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- Опубліковано 6 лис 2020
- Recorded Friday night, Tim describes the perfect celebrity cast for the Friendsgiving he's planning, the end of a Trump era (and what's to come), and breaks down a depressing dining experience in Echo Park.
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I love the set, simple and yet basic party bitch.
Littlebaby❤️
GAME TIME
Rogan: which is a great channel by the way, on UA-cam...
Tim: yes, it should be up another 24 hours, come check it out..
😂 😂😂🤔🤔✌️☘️☘️😂😂😂🤣🤣
Not this time idiot the gray state has us now ....in a year you'll be pricing out food and hiding from your neighbors.
His ranting is better than a lot of people's stand up specials.
Could Tim be the next Carlin?
So true. Unfiltered brilliance
@@alancantu2557 DUDE. I’ve been saying this too!
Chris D'Elia's 'No Pain' was terrible......I was in pain watching it
For real!
Jesus Christ. I haven’t laughed this hard... since his last podcast.
Yes or yes?
He hits me just right every time. Really turns my days around😂
Guys been killing it the past year. He’s grinding it out. Good on em
Shut up
“Facts”
If Tim dosnt get his own radio station in the next Grand Theft Auto then Rockstar is missing a huge opportunity
Real talk
Genius idea lol
Just non stop rantssssss
Awesome idea
Now this is a great idea
"Homeless? That's just life in the big city!" Official LA slogan for 2021, yes or yes!?
Sadly, yes 😭
New York and Chicago too. They have more homeless than Los Angeles.
Have you seen this clip of Tim Dillon making fun of Alex Jones?! Alex gets pissed! 😂 ua-cam.com/video/L5qynOa-mKo/v-deo.html
Yes!
Ben is the most 80s movie looking person I've ever seen that wasn't in a costume
Kinda looks like Jeff Dahmer.
I was getting 90's vibes
It's intentionally done
@@alexanderkvitrovn9828 def 90s
Really got that cia handler vibe goin
"He is dressed like divorced history teacher"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Zarathustra _ and maybe a few runs on a certain airplane helped ruin him too?
Colbert is pathetic 😂😂😂😂
Stephen Colbert literally looks like a priest that didn't have enough time to finish getting dressed
He and the overweight boy he was touching swapped shirts
@@fliptophiphop1894 Playing drressup without Podesta? That's not the Colbert I know.
Have you seen this clip of Tim Dillon making fun of Alex Jones?! Alex gets pissed! 😂 ua-cam.com/video/L5qynOa-mKo/v-deo.html 😆
Ben is essential to the show lmao.
100%
Yea, seeing as he comes up with a fair amount of Tim's talking points, he definitely is.
Ben jointly writes a good amount of the content with Tim before they record the podcast, he's also like a canary in the coal mine for Tim to see how well his jokes are landing
@Mr. Bum Tickler Ben jointly writes a good amount of the content with Tim before they record the podcast, he's also like a canary in the coal mine for Tim to see how well his jokes are landing
Definitely, without him tim would be talking to no one. You can observe by Tim's body language that he is using ben as the prop which represents a human
"He is a comedian. This is a comedian" - excellence
it was such a crazy watch... America is so fake, love how they waited till now to make that stepehen colbert shit
its like real life virtue signalling on the most USA scale of fake woke i care bullshit i have ever seen... this is how the rest of the world views the usa
@@sa.8208 as a non-US person it isn’t how we see *all* of you.
Have you seen this clip of Tim Dillon making fun of Alex Jones?! Alex gets pissed! 😂 ua-cam.com/video/L5qynOa-mKo/v-deo.html 😆
Colbert wearing black to mourn the death of his comedic sensibility.
Still? it has been at least 8 years..
@@ZeZeBatata69 Too bad, right? The guy was utterly hilarious.
I really don’t get why so many people on tv cried. It’s just so surreal.
@@saidsadly2400 Van Jones cried, I don't dislike him, but I did laugh.
More like his comedy career. His whole show for the past 4 years has been Trump.
"The Zoomer to Boomer Pipeline. Within a year you're going to forget what you used to believe in."
The fact that Ben survived this podcast in real time without choking to death or hyperventilating is absolutely incredible. We love you Ben
“We’re just trying to eat chocolate mousse in a parking lot without your horror.”
Brilliant.
ggnnnnnnaaaaaa duuuurrrrr
Did Ralph Lauren pull their sponsorship?
😂😂😂😂😂
I can here to ask where tf is the Ralph?
@@jeffgratton75 he's gotta make use of the $370 DXL t-shirts
I think this is a cry for help; ala #freebritney
Even Ralph needs some vacation in washing machine, them lard stains need to get off...
I still feel like Ben is being held there against his will. Tim just occasionally feeds him vape pens and hair gel to keep him sane.
I like how Tim`s Jaimie is on camera
Tim Dillon: the ONLY opinion I’ll respect in regards to this Presidential Election
😂😂 yep
Al Gore all over again?
What about your own? Haha
Yeah because regardless of what he says in public, his real opinion is that all of this political drama is just theatrics. Its the 21st century version of bread and circuses which have been meticulously manufactured with the sole purpose of keeping the public mind within the false reality they've built for us.
"How could the government be so dangerous, deceitful, and corrupt if they're openly fighting and debating about these things on tv! If they were all criminals then they wouldnt be talking about it, or fox/cnn wouldve told me by now! There are obviously good guys and bad guys which one are you voting for!".
AwakenWithJP is good too
Tim Dillon is the therapist we require weekly but the one we won’t admit to ourselves we need
I need Tim Dillon. Much Tim. More Dillon. Comedy now.
Most therapists don’t have a clue
"You dont have a president..
We barely have a country..
But we do have Merch"
Colbert was such a legend before. So sad watching him be unfunny on a dying platform
He’s that sad he’s making himself cry!
David Janssen Colbert sold out and got paid. Don’t feel sad just don’t watch ,Ike I don’t.
He’s a hack. Always has been.
It’s really creepy how much they have convinced themselves trump is hitler. My life barely changed under trump except for a great economy. People got themselves worked up over petty bullshit.
@@saidsadly2400 Trump is the worst fascist ever. No new wars, and he waited for state permission to deploy the national guard.
As bad as this year has been for people I’m sure we all love watching these podcasts and laughing with Tim. It’s been his year and he is absolutely killing it
Tim Dillon is the best thing about 2020
Absolutely 💯
@@areyoutheregoditsmedave without a doubt
I’m so happy I found him last year - he got me through this shit
@Will be ban soon And you're a perfect example of why they suck.
The George Floyd line is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
Absolute gold 💀💀💀
My inner thoughts have started to sound like Tim. I need help
My outer thoughts now sound like him... not good
better help
Tim is my John the Baptist preaching the coming apocalypse in the youtube wilderness
That's blasphemous.....
Tim is Jesus, Ray Kump is John the Baptist.
Aman💪💯
This is perfect.
He was literally "the voice of one crying in the desert". Except he didn't subsist on locusts and honey, he eats at a Corporate Steakhouse.
@@paulfroelich1024 Johnny Baptist would have eaten at a Corporate Steakhouse if they'd been around back then but those losers we'e a bunch of Philistines - yes or yes?
Ben laughing is one of the best parts of this podcast.
I agree and think that is why he has the job - Tim was like - who laughs the hardest at my shtick? Ben! He's now
the producer.
@@tripkendall Ben physically laughs how my brain laughs
It's so contagious and Ben seems like the coolest dude
And now he's dead. Cry face
@@show_me_your_kitties ? Context plz
"We're just trying to have chocolate mousse in a parking lot without YOUR horror!"
Tim’s life has lead him exactly where he’s supposed to be. Thriving in disaster.
Just realized Tim Dillon is essentially Aberforth, Dumbledore’s brother 😄
He understands and has been through the horror
I wrote Tim Dillon on my ballot.
Nice
A man with tastes
DILLON 2024
🇺🇲
or as vote counters in swing states read it: Joe Biden. Tim really would have won the whole thing.
Like a true patriot
The only podcast that I can get multiple listens of the same episode and not get bored.
"He's dressed like a divorced history teacher going out on the first date he's had in months."
“You want Donald Trump to fly Air Force one into the Freedom Tower? Gotta be honest not the worst idea.” Yooooo 🤣🤣🤣
“My dad drove a Navajo!! “ is my favorite line from Tim in 2020 thus far.
Tim's voice sounds quite raspy in this episode.
Almost like he was up late snorting cocaine while doing work for the election.
He's channeling his inner Alex lol
@@proguesswork Tim is the chosen one.
Luke Skywalker: blue milk
Tim Dillon: big bag of cheetos
Da three c's
Chain-smoking. It's been stressful. Haha
@riley ray And Cheetos.
"Immediately the Mâitre D was like 'oh good the trash pigs are here'" 😂😂😂😂 when he said his mom was goofy and wore a cat sweater I felt that 🤣🤣
This guy is like the crispr child of Doug Stanhope and Alex Jones.
Definitely influenced by both. His cadence and unhinged attitude is closer to Jones. The level of absurdity and flippancy is closer to Stanhope.
Tim J Dillon will never EVER concede that Joe Rogan's audience is bigger
Does Joe Rogan have the most successful podcast in LA? Didn’t think so
@@mattheagerty4864 it’s a joke
@@rehemazabibu7493 So is his reply.
@@AleKaiTheGreat thank you
Make no mistake Tim dillion is the king of la podcasts.
steven colbert looks like rachel maddow now
They all end up looking the same.
@yoyoyouuuu1 not openly at least. He has a wife and kids. He's also super Catholic. Not that means he can't be gay, just that he is
So I'm re-watching all UA-cam and patreon episodes from the beginning and I gotta say, there will never be anything as amazing as 2019-2021 Tim Dillon
been binging your shows night and day.. wont bore you with my sad story because you have made me belly laugh and smile and curse.. i cried on this one-though. I was just a little heartached hearing your slight pain but always always using it to lift us all back up and dust us back off as we all move on. GOD BLESS THIS MAN. Thank you for what you do. And may you machete your way through the rainforest and eat tons of chocolate and smoke the FUCK out of marbie lights
I will upgrade my $5 patreon to $20 if I see a picture of Candace Owens at Tim's Friendsgiving
Congrats to Raytheon Tech and Citigroup on winning every presidential election in the 21st century #FreeGhislaine
Could you explain a bit?
@@centurionl the joke is that hes alluding to the idea of the military industrial complex having a hand in the us elections. Trump got elected bc he was aggressive. Got elected, didnt start any wars. Biden was Obama's vp, obviously not against meaningless war: military supply industry want biden back in
Not going to lie I want to work for Raytheon when I graduate.
Am I a shill? No, worse. I’m an engineer. :/
@@s.h.723 You're a realist. Might as well be as comfortable as you can in the end times and try to enjoy a few meals at a corporate steakhouse.
@@soapshowdown4721Under Trump the US dropped a record number of bombs on Afghanistan
Tim's out here racking up fake children to go with his fake business.
Like a Neo-John Plainview.
Have you seen this clip of Tim Dillon making fun of Alex Jones?! Alex gets pissed! 😂 ua-cam.com/video/L5qynOa-mKo/v-deo.html
Getting obsessed with this guy....My new favourite podcast.great to see him on so many different podcasts lately..LEGEND
i fall asleep to this, weird dreams
“Keep it close to the vest”..... the best life advice. Ever
This man is single handedly consuming my nights.
You forgot to say (no homo) lol
Who knew that a podcast that is just the inner monologue of a mildly crazy person could be so successful.
Now that we done with the president can we now finally get back to who killed Epstein
trump lol
Lol or what the fuck is happening with jizzlane maxwell
Didn’t he knock himself?
Tim is so optimistic for our future 🤣 as if comedians will become funny and COVID will stop
Its already stopping, Biden supporters are having celebration rallies. Portland sent in the National Guard, its a miracle, Biden solved everything already.
@@ShatterNWO it'll probably continue that way once Biden’s in office.
Stimulus shit will get thru, covid narrative/stats won't be politicized as much, systemic racism won't be the hopelessly insurmountable obstacle that it has been, etc.. once any successes can be attributed to someone other than Trump.
@@blappichulo9015 They will be simultaneously playing down any Covid deaths under Biden and blaming it all on Trump. Trump had the super spreader rallies, but thankfully the BLM/antifa protests saved so many ppl from KKK murders to offset it. Nothing even bad happened at the non-riots and it was all the neo-nazi's fault.
@@ShatterNWO "sad"
@@ShatterNWO short term, at least it means less of the country will burn.
United States of China yes or yes
Yes
Tim’s rant about his life has earned my subscription. Not only did he make me laugh during that but he was also able to relate.
Tim being deep without even knowing it.
I love when tim starts ranting and yelling 😂💀
Most influential podcast right here folks. Never concede, Tim.
I feel like the producer here constantly chuckles at everything Tim says so he doesn’t whip him again. 😂
As he should
His name is Ben and he raised from the dead!
he's the whipping boi
@@feelsgoodmen3753 hey, we don’t call the help directly by name it’s degrading names only! Gotta keep em in line 😂😂
It drives me crazy. The knee slapping??? Ugh. Tim however, is a genius.
8:32 "These are comedians" rant 🤣
Nearly crashed my van absolutely belly laughing at 1:18:35 🤣😂
Tim Dillon’s Next Stand-Up Special Should Be Titled “SCATHING”
No it should be fake business
Yes or Yes
👍
“I used to have to do drugs and just go about my day”😂😂😂😂
I want to go to Tim’s anxiety producing, hellish Friendsgiving! 😍🤣😩
If Tim Dillon had a national late night show, we would come together again
My fake business is doing really well and helped me finally turn things around in 2020. Who new the worlds biggest podcaster was also a life coach.
knew*
Life in the big city
@@therealaaron8767 oof
@@covfefe-ry5vp does this mean your gonna close on that condo we talked about over the phone?
If you need a fake lobbyist, I'm your G̶u̶y̶ Non-binary**
tim dillon needs to make a skit about AOC's coming re-education camps, yes or yes?
Why? so he can be in the super-max division of the camp? Go along until Trump runs again in 2024. Repeat after me "There are no genders, there are no races, there is no antifa and the KKK did it."
Lolol yes this is the correct suggestion. Mr Fake Business Big Podcaster, make it happen!
@@ShatterNWO ua-cam.com/video/Xjhia8TsSpY/v-deo.html
Tim said he thinks AOC is done even though those types will be elevated to leaders of the party in the next 4 years... if they're not they threaten to primary Democrats to destroy the party. They can even remove AOCs district and she'll end up running for Senate.
I remember my mother was like, "You do better in school". And the door opened up and the gun right in her mouth and I kinda looked at her like, "What were you saying about school?"
The stuff this guy just riffs from the top of his head is better than anything a comedy writing staff has written in a room in a decade.
35:59 I was working heavy physical labour yesterday and listening to this pod through earphones. Digging and wheeling in sand from the street inside into a building for hours. Just me and some of the local neighbours passing by.
When this moment dropped I was shaking from laughing and had a Joker like grin on my face. People would smile from the distance cause they thought I was being super friendly but I was just trying to contain myself while listening to this nutter.
Tim Dillon-"let's upload at 11:00pm" it's standard fake business hours
Yes or yes?
looooooooooooooooooooolll "fly the air force one into the freedom tower" hahahahahahahahahahaha made my day thank you
I love when Tim goes into detail on food. You can tell thats not a normal relationship.
Him breaking down the next three years of my life was truly devastating .
The Tim Dillon show is my favorite podcast right now, Such an amazing guy and truly a blessing for these times of hardship 🖤
Ever since I found Tim , Idk what i'd do without him! Love you man and keep it up!!!! OH and NEVER CHANGE!
I’m freaking people out cracking up to this in the grocery store while doing my shopping. Much love from Cincinnati!
Watching this is like I'm getting yelled at by my Dad, 🤣🤣🤣 Tim is the best.
That's how I feel lol
“Zoomer to boomer pipeline” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've been saying forever that I wanted you guys to make a "Yes or Yes!" piece of merch. Looking forward to it
Love listening to your show every Sunday as I go about my morning. Raising the planetary vibration by making me laugh so much I'm radiating that good ass energy. And I don't know about everyone else, but one of my favorite parts of the show is Ben trying to keep from busting out laughing when Tim is on a roll and is crushing it. Y'all two make a good duo on the show. Appreciate ya speaking your mind -- and being so damn funny about it. Rock on brother, even though I know you'll never read this.
This is an all time podcast for The Great Tim Dillion. From the waitress, to the guest list of Friendsgiving, brilliance.
My favorite comedian of 2020! Hands down.
Tim Dillon, MVP of 2020.
He really pulled us thru this year
Truly, yes
Someone needs to make a last supper painting with Tim in the middle and exactly how he described his version of Friendsgiving
The funniest dude ever! My sides hurt from laughing 😂
I literally wait for every Saturday night for this podcast, keep it up, guys.
I work nights and some weekends.
Listening to Tim Dillon keeps me awake.
Same. This comment section is my friends now
"Well this is late night comedy" 🤣
Tim Dillions podcast is the only one that makes me Laugh out Loud in the middle of the night, with no regard for anyone sleeping lmao
The high pitch intonation! 😩🤣💀
SquEEEK!
I heard Meghan McCain used "I Voted" stickers for paisties...
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Wasn’t that Chelsea handler?
If you write Joe Biden on those stickers, it counts as a vote in Detroit and Philly.
super spreader
When she danced at her father's funeral
Tim Dillon has been compromised... by magic spoon.
I bet he liked it
And diabetes.
I had to walk out of the room at work because I was dying of laughter for seemingly no reason.
"We're All Gonna Die Tomorrow" is my favorite Tom Waits song.
2020 is almost over and the idea of Trump conceding by flying air force one into the freedom tower is the funniest thing I’ve heard all year 😂😂😂
Getting the switch back to nihilism is going to feel pretty good
"God is Dead!"
- Friedrich Nietzsche
Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism but as least it's an ethos!
I love how he keeps looking over at Ben in small increments while he rants lol
Tim is never disappointing with the consistency on unhinged content while still keeping it delivered in the most educated/articulate way... entertainment at its finest.
This one made me laugh so hard for so long that I was kicking the air and crying from joy and from the lack of oxygen in my brain
Ive been waiting all night for this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Except magic spoon... that’s essential.” 😂😂 you should make a beeping sound when you back-up that fast.
“My father worked at color tile! He worked at color tile?! Do you understand?!” 😭
been waiting for this show all effing day. drop it on them TD. been binge watching the pod an i see youre hilarious an thanks for the content
Simi secret playlist of Tim's appearances 🤫
He's my Brad Pitt/Edward Norton in Fight Club.
ua-cam.com/play/PLc_cXArusJxSCORhz0MwHzVBbwazHHwFK.html
I sold my soul to a Korean lady
I bought someone’s old black Soul from Korean motors
But did you get a good deal?
Watching ben Laugh makes me happy. When he's not out looking for the devil he has the best job in the world. Yes or yes?!