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  • @dawnstanley1733
    @dawnstanley1733 2 роки тому +144

    🤣🤣 I love stadium guy yelling at cruz! You are my hero!

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 2 роки тому

      What about the thousands of Eagles fans booing Jill Biden. That was sweet.

    • @TeamNoSide77
      @TeamNoSide77 2 роки тому +2

      @@johnbrowne3950 well Sheagles fans are some of the worst ppl period. She shouldn't take it personally lol. Sincerely a Cowboys fan 😂😂

    • @K_Z_R
      @K_Z_R 2 роки тому +1

      Guy needs a podcast, asap

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 2 роки тому

      @@K_Z_R 🤣 That would be funny.

  • @kimclarke5018
    @kimclarke5018 2 роки тому +200

    “A thousand toy badges. That’s perfect that’s one for each of his secret children”. Damn the burn 🔥.

    • @atiredfloridian777
      @atiredfloridian777 2 роки тому +8

      Do you smell smoke?

    • @hew2356
      @hew2356 2 роки тому +12

      That was a third-degree burn, no doubt about it!

    • @MrPhotodoc
      @MrPhotodoc 2 роки тому +7

      Warnock can now get 1,000 Red balloons that say "we don't want your stinking badges".

    • @cassienunes2173
      @cassienunes2173 2 роки тому +4

      When he said I was in shock and laughing like damn the savagery is on point!

    • @benthomason3307
      @benthomason3307 2 роки тому

      If that was a burn then Ted Cruz was cremated in a nazi oven.

  • @jeffexx5515
    @jeffexx5515 2 роки тому +32

    my god that was sooo refreshing i must have played that ten times with tears of joy, THANK YOU NEWYORK!!!!!!!!!

  • @anniemorris5855
    @anniemorris5855 2 роки тому +49

    Goddamn chef’s kiss to those outstanding New Yorkers! Funniest and most quintessential I ❤ NY moment ever. Props from Australia 🇦🇺

  • @zenith110
    @zenith110 2 роки тому +306

    That tape tearing Ted a new one could become my new alarm clock. What a way to get up every day refreshed and recharged.

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet 2 роки тому +5

      Great idea, I wish I knew how to do that 😂

    • @Taijifufu
      @Taijifufu 2 роки тому +1

      ...z Z z...😴
      ..........."YOU SUCK TED. YOU F***ING SUUUUUCK!!!" 📻
      🥱"Morning already?"

    • @lynneanderson4255
      @lynneanderson4255 2 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @gemini-w7s
      @gemini-w7s 2 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💕💕💕

    • @linzalabamaawake5230
      @linzalabamaawake5230 2 роки тому +1

      Best reply ever🤣

  • @mirlnallylila
    @mirlnallylila 2 роки тому +65

    OMG the clip of the Yankee fan telling Cruz get the F!$@#+ outta NY was AWESOMENESS... Thank you Stephen you made my morning!

  • @willdejong7763
    @willdejong7763 2 роки тому +78

    That ambassador from New York greeting Cruz was a delight. Thank you!

  • @damemarthafalker6738
    @damemarthafalker6738 2 роки тому +985

    O, my New Yorkers. One can always depend on you guys for keeping it real. I think there's a tear in my eye. So proud of you. You keep checking those spineless maggots until the very last one slithers back into the hole they crawled out of.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 роки тому +14

      Your username fucking rocks!

    • @damemarthafalker6738
      @damemarthafalker6738 2 роки тому +8

      @@couragekarnga8735 Thank you.

    • @ninianstorm6494
      @ninianstorm6494 2 роки тому

      @@damemarthafalker6738
      dnc establishment kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip, crash car in to wisconsin parade thanks to nbc follow jury bus smearing ritten house too
      a. www.youtube.com/watch?
      b. ua-cam.com/video/q566pifdnU4/v-deo.html

    • @js2010ish
      @js2010ish 2 роки тому +4

      💯

    • @laurafay2796
      @laurafay2796 2 роки тому +4

      I love your profile pic !

  • @tmgiberson5115
    @tmgiberson5115 2 роки тому +29

    Love to see Stephen and Louis working on their riffing, Louis and the band just keep getting better and better!

  • @marcopolo4782
    @marcopolo4782 2 роки тому +146

    That guy yelling at Turd Cruz should be replayed at the beginning of games as the new national anthem

    • @rustyreturns9754
      @rustyreturns9754 2 роки тому +3

      You seem as creative with a Cruz nickname as Colbert’s writers are with Mar-a-Lardo’s

    • @susanbowman6652
      @susanbowman6652 2 роки тому +3

      @@rustyreturns9754 Says the guy with the name ‘Rusty’.

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 2 роки тому +2

      Turd Ooze

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 2 роки тому +1

      @@susanbowman6652 Rusty Trombone more like it.

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 2 роки тому +3

      @@rustyreturns9754 Those are actually pretty funny and are sent in by fans.

  • @floydthompson8668
    @floydthompson8668 2 роки тому +688

    Thank you New York fans for so intelligently expressing most of the country's sentiments.

  • @Ulisses3k
    @Ulisses3k 2 роки тому +9

    That's amazing! The orchestra picked up on the dancing bit with a flair of African beat right on point! Spontaneity at it's best!

  • @nickisnyder3450
    @nickisnyder3450 2 роки тому +149

    As a New Yorker Im so proud of those guys

    • @lisawise9849
      @lisawise9849 2 роки тому +1

      You should be proud, cuz I know I was and I'm from South Dakota

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 2 роки тому +4

      Hell, I'm not even from New York, but I'm proud of them as an American - and a human being. (No matter how much the likes of anti-choicers like Cruz himself would claim otherwise, I am a human f*cking being.)

    • @WakandaBabe
      @WakandaBabe 2 роки тому +2

      I'm originally from NJ and I am equally proud of those guys!

  • @sprucelynch7091
    @sprucelynch7091 2 роки тому +354

    Thank you, Stephen, thank you for helping us laugh.

  • @LaLa09
    @LaLa09 2 роки тому +72

    This was one of my favorite monologues from Stephen in a long time. Well done sir! 😂 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @4real73
      @4real73 2 роки тому +2

      Too Hilarious

  • @greatnameforaband
    @greatnameforaband 2 роки тому +301

    Thank you for finally telling people directly to vote. Please keep it up!

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 роки тому +7

      I'll vote, I promise! My ballot just came in the mail.

    • @ninianstorm6494
      @ninianstorm6494 2 роки тому

      @@couragekarnga8735
      dnc establishment kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip, crash car in to wisconsin parade thanks to nbc follow jury bus smearing ritten house too
      a. www.youtube.com/watch?
      b. ua-cam.com/video/q566pifdnU4/v-deo.html

    • @stephenp.6395
      @stephenp.6395 2 роки тому

      @cock I see your mother named you after her favourite thing.

    • @C.C23
      @C.C23 2 роки тому

      Dropped mine at the ballot box two weeks ago :)

  • @nekou_tora
    @nekou_tora 2 роки тому +432

    Thank You New York for screaming all of our frustrations at him!! They should play just that audio everywhere he goes to annoy him forever.

    • @almondnuts5187
      @almondnuts5187 2 роки тому +21

      I second this.

    • @rosalie4797
      @rosalie4797 2 роки тому +10

      Great idea!

    • @ginakay354
      @ginakay354 2 роки тому +15

      Yes it was very cathartic to hear someone say it✔️

    • @newilson6
      @newilson6 2 роки тому +7

      Check out the one tyt put together. At least 5 different events he was getting Heckler. Plus today on the View

    • @bluetortilla
      @bluetortilla 2 роки тому

      They are. VERY VIRAL. Cruz, you have the honor along with Trump of most hated man in America, while Marjorie Parlor Greene is the most hated America’s Bitch of Buchenwald.

  • @libbyholt3863
    @libbyholt3863 2 роки тому +159

    I've never loved NYC more than when I heard that guy tell off Ted Cruz. That made my day.

    • @vryusvin3905
      @vryusvin3905 2 роки тому +6

      That man should be given a key to city and the right to run screaming onto a tarmac whenever Cruz lands near the city.

    • @stvno1
      @stvno1 2 роки тому +2

      You took the words right out of my mouth. That guy telling him off was music to my ears.

  • @nicgurkweitz389
    @nicgurkweitz389 2 роки тому +254

    Whoever was calling Ted Cruise out that hard needs to be invited to all the neighborhood BBQs for life. Whoever he is, you're invited to all my holidays and vacations free of charge. You're a legend sir.

    • @shlepmessing8703
      @shlepmessing8703 2 роки тому +2

      Make sure you have a spelling contest. That would be worth watching.

    • @desireeespinosa3954
      @desireeespinosa3954 2 роки тому +10

      @@shlepmessing8703 being nice is free and needed

    • @desireeespinosa3954
      @desireeespinosa3954 2 роки тому +7

      @@shlepmessing8703 my use of improper grammar is intentional 🙃 and hopefully slightly annoying. Our education system sucks baseball's 😉

    • @shlepmessing8703
      @shlepmessing8703 2 роки тому +1

      @@desireeespinosa3954 Did you upvote your own comment?

    • @shlepmessing8703
      @shlepmessing8703 2 роки тому +4

      @@desireeespinosa3954 Hence the need to cut this pansy society bullshit and go back to holding people accountable. Telling everyone they're a victim isn't working.

  • @CiscoB80
    @CiscoB80 2 роки тому +222

    That guy yelling said everything I've always wanted to scream at Ted!

    • @ealexander71
      @ealexander71 2 роки тому

      Get the F**K out of New York, I challenge anyone to do that wherever Cruz lands!

    • @Annacares63
      @Annacares63 2 роки тому +4

      I am from Australia and I have wanted to Yell at him tooo! 😊

  • @vaderbaby
    @vaderbaby 2 роки тому +46

    That dude going off on Ted Cruz made me laugh until I cried. You go, man!

  • @angiebear8727
    @angiebear8727 2 роки тому +244

    As a lifelong Red Sox fan never thought I’d say this………Yankees fans you are amazing!!!!! Bravo 👏 we finally agree on something ✌️

    • @MauiMauiMe
      @MauiMauiMe 2 роки тому +12

      They were very thorough. 😂

    • @DETSRC313
      @DETSRC313 2 роки тому +4

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @asdic888
      @asdic888 2 роки тому +4

      Came here to say the same.

    • @justinsullivan1285
      @justinsullivan1285 2 роки тому +1

      As a Mets fan, ditto that.

  • @AnarkeeSoundVibes
    @AnarkeeSoundVibes 2 роки тому +170

    Stephen was on a roll tonight. It felt like a real stand-up segment.

    • @waynemckay100
      @waynemckay100 2 роки тому +2

      This was epic , i could not stop laughing

  • @docskate4312
    @docskate4312 2 роки тому +19

    There is nothing better than the power of such a show being in the hands of the right guy. Greetz from Germany, keep it up.

  • @ClarenceHW
    @ClarenceHW 2 роки тому +75

    What a way to build a monolouge, capping it with the New Yorkers ripping Ted Cruz.... Thanks Stephen, kudos to the Band.

    • @florencedelvalle8145
      @florencedelvalle8145 2 роки тому +2

      I love when the band hypes Stephen to dance with Negah going off on the conga drums and Stephen shakes his shoulders. Gold! Keep doing it!😂😂😂❤❤

  • @cheriann6461
    @cheriann6461 2 роки тому +715

    That's the third time I've heard that man cursing out Ted Cruz, and every time I hear, "remember that time T***p called your wife ugly, and you nominated him? F**k You!" I laugh so hard that I almost can't hear, "remember when those insurrectionists wanted to murder you?"
    That guy is the best. That was some master-level trolling, right there.

    • @11cabadger
      @11cabadger 2 роки тому +57

      Not trolling if it's true😉

    • @andnowtheweather2948
      @andnowtheweather2948 2 роки тому

      It's not trolling at all, it's confronting him with the facts about how pathetic and spineless he is...

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 2 роки тому +17

      That was Martha Stewart 🙂

    • @eddenoy321
      @eddenoy321 2 роки тому +10

      The man yelling at Ted was SADHGURU ! OMG ! 😮😮

    • @dameyu2able
      @dameyu2able 2 роки тому

      @@11cabadger +s@

  • @tiffanyanderson9437
    @tiffanyanderson9437 2 роки тому +20

    Sniff, sniff, I’m so proud to be a New Yorker. That was freakin’ beautiful!❤

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 2 роки тому +338

    The week is always so much harder when Stephen is off. Welcome back.

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet 2 роки тому +10

      I know right, not only Colbert but Seth Meyers and Jimmy Kimmel all off the same week... that was a long sad week 😢

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 2 роки тому +3

      @@oneirishpoet Yeah, the Democratic party missed the free ride.

    • @dr.lisabates6094
      @dr.lisabates6094 2 роки тому +6

      I literally suffer!!

    • @bregancool980
      @bregancool980 2 роки тому

      He goes on as many breaks as Congress.

    • @NicoleAZ145
      @NicoleAZ145 2 роки тому

      I know! I’m always so bummed when he takes time off. He really does take my stress level down a few notches.

  • @TheTechnoPilot
    @TheTechnoPilot 2 роки тому +190

    That’s probably the most honest New York welcome I’ve seen! 😂

  • @janedoe247
    @janedoe247 2 роки тому +22

    “Perfect, that’s one for each of his secret children”. Lmao!!!! 😂

  • @ShirleeKnott
    @ShirleeKnott 2 роки тому +134

    nothing is like a New Yorker telling ya how they feel about you and I mean nothing Oh how I love New Yorkers!

    • @dawnstanley1733
      @dawnstanley1733 2 роки тому +9

      🤣 They don't disappoint.

    • @dr.lisabates6094
      @dr.lisabates6094 2 роки тому +2

      That's exactly what I said at the end of that rant, "I ❤ NY"!!!

  • @aaropajari7058
    @aaropajari7058 2 роки тому +49

    Love New Yorkers. No one ever needs to ask what they really think. That's how it should be.

  • @lonerstoner9258
    @lonerstoner9258 2 роки тому +58

    The guy yelling at Ted made my day 🤣

  • @quietwarrior4
    @quietwarrior4 2 роки тому +37

    I love New Yorkers! You say what's on everyone's mind.

  • @zotha
    @zotha 2 роки тому +2451

    My favourite moment of Liz Truss' term in office was the Australian media spending 30 seconds trying to figure out which minor royal she was at the Queen's funeral.

  • @rmkw4291
    @rmkw4291 2 роки тому +38

    The Ted Cruz clip is fantastic 😂
    New Yorkers are one of a kind.

  • @johnl9135
    @johnl9135 2 роки тому +24

    I love New Yorkers!! You all rocks!

  • @gregb91401
    @gregb91401 2 роки тому +508

    I can't stop laughing at the guys heckling Ted Cruz. That was classic.

    • @RaptorV1USA
      @RaptorV1USA 2 роки тому +2

      Holy fook that was awesome!!!

    • @riparianlife97701
      @riparianlife97701 2 роки тому +8

      I like Ted Cruz more than anyone, and I hate Ted Cruz. - Al Franken

    • @bardiel83
      @bardiel83 2 роки тому +9

      faith in humanity restored

    • @henrychillzzz5531
      @henrychillzzz5531 2 роки тому +6

      I know and the way he waves to them as they are telling him to f off🤣

    • @alanai1981
      @alanai1981 2 роки тому +9

      THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! I AM CRYING FROM THAT EPIC PROFESSIONAL TROLLING

  • @peggypolo3643
    @peggypolo3643 2 роки тому +12

    New Yorkers keeping it real! Great

  • @lexslate2476
    @lexslate2476 2 роки тому +668

    Wow. New York really is a friendly city. Those people were way nicer than Ted Cruz deserves.

    • @desireeespinosa3954
      @desireeespinosa3954 2 роки тому +12

      Sincerely 😂

    • @ThisCharmingMan1984
      @ThisCharmingMan1984 2 роки тому +29

      @Lex_Slate
      Yeah, I believe Cruz’s response, was something like:
      “Oh, you’re so original! Like I don’t hear the exact same things, from my wife and kids, over breakfast every morning…”

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 2 роки тому +5

      Yes. I could've told that guy further material to use on him. (Eh, he probably knew it as well, but being in the moment is different than having relative calm to organize your words and thoughts.)

    • @lexslate2476
      @lexslate2476 2 роки тому +5

      @@ThisCharmingMan1984 I mean, that assumes that his family is still willing to speak to him. I suppose there's evidence supporting the idea that they have very low standards, so it's possible.

    • @panagea2007
      @panagea2007 2 роки тому

      Ah, New York, where people say "F^ck You" instead of "Good Morning" and it means the same thing.

  • @AnimalLover101195
    @AnimalLover101195 2 роки тому +155

    that man screaming at ted cruz is a national hero

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 2 роки тому +21

    😂 great monologue. The Ted Cruz bit took it all!

  • @TheFlutecart
    @TheFlutecart 2 роки тому +206

    I'm in Texas, Cruz is our Senator. The heckler's detailed expletives are accurate.

    • @우사민-r3c
      @우사민-r3c 2 роки тому +11

      Please vote Ted Sleaze out in 2024! The nation is counting on you!

  • @closeupchannel4365
    @closeupchannel4365 2 роки тому +177

    "Royalty-free wizarding child. Expectum no lawsuit" Give whoever wrote that a pat on the back, that's so funny!

    • @kazza6078
      @kazza6078 2 роки тому +1

      I read this before I heard it but I still lost it 🤣

  • @Gamer12051
    @Gamer12051 2 роки тому +38

    That guy deserves the key to the city and the medal of freedom

  • @yooperdog
    @yooperdog 2 роки тому +15

    Way to go New York Fans, you guys are my new Heroes. Way to give it to that 💩

  • @HunnyBunz1138
    @HunnyBunz1138 2 роки тому +46

    Best monologue yet🤣I’m telling yah, Stephen Colbert’s monologues give me life

  • @greghodges2116
    @greghodges2116 2 роки тому +6

    This opening by Colbert is particularly savage against the Republicans, and I'm here for it!

  • @cynhanrahan4012
    @cynhanrahan4012 2 роки тому +228

    Never been to New York cuz honestly it scares me. But this demonstration of patriotism was magnificent. I was hoping you'd show the picture of all the people flipping him a double eagle, but hey, it's network tv.

    • @bsing2u
      @bsing2u 2 роки тому +6

      I would say NY isn't that bad prior to 2016... but all the crazies, Karen's and Kevin's are running amok.

    • @Snowshowslow
      @Snowshowslow 2 роки тому +16

      It's really not that scary :) But maybe stay out of sports venues if you're particularly unpopular 😆

    • @jimmyguitar2933
      @jimmyguitar2933 2 роки тому +6

      The only time I visited NYC was the day of the Jonestown massacre & first thing I saw coming out of Grand Central Station was the headline on the NYT: 500 DEAD. I was 19 at the time & it freaked me out!

    • @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134
      @baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134 2 роки тому +5

      The scariest thing about NYC is the smell

    • @dianacasey6002
      @dianacasey6002 2 роки тому +5

      Nothing to be scared of I traveled there 6 years ago and it was awesome never felt unsafe.

  • @thaifreeburma
    @thaifreeburma 2 роки тому +69

    I'm an expatriate Brit and I want to express my appreciation of your 'treatment' of British politics in this edition of your monologue Stephen

  • @Galaar
    @Galaar 2 роки тому +23

    I lost it at the immediate "No." response to covid being a leadership test. It's hilariously horrifying.

  • @bethnasca4720
    @bethnasca4720 2 роки тому +49

    I hate when you’re not on, but when you come back from vacation, you are amazing. Absolutely amazing.

    • @oneirishpoet
      @oneirishpoet 2 роки тому +1

      I know right, not only was Colbert off but Seth Meyers and Jimmy Kimmel took the week off too, so it was a long week?! 😳

  • @jakoblarok
    @jakoblarok 2 роки тому +381

    As a Texan expat, I gotta say:y'all just gave him a taste of 'home'. This is what most of us do when given the chance - and what the rest secretly want to do, even though he's "on their side". Good on you for making him feel as welcome as he feels in Texas.

    • @kimberlyreynolds4646
      @kimberlyreynolds4646 2 роки тому +42

      Current Texan here and I couldn’t agree more. I despise this man. I probably would have said worse but he refuses to meet with his constituents or hold a town hall.

    • @lindaroundtree5396
      @lindaroundtree5396 2 роки тому +42

      Why do you keep him in office 🙄

    • @kimberlyreynolds4646
      @kimberlyreynolds4646 2 роки тому +33

      @@lindaroundtree5396 it hasn’t been due to a lack of trying to get rid of him. Texas still has a LOT of red counties.

    • @desireeespinosa3954
      @desireeespinosa3954 2 роки тому +33

      Vote him out! 💙💙💙💙 bring all your friends and neighbors, as well as anyone who just turned 18! Y'all got this!

    • @lyreparadox
      @lyreparadox 2 роки тому +37

      Keep fighting the good fight. Texas demographics are changing and it's getting bluer every year. 💙💙💙

  • @amsterdamandco
    @amsterdamandco 2 роки тому +1

    WOW. BUuuurn after burn. Great show. Welcome back! From South Africa!

  • @TurkTurkitron
    @TurkTurkitron 2 роки тому +162

    Steven was on point tonight! Not only did every one of his jokes land in the spectrum between funny or super funny, but he also had that smile that you'd see when he was doing The Colbert report

  • @vash121086
    @vash121086 2 роки тому +36

    Well I have to give it to them. They speak the truth about Ted Cruz and it was amazing.

  • @kathryn3802
    @kathryn3802 2 роки тому +5

    Thank you New York!! I know we have our differences , but much love from a Bostonian for how you treated Ted Cruz. It was perfect, it needed to be said and I fully support it.

  • @harmonicajay91
    @harmonicajay91 2 роки тому +911

    I wish I had been in New York to yell at Cruz. To the guy who recorded that… you’re my hero.

    • @bobbybrown5473
      @bobbybrown5473 2 роки тому +17

      He-row

    • @herminaescamilla8537
      @herminaescamilla8537 2 роки тому

      That New Yorker is my hero too. I'm a Texan that Can't Stand that Slimy Spineless MAGA GQP POS Cruz either!!

    • @meh2510
      @meh2510 2 роки тому

      What was Cruz doing in New York in the first place, hunting for illegal immigrants crossing our borders into Yankee Stadium? Let's see if this spooks him into making an escape flight into the Bahamas.

    • @bobdobbs69
      @bobdobbs69 2 роки тому +38

      That's why NYC is 'America's City'....welcome to the jungle Cancun Cruz!

    • @hlcepeda
      @hlcepeda 2 роки тому +16

      I'm flipping a mental coin right now: A choice between the Yankees or the Mets going to the World Series... or hearing that guy go off on Cruz.

  • @RM-eg1ed
    @RM-eg1ed 2 роки тому +202

    “Hey, remember when Trump called your wife ugly, and then you nominated him?!! Remember that?!!” Aw man, priceless! 😂🤣😂🤣😅

    • @kickazz999
      @kickazz999 2 роки тому +1

      He only wants to rape McCarthys wife

    • @ellie-tk4jy
      @ellie-tk4jy 2 роки тому +1

      I don't get it. Why is misogyny funny?

    • @jorenvanderark3567
      @jorenvanderark3567 2 роки тому +2

      @@ellie-tk4jy
      Is not the misogyny that's funny, it Cruz inability to stand up even for his own wife.

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl 2 роки тому +192

    "Liz Truss lasted 4.1 Scaramuccis" -- Anthony Scaramucci

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 роки тому +3

      I forgot about him! Wonder what he's doing now?

    • @OTGBob
      @OTGBob 2 роки тому +6

      The Mooch!!

    • @JMusar795
      @JMusar795 2 роки тому +5

      @@couragekarnga8735 Losing money in Bitcoin!

    • @idacoetzee
      @idacoetzee 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂 Excellent

    • @mtm7800
      @mtm7800 2 роки тому +2

      Nice!

  • @filanfyretracker
    @filanfyretracker 2 роки тому +106

    "Royalty free wizarding child" gave me a solid laugh.

  • @VieenRennes
    @VieenRennes 2 роки тому +6

    This monologue slayed.

  • @terriblyindecisive
    @terriblyindecisive 2 роки тому +68

    This one was so good! Not a single stinker, this was so good! I was dying at the bit where Stephen put on the fireman hat, that whole section was brilliant.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 2 роки тому +3

      Me too.....didn't he look absolutely cute... 🚒....this was a Bang,for sure,lol( and I never say that) my hub walked by and said," I could hear ya cracking up,whadda watching?". ..... Well,guess.
      ✌️

    • @serendipityshopnyc
      @serendipityshopnyc 2 роки тому

      Agreed. Particularly the royalty-free wizarding child gag!

  • @amann2547
    @amann2547 2 роки тому +93

    As a Red Sox fan, I became a New York fan for two minutes, watching that clip of Yankees fans berating that coward Ted Cruz. Thank you, New York. ❤️

    • @lancepeters2583
      @lancepeters2583 2 роки тому

      Screaming like a banshee isn't berating anyone. He just sounded like an unhinged lunatic, i.e. your garden variety liberal.

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie Рік тому

      You see what you’ve done Ted Cruz?? You’ve made Yanks and Sox fans get along, instead of doing what we’re supposed to be doing.
      Shit talking over overpriced hot dogs while two guys drunkenly fistfight behind the dumpsters before vomiting on themselves.

  • @Synathidy
    @Synathidy 2 роки тому +2

    I never stop cracking up when his band and that drum beat kick in with the dancing after a joke that makes a sick burn. Respect to the rhythm section.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 2 роки тому +121

    Welcome back, Stephen and crew. Great monologue to kick things off again. That video clip of the guy yelling at Cruz was one of the most New York things I have ever seen, other than a rat smoking a cigarette on the subway.

  • @jameswieler3295
    @jameswieler3295 2 роки тому +31

    I love New York, those guys are heros

  • @gin394ify
    @gin394ify 2 роки тому +9

    I'm surprised fled cruz made it out without taking a beer shower and wearing a hot dog hat. But that guy yelling at him was priceless 🤣😂

  • @Ti5qu4ntum
    @Ti5qu4ntum 2 роки тому +47

    "Democracy cannot succeed unless those who express their choice are prepared to choose wisely. The real safeguard of democracy, therefore, is education."

  • @tonib5899
    @tonib5899 2 роки тому +125

    From the U.K you nailed it with truss.had me laughing my head off.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 роки тому +11

      How the Tories actually thought she would actually be a good choice I will never understand!

    • @ksmith2852
      @ksmith2852 2 роки тому +8

      We love the UK! At least Liz left..we still have an old guy saying "And frankly..I did win the election" 2 years after he lost.

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 2 роки тому +6

      "I will remember y-"

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 2 роки тому +15

      @@couragekarnga8735 Ohhhh don't be under any illusion that the UK picked her or thought she was at all competent.
      A small group of (stereotype but, honestly not much) ageing, white, right-wing tory party members picked her.
      The country didn't.
      MPs didn't.

    • @deanolium
      @deanolium 2 роки тому +8

      The same with Sunak. The public has had no say at all. In this case it’s literally just some Tory MPs - not even party members. So it’s pretty undemocratic right now

  • @ryanbauer3680
    @ryanbauer3680 2 роки тому +6

    As a non New Yorker living on the west coast who's never even set foot in the Big Apple, let me say that when I see the way those Yankees fans treat Senator Raphael "Ted" Cruz I can only respond with a quote from Winston Zeddemore;
    "I LOVE THIS TOWN!"
    Stay classy New York City.

  • @veganessence5270
    @veganessence5270 2 роки тому +1516

    That dude summed up everything you didn't know you wanted to say to Ted Cruz 😁👏

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 2 роки тому +117

      oh, that's nowhere near everything, but it's a good start.

    • @ealexander71
      @ealexander71 2 роки тому +68

      I would love to see which cities could do better, wherever Ted goes.

    • @MadDragon75
      @MadDragon75 2 роки тому +29

      Let's buy him a 🍺!!

    • @MadDragon75
      @MadDragon75 2 роки тому +50

      @@kenbrown2808 that might not have been everything but I got tears of joy. 😅

    • @haitiancreolewithluciano
      @haitiancreolewithluciano 2 роки тому +47

      Guy is a legend

  • @neva3504
    @neva3504 2 роки тому +23

    Part with Cruz was "THE BEST" laughed so hard, it was 👍 great. Replayed 3 times to enjoy and have a great morning laugh. Thank you

  • @UncleWally3
    @UncleWally3 2 роки тому +45

    As a Canadian my confidence in New Yorkers has risen; seems like a place I’d feel safe to visit.

  • @karatechick306
    @karatechick306 2 роки тому +47

    I laughed so many times at this monologue. Colbert, you are delightful.

  • @NicoleAZ145
    @NicoleAZ145 2 роки тому +110

    That fan is my hero!! I laughed so hard. No way Ted Cruz walked away from that unscathed 😂

    • @barbaraschuld8206
      @barbaraschuld8206 2 роки тому +6

      For Ted no soul no shame! 🤪😜🇺🇲💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙🇺🇲

    • @MTMF.london
      @MTMF.london 2 роки тому

      Cruz looked like he didn't give a fuck. To be fair to him though, once you've given away your wife and your dignity, how could anyone give a fuck even if he wanted to.

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 2 роки тому +1

      If there's one nice thing you can say about him, it's that he's certainly learned humility. Or at least how to handle humiliation.

    • @NicoleAZ145
      @NicoleAZ145 2 роки тому +2

      @@nickwallette6201 I can’t say anything nice about him.

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 2 роки тому +1

      @@NicoleAZ145 It definitely took some effort.

  • @wildflower2176
    @wildflower2176 2 роки тому +10

    i've never been so proud of new yorkers in my life!

  • @jayneneewing2369
    @jayneneewing2369 2 роки тому +234

    I’m proud of those New Yorkers who shouted to Raphael Cruz just how much they ‘love’ him. Well done.

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 2 роки тому +4

      i thought it waa "rafael"... creep

    • @jayneneewing2369
      @jayneneewing2369 2 роки тому +4

      @@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 - I could’ve mis-spelled it. Either way it is his real name, and in my mind his name is P.O.S.

    • @aratosm
      @aratosm 2 роки тому

      Lets go Brandon.

    • @pieohpie
      @pieohpie 2 роки тому +6

      @@aratosm haha very funny xddddddd so funny ahahahahaha woooow you funny joker guy

    • @RainCloud848
      @RainCloud848 2 роки тому +2

      @@aratosm 🤣🤣🤣💩🤡

  • @Lonewolfmike
    @Lonewolfmike 2 роки тому +18

    Thank you New Yorker's for your treatment of Teddy. You made me smile. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • @pattiaikeley
    @pattiaikeley 2 роки тому +3

    Love the way Louis & the band are joining in w/ Stephen now during his monologue. Adds to his words!

  • @terri241
    @terri241 2 роки тому +18

    Exceptionally good monologue! Especially enjoyed the NYC "rat problem' reference to Ted Cruz! Ouch!

  • @joshuagies4900
    @joshuagies4900 2 роки тому +15

    The video... thank you Yankees fans. You brought some light into my day. Thank you.

    • @courtney5796
      @courtney5796 2 роки тому +3

      I am from the mid-west and I now have a new found love of New Yorkers. His statements were concise and to the point with an excess of profanity! ❤

  • @B1ibrab3aUty
    @B1ibrab3aUty 2 роки тому +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭 I cant stop crying and laughing. You killed it Stephen! Brilliant monologue 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

  • @elainemontgomery7845
    @elainemontgomery7845 2 роки тому +241

    I love that guy from new York telling Ted Cruz off. You need to find him and bring him on your show. He definitely is speaking my mind about all those crazy Republicans.

    • @aratosm
      @aratosm 2 роки тому +3

      He's definitely speaking the brain washing.

    • @markkramer3797
      @markkramer3797 2 роки тому +3

      There is nothing braver than a coward who screams like an infant at a political opposite.

    • @lancepeters2583
      @lancepeters2583 2 роки тому

      Agreed. Pushing Russia to the brink of Nuclear War is so much better than having one of those insane Republicans in the Oval Office.

    • @triciac1019
      @triciac1019 2 роки тому +2

      Oh that would be great!

    • @triciac1019
      @triciac1019 2 роки тому +13

      @@markkramer3797 nothing braver than a citizen yelling at a politician that didn't care about their state with a disaster happening, and running to Cancun instead.

  • @gagatube
    @gagatube 2 роки тому +43

    That New York 'goodbye' to Rafael 'Ted' Cruz was priceless! I nearly lost a lung... 🤣

  • @WakandaBabe
    @WakandaBabe 2 роки тому +4

    That Liz Truss thing had me laughing out loud :). And you gotta love New Yorkers...that Cruz thing made my night.

  • @RFlash-xc4lo
    @RFlash-xc4lo 2 роки тому +42

    I have newfound respect for New Yorkers!!!

  • @cableknitter7346
    @cableknitter7346 2 роки тому +64

    That fan.. omg! Another shy New Yorker struggling to express his feelings.. My hero!

  • @jbbenet6990
    @jbbenet6990 2 роки тому +2

    Really solid opening. Great ending. I've never been to New York. But I've always loved New Yorkers attitudes. What a great way to close. I was almost in tears by the end of this one. Thanks stephen. Your writer's also nailed it in tonight

  • @kcse
    @kcse 2 роки тому +33

    Gotta love the Yankees fans & New Yorkers - they know how to offer the most honest Greetings to Ted Cruz

  • @Paulfjmilroy
    @Paulfjmilroy 2 роки тому +49

    Everyone focused on the fake badge and ignoring the statement about Hershel Walker challenging the Police to a shootout in the same sentence.

  • @billynicole7230
    @billynicole7230 2 роки тому +2

    Worth the wait. What a show!!!!

  • @aiai-j7i
    @aiai-j7i 2 роки тому +32

    "I am work with many police officers". This country is in so much trouble...

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 2 роки тому +85

    And _Boris pulled out_ of the competition for being the next PM again … the first time he's ever pulled out of anything in time.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 2 роки тому +9

      I'm happy he did, whatever his reason.

    • @casbot71
      @casbot71 2 роки тому +2

      @@couragekarnga8735 He didn't have the numbers, but didn't want to admit it, so he made up some BS about "for the good of the Party".
      He will then in years to come go on about how he could have fixed everything if he had been given the chance (the Tories are so screwed that if a election was held now, they would win single digit in Seats).

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 2 роки тому

      Fun fact: although 'BoJo' is still an elected member of parliament he was off on holiday.
      voting on laws? Nahh.
      doing some actual constituency work? Nahh
      But, wait, what's this? A possible chance to feel popular and get the PM badge again? Back home on the first available flight.
      Then he realised he wasn't the prodigal PM and in fact he couldn't get enough votes.
      He is, to the laughable, tragic end, a self-serving fraud and political failure.

    • @SeansModelBuilds
      @SeansModelBuilds 2 роки тому

      They rejected him once; why would he go back? Too bad Hillary didn't learn that lesson?

  • @ricku9487
    @ricku9487 2 роки тому +3

    Thank you to those New Yorkers who told Cruz the harsh truth. May they have a blessed day.

  • @davidlundquist1979
    @davidlundquist1979 2 роки тому +1129

    Oh man, I could watch a full hour of New Yorkers "welcoming" Ted Cruz, and not get tired of it.

    • @flatlinerod5043
      @flatlinerod5043 2 роки тому +42

      We would be happy to do it anytime.

    • @Techydad
      @Techydad 2 роки тому +57

      If Trump ever goes to Federal prison, I hope it's in New York and I hope that he's given a "parade" on the way for New Yorkers to truly express what they think of him. It would make Cruz's reception look like a loving hug by comparison.

    • @timhitt9541
      @timhitt9541 2 роки тому +3

      @@Techydad I garantee he will never do time unfortunately

    • @veronicamorin1491
      @veronicamorin1491 2 роки тому +15

      Love it! love it! That's what i want everybody to yell at Bad ted cruz when he is out in public. I laugh so hard and i watch it over and over!!!

    • @mwhitney9532
      @mwhitney9532 2 роки тому

      Word is out that Cruz hid in a utility closet during the insurrection while putting the finishing touches on his argument to overturn the election!

  • @kimberly3110001
    @kimberly3110001 2 роки тому +49

    I'm so proud of my native city welcoming Ted Cruz

  • @jamesdevine1822
    @jamesdevine1822 2 роки тому +28

    I cannot love New Yorkers more.

  • @PrincessMihai
    @PrincessMihai 2 роки тому +46

    New Yorkers are my absolute heroes right now!

  • @jeffs6090
    @jeffs6090 2 роки тому +53

    Woodward's question had absolutely nothing to do with responsibility. He asked if he thought it was a leadership test of a lifetime. Which means, "hey, there's this global pandemic occurring, how are you as the leader of this country going to make this go as smoothly as possible for all the people?" But of course, someone with chronic narcissism would immediately feel threatened and say that they weren't responsible for it. Which definitely coincides with how he dealt with it.