I love that they are saying that people don't need things to help in college because THEY didn't have anything and they are fine. Especially because they are not fine. They are angry, miserable, spiteful people that can't stand the idea of anyone else doing things to make themselves a little bit less miserable.
It certainly seems like Republicans -- from the politicians in Congress to the far-right "entertainers" and pundits to the base itself -- are doing everything in their power to prove the saying "misery loves company".
@@merlana3479 One of them even said that no one is given puppies, and I was like "wait.. You mean no one gave _you_ a puppy, right? Cause most kids do not buy their own puppies..... They're pretty expensive.. And generally, being given a puppy is regarded as one of the best gifts a child can get... I'm sensing maybe some childhood trauma... Did no one give you a puppy?? And now others can't have it either because everyone needs to skirt on the edge of tears throughout life to end up as emotionally stable as a Fox News host freaking out about puppies?" Sometimes they just out themselves so hard it's nuts... Sad fact is: None of these people struggled in childhood. They were born rich every fricken one. Now they pretend they went through the wringer, cause that's what their viewers want to hear. Rags to riches, not riches to TV hostess.
These fox hosts shouting about what is needed to get an advanced medical degree while sitting on a fake couch on a TV show set where having a degree isn't even part of the consideration to get that job. Fox-Hosts, go back to your makeup artist, the mask is lopsided.
Love how fox flipped the narrative of the study from cats ( low maintenance), to a puppy (high maintenance) without even batting an eyelash. They can't even be honest about that. Then these deplorables go on to talk about slapping young adults like that's no big deal. Good Lord!
It isn't surprising. Republicans always turn to violence before anything else as a "solution" to anything, even as a "solution" when there is no problem.
I find it infinitly ironic that the ones so quick to call others snowflakes, are also the ones quickest to get offended. Even by a study that says petting animals makes you happy.
Right??? Also, how are they mad about something that we already knew? Humans love petting furry animals. We saw wolves-giant creatures with fangs - and said, “hehe. 𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉.”
Seriously, that info has been around for a LONG time, how is this news to them??? My college had puppies in the counseling center during finals so stressed students could relax and unwind for a bit. It was freaking fantastic and I aced those finals. I don’t get this weird ideology that if you do things to make your life less miserable you’re somehow weak or shameful. This is what that sounds like: “You’re doing things to make your life worth living??? How pathetic!!!!” “And that’s pathetic because…???” “Because you can’t handle being miserable like ME!!!” “Oookay, have fun with that” Just when I thought faux news couldn’t get any weirder, yeesh
Why does everyone get free pets, and I don't??? Here I am in Pennsylvania, trying to make friends with feral cats, and you all are getting free fur children....there is no justice in this world!!!
One of my favorite memories from college was sitting in the second hand bookstore reading and petting their cat. That cat purred all the way through it too.
It doesn't even have to be cats. What's next, Fox News promoting "Let's beat up anyone who has a pet/likes animals/is not a complete psychopath?" Because, it's ironic, one of the warning signs on lists of _Warning Signs You Might Be Dealing With a Psychopath_ compiled by both psychologists and the FBI over the years is: "cruelty to animals". Bonus point if the person started abusing or killing small wild animals or pets early in childhood.
How much more could I love him? Well, when he snuggled those puppies right up against his suit coat and baby/talked to them, my heart grew bigger 💕 (10:45 ICYMI)
They were IRATE about people enjoying pets-which is their literal function. Dude, humans looked at wolves-giant creatures - and said, “imma pet it and make it ᵐⁱⁿᵉ .” People love petting furry animals.
Also, we already knew this info. Anecdotally and scientifically, we already knew petting dogs and cats makes people happy. Because, duh. Humans love petting furry animals. Hello-we have _petting_ zoos.
@@alexwyatt2911 They’re trying to be pissed off. They’re shaming people for finding wholesome ways to battle mental illness and stress. It’s insane. I just wish someone had asked how many of them own pets and whether it inhibits their productivity.
Aww, be easy on them. Obviously they were told as kids, "Mommy doesn't refuse to hug you because she hates the fact that the condom broke and my conservative family forced me to give birth to a repugnant smelly poop factory, Mommy doesn't hug you because she doesn't want to raise a snowflake. Now, go kick a puppy to toughen up."
It's especially hypocritical coming from Tammy Bruce, who is a huge cat lover. I used to work with her before she became a shill for Fox and she is an animal lover and always has at least one cat.
Stephen, I've been watching you for more years than I want to admit. You make me laugh out loud consistently every single show. God bless you and yours. Thanks for getting out the news with style.
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Having just secured a restraining order on a family member, that point really hits home, You know democracy is on the line when ballot boxes obtain a restraining order.
As soon as I saw the puppies, I had a big huge smile on my face. And I KNOW that that happened to MOST of the people watching this!!! Not the soulless people. They watch, but they don’t smile. They never smile…
One of Stephen's best monologues ever!!!...From talking about the OATH KEEPERS stuffing their faces at the OLIVE GARDEN after the JAN 6th insurrection to Stephen cuddling some beautiful puppies it was simply AWESOME...
Meanwhile, Fox News would like their application of puppies to be in the spirit of Cruella de Ville. 🎶The curl of their lips. The ice in their stare. All innocent children had better beware. Cruella, Cruella de Fox. 🎶
"You don't need a puppy you need a slap in the face" Omg this is like in the Simpsons where the RNC has a sign that reads "We want what's worse for everybody"
The acrobatics the fox cast and writers do to create conflict is amazing. Also, as someone who lives in the real world, I have three pets because someone literally handed me a puppy/kitty at three different times in the real world. Seriously though, I loved when volunteers would set up dog petting days at the campus. Additionally, my old boss volunteers with her therapy dog at hospitals, because petting animals improves patient moods/outcomes.
My community college would have a week long event if sorts during finals that had all kinds of things to help students have fun and de-stress, including a puppy petting event. And yes, they used puppies from a shelter that were available for adoption :)
Literally, people do hand you puppies/cats in real life, it´s called adoption (or some just put them in a box and abandon them near your doorstep). Happens a lot here...
That is a great analogy, very apropos. I’ve felt for a long time that these people must have lost something at the core of themselves, making them feel like they would be happy to see everything just burn to the ground. They might even particularly savor seeing happy and well adjusted liberals suffer in the process. Oh, the joy that would bring them:/
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It's such a moot point lol. No one hands you *anything* in the real world. Like c'mon, if you don't like pets, fine. But- it's ok to like pets lmao. Just blows my mind.
Fox said although they felt for Fetterman, he was a total wreck. And liberal media said Fetterman did outstandingly nothing wrong with him at all and how dare you say he's messed up. Just like Joe Biden. But Fox is the delusional crazy network right? It's just more proof of the total disregard fof the truth that the Dem party is all about.
Just when I think Stephen has done his best monologue ever... he tops it the next night! Just love this guy and his sense of humor!!! Thank you for giving us a reason to laugh right the hell out loud, Stephen.
We have 2 dogs from people in the Walmart parking lot, another rescued from struggling family members, 1 cat just brought to our door, one given by our vet, and one tiny kitten that walked into our convenience store at 3 am. These poor animals are everywhere.
I can't imagine they are so dumb as to think the study implied we should hand out kittens to college kids. It's clearly just showing a correlation between petting animals and stress levels..
Of course. They know that, they are simply twisting it into a reason for their viewers to be angry. That is their raison d'etre, they are the rage machine.
What's sad is that Mac graduated from prestigious Georgetown. And ended up as a press secretary who lied to our faces every day with provable lies. And now she acts even more like a fool.
Fox News hires a lot of very unpleasant people! Who complains that much about getting to pet a cat or dog besides people whose souls are so dark no cat or dog will let them close without ripping them to shreds or biting a chuck out of them.
Some people have been miserable so long they just genuinely enjoy being miserable, and so they can't comprehend why everyone else isn't as miserable as themselves.
That’s funny how they’re always crying about being pegged as the bad guys, then go on about how much they want to hit their kids. Often fixated on various ways they’d do it. That’s quite disturbing.
@@dday9433 "Just more examples of adults unable to control their emotions." ? Great.....Now you're making me feel guilty for wanting to slap these "NEWS"casters in the face !
I couldn't get over the irony of them accusing other people of being "snowflakes" while freaking out & getting hysterical over students petting cats & dogs. I mean, they wanted to slap college students for petting kitties when they say they should spend every waking second working. No mention of being against students going to bars, getting drunk and missing first period Medieval Poetry class. That's ok ... as long as the bar didn't allow any heavy kitty petting. That leads to liberalism!
And you know that the second they found out that a Democrat spanked their kid(s), they'd be front and center calling them abusive and that their kid(s) should be taken away from them.
I payed into Medicare all my working life. In retirement I have pursued a number of neccessary health issues. I could not have afforded it without Medicare.
Medicare contribution used to be capped but not anymore; social security contribution, however, remains capped, benefitting the wealthy greatly. Sad. BTW it's "PAID," not "PAYED." The latter is an actual word but it doesn't mean the same thing.
I fought hard for several years and hired and paid a lawyer to get social security disability and medicaid. I can barely get by on what I get, only bc my parents allow me to live on their land rent-free and I don't have a vehicle and I only spend $$ on utilities and food. If they defund those systems it would take away my independence entirely, and I'm one of the lucky ones, at least I have family that would take me in and support me, others in my situation would be homeless very quickly. I wish the people in charge of deciding how much money people like me, and people like you, get, would live in our situation for just a little bit. Because I know they have no clue how scary it is to think you might need a medical procedure and have no way to pay for it.. They've never even worried about not being able to afford a prescription.
Everyone who saw what transpired in this country and still thinks that voting is going to solve the issue is beyond hope. The US voted, and Republicans attacked Congress to end democracy, and everyone let it slide. None of you believe in anything. This is why Donald Trump was able to grab all of you by your pussies.
"No one's going to hand you a puppy in the real world." She's right, they hand out kitties instead. The assistant director at my job brings kittens to work during her break and we all get to pet them.
The fact that I can now pet my cats and dog and say "who makes fox news angry? You do!" And mean it makes petting my animals that much more comforting.
@@cryptoram4203 No it doesn't make @RogueSoul look crazy. It is a wonderful thing! Anything that can reduce stress is a good thing, so long as it's not violent or doesn't advantage of other people. Most SANE people make fun of Fox "noos" these days. Rupert Murdoch is OBVIOUSLY using addiction to fear and anger chemicals to control the most gullible of our population. Those who cannot see that are usually victims of his plot. I feel sorry for you, CryptoRam. Please get therapy.
@@cryptoram4203 No, it makes FOX animal haters and child abuse proponents look crazy. FOX "We hate pets and anxious kids need a sl-p in the face!" That is crazy!
One of the best dogs we ever had was literally someone walked up to my wife and handed her a puppy. Also, looked like the study was about petting a cat having a calming effect, not a plea to give college students puppies. Leave it to fox news to declare puppies and cats are the same thing.
Many years ago I worked for an University. After the a month into the school year they would bring in puppies for the kids to play with. It was to help the freshman living away from home for the 1st time in their life. The kids loved it and it helped mentally with home sickness.
There's a good reason why most ships had a cat on board (in addition to rodent control) & there are fun old pix going back to the Civil War of pets brought on the march by soldiers, many still teens who missed their pets!!
My daughter allowed her fellow college students to come and pet her two cats for an hour, to comfort them for having to leave behind their pets when they entered college. I still don't know if she charged them. But she never had trouble finding cat-sitters when she took trips out of town.
PAY her for letting them pet her cats??? What??! Is that even a thing??! When I was a kid you could go to the pet store, find the cutest puppy, and ask to see it. Then they put you in a cubicle area with the puppy and you can play with it for like 10 mins as long as you pretend to be interested in buying. (Yes, I am aware that puppy mills are bad and yeah, it's probably good that this is less common today. I think.... If not, then I need to head on over to a pet store.)
@@johnsmithe4656 I still want that little Doberman I hung out with for an hour 40 years ago. I am glad that there’s mostly “no doggies in the windows, woof 🐶 woof” anymore. Sadly, there’s still places like that.
It's gonna be fun to watch them either completely vilify Trump when he gets charged and they get implicated as accomplices... or they keep being dumb and the station goes down via Federal siezure
@@davidhart1118 well, you wouldn't need to tune into faux news to watch anyways. The last thing faux news will report is them being held in any way accountable for any of the misinformation they have spread, the lies they have told, or the collateral damaged caused by the incitement to acts against democracy, or acts of violence, inspired by the outrage they drum up amongst the snowflakes that believe anyone who chooses to think or see things differently than them isn't just wrong but they don't deserve to have a voice, speak their minds, or view things differently. We have people who call themselves patriots, but will stand in front of polling locations with the sole intent of trying to intimidate people from doing the most patriotic thing we can do, vote, simply because they don't like the idea that someone could choose to have a different political viewpoint, or choose to vote as they see fit, as is everyone's right to do. These people will not present any information, or report on events, that are so blatantly anti-democracy, anti-freedom, and contrary to what rights the Constitution guarantees us, but they will spend time telling us how having a pet, and relieving stress and anxiety by having that pet, is somehow a threat to the future of this nation.
@@Metalbass10000 yeah, ok well said, I obviously have never had to deal with anything or seen anything like what you described in your reply to me. Thanks for taking the time to reply and for opening my eyes and mind wider for a view to how toxic these "people" are to a very average guy.
It's so simple to cross-reference misinformation on the internet it's not acceptable to claim ignorance when you read about them and spread them to others.
That's because they don't care about the accuracy of the news. They just cared about how it made them feel. "Feelings over facts" is the running mantra of the Redhats, yet they have the balls to call those who disagree and hurt their feelings "snowflakes".
No one cross-references anything. No one on the Left or the Right can learn. Why should they? This is a free country. The right-wing believes that reading is dumb, and learning is elitist. The Left-wing thinks that reading The Handmaid's Tale makes them informed. Everyone is a moron, and I can prove it. There is a WWII government video on a government website called *Hemp for Victory* that told Americans how to grow "Marihuana" to defend our country and fight the Nazis. I just gave you all of the information that you need to find this video and watch it for yourself. Will you? No. Do you care even slightly? No. Why should you? What does World War II have to do with your life and your freedom, right?
People hide behind the excuse of "who has time for that?" and nothing happens to them for being this morally bankrupt when it comes to politics. Apathy and mental laziness kills a country cheaper than bullets ever could and is more thorough.
@@alexisrivera200xable Mental fatigue as well. That's why Eric's Dad flooded the news with so much scandals, so that everybody becomes too tired to even discuss any of his wrongdoings.
How about every time one of the opinion-as-news program hosts reports something as factual when it isn't? That should be the standard that our media is held to, regardless of political affiliation, that anytime something is presented as factual that it is actually based on facts, that the evidence actually supports what they are saying, or claiming to be true. It would also be nice if people engaged in some critical thinking every now and then, took the time to think about what was being said, and maybe took a second to check what the facts, what the evidence, actually is. It is easier than ever to fact check, and yet people choose to do it less than ever. People run around shouting about not trusting the media, but then they implicitly trust what their echo chamber media tells them.
@@Metalbass10000 absolutely!!!! They shouldn’t be able to lie, they shouldn’t even be able to give their opinions. It should be strictly facts once we know the facts or correcting it when they were wrong. Social media and news agencies need to be nationalized. Or it will always eventually end this way. Without a team of people who have no chance of exploitation there is no honesty coming from anyone. The right does not critique their candidates at all, and the left can only do so within their party because the climate and criticism isn’t even helping on our end BECAUSE of what the billionaires have very purposely created. I think people too easily point the finger at the victims of the cult, instead of the cult leaders.
So, every university should have a cat tea room. That's a thing in Japan. They have a regular tea shop at the front, but a number of cats roam freely, and there's a big play room for the cats behind the main shop, where customers can sit on sofas and snuggle with the fluffies. It destresses the customers and staff, and also reduces the burden on local shelters.
That just means that Japan has been taken over by the liberal snowflake mob!!! They’re spreading their agenda all over the world and bringing once proud nations to their knees (and hands as they pet the cats)!! 😂 Actually tho, I’d pay to go to one of those. That sounds amazing. There’s probably too many cars and streets in the states to let the cats roam freely though.
I love that my cat subverts so many expectations. He turns cat haters into cat lovers 😍 He loves people, and knows how to just cuddle and sleep in your arms 🥺
Ok, so, true story: in finals week my university brings in emotional support dogs to the library to help with everyone's stress. Also, Fox sure is a hotbed for sociopathic tendencies.
My college had puppies in the counseling center during finals week, it was LOVELY. Being able to pause and relax during the finals chaos was so helpful and such a needed break. I did really well on my finals and even got an A+ from a professor who boasts that most people fail their course 🙄 I put in the work of course, but easing my stress levels and taking care of myself made the whole experience much easier to handle.
I was floored at that dumb blonde saying that she needs a cookie and a stack of books. She's going to sit there and dump on somebody petting a dog but it's okay to eat in class. Sounds to me like she needs the slap in the face No eating in class piggy.
Maybe CPS or the police is taking them seriously. But you can be sure they will backpedal so fast, their a$$ will overtake their brain...which seems to be their default setting anyway. "Oh, no, I never slapped my kids. I was just saying that. It was an act. This is an entertainment segment...". Yes, we all remember how fast certain individuals at FOX and other fringe people toned down their rhetoric, when it went to court and they had to say the truth...probably went against everything they were, are and will be^^
Wish they went even harder. I love watching The Majority Report on youtube specifically because they hold back zero punches. I truly need to see these people get savagely mocked and belittled just to feel semi normal in these abnormal times. I hardly even watch right wing stuff anymore because it's just too depressing to see how far gone their brains are. How eager they are to believe obvious lies.. And how easily they dismiss facts and arguments by just going "those scientists were paid money for their work, therefore they are corrupt. I rest my case." When adults discover that they can lie just like they did when they were kids, we're probably not far off from the end.
That 'Hot Babe' ditty was hilarious! I actually applauded while sitting in front of my computer at 4:30 am! (shhh, don't tell anyone). Shout out to the writer and the very talented band!!
It's not normal, there's something wrong with them. How could you be that freaked out over knowing that petting a cat is calming? I thought everyone knew that. And I've known a lot of stressed-out college students. College isn't easy if you are striving to do well.
Faux outrage is what they sell to their imbecile viewers, to keep 'em coming back for more. (The attention of millions of gullible morons is worth a fortune to advertisers.)
Sometimes, I think they’re testing how far they can push their viewers. “Hey, you think they’ll believe that it’s perfectly sane to be angry about the already known fact that petting cats and dogs makes people happier?” And yeah, their audience will take any chance to ridicule humans for needing respect and kindness to be healthier, happier individuals. Humans love petting furry animals. Personally, I really want to touch the ears of a bear. Now, I won’t, because I want my arms to remain attached to my body. However, look at a photo of a bear and tell me its dumb, fuzzy ears don’t look pettable af.
They've got a problem with people petting puppies and cats. But when a 10 year old girl gets pregnant and forced to carry the fetus full term because of their trigger laws it's perfectly fine?! I have no words... 🙄😤
Imagine for a moment that Christmas didn't exist, and then someone came up with the idea of Christmas. "So now these snowflakes need a whole day to hug and be nice to each other? And get presents?? Winter is a time of cold hardship, and these kids wanna be coddled like babies!"
I compare a lot of normal things in our world that exist to what if it was just invented. They literally don’t want anyone to have any joy at all. That’s the goal. Be as miserable as they are. Suck everyone else’s happiness out of them to drag them down with you.
Bare with me here... My parents argued a lot. Sniping at each other constantly while I was growing up. A terrible atmosphere to grow up in. I used to joke to others that they could argue about the length of the grass until, I kid you not, one weekend they had a blazing row about just that... The length of the grass in the yard. It ended with my father slapping my mother and things been thrown everywhere. They're both long dead now. They would've fitted right in with Fox these day's. Even weirder? They stayed together for 54 year's till my father died. Gluttons for punishment, but I left.
The day I proposed to my fiancee, her grandma said, "Now, remember, you two: marriage is made of a three-ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering!"
54 years?! Jesus... I’m reminded once again of the subreddit description; “Is someone forcing these poor souls to stay together?” - /r/AreTheStraightsOkay
As someone who dual majored in Philosophy and Theology... I just want to say, I appreciated that Anselm's Ontological Argument joke 10:25 well-played, sir
@@daverhoden445 as a joke, not really; it's mostly funny because of how obscure Anselm's argument is, outside of a philosophy or theology classroom it's a pretty safe bet that no one else would recognize it... the "ontological proof" meaning that it's derived from the fundamental nature of what God definitionally is, Anselm essentially argued that God is "that than which nothing greater can be" (except in Latin), and rather than it simply being a circular logic "I define God to be existing, therefore God exists," Anselm writes about 50 pages of very dense Catholic philosophy to argue that the definition is metaphysically necessary for the concept of God to be intelligible at all... in short, it's a way more linguistically awkward (but still technically logically sound and valid) version of Aquinas' more famous Five Ways proofs, and very few people are likely to have any awareness of it at all outside of a seminary haha
Imagine being that angry over a study about the benefits of owning a pet, though. How little do they have to talk about that they complain about stress reduction through pet ownership? They gripe about the weirdest crap, I swear. And shaming people for trying to be happier by reducing mental strain is kinda disgusting. Isn’t the goal to live better and more balanced lives?
Betting five bucks that every single one of those naysayers in that Fox News segment owns a pet or an emotional support animal. Because hypocrisy is their brand.
I love that they are saying that people don't need things to help in college because THEY didn't have anything and they are fine. Especially because they are not fine. They are angry, miserable, spiteful people that can't stand the idea of anyone else doing things to make themselves a little bit less miserable.
You forgot to mention incapable of fact-checking, which is a first year Philosophy course.
It certainly seems like Republicans -- from the politicians in Congress to the far-right "entertainers" and pundits to the base itself -- are doing everything in their power to prove the saying "misery loves company".
They needed a puppy but never got one. Now they cry cause others get a puppy.
@@merlana3479 One of them even said that no one is given puppies, and I was like "wait.. You mean no one gave _you_ a puppy, right? Cause most kids do not buy their own puppies..... They're pretty expensive.. And generally, being given a puppy is regarded as one of the best gifts a child can get... I'm sensing maybe some childhood trauma... Did no one give you a puppy?? And now others can't have it either because everyone needs to skirt on the edge of tears throughout life to end up as emotionally stable as a Fox News host freaking out about puppies?"
Sometimes they just out themselves so hard it's nuts... Sad fact is: None of these people struggled in childhood. They were born rich every fricken one. Now they pretend they went through the wringer, cause that's what their viewers want to hear. Rags to riches, not riches to TV hostess.
These fox hosts shouting about what is needed to get an advanced medical degree while sitting on a fake couch on a TV show set where having a degree isn't even part of the consideration to get that job. Fox-Hosts, go back to your makeup artist, the mask is lopsided.
Love how fox flipped the narrative of the study from cats ( low maintenance), to a puppy (high maintenance) without even batting an eyelash. They can't even be honest about that. Then these deplorables go on to talk about slapping young adults like that's no big deal. Good Lord!
If that "lord" is THEIR "Lord"?
He ain't good. He's a f*cking monster.
Well, they probably have puppies on their small minds, coz theyre still trying to defend Oz from his puppy killing spree for "medical trials".
Seems to me like they need to be slapped in the face with a closed hand multiple times.
It isn't surprising. Republicans always turn to violence before anything else as a "solution" to anything, even as a "solution" when there is no problem.
" talk about slapping young adults ?". I know a few "NEWS" casters I would love to slap !
They literally saw "college students benefit from stress relief" and went straight to "let's abuse them instead"
Fox "news" being so mad about puppies is the very definition of recreational anger.
Recreational anger. That is gold!
"This is so cute... I am furious!" - Fox News
Also the very definition of malignant stupidity.
Faux outrage as the main moneymaking model. Clowns 100%.
"Recreational anger"! Ha! Brilliant! I'm stealing that!
I find it infinitly ironic that the ones so quick to call others snowflakes, are also the ones quickest to get offended. Even by a study that says petting animals makes you happy.
Right??? Also, how are they mad about something that we already knew? Humans love petting furry animals. We saw wolves-giant creatures with fangs - and said, “hehe. 𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉.”
HAPPY?!? that's GROOMING them to be leftists! IT IS FORBIDDEN TO BE HAPPY!
Seriously, that info has been around for a LONG time, how is this news to them??? My college had puppies in the counseling center during finals so stressed students could relax and unwind for a bit. It was freaking fantastic and I aced those finals. I don’t get this weird ideology that if you do things to make your life less miserable you’re somehow weak or shameful. This is what that sounds like:
“You’re doing things to make your life worth living??? How pathetic!!!!”
“And that’s pathetic because…???”
“Because you can’t handle being miserable like ME!!!”
“Oookay, have fun with that”
Just when I thought faux news couldn’t get any weirder, yeesh
@@AskMia411 The reason this old information is new to fox, is because it’s a fact, and they don’t deal in facts.
They want people to stay ignorant, angry and desperate. That's how you manipulate masses.
"Nobody's going to hand you a puppy in real life."
Meanwhile here taking care of all the cats and dogs people just gave me because they had too many.
my neighbors dog had some woopsie puppies, he pretty much just handed me my puppy
They have never heard of animal rescue. All they know is puppy mills and big brand pet stores.
My friends were taking care of a pregnant feral cat. A few weeks later they handed me my fur baby.
Why does everyone get free pets, and I don't??? Here I am in Pennsylvania, trying to make friends with feral cats, and you all are getting free fur children....there is no justice in this world!!!
@@smittywerbenjaegermanjensen Volunteer at an animal shelter.
One of my favorite memories from college was sitting in the second hand bookstore reading and petting their cat. That cat purred all the way through it too.
Great memory!
That's a really cool memory. I can visualize dusty sunlight slanting inward to stacks of books, and the purring cat. ✌️ Just needs hot tea.
It takes an impressive level of crazy to get that worked up over a study about reducing stress by petting cats.
It doesn't even have to be cats. What's next, Fox News promoting "Let's beat up anyone who has a pet/likes animals/is not a complete psychopath?" Because, it's ironic, one of the warning signs on lists of _Warning Signs You Might Be Dealing With a Psychopath_ compiled by both psychologists and the FBI over the years is: "cruelty to animals". Bonus point if the person started abusing or killing small wild animals or pets early in childhood.
but their anger is literally all they've got! and they only have nutjobs on the air showing them how to rage about nothing 😆
I'm pretty sure all of em get their stress relief at the bottom of a bottle.
Somebody needs to pet a cat. Apparently, it reduces the cat's stress levels too, as long as it is consensual.
facts, clearly lady needs a cat to pet.
How much more could I love him? Well, when he snuggled those puppies right up against his suit coat and baby/talked to them, my heart grew bigger 💕 (10:45 ICYMI)
They call everyone else snowflakes but they're the ones having a literal meltdown about puppers and kittens
Once again, proof that these people are not okay.
Right?!! 🤣
MAGA people have a meltdown over everything.
They were IRATE about people enjoying pets-which is their literal function. Dude, humans looked at wolves-giant creatures - and said, “imma pet it and make it ᵐⁱⁿᵉ .” People love petting furry animals.
Fox News: Hypocrisy Is Our Brand. Also, We're Still Not News.
There is something seriously wrong with someone who wants to beat people who like petting cats.
Pretty sure we're at the point where being happy in any considerable way for any amount of time is considered a mental illness by some.
It doesn’t surprise me that they don’t like cats, they sound like real bitches
Also, we already knew this info. Anecdotally and scientifically, we already knew petting dogs and cats makes people happy. Because, duh. Humans love petting furry animals. Hello-we have _petting_ zoos.
@@alexwyatt2911 They’re trying to be pissed off. They’re shaming people for finding wholesome ways to battle mental illness and stress. It’s insane. I just wish someone had asked how many of them own pets and whether it inhibits their productivity.
Aww, be easy on them. Obviously they were told as kids, "Mommy doesn't refuse to hug you because she hates the fact that the condom broke and my conservative family forced me to give birth to a repugnant smelly poop factory, Mommy doesn't hug you because she doesn't want to raise a snowflake. Now, go kick a puppy to toughen up."
I love when comedy and truth collide.
you are on the wrong show then this show is just left wing conspiracy as they have a puppet to stand on stage telling you them all...
Cats & dogs anytime make life so much better!!! Thanks for driving home the point. Fox "news" is bonkers in every way humanly possible.
The hatefulness in those people's faces and voices. They live in constant search of something innocent to attack.
It's especially hypocritical coming from Tammy Bruce, who is a huge cat lover. I used to work with her before she became a shill for Fox and she is an animal lover and always has at least one cat.
Stephen's description of Rick Scott as a dehydrated Mr. Clean brought a seldom smile to my face in these troubled times. Thank you!
It was great made me chuckle a bit
Can't unsee it now. 😳
I consider him one of the Florida reptiles. One that has been in the water as a floater.
@@ktmurphy3096
Oh, now I see Rick Scott scampering after people on his belly like an alligator, dentition displayed.
I would've gone with Bargain Bin Nosferatu.
Stephen, I've been watching you for more years than I want to admit. You make me laugh out loud consistently every single show. God bless you and yours. Thanks for getting out the news with style.
"Nobody is going to just hand you a kitten in real life"
That's almost literally how I got my first cat.
It happens. A friend was handed a Pug puppy on NYC sidewalk. She lived a wonderful life with him for 13 years.
Clearly that means you’re entitled and living in a liberal fantasy land (according to Fox News).
Oh… the universe has gifted me with multiple pets that way. 😂 It’s the best! It means that pet was meant for you.
All my critters were rescued from a fate worse than death...lol!
@@judithgannon5642 lucky friend! I had mine 9 years...same situation only my guy was 3 and we're in Newfoundland! Rescues are the best!
I loved it! 🎶Dumb little idiots! Dumb little lies!🎶
I love when he sings. Brings me so much joy
@@soxfan7887 Brings him joy too, you can see he just loves doing it :)
I love any time Colbert dances. That's how you know he's feeling it.
"College students shouldn't have pets" is a very strange hill to die on
It's one of their better ones.
@@RankinMsP maybe Colbert will cry again
@@dudleyburleson8668 it seems your speciality, snowflake
It's beyond irony at this point
Compared to the other ones they've impishly clambered up, this hill is one of the more depressingly tame ones.
what a weird world they live in that petting cats and dogs is a sign of being weak
...particularly while I'm taking care of my nieces three dogs and two cats for 12 days...
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@@id10t98 you are so weak. So when do you start your gender reassignment surgery?
@@carl1367 As an alien from another planet, my civilization doesnt recognize gender questions as being a legitimate topic of conversation.
Bonus Points: they most likely own pets as well.
"Dumb little idiots, dumb little lies..." Great stuff, Stephen!
Having just secured a restraining order on a family member, that point really hits home, You know democracy is on the line when ballot boxes obtain a restraining order.
I don't own a pet but just seeing Stephen with those two pups took down my stress level instantly!
As soon as I saw the puppies, I had a big huge smile on my face.
And I KNOW that that happened to MOST of the people watching this!!!
Not the soulless people. They watch, but they don’t smile.
They never smile…
Same here, no pets of my own, but I love how other people enjoy their pets. That part of the segment made me smile.❤
Aaahhhhh, dogs are the best! 💕💕🐾
Stephen babytalking to puppies is the BEST. That's precious. I sincerely love it.
We need something wholesome, and that was it. Seeing him with those puppies melted my heart into a thousand splendid colors!
One of Stephen's best monologues ever!!!...From talking about the OATH KEEPERS stuffing their faces at the OLIVE GARDEN after the JAN 6th insurrection to Stephen cuddling some beautiful puppies it was simply AWESOME...
It is an undeniable scientific fact that anything can be made better with the application of puppies.
Except when Dr.oz has them
@@lindalovatt5799 😨
In my case it's ferrets. A business of ferrets giggling and war dancing all over the place is a great way to lift the spirits.
Hearing a kitten meow and climb up to nap on you after a hard day's work is just the bees knees!
Meanwhile, Fox News would like their application of puppies to be in the spirit of Cruella de Ville. 🎶The curl of their lips. The ice in their stare. All innocent children had better beware. Cruella, Cruella de Fox. 🎶
"You don't need a puppy you need a slap in the face"
Omg this is like in the Simpsons where the RNC has a sign that reads "We want what's worse for everybody"
And people vote for that sentiment. WTF?
😅
I hope these gross beings die out soon.
And "We're Just Plain Evil" - that one's evergreen.
@@scooooter37 Well they look like people... some of them.
Omgsh! Those two puppies’ faces ❤❤❤❤❤❤ Cuteness overload.
The acrobatics the fox cast and writers do to create conflict is amazing. Also, as someone who lives in the real world, I have three pets because someone literally handed me a puppy/kitty at three different times in the real world.
Seriously though, I loved when volunteers would set up dog petting days at the campus. Additionally, my old boss volunteers with her therapy dog at hospitals, because petting animals improves patient moods/outcomes.
You know you're screwed up in the head when puppies make you angry!
My community college would have a week long event if sorts during finals that had all kinds of things to help students have fun and de-stress, including a puppy petting event. And yes, they used puppies from a shelter that were available for adoption :)
Literally, people do hand you puppies/cats in real life, it´s called adoption (or some just put them in a box and abandon them near your doorstep). Happens a lot here...
Yeah, but having a puppy in dorms would be ridiculous.
Pets are really effective for the elderly at nursing and personal care homes, too. Very comforting.
If you’re hating on puppies and kittens, to quote the Carol Burnett show, “someone blew out your pilot light.” These people all need a psych eval.
Or even better: "You have splinters in the windmill of your mind".
Absolute genius comment. 👏
They're all two ships ships of a fleet!
That is a great analogy, very apropos. I’ve felt for a long time that these people must have lost something at the core of themselves, making them feel like they would be happy to see everything just burn to the ground. They might even particularly savor seeing happy and well adjusted liberals suffer in the process. Oh, the joy that would bring them:/
A few French fries short of a Happy Meal.
Really great stand up here, the writers and Stephen are hitting on all cylinders, just freakin' hilarious, thank you.
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Lol "no one's gonna hand you a puppy in the real world"? Clearly, she's never heard of an animal shelter🤦♀️
It's such a moot point lol. No one hands you *anything* in the real world. Like c'mon, if you don't like pets, fine. But- it's ok to like pets lmao. Just blows my mind.
Or, clearly, a hug.
I do hope that after this, no shelter will give these sociopaths even a cold blooded snake!
I wonder if what Fox News is saying has anything to do with Trump not having any pets (and hating dogs in general).
There’s something wrong with people that don’t like dogs!
We know that dogs are pretty good judges of human character...
I was wondering the same thing. Are all Republicans now going to be forced to give up their dogs?
@@Lucius1958 so are bald eagles!
Fox said although they felt for Fetterman, he was a total wreck. And liberal media said Fetterman did outstandingly nothing wrong with him at all and how dare you say he's messed up. Just like Joe Biden. But Fox is the delusional crazy network right? It's just more proof of the total disregard fof the truth that the Dem party is all about.
Remember the time Fox called Mr. Rogers evil for telling children they're special just the way they are?
More than once. Tucker and Sean went after him.
No fucking way, you cant be serious 😂
Just when I think Stephen has done his best monologue ever... he tops it the next night! Just love this guy and his sense of humor!!! Thank you for giving us a reason to laugh right the hell out loud, Stephen.
And the little bits of physical stuff. The Olive Garden thing with him wandering past the camera, stomach stuck out.
@@judithgannon5642 Oh lordy, I lost it when he asked, "was that just me sticking it out, or do I always suck it in?". The man is a comedic genius.
"...dumb little idiots, dumb little lie..."
GOLD.
Put this man on Broadway!
We have 2 dogs from people in the Walmart parking lot, another rescued from struggling family members, 1 cat just brought to our door, one given by our vet, and one tiny kitten that walked into our convenience store at 3 am. These poor animals are everywhere.
I can't imagine they are so dumb as to think the study implied we should hand out kittens to college kids. It's clearly just showing a correlation between petting animals and stress levels..
Of course. They know that, they are simply twisting it into a reason for their viewers to be angry. That is their raison d'etre, they are the rage machine.
Stephen and puppies!
Doesn't get more adorable than that!
Opus 313 -- Unless it's Bennie -- his own poochie!
Just started, so haven't seen the fluffy puppies.... Here's mine...ua-cam.com/video/W3VVwS5roLs/v-deo.html
Keep it coming Stephen! That was a very entertaining and smooth flowing monologue. Thanks again for your work.
Here. Hey Colbert that little ditty was spot on!
"Seen here...wait where is he?!?!?" That caught me off guard. Also cats and puppies!! Also the irony of needing a cookie. Wild.
And she's such a snowflake, that even her chemistry book has to be organic!
My chemistry book was FULL of toxic chemicals, and I got great grades!
What's sad is that Mac graduated from prestigious Georgetown. And ended up as a press secretary who lied to our faces every day with provable lies. And now she acts even more like a fool.
I believe these people just need a therapist and a hug. They're so clearly unhappy and miserable. I kind of feel sorry for them.
Too funny, Stephen. Always. And, the puppies are adorable. 😊
"No one is going to just hand you a puppy!"
Sounds like someone's bitter that their parents were assholes who wouldn't get them a puppy.
Absolutely insane that we have so many candidates that don’t believe in American Democracy.
*WHATRE YOU EVEN DOING HERE* !?!
I too visited the website and laughed my head off. Talk about having to plan a joke in advance!
@@GlennTillema The writer's room would like you to know that all of the jokes are planned in advance.
@@misterdoctor9693 I don't doubt it, I just got the sense that "advance" often meant moments before the show.
Why on Earth would you run in a contest if you're not willing to lose?
They're here for your wallet.
Puppies and kitties of America, unite!
Please make a complete full song parody. That was brilliant and so well performed!
Fox News hires a lot of very unpleasant people! Who complains that much about getting to pet a cat or dog besides people whose souls are so dark no cat or dog will let them close without ripping them to shreds or biting a chuck out of them.
Or they are such lying hypocrites who will say anything for money and then go home and pet their cats and dogs
One of them, Tammy Bruce, is a huge cat enthusiast in real life.
Some people have been miserable so long they just genuinely enjoy being miserable, and so they can't comprehend why everyone else isn't as miserable as themselves.
Fox News women have way too much time on their hands😊
That’s funny how they’re always crying about being pegged as the bad guys, then go on about how much they want to hit their kids. Often fixated on various ways they’d do it. That’s quite disturbing.
Oh gods! Imagine being the child of someone off Fox! Yikes!
I was really disturbed by that comment too. You want to slap kids in the face?!! WTF? Just more examples of adults unable to control their emotions.
@@dday9433 "Just more examples of adults unable to control their emotions." ? Great.....Now you're making me feel guilty for wanting to slap these "NEWS"casters in the face !
I couldn't get over the irony of them accusing other people of being "snowflakes" while freaking out & getting hysterical over students petting cats & dogs.
I mean, they wanted to slap college students for petting kitties when they say they should spend every waking second working. No mention of being against students going to bars, getting drunk and missing first period Medieval Poetry class. That's ok ... as long as the bar didn't allow any heavy kitty petting. That leads to liberalism!
And you know that the second they found out that a Democrat spanked their kid(s), they'd be front and center calling them abusive and that their kid(s) should be taken away from them.
BEST one in a while, #StephenColbert !! Laughed so hard ... Thank you!!!
I payed into Medicare all my working life. In retirement I have pursued a number of neccessary health issues. I could not have afforded it without Medicare.
I'm right there with you. And there are more people in our age group than ever before.
But there are billionaires who could have used that money!
Medicare contribution used to be capped but not anymore; social security contribution, however, remains capped, benefitting the wealthy greatly. Sad. BTW it's "PAID," not "PAYED." The latter is an actual word but it doesn't mean the same thing.
I fought hard for several years and hired and paid a lawyer to get social security disability and medicaid. I can barely get by on what I get, only bc my parents allow me to live on their land rent-free and I don't have a vehicle and I only spend $$ on utilities and food. If they defund those systems it would take away my independence entirely, and I'm one of the lucky ones, at least I have family that would take me in and support me, others in my situation would be homeless very quickly. I wish the people in charge of deciding how much money people like me, and people like you, get, would live in our situation for just a little bit. Because I know they have no clue how scary it is to think you might need a medical procedure and have no way to pay for it.. They've never even worried about not being able to afford a prescription.
Hey, there are billionaires who need that money! Politicians won't buy themselves!
Anybody who saw what transpired to this country then still votes REPUBLICANA is beyond hope
US is beyond hope
Consider those adorable puppies adopted.❤
"Republicana" sounds like an energy drink specifically sold for right-wing nutters. "Republicana! Now with extra nut!"
@@gamepapa1211 And extra cheek, they can't stop kissing cheeks. All the cheeks!!
Everyone who saw what transpired in this country and still thinks that voting is going to solve the issue is beyond hope.
The US voted, and Republicans attacked Congress to end democracy, and everyone let it slide.
None of you believe in anything. This is why Donald Trump was able to grab all of you by your pussies.
This was one of Stephan’s most “fun” monologue he really was acting goofy asf in this one and I love it.
Stephen using the PowerBall to mock Trump and highlight how insane MAGA and the GOP are is hilarious.
TOOL
It's awesome. 🤣😂🤣
Should have seen him yesterday. Even better.
I hope it helps people vote!
Don't forget Bolsonaro 😁
"No one's going to hand you a puppy in the real world." She's right, they hand out kitties instead. The assistant director at my job brings kittens to work during her break and we all get to pet them.
No one in the real world will hand her a puppy. Because she would probably kill it!
@@theodethomasa6358 That woman clearly has serious issues. I don't think she played with enough puppies as a child.
@@whiteraven181 My real fear about this woman is how she reacts to children. Maybe she slaps them too?
@@whiteraven181 actually, she got bit by one and has had a hard-on against them ever since.
The fact that I can now pet my cats and dog and say "who makes fox news angry? You do!" And mean it makes petting my animals that much more comforting.
and that makes you look crazy
that made me chuckle XD tyvm!
@@cryptoram4203 No it doesn't make @RogueSoul look crazy. It is a wonderful thing! Anything that can reduce stress is a good thing, so long as it's not violent or doesn't advantage of other people. Most SANE people make fun of Fox "noos" these days. Rupert Murdoch is OBVIOUSLY using addiction to fear and anger chemicals to control the most gullible of our population. Those who cannot see that are usually victims of his plot. I feel sorry for you, CryptoRam. Please get therapy.
😂 I LOVE THIS!! Thank you 😊 🎉
@@cryptoram4203 No, it makes FOX animal haters and child abuse proponents look crazy. FOX "We hate pets and anxious kids need a sl-p in the face!" That is crazy!
One of the best dogs we ever had was literally someone walked up to my wife and handed her a puppy.
Also, looked like the study was about petting a cat having a calming effect, not a plea to give college students puppies. Leave it to fox news to declare puppies and cats are the same thing.
Seeing those puppies filled me with joy and I started speaking puppy gibberish right before Stephen did haha. Thanks LSSC crew. 😊
Can we pick a puppy for Senate over Herschel Walker?
"The question is, did I stick it out or am I always holding it in??"
The REAL questions in life.
That song though 👏 Colbert is undoubtedly the king of late night.
Many years ago I worked for an University. After the a month into the school year they would bring in puppies for the kids to play with. It was to help the freshman living away from home for the 1st time in their life. The kids loved it and it helped mentally with home sickness.
So you're saying mental health is a real thing? Skeptical...Fox news and a lot of US tradition tells us that we need to suck it up and whatnot. :P
There's a good reason why most ships had a cat on board (in addition to rodent control) & there are fun old pix going back to the Civil War of pets brought on the march by soldiers, many still teens who missed their pets!!
What! How dare they try and help the students succeed and also be happy and less stressed out.
My daughter allowed her fellow college students to come and pet her two cats for an hour, to comfort them for having to leave behind their pets when they entered college. I still don't know if she charged them. But she never had trouble finding cat-sitters when she took trips out of town.
Pet sitters is payment enough!
PAY her for letting them pet her cats??? What??! Is that even a thing??!
When I was a kid you could go to the pet store, find the cutest puppy, and ask to see it. Then they put you in a cubicle area with the puppy and you can play with it for like 10 mins as long as you pretend to be interested in buying.
(Yes, I am aware that puppy mills are bad and yeah, it's probably good that this is less common today. I think.... If not, then I need to head on over to a pet store.)
@@johnsmithe4656 I still want that little Doberman I hung out with for an hour 40 years ago. I am glad that there’s mostly “no doggies in the windows, woof 🐶 woof” anymore. Sadly, there’s still places like that.
Calling us snowflakes while refusing to accept defeat in an election always cracks me up…
"Speaking of those responsible for Jan. 6...FOX News"
-Amen
It's gonna be fun to watch them either completely vilify Trump when he gets charged and they get implicated as accomplices... or they keep being dumb and the station goes down via Federal siezure
This is why we adore Stephen Colbert!
@@JohnPeacekeeper I get what you are saying, but I find it impossible to watch faux network in anyway, shape or form.
@@davidhart1118 well, you wouldn't need to tune into faux news to watch anyways. The last thing faux news will report is them being held in any way accountable for any of the misinformation they have spread, the lies they have told, or the collateral damaged caused by the incitement to acts against democracy, or acts of violence, inspired by the outrage they drum up amongst the snowflakes that believe anyone who chooses to think or see things differently than them isn't just wrong but they don't deserve to have a voice, speak their minds, or view things differently. We have people who call themselves patriots, but will stand in front of polling locations with the sole intent of trying to intimidate people from doing the most patriotic thing we can do, vote, simply because they don't like the idea that someone could choose to have a different political viewpoint, or choose to vote as they see fit, as is everyone's right to do. These people will not present any information, or report on events, that are so blatantly anti-democracy, anti-freedom, and contrary to what rights the Constitution guarantees us, but they will spend time telling us how having a pet, and relieving stress and anxiety by having that pet, is somehow a threat to the future of this nation.
@@Metalbass10000 yeah, ok well said, I obviously have never had to deal with anything or seen anything like what you described in your reply to me. Thanks for taking the time to reply and for opening my eyes and mind wider for a view to how toxic these "people" are to a very average guy.
It's so simple to cross-reference misinformation on the internet it's not acceptable to claim ignorance when you read about them and spread them to others.
That's because they don't care about the accuracy of the news. They just cared about how it made them feel. "Feelings over facts" is the running mantra of the Redhats, yet they have the balls to call those who disagree and hurt their feelings "snowflakes".
No one cross-references anything. No one on the Left or the Right can learn. Why should they? This is a free country. The right-wing believes that reading is dumb, and learning is elitist. The Left-wing thinks that reading The Handmaid's Tale makes them informed.
Everyone is a moron, and I can prove it.
There is a WWII government video on a government website called *Hemp for Victory* that told Americans how to grow "Marihuana" to defend our country and fight the Nazis. I just gave you all of the information that you need to find this video and watch it for yourself. Will you? No. Do you care even slightly? No. Why should you? What does World War II have to do with your life and your freedom, right?
People hide behind the excuse of "who has time for that?" and nothing happens to them for being this morally bankrupt when it comes to politics. Apathy and mental laziness kills a country cheaper than bullets ever could and is more thorough.
Yeah, it's just easier to only watch cult Fox news.
@@alexisrivera200xable Mental fatigue as well. That's why Eric's Dad flooded the news with so much scandals, so that everybody becomes too tired to even discuss any of his wrongdoings.
🤣🤣🤣🎶 "dumb little idiots, dumb little lie"🎶👏🏼👏🏼 that was just brilliant😂😂😅👏🏼💗✌🏼
The monologue writers went above and beyond tonight. 😂
Props to them!
I agree!!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤣🤣🤣
Every time Fox misinterpret or twist the meaning of studies and articles, we should help fund lawsuits against Fox to stop it.
How about every time one of the opinion-as-news program hosts reports something as factual when it isn't? That should be the standard that our media is held to, regardless of political affiliation, that anytime something is presented as factual that it is actually based on facts, that the evidence actually supports what they are saying, or claiming to be true. It would also be nice if people engaged in some critical thinking every now and then, took the time to think about what was being said, and maybe took a second to check what the facts, what the evidence, actually is. It is easier than ever to fact check, and yet people choose to do it less than ever. People run around shouting about not trusting the media, but then they implicitly trust what their echo chamber media tells them.
I blocked Fox off my tv using the parental controls. I prefer watching the muppets on PBS!
Right on track....
Or slap in the face. What kind of snowflake needs to make up a fake reality to get upset about?
@@Metalbass10000 absolutely!!!! They shouldn’t be able to lie, they shouldn’t even be able to give their opinions. It should be strictly facts once we know the facts or correcting it when they were wrong. Social media and news agencies need to be nationalized. Or it will always eventually end this way. Without a team of people who have no chance of exploitation there is no honesty coming from anyone. The right does not critique their candidates at all, and the left can only do so within their party because the climate and criticism isn’t even helping on our end BECAUSE of what the billionaires have very purposely created. I think people too easily point the finger at the victims of the cult, instead of the cult leaders.
Nice little song, Stephen! Randy Rainbow will be proud of you!
I can imagine prepping for the show. “QUICK! WE NEED TWO PUPPIES!”
Well it is new York where you can order a top Ramon sandwich covered in cheese at 3am. I'm sure two dogs aren't too hard to find.
I'd have been more worried about getting those song lyrics right.
Also, Yay puppies!!
@@cmills1008 the greatest city in the world - in the shit hole that is the USA 🤘
😂😂😂😂
"Dehydrated Mr. Clean" 🤣🤣🤣
Loved it!
I got a chuckle outta that
My doggo looked up going "where are my pets and cuddles?" When Colbert started making those puppy noises 🤣🤣🤣
So, every university should have a cat tea room. That's a thing in Japan. They have a regular tea shop at the front, but a number of cats roam freely, and there's a big play room for the cats behind the main shop, where customers can sit on sofas and snuggle with the fluffies. It destresses the customers and staff, and also reduces the burden on local shelters.
That just means that Japan has been taken over by the liberal snowflake mob!!! They’re spreading their agenda all over the world and bringing once proud nations to their knees (and hands as they pet the cats)!! 😂
Actually tho, I’d pay to go to one of those. That sounds amazing. There’s probably too many cars and streets in the states to let the cats roam freely though.
I'm in NC, and we just got one of those in my town. It's very popular, and a great way to find homes for cats.
I believe there is also a rabbit version of said Japanese cat cafe.
great nothing like drinking tea and leaving out the shop to look like Chewbacca from all the cat hair covering you that sounds terrific
@@jamesbias1200
Depends on the cat, but you’d know that if you were an animal person.
I swear watching Fox News is like receiving visions from an alternate dimension where everyone is really pissed off and too stupid to know why.
Faux News saw Idiocracy as a documentary.
I believe that's our current time line.
Good one!
Host 1: WHY ARE WE ANGRY?
Host 2: OH ARE YOU TOO GOOD TO BE ANGRY YOU SNOWFLAKE!?
Host 1: NO YOUR RIGHT I DOUGHNT CARE!
It's more like a bad LSD trip.
I love that my cat subverts so many expectations. He turns cat haters into cat lovers 😍
He loves people, and knows how to just cuddle and sleep in your arms 🥺
Loved the superMaga song!!! Everyone was clapping to the very clever lyrics!!! As usual his monologue was amazing!
Ok, so, true story: in finals week my university brings in emotional support dogs to the library to help with everyone's stress.
Also, Fox sure is a hotbed for sociopathic tendencies.
My college had puppies in the counseling center during finals week, it was LOVELY. Being able to pause and relax during the finals chaos was so helpful and such a needed break. I did really well on my finals and even got an A+ from a professor who boasts that most people fail their course 🙄 I put in the work of course, but easing my stress levels and taking care of myself made the whole experience much easier to handle.
Any day Stephen gets to cuddle puppies or hang with Evie is clearly a good day.
“No one’s gonna hand you a puppy!” 🤡
Do they not know what adoption is?
They really are choosing this hill to die on, huh..
They have never heard of animal rescue. All they know is profits and hate. They hate everything and that makes them profit.
I love how Stephen kissed the puppy at the end on the head♥️
My day is a thousand percent better after that!
Don’t let Dr. Oz near those puppies 😂
Fox News: pets make you snowflakes
Also Fox: not conceding defeat and rioting is not snowflake behaviour
They hate animals because animals hate them.
Just... don't build a gallows outside the lottery commission building for your showrunner if things go south, okay, Stephen?
Hang Louis Cato...a pinata filled with candy because he is AWESOME!
Is that south Delaware the 1 that's 1 mile south of north Delaware?
Oh god I hope the bit goes this far...
I prefer we rally the Lotto Boys and Scorekeepers on our side to prove that the official PowerBall Lotto numbers are rigged.
@@jmalfonso7 well played.
Excellent Steven! One of your top 5, for sure!!!
"These kids don't need cats, I think they need a slap in the face!" 😂 How does anyone take them seriously
Fox hosts all seem like they sit at the bar slugging down shots of whiskey and smoking packs of cigarettes. I guess that was their college!
"I have unresolved childhood trauma so they should too!" I think that sums up Fox News.
I was floored at that dumb blonde saying that she needs a cookie and a stack of books. She's going to sit there and dump on somebody petting a dog but it's okay to eat in class. Sounds to me like she needs the slap in the face No eating in class piggy.
Maybe CPS or the police is taking them seriously. But you can be sure they will backpedal so fast, their a$$ will overtake their brain...which seems to be their default setting anyway. "Oh, no, I never slapped my kids. I was just saying that. It was an act. This is an entertainment segment...". Yes, we all remember how fast certain individuals at FOX and other fringe people toned down their rhetoric, when it went to court and they had to say the truth...probably went against everything they were, are and will be^^
There are people who will believe this. However, they don't realize their own animals are emotional supports: many men really love their dogs.
stephen dancing - both on his own and then with the puppies - really just makes this monologue pop
Wow, if these people have children they need to be investigated..."they need to be Slapped"...their disgusting
I love how the late night shows have all given up being polite and just rip on the idiots hard now.
Gotta call out the crazies before they completely take over.
Truth hurts.
Wish they went even harder. I love watching The Majority Report on youtube specifically because they hold back zero punches. I truly need to see these people get savagely mocked and belittled just to feel semi normal in these abnormal times.
I hardly even watch right wing stuff anymore because it's just too depressing to see how far gone their brains are. How eager they are to believe obvious lies.. And how easily they dismiss facts and arguments by just going "those scientists were paid money for their work, therefore they are corrupt. I rest my case."
When adults discover that they can lie just like they did when they were kids, we're probably not far off from the end.
I'm liking it.
It’s all become so much of a farce that there is no other way to deal with it anymore!
That 'Hot Babe' ditty was hilarious! I actually applauded while sitting in front of my computer at 4:30 am! (shhh, don't tell anyone). Shout out to the writer and the very talented band!!
It's crazy those ppl were so upset about petting cats.
Those people get upset of ANYTHING....even breathing
It's not normal, there's something wrong with them. How could you be that freaked out over knowing that petting a cat is calming? I thought everyone knew that. And I've known a lot of stressed-out college students. College isn't easy if you are striving to do well.
Faux outrage is what they sell to their imbecile viewers, to keep 'em coming back for more. (The attention of millions of gullible morons is worth a fortune to advertisers.)
Sometimes, I think they’re testing how far they can push their viewers. “Hey, you think they’ll believe that it’s perfectly sane to be angry about the already known fact that petting cats and dogs makes people happier?” And yeah, their audience will take any chance to ridicule humans for needing respect and kindness to be healthier, happier individuals.
Humans love petting furry animals. Personally, I really want to touch the ears of a bear. Now, I won’t, because I want my arms to remain attached to my body. However, look at a photo of a bear and tell me its dumb, fuzzy ears don’t look pettable af.
Sociopaths. They're sociopaths.
And they have children!!
I feel so sorry for their kids!
Rick Scott looks like a creepy motel owner who DEFINITELY has cameras installed in all the room toilets.
Who is also an alien whose skin suit disguise does not fit him properly.
I always thought he looked like a walking penis.
@@JMurdochNZ 😆
I like to think of Scott as a old Skeletor doll that got melted in a microwave.
@@PaulA-pg7jm 😂
They've got a problem with people petting puppies and cats. But when a 10 year old girl gets pregnant and forced to carry the fetus full term because of their trigger laws it's perfectly fine?! I have no words... 🙄😤
Omg, Stephen Colbert and puppies. What could be better?? ❤
Imagine for a moment that Christmas didn't exist, and then someone came up with the idea of Christmas.
"So now these snowflakes need a whole day to hug and be nice to each other? And get presents?? Winter is a time of cold hardship, and these kids wanna be coddled like babies!"
That sounds like what the Grinches would say.
I compare a lot of normal things in our world that exist to what if it was just invented. They literally don’t want anyone to have any joy at all. That’s the goal. Be as miserable as they are. Suck everyone else’s happiness out of them to drag them down with you.
Basically the introduction to a Christmas Carol.
Murdoch media just can't help hating things. Even kittens 🐱 and pups 🐶
Also watching Stephen melt at the sight of pups was just adorable 😍
Bare with me here... My parents argued a lot. Sniping at each other constantly while I was growing up. A terrible atmosphere to grow up in. I used to joke to others that they could argue about the length of the grass until, I kid you not, one weekend they had a blazing row about just that... The length of the grass in the yard. It ended with my father slapping my mother and things been thrown everywhere.
They're both long dead now. They would've fitted right in with Fox these day's.
Even weirder? They stayed together for 54 year's till my father died. Gluttons for punishment, but I left.
That's really sad, that they spent so much of their life being miserable. Toxic cycles are really hard to break.
The day I proposed to my fiancee, her grandma said, "Now, remember, you two: marriage is made of a three-ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering!"
54 years?! Jesus... I’m reminded once again of the subreddit description;
“Is someone forcing these poor souls to stay together?” - /r/AreTheStraightsOkay
im sorry. that was parents in many ways.
I swore I would never be that.
Some days I think I already am...
You need a puppy!
Stephen keeps upstaging himself with his singing prowess! Well done!!!
As someone who dual majored in Philosophy and Theology... I just want to say, I appreciated that Anselm's Ontological Argument joke 10:25 well-played, sir
Is it made funnier if you know what Anselm's Ontological Argument is?
@@daverhoden445 as a joke, not really; it's mostly funny because of how obscure Anselm's argument is, outside of a philosophy or theology classroom it's a pretty safe bet that no one else would recognize it... the "ontological proof" meaning that it's derived from the fundamental nature of what God definitionally is, Anselm essentially argued that God is "that than which nothing greater can be" (except in Latin), and rather than it simply being a circular logic "I define God to be existing, therefore God exists," Anselm writes about 50 pages of very dense Catholic philosophy to argue that the definition is metaphysically necessary for the concept of God to be intelligible at all... in short, it's a way more linguistically awkward (but still technically logically sound and valid) version of Aquinas' more famous Five Ways proofs, and very few people are likely to have any awareness of it at all outside of a seminary haha
Heck, I'm allergic to cats, and they make me happier than Fox News ever could.
And, like Fox, they can give you a rash if you're around them too long.
@@couragekarnga8735 If you're allergic.
@@elirien4264 Trump must be allergic then?
I'm mildly allergic. I just get itchy eyes and a runny nose. I'm purfectly (sorry, had to do it) willing to take an antihistamine to pet a cat.
A jalapeno enema would me happier than Fox News every could
Put any of those Fox hosts in an election with one of those puppies, I can guarantee the puppy will win due to voter fraud 😂
Imagine being that angry over a study about the benefits of owning a pet, though. How little do they have to talk about that they complain about stress reduction through pet ownership? They gripe about the weirdest crap, I swear. And shaming people for trying to be happier by reducing mental strain is kinda disgusting. Isn’t the goal to live better and more balanced lives?
@@BeeWhistler and they call others "snowflakes".🤣
@@BeeWhistler I have the same question, although the answer is already clear, they’re miserable hence they like other people miserable as well.
Betting five bucks that every single one of those naysayers in that Fox News segment owns a pet or an emotional support animal. Because hypocrisy is their brand.
😁