygen in my brain

  • @whiteboydarryl4983
    @whiteboydarryl4983 4 роки тому +11

    Him breaking down the next three years of my life was truly devastating .

  • @dsas97
    @dsas97 4 роки тому +10

    If Tim Dillon had a national late night show, we would come together again

  • @illustrious_loser596
    @illustrious_loser596 4 роки тому +1

    Tim is never disappointing with the consistency on unhinged content while still keeping it delivered in the most educated/articulate way... entertainment at its finest.

  • @alexshelley6881
    @alexshelley6881 4 роки тому +7

    Nearly crashed my van absolutely belly laughing at 1:18:35 🤣😂

  • @chaossausage3940
    @chaossausage3940 4 роки тому +12

    2020 is almost over and the idea of Trump conceding by flying air force one into the freedom tower is the funniest thing I’ve heard all year 😂😂😂

  • @bocadamata1583
    @bocadamata1583 4 роки тому +5

    Best hour of comedy week after week. Tim delivers.

  • @CountryFriedZen
    @CountryFriedZen 4 роки тому +3

    Love listening to your show every Sunday as I go about my morning. Raising the planetary vibration by making me laugh so much I'm radiating that good ass energy. And I don't know about everyone else, but one of my favorite parts of the show is Ben trying to keep from busting out laughing when Tim is on a roll and is crushing it. Y'all two make a good duo on the show. Appreciate ya speaking your mind -- and being so damn funny about it. Rock on brother, even though I know you'll never read this.

  • @ededdandeddytv5164
    @ededdandeddytv5164 3 роки тому +3

    “My father worked at color tile! He worked at color tile?! Do you understand?!” 😭

  • @HistoryHyenas
    @HistoryHyenas 4 роки тому +1

    REALITY IS A SUGGESTION!!!!! TIMMY D ALWAYS A 10! FRIENDSHIP ISN'T REAL CUZ!

    • @coachmanedontplay
      @coachmanedontplay 4 роки тому

      I wanna spin you two cuties around a couple of times. Maybe make ya touch your toes

  • @lordgodmajanomikoto7169
    @lordgodmajanomikoto7169 4 роки тому +20

    Getting the switch back to nihilism is going to feel pretty good

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 4 роки тому

      "God is Dead!"
      - Friedrich Nietzsche

    • @zackflora6165
      @zackflora6165 4 роки тому

      Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism but as least it's an ethos!

  • @poundtown5515
    @poundtown5515 4 роки тому +12

    Watching ben Laugh makes me happy. When he's not out looking for the devil he has the best job in the world. Yes or yes?!

  • @wutnut9225
    @wutnut9225 4 роки тому +6

    I love when tim starts ranting and yelling 😂💀

  • @nmeyers92
    @nmeyers92 4 роки тому +12

    My favorite part of my super ylate night Saturday night is this podcast. My dream is to be Ben and Tim’s waitress and give them the luxury services they deserve at some average restaurant. 🤞🏼

  • @jbomb1414ify
    @jbomb1414ify 4 роки тому +2

    I had to walk out of the room at work because I was dying of laughter for seemingly no reason.

  • @erhanjustice1
    @erhanjustice1 4 роки тому +7

    looooooooooooooooooooolll "fly the air force one into the freedom tower" hahahahahahahahahahaha made my day thank you

  • @saxyseymour
    @saxyseymour 4 роки тому +42

    Tim Dillon has been compromised... by magic spoon.

  • @kegdoty
    @kegdoty 4 роки тому +6

    Now that I think about it, I’d love to see Tim do a traveling restaurant/food critique comedy series once Covid releases

  • @valdelvalle_
    @valdelvalle_ 4 роки тому +2

    “Except magic spoon... that’s essential.” 😂😂 you should make a beeping sound when you back-up that fast.

  • @ianmcgee9850
    @ianmcgee9850 Місяць тому +1

    this was a standup special 😮. I love when he gets so pissed and ‘tunnel visiony’ that he doesnt even giggle or smile. It’s AMAZING he did this via a rant, impromptu.

  • @stevensullivan1664
    @stevensullivan1664 4 роки тому +33

    Tim Dillon/Lil Xanz for president 2024
    Yes or Yes?

  • @ChrisMansplainer117
    @ChrisMansplainer117 4 роки тому +18

    Back to business as usual, with a tax rate of 75% :) good one Tim

    • @jakeleisure8326
      @jakeleisure8326 4 роки тому

      @@zechariahbryan1568 The golden age of the American economy was ushered in by Keynesians. It's barely debatable.
      Go ahead and keep cutting taxes for the rich until 150 families have all the money vs the current arrangement of 300.
      Great plan!

    • @jakeleisure8326
      @jakeleisure8326 4 роки тому

      @@zechariahbryan1568 Ideally tax rates would remain largely static through boom and bust cycles however now is not the time for austerity
      And raising taxes isnt always unpopular. The vast majority of americans support raising taxes on the wealthy and state subsidized companies (Amazon, Chevron, etc)

  • @gomezmaikito
    @gomezmaikito 4 роки тому +5

    Watching this is like I'm getting yelled at by my Dad, 🤣🤣🤣 Tim is the best.

  • @justinrogers746
    @justinrogers746 4 роки тому +6

    39:30 is the reasoned why we're all here; That's to see Ben lose his shit laughing at the funniest podcaster living.

  • @carboncopy2582
    @carboncopy2582 4 роки тому +3

    "We're All Gonna Die Tomorrow" is my favorite Tom Waits song.