Mr. Colbert was sharp at the monologue!! I love the news about Brazil!! Yes... we could make it... we have prevented Brazilian democracy from falling into a precipice... Greetings from Brazil!!🇧🇷😁
Regarding Obama... -As a Norwegian, it is still utterly unfathomable that USA could go from this decent, capable, coherent, sensible, caring and knowledgeable human being, to something like trump.
Canadian here and yep the crap from social media and all the insanity in the US especially politics does not and can not be stopped at the longest "undefended " border, unfortunately. I might point out though that DePape has been living in the states for over 20 years having left Canada around 14 yoa. So he didn't really get crazy until after he left Canada.
And it's not just the misinformation and conspiracy theories on social media that cross the border; almost every bad thing in the US finds a way to spill over into Canada. Canada's biggest problem is its terrible neighbour.
Love to hear this man (President Obama) speak!!! The tone of his voice, the use of proper English, his energy! He has a way of just to drive his point in. Wonderful speaker💙🇺🇸
Too bad he's a leftist ,globalist person who hates America. . Other than that, he's simply divine . That is ,if you like that kind of thing and/ or are a sucker.
I'm Brazilian and have been watching the Late Show on a daily basis since Colbert took over. It is a pleasure to make it into the monologue especially for beating fascism in a clean democratic way. Thanks mr. Colbert.
Fascism has never, ever been beaten in a "clean, democratic way" Fascism has only ever been defeated through overwhelming force, and this is no exception. Look how many Bolsonaristas won down ballot races and you'll ser what I mean...
Congrats, but you better hunker down. Bolsonaro controls the military and has yet to concede. This could get real ugly for all of Brazil. Thoughts and prayers.
Congratulations on that, by the way. It gives me hope for my situation, here in America. While we now have a president far better and more respectable than... whatever the hell that thing was before, there are still horrible fascist powers literally seeking to enslave women as incubators, and you can see how that upsets me, being one of those women.
So true! Mostly pseudo politicians trying to properly recite the lies that they KNOW are lies! And frustrated politicians trying to convince people that the other side is lying while TRYING to be civil. Not fun! Vote blue anyway!! For America's sake!
Somewhere Barack AND Michelle are both laughing their asses off at Stephen’s QB impression and saying “Ok, we’re gonna get him for that one next time we appear on the show!”
That's one of the glaring differences between the Obamas' and Trump; they can take a joke, understand it's a joke and be self deprecating about it. Trump goes on a tirade with everyone who pokes fun at him because he can't accept that many people actually despise him.
Michelle said it all when she clarified Obama. “To understand Barak, you have to understand Hawaii.” It’s a lot more than just the one word, “aloha”. I, and others, came to Hawaii to get sane…..and it worked.
Thank God you are here Stephen . You give us hope that some sanity still exists in the world with so many crazy power hungry liars spreading hate to provoke chaos and suffering
and replace it with socialism and which increases crime, and every crime the best countries in the world are authoritarianism in Asia, Europe you will see the fall of your currency with socialism comes inflation
🤦🏻♀️ seriously, is there a world wide ban on history books? Look up what went on last time Lula was president (or his PT pal Rouseff) I don't like Bolsonaro either, but this is not a win, people!
@@lenawagenfuehr53 idk where you're from, but perhaps your "books" have mislead you. We Brazilians remember the 2000s to be a time of social and economic development. As for Rousseff, she's only fallen politically (using the words of Barroso, minister of the supreme court), she's never committed any crime as far as anyone knows (using the words of Michel Temer, her successor to presidency). Since Dilma Rousseff's impeachment Brazil struggles to come back on it's feet. So, what are you talking about?
I watched all of Obams's speeches in GA and Wisconsin. They made me cry. Years that since Obama years our Country years gone to pot and I miss the days when Obama was our Prez. Best ever.
Yesterday I watched back to back Obama speeches at his rallies for us Democrats. For the first time in years, I became calm, BP was normal, and breathing much easier. I refused to watch any MAGA BS the rest of the day. Didn't want to spoil my high! That's what a President looks and sounds like. A real leader.
I’m so sick of the GOP letting complete psychos have power. People are out of their minds voting for republicans right now.. the entire party is not speaking against the coup on the 6th, trying to kill our VP, speakers husband being attacked with a hammer.. they are openly firing up all the crazies and sicking them on the country and their political opponents. It’s wild the polls are still close and the GOP is getting away with all this.
You must not have watched his appearance in my home state of Michigan. He was practically ran off the stage. Dems are in straight panick mode. Red wave coming in one week.
I, for one, have never, and will never have a Twitter account, it's a silly place, and not representative of normal people, most people don't use it, yet has so much influence on social discourse.
@@LordsofMedia you can't actually argue that 45 is anything but a mess of poor diet and no exercise. Dude literally looks like an orange cyst wearing a wig
@@douchkanikoliic6182 even POTUS Biden can make fun of himself. Heard it can be healthy. Dems tend to support healthy choices *unlike that other guy* 🎃
@@douchkanikoliic6182 Yes I get tired of comedians making fun of Biden’s age. A person can’t help how old they are. Everyone has fumbles and brain farts at times! He overcame a stutter when he was young. And when he fell off his bike (which anyone who rides a bike has done) the comedians making fun of him really bothered me, it wasn’t funny. He got back up again and went to talk to the people nearby, that’s quite an accomplishment for a person of any age
Cruz left Canada because he hates the cold,as observed when he ran away to Mexico and left his constituents to freeze in Texas.Unfortunately,Cruz returned to the United States.
Just a perfect introduction to capitalism. You did the work and now someone larger than you is going to take some of your earning because they can and there's a name for it so it isn't stealing. XD
@@thesleeper200x *riiiight* because the adults didn't: spend money or make the costume, drive around or walk with their child, or have candy to pass out to other Trick-or-Treaters. Damn lazy adults taking what's not theirs, they didn't earn it just like taxes don't pay for roads, emergency services or elementary education. *The world*
There’s a line in the Hunt for Red October that fits with todays political scene world wide. “You arrogant ass, you’ve killed us”. Hope all of the “conservatives” remember that line when the time comes.
You're right it perfectly describes politics in the United States right now., that quote is definitely on time and on target. I can imagine me going back 20 years and looking forward and watching all this and asking myself what the f*** is this?
I wish I still felt this way. I miss commenting with the old ladies and other POC about how great Obama is. Now I realize they were all brainwashed and I made a horrible mistake by joining into their narritave. If they get their way, people will go to jail for hurting other people's feelings online, my kids will be filled with weird sexual ideas in school, I can't have a gas powered car, etc. I was onboard but they get emotional, stop thinking, and take everything way too far.
@@smitty347 the weird sex Ed stuff is 100% real, I saw it all first hand in my own kids schoolwork and it definitely bothered me a ton. I used to be you, I used to tell people they were wrong and none of that is happening. I used to think all conservatives were racist as well, but they welcomed me openly as a person of color when I went to those school board meetings with em, they are just regular ppl, not extreme or hateful or bigoted. I disagree with them about vaccines and abortions and they don't freak out like when I disagree with my liberal circle about critical race theory and sex Ed.
I find it funny that I got ratioed yesterday on a twitter thread who believed in the conspiracy of Paul Pelosi, with them telling me to wait until more info comes out before jumping to conclusions. Whelp…it’s proven that it was a politically motivated attack against Nancy, and now they still refuse to accept the truth 😅
@@engineeringartist4801 what type of 18-28 year old is personally invested in the Pelosi family😭😭😂😂😂go ahead put your stereotypes on full display bub. Just cause some are dumb doesn’t mean you can attack a whole group at large. Did you miss the Ye controversy?? You are doing the exact same thing dummy
@@kzimmerman5760 fyi, the fact you couldn't pass 1st grade means you're more likely to not see when you're blindly following an idiot like Trump. But if you think getting triggered at a comedy channel on UA-cam because I prefer 8 years of a stable economy to a century of reliable republican recessions then that's your dumb choice...
Held accountable like the Dems were when the idiot shot up softball game ,damn near killing Steve Salise ? Oh ,that's right..The Dems are never accountable for jack
I don't condone Nancy's (in)actions on insider trading by Congressmembers, but personal assault and attempted murder must be punished to the fullest extent of the law.
Boebert must be so mad she didn't out-crazy Marge. The passive aggression between those two must start fires in every wastepaper basket they pass by...
TFG was a far worse President than President Camacho in Idiocracy. Camacho felt some concern and responsibility towards the American public and actually tried to do his job.
Ever hear of roll call voting? MTG requested it all the time, which is why all politicians hate her. Do you really think she gets so much hate just for being republican?
Me too. I gave up and went to bed but couldn't fall asleep going over all the mock angry things I was going to comment, ending with: Who do you think you are, Johnny Carson? Finally got back up and there he was. I'm happy again. 🤣🤣😁
As a Brit I'm terrified of these Republicans gaining control of your country , as we tend to follow your lead , if we're not doing so already . I think John Stewart could save the worlds democracy if he stood for US presidency.
@@spring899 As a fellow Brit, call me optimistic but I doubt the Tories will be put back in power at the next GE regardless of what happens in the US midterms. I also doubt the Tories will be able to indefinitely avoid calling an early GE given Sunak's first week hasn't really been a whole lot better than Truss' even just from an optics standpoint (if there's one thing we can thank Suella Braverman for, it's that she appears to have the power to automatically poison any cabinet she's a part of) and the Tory members made it clear at the last leadership contest that they don't really want him as PM anyway; I don't think that opinion has changed much. One way or another, with all their various failings from the past 12 years finally catching up with them, I'm fairly certain the Tories are now screwed.
As a Muslim Trump has my respect unlike Biden and Obama who are responsible for millions of deaths of my brothers and sisters. Trump bought peace but you are all too stupid to see the devil control these puppets
I’ve watched this video like 10+ times. I love Obama’s reaction to the crowd. Great writing on this show! I think Colbert is blessed with the best writers.
I felt that I could only go to the post office because here in AZ, there are CRAZIES out here! I went with my ballot, the same as the last time because when I called to see where my ballot was, I was told the election “board” has me as dead! Grr!
Good thing you called to check! Some states have been knocking people off the voting rolls, and when the person shows up to vote and the nice little old lady* tries to find their name and can’t, she has to say I’m sorry we can’t find your name and has to turn them away… Check to be sure you’re registered, and vote early if you can! (* I’m an old lady who works at the polls, so I can say “little old lady”)
@@deborahbarnes6741 They called because ballot didn't arrive, were told that they were "dead". Got a ballot after proving identity and that they were alive.
Yeah... We should probably keep an eye on Brazil for a bit here. Bolsonaro has not only been priming the populace for an American-style coup, but there's a *very* good chance he'll lean on the military to do it.
I made that mistake and started having stomach issue and sleepless nights. Finally I was suspended for telling a MAGA where to go. Best thing to happen
Maybe our Democracy is not as in trouble as we thought if Lula won in Brazil and President Obama is on the campaign trail right now I have a hunch that we are going to win next Tuesday I voted for Beto O'Rourke on Sunday let's go.
"Canada, you are the nicest country in the world. You're like a sweet apartment over a meth lab." -- the late Robin Williams on _The Daily Show with Jon Stewart,_ 23 September 2013
Canadians have committed awful and inhuman acts against indigenous people… no, they’re not nice. They’re simply good at hiding their savagery, as have been many Anglo-Saxon and European colonizers. They’ve gotten off scott free but thank goodness for the Internet and democratization of information to tell the truth abt history.
Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau (Justin's father) described Canada's proximity to the U.S. as "sleeping next to an elephant." They might not mean to roll over and crush you, but you're going to feel every twitch and kick.
@@Becky_Cal that is very true (e.g. the residential schools atrocities). Which is why people expressing surprise that this perp is from BC are ill-informed. But I like quoting Robin every chance I get :)
Right! Like how they offered Kyle Rittenhouse internships and job offers after he got the not guilty verdict for shooting and killing people at a BLM march
@@benr3799 YES! It will be full of magatards with no real issues, just a lot of complaining about what they think they lost. And none of it will be true.
Brazil kinda paralleled our 2020 election. Albeit Lula is to Biden’s left. But a man in his late-70s from a former presidential administration defeated a one-term fascist and thousands celebrated on the streets. Similar
Sadly, another parallel is that there is no majority in Congress to support a significant progressive agenda. Let's hope Lula can at least stop deforestation
Would you people please open a history book and see what kind of corrupt trash Lula is?! The only reason he's not in jail is the charges against him were dismissed by a judge he appointed - sounds like Trump, doesn't it?
Oh and let's not forget how the PT was structured to "inherit" as much money as they can from the political appointments... yes corruption, I am talking about corruption. It's just sad that nobody better was at the forefront of out country.... (the corruption still existed under Bolsonaro, no doubts.)
The other parallel is a shitload of Bolsonaristas and other fascist-aligned candidates won down-ballot races. Brazil's right wing now has MORE power, not less. Despite one very big win at the top, these results should TERRIFY anyone who considers themselves opposed to these forces.
To Elon - There once was a platform caller twitter It was perfect for the angry and bitter Just send a quick note To sink someone’s boat While sitting atop of your shitter
Oh my God I need a good laugh and inside oh everything was just on perfection Stephen Colbert writers the band I needed this tonight and I’m sure everybody else did too
Would've been funnier if Stephen called out how Musk deleted his conspiracy spawned Tweet not long after all the flak he was getting for it. And you just know advertisers are definitely around the corner shaking their heads after all this.
@@joanday5981 An echo chamber nobody uses but morons, like Gab and Parler. The FBI will be watching it like a hawk, lest they plan some stupid insurrection scheme.
Mr. Colbert was sharp at the monologue!!
I love the news about Brazil!!
Yes... we could make it... we have prevented Brazilian democracy from falling into a precipice...
Greetings from Brazil!!🇧🇷😁
BRAVO BRAZIL!
Greetings from Phoenix Arizona 😁✌️
So happy about that ! The world should be celebrating
@@morenamontalvo8199 ok Arizona it's your turn now! Please vote! 🌊💙🌊
Congratulations Brazil!!!
Regarding Obama...
-As a Norwegian, it is still utterly unfathomable that USA could go from this decent, capable, coherent, sensible, caring and knowledgeable human being, to something like trump.
Racism and hate is a hell of a drug
Every action has an opposite and equal reaction.
Talk about a downgrade!
if you dig a little deeper -and have a closer look at their electoral system- not really
@@zizinnnn says somebody who doesn't live here and has no clue except for Fox News apparently
Canadian here and yep the crap from social media and all the insanity in the US especially politics does not and can not be stopped at the longest "undefended " border, unfortunately. I might point out though that DePape has been living in the states for over 20 years having left Canada around 14 yoa. So he didn't really get crazy until after he left Canada.
And it's not just the misinformation and conspiracy theories on social media that cross the border; almost every bad thing in the US finds a way to spill over into Canada. Canada's biggest problem is its terrible neighbour.
Excellent point!
You're wrong Kate, He had to already be crazy, he left Canada!
@@seashepherds4959 good one I'm cracking up
Canada is not to blame. It's all the Q'anon, GOP propaganda [Faux} social media lies, and misinformation crap.
Love to hear this man (President Obama) speak!!! The tone of his voice, the use of proper English, his energy! He has a way of just to drive his point in. Wonderful speaker💙🇺🇸
Too bad he's a leftist ,globalist person who hates America. . Other than that, he's simply divine . That is ,if you like that kind of thing and/ or are a sucker.
Amen.
. W H A T !
he's a war criminal but go off
The last two white presidents since him haven't spoken half as well, lmao.
Maybe he should run again.
I'm Brazilian and have been watching the Late Show on a daily basis since Colbert took over. It is a pleasure to make it into the monologue especially for beating fascism in a clean democratic way. Thanks mr. Colbert.
Fascism has never, ever been beaten in a "clean, democratic way"
Fascism has only ever been defeated through overwhelming force, and this is no exception. Look how many Bolsonaristas won down ballot races and you'll ser what I mean...
Congrats, but you better hunker down. Bolsonaro controls the military and has yet to concede. This could get real ugly for all of Brazil. Thoughts and prayers.
As an American who has enjoyed being in Brazil a few times in the past and has a Brazilian girlfriend, I agree with you!
@@elfhighmage8240 His continued silence is very scary...
Congratulations on that, by the way. It gives me hope for my situation, here in America. While we now have a president far better and more respectable than... whatever the hell that thing was before, there are still horrible fascist powers literally seeking to enslave women as incubators, and you can see how that upsets me, being one of those women.
🤣🤣🤣 The football impression as Obama was hilarious! 🤣🤣 The pauses, and then the "wait a minute" 🤣🤣🤣
So glad you're having Barack Obama on the show...he is a class act...unlike the other guy!
AND CORRUPT
Yeah the other guy sure is as corrupt as hell
@@newtron9 LOL. Click on this trolls profile. Ive never seen a bigger snowflake in my life!!!
You cant be serious. Caused more problems in the world than any other President.
Joe's not that bad, is he? 😉
Colbert's monologue is the highlight of my afternoon here in Australia.
Same!
agree
It’s a nice way to keep abreast of american news, without being left with a sense of smothering apocalyptic doom.
Lucky you 🍀 Soaking up all the love from afar 🇦🇺
Which district of Sydney do you recommend to stay for a family trip?
Those ladies saw their shot and they took it, that was brilliant. We don't get enough fun moments like that in politics.
So true! Mostly pseudo politicians trying to properly recite the lies that they KNOW are lies! And frustrated politicians trying to convince people that the other side is lying while TRYING to be civil. Not fun! Vote blue anyway!! For America's sake!
Those comments re President Obama? Freaking. Spot. On! All of them, LOL!
Thanks for giving me some smiles, Stephen! I sure did need 'em!
I was unwrapping a KitKat I had just stolen from my son's bag when I started this episode.
Do a video for JKL about eating all the candy from ur kids🤣😂😅
@@marshamariner7897 *true true* 😆
Oh no! Busted on nation TV while doing what any good parent would do for their child. That's cruel 😂
Shame on you!
Lol
Somewhere Barack AND Michelle are both laughing their asses off at Stephen’s QB impression and saying “Ok, we’re gonna get him for that one next time we appear on the show!”
That's one of the glaring differences between the Obamas' and Trump; they can take a joke, understand it's a joke and be self deprecating about it. Trump goes on a tirade with everyone who pokes fun at him because he can't accept that many people actually despise him.
I absolutely love to hear President Obama speak. Absolutely heart filling. His Witt & intelligence is wonderful for the soul. 💙🇺🇸🙏👏🌊
He was especially refreshing during the last guy's term.
How's Brooklyn dad doing you paid bot shill.
Can't stand the whistling he makes when he talks.
@@badrm9175 did you attend one ?
Yeah spew more LIES!!!
“A Crowd who thinks he looks fine, and a wife who agrees”….best line tonight on all the Night Shows. Writing and Delivery excellence.
Honestly, The Obamas are relationship goals!
Michelle said it all when she clarified Obama. “To understand Barak, you have to understand Hawaii.”
It’s a lot more than just the one word, “aloha”. I, and others, came to Hawaii to get sane…..and it worked.
Thank you for that impression of Obama as a quarterback! I needed that laugh!
Yes, I agree. That was so funny and probably would be true. Thank you Stephen for making us laugh through these crazy times.😂😂
Yeah. I was laughing SO hard at that! It was just perfect. :)
As a Canadian living in Ottawa, we got our contact crazy earlier this year.
Thank God you are here Stephen . You give us hope that some sanity still exists in the world with so many crazy power hungry liars spreading hate to provoke chaos and suffering
Thank you for mentioning Brasil. Important to defeat the slow crawl of authoritarianism in our hemisphere and worldwide.
Now poohtin
@@garfield2439 HELL YEAH!!!
@@garfield2439 - I understand that Lula was not a supreme candidate; we had the same deal with Biden. But at least it keeps those OTHER ones out! Yes!
and replace it with socialism and which increases crime, and every crime the best countries in the world are authoritarianism in Asia, Europe you will see the fall of your currency with socialism comes inflation
Authoritarians are just as terrified as dems about free speech. How are you so ignorant of that?
"Two things 45 will never have". A classic for the ages!
Congratulations 🇧🇷 Brazil….🎉🥂
Fabulous. Social Democracy returns to Brazil.
But they are broke now so it he might not be able to put social programs into place .
Será difícil retornar à normalidade democrática, mas temos esperança de um Brasil protagonista e soberano novamente.
I just hope there isn't a coup over there, or a civil war.
🤦🏻♀️ seriously, is there a world wide ban on history books? Look up what went on last time Lula was president (or his PT pal Rouseff) I don't like Bolsonaro either, but this is not a win, people!
@@lenawagenfuehr53 idk where you're from, but perhaps your "books" have mislead you. We Brazilians remember the 2000s to be a time of social and economic development. As for Rousseff, she's only fallen politically (using the words of Barroso, minister of the supreme court), she's never committed any crime as far as anyone knows (using the words of Michel Temer, her successor to presidency). Since Dilma Rousseff's impeachment Brazil struggles to come back on it's feet.
So, what are you talking about?
I watched all of Obams's speeches in GA and Wisconsin. They made me cry. Years that since Obama years our Country years gone to pot and I miss the days when Obama was our Prez. Best ever.
years gone to pot?
Let's go Brandon!
Absolutely best ever president!!
"Lula Part Two-La…" got a belly laugh out of me. Congrats to the writer whose joke that was.
Yesterday I watched back to back Obama speeches at his rallies for us Democrats. For the first time in years, I became calm, BP was normal, and breathing much easier. I refused to watch any MAGA BS the rest of the day. Didn't want to spoil my high! That's what a President looks and sounds like. A real leader.
They say a people gets the government it deserves. Don't you think you deserve an Obama, not a Trump?
I’m so sick of the GOP letting complete psychos have power. People are out of their minds voting for republicans right now.. the entire party is not speaking against the coup on the 6th, trying to kill our VP, speakers husband being attacked with a hammer.. they are openly firing up all the crazies and sicking them on the country and their political opponents. It’s wild the polls are still close and the GOP is getting away with all this.
Agreed!
You must not have watched his appearance in my home state of Michigan. He was practically ran off the stage. Dems are in straight panick mode. Red wave coming in one week.
Obama was also a warmonger. Just because the dude can hold a nice speech doesn't make him a good president.
Obama is so relaxed and at ease. It's nice seeing politicians that can joke and laugh at themselves or with others.
Easy when your lords and masters support your obsecene life style at the expense of the people.
Well, he is a joke himself...
@@mirabella2154 Sure...keep telling yourself that. Whatever helps you feel better about yourself I guess.
@@awake3607 Worst pathetic president ever...
Fact.
I think most countries loved Obama and his amazing wife, Michelle.
I, for one, have never, and will never have a Twitter account, it's a silly place, and not representative of normal people, most people don't use it, yet has so much influence on social discourse.
those cause all the movers and shakers use it :/
Indeed. I just open the door, and it's all standing with toxic politicians this, hating this group of people that. I promptly slam that door shut!
"I ain't gonna play Sun City."
@Hadwell ??? O...k ...a...y
@@smiller2044 there's like 240 million twitter accounts, and 7.8 billion people, so most people don't use twitter.
Colbert: "2 things 45 will never have over Obama, a crowd shouting how hot he is, and a wife that agrees"
Me: Oh Snap!
He has that every rally.
@@LordsofMedia you can't actually argue that 45 is anything but a mess of poor diet and no exercise. Dude literally looks like an orange cyst wearing a wig
Yeah I bet Obama does have that. He should have more rallys.
@@LordsofMedia The crowd, yes, the wife, no.
Love this.
Just get off Twitter, no one needs it. PEOPLE HAVE THE POWER TO DOTHIS ONE THING!
YOU'RE AMAZING STEPHEN!! Thanks for always keeping us updated on the latest worldwide news and making us laugh too!!
I can’t stand his constant put down of the president. It’s ageism pure and simple.
@@douchkanikoliic6182 even POTUS Biden can make fun of himself. Heard it can be healthy. Dems tend to support healthy choices *unlike that other guy* 🎃
@@douchkanikoliic6182 Yes I get tired of comedians making fun of Biden’s age. A person can’t help how old they are. Everyone has fumbles and brain farts at times! He overcame a stutter when he was young. And when he fell off his bike (which anyone who rides a bike has done) the comedians making fun of him really bothered me, it wasn’t funny. He got back up again and went to talk to the people nearby, that’s quite an accomplishment for a person of any age
You think that a blowhard comedian provides news?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ted Cruz was born in Canada too... What can I say.... Our crazies migrate south. 🤷♂
I'd say take em back, but you guys don't want them either
Yes, but you also gave us Celine Dion.
@@couragekarnga8735 And Alex Trebek!
Cruz left Canada because he hates the cold,as observed when he ran away to Mexico and left his constituents to freeze in Texas.Unfortunately,Cruz returned to the United States.
.. Tom Green.
One of your best monologues in a long time. I was rolling!
Stephen! Don’t rat us out! It’s not candy theft, it’s ‘parent tax.’ 😂🎃
Haha yeah...
Just a perfect introduction to capitalism. You did the work and now someone larger than you is going to take some of your earning because they can and there's a name for it so it isn't stealing. XD
@@thesleeper200x *riiiight* because the adults didn't: spend money or make the costume, drive around or walk with their child, or have candy to pass out to other Trick-or-Treaters. Damn lazy adults taking what's not theirs, they didn't earn it just like taxes don't pay for roads, emergency services or elementary education. *The world*
@@smiller2044 lol
"Than a mug"...I love being from Michigan! Love to all that reads this!
I still say "than a mug." 😅
🤣 the best Obama impression ever!
That cheered me right up 😂
Have a fantastic day everyone, much love to all.
Had me dying. 🤣
Seen Colbert do a lot of Trump and Biden impressions. First time I've seen his Obama and it was gold, haha.
There’s a line in the Hunt for Red October that fits with todays political scene world wide. “You arrogant ass, you’ve killed us”. Hope all of the “conservatives” remember that line when the time comes.
You're right it perfectly describes politics in the United States right now., that quote is definitely on time and on target. I can imagine me going back 20 years and looking forward and watching all this and asking myself what the f*** is this?
That is very true for America sadly
I wish I still felt this way. I miss commenting with the old ladies and other POC about how great Obama is. Now I realize they were all brainwashed and I made a horrible mistake by joining into their narritave. If they get their way, people will go to jail for hurting other people's feelings online, my kids will be filled with weird sexual ideas in school, I can't have a gas powered car, etc. I was onboard but they get emotional, stop thinking, and take everything way too far.
@@smitty347 the weird sex Ed stuff is 100% real, I saw it all first hand in my own kids schoolwork and it definitely bothered me a ton. I used to be you, I used to tell people they were wrong and none of that is happening. I used to think all conservatives were racist as well, but they welcomed me openly as a person of color when I went to those school board meetings with em, they are just regular ppl, not extreme or hateful or bigoted. I disagree with them about vaccines and abortions and they don't freak out like when I disagree with my liberal circle about critical race theory and sex Ed.
@@tyrlant2189 What is the name of the textbook?
Ok that one hit me hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I love how Colbert play Obama
A stadium filled with his secret children!! 🤣
Bolsonaro and Trump, great mates. Both chucked out after one term
Love your show, Stephen!
I find it funny that I got ratioed yesterday on a twitter thread who believed in the conspiracy of Paul Pelosi, with them telling me to wait until more info comes out before jumping to conclusions. Whelp…it’s proven that it was a politically motivated attack against Nancy, and now they still refuse to accept the truth 😅
@@engineeringartist4801 what type of 18-28 year old is personally invested in the Pelosi family😭😭😂😂😂go ahead put your stereotypes on full display bub. Just cause some are dumb doesn’t mean you can attack a whole group at large. Did you miss the Ye controversy?? You are doing the exact same thing dummy
@@engineeringartist4801 - I heard that the orange blowhard passed along a conspiracy theory that the attacker was Pelosi's lover.
1/2 of american voters vote for racism and hatred. It is a coin toss. Avoid dealing with any of them.
Dump and delete Twitter, Musk is a TWIT
They’re always gonna move the goalpost. That’s why it’s pointless to talk to them. It’s an exercise in futility.
It's great to see both Steven and Obama enjoying themselves.
do you think Obama enjoyed himself when he drone-struck civilians?
This guy is freaking exceptional. Comedy and satire at its best
Seth Myer is more funny.
Stephen missed it with that picture of Musk looking over his shoulder. "Elon Musk, seen here in disbelief that James Bond has escaped his death trap."
I forgot how much I love Obama and his cadence while speaking, it's just calming.
Wolf in sheep's clothing
You poor sheep
@@kzimmerman5760 fyi, the fact you couldn't pass 1st grade means you're more likely to not see when you're blindly following an idiot like Trump. But if you think getting triggered at a comedy channel on UA-cam because I prefer 8 years of a stable economy to a century of reliable republican recessions then that's your dumb choice...
That's how brainwashing works. Cadence is very important.
@@drcowan3468 is that why you mentioned poop so much yesterday? Seems you have your own problems you should fix before you say others need help...
@@kzimmerman5760 happy extinction & replacement to you😁😁
It's so hard to make fun of Obama, because he's such a good player in the media game. But that joke really got me laughing. :-D
The entire GOP should be held accountable for the attack on Paul.
Vote Blue!
Held accountable like the Dems were when the idiot shot up softball game ,damn near killing Steve Salise ? Oh ,that's right..The Dems are never accountable for jack
I'll be voting tomorrow!
I voted early and voted entirely blue!
@@markpalmer2451 maybe it's your fault for being an uninformed spewing asshole
I don't condone Nancy's (in)actions on insider trading by Congressmembers, but personal assault and attempted murder must be punished to the fullest extent of the law.
Omg I was dying when Stephen pretended to be Obama playing QB
Good job, Brazil 🇧🇷👏👏👏
😂 the Obama stuff was gold 😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👍🏾❤️🇨🇦
Particularly funny ep.
You could see he was enjoying himself and the jokes a little bit more today.
Yep.
"just a dick"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Perfection!
Hopefully, this will mark the beginning of the end for Twitter.
My heart warms for Brazil and the Amazon. Perhaps we finally have a chance to bring it back from desertification..
Boycott twitter!
Didn't we already do that by never joining it in the first place?
Bye bye
Love the description of Elon: "not so much Moby but just a dick"
That was a missed joke opportunity for Brazilians. "My Pilau" If he would have only changed the "P" to a "B"!!!!!!! hahahahaha If you know, you know!
Boebert must be so mad she didn't out-crazy Marge. The passive aggression between those two must start fires in every wastepaper basket they pass by...
Yes! But I wish it were more passive and less aggression.
started with Seth, then Trevor..Watched Jimmy & now i'm here for a little Colbert!
what a way to start my November!
😃
Me too -- same order! Trevor was esp. great tonight -- you can see why he wants to get back to doing more standup. I'll miss him, tho.
Happy All Saints Day, everyone!
This is my first for the day, but will go down the list :) Happy Halloween :)
I'm on the same order of shows as well.
NONE ARE FUNNY
The crazy really has spread to us in Canada, not to mention the rest of the world. The "freedom convoy" is a perfect example of this.
A 'Donnie & MTG' Republican ticket would have seemed even too crazy for the movie "Idiocracy"...
HERE YOU GO;
You're welcome.
ua-cam.com/video/y90on8IZvaM/v-deo.html
Even Rod Serling couldn't make this stuff up!
TFG was a far worse President than President Camacho in Idiocracy. Camacho felt some concern and responsibility towards the American public and actually tried to do his job.
@@meh8982 plus he uses a machine gun in congres to get the attention of the public. If that isn’t a man who cares I don’t who is
Ever hear of roll call voting? MTG requested it all the time, which is why all politicians hate her. Do you really think she gets so much hate just for being republican?
A massive return to form for the monologue if ever there was one. Wow, well done. Laughed till it hurt.
The Obama Joke was Funny as Hell!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love me some Obama.
I am waiting all night for this one, I thought it was not recorded tonight 😁
Me too. I gave up and went to bed but couldn't fall asleep going over all the mock angry things I was going to comment, ending with: Who do you think you are, Johnny Carson? Finally got back up and there he was. I'm happy again. 🤣🤣😁
@@wtf1185 Your nick fits your comment so well. lol
As a Brit I'm terrified of these Republicans gaining control of your country , as we tend to follow your lead , if we're not doing so already .
I think John Stewart could save the worlds democracy if he stood for US presidency.
As a Brit you have no leg to stand on
Vote the Tories out!!
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Thanks for that but that's exactly my point.
@@spring899 As a fellow Brit, call me optimistic but I doubt the Tories will be put back in power at the next GE regardless of what happens in the US midterms. I also doubt the Tories will be able to indefinitely avoid calling an early GE given Sunak's first week hasn't really been a whole lot better than Truss' even just from an optics standpoint (if there's one thing we can thank Suella Braverman for, it's that she appears to have the power to automatically poison any cabinet she's a part of) and the Tory members made it clear at the last leadership contest that they don't really want him as PM anyway; I don't think that opinion has changed much. One way or another, with all their various failings from the past 12 years finally catching up with them, I'm fairly certain the Tories are now screwed.
Same for Australia. Please USA vote for democracy
I'd be fine with republicans getting control, if they were actual republicans. They're just Trump yesmen these days
That Obama as quarterback moment is epic
When Lindsey “No room in the closet “Graham was in Ga there were no Devil went down to Ga jokes.Missed opportunities 😂😂😂
i like how he never says "trump" he finds a way to avoid the name
I wish the news media could figure that out.
Me too. I can't even say his name!
Yes, and remember all the entries to the “He who shall not be named” contest!
As a Muslim Trump has my respect unlike Biden and Obama who are responsible for millions of deaths of my brothers and sisters. Trump bought peace but you are all too stupid to see the devil control these puppets
@@diggs3922 I'll call him 46
I’ve watched this video like 10+ times. I love Obama’s reaction to the crowd.
Great writing on this show! I think Colbert is blessed with the best writers.
Stephen really outdid himself with this one🤣🤣🤣. Definitely brightened my day!
I felt that I could only go to the post office because here in AZ, there are CRAZIES out here! I went with my ballot, the same as the last time because when I called to see where my ballot was, I was told the election “board” has me as dead! Grr!
Good thing you called to check! Some states have been knocking people off the voting rolls, and when the person shows up to vote and the nice little old lady* tries to find their name and can’t, she has to say I’m sorry we can’t find your name and has to turn them away… Check to be sure you’re registered, and vote early if you can!
(* I’m an old lady who works at the polls, so I can say “little old lady”)
I went to the post office too, received text a day or two later my ballot was received, signature verified, ballot counted. Amen.
Why would they send you an absentee ballot if they had you as deceased?
@@deborahbarnes6741 They called because ballot didn't arrive, were told that they were "dead". Got a ballot after proving identity and that they were alive.
@@deborahbarnes6741 the secret word is HAD me as dead!
It was a mistake watching this while drinking my morning coffee but I made it through... barely. 🤣🤣
Cancel Twitter. Block Musk.
Yeah... We should probably keep an eye on Brazil for a bit here. Bolsonaro has not only been priming the populace for an American-style coup, but there's a *very* good chance he'll lean on the military to do it.
I am very concerned for them.
Ditadura militar nunca mais!
True. I would not trust him for anything
I wouldn't be surprised. I hope it fails.
Just read an article that his insiders say he will not fight to stay in power, but will refuse to congratulate Lula.
So 🤞👍
i dont feel so bad now for never having signed up for twitter
Same, tbh
I made that mistake and started having stomach issue and sleepless nights. Finally I was suspended for telling a MAGA where to go. Best thing to happen
I’ve never been on twitter but hear it’s nasty… And sounds like it’s only going to get worse
Looks like Musk is going to ruin anything good about it, which is a real shame.
Me neither. I wonder how long it will take for their 1st cybersecurity incident where they leak everyone's personal information.
Stephens Obama impression is gold !👌
I've been off Twitter for several years. Thank goodness. 👏 BTW, I'm from Omaha!!!!
The reaction to Obama was true and reL. Don't have to pay people to come
Obama had thousands bused in for his inauguration.
Who pays ppl to show up??
Demonrats?? Yep.
They weren't payed.
Hooray for Brazil, making the right choice!!!
Best argument ever: I'll accept the lottery draw if I win. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Those ladies yelling at Obama! LOL!
It's just so funny! And his reactions always make me laugh!😀
it's time to stop using Twitter once and for all !
Good riddance !
Thank you Stephen Colbert 🙏
Brilliant. Laughed so loud.
Maybe our Democracy is not as in trouble as we thought if Lula won in Brazil and President Obama is on the campaign trail right now I have a hunch that we are going to win next Tuesday I voted for Beto O'Rourke on Sunday let's go.
Yup! We can do it! Time for a Blue Wave!
🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
Hell, we damn well better win! What depresses me is even if we do win, the GOP will just claim it was all rigged!
Lula returning is not a win. I don't like Bolsonaro either, but let's not kid ourselves. That election was a lose/,lose proposition.
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Better that the "lesser of two evils" candidate won.
"Canada, you are the nicest country in the world. You're like a sweet apartment over a meth lab."
-- the late Robin Williams on _The Daily Show with Jon Stewart,_ 23 September 2013
above
Canadians have committed awful and inhuman acts against indigenous people… no, they’re not nice. They’re simply good at hiding their savagery, as have been many Anglo-Saxon and European colonizers. They’ve gotten off scott free but thank goodness for the Internet and democratization of information to tell the truth abt history.
Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau (Justin's father) described Canada's proximity to the U.S. as "sleeping next to an elephant." They might not mean to roll over and crush you, but you're going to feel every twitch and kick.
@@Becky_Cal that is very true (e.g. the residential schools atrocities). Which is why people expressing surprise that this perp is from BC are ill-informed. But I like quoting Robin every chance I get :)
M'Kay... I almost spit out my mousse at the bikini line. 😂
The “hold on, hold on, hold on” was perfect
Guy with the hammer: The next GOP intern.
Right! Like how they offered Kyle Rittenhouse internships and job offers after he got the not guilty verdict for shooting and killing people at a BLM march
the twitter "whats happening?!!!!" bit had me crying. thx Colbert, I needed that. :)
Yep, that classic clip from “Poltergeist” never gets old.
Watching shows like these make me love my country. People, you can comment on UA-cam and be safe. May Twitter crash and burn.
Are you suggesting it’s ‘dangerous’ to comment on Twitter somehow lol? Pretty sure the only difference is the brand name of the social media site……duh
Amen.
twitter can become the next "truth" social once enough people who give a damn quit and delete their membership.
Hopefully soon! It's full of tweeting twits!
@@benr3799 YES! It will be full of magatards with no real issues, just a lot of complaining about what they think they lost. And none of it will be true.
Brazil kinda paralleled our 2020 election.
Albeit Lula is to Biden’s left.
But a man in his late-70s from a former presidential administration defeated a one-term fascist and thousands celebrated on the streets. Similar
It's glorious!
Sadly, another parallel is that there is no majority in Congress to support a significant progressive agenda. Let's hope Lula can at least stop deforestation
Would you people please open a history book and see what kind of corrupt trash Lula is?! The only reason he's not in jail is the charges against him were dismissed by a judge he appointed - sounds like Trump, doesn't it?
Oh and let's not forget how the PT was structured to "inherit" as much money as they can from the political appointments... yes corruption, I am talking about corruption. It's just sad that nobody better was at the forefront of out country.... (the corruption still existed under Bolsonaro, no doubts.)
The other parallel is a shitload of Bolsonaristas and other fascist-aligned candidates won down-ballot races. Brazil's right wing now has MORE power, not less.
Despite one very big win at the top, these results should TERRIFY anyone who considers themselves opposed to these forces.
Everyone should just dump Twitter. I promise..... we’ll survive. Maybe even thrive.
I did after I read his Pelosi post. No big loss, I prefer You Tube.
Heck! There's other social sites out there. We'll manage. Twitter can go the way of MySpace. No one will miss it.
Nothing happens on Twitter. It's just a hate app
Never had it.
Have since 2018.. ain't ever going back .
I already took care of MY voting. Up yours, would-be voter suppressors everywhere.
Colbert on a roll, again!!!!!+😁😁😁👍👏❗
I want to apologize for that idiot hitting Paul. But no, we don't want him back. Please jail him there. Oh? you are? thank you. We appreciate it.
We could always drop him off in Nunavut. It’s almost winter. Things will take care of themselves
Apology accepted 😊
We're sorry for spreading our insanity.
Why should We Pay for your Nut Jobs in Fascists Canada???
@@couragekarnga8735 You forgot a "y" there...
To Elon -
There once was a platform caller twitter
It was perfect for the angry and bitter
Just send a quick note
To sink someone’s boat
While sitting atop of your shitter
LMAO!!!! That's funnier than the old Nantucket limerick!!! My hats off to you!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's gold mate
Lol
You get all the points today, Andy! 😂
Didn't figure Elon for the next evil genius...
now, who's car am I going to buy?
Stephen was having fun but seriously, well done for showing Elon Musk up for who and what he is.
Oh my God I need a good laugh and inside oh everything was just on perfection Stephen Colbert writers the band I needed this tonight and I’m sure everybody else did too
Would've been funnier if Stephen called out how Musk deleted his conspiracy spawned Tweet not long after all the flak he was getting for it. And you just know advertisers are definitely around the corner shaking their heads after all this.
People should delete twitter app in protest. Musk can play with his $44B toy with his QAnon and racists friends.
Twitter is not gonna be around much longer, you watch!
@@SpukiTheLoveKitten75 it's just going to turn into an even bigger cesspool of right-wing hatred than it already is.
@@joanday5981 An echo chamber nobody uses but morons, like Gab and Parler. The FBI will be watching it like a hawk, lest they plan some stupid insurrection scheme.
Everyone who can should make it unusable