Joey Diaz | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

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  • @enc69
    @enc69 6 місяців тому +3185

    “THERES SOMEONE STUCK UNDER A BRIDGE RIGHT NOW, SOMEONE WITH A SIZE 11 FOOT IN AN 8.5 SHOE” 🤣😭 Theo’s Jelly Roll impression had Joey laughing so damn hard lmao

    • @GandyGreenD7
      @GandyGreenD7 6 місяців тому +46

      Sounds crazy but it also doesn’t😂

    • @ericasmith2397
      @ericasmith2397 6 місяців тому +38

      Same ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @gerrysandoval6204
      @gerrysandoval6204 6 місяців тому +14

      @@GandyGreenD7wwe 😊😮

    • @Eldood1000
      @Eldood1000 6 місяців тому +13

      ive never heard joey laugh so hard

    • @Jacobtheunwise
      @Jacobtheunwise 6 місяців тому +21

      ​@Cee.ONE8it's like the first sentence Theo says lol

  • @evanvalenti5051
    @evanvalenti5051 6 місяців тому +6034

    Theo and Joey's old Church of What's Happening Now podcasts are iconic.

    • @Eblis840
      @Eblis840 6 місяців тому +535

      The real Nicars still remember 🙏

    • @jackdot708
      @jackdot708 6 місяців тому +470

      The one where their on shrooms and lee thinks the mic making a noise but it was him 😂😂😂

    • @devinmartin8344
      @devinmartin8344 6 місяців тому +135

      Tremendous

    • @mattscholl4137
      @mattscholl4137 6 місяців тому +28

      Ain’t nuthin better

    • @christopher673
      @christopher673 6 місяців тому +57

      Listened so many times! Love them

  • @antoniohoward8529
    @antoniohoward8529 6 місяців тому +1473

    “He tried to feel on my leg when he was giving me a ride home….if I wasn’t a little brave I would’ve been gay bruh” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @philobetto5106
      @philobetto5106 6 місяців тому +20

      Hence the podcast table he salvaged from the USS Enterprise on the set of
      Star Trek

    • @erik_sebastian_bodotter
      @erik_sebastian_bodotter 6 місяців тому


      🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @highraven8891
      @highraven8891 6 місяців тому +6

      Lmao

    • @changotv5847
      @changotv5847 6 місяців тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @natashagambrel5872
      @natashagambrel5872 6 місяців тому +7

      Had me cracking plum up between the jellyroll start & that comment I was rollin!

  • @MaxBurnt
    @MaxBurnt 5 місяців тому +410

    The dude saying "woooo" when Joey let him out of the bathroom after 7 hours being locked in. Funniest shit I've heard in a minute

    • @Alex-cm9dd
      @Alex-cm9dd 5 місяців тому +1

      Ikr 😂😂😂

    • @rorygervin5160
      @rorygervin5160 4 місяці тому +6

      What time is that cant find it at all

    • @ralleks
      @ralleks 4 місяці тому

      ​@@rorygervin516037:30

    • @jstn_9671
      @jstn_9671 4 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Jankkkkk
      @Jankkkkk 4 місяці тому

      @@rorygervin516036:20

  • @citiboiroi
    @citiboiroi 6 місяців тому +1596

    Joey Diaz is endless. Theo Von deserves his own GTA radio station.

    • @JhoferGamer
      @JhoferGamer 6 місяців тому +15

      agreed

    • @tyler9033
      @tyler9033 6 місяців тому +57

      Bro. Listening to the podcast in the car while the boys ripping off a casino. Someone needs to get ahold of rockstar

    • @motokid413
      @motokid413 6 місяців тому +28

      He is going to get one. (don't ask how i know)

    • @gweed.
      @gweed. 6 місяців тому +8

      @@motokid413so is jre

    • @HeatStrokeGolf_
      @HeatStrokeGolf_ 6 місяців тому +2

      I think he already does have his own

  • @FD_077
    @FD_077 6 місяців тому +2233

    “I don’t wanna say the dude was gay but everybody knew he was gay and he knew he was gay” fucking classic theo 😂😂😂

    • @krippkeeper
      @krippkeeper 6 місяців тому

      Soma and Vicodin was the stuff back in the day. Giving your driver or whoever was around a few pills was so common. It's toxic AF to push to push drugs on everyone, but it was just the thing 20 years ago.

    • @Aidantodd_
      @Aidantodd_ 6 місяців тому +15

      😂

    • @lJONNYDOOMl
      @lJONNYDOOMl 6 місяців тому +16

      29:18

    • @voice_of_a_little_lady
      @voice_of_a_little_lady 6 місяців тому +13

      His love of discussing gay dudes (I clocked at least 3 stories/mentions this ep.) is interesting...

    • @MartiniGTGP
      @MartiniGTGP 6 місяців тому

      @@voice_of_a_little_ladyyou ever talk to em? They are interesting.

  • @JohnnyChimpo907
    @JohnnyChimpo907 6 місяців тому +1036

    “You could OD on the sunset there… It’s a beautiful area.” 😂😂😂

    • @cuntinue
      @cuntinue 6 місяців тому

      Disk frisky

    • @CreatureVision
      @CreatureVision 6 місяців тому +39

      theo is the undisputed king of offhand comments 😂😂

    • @njack9555
      @njack9555 6 місяців тому +1

      where were they implying too i havnt caught the ep yet . will tmro…

    • @kellyj7171
      @kellyj7171 6 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Paralelepifart
      @Paralelepifart 6 місяців тому +2

      Thats not even funny tho

  • @davewagenheim
    @davewagenheim 5 місяців тому +219

    “Can’t let him pet a small animal for too long. That shit will escalate.” Theo is a damn poet. I love his Theoisms.

    • @EIGHTBITPUNK
      @EIGHTBITPUNK 4 місяці тому +2

      Theo's theory of everything that is funny

  • @Matthew-Godsgift
    @Matthew-Godsgift 6 місяців тому +742

    When I see I diabetic foot in a restaurant, I'm out - Joey Diaz

    • @heatherelyse4444
      @heatherelyse4444 6 місяців тому +12

      I absolutely love Joey's voice. He's an awesome story teller and he brings out such a good side of Theo. Just laughing. 😆

    • @JohnSmith-bw6pv
      @JohnSmith-bw6pv 6 місяців тому

      @@heatherelyse4444 Guy is a unfunny bullshitter..

    • @ItsReplayBro
      @ItsReplayBro 6 місяців тому +5

      I saw one at the Kroger by me. It looked like a lopsided football on a leg that had been left in the swamp for the summer.

    • @dave5669
      @dave5669 6 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @breakfastattiffanys741
      @breakfastattiffanys741 5 місяців тому +3

      Noway I have an appetite after seeing that shit 😂

  • @RomeNY212
    @RomeNY212 6 місяців тому +395

    39:35 "Like he was healthy enough, he could enjoy Christmas and shit" classic Theo Von line 😂

    • @Bears84
      @Bears84 6 місяців тому +22

      It's strange how under appreciated Theo is as a comic. His brain is wired differently...

    • @Potatisem
      @Potatisem 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@@Bears84 He's not underappreciated.

    • @Bears84
      @Bears84 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Potatisem By you.

    • @Bears84
      @Bears84 5 місяців тому

      @@Potatisem By you. Tit.

    • @AustinHebrew
      @AustinHebrew 5 місяців тому +2

      Made me lmao

  • @Tylersnotyours
    @Tylersnotyours 6 місяців тому +1216

    As crazy as it sounds Joey gives me a hard reset on my outlook on life every time I hear him

    • @allenblackmer9583
      @allenblackmer9583 6 місяців тому +48

      Feel this bro

    • @buddywireless9371
      @buddywireless9371 6 місяців тому +60

      Not crazy at all man he’s a wise genuine brother and you said it perfectly for real!

    • @thirdeyesharp3213
      @thirdeyesharp3213 6 місяців тому +56

      100% especially the part about how bad the internet is for mental health

    • @coop3195
      @coop3195 6 місяців тому +23

      Crazy outlooks. Dude blames heart problems on covid instead of coke😂

    • @TronBonneVonne
      @TronBonneVonne 6 місяців тому +27

      ​@@coop3195to be fair, he's right about certain cases. Might not be his own case, but covid can do that.

  • @Nutmeg1960
    @Nutmeg1960 6 місяців тому +89

    Joey is looking so good - healthy, happy, sharp and makes us laugh our azz off. Miss him - this was good for my soul.

  • @RobsRemixes
    @RobsRemixes 6 місяців тому +267

    28:15 I almost died when he said “is it a Japanese guy” despite having no clue who Joey was even talking about 🤣

    • @dru526
      @dru526 6 місяців тому +28

      It’s seemed like he said it because he said the guy disappeared, I took it as Theo asking if the guy was a ninja lmao

    • @changotv5847
      @changotv5847 6 місяців тому +6

      ​@@dru526 haha i never caught that 😂

    • @IAMDENNIS_24
      @IAMDENNIS_24 6 місяців тому +11

      Joeys face expression after Theo said that cause he was way off 😂

    • @CommanderOfLight
      @CommanderOfLight 6 місяців тому +4

      I feel like he was insinuating Bobby Lee 😂

  • @JHW773
    @JHW773 6 місяців тому +1468

    Amazing to see Uncle Joey laughing his ass off immediately to open the show 😂😂 boy I needed this one today, it’s been rough but we living baby!

    • @SSALI29
      @SSALI29 6 місяців тому +40

      Gang gang baby!!!

    • @sercul4485
      @sercul4485 6 місяців тому +21

      I’m on this page too brother, let’s get it!

    • @IAmGrimReefer
      @IAmGrimReefer 6 місяців тому

      Pick yourself up by your bootstraps C*cksucka!!!! You got this brotha! ❤

    • @buegson4209
      @buegson4209 6 місяців тому +13

      Gang gang boi

    • @IceKoldKilla
      @IceKoldKilla 6 місяців тому +51

      Hang in there brother. Tough times come to us all even if it doesn't seem like it. That's life. People hide it as we don't wanna talk about it or show weakness to the world but trust me, everyone has issues. So stay strong. You'll be alright. No matter how bad shit gets, life always swings back the other way. I've lost tons of family in recent years. My only parent too. All by age 28. But we're here, surviving.
      Think about it. You survived 100% of the time so far. You haven't been taken down yet. You got a flawless record of getting to the other side. So keep going. This goes for anyone else that needs this too!

  • @changotv5847
    @changotv5847 6 місяців тому +265

    "Illegal immigrants, with only 90 singing lessons, you can get an American music award, too! " that had me dying 😂

    • @cuntinue
      @cuntinue 6 місяців тому

      Crichton unseen

    • @joanmikeska8484
      @joanmikeska8484 6 місяців тому +5

      It was hysterical, and with probably less than 90 they could, too! If they had natural ability then we aren’t picky.

    • @agustinetchegoyhen8875
      @agustinetchegoyhen8875 6 місяців тому

      time stamp!!!!???

    • @joanmikeska8484
      @joanmikeska8484 6 місяців тому +3

      @@agustinetchegoyhen8875 It was right after the intro song maybe 3 minutes in, and the last thing Theo said about Jellyroll. After he said “I was a maitre d at a Macaroni Grill”.

    • @changotv5847
      @changotv5847 6 місяців тому +2

      ​Oh its at @3:22 lol

  • @brandonlowentrout5981
    @brandonlowentrout5981 5 місяців тому +51

    “They’ll re-caulk your living room” almost made me spit take😂

  • @FSUBrando
    @FSUBrando 6 місяців тому +542

    Jelly Roll impression already has me rolling 😂

    • @EnthusiasticIcyComet-yq2bv
      @EnthusiasticIcyComet-yq2bv 6 місяців тому +4

      Yes. The hillbilly gangster trap rapper turned pg13 country music sensation. Jelly Role Play ▶️

    • @DoylesDigs
      @DoylesDigs 6 місяців тому +7

      Shit cracked me up 🤣🤣

    • @RabidNewts
      @RabidNewts 6 місяців тому

      Okay? So what, the dude can’t change? He turned away from the hillbilly trap shit before he blew up in fame.@@EnthusiasticIcyComet-yq2bv.

    • @LaughAlotVlogs
      @LaughAlotVlogs 6 місяців тому +7

      ROLLing

    • @gerrysandoval6204
      @gerrysandoval6204 6 місяців тому

      @@EnthusiasticIcyComet-yq2bvr
      He

  • @terrencewiese6537
    @terrencewiese6537 6 місяців тому +665

    "Just poor pill management " 😂 Theo is the G.O.A.T

    • @thegratefulwooks
      @thegratefulwooks 6 місяців тому +9

      Dude this had me dying 🤣🤣💀💀

    • @kane2440
      @kane2440 6 місяців тому +1

      he is a hardcore christian aint he?

    • @jakewalksinabar
      @jakewalksinabar 6 місяців тому +1

      I’m naming my next song that

    • @mrgonzo2139
      @mrgonzo2139 6 місяців тому +4

      @@kane2440random question lol but nah he’s never said what religion his in. So he can’t be that hardcore if he is

    • @status0
      @status0 6 місяців тому +1

      @@jakewalksinabar Nah fr Thats a good song title "poor pill management" I might do it too at least for a beat lmaooo

  • @Owensti
    @Owensti 6 місяців тому +647

    Lost it in when Theo called Lee a “Walkie-Talkie” 😂

  • @markcolter8397
    @markcolter8397 4 місяці тому +55

    Theo von and Joey Diaz my name is Mark i had a dope addiction of 30 years I am currently 43 and have bin sober over a year and have bin work on it for almost 4 years and my life was getting to a point that I couldn't see staying sober because I didn't see any light at end of the tunnel but listening to you 2 and many others like you guys guys and I just want to thank you for helping me through these hard times and making me laugh with how much I relate to the story's and I am currently getting ready to share my story and truth is seeing and hearing your guys is giving me what I need to dig deep thanks brothers for helping pave the way for the rest of us

    • @Firstthunder
      @Firstthunder 4 місяці тому +2

      Mark, you are rad brother!!!

    • @Terp311
      @Terp311 4 місяці тому +1

      Ok

    • @awn18
      @awn18 4 місяці тому

      Good luck bruv, you got this

    • @BallietBran
      @BallietBran 3 місяці тому +2

      Congrats on your sobriety! I'm sober too and I know how tough it can be, some days more so than others. Best thing I'd recommend is to have a solid support group of sober people. They can help build you up when you're feeling down and want to relapse like we all get sometimes. You got this!

    • @OneOfTheUnknown
      @OneOfTheUnknown 2 місяці тому +1

      Nothing is more important, or beautiful than a persons transformation in recovery. It's absolutely unbelievable. Keep telling people your story, you will inspire others. Podcasts are my 12 step too brother. Keep rising higher, thousand blessings to you and your family

  • @pierrevalentino5250
    @pierrevalentino5250 6 місяців тому +1003

    Need a movie with these 2 where Joey is a kingpin dealer & Theo is the autistic cousin who just got outta jail & is being shown the ropes

    • @MarkAranita
      @MarkAranita 6 місяців тому +19

      Not trying to (rat) on your parade but your idea of autism please explain if you know what it is?

    • @nevergiveup9321
      @nevergiveup9321 6 місяців тому +20

      Write the script!😂

    • @nevergiveup9321
      @nevergiveup9321 6 місяців тому +9

      Write the script!

    • @cuntinue
      @cuntinue 6 місяців тому

      Faithful

    • @shy404usernotfound
      @shy404usernotfound 6 місяців тому

      Tim Dillon is the gay, super rich, corrupt mayor of the city who dramatically causes shady shenanigans to happen and Tucker Carlson is the far right Police chief who's trying to figure it out who's, who, what's going on and determined to bring the whole thing down.

  • @diaryoffaith
    @diaryoffaith 6 місяців тому +388

    A two-hour conversation between two of the most genuine fellas here on this earth.
    Some top tier content

  • @johndelgado3496
    @johndelgado3496 6 місяців тому +172

    “I felt like a fuckin taquito leaving outta there I was cooked bruh” 😂

  • @solodolo91x
    @solodolo91x 4 місяці тому +30

    Bruh Joey’s “forget about it” was so satisfying 😂😂

  • @MrDillon2029
    @MrDillon2029 6 місяців тому +283

    Dude Joey would be such a good friend to have man. Him telling Theo “yeah man I’ll take you to the jj park and we can go eat”and just starts making plans 😂 I love it

    • @S1X_Bucks
      @S1X_Bucks 6 місяців тому +18

      And then you see Theos Instagram story of him at the park. Shows you Joey isn't just talk.

    • @MrDillon2029
      @MrDillon2029 6 місяців тому +1

      @@S1X_Bucks exactly he’s really a d genuine dude and good at heart

    • @lazylion420
      @lazylion420 6 місяців тому +2

      yeah if you're not one of the many women he's assaulted or one of the numerous comics he's made death threats against, then I guess Joey would be a good friend 🙄

    • @MrDillon2029
      @MrDillon2029 6 місяців тому +15

      @@lazylion420 lmao and where did you hear all that? UA-cam? Social media? And lemme guess some woman said it? Im sure they did tryna get on joeys money… Prove or it didn’t happen. Him and Theo going to jj park. That did happen. Say what you want about him but you know, I know, the American ppl know, that those women voluntarily would do dirty things hoping their gonna get the bag 😂 and when joeys tells them to fuck off he’s the bad guy?

    • @lazylion420
      @lazylion420 6 місяців тому

      ignorance really is bliss

  • @ghoulbladee
    @ghoulbladee 6 місяців тому +280

    Joey: “what’s that one place with the chocolate fountain?”
    Theo: “Memphis?” 💀

  • @Pooz30
    @Pooz30 6 місяців тому +143

    “Can’t let ‘em pet an animal for too long brother, that shit’ll escalate”

  • @KA-cm3nv
    @KA-cm3nv 6 місяців тому +32

    “You could OD on the sunset there it’s a beautiful place” bruh 😂😂😂😂

  • @manahmed7
    @manahmed7 6 місяців тому +253

    14:52 "I put a nicotine gum, that mf was running around my street w nicotine in him" lmfao

    • @kimberkan
      @kimberkan 6 місяців тому +14

      didnt see that mf for a week 😂

  • @samuelcox1622
    @samuelcox1622 6 місяців тому +167

    Man joey talking about the old guy Johnny at the bar and giving him coke and seeing him shadow boxing on the bridge hours later is fucking gold

    • @7HEREALDON
      @7HEREALDON 6 місяців тому +22

      Hilarious bro, locking him in the bathroom for almost all day and then showing him the cuban egg roll 🤣

    • @samuelcox1622
      @samuelcox1622 6 місяців тому +16

      @@7HEREALDON LOL "wow!"

    • @7HEREALDON
      @7HEREALDON 6 місяців тому +6

      @@samuelcox1622 I couldn't breathe when I watched the first time brotha 🤣 you can't make these stories up 😭

    • @PodiCuts.Channel
      @PodiCuts.Channel 6 місяців тому +1

      Time stamp?!

    • @samuelcox1622
      @samuelcox1622 6 місяців тому +4

      36:20

  • @thenamelessone123
    @thenamelessone123 6 місяців тому +91

    'He could enjoy Christmas and his mouth was always wet' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Hialeah1925
    @Hialeah1925 6 місяців тому +15

    “Oh yeah… and he had the coke bottle or whatever.” 😂😂😂 Theo was thinking of the bushman from the “The Gods must be crazy.”

  • @gK92
    @gK92 6 місяців тому +134

    There’s so much love between these two. This needs to happen more often.

    • @cuntinue
      @cuntinue 6 місяців тому

      Saudi dervish

    • @cuntinue
      @cuntinue 6 місяців тому

      Feisty Fahim

  • @cwbintn8949
    @cwbintn8949 6 місяців тому +145

    “Salmon
    Gay watermelon
    Black pudding
    Special pickles
    Reeboks”
    What kind of buffets did Theo eat at? Lol

  • @JesusChristisKing94
    @JesusChristisKing94 6 місяців тому +79

    “He has no more flies on his neck”
    Talking about Lee😂😂😂😂😂😂 had me dying with one minute left of the video!

  • @donaldhurst9241
    @donaldhurst9241 5 місяців тому +8

    Joey is settling down,and is still more badass than 90 percent of the population.

  • @kevinstrahla7137
    @kevinstrahla7137 6 місяців тому +192

    Joey stoned, mouth open and not blinking for hours straight was the best part of ufc 302

    • @fubey8x
      @fubey8x 6 місяців тому +2

      have a clip? didnt catch it

    • @Guitarsandpaint
      @Guitarsandpaint 6 місяців тому +1

      Dude. Hahaha

    • @somnium7588
      @somnium7588 6 місяців тому +2

      @@fubey8xlast 15 seconds of round 2 of Islam Dustin

    • @mojojojo6400
      @mojojojo6400 6 місяців тому

      The only stars that he saw weren't even the ones that were around him. They were the ones that he got high on.

  • @Tylersnotyours
    @Tylersnotyours 6 місяців тому +792

    Hearing a 60+ year old man say he misses his mother really hits me hard

    • @metalmanny666
      @metalmanny666 6 місяців тому +3

      Timestamp?

    • @Kid_Ikaris
      @Kid_Ikaris 6 місяців тому +16

      Cause you miss your mom or cause you know that day will come?

    • @ElectricGigalo
      @ElectricGigalo 6 місяців тому +13

      ​@@metalmanny666 1:57:32

    • @metalmanny666
      @metalmanny666 6 місяців тому +4

      @@ElectricGigalo thank you bruv

    • @Hzmtfc
      @Hzmtfc 6 місяців тому +48

      You only have one mom and no matter what she loves you. I lost my mom this year and I can tell you I’m a grown man and I truly miss my mom. So I know how Joey feels

  • @kylemichel3006
    @kylemichel3006 6 місяців тому +123

    Joey spot on with todays society since the pandemic.
    Its never been the same.

    • @nr1NPC
      @nr1NPC 5 місяців тому

      Nah it was f-cked before that

  • @wellyesbutactuallyno8959
    @wellyesbutactuallyno8959 6 місяців тому +20

    "poor pill management" took me out😂

  • @max77865
    @max77865 6 місяців тому +357

    Seeing Theo and Joey having fun at UFC 302 made me happy

    • @TrollHunterxXx
      @TrollHunterxXx 6 місяців тому +4

      It was great

    • @venus334
      @venus334 6 місяців тому +5

      Absolutely Tremendous!

    • @idkdrew
      @idkdrew 6 місяців тому +1

      Got hyped seeing Uncle Joey on crowd cam

  • @karlamathes5052
    @karlamathes5052 6 місяців тому +68

    I love that this whole interview was just them laughing and recalling old times. Not looking stuff up on social media or internet. I’m with Joey- a good book and a Dr Pepper.

  • @danieljuarez29
    @danieljuarez29 6 місяців тому +155

    Joey: “Who’s the crazy white guy?”
    Theo: “Mark Twain?… Mark Whalberg!?”
    🤣

    • @ScubaSteve3560
      @ScubaSteve3560 6 місяців тому

      That's insane, this part played literally the second I was scrolling and reading it😂

    • @amberparker9883
      @amberparker9883 5 місяців тому

      😂😂

    • @BallietBran
      @BallietBran 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@ScubaSteve3560Coincidental timing to say the least.

  • @Joseph6
    @Joseph6 6 місяців тому +15

    Probably 2 of the funniest dudes alive 😂

  • @anyonelocal
    @anyonelocal 6 місяців тому +305

    I'm in alcohol withdrawal, this is helping my soul, I don't know why but it is

    • @sllidste
      @sllidste 6 місяців тому +28

      Been there done that! Good luck tho its very hard and shit is no joke! Prayers for you 🙏

    • @bonniedad931
      @bonniedad931 6 місяців тому +24

      Keep going man! It gets easier. I’m rooting for you!

    • @soolio
      @soolio 6 місяців тому +13

      You got this amigo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @justforstuff
      @justforstuff 6 місяців тому +12

      You got this

    • @Humanbean__
      @Humanbean__ 6 місяців тому +21

      Buds kicking back being silly - it’s soothes you because this will be you soon. Sober and in love with life and those who are in it. You’ve got thisss God is already blessing you!

  • @flowroll777
    @flowroll777 6 місяців тому +110

    @39:20
    "He was healthy enough.... he could enjoy Christmas and sh**"
    That part got me. LOL

    • @bullmilk
      @bullmilk 6 місяців тому +8

      That single remark was better than most comedy routines. So perfect. 😂

    • @virtual_balboa
      @virtual_balboa 6 місяців тому +1

      That was probably the best line this whole episode

  • @luhsixfr
    @luhsixfr 6 місяців тому +114

    “you know steven bauer ?” “no did he pass away”
    dawg omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thegreat195
    @thegreat195 6 місяців тому +24

    The jelly roll impersonation was unreal 😂😂

  • @RyanWilliamsYoutube
    @RyanWilliamsYoutube 6 місяців тому +45

    2 hours of Joey and Theo, what a blessing to our week!🙌🏼

  • @mpryan85
    @mpryan85 6 місяців тому +358

    My mom died last night and I had to come home and answer the call. The hotel I’m in just called to keep my laughter down lmao. Thank you Theo and Uncle Joey - supporter for life 20 yeayys strong. The Jelly Roll bit has me into stitches for the rest of the night lol

    • @KianaShae
      @KianaShae 6 місяців тому +36

      I’m so sorry for your loss, I’m glad this video popped up on your UA-cam feed. Almost like it was intentionally placed there because the algorithm knew you needed it. It’s not easy losing a parent but I hope your grieving process is kind to you man, take all the time you need to process, heal and take care of yourself. Godspeed

    • @mpryan85
      @mpryan85 6 місяців тому +16

      Thanks, babe. She’s “upstairs!” lol

    • @Crypticwitchery
      @Crypticwitchery 6 місяців тому

      ❤❤​@@mpryan85

    • @BoomBapAce
      @BoomBapAce 6 місяців тому +6

      R.I.P fam

    • @littleCarmine
      @littleCarmine 6 місяців тому +8

      So sorry. Don't be afraid to talk to people, don't isolate yourself

  • @garretthenning8262
    @garretthenning8262 6 місяців тому +158

    19:40 “that little fuckin walkie talkie” …… “that Jewish Christmas present” 😂

    • @ensporium8857
      @ensporium8857 6 місяців тому

      😂☠

    • @cuntinue
      @cuntinue 6 місяців тому

      Cayden Darvin

    • @b4Sed1593
      @b4Sed1593 6 місяців тому +11

      You can tell Theo wanted to spend a couple mins ripping on Lee, but Joey moved on from the subject quickly. Joey has a man-to-man respect for Lee now that Lee is his own man taking on the world. Joey’s a good friend.

    • @cecilyerker
      @cecilyerker 6 місяців тому

      I swear he’s a poet

    • @one-mangarageband70
      @one-mangarageband70 6 місяців тому

      ⁠@@b4Sed1593Theo cares for Lee too. I think he just gets a little carried away unintentionally. I don’t know if you saw their old church podcasts but at the end of one of them Theo apologized for making fun of him and Lee was okay with it.

  • @Frequenceez.
    @Frequenceez. 5 місяців тому +4

    Joey Diaz is a national treasure. There aren't enough human beings like him.

  • @cameronquertier
    @cameronquertier 6 місяців тому +78

    Joey is looking healthy! Been listening to these two since the church, their old school podcasts are classics!

    • @joey8458
      @joey8458 5 місяців тому +2

      Good to see that legend healthy! Hope he keeps it up cuz I love this guy

    • @andreww4751
      @andreww4751 4 місяці тому

      LOL

  • @Owensti
    @Owensti 6 місяців тому +453

    Only need Lee to complete the trio 😂

  • @manahmed7
    @manahmed7 6 місяців тому +300

    Uncle Joey on any pod im watching, especially w Theo

    • @IAMALISON96
      @IAMALISON96 6 місяців тому +4

      Exactly

    • @cuntinue
      @cuntinue 6 місяців тому

      Gandhi

    • @dogbackwards33
      @dogbackwards33 6 місяців тому +2

      banana boat

    • @hungwellwood
      @hungwellwood 6 місяців тому +5

      Pods are never long enough

    • @roadblock24
      @roadblock24 6 місяців тому +3

      @@hungwellwood agreed. anything with unca joey is gold.

  • @georgesparrow100
    @georgesparrow100 5 місяців тому +3

    “Dana lost the hair he was gunna give to his kids”🤣🤣
    Funniest podcast I’ve heard in a while!

  • @pabloescobarscar4076
    @pabloescobarscar4076 6 місяців тому +81

    You know it’s good when Joey Diaz is already wheezing within the first 3 minutes.

  • @doubles7533
    @doubles7533 6 місяців тому +564

    This shit about to be bananas.

    • @AndisBuoy
      @AndisBuoy 6 місяців тому +5

      B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

    • @henrygalvan9333
      @henrygalvan9333 6 місяців тому +10

      Who you think this is joey bananas

    • @thacoolbean
      @thacoolbean 6 місяців тому +5

      Caulk sukkas

    • @StrawBerryB86
      @StrawBerryB86 6 місяців тому +2

      Amen!! 100.. already knew this going be a good one.

    • @jesusdid911
      @jesusdid911 6 місяців тому +2

      watching at work dying rn😭😭

  • @mlongoria124
    @mlongoria124 6 місяців тому +64

    16:03 When Joey laughs his hardest, it just sounds like someone ripping a bong lmfaooooo

    • @bizona.3387
      @bizona.3387 6 місяців тому +5

      Got me howlin 😂 thanks for this, had missed this gem hahhaha

    • @SpawnMark
      @SpawnMark 6 місяців тому +3

      This is crazy funny

    • @mlongoria124
      @mlongoria124 6 місяців тому

      😅

    • @JulioEuropePharmaVendor
      @JulioEuropePharmaVendor 6 місяців тому +6

      Like an old ford struggling to get that engine going

    • @NWilliams93
      @NWilliams93 6 місяців тому +5

      i just got done with this part and thought id check the comments to see if anyone else mentioned it. he died laughing so hard his laugh muted itself 😂😂😂

  • @adriansukach802
    @adriansukach802 3 місяці тому +2

    That was the most perfect Jelly Roll impression that Ive ever heard in my life 😂😂😂

  • @larrygordon7818
    @larrygordon7818 6 місяців тому +261

    Shane needs to get Joey onto season 2 of Tires

    • @XxFBoxX
      @XxFBoxX 6 місяців тому +10

      Facts

    • @ben159xbox
      @ben159xbox 6 місяців тому +16

      that show sucks, it tires me out

    • @Gianni523
      @Gianni523 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@ben159xboxComedy!

    • @xxjoeyt07xx
      @xxjoeyt07xx 6 місяців тому +5

      He was on a few episodes of Scare Tactics back in the day. Tremendous.

    • @WeThePeepHole333
      @WeThePeepHole333 6 місяців тому +1

      Ever considered perhaps retiring?​@@ben159xbox

  • @murbidois2815
    @murbidois2815 6 місяців тому +63

    Church is in session , Gang Gang! TREMENDOUS!

  • @shikochin4962
    @shikochin4962 6 місяців тому +30

    I am standing in a IKEA cue with my earphones and laughing hard on this episode.😂

  • @LarrySheltonII
    @LarrySheltonII 5 місяців тому +4

    Uncle Joe laughing tells you all you need to know about how funny Theo is 😂
    Great two comedians 😂

  • @jasonmacdonald27
    @jasonmacdonald27 6 місяців тому +32

    I started calling my Ppl everyday instead of texting bc of Uncle Joey...
    Best thing EVER!!!!

  • @Martieeen
    @Martieeen 6 місяців тому +92

    23:15 michael Jackson tea is craaazzzy LMAOOOO🤣😂

    • @himoragenma6416
      @himoragenma6416 6 місяців тому +3

      EXACTLY!!!😭🤣😂😆👏👏👏

    • @cecilyerker
      @cecilyerker 6 місяців тому +1

      That Rohypnol sleepytime tea

  • @RL4646
    @RL4646 6 місяців тому +16

    These two men give me the biggest laughs and brings out my empathy and puts all kids of positive wild energy in my body. Thanks so much. As a busy mom and wife I appreciate ya

  • @tsunamipapi1343
    @tsunamipapi1343 26 днів тому +1

    38:44 LMFAOOO bro this entire story is nuts 😂 when bro said he could enjoy Christmas I’m cryin bra ☠️

  • @BDZ69
    @BDZ69 6 місяців тому +117

    That jelly impression was spot on💀😂😂

  • @Jeff-tt7wj
    @Jeff-tt7wj 6 місяців тому +56

    Theo really just said Buffets are like the onlyfans of the dinner community. 😂

  • @IGetAround29
    @IGetAround29 6 місяців тому +51

    The episode where Joey and Theo do mushrooms is one of the greatest podcasts ever. Funny from start to finish, especially when Lee hits his peak! 😂

    • @arpipeline
      @arpipeline 6 місяців тому +8

      Yep and Theo's stand up after the podcast while still cooked was the capper. I still watch that every now and then and just die 😂.

    • @somnium7588
      @somnium7588 6 місяців тому +5

      Episode number?

    • @arpipeline
      @arpipeline 6 місяців тому

      @@somnium7588 #383 but I don't see the whole episode on YT, only clips. Theo is wearing the same shirt as on the 383 Diaz pod when he does stand up later that night.

    • @skeletontigers6960
      @skeletontigers6960 6 місяців тому +1

      Eddie killed the vibe of that ep

    • @shawnalexander2967
      @shawnalexander2967 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂 iykyk

  • @DeepF-r5g
    @DeepF-r5g 3 місяці тому +3

    Listening to Joey makes me want to drink a bottle of water on his behalf

  • @owenpylant4088
    @owenpylant4088 6 місяців тому +30

    “And the other guy who fights people, buzz aldrin” 😂😂😂

  • @AidenSpithill
    @AidenSpithill 6 місяців тому +22

    I love this duo. You can feel the respect and love they have for each other. Really wholesome.

  • @raineslee8990
    @raineslee8990 6 місяців тому +16

    I have to say, the shroom ep with Lee and uncle Joey will forever be my comfort go to when the world feels too fucked. This ep helped me feel human again. And you guys doing that, over the screen, means you're doing something right. Gang. Hugs to Joey too. ❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @mattsmith8876
    @mattsmith8876 29 днів тому +2

    "Standup, sleep, edibles. It was too much!" Lol ol Joey Diaz.

  • @tutinn_
    @tutinn_ 6 місяців тому +36

    I couldn't stop laughing at the statement "Poor pill management" 😂😂

  • @braydondobereiner7884
    @braydondobereiner7884 6 місяців тому +56

    38:06
    “WOW” has me in tearssss 😂

  • @ImproveHumanity
    @ImproveHumanity 6 місяців тому +46

    "Lee had some HVAC issues going on" LMAO

  • @timmyplastik4728
    @timmyplastik4728 2 місяці тому +2

    This is hands down the most healing podcast for me I've ever come across. I can't not relate on so many levels to this right here. Thanks for that!!!

  • @Spooki_
    @Spooki_ 6 місяців тому +63

    Joeys laugh at 16:04 sounds like a bong hit lmao

    • @BenCotter-b6z
      @BenCotter-b6z 6 місяців тому +4

      As much as I love and idolize Joey that's not a good thing, that means his windpipe is very closed up and smaller from what it should be

    • @Jacobtheunwise
      @Jacobtheunwise 6 місяців тому

      ​@@BenCotter-b6z bro has the build of a ancient toad and has done tons of drugs what do you expect brother

    • @psSubstratum
      @psSubstratum 6 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @The_belligerant_servo_skull
      @The_belligerant_servo_skull 6 місяців тому

      Lol you guys seem like you've never dealt with rough men from rough places. They get to 60 and they're clapped.. my dad and his dad were from Newcastle older was a miner, they're broken hahahah if it's not the work it's the drink and drugs

    • @The_belligerant_servo_skull
      @The_belligerant_servo_skull 6 місяців тому

      @@captaincucaracha both dead my guy. Under 50

  • @plumbunrecords518
    @plumbunrecords518 6 місяців тому +43

    Theo calling Lee a jewish christmas present had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cardiac777
      @cardiac777 6 місяців тому

      I didn't get it, what does that mean?

    • @plumbunrecords518
      @plumbunrecords518 6 місяців тому

      Lee's jewish, but he is also a christmas present. That is the only "sense" I could make of it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @westonbfeatherin8741
    @westonbfeatherin8741 6 місяців тому +21

    "They'll hold ya down, and f___ to death" This is why I love this duo

  • @Bryponce23
    @Bryponce23 5 місяців тому +4

    Theo deserves every good thing that's coming to him.

  • @pawznplay2772
    @pawznplay2772 6 місяців тому +19

    """ awwww that fkn 20:51 little walkie-talkie""" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Then does a PERFECT impression of "Lee" ! 🤣

  • @edgarelflaco17
    @edgarelflaco17 6 місяців тому +41

    Opening with a jelly roll impersonation is crazy😂😂😂

  • @emeraldgamecave679
    @emeraldgamecave679 6 місяців тому +38

    I literally choked on my sandwich at that jellyroll impression, so good lol

  • @louiegraff421
    @louiegraff421 6 місяців тому +7

    14:43 "I put two bricks on the garbage. And he looks at me like, 'mothafucka, ya got me again' 😂

  • @pennywhite34
    @pennywhite34 6 місяців тому +15

    “Whatever we thought the FDA…that’s shit’s all been compromised.” “Show up with an envelope and they’ll approve anything.” Menthol bread pudding… 😂😂😂

  • @jimmy33music
    @jimmy33music 6 місяців тому +55

    "Lee looked like a warm mcfish" WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN LMAO😂😂😂

    • @HardWork_2342
      @HardWork_2342 Місяць тому +2

      Cooked and tan white flaky greasy 😂😂😂😂 shit idk 🤷🏻‍♂️ hahahahaha McDonald’s fish fillet

    • @HardWork_2342
      @HardWork_2342 Місяць тому +2

      Theos funny as a mf

    • @jimmy33music
      @jimmy33music Місяць тому +1

      @@HardWork_2342 🤣🤣🤣🤣 im dyin yo a hummus filet

  • @bigpancho22
    @bigpancho22 6 місяців тому +16

    " you can OD on the sunset there..its a beautiful area " hilarious 😂

  • @BoGoPoGoes
    @BoGoPoGoes 6 місяців тому +2

    Theo and Joey together pull in over 2 million views. Crazy. Love these two together.

  • @wangzwangz9173
    @wangzwangz9173 6 місяців тому +37

    "Like punxsutawney phil - 8 more weeks of 8 ball" loooooooooool

  • @dtew4928
    @dtew4928 6 місяців тому +44

    “This guy would get everything, he was a real susceptible fella” - Theo Von

  • @roastedcowsheart8824
    @roastedcowsheart8824 6 місяців тому +60

    “You put Owen Benjamin into the woods” 😂😂😂

  • @brycearceneaux9685
    @brycearceneaux9685 Місяць тому +1

    “When I’m at restaurant and I see swollen ankles I gotta go, I’m on the plane tomorrow”😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @RSayomi
    @RSayomi 6 місяців тому +14

    Thank you Theo and Uncle Diaz for this episode. You two truly can bright up any bad day i've had in an instant.

  • @angelalaplante1451
    @angelalaplante1451 6 місяців тому +67

    im going through withdrawals off psych meds and this is the first time ive laughed so hard in a week. truly a mf christmas miracle 😂

    • @metalmanny666
      @metalmanny666 6 місяців тому +3

      Why’d you have to take psych meds?

    • @gretchenisasquirrel
      @gretchenisasquirrel 6 місяців тому +2

      Hang in there

    • @braindisorder5043
      @braindisorder5043 6 місяців тому

      Why you idiots take those at the first place? Its not a secret they dont help you at all..

    • @courtneycourtney8720
      @courtneycourtney8720 6 місяців тому +2

      I’m right there with ya , it’s sucking the life out of me , but this episode made me laugh and I needed that. Best wishes to you and your recovery

    • @metalmanny666
      @metalmanny666 6 місяців тому

      @@courtneycourtney8720 your hair looks so healthy and beautiful!

  • @wisebandit757
    @wisebandit757 6 місяців тому +33

    theo von - i mean he could still enjoy Christmas! That fucking got me

    • @DarthSeanious
      @DarthSeanious 6 місяців тому +3

      But his mouth was always wet

  • @rickebrite5409
    @rickebrite5409 4 місяці тому +3

    Theo said yeah good to Joey and his wife fight 😂😂😂😂😂😂