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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2022
  • The former president’s failure to boost GOP candidates in the midterms has former friends like Fox News and The Wall Street Journal calling him names, and the turmoil at Facebook continued this week as Meta leader Mark Zuckerberg announced the layoff of 11,000 workers. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @djcoolfrank9497
    @djcoolfrank9497 Рік тому +2303

    Thank you generation Z, and to women of all ages to make America, a Democracy again. Thank you, Bernie Sanders, Micheal Moore, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the American people.

  • @redbarchetta8782
    @redbarchetta8782 Рік тому +189

    The Orange Jesus can sure turn water into Whine. 🤣

  • @Schlemiel-schlimazel
    @Schlemiel-schlimazel Рік тому +244

    I miss Jon Batiste’s beautifully timed piano tinkles off stage-but these guys are getting pretty good at it! That little percussion clunk was funny!😂

    • @cazia9
      @cazia9 Рік тому +12

      To be fair, Jon was with the show since Stephen’s start as it’s host, so far it’s only been about 6 months without him so they’re doing a great job finding their feet

    • @synren2851
      @synren2851 Рік тому +5

      He left to be with his wife who has cancer.

    • @fifermcgee5971
      @fifermcgee5971 Рік тому

      Me too, and that lovely smile on Jon's handsome face.

    • @mrow9999
      @mrow9999 Рік тому

      We all miss John Batiste's artistry, but he is way too big a talent to be a studio band leader: academy award, numerous Grammys. He must have enough projects about now to keep going for the next 20 years.

  • @alioxinfree
    @alioxinfree Рік тому +8

    The fricatives from the Drummer Cowboy on Colbert's exit from the Metaverse bit was both perfectly executed and auditorily thrilling. When Colbert took his pretend VR headset off the 'thunk' sounded like air in a pneumatic tube: satisfyingly hilarious. 💜👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @ComaDave
    @ComaDave Рік тому +197

    "Scooby Douche" 🤣🤣🤣
    I hope somebody has compiled a list of all the names Stephen has used for the Cheatin' Cheeto.

    • @luciamiller1555
      @luciamiller1555 Рік тому +15

      Publish that list in time for Christmas gift book pls

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm Рік тому +20

      Please,don't use Scooby.Afterall,Scooby-Doo is actually smarter than Trump,because even as a dog,he can talk in complete sentences, and they make sense too.

    • @kinglion2362
      @kinglion2362 Рік тому +18

      Tangerine palpatine is still my favorite 🤌🏾

    • @peggyking9543
      @peggyking9543 Рік тому +1

      Cult45
      Pol Potbelly
      Tantrum-p
      Insurrectionist in Chief

    • @hlcepeda
      @hlcepeda Рік тому +9

      @@alex35agm And Trump has never owned a dog.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Рік тому +256

    Helsinki Don predicted a red wave:
    He was wrong.
    Michael Moore predicted a red trickle:
    He was right.

    • @missmustache4207
      @missmustache4207 Рік тому +13

      More of a spotting

    • @Soapboxstomper
      @Soapboxstomper Рік тому +10

      Excellent instincts Michael Moore❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @rw3423
      @rw3423 Рік тому +10

      @@Soapboxstomper yeap! I listened to Michael predictions and he was spot on 🙊 he said if dems show up 👏👏🏽👏🏼👏🏼👏🏿👏🏼👏🏼

    • @RippleDrop.
      @RippleDrop. Рік тому

      Helsinki Don?

    • @charlestalarico7682
      @charlestalarico7682 Рік тому

      Good luck with your high inflation high crime and lame duck POTUS!!!

  • @rosalynmeyers8162
    @rosalynmeyers8162 Рік тому +3

    Let's continue to vote for JUSTICE, RATIONALITY & DEMOCRACY!!!

  • @wingv313
    @wingv313 Рік тому +77

    I look forward to Colbert’s nickname for the former guy every night. Scooby Douche is by far, one of the best!😂 Your writers deserve a raise😂

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr Рік тому

      A douche is a lady's hygiene device to unstink her business. So no

    • @shesails25
      @shesails25 Рік тому +5

      I'm kind of fond on Hell Toupee and Colonel Slanders!🤣

    • @misujerr
      @misujerr Рік тому +7

      The writer's didn't do those, he asked for them on the show like two years ago, got thousands of replies and has been using them ever since!

    • @BlairMountainNetwork
      @BlairMountainNetwork Рік тому +5

      I just admire his commitment to "He who must not be named"!!!... 🙌🏽
      Once outta office, he said he would never utter the name again & while other hosts have also given some zinger nicknames, Colbert has stuck to his guns & not said the vile 5-letter curse of the former prez's name. 🙏🏽

    • @dudleyburleson8668
      @dudleyburleson8668 Рік тому

      @@BlairMountainNetwork such hypocrisy is unparalleled Ill give you idiots that. Mr quid pro Joe remember and Tara Reid said metoo

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Рік тому +196

    The walls of Mar a Lago must be covered in spaghetti right now.

    • @2fabalwayz83
      @2fabalwayz83 Рік тому +4

      Probably 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @K4R3N
      @K4R3N Рік тому +7

      KFC

    • @danusdragonfly6640
      @danusdragonfly6640 Рік тому +14

      It's also Tiffany's wedding and a rare hurricane hitting Mar-a-Lardo - quite the weekend! 😆

    • @TheUluxian
      @TheUluxian Рік тому +7

      @@danusdragonfly6640 Really? Well there's cause for one celebration, then..
      GO HURRICANE!!!

    • @CKLee-rs4kl
      @CKLee-rs4kl Рік тому +7

      Big Macs maybe? And fries?

  • @Opinionsrnotfacts574
    @Opinionsrnotfacts574 Рік тому +599

    Before you send a congratulatory muffin basket to FOX for their MENSA like conclusion, should they not have been calling him a loser on Jan 6?

    • @TheUluxian
      @TheUluxian Рік тому +60

      Or any of the other years between 2016 and today..?

    • @pattyamato8758
      @pattyamato8758 Рік тому +15

      Fox actually did call him a loser on election night 2020. Flipping channels that night, that's where I heard it

    • @ianmayes8072
      @ianmayes8072 Рік тому +8

      @@TheUluxian A sort of seamless transition from Fred Trump calling him it?

    • @sherrybirchall8677
      @sherrybirchall8677 Рік тому +27

      Or when he tried to shake down Zelensky? Or when they locked babies in cages?

    • @a_diamond
      @a_diamond Рік тому +4

      xD aww but muffins! they haven't had any congratulatory muffins in a while.. don't have to send a whole basket, but we can share, right!?😊

  • @JonTorrence
    @JonTorrence Рік тому +13

    For the jazz listeners, I LOVE that the Late Show Band plays tunes like Davis’ Milestones and Morgan’s Sidewinder and Hancock’s Cantaloupe Island!!! It’s great to hear this music on a platform like this

  • @patrickirishcharm6354
    @patrickirishcharm6354 Рік тому +23

    "The ex President Scooby douche "! I died that's a good one . 😂

  • @TwoQs
    @TwoQs Рік тому +777

    I love that Colbert always puts away his invisible props. Those headsets aren't cheap 😂

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Рік тому +27

      That flip phone prop ain't cheap either.
      🤣

    • @scottevensen2615
      @scottevensen2615 Рік тому +31

      Something about that just adds to the hilarity; don't see others pantomime like that. Colbert is a cut above 👌😁

    • @emmarodden7178
      @emmarodden7178 Рік тому +11

      My brother bought one last spring, amazon sent him two, and he gave the extra one to me. 😂 figured Zuckerberg and bezos would survive lol

    • @ProfessM
      @ProfessM Рік тому +9

      Yeah not like they are made by apple. Real care went into those props!

    • @Neojhun
      @Neojhun Рік тому +9

      The props department was working hard today. Even had to do catering for him.

  • @kenek629
    @kenek629 Рік тому +548

    Was just about to go to sleep but alas, watching Stephen is 100x more important

    • @EdricLysharae
      @EdricLysharae Рік тому +9

      Heh, right there with you!

    • @TribalVanity
      @TribalVanity Рік тому +5

      Yep

    • @LoolJohn
      @LoolJohn Рік тому +8

      Same 😂 i have to be up in 5 hours, but i can spare 15 min for some colbert news

    • @AulinaWho
      @AulinaWho Рік тому +6

      it's just another 12 minutes, right?

    • @joycliffe266
      @joycliffe266 Рік тому +9

      I'm lucky. It's Friday afternoon here in Australia - nice timing. I always look forward to watching Stephen.

  • @charliechaos2551
    @charliechaos2551 Рік тому +3

    "Scooby Douche" laughed out loud!! Well done, Folks!

  • @melaniecarroll1305
    @melaniecarroll1305 Рік тому +2

    Heck yeah New York Post!! I had to watch that part again because it was sooo deliciously satisfying.

  • @mixmasterf
    @mixmasterf Рік тому +233

    I'm sure Trump is having a hissy fit from his playpen in Mar-a-Lago lol

    • @drumbum3.142
      @drumbum3.142 Рік тому

      I've heard he's been very oral about it.

    • @lastguyminn2324
      @lastguyminn2324 Рік тому +22

      The "red wave" was just the ketchup they've had to clean off the Mar-A-Largo dining room walls.

    • @sydkiriakou2481
      @sydkiriakou2481 Рік тому +8

      @@lastguyminn2324 or trumps got his period again!

    • @loribethartist6353
      @loribethartist6353 Рік тому +10

      Well currently Mar-a-Lago is being hit by a hurricane 🌀 just in time for Tiffany’s wedding 🤭

    • @Soapboxstomper
      @Soapboxstomper Рік тому +5

      Throwing his spaghetti on the walls again😂😂😂

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Рік тому +583

    You can’t fix stupid, but the letters GOP sure make it easier to spot it.

  • @Dark_Brandon_2024
    @Dark_Brandon_2024 Рік тому +5

    Gotta say those Twitter jokes cracked me up, such a hilarious advertisement lmao

  • @scottbott655
    @scottbott655 Рік тому +4

    Trumpy vs DeSatan debate would be like Jerry Springer show

  • @BlueJazzBoyNZ
    @BlueJazzBoyNZ Рік тому +71

    To : RNC
    From : Rupert Murdock
    Message Reads : Dump the Chump

  • @SRowntree
    @SRowntree Рік тому +1666

    On Tuesday we expected the worst, but instad we're getting the slow collapse of the GOP and I'm HERE FOR IT

    • @RPGreg2600
      @RPGreg2600 Рік тому

      I hope you're right. Still going to be in for a shitty 2 years if the republiscums control house and Senate.

    • @sparkleplenty59
      @sparkleplenty59 Рік тому +38

      We need a tee shirt of that!❤

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 Рік тому +61

      IF the Dems hang on to the Senate, tRump's chances for 2024 look bleak.

    • @Jason-hg1pc
      @Jason-hg1pc Рік тому

      To Hell with the GOP, for the first time in a decade, it feels like WE the PEOPLE again. Even just for a minute 🤘🕺🏼❤️🤍💙

    • @sim1manson1
      @sim1manson1 Рік тому

      @@victorpradha9946 When Tr*** runs in 24', the GQP are certainly doomed:)

  • @rrrusty49
    @rrrusty49 Рік тому +3

    Methinks that Stephen is The Great Leveler. ❤️

  • @gregbits6109
    @gregbits6109 Рік тому +31

    Kudos to the director, that cut back to Stephen off the intern was an AMAZING ANGLE

  • @JoeEnglandShow
    @JoeEnglandShow Рік тому +494

    Whatever happens, we can take comfort knowing that this midterm went much, MUCH better than we thought it would. Let's relax on that note for our mental well-being, and remember that the young folks who stepped up represent the future.

    • @mrsog7468
      @mrsog7468 Рік тому

      You people really support democrats afetr the crap they've pulled. You guys have some sort of disorder. You deserve everything that's coming.

    • @sim1manson1
      @sim1manson1 Рік тому +11

      Beto lost...BUT...was still in the race...IN TX!!!

    • @lordcaptain73
      @lordcaptain73 Рік тому +14

      My heartbeat slowed down and my shoulders relaxed for the first time all week after reading your comment. Thank you kind stranger.

    • @Jason-hg1pc
      @Jason-hg1pc Рік тому +7

      You stole the words right out of my mouth!! What else can I say but 🤘😶

    • @weregretohio7728
      @weregretohio7728 Рік тому

      Not good enough.
      Especially when you live in a fascist state full of inbred mongrels slowly destroying the country.

  • @joesunday199
    @joesunday199 Рік тому +829

    I hate that billionaires will fire thousands of hard working people who did their job as per the billionaire's requirements because he isn't fit for the job. 🤬😡

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Рік тому +57

      That's fairly common. ☹️ We shouldn't idolize the rich.

    • @Tarotiste
      @Tarotiste Рік тому +47

      @@grmpEqweer I can't speak for OP, But what I thought when I read his post was not that we look up to billionaires... But that hard-working people can be doing their job correctly, and really caring about the company they work for... And it really sucks that a billionaire can walk in and just start ripping the place apart with very little knowledge, thought or intent...
      I can't figure out how I feel about what's going on at Twitter. It's kind of emblematic of a lot of things that have been going on the last decade... That's how I felt when DJT held power.

    • @charlestalarico7682
      @charlestalarico7682 Рік тому

      As bad as all those people that were fired for not getting the vaccine?

    • @thatsuecarney
      @thatsuecarney Рік тому +6

      You had me at billionaires.

    • @joesunday199
      @joesunday199 Рік тому

      @@charlestalarico7682 You do realize how different those are, right?

  • @sharmanr.hankins8372
    @sharmanr.hankins8372 Рік тому +4

    The funniest joke was Mar-A-Lago "boarding up" windows with classified documents🎉

  • @oscarmendez3362
    @oscarmendez3362 Рік тому +10

    You are the greatest man! Thanks for keeping our sanity alive.

  • @atiredfloridian777
    @atiredfloridian777 Рік тому +402

    You know it's over when Rupert Murdoch himself calls Colonel Slanders, Trumpty Dumpty. That's how you know it's over for Trump as a politician. His political career is over, finished. Seeing that... made me smile more than I have in weeks. I have the perfect song for this occassion. My Heart Will Go On... in kazoo. It's the only thing funnier than watching Scooby Coup's career crash and burn.

    • @donivanpotter2762
      @donivanpotter2762 Рік тому

      Yeah but he set the tone and now we're stuck with MTG Johnson DeSantis which is 10 times worse than Trump. not only is DeSantis a liar he's better at it. Better at pandering to the Evangelical vote. And that's not a compliment DeSantis you could say is dishonest lying sack of shit. A vile human being. a lying c********* and all that would be true description of him. DeSantis doesn't care who he harms with his lies and he lies with the best of them. One thing I've learned the hard way is that a liar will not only lie about you they'll lie about anybody and everything as long as it benefits them and I know damn well DeSantis is a liar because he's spread nothing but lies against transgender people and he's done nothing but harm to transgender people in Florida and I happen to be transgender so I know God damn well he's a liar.

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 Рік тому +11

      🎻🎶🎶

    • @emilydavison2053
      @emilydavison2053 Рік тому +27

      I'm in the UK - we're also blighted by Murdoch. I'm torn - it's great seeing Trump being destroyed, but if he runs again and continues to go on about 2020, it will destroy the Republican vote surely? I have similar feelings about boris Johnson. I wanted him to come back because then the Tories would fight like rats in a sack and their vote would evaporate.

    • @mallninja9805
      @mallninja9805 Рік тому

      The GOP got what they wanted from Trump, now they're trying to funnel it into Desantis. I _hope_ it fails, but hope isn't a strategy.

    • @ashvandal5697
      @ashvandal5697 Рік тому +30

      Trump may (or may not) be finished but MAGA will go on. DeSantis is every bit as bad, significantly smarter and younger, and now leads the party.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Рік тому +265

    Count all the ballots... 🎶 Because...
    Every vote is sacred. Every vote is great. If a vote gets wasted, the people get irate.

  • @phillipcaldwell2256
    @phillipcaldwell2256 Рік тому +21

    I've been laughing all night. Keep it up Stephen C

  • @timothyhall7153
    @timothyhall7153 Рік тому +14

    I just want to say thank you to miss Liz Cheney for having the grapes to stand up for what's right even tho she knew her shady party would blast her and ostracize her for it. Her party needs more like her. No replacement for integrity

  • @lillia2479
    @lillia2479 Рік тому +114

    I thought for sure Steven was going to say, "...Herschel Walker, asking, 'Is that also my kid?'" 😆

  • @DustyJones1997BGCL
    @DustyJones1997BGCL Рік тому +716

    As a Gen Z I am proud of my generation. we Voted to keep our Democracy safe and protected. We want to protect women's rights. We want to protect LGBTQIA rights. We want to keep our kids safe in schools. We want to lift everybody out of poverty and I'm just happy that our generation saved this country from fascism.

    • @janemlee6701
      @janemlee6701 Рік тому +42

      Thank you! Good job! Appreciate y'all!

    • @Sgt.chickens
      @Sgt.chickens Рік тому

      Im not gonna lie mate. What you yanks have is jot democracy. And your left wing party is so far right theyd be nazis over here.
      Biden and the rest are just as useless. Hy do you think despite being the richest nation on esrth you jave higher rates of poverty and child homelessness than anywhere else in the west

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Рік тому +28

      Thanks y'all. ❤️ We have to keep going.

    • @octoBadger
      @octoBadger Рік тому +25

      I'm proud of you too Dusty - keep being awesome!

    • @sylviewalker7560
      @sylviewalker7560 Рік тому +14

      Deal.

  • @AlexCrystal13
    @AlexCrystal13 Рік тому +22

    Just when I begin to think there really is no more puns you could call T****, Stephen pulls another one out of his Twitter-hat.

    • @techguy943
      @techguy943 Рік тому +1

      Surprisingly Elon hasn't banned #hewhoshallbenamed yet

  • @MulrySquare
    @MulrySquare Рік тому +2

    "Ring bearer who threw a tantrum and swallowed both bands," lol.

  • @Commander_Appo
    @Commander_Appo Рік тому +136

    No way Meta is failing, who could’ve possibly seen that coming. (Sarcasm is hard to display over the internet)

    • @jessetorres8738
      @jessetorres8738 Рік тому +9

      To be fair, it's hard to tell when someone is being sarcastic without hearing the tone in their voice.

    • @devinnall2284
      @devinnall2284 Рік тому +8

      REaLlY YoU DoN'T SAy

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Рік тому +9

      Try an eyeroll emoji.🙄🤔

    • @kylecramer8489
      @kylecramer8489 Рік тому +6

      @@cc1k435 or the /s

    • @saraleigh5336
      @saraleigh5336 Рік тому +5

      You’re right, it can be hard to tell. Sometimes this punctuation helps: ⸮ (alternative to “/s”)

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Рік тому +738

    Fox News: *Throws Trump in the trash can* I don't want to play with you anymore *Pulls out photo of Ron DeSantis* You're my new Dictator now!

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 Рік тому +5

      DeSantis is the next president of the United States.

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Рік тому +66

      Will that require a different kind of kool-aid for the cult?

    • @mint_soup9743
      @mint_soup9743 Рік тому +1

      Unfortunately, the Dems are going to lose cause they are okay with 15 year olds being sterilized and getting double mastectomies under gender affirming "care" ☹️ why cant the Republicans understand this is normal??!?!!

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 Рік тому +4

      @@notme2day No, just a legal voting system that works.

    • @kungfukid4124
      @kungfukid4124 Рік тому +25

      @@notme2day
      Grape?

  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed Рік тому +1

    The Maya/ranch dressing interlude was a nice touch.

  • @alienkomplex7727
    @alienkomplex7727 Рік тому +2

    I’ve always called him Trumpty Dumpty lol

  • @trevorhensley3185
    @trevorhensley3185 Рік тому +241

    I love when Stephen flexes his Tolkien knowledge.

    • @drumbum3.142
      @drumbum3.142 Рік тому +11

      It's when he goes Full Out Simarileon that You know it's goin' down for real ..

    • @ezelfrancisco1349
      @ezelfrancisco1349 Рік тому +7

      He would look for even the smallest opportunity to go Tolkien on the audience

    • @christopherrivera7837
      @christopherrivera7837 Рік тому +7

      “And Gondor will answer.” 🙄

    • @Onion_Smoothie
      @Onion_Smoothie Рік тому +8

      I'm genuinely surprised he could contain himself when she pronounced it "Ara-gone."

    • @PhilBoswell
      @PhilBoswell Рік тому +1

      @@Onion_Smoothie it wouldn't surprise me if they rehearsed that and made sure she mispronounced it *just enough* 🤣

  • @democratresistance7847
    @democratresistance7847 Рік тому +1874

    Thank you to everyone who volunteered, donated, staffed a campaign, worked at the polls, and voted! In Seth's words: "Remember the worst things that happen in this country don’t happen because of hate or rage or fear. They happen because of apathy, so I encourage you to be people of action, to do the most you can, while remembering the least you can do is vote."

    • @foppishdilletaunt9911
      @foppishdilletaunt9911 Рік тому +13

      You’re welcome - The Underground Is Everywhere !

    • @afb8370
      @afb8370 Рік тому +4

      Omaba is war criminal :)

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin Рік тому

      @@afb8370 You can just move right along with your useless and hateful rhetoric. Good bye.

    • @damondelgado4603
      @damondelgado4603 Рік тому +45

      @@afb8370 who tf is omaba?

    • @euniemin1334
      @euniemin1334 Рік тому +24

      That's a great quote from Seth Myers.. Smart man... yes. After being terrorized by the MSM of the impending "red wave", it felt good to go out and DO Something.

  • @beanshady
    @beanshady Рік тому +1

    We have the Senate! Nevada is confirmed blue! 💙😊🎉

  • @justinwheeler5614
    @justinwheeler5614 Рік тому +1

    That Humpty Trumpty line is mine. I been dropping that rhyme all over the internet for 4 years. lol

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Рік тому +113

    I'm sure Donald Trump can get a fashion deal with My Pillow, if they're not both in prison

    • @ATEC101
      @ATEC101 Рік тому +7

      Butt wouldn't the ad would show them both biting pillows?

  • @marcd1981
    @marcd1981 Рік тому +1410

    My wife and I are getting the popcorn ready to watch the GOP devour itself, a horror story for the family to watch.

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 Рік тому +48

      Georgia SHOULD NEVER have gone to run-off, and Mark Kelly should have handily won in AZ. Then the GOP would be beside itself!

    • @leumas75
      @leumas75 Рік тому +32

      It’s like Dahmer: Season 2!

    • @JusNoBS420
      @JusNoBS420 Рік тому

      It’s time for the GOP leaders to stop being scared of tRump. He has torn the party apart like he tried to do to OUR country. He truly is the Biggest Loser

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 Рік тому +16

      Yes, all the names calling,🍿🍻🍹

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Рік тому

      @Prof. Weed You mean back when Lindsay Graham said that Trump was going to destroy the republican party, and they would deserve it? Hell, it was foreseeable to even the most myopic of basic bitches.

  • @trojoe
    @trojoe Рік тому +2

    Warnock needs our help. Cash donations are great but getting commitments from every Georgian you know to vote early or vote in Dec 6th is better.

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Рік тому +2912

    Hopefully Trump will run as a third party candidate in 2024 and split the Republican vote. Not only would that be awesome, but hilarious.

    • @CKLee-rs4kl
      @CKLee-rs4kl Рік тому

      Let's see, we could call it the party of lawlessness and disorder!

    • @innocentrage1
      @innocentrage1 Рік тому +185

      The trump, desandimonious debates will be comedy gold!

    • @veronicamaine3813
      @veronicamaine3813 Рік тому +162

      I think this exaclty why the GOP is terrified not having him run for them. But, they have plenty of time to destroy him politically if they show an ounce of spine.

    • @victorpradha9946
      @victorpradha9946 Рік тому +96

      @@Nate-.- And we all know that tRump has a great track record on listening to his advisers!

    • @mariegarside8830
      @mariegarside8830 Рік тому +102

      @@veronicamaine3813 I fear the GOP has an advanced case of spinelessness

  • @dontecooper6479
    @dontecooper6479 Рік тому +31

    Mya the intern is awesome. Lol

  • @ruthiepoole8319
    @ruthiepoole8319 Рік тому

    "And Gondor will Answer!!" 🤣🤣💚💜💚💜🤣🤣

  • @randabanda2853
    @randabanda2853 Рік тому

    I'm in GA and I hope everybody shows up!!

  • @223Drone
    @223Drone Рік тому +271

    Everyone knew that Zuckerbergs Metaverse was doomed from the start.

    • @K4R3N
      @K4R3N Рік тому +4

      Even Zuckerberg

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Рік тому +23

      Everyone BUT Zuck you mean.

    • @LowLight420
      @LowLight420 Рік тому +22

      Elon seems to be doom-storming, too.

    • @GigaBrand
      @GigaBrand Рік тому +6

      Meta verse is definitely lame but he was the only person dumping cash into VR hardware which was cool.

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 Рік тому +8

      oh no. It's a great idea. We just don't want Mark to do it. should be open sourced so everyone's equal.

  • @Jadeskorpion
    @Jadeskorpion Рік тому +65

    There's not enough pepto to live through these elections.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Рік тому

      Why do they have to drag on?! Even Brazil had an outcome by the next day

  • @johnmcbath256
    @johnmcbath256 Рік тому +4

    It’s scary that Walker got as many votes as he did. What’s wrong with people?😱

  • @renegadedonutshorse
    @renegadedonutshorse Рік тому +1

    I wish I could like this clip more than once. Colbert is letting loose with the cussin and the bird flippin and I love it

  • @Beginstheman
    @Beginstheman Рік тому +41

    "They're worried about the former President sticking his mushroom cap into the door hinge of democracy..." 🤣🤣

    • @jcepri
      @jcepri Рік тому +2

      Those writers are hilarious No idea how they churn out gold day after day.

    • @ericparrish1515
      @ericparrish1515 Рік тому

      Worst trip ever. Watch this.

  • @michaelscarlino1590
    @michaelscarlino1590 Рік тому +54

    That guy in the audience has an infectious laugh, 😂🤣

    • @toddklempan105
      @toddklempan105 Рік тому +2

      He isn’t in the audience, he has to be on the set. If you go back and listen to previous shows, or pay attention to future shows, you’ll hear that laugh every monologue.
      I don’t want to believe it’s a laugh track, since they show the audience from time to time, but I find his laugh distracting, if only because it stands out every night, and reminds me of the days of canned laughter:/
      Maybe someone can confirm it’s one of his staff? Even so, I feel if that’s the case, is he not around during rehearsal, and is he listening to the jokes for the first time?

    • @solyftwyn
      @solyftwyn Рік тому +7

      @@toddklempan105 I think it's one of the camera men. Back in covid time when it was just them the laugh was still there, when the rest of the audience wasn't

    • @askapk
      @askapk Рік тому +1

      Pretty sure its colberts son. Same laugh from when he started doing his shows from home and his son helped him with the camerawork etc. His son started laughing at his jokes in the monologue and I'm pretty sure when the show went back to the studio, his son started coming in. Maybe he plays a role in the writing of said monologue? That's the assumption that I've been under.

    • @akinpaws
      @akinpaws Рік тому +1

      @@toddklempan105 In the storage closet days, when I think it was just the executive producer and a cameraman in the room with Colbert, I thought the laugher was Chris Licht, but he's gone now. Then again, this laugher seems louder; might not be the same person.

  • @kevinmcgaw934
    @kevinmcgaw934 Рік тому +1

    That New York post cover needs to be on t-shirts all over America. I'd hope they come out soon.

  • @mukamishaolive1757
    @mukamishaolive1757 Рік тому +1

    A red wave hits a blue wall 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby Рік тому +55

    What happened to the Red Wave Ted Cruz forcasted? He had a complete meltdown on Fox lol

    • @notme2day
      @notme2day Рік тому +10

      Fox had a meltdown too... they've been skipping their kool-aid rations.

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer Рік тому +11

      I hate Ted Cruz. This makes me happy.

    • @weregretohio7728
      @weregretohio7728 Рік тому +2

      Zodiac Killer is still hiding in a closet in Cancun.

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 Рік тому +1

      reminds me of the witch from wizard of OZ "Noooo Im melting !!"

  • @Clyde
    @Clyde Рік тому +73

    i love Colbert! i think politics brings out the best out of him.way better than his interviews

    • @pattyamato8758
      @pattyamato8758 Рік тому +3

      I love him too, but his interviews are consistently good and occasionally profound

  • @vickiedixon9745
    @vickiedixon9745 Рік тому +2

    oh Colbert that eating a jalapeno popper during the monologue had me rolling on the floor laughing. You are an artist for sure.

  • @festeradams3972
    @festeradams3972 Рік тому +2

    Between Walker and a Concussed Brick...the Brick would look smart.

  • @lilyansah8665
    @lilyansah8665 Рік тому +37

    Trumpty Dumpy had a great fall. Thanks to all who voted. But nothing good comes easy. We have one huge job to do in Georgia on Dec 4th to complete the job. Let's do this Georgia!!!

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 Рік тому

      Thank you, reasonable, patriotic Georgians, for voting

  • @larryfroot
    @larryfroot Рік тому +1

    William Herschel discovered Uranus. Herschel Walker has travelled up his own.

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Рік тому +348

    Anybody who saw what transpired to this country then still votes REPUBLICANA is beyond hope

    • @Omni0404
      @Omni0404 Рік тому +46

      @EpicCoder Skits and Reactions Funny I don't remember hearing a *single* Republican propose any solutions to inflation during the election. Which is odd... they could have at least made up a lie but they were too lazy to even do that.

    • @skyegypze3982
      @skyegypze3982 Рік тому

      @@Omni0404
      They will . It will be another tax cut for the wealthy.

    • @AlexTingWorld
      @AlexTingWorld Рік тому +17

      @@Omni0404 I wouldn’t take anything he says too seriously…just peeped his UA-cam channel and saw the “Candace Owen Podcast” listed under “Intellectual Channels I Watch” 😂🙄.

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 Рік тому +14

      @EpicCoder Skits and Reactions you're confused because you have fallen for propaganda.

    • @edmundooliver7584
      @edmundooliver7584 Рік тому +14

      @EpicCoder Skits and Reactions thank to trumps pandemic and billionaires taxes break

  • @skyrocketcoast219
    @skyrocketcoast219 Рік тому +78

    Mr Colbert: a brilliant monolog...as usual!!!

  • @peforster6725
    @peforster6725 Рік тому +3

    Stephen, you keep get better & better!

  • @xwingrox
    @xwingrox Рік тому +39

    I miss the piano sounds whenever Stephen hangs up his air props🥲

  • @o.b.7217
    @o.b.7217 Рік тому +177

    In addition to Obama's "don't boo - vote!", I'd like to say: "if you didn't vote, you have no right to boo!"

    • @beth8775
      @beth8775 Рік тому +17

      Those ineligible to vote still have the right to boo. A lot of teens care, but can't do anything about it yet.

    • @revangerang
      @revangerang Рік тому

      @@beth8775 You are excused. Along with those who've had their voting rights taken from them by the "justice" system, and by the cheating GOP

    • @NCXDesigns
      @NCXDesigns Рік тому +5

      According to the challenger that went up against Senator Kennedy from Louisiana, voter turnout was 1/10th of the black eligible vote. Had they turned out Chicken Giblet cheeks would have LOST!

    • @4plus20isHappy
      @4plus20isHappy Рік тому +5

      Technically, they do still have the right, but others have the right to accuse them of complaining about problems they are causing.

    • @4plus20isHappy
      @4plus20isHappy Рік тому +6

      @@beth8775 That statement only applies to people who are able to vote and then choose not to.

  • @markthompson2813
    @markthompson2813 Рік тому +5

    When i started watching I was hoping he'd get his jalapeno poppers. Then he got them, I cracked up. Then the bit with the ranch dressing for the poppers was absolutely perfect. Seriously, the writers are on FIRE.

  • @ruthmelicharles5062
    @ruthmelicharles5062 Рік тому +2

    Stephen Colbert is awesome.
    I look forward to his monologues.

  • @GordonPavilion
    @GordonPavilion Рік тому +7

    Can’t spell hatred without red hat.

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 Рік тому

      Very clever ! I did not notice that before😂

  • @beastrule
    @beastrule Рік тому +3

    The herschel walker photo joke should have been “are you one of my kids?”

  • @BBradshawProductions
    @BBradshawProductions Рік тому +5

    It's a great time to be alive! Getting to see Facebook and Twitter go up in flames of dumpster fire and Zuckerberg and Musk showing the world their incompetence are making me LMAO. 🤣🎉🥂🍰

  • @TheNeilBlack
    @TheNeilBlack Рік тому +379

    I love the way Stephen always takes the time to put down his pretend props.

    • @kiriuxeosa8716
      @kiriuxeosa8716 Рік тому +7

      They're not pretend were just not pure enough to see them!

    • @rudyardganuelas6254
      @rudyardganuelas6254 Рік тому +1

      you just need to believe

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd Рік тому +2

      they're real props, the the problem is only true believers that are pure of heart can see em.

    • @jktolford8272
      @jktolford8272 Рік тому +2

      He's a former street mime. Very underestimated training.

    • @seanlee7563
      @seanlee7563 Рік тому

      OMG. I want that buzzer, Stephen.

  • @shaun906
    @shaun906 Рік тому +373

    there's nothing better than a colbert monologue, he's like a sanity touch stone!

    • @benjaminwitham9880
      @benjaminwitham9880 Рік тому +1

      Yes. For me a deeply comforting balm during the (short) reign of the wannabe dictator buffoon

    • @dennisfoster4054
      @dennisfoster4054 Рік тому

      More like insanity, just saying from the relative safety of NewZealand ,you Americans are nuts.

    • @thesinginsweep2259
      @thesinginsweep2259 Рік тому

      You must be SERIOUSLY in need of comedy if you think Colbert is funny!! He is a deep state Democrat, Epstein buddy, Globalist. Totally EVIL, but hey, keep drinking the kool aid.

    • @dennisfoster4054
      @dennisfoster4054 Рік тому

      @@thesinginsweep2259 Actually what I've known for some time,an evil person with an agenda that's anti American and Satanist.

    • @jcepri
      @jcepri Рік тому +5

      He's been my therapist since Trump won the primary.

  • @MicJaguar
    @MicJaguar Рік тому +1

    Love the putting away of invisible props. Classic.

  • @PoliticKing7
    @PoliticKing7 Рік тому +23

    They're trying to get a corporate bail out already

  • @MariusMooore
    @MariusMooore Рік тому +9

    Toxic burger fart 😂😂😂

  • @zenith110
    @zenith110 Рік тому +3

    That dude who screamed "Yeah!" At the start is the shows new resident Hype Man. Well done citizen indeed.

  • @CatsMeowPaw
    @CatsMeowPaw Рік тому +1

    Colbert is an international treasure

  • @francruz5824
    @francruz5824 Рік тому +51

    If we lose the House, demand a recount! Senate, demand a recount!

    • @Jason-hg1pc
      @Jason-hg1pc Рік тому +1

      It's just WE the PEOPLE 🤘 for a minute 🤏, ✌️

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Рік тому +1

      Yes, make this stupid 2 ring circus last longer...🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @azurekutella3812
      @azurekutella3812 Рік тому

      No, let’s not repeat the mistakes of the GOP and damage election confidence. Because in that system, even if we win, America will lose.

  • @feliciar.8838
    @feliciar.8838 Рік тому +49

    It's going to take awhile to call some seats; lots of mail in and drops the day of voting still need counting, also ballots that came from the military overseas! so, it's going totake awhile before we know who won what! Patience is a virtue we all must share!

    • @sylvialawrence4431
      @sylvialawrence4431 Рік тому

      And they're always ready to "cry foul" over the mail-in ballots. Why is it everything generally ran smoothly pre-Trump days?!? Ever see a country that doesn't want its citizens to be able to vote?

    • @Jason-hg1pc
      @Jason-hg1pc Рік тому

      🎱🌑🖤🏴♠️💣☎️🎥🦍🗝️🎓🧤🔌🖋️🕶️🎩♟️🛹🕷️🕵️🐜🕺🏼🦾🕳️🌚🕴️

  • @luciamiller1555
    @luciamiller1555 Рік тому

    So hilarious I had to watch it a second time coming today😂❤

  • @glyphin343
    @glyphin343 Рік тому +1

    As a Georgia voter I was really worried that the barrage of invasive ads would be ending soon. At least I have another month of it being even more intense!

  • @ajreyes9742
    @ajreyes9742 Рік тому +4

    the photo of Walker could have been...'' hey...are you One of My kids too????''' LOL

  • @InterestedCitizen
    @InterestedCitizen Рік тому +45

    Stephen, your Mario brother accent was excellent👏

    • @jessetorres8738
      @jessetorres8738 Рік тому +3

      Why couldn't he be the voice of Mario? Sure, he's not Italian, but that accent was convincing.

    • @atiredfloridian777
      @atiredfloridian777 Рік тому +1

      Better than Chris Pratt's.

    • @NuiYabuko
      @NuiYabuko Рік тому

      @@jessetorres8738 You can't tell me you'd want to watch a whole movie with that voice. It was also way too high-pitched.

  • @themorales6
    @themorales6 Рік тому +2

    The drummer is getting there with his response times for jokes….😊

  • @ismith275
    @ismith275 Рік тому

    THANK YOU NEW YORK POST!!! Da BIG LOOHOOZERRR!! 🤣😂🤣

  • @lorinotarius
    @lorinotarius Рік тому +49

    Mastriano STILL hasn't conceded even though there is no way he can win. I guess he's waiting for further instructions from (All the wonderful name substitutes you brilliant people came up with) to decide if he should have a temper tantrump about the vote count. I too prayed for bodily autonomy and my prayers were answered!

    • @katsong3302
      @katsong3302 Рік тому +3

      The defeated rup candidate for governor who lost in Oregon has yet to concede…. Tho news states when the dem winner called both the others in the race to say she is going to attend the positive aspects of their plans, a “cordial conversation “ was had.

    • @LividImp
      @LividImp Рік тому +3

      Conceding isn't anything official, it's just a "good sport" moment. By these people not conceding they just look like petulant children.

    • @OhhhhCheri
      @OhhhhCheri Рік тому +2

      PA girl, here. Mastriano lost in PA because we thought both he AND Oz are creepy af. The better men won. 🎉💃🌊✔️💯

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Рік тому

      @@katsong3302 Ooof, its already edited...

    • @I-dont-reply
      @I-dont-reply Рік тому +2

      Remember when Stacy refused to concede and u didn’t whine bout it?

  • @2stepjoey
    @2stepjoey Рік тому +217

    I think it's hilarious how at a time Facebook and Twitter felt like immovable objects.

    • @mk1st
      @mk1st Рік тому +9

      Like crypto wants to be

    • @I-dont-reply
      @I-dont-reply Рік тому +1

      That’s cause Stacy A was weighing them down

    • @erichancock6815
      @erichancock6815 Рік тому +14

      MySpace was king once, but the only Constant in life is Change. Who shall take the throne now?

    • @joeanon5788
      @joeanon5788 Рік тому

      some day, the poor will literally eat the rich smh In The Razors Edge, Bill Murray's character is sent , with all his books, by the Lama, to a cave to meditate and find out what his books were worth. When it got cold enough, Bill finally started burning the books for heat. Go to a Tibetan cave with suitcases of cash......... or worse, bitcoin on a usb stick..........

    • @Mubashir_AK
      @Mubashir_AK Рік тому +14

      @@erichancock6815 I think TikTok has. And the non-serious/vibes/weird? nature of it is a pretty clear indication where society is headed. It's Nero playing flute while Rome burns all over again.

  • @DiogeneDeSin0pe
    @DiogeneDeSin0pe Рік тому +1

    What a great job Stephen, you get poppers mid monologue.

  • @uainediabhal9689
    @uainediabhal9689 Рік тому

    We love you, Stephen. Down with the GOP

  • @StLProgressive
    @StLProgressive Рік тому +11

    I just about died at the ranch dressing joke. Woke my dogs up. Great mono. McCarthy is flipping pathetic.

  • @AndrewKHSmith
    @AndrewKHSmith Рік тому +1

    Every cent spent on Walker is a cent wasted - bring it on GOP!!!

  • @ecbst6
    @ecbst6 Рік тому +12

    That's cool, I call Comrade Trumpsky a loser, too 😁

  • @Hornswroggle
    @Hornswroggle Рік тому +14

    8:32 Thank you Joe. Your effect really brought it home. Brought a big smile to my face 😄

  • @oatlylatte9
    @oatlylatte9 Рік тому +1

    the audience didn't understand the "Gondor will answer" reference haha

  • @aleksoctop
    @aleksoctop Рік тому +77

    I wonder if either Elon or Mark figured out that CEOs can’t design.

    • @jemiebridges3197
      @jemiebridges3197 Рік тому +11

      Everyone assumes they are Steve Jobs and even Steve learned he can't do marketing, design, and lead at the same time

    • @JohnSmith-pn2vl
      @JohnSmith-pn2vl Рік тому

      saying this about the greatest designer of all time is quite an achievement, and please don't compare evil people like Zuckerberg to Elon.
      Elon is a good person period
      none of his companies advertise or use facebook
      stop believing the nonsense antimusk propaganda because he doesnt buy the good will of old people media with billions of dollars like all the rest of the industry does

    • @aleksoctop
      @aleksoctop Рік тому

      @@JohnSmith-pn2vl greatest designer of all time? Just what are you smoking, blue checks for $8 a box?