Вставка
- Опубліковано 6 бер 2020
- Video Sponsored by Ridge Wallet:
www.ridge.com/TIM
Use Code “TIM” for 10% off your order
Hotel Tonight, please sponsor the program. Tim explains how to treat the working class, talks the Corona Virus and even free style raps once again. It's all on this episode. Wuhan.
Bonus Episodes every week: / thetimdillonshow
Live Dates: timdilloncomedy.com/#shows
Merch: www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim...
Please Support Our Sponsors:
ridge.com/tim to get 10% off a ridge wallet!
bluechew.com/ use promo TIM.
Follow the show:
Tim J Dillon Twitter - / timjdillon
Tim J Dillon Instagram - / timjdillon
Tim Dillon Live Dates! timdilloncomedy.com/#shows
UA-cam Channel - / @timdillonshow
Ed McMahon - benavery33@gmail.com IG: benaveryisgood
#TheTimDillonShow - Комедії
Guys go get the ridge. Don't start. www.ridge.com/TIM
Also weekly bonus episodes are here: www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow
poultry are known to harbor streptococcal ...
Tim ill never go to the ridge the bread twisty tie still holds up
27:00 Constituency
If you're not going to a big venue in upstate NY you should always go to saratoga springs rather than albany.
Edit: comedy works
Demographic!
Literally going backwards thru the Tim Dillon anthology lmao this is all gold
Hell yeah. Tim should play the next joker yes or Yes!?
Same I came across his ridge wallet rap best part of going down the rabbit hole
Same..
Same. Been watching Tim in reverse for the past 3months or so Tim Dillon is GOD
I’m working my way through them right now and just got to your comment 👍😂
Best thing about Joe Rogan is that he introduced me to Dillon. How this channel has only 50 thousand subs even Einstein can't explain'
You misspelled Epstein.
@@wannagetdown9702 lol
he seems to go too dark to take off quickly but that's part of his charm
If I remember correctly, I think it had only about 17k when he went on Rogan.
Me too
I love how humble and quiet Tim is
😂😂😂😂😂
Tim is lowkey the best comedian on the planet currently.
Sephtar I say this weekly
If low-key did cocaine and drank bangs 💀
HIGH KEY, BRA
HANDS DOWN
*cough* *cough* WUHAN
Where's the merch
“I didn’t get the corona virus, but I got strep throat”
.......Life in the big city
C G eating booty
‘Life is too short not to be hateful’ 😂😂. No truer words have ever been spoken TJD
I nearly spat coffee all over my computer when he said that hahaha! Quote of the day haha! XD
Reminds me of the Doug Stanhope line, "If someone is a cunt to you, hold it in your heart for the rest of your life"
@@spewnz69 fuck that shit put a curse on their ass and let the demons do the work
When that sick ridge wallet beat dropped. Instant classic. The towers are still there. It was a hologram.
That first verse had me dying. Fire.
just stop it, jussie smollet
the white genocide in S.A. bit 😂
The towers are still there.
Never thought a big gay former tap dancer would be the person I go to to make sense of the world but here we are and I’m all about it
U forgot ex child actor! Lol!
Jroc!
Boogie woogie bugle boy
Tim just finished his shift at Staples.
I thought he worked at Chili's
Target
Circuit city
@@mikesmith406 This is an old podcast. Why? What are you doing with your life?
@@Cuyt24 new to me
Tim Dillon speaks; you listen. It's that simple.
🍷🍺🚬
it’s just what it is
Yes or yes
“Garlic Monkey “ is my new favorite racial slur
That freestyle is the best moment of Tim Dillon’s podcast history
Your distaste for the left and right in unison and yet understanding that both have valid ideals and intelligent representatives and thinkers is why I love you so much Tim. So many other podcasters and comedians and entertainers claim to think the same way, and yet cannot lose their biases one way or another. Im glad you don't openly choose a side, directly after saying how you think both are mostly full of shit. People forget you dont have to play a game if both teams aren't supporting your beliefs.
B-but filthy centrists!!! If you’re not an ally you’re an enemy!! Raaaaaaahhh
Go away
That’s every person who doesn’t subscribe to identity politics. Ppl are so all in to the left or right that they lack any sort of nuance.
I’d say Tim leans right, as the left has gone mental
@@chandlerwhalen7782 I'd say we probably dont really have any substantive way to know which side of the line hes stepping over, I dont think he ever really let's on to his own opinions in a serious way on podcasts or in his standup. He acts serious sometimes and makes some really good arguments, and if we're basing it on those moments I'd agree with you that he seems to lean slightly right but I doubt he's ever really turning it off when he's on camera and speaking openly from his own ideals. That's why he stands out so much from his peers in comedy, even when he's seemingly dropping the veil and giving a convincingly honest view into his personal political disposition it's still a joke the majority of people think isn't a joke and the few who get it are laughing so hard they can't breathe.
i love how ben just sits there quietly laughing his ass off
I love when they turn on each other, radical vs rational
Best job in the world.
@@M2xim easiest for sure. but now he's left the job 😢
@@kr50401 For real? When? Why?! I'm a couple of episode late since i prefer binge watching them so i missed this. 😮
That Ridge Rap cured my pancreatic cancer
Those bars were pure heat
Shit slaps
Jussie Smolette
How are you now?
This is the perfect podcast if you’re coming down from a heavy acid trip 👌 10/10 recommend
I worry about you, guy.
Lol you’re right dude
@@evanboyer5928 I worry about you Evan... You've probably never had a religious experience while playing with toilet paper.
Evan sleeps
No...
The story about his friend’s mom. He can make a dark, tragic thing funny but still let you know that he truly cares about that person/situation. Amazing human
Tim Dillon is my spirit animal.
I had a delusional drug induced thought about Tim being my Puerto Rican Santeria Grandmother.
I'm here listening again. Tim is 20 years younger than me yet expresses my worldview perfectly in a way I never could.
Ben : “ I have a beat prepared. “
This made my day. Fuck the time change!
33:39
Pandemic in the big city.
Way off-topic, but Tim and Ben have great hair.
Fat guys either have horrible hair or great hair. It's usually the former
During the raise and downfall of ancient Greek culture, The Master sculptors depicted great hair on their marble sculptures 💇🏼♀️💁🏼♀️
"Life in the Big City...." 🍷🍺🚬
Like wheat fields on a breezy summer day
MANSCAPED! YES OR YES!?
@@randylahey5463 There's nothing hotter that a fat, bald, hairy, sweaty man. 😆
That free style off the dome was IMPRESSIVE
I grew up with a mother who would put the service industry through all kinds of hell.. it’s one of the things I respected about her.’
-Tim Dillon 1:04:05
🤣
Dude just fires on all cylinders at all times it’s incredible
Tim the best comedian out here. Epstein castle bit will be legendary forever.
Fukin absolutely!!
Definitely the best comedian, by far, but that doesn't give tim a free pass, strep throat?! More like invaded by a giant cock
Which one is that?? Where he dresses up like the temple??
@@brendanrogers8195 leave the comedy to Tim
Tim helps me a lot with anger management. Not in the traditional way. He helps me understand WHY my angers are okay. Thank you Tim
“Life is too short to not be hateful.”
"I can still smell the bodies burning, cough cough wuhan" sweet jesus
Timmy talking about loving hotels because you hate your home hit too close😥
Yup!
he said "I like hotels because i hate my life!" which hits levels of closeness i didnt even thougth possible
I’ve been going backwards through Tim’s old episodes during work and I must say that ridge wallet should be paying him a billion dollars for these ads. That was probably the funniest segment of the whole show and it was literally for an ad read. No one does comedy like Tim and any sponsor that doesn’t let him go free flow is losing out on millions possibly billions of dollars.
By far the most re-listenable podcast out there
"Its hard to swallow" - Timmy Trashcan
"A rehearsal for the Big One"
We need you to make us laugh in times when the main stream media is trying to make you afraid to be alive
I work 6 days a week, the Tim Dillon show is the highlight of my week. Keep up the good work dude. Hope to catch you live in DC if you come around.
He is like your brutally honest friend who will always tell you the truth but also says fuck it and still wants you to have a good time.
I can't imagine tim in DC, I think he'd get epsteined
33:35 🔥
@3:37
Tim's mind is so quick that he disarms his critics while making a surprisingly deep point.
Evan Fields best part
Tim summoning his inner kool aid man
I was just thinking, "I need some Tim Dillon in my life'!
Tim Dillon should play chris farley in a biopic and win an oscaar just to be ironic
Farley was barely funny.
Here I am, high on coke and Percocet, doing fake business on Christmas, sitting in my stunning estate with Tim Dillon on in the background.
2020 what a trip. 🤙🏻
Life in the big city
Life in the big city
I found Tim Dylan years ago on Rogan and I haven’t gone back to Rogan
Who is he?
"Life is too short to not be hateful"... words to live by
Rip Ben. We love and miss you.
Watching this coked up in Greece at 8am, seriously
Stay safe and Listen to Mr.Panos ua-cam.com/video/lCrJMEazegY/v-deo.html
Love doing coke and having Tim on in the background.
Oh I believe you.
Who does coke when there’s meth tho. Like grow up ya know
Lets hang out. I want that blue ass water and olive oil too.
I haven’t laughed at anyone as much as Tim in years. Best comedian working right now.
That bit about Republicans and abortion and that bit about doing an ad for the wallet as Joe Biden 😂😂😂🤣 Tim Dillon is the best comedian currently!!
Tim Dillons adds are better than most of the premium content out there.
Tim's rapping was the best ad I've ever seen.
March 2020 was such an innocent time
"Who votes for Bloomberg?!?!" ...."Not on my darkest blackest day"
This podcast deserves a fucking award. And the ad reads almost make me kinda want to think about buying something from whatever he's reading.
Tim Dillon = white Patrice
Not yet.
Diabetes is about all they have in common
Lance Goodthrust if that’s true I’d like Patrice more but he was just far meaner & crueler in a way I didn’t respect. I have no doubt in my mind Patrice would think less of me due to my skin pigmentation. Maybe if Patrice had a few psychedelic experiences like Timmy he would’ve wisened up about some things. Tims IQ is double no doubt. Actually Patrice sucks. This comment sucks. You suck. Except for your name
They both riff good.
It's Sunday at midnight people!!!
Yeaaa Yuhhhh
Tim "a slice of tomato will change your life"
Me who will die if I eat to big of a slice of tomato"damn hes not wrong"
' constituents '
Component
The fact that this dude can just drop bars in seconds on top of everything else he dose is awesome 😂
This podcast is the highlight of my week. Life in the big city.
right on time..
right on Tim!
tight on rhyme..
tight on rim!
It’s 4 am and this is great!!!
This might be the best one ive heard so far. That rap. Omg..
Guynext to Tim has the best job ever.
Tim dillon needs a friggin restaurant reviewer channel. On scene. In person. Live.
Ppl say Bobby Lee has the greatest ads. Yeah no.
Bobby Lee has the greatest nothing. Even his hair is hack Theo Von now
cumtown has the best ad reads
"THAT ain't a virus... THIS is a virus!" -Saul Alinsky
Anyone else hear choppers in the distance?
Ridge Wallet Rap needs to be on Spotify.
Chillon with Tim Dillon
Omfg finally these are video!! I'll actually listen and watch all episodes now! Thanks Tim for finally putting a camera up in the modern era!
Where u been?
@@CH-ml4rz under a rock
"Hi, am I in the wrong room?" 💀
I’m saving this. Greatest episode. So funny
I got one of those Ridge wallets, they're really good. Now if I could only get some of those Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon.
I love ben laughing his ass off
The towers are still there. Killing me
usually ppl skip ads fun to see the most replayed part is tims ads lmao
Tim you are the best comedian out there.
33:41 Literally gave me LIFE!!!!! LOL
The towers. Are. Still. THERE 😂😂😂😂😂
2020 is the year I start complaining at every restraunt I go to, tim is right
I usually skip through ads on podcasts; I don’t on yours.
33:35 ridge wallet rap/best thing ever
Love Tim’s wisdom in this!!!!
The suite life of two twinks on a boat.... lmao subbed
Thank you timy insightful as always
Demographic is the word
These two are like the modern day Penn and Teller
Mr tim reallyyy is in our twisted weird times, a weird great philosopher and great mind of our times 😂😂😂🎉
amazing as always
Tim please dont stop making content. Im starting to move bags, so im hoppin on the pateron poddy waddy train. 1st class ticket to the *big city*
I really reallllly miss chris farley and this makes me oh so happy
You were 3 seconds late posting the episode chucklenuts
brilliant episode
The guy laughing next to Tim Dillon is a whole-ass mood 😂 Fucking same! I wouldn’t be able to contain myself next to Tim Dillon. He’s a belly turner !
Came across this show recently and had been kicking around the idea of subscribing, Sliced tomatoes… you got me sir. (Salt and Pep)
33:35 beat 37:00 hotels 59:25 coughing
In a red roof inn typed in tim Dillon hotels and came across this 😂 very fitting
"Life is too short to not be hateful" lolol
Love this episode
33:42 Tim's rap on the Ridge wallet 😂
“I’m bleeding”
“Yass queen!”
Lol. Half my patient interactions.
That impression of Ray kump in ridiculous situations always kills me. Best recurring joke
Great podcast