Whoever was calling Ted Cruise out that hard needs to be invited to all the neighborhood BBQs for life. Whoever he is, you're invited to all my holidays and vacations free of charge. You're a legend sir.
@@desireeespinosa3954 Hence the need to cut this pansy society bullshit and go back to holding people accountable. Telling everyone they're a victim isn't working.
My favourite moment of Liz Truss' term in office was the Australian media spending 30 seconds trying to figure out which minor royal she was at the Queen's funeral.
That's the third time I've heard that man cursing out Ted Cruz, and every time I hear, "remember that time T***p called your wife ugly, and you nominated him? F**k You!" I laugh so hard that I almost can't hear, "remember when those insurrectionists wanted to murder you?" That guy is the best. That was some master-level trolling, right there.
O, my New Yorkers. One can always depend on you guys for keeping it real. I think there's a tear in my eye. So proud of you. You keep checking those spineless maggots until the very last one slithers back into the hole they crawled out of.
@@damemarthafalker6738 dnc establishment kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip, crash car in to wisconsin parade thanks to nbc follow jury bus smearing ritten house too a. www.youtube.com/watch? b. ua-cam.com/video/q566pifdnU4/v-deo.html
They are. VERY VIRAL. Cruz, you have the honor along with Trump of most hated man in America, while Marjorie Parlor Greene is the most hated America’s Bitch of Buchenwald.
Hell, I'm not even from New York, but I'm proud of them as an American - and a human being. (No matter how much the likes of anti-choicers like Cruz himself would claim otherwise, I am a human f*cking being.)
You see what you’ve done Ted Cruz?? You’ve made Yanks and Sox fans get along, instead of doing what we’re supposed to be doing. Shit talking over overpriced hot dogs while two guys drunkenly fistfight behind the dumpsters before vomiting on themselves.
@Lex_Slate Yeah, I believe Cruz’s response, was something like: “Oh, you’re so original! Like I don’t hear the exact same things, from my wife and kids, over breakfast every morning…”
Yes. I could've told that guy further material to use on him. (Eh, he probably knew it as well, but being in the moment is different than having relative calm to organize your words and thoughts.)
@@ThisCharmingMan1984 I mean, that assumes that his family is still willing to speak to him. I suppose there's evidence supporting the idea that they have very low standards, so it's possible.
As a Texan expat, I gotta say：y'all just gave him a taste of 'home'. This is what most of us do when given the chance - and what the rest secretly want to do, even though he's "on their side". Good on you for making him feel as welcome as he feels in Texas.
Current Texan here and I couldn’t agree more. I despise this man. I probably would have said worse but he refuses to meet with his constituents or hold a town hall.
What was Cruz doing in New York in the first place, hunting for illegal immigrants crossing our borders into Yankee Stadium? Let's see if this spooks him into making an escape flight into the Bahamas.
Thank you New York!! I know we have our differences , but much love from a Bostonian for how you treated Ted Cruz. It was perfect, it needed to be said and I fully support it.
@@couragekarnga8735 dnc establishment kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip, crash car in to wisconsin parade thanks to nbc follow jury bus smearing ritten house too a. www.youtube.com/watch? b. ua-cam.com/video/q566pifdnU4/v-deo.html
If Trump ever goes to Federal prison, I hope it's in New York and I hope that he's given a "parade" on the way for New Yorkers to truly express what they think of him. It would make Cruz's reception look like a loving hug by comparison.
@@couragekarnga8735 He didn't have the numbers, but didn't want to admit it, so he made up some BS about "for the good of the Party". He will then in years to come go on about how he could have fixed everything if he had been given the chance (the Tories are so screwed that if a election was held now, they would win single digit in Seats).
Fun fact: although 'BoJo' is still an elected member of parliament he was off on holiday. voting on laws? Nahh. doing some actual constituency work? Nahh But, wait, what's this? A possible chance to feel popular and get the PM badge again? Back home on the first available flight. Then he realised he wasn't the prodigal PM and in fact he couldn't get enough votes. He is, to the laughable, tragic end, a self-serving fraud and political failure.
"Democracy cannot succeed unless those who express their choice are prepared to choose wisely. The real safeguard of democracy, therefore, is education."
How many times do you reckon his dad has wished he could say all of that to his son over the decades since newbornTeddy came out, entering the world with a smarmy smirk, a clap of thunder and a mass exodus of aliens leaving the planet rather than be involved in a world where "people" give Teddy a podium?.... *allegedly* lol.....my guess is that it's since around the day baby Teddy doomed the world's future happiness by learning how to speak!
Cruz looked like he didn't give a fuck. To be fair to him though, once you've given away your wife and your dignity, how could anyone give a fuck even if he wanted to.
@@couragekarnga8735 Ohhhh don't be under any illusion that the UK picked her or thought she was at all competent. A small group of (stereotype but, honestly not much) ageing, white, right-wing tory party members picked her. The country didn't. MPs didn't.
The same with Sunak. The public has had no say at all. In this case it’s literally just some Tory MPs - not even party members. So it’s pretty undemocratic right now
By that he means "any woman that doesn't immediately look at me in disgust and leave is a potential bed partner" which is a fucked up and desperate way to see human beings.
As a non New Yorker living on the west coast who's never even set foot in the Big Apple, let me say that when I see the way those Yankees fans treat Senator Raphael "Ted" Cruz I can only respond with a quote from Winston Zeddemore; "I LOVE THIS TOWN!" Stay classy New York City.
Steven was on point tonight! Not only did every one of his jokes land in the spectrum between funny or super funny, but he also had that smile that you'd see when he was doing The Colbert report
Herschel Walker's mind is lost in the wild west haha 😂 "he gave me a badge, that makes me an honorary deputy!" I'll make sure to tell my 4 year old daughter she needs to go down the street and arrest that junkie
Cobb County has made it very clear that being an "honorary deputy" and getting that vanity badge means absolutely nothing. It makes you law enforcement the same way getting a lollipop from your doctor makes your child a brain surgeon.
I love that guy from new York telling Ted Cruz off. You need to find him and bring him on your show. He definitely is speaking my mind about all those crazy Republicans.
@@markkramer3797 nothing braver than a citizen yelling at a politician that didn't care about their state with a disaster happening, and running to Cancun instead.
I'm praying for a miracle that we can get DeSantis out. Of course, the whole nation gets to worry about his stupid ass come presidential election time, but I'll take what I can get.
Whoever was calling Ted Cruise out that hard needs to be invited to all the neighborhood BBQs for life. Whoever he is, you're invited to all my holidays and vacations free of charge. You're a legend sir.
Make sure you have a spelling contest. That would be worth watching.
@@shlepmessing8703 being nice is free and needed
@@shlepmessing8703 my use of improper grammar is intentional 🙃 and hopefully slightly annoying. Our education system sucks baseball's 😉
@@desireeespinosa3954 Did you upvote your own comment?
@@desireeespinosa3954 Hence the need to cut this pansy society bullshit and go back to holding people accountable. Telling everyone they're a victim isn't working.
🤣🤣 I love stadium guy yelling at cruz! You are my hero!
What about the thousands of Eagles fans booing Jill Biden. That was sweet.
@@johnbrowne3950 well Sheagles fans are some of the worst ppl period. She shouldn't take it personally lol. Sincerely a Cowboys fan 😂😂
Guy needs a podcast, asap
@@K_Z_R 🤣 That would be funny.
my god that was sooo refreshing i must have played that ten times with tears of joy, THANK YOU NEWYORK!!!!!!!!!
“A thousand toy badges. That’s perfect that’s one for each of his secret children”. Damn the burn 🔥.
Do you smell smoke?
That was a third-degree burn, no doubt about it!
Warnock can now get 1,000 Red balloons that say "we don't want your stinking badges".
When he said I was in shock and laughing like damn the savagery is on point!
If that was a burn then Ted Cruz was cremated in a nazi oven.
That guy yelling at Turd Cruz should be replayed at the beginning of games as the new national anthem
You seem as creative with a Cruz nickname as Colbert’s writers are with Mar-a-Lardo’s
@@rustyreturns9754 Says the guy with the name ‘Rusty’.
Turd Ooze
@@susanbowman6652 Rusty Trombone more like it.
@@rustyreturns9754 Those are actually pretty funny and are sent in by fans.
OMG the clip of the Yankee fan telling Cruz get the F!$@#+ outta NY was AWESOMENESS... Thank you Stephen you made my morning!
That tape tearing Ted a new one could become my new alarm clock. What a way to get up every day refreshed and recharged.
Great idea, I wish I knew how to do that 😂
...z Z z...😴
..........."YOU SUCK TED. YOU F***ING SUUUUUCK!!!" 📻
🥱"Morning already?"
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💕💕💕
Best reply ever🤣
My favourite moment of Liz Truss' term in office was the Australian media spending 30 seconds trying to figure out which minor royal she was at the Queen's funeral.
Lol that was just too good. Also yay for lettuce.
😂
I was just thinking about that but couldn’t remember if it was about her or not 😂
If that wasn't a sign...
So funny!
I've never loved NYC more than when I heard that guy tell off Ted Cruz. That made my day.
That man should be given a key to city and the right to run screaming onto a tarmac whenever Cruz lands near the city.
You took the words right out of my mouth. That guy telling him off was music to my ears.
That's the third time I've heard that man cursing out Ted Cruz, and every time I hear, "remember that time T***p called your wife ugly, and you nominated him? F**k You!" I laugh so hard that I almost can't hear, "remember when those insurrectionists wanted to murder you?"
That guy is the best. That was some master-level trolling, right there.
Not trolling if it's true😉
It's not trolling at all, it's confronting him with the facts about how pathetic and spineless he is...
That was Martha Stewart 🙂
The man yelling at Ted was SADHGURU ! OMG ! 😮😮
@@11cabadger +s@
O, my New Yorkers. One can always depend on you guys for keeping it real. I think there's a tear in my eye. So proud of you. You keep checking those spineless maggots until the very last one slithers back into the hole they crawled out of.
Your username fucking rocks!
@@couragekarnga8735 Thank you.
@@damemarthafalker6738
dnc establishment kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip, crash car in to wisconsin parade thanks to nbc follow jury bus smearing ritten house too
a. www.youtube.com/watch?
b. ua-cam.com/video/q566pifdnU4/v-deo.html
💯
I love your profile pic !
That dude going off on Ted Cruz made me laugh until I cried. You go, man!
"Liz Truss lasted 4.1 Scaramuccis" -- Anthony Scaramucci
I forgot about him! Wonder what he's doing now?
The Mooch!!
@@couragekarnga8735 Losing money in Bitcoin!
😂😂😂😂 Excellent
Nice!
Thank you New York fans for so intelligently expressing most of the country's sentiments.
@cock No it's not
Yes!!
This made me so happy to see them do that.
We need to greet all the Trumpists that way.
@@richardreynolds6398 ok groomer
This was one of my favorite monologues from Stephen in a long time. Well done sir! 😂 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Too Hilarious
Thank You New York for screaming all of our frustrations at him!! They should play just that audio everywhere he goes to annoy him forever.
I second this.
Great idea!
Yes it was very cathartic to hear someone say it✔️
Check out the one tyt put together. At least 5 different events he was getting Heckler. Plus today on the View
They are. VERY VIRAL. Cruz, you have the honor along with Trump of most hated man in America, while Marjorie Parlor Greene is the most hated America’s Bitch of Buchenwald.
As a New Yorker Im so proud of those guys
You should be proud, cuz I know I was and I'm from South Dakota
Hell, I'm not even from New York, but I'm proud of them as an American - and a human being. (No matter how much the likes of anti-choicers like Cruz himself would claim otherwise, I am a human f*cking being.)
I'm originally from NJ and I am equally proud of those guys!
Sniff, sniff, I’m so proud to be a New Yorker. That was freakin’ beautiful!❤
I can't stop laughing at the guys heckling Ted Cruz. That was classic.
Holy fook that was awesome!!!
I like Ted Cruz more than anyone, and I hate Ted Cruz. - Al Franken
faith in humanity restored
I know and the way he waves to them as they are telling him to f off🤣
THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! I AM CRYING FROM THAT EPIC PROFESSIONAL TROLLING
"Royalty-free wizarding child. Expectum no lawsuit" Give whoever wrote that a pat on the back, that's so funny!
I read this before I heard it but I still lost it 🤣
Love to see Stephen and Louis working on their riffing, Louis and the band just keep getting better and better!
As a Red Sox fan, I became a New York fan for two minutes, watching that clip of Yankees fans berating that coward Ted Cruz. Thank you, New York. ❤️
Screaming like a banshee isn't berating anyone. He just sounded like an unhinged lunatic, i.e. your garden variety liberal.
You see what you’ve done Ted Cruz?? You’ve made Yanks and Sox fans get along, instead of doing what we’re supposed to be doing.
Shit talking over overpriced hot dogs while two guys drunkenly fistfight behind the dumpsters before vomiting on themselves.
Wow. New York really is a friendly city. Those people were way nicer than Ted Cruz deserves.
Sincerely 😂
@Lex_Slate
Yeah, I believe Cruz’s response, was something like:
“Oh, you’re so original! Like I don’t hear the exact same things, from my wife and kids, over breakfast every morning…”
Yes. I could've told that guy further material to use on him. (Eh, he probably knew it as well, but being in the moment is different than having relative calm to organize your words and thoughts.)
@@ThisCharmingMan1984 I mean, that assumes that his family is still willing to speak to him. I suppose there's evidence supporting the idea that they have very low standards, so it's possible.
Ah, New York, where people say "F^ck You" instead of "Good Morning" and it means the same thing.
The Ted Cruz clip is fantastic 😂
New Yorkers are one of a kind.
The week is always so much harder when Stephen is off. Welcome back.
I know right, not only Colbert but Seth Meyers and Jimmy Kimmel all off the same week... that was a long sad week 😢
@@oneirishpoet Yeah, the Democratic party missed the free ride.
I literally suffer!!
He goes on as many breaks as Congress.
I know! I’m always so bummed when he takes time off. He really does take my stress level down a few notches.
That dude summed up everything you didn't know you wanted to say to Ted Cruz 😁👏
oh, that's nowhere near everything, but it's a good start.
I would love to see which cities could do better, wherever Ted goes.
Let's buy him a 🍺!!
@@kenbrown2808 that might not have been everything but I got tears of joy. 😅
Guy is a legend
That's amazing! The orchestra picked up on the dancing bit with a flair of African beat right on point! Spontaneity at it's best!
That’s probably the most honest New York welcome I’ve seen! 😂
nothing is like a New Yorker telling ya how they feel about you and I mean nothing Oh how I love New Yorkers!
🤣 They don't disappoint.
That's exactly what I said at the end of that rant, "I ❤ NY"!!!
There is nothing better than the power of such a show being in the hands of the right guy. Greetz from Germany, keep it up.
As a Texan expat, I gotta say：y'all just gave him a taste of 'home'. This is what most of us do when given the chance - and what the rest secretly want to do, even though he's "on their side". Good on you for making him feel as welcome as he feels in Texas.
Current Texan here and I couldn’t agree more. I despise this man. I probably would have said worse but he refuses to meet with his constituents or hold a town hall.
Why do you keep him in office 🙄
@@lindaroundtree5396 it hasn’t been due to a lack of trying to get rid of him. Texas still has a LOT of red counties.
Vote him out! 💙💙💙💙 bring all your friends and neighbors, as well as anyone who just turned 18! Y'all got this!
Keep fighting the good fight. Texas demographics are changing and it's getting bluer every year. 💙💙💙
I wish I had been in New York to yell at Cruz. To the guy who recorded that… you’re my hero.
He-row
That New Yorker is my hero too. I'm a Texan that Can't Stand that Slimy Spineless MAGA GQP POS Cruz either!!
What was Cruz doing in New York in the first place, hunting for illegal immigrants crossing our borders into Yankee Stadium? Let's see if this spooks him into making an escape flight into the Bahamas.
That's why NYC is 'America's City'....welcome to the jungle Cancun Cruz!
As a new yorker i approve
The guy yelling at Ted made my day 🤣
NYCers do play.
Stephen was on a roll tonight. It felt like a real stand-up segment.
This was epic , i could not stop laughing
That guy yelling said everything I've always wanted to scream at Ted!
Get the F**K out of New York, I challenge anyone to do that wherever Cruz lands!
I am from Australia and I have wanted to Yell at him tooo! 😊
Thank you New York!! I know we have our differences , but much love from a Bostonian for how you treated Ted Cruz. It was perfect, it needed to be said and I fully support it.
Goddamn chef’s kiss to those outstanding New Yorkers! Funniest and most quintessential I ❤ NY moment ever. Props from Australia 🇦🇺
that man screaming at ted cruz is a national hero
This opening by Colbert is particularly savage against the Republicans, and I'm here for it!
What a way to build a monolouge, capping it with the New Yorkers ripping Ted Cruz.... Thanks Stephen, kudos to the Band.
I love when the band hypes Stephen to dance with Negah going off on the conga drums and Stephen shakes his shoulders. Gold! Keep doing it!😂😂😂❤❤
Love New Yorkers. No one ever needs to ask what they really think. That's how it should be.
I lost it at the immediate "No." response to covid being a leadership test. It's hilariously horrifying.
Thank you for finally telling people directly to vote. Please keep it up!
I'll vote, I promise! My ballot just came in the mail.
@@couragekarnga8735
dnc establishment kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip, crash car in to wisconsin parade thanks to nbc follow jury bus smearing ritten house too
a. www.youtube.com/watch?
b. ua-cam.com/video/q566pifdnU4/v-deo.html
@cock I see your mother named you after her favourite thing.
Dropped mine at the ballot box two weeks ago :)
“Hey, remember when Trump called your wife ugly, and then you nominated him?!! Remember that?!!” Aw man, priceless! 😂🤣😂🤣😅
He only wants to rape McCarthys wife
I don't get it. Why is misogyny funny?
@@ellie-tk4jy
Is not the misogyny that's funny, it Cruz inability to stand up even for his own wife.
“Perfect, that’s one for each of his secret children”. Lmao!!!! 😂
I'm an expatriate Brit and I want to express my appreciation of your 'treatment' of British politics in this edition of your monologue Stephen
Oh man, I could watch a full hour of New Yorkers "welcoming" Ted Cruz, and not get tired of it.
We would be happy to do it anytime.
If Trump ever goes to Federal prison, I hope it's in New York and I hope that he's given a "parade" on the way for New Yorkers to truly express what they think of him. It would make Cruz's reception look like a loving hug by comparison.
@@Techydad I garantee he will never do time unfortunately
Love it! love it! That's what i want everybody to yell at Bad ted cruz when he is out in public. I laugh so hard and i watch it over and over!!!
Word is out that Cruz hid in a utility closet during the insurrection while putting the finishing touches on his argument to overturn the election!
That guy deserves the key to the city and the medal of freedom
And _Boris pulled out_ of the competition for being the next PM again … the first time he's ever pulled out of anything in time.
I'm happy he did, whatever his reason.
@@couragekarnga8735 He didn't have the numbers, but didn't want to admit it, so he made up some BS about "for the good of the Party".
He will then in years to come go on about how he could have fixed everything if he had been given the chance (the Tories are so screwed that if a election was held now, they would win single digit in Seats).
Fun fact: although 'BoJo' is still an elected member of parliament he was off on holiday.
voting on laws? Nahh.
doing some actual constituency work? Nahh
But, wait, what's this? A possible chance to feel popular and get the PM badge again? Back home on the first available flight.
Then he realised he wasn't the prodigal PM and in fact he couldn't get enough votes.
He is, to the laughable, tragic end, a self-serving fraud and political failure.
They rejected him once; why would he go back? Too bad Hillary didn't learn that lesson?
Thank you, Stephen, thank you for helping us laugh.
Stephen is unmatched
@Lugosi Trump lost the election fair and square.
You're sad
New Yorkers keeping it real! Great
Way to go New York Fans, you guys are my new Heroes. Way to give it to that 💩
"Democracy cannot succeed unless those who express their choice are prepared to choose wisely. The real safeguard of democracy, therefore, is education."
I'm in Texas, Cruz is our Senator. The heckler's detailed expletives are accurate.
Please vote Ted Sleaze out in 2024! The nation is counting on you!
"I am work with many police officers". This country is in so much trouble...
Vote 🗳
😂 great monologue. The Ted Cruz bit took it all!
Plot twist:
The guy shouting the truth at Ted, was his own father.
While not technically true, at that moment he was certainly Ted's daddy
@@EditDeath Hahaha haha
EDIT: hahaha!
How many times do you reckon his dad has wished he could say all of that to his son over the decades since newbornTeddy came out, entering the world with a smarmy smirk, a clap of thunder and a mass exodus of aliens leaving the planet rather than be involved in a world where "people" give Teddy a podium?.... *allegedly* lol.....my guess is that it's since around the day baby Teddy doomed the world's future happiness by learning how to speak!
@@EditDeath Nice!
Lol😂
"Royalty free wizarding child" gave me a solid laugh.
That looked like the Elder Wand. Hmmm.
*" Expecto no lawsuit!"*
Thank you to those New Yorkers who told Cruz the harsh truth. May they have a blessed day.
I love New Yorkers! You say what's on everyone's mind.
I love New York, those guys are heros
As a Canadian my confidence in New Yorkers has risen; seems like a place I’d feel safe to visit.
Well I have to give it to them. They speak the truth about Ted Cruz and it was amazing.
I hate when you’re not on, but when you come back from vacation, you are amazing. Absolutely amazing.
I know right, not only was Colbert off but Seth Meyers and Jimmy Kimmel took the week off too, so it was a long week?! 😳
I'm surprised fled cruz made it out without taking a beer shower and wearing a hot dog hat. But that guy yelling at him was priceless 🤣😂
They were being polite.
That fan is my hero!! I laughed so hard. No way Ted Cruz walked away from that unscathed 😂
For Ted no soul no shame! 🤪😜🇺🇲💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🇺🇲
Cruz looked like he didn't give a fuck. To be fair to him though, once you've given away your wife and your dignity, how could anyone give a fuck even if he wanted to.
If there's one nice thing you can say about him, it's that he's certainly learned humility. Or at least how to handle humiliation.
@@nickwallette6201 I can’t say anything nice about him.
@@NicoleAZ145 It definitely took some effort.
From the U.K you nailed it with truss.had me laughing my head off.
How the Tories actually thought she would actually be a good choice I will never understand!
We love the UK! At least Liz left..we still have an old guy saying "And frankly..I did win the election" 2 years after he lost.
"I will remember y-"
@@couragekarnga8735 Ohhhh don't be under any illusion that the UK picked her or thought she was at all competent.
A small group of (stereotype but, honestly not much) ageing, white, right-wing tory party members picked her.
The country didn't.
MPs didn't.
The same with Sunak. The public has had no say at all. In this case it’s literally just some Tory MPs - not even party members. So it’s pretty undemocratic right now
This monologue slayed.
I'm from Houston and I love hearing those Fan's giving Ted what he deserves
“ You meet a woman and you know within one second it’s gonna happen” whether she wants it or not.
so gross! he's such a nasty-a$$ mofo
By that he means "any woman that doesn't immediately look at me in disgust and leave is a potential bed partner" which is a fucked up and desperate way to see human beings.
Missed you Stephen. Glad you're back.
Yes, congratulations to the new PM Sunak! He worked hard and deserves respect.
Thank you New Yorker's for your treatment of Teddy. You made me smile. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
What's scarier is that He doesnt think hes lying.
I think he actually believes he does; like a 5 year old child getting badge from cop
Yep. Adult told him he was an honorary police officer.
Walker: Ima peace man!
Hopefully he don't get them little airplane wings! 🤣
Did he get a lot of concussions?
@@Nevertoleave yes
@@Nevertoleave Concussions didn't make him more stupid - he was born that way.
As a non New Yorker living on the west coast who's never even set foot in the Big Apple, let me say that when I see the way those Yankees fans treat Senator Raphael "Ted" Cruz I can only respond with a quote from Winston Zeddemore;
"I LOVE THIS TOWN!"
Stay classy New York City.
Those New Yorkers were absolute golden, total bad asses
Best monologue yet🤣I’m telling yah, Stephen Colbert’s monologues give me life
i've never been so proud of new yorkers in my life!
I’m proud of those New Yorkers who shouted to Raphael Cruz just how much they ‘love’ him. Well done.
i thought it waa "rafael"... creep
@@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 - I could’ve mis-spelled it. Either way it is his real name, and in my mind his name is P.O.S.
Lets go Brandon.
@@aratosm haha very funny xddddddd so funny ahahahahaha woooow you funny joker guy
@@aratosm 🤣🤣🤣💩🤡
I'm so proud of my native city welcoming Ted Cruz
That Liz Truss thing had me laughing out loud :). And you gotta love New Yorkers...that Cruz thing made my night.
That fan.. omg! Another shy New Yorker struggling to express his feelings.. My hero!
Steven was on point tonight! Not only did every one of his jokes land in the spectrum between funny or super funny, but he also had that smile that you'd see when he was doing The Colbert report
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭 I cant stop crying and laughing. You killed it Stephen! Brilliant monologue 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
If I had a nickel for every time the U.K. gets a new PM this year, I’d have two nickels! Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
get with the spirit and go for a 5P coin.
I think this should happen more here in the US
You'll be getting another nickel soon.
3 nickels .. basic math..ssss
Ha! Love that show
I love New Yorkers!! You all rocks!
WOW. BUuuurn after burn. Great show. Welcome back! From South Africa!
New Yorkers are my absolute heroes right now!
Fuhgeddaboutit!
A very very very proud New Yorker thanks you!
I have newfound respect for New Yorkers!!!
Oh man those guys deserve an award or money or something!!! 🤩
Everyone focused on the fake badge and ignoring the statement about Hershel Walker challenging the Police to a shootout in the same sentence.
New Yorkers screaming at Ted Cruz is my new ringtone. Puts a smile on my face every time.
They all deserve medals. But who or what is cruz waving at, there is no one there except security?
Watch it over and over on many different platforms.
It was a stressful day😢
That would be a great ringtone. I love New York. No, really I do.
I can't even THINK of anything more satisfying than those NYers letting that little weasel Ted Cruz know just they think. Can't see it enuf
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Herschel Walker's mind is lost in the wild west haha 😂 "he gave me a badge, that makes me an honorary deputy!"
I'll make sure to tell my 4 year old daughter she needs to go down the street and arrest that junkie
Cobb County has made it very clear that being an "honorary deputy" and getting that vanity badge means absolutely nothing. It makes you law enforcement the same way getting a lollipop from your doctor makes your child a brain surgeon.
That New York 'goodbye' to Rafael 'Ted' Cruz was priceless! I nearly lost a lung... 🤣
I sincerely hope that's they way everyone in America greets Ted Cruz from now on
Love the way Louis & the band are joining in w/ Stephen now during his monologue. Adds to his words!
I love that guy from new York telling Ted Cruz off. You need to find him and bring him on your show. He definitely is speaking my mind about all those crazy Republicans.
He's definitely speaking the brain washing.
There is nothing braver than a coward who screams like an infant at a political opposite.
Agreed. Pushing Russia to the brink of Nuclear War is so much better than having one of those insane Republicans in the Oval Office.
Oh that would be great!
@@markkramer3797 nothing braver than a citizen yelling at a politician that didn't care about their state with a disaster happening, and running to Cancun instead.
First time I've ever voted in a midterm. Vote, folks!
Second time for me. Please, please vote!
I'm praying for a miracle that we can get DeSantis out. Of course, the whole nation gets to worry about his stupid ass come presidential election time, but I'll take what I can get.
always vote DEMOCRATIC!!!!
Congrats!! Thank you for doing your civic duty!
Congratulations! Keep up the good work...
I never stop cracking up when his band and that drum beat kick in with the dancing after a joke that makes a sick burn. Respect to the rhythm section.
Many people wouldn't yell obscenities at anyone, but most would make an exception for Ted!
Nah. New yorkers never shut the hell up. That's the problem
"arm … leg".
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Dang auto-correct...
Ted Cruz is a human bedbug infestation. Any time he gets insulted, a star is born.
Tentacles? Those are extremities. 😁
Cruz still kisses the butt of the disgrace of a man that insults his wife. 😂 The classics never fail to get a laugh.
For the "love" of his country.
Disgusting
Sadly Ted will be known for the worst
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Cruz kissing butt? No, he downright does rimming.
He's not alone either: that whole party sold their integrity & their souls to lick Trump's boots. Pathetic, at best.