Musk's Problematic Twitter Takeover | Barack Obama Is "Still Fine" | Lula Wins In Brazil
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- Опубліковано 30 жов 2022
- Use of hate speech spiked on Twitter following Elon Musk's takeover, President Obama is setting hearts aflutter on the campaign trail, and Brazil's presidential election is finally over. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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"Two things 45 will never have". A classic for the ages!
I was unwrapping a KitKat I had just stolen from my son's bag when I started this episode.
Do a video for JKL about eating all the candy from ur kids🤣😂😅
@@marshamariner7897 *true true* 😆
Oh no! Busted on nation TV while doing what any good parent would do for their child. That's cruel 😂
Shame on you!
Lol
Those ladies saw their shot and they took it, that was brilliant. We don't get enough fun moments like that in politics.
So true! Mostly pseudo politicians trying to properly recite the lies that they KNOW are lies! And frustrated politicians trying to convince people that the other side is lying while TRYING to be civil. Not fun! Vote blue anyway!! For America's sake!
Somewhere Barack AND Michelle are both laughing their asses off at Stephen’s QB impression and saying “Ok, we’re gonna get him for that one next time we appear on the show!”
That's one of the glaring differences between the Obamas' and Trump; they can take a joke, understand it's a joke and be self deprecating about it. Trump goes on a tirade with everyone who pokes fun at him because he can't accept that many people actually despise him.
Regarding Obama...
-As a Norwegian, it is still utterly unfathomable that USA could go from this decent, capable, coherent, sensible, caring and knowledgeable human being, to something like trump.
Racism and hate is a hell of a drug
Every action has an opposite and equal reaction.
Talk about a downgrade!
if you dig a little deeper -and have a closer look at their electoral system- not really
@@zizinnnn says somebody who doesn't live here and has no clue except for Fox News apparently
“A Crowd who thinks he looks fine, and a wife who agrees”….best line tonight on all the Night Shows. Writing and Delivery excellence.
Canadian here and yep the crap from social media and all the insanity in the US especially politics does not and can not be stopped at the longest "undefended " border, unfortunately. I might point out though that DePape has been living in the states for over 20 years having left Canada around 14 yoa. So he didn't really get crazy until after he left Canada.
And it's not just the misinformation and conspiracy theories on social media that cross the border; almost every bad thing in the US finds a way to spill over into Canada. Canada's biggest problem is its terrible neighbour.
Excellent point!
You're wrong Kate, He had to already be crazy, he left Canada!
@@seashepherds4959 good one I'm cracking up
Canada is not to blame. It's all the Q'anon, GOP propaganda [Faux} social media lies, and misinformation crap.
🤣🤣🤣 The football impression as Obama was hilarious! 🤣🤣 The pauses, and then the "wait a minute" 🤣🤣🤣
Colbert: "2 things 45 will never have over Obama, a crowd shouting how hot he is, and a wife that agrees"
Me: Oh Snap!
He has that every rally.
@@LordsofMedia you can't actually argue that 45 is anything but a mess of poor diet and no exercise. Dude literally looks like an orange cyst wearing a wig
Yeah I bet Obama does have that. He should have more rallys.
@@LordsofMedia The crowd, yes, the wife, no.
Love this.
Love to hear this man (President Obama) speak!!! The tone of his voice, the use of proper English, his energy! He has a way of just to drive his point in. Wonderful speaker💙🇺🇸
Too bad he's a leftist ,globalist person who hates America. . Other than that, he's simply divine . That is ,if you like that kind of thing and/ or are a sucker.
Amen.
. W H A T !
he's a war criminal but go off
The last two white presidents since him haven't spoken half as well, lmao.
Maybe he should run again.
"Lula Part Two-La…" got a belly laugh out of me. Congrats to the writer whose joke that was.
Fabulous. Social Democracy returns to Brazil.
But they are broke now so it he might not be able to put social programs into place .
Será difícil retornar à normalidade democrática, mas temos esperança de um Brasil protagonista e soberano novamente.
I just hope there isn't a coup over there, or a civil war.
🤦🏻♀️ seriously, is there a world wide ban on history books? Look up what went on last time Lula was president (or his PT pal Rouseff) I don't like Bolsonaro either, but this is not a win, people!
@@lenawagenfuehr53 idk where you're from, but perhaps your "books" have mislead you. We Brazilians remember the 2000s to be a time of social and economic development. As for Rousseff, she's only fallen politically (using the words of Barroso, minister of the supreme court), she's never committed any crime as far as anyone knows (using the words of Michel Temer, her successor to presidency). Since Dilma Rousseff's impeachment Brazil struggles to come back on it's feet.
So, what are you talking about?
I, for one, have never, and will never have a Twitter account, it's a silly place, and not representative of normal people, most people don't use it, yet has so much influence on social discourse.
those cause all the movers and shakers use it :/
Indeed. I just open the door, and it's all standing with toxic politicians this, hating this group of people that. I promptly slam that door shut!
"I ain't gonna play Sun City."
@Hadwell ??? O...k ...a...y
@@smiller2044 there's like 240 million twitter accounts, and 7.8 billion people, so most people don't use twitter.
Honestly, The Obamas are relationship goals!
Michelle said it all when she clarified Obama. “To understand Barak, you have to understand Hawaii.”
It’s a lot more than just the one word, “aloha”. I, and others, came to Hawaii to get sane…..and it worked.
Thank God you are here Stephen . You give us hope that some sanity still exists in the world with so many crazy power hungry liars spreading hate to provoke chaos and suffering
A stadium filled with his secret children!! 🤣
Mr. Colbert was sharp at the monologue!!
I love the news about Brazil!!
Yes... we could make it... we have prevented Brazilian democracy from falling into a precipice...
Greetings from Brazil!!🇧🇷😁
BRAVO BRAZIL!
Greetings from Phoenix Arizona 😁✌️
So happy about that ! The world should be celebrating
@@morenamontalvo8199 ok Arizona it's your turn now! Please vote! 🌊💙🌊
Congratulations Brazil!!!
Hopefully, this will mark the beginning of the end for Twitter.
This guy is freaking exceptional. Comedy and satire at its best
Seth Myer is more funny.
Bolsonaro and Trump, great mates. Both chucked out after one term
Stephen! Don’t rat us out! It’s not candy theft, it’s ‘parent tax.’ 😂🎃
Haha yeah...
Just a perfect introduction to capitalism. You did the work and now someone larger than you is going to take some of your earning because they can and there's a name for it so it isn't stealing. XD
@@thesleeper200x *riiiight* because the adults didn't: spend money or make the costume, drive around or walk with their child, or have candy to pass out to other Trick-or-Treaters. Damn lazy adults taking what's not theirs, they didn't earn it just like taxes don't pay for roads, emergency services or elementary education. *The world*
@@smiller2044 lol
That Obama as quarterback moment is epic
As a Canadian living in Ottawa, we got our contact crazy earlier this year.
My heart warms for Brazil and the Amazon. Perhaps we finally have a chance to bring it back from desertification..
I'm Brazilian and have been watching the Late Show on a daily basis since Colbert took over. It is a pleasure to make it into the monologue especially for beating fascism in a clean democratic way. Thanks mr. Colbert.
Fascism has never, ever been beaten in a "clean, democratic way"
Fascism has only ever been defeated through overwhelming force, and this is no exception. Look how many Bolsonaristas won down ballot races and you'll ser what I mean...
Congrats, but you better hunker down. Bolsonaro controls the military and has yet to concede. This could get real ugly for all of Brazil. Thoughts and prayers.
As an American who has enjoyed being in Brazil a few times in the past and has a Brazilian girlfriend, I agree with you!
@@elfhighmage8240 His continued silence is very scary...
Congratulations on that, by the way. It gives me hope for my situation, here in America. While we now have a president far better and more respectable than... whatever the hell that thing was before, there are still horrible fascist powers literally seeking to enslave women as incubators, and you can see how that upsets me, being one of those women.
The crazy really has spread to us in Canada, not to mention the rest of the world. The "freedom convoy" is a perfect example of this.
This was a good one, really had me laughing! And thank you for calling out Musk as the tool he is!
Colbert's monologue is the highlight of my afternoon here in Australia.
Same!
agree
It’s a nice way to keep abreast of american news, without being left with a sense of smothering apocalyptic doom.
Lucky you 🍀 Soaking up all the love from afar 🇦🇺
Which district of Sydney do you recommend to stay for a family trip?
Thank you for that impression of Obama as a quarterback! I needed that laugh!
Yes, I agree. That was so funny and probably would be true. Thank you Stephen for making us laugh through these crazy times.😂😂
Yeah. I was laughing SO hard at that! It was just perfect. :)
One of your best monologues in a long time. I was rolling!
It's so hard to make fun of Obama, because he's such a good player in the media game. But that joke really got me laughing. :-D
i dont feel so bad now for never having signed up for twitter
Same, tbh
I made that mistake and started having stomach issue and sleepless nights. Finally I was suspended for telling a MAGA where to go. Best thing to happen
I’ve never been on twitter but hear it’s nasty… And sounds like it’s only going to get worse
Looks like Musk is going to ruin anything good about it, which is a real shame.
Yep. It was always terrible, even before he took over. Deleted my Twitter and Facebook accounts a decade ago and never looked back
Stephen missed it with that picture of Musk looking over his shoulder. "Elon Musk, seen here in disbelief that James Bond has escaped his death trap."
So funny we used to raid the kids candy, told them give us the bags so we can make sure the candy is safe. One year I over heard my oldest telling his brother; there goes all the chocolate. 😆
Hooray for Brazil, making the right choice!!!
I find it funny that I got ratioed yesterday on a twitter thread who believed in the conspiracy of Paul Pelosi, with them telling me to wait until more info comes out before jumping to conclusions. Whelp…it’s proven that it was a politically motivated attack against Nancy, and now they still refuse to accept the truth 😅
@@engineeringartist4801 what type of 18-28 year old is personally invested in the Pelosi family😭😭😂😂😂go ahead put your stereotypes on full display bub. Just cause some are dumb doesn’t mean you can attack a whole group at large. Did you miss the Ye controversy?? You are doing the exact same thing dummy
@@engineeringartist4801 - I heard that the orange blowhard passed along a conspiracy theory that the attacker was Pelosi's lover.
1/2 of american voters vote for racism and hatred. It is a coin toss. Avoid dealing with any of them.
Dump and delete Twitter, Musk is a TWIT
They’re always gonna move the goalpost. That’s why it’s pointless to talk to them. It’s an exercise in futility.
"just a dick"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Perfection!
I've watched his stump speeches back to back, also, & replayed them. The guy still chills me. He's awesome! I voted early & glad I did. He just proves every time he speaks that the GOP MUST be voted OUT. TY, Obama!😁👏👍❗
😂 the Obama stuff was gold 😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👍🏾❤️🇨🇦
Omg I was dying when Stephen pretended to be Obama playing QB
Ted Cruz was born in Canada too... What can I say.... Our crazies migrate south. 🤷♂
I'd say take em back, but you guys don't want them either
Yes, but you also gave us Celine Dion.
@@couragekarnga8735 And Alex Trebek!
Cruz left Canada because he hates the cold,as observed when he ran away to Mexico and left his constituents to freeze in Texas.Unfortunately,Cruz returned to the United States.
.. Tom Green.
I’ve watched this video like 10+ times. I love Obama’s reaction to the crowd.
Great writing on this show! I think Colbert is blessed with the best writers.
Love your show, Stephen!
So glad you're having Barack Obama on the show...he is a class act...unlike the other guy!
AND CORRUPT
Yeah the other guy sure is as corrupt as hell
@@newtron9 LOL. Click on this trolls profile. Ive never seen a bigger snowflake in my life!!!
You cant be serious. Caused more problems in the world than any other President.
Joe's not that bad, is he? 😉
i like how he never says "trump" he finds a way to avoid the name
I wish the news media could figure that out.
Me too. I can't even say his name!
Yes, and remember all the entries to the “He who shall not be named” contest!
As a Muslim Trump has my respect unlike Biden and Obama who are responsible for millions of deaths of my brothers and sisters. Trump bought peace but you are all too stupid to see the devil control these puppets
@@diggs3922 I'll call him 46
Stephen was having fun but seriously, well done for showing Elon Musk up for who and what he is.
Ok that one hit me hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I love how Colbert play Obama
Stephen really outdid himself with this one🤣🤣🤣. Definitely brightened my day!
Obama is so relaxed and at ease. It's nice seeing politicians that can joke and laugh at themselves or with others.
Easy when your lords and masters support your obsecene life style at the expense of the people.
Well, he is a joke himself...
@@mirabella2154 Sure...keep telling yourself that. Whatever helps you feel better about yourself I guess.
@@awake3607 Worst pathetic president ever...
Fact.
I think most countries loved Obama and his amazing wife, Michelle.
There’s a line in the Hunt for Red October that fits with todays political scene world wide. “You arrogant ass, you’ve killed us”. Hope all of the “conservatives” remember that line when the time comes.
You're right it perfectly describes politics in the United States right now., that quote is definitely on time and on target. I can imagine me going back 20 years and looking forward and watching all this and asking myself what the f*** is this?
That is very true for America sadly
I wish I still felt this way. I miss commenting with the old ladies and other POC about how great Obama is. Now I realize they were all brainwashed and I made a horrible mistake by joining into their narritave. If they get their way, people will go to jail for hurting other people's feelings online, my kids will be filled with weird sexual ideas in school, I can't have a gas powered car, etc. I was onboard but they get emotional, stop thinking, and take everything way too far.
@@smitty347 the weird sex Ed stuff is 100% real, I saw it all first hand in my own kids schoolwork and it definitely bothered me a ton. I used to be you, I used to tell people they were wrong and none of that is happening. I used to think all conservatives were racist as well, but they welcomed me openly as a person of color when I went to those school board meetings with em, they are just regular ppl, not extreme or hateful or bigoted. I disagree with them about vaccines and abortions and they don't freak out like when I disagree with my liberal circle about critical race theory and sex Ed.
@@tyrlant2189 What is the name of the textbook?
the twitter "whats happening?!!!!" bit had me crying. thx Colbert, I needed that. :)
Yep, that classic clip from “Poltergeist” never gets old.
Didn't know the percussionist was a fellow Brazilian! Grande abraço pra ela 🤗🤗
Boycott twitter!
Didn't we already do that by never joining it in the first place?
Haven’t used it since 2012 thankfully
Bye bye
I had a Instagram account and I got rid of it because of all of the insane things I was seeing, same thing for Twitter and I'm so much happier., I actually feel like I'm getting some of my sanity back
Just get off Twitter, no one needs it. PEOPLE HAVE THE POWER TO DOTHIS ONE THING!
Yesterday I watched back to back Obama speeches at his rallies for us Democrats. For the first time in years, I became calm, BP was normal, and breathing much easier. I refused to watch any MAGA BS the rest of the day. Didn't want to spoil my high! That's what a President looks and sounds like. A real leader.
They say a people gets the government it deserves. Don't you think you deserve an Obama, not a Trump?
I’m so sick of the GOP letting complete psychos have power. People are out of their minds voting for republicans right now.. the entire party is not speaking against the coup on the 6th, trying to kill our VP, speakers husband being attacked with a hammer.. they are openly firing up all the crazies and sicking them on the country and their political opponents. It’s wild the polls are still close and the GOP is getting away with all this.
Agreed!
You must not have watched his appearance in my home state of Michigan. He was practically ran off the stage. Dems are in straight panick mode. Red wave coming in one week.
Obama was also a warmonger. Just because the dude can hold a nice speech doesn't make him a good president.
Thank you for mentioning Brasil. Important to defeat the slow crawl of authoritarianism in our hemisphere and worldwide.
Now poohtin
@@garfield2439 HELL YEAH!!!
@@garfield2439 - I understand that Lula was not a supreme candidate; we had the same deal with Biden. But at least it keeps those OTHER ones out! Yes!
and replace it with socialism and which increases crime, and every crime the best countries in the world are authoritarianism in Asia, Europe you will see the fall of your currency with socialism comes inflation
Authoritarians are just as terrified as dems about free speech. How are you so ignorant of that?
Stephens Obama impression is gold !👌
Best one liner of the year.
Attacker can be a GOP nominee to elevate their level of candidates to totally insane.
Those comments re President Obama? Freaking. Spot. On! All of them, LOL!
Thanks for giving me some smiles, Stephen! I sure did need 'em!
Guy with the hammer: The next GOP intern.
Right! Like how they offered Kyle Rittenhouse internships and job offers after he got the not guilty verdict for shooting and killing people at a BLM march
That was a missed joke opportunity for Brazilians. "My Pilau" If he would have only changed the "P" to a "B"!!!!!!! hahahahaha If you know, you know!
Three great jokes in a row! I truly lol'd
Love the description of Elon: "not so much Moby but just a dick"
When Lindsey “No room in the closet “Graham was in Ga there were no Devil went down to Ga jokes.Missed opportunities 😂😂😂
THANK YOU for providing closed captioning considerations for the Deaf and hearing impaired!
You go Stephen..."on the crowd that says how hot 🔥 he is and a wife that agrees"
Why doesn’t everyone just delete their Twitter app? I never had it.
it's time to stop using Twitter once and for all !
Good riddance !
The Obama Joke was Funny as Hell!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love me some Obama.
This was a great monologue.
I forgot how much I love Obama and his cadence while speaking, it's just calming.
Wolf in sheep's clothing
You poor sheep
@@kzimmerman5760 fyi, the fact you couldn't pass 1st grade means you're more likely to not see when you're blindly following an idiot like Trump. But if you think getting triggered at a comedy channel on UA-cam because I prefer 8 years of a stable economy to a century of reliable republican recessions then that's your dumb choice...
That's how brainwashing works. Cadence is very important.
@@drcowan3468 is that why you mentioned poop so much yesterday? Seems you have your own problems you should fix before you say others need help...
@@kzimmerman5760 happy extinction & replacement to you😁😁
I watched all of Obams's speeches in GA and Wisconsin. They made me cry. Years that since Obama years our Country years gone to pot and I miss the days when Obama was our Prez. Best ever.
years gone to pot?
Let's go Brandon!
Absolutely best ever president!!
M'Kay... I almost spit out my mousse at the bikini line. 😂
Good for Brazil...
Also, I deactivated my Twitter as soon as I heard Leon musk took over... Shouldn't he be visiting some of his hundreds of kids instead of tweeting? Lol what a joke of a human
I absolutely love to hear President Obama speak. Absolutely heart filling. His Witt & intelligence is wonderful for the soul. 💙🇺🇸🙏👏🌊
He was especially refreshing during the last guy's term.
How's Brooklyn dad doing you paid bot shill.
Can't stand the whistling he makes when he talks.
@@badrm9175 did you attend one ?
Yeah spew more LIES!!!
'Herschel Walker seen here in a station filled with his secret children...' (the ones that lived) ...too soon?
I hope Obama gets to see your imitation of him, Stephen. It was perfect and he'd love it!
Those ladies yelling at Obama! LOL!
It's just so funny! And his reactions always make me laugh!😀
A 'Donnie & MTG' Republican ticket would have seemed even too crazy for the movie "Idiocracy"...
It's the prequel.
HERE YOU GO;
You're welcome.
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Even Rod Serling couldn't make this stuff up!
TFG was a far worse President than President Camacho in Idiocracy. Camacho felt some concern and responsibility towards the American public and actually tried to do his job.
@@meh8982 plus he uses a machine gun in congres to get the attention of the public. If that isn’t a man who cares I don’t who is
Boebert must be so mad she didn't out-crazy Marge. The passive aggression between those two must start fires in every wastepaper basket they pass by...
Yes! But I wish it were more passive and less aggression.
Otimo! Colbert doing WORK beyond his normal, consistent fundrops of GENIUS - satire - commentary! That's a HIGH BAR, Jack! 🙊💓
Brilliant. Laughed so loud.
Good job, Brazil 🇧🇷👏👏👏
"Than a mug"...I love being from Michigan! Love to all that reads this!
I still say "than a mug." 😅
Colbert on a roll, again!!!!!+😁😁😁👍👏❗
The “hold on, hold on, hold on” was perfect
It's great to see both Steven and Obama enjoying themselves.
do you think Obama enjoyed himself when he drone-struck civilians?
I love you to the stars and back. This is hard...this time in our lives but please, please, please be sober for the election...please.
"hold on" - that was SPOT ON Obama. Incredible.
started with Seth, then Trevor..Watched Jimmy & now i'm here for a little Colbert!
what a way to start my November!
😃
Me too -- same order! Trevor was esp. great tonight -- you can see why he wants to get back to doing more standup. I'll miss him, tho.
Happy All Saints Day, everyone!
This is my first for the day, but will go down the list :) Happy Halloween :)
I'm on the same order of shows as well.
NONE ARE FUNNY
I am waiting all night for this one, I thought it was not recorded tonight 😁
Me too. I gave up and went to bed but couldn't fall asleep going over all the mock angry things I was going to comment, ending with: Who do you think you are, Johnny Carson? Finally got back up and there he was. I'm happy again. 🤣🤣😁
@@wtf1185 Your nick fits your comment so well. lol
Cancel Twitter. Block Musk.
Comedian, Spiritual Advisor, Prophet! Love this Man!!
🤣 the best Obama impression ever!
That cheered me right up 😂
Have a fantastic day everyone, much love to all.
Had me dying. 🤣
Seen Colbert do a lot of Trump and Biden impressions. First time I've seen his Obama and it was gold, haha.
The entire GOP should be held accountable for the attack on Paul.
Vote Blue!
Held accountable like the Dems were when the idiot shot up softball game ,damn near killing Steve Salise ? Oh ,that's right..The Dems are never accountable for jack
I'll be voting tomorrow!
I voted early and voted entirely blue!
@@markpalmer2451 maybe it's your fault for being an uninformed spewing asshole
I don't condone Nancy's (in)actions on insider trading by Congressmembers, but personal assault and attempted murder must be punished to the fullest extent of the law.
🤣🤣🤣 He's on fire in this episode... LOVE IT...... Laughter's imperative for maintaining a sane world. 🙏❤🙏❤🙏❤🙏
Ah, thanks!! Needed those laughs!!
The reaction to Obama was true and reL. Don't have to pay people to come
Obama had thousands bused in for his inauguration.
Who pays ppl to show up??
Demonrats?? Yep.
They weren't payed.
Watch Twitter sink