Trump’s Businesses: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • @briansass9551
    @briansass9551 2 місяці тому +16501

    *sigh* "...potential next president..." You take me back to simpler times. Like Monday.

    • @Donny_Double_Dip
      @Donny_Double_Dip 2 місяці тому

      I just cannot believe people voted because they thought the border was open and were upset that kids could transition. It’s insane that people get that upset about nonsense. They’re so weird!!!

    • @carultch
      @carultch 2 місяці тому +80

      @@PeeTree-bx6lp I think this was recorded before he even was president the first time.

    • @dandotvid
      @dandotvid 2 місяці тому +173

      @@carultch no, John mentions his first term. This is a new video.

    • @jenniferhiemstra5228
      @jenniferhiemstra5228 2 місяці тому +147

      @@dandotvid No, this was part of his show just this past Sunday...before the election. This already aged like milk...

    • @dandotvid
      @dandotvid 2 місяці тому +33

      @@jenniferhiemstra5228 I was responding to someone who said "this was recorded before he was even president the first time" So, yes, my statement is true. This is a new video.

  • @jesarux8233
    @jesarux8233 2 місяці тому +15826

    I just know the next episode Oliver is going to be losing his mind at having to cover 4 more years of trump

    • @StickyMcBudNugget
      @StickyMcBudNugget 2 місяці тому +144

      Losing his mind at the explosion of cash?

    •  2 місяці тому +647

      ​@@StickyMcBudNuggetmoney isn't everything.

    • @Dante3214
      @Dante3214 2 місяці тому

      Only a fool would believe he will do anything but benefit the rich like last time (google his tax cuts or admit to yourself you dont want to know the truth). The fools voted.

    • @StickyMcBudNugget
      @StickyMcBudNugget 2 місяці тому +135

      No. But it is the sole reason why he has this show, why he covers what he covers, and how he covers it.
      The majority of his Emmys happened under Trump.
      He's about to be considerably richer

    • @The_Official_Goblin
      @The_Official_Goblin 2 місяці тому +408

      ​@StickyMcBudNugget Its not always about the money Spiderman

  • @Manxkaffee
    @Manxkaffee 2 місяці тому +5555

    This is one of those videos which they should have just uploaded right after the episode released on HBO lol

    • @UnicornsPoopRainbows
      @UnicornsPoopRainbows 2 місяці тому +105

      They do but they really shouldn't have region locked the full episode this week

    • @999benhonda
      @999benhonda 2 місяці тому +176

      People who voted for him don't care...they are soo scared and have been convinced that the things they are scared/angry about have been caused by the dems. I've heard people who voted for him admit that his personal qualities aren't good...but that what he will do for the country matters more. I personally have no idea what good things they believe he's going to do but my point is that many have chosen to ignore his many failings because he is the republican candidate.

    • @ThaRealERAQ
      @ThaRealERAQ 2 місяці тому +138

      It would not have mattered. Trump should have been done after the access hollywood tape. Ppl are deplorable

    • @casedistorted
      @casedistorted 2 місяці тому +5

      @@UnicornsPoopRainbows yeah one of the worst parts about the show is how they only upload half of the episodes every time

    • @Manxkaffee
      @Manxkaffee 2 місяці тому +18

      @@ThaRealERAQ I don't think it would have made a difference either. It was more relevant on monday still.

  • @yeeyeeyeeye
    @yeeyeeyeeye 2 місяці тому +1026

    Take me back to last Monday, sarcastic British bird man

    • @kayebrundidge1988
      @kayebrundidge1988 2 місяці тому +8

      Not any bird man….Sarcastic Poutekiteki Man!!😂😂😂

    • @LifeisA_Dream
      @LifeisA_Dream 2 місяці тому +2

      Wild concept: How about actually rooting for the President of America to succeed in making our country great even if you didn't vote for him?

    • @harmonic5107
      @harmonic5107 2 місяці тому +12

      ​@@LifeisA_Dreambot

    • @LifeisA_Dream
      @LifeisA_Dream 2 місяці тому

      @@harmonic5107 Not at all just promoting a positive message! You're name is Harmonic, lets work towards harmony!

    • @Revan992
      @Revan992 2 місяці тому

      No loser

  • @Mcgh142
    @Mcgh142 2 місяці тому +3685

    Next episode is definitely starting like:
    "Welcome! Welcome, everyone!!. WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED??!!"

    • @naomihopeopheliajasirineve7751
      @naomihopeopheliajasirineve7751 2 місяці тому +97

      My heart really needs this next episode

    • @davis7099
      @davis7099 2 місяці тому +2

      go to bed @Mcgh the grown ups have work to do. Fool.

    • @WalterWhite-jz7ct
      @WalterWhite-jz7ct 2 місяці тому +67

      @@davis7099 Then do it?

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 2 місяці тому +51

      ​@@WalterWhite-jz7ctHe can't, He doesn't have a job

    • @_Jayanky_
      @_Jayanky_ 2 місяці тому +24

      More like 10 seconds of dead eyed staring into the camera

  • @RespectTheStar89
    @RespectTheStar89 2 місяці тому +4705

    "The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe; for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them."
    For those trolls that keep making comments..of course it’s s a copy and paste, I didn’t come up with this Turkish proverb you idiots..it’s the meaning that matters

    • @sammccue500
      @sammccue500 2 місяці тому +430

      “A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. The traitor is the plague.” -Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 BC - 43 BC

    • @JaneKaplun-js4lp
      @JaneKaplun-js4lp 2 місяці тому +24

      Turkish proverb

    • @JaneKaplun-js4lp
      @JaneKaplun-js4lp 2 місяці тому +12

      Turkish proverb

    • @OddWoz
      @OddWoz 2 місяці тому +20

      @@sammccue500 we sure have had a lot of those.

    • @mustang8206
      @mustang8206 2 місяці тому

      In this case the axe was Kamala telling everyone she would help minorities because she's mixed. But the trees knew better

  • @timothyward6644
    @timothyward6644 2 місяці тому +4243

    I blame The Apprentice. For years, people were told he was a good businessman. I said years ago that the only reason he was elected in the first place was because people believed that horse shit of a show.

    • @kchortu
      @kchortu 2 місяці тому +90

      Like galaxy quest and the voters were the aliens, well the first time at least, now... I dont know.

    • @Lancelotxxx
      @Lancelotxxx 2 місяці тому

      I mean he did multiply his family wealth between the end of the 70s and now

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 2 місяці тому

      Add how mainstream media helped him and helped him when they don't go after stuff what matters same with democrats who did the same while not telling about their success and letting trump get away with his made up one

    • @derickatkins189
      @derickatkins189 2 місяці тому +300

      The creater of the apprentice realty show has said that he created a monster

    • @JaneKaplun-js4lp
      @JaneKaplun-js4lp 2 місяці тому +282

      The creator of The Apprentice issued an apology to the country last month for selling us the fake Donnie T., you know, Donnie as a success in business.

  • @UrOnlyWarning
    @UrOnlyWarning 16 днів тому +19

    "I'm going to build a big pond, and the Bass will pay for it." 😂😂😂

  • @ShawnHartmann-ul2qk
    @ShawnHartmann-ul2qk 2 місяці тому +5023

    Thank you, HBO, for this timely upload.
    /s

    • @CristySFM1234
      @CristySFM1234 2 місяці тому

      Their one on the pro-Palestinian voters should of been aired weeks prior as well, that's really the main reason Harris lost those idiots somehow thought a nobody from the green party was going to win

    • @kaimys
      @kaimys 2 місяці тому +50

      Obviously too late

    • @n91312
      @n91312 2 місяці тому +93

      Should've started with Trump calling Diddy a "Good Friend and a great guy"

    • @samyakjain4624
      @samyakjain4624 2 місяці тому +2

      🤣

    • @jamesmswenko8292
      @jamesmswenko8292 2 місяці тому +21

      the '/s' is very unnecessary, don't you think?

  • @Jsbmetal74
    @Jsbmetal74 2 місяці тому +1733

    I thought the Trumpy Trout was a spoof designed by the staff of Oliver’s show. But nope. It retails for 60 bucks online. I think I’m done with this planet.

    • @ExecutionStyleInc
      @ExecutionStyleInc 2 місяці тому +16

      Chia Obama 😂

    • @milaninter2442
      @milaninter2442 2 місяці тому +5

      You can leave this planet any time you want to, nobody is stopping you.

    • @MiguelMartinez-yh9df
      @MiguelMartinez-yh9df 2 місяці тому +18

      It might not be oliver but it's still a spoof or gag gift type deal.

    • @NWilliams93
      @NWilliams93 2 місяці тому +18

      you should order one and fuck it

    • @Jsbmetal74
      @Jsbmetal74 2 місяці тому +36

      @@milaninter2442 Ok, sunshine.

  • @bsedhs
    @bsedhs 2 місяці тому +968

    I needed this show right now. I don't care what the topic is... I just need it...

    • @zachary_attackery
      @zachary_attackery 2 місяці тому +19

      you need to see a shrink

    • @JacquelineVanRyn-k3l
      @JacquelineVanRyn-k3l 2 місяці тому +44

      ​@@zachary_attackeryYou voted for a felon, we're not the ones with issues

    • @bsedhs
      @bsedhs 2 місяці тому +51

      @@zachary_attackery the show makes me feel good. It gives me hope. Even if the topics are depressing. It makes me laugh.
      I dunno, just needed it this morning

    • @nuclearblackhole
      @nuclearblackhole 2 місяці тому +6

      Touch grass and have coffee, you'll feel better. ❤

    • @Apagador69
      @Apagador69 2 місяці тому

      Need?! Are you a snowflake-y bastard despairing over the election of orange dude?

  • @the_one_gio
    @the_one_gio 2 місяці тому +194

    We really do live in the dumbest timeline.

    • @RiceDaddy07
      @RiceDaddy07 2 місяці тому

      @@MadMattMaximus His mom and you are the dumbest rocks on the planet.

    • @reanimationxp
      @reanimationxp 2 місяці тому +6

      @@MadMattMaximus ^ proof

    • @tranquilator1109
      @tranquilator1109 2 місяці тому +2

      @@reanimationxp you lost cry and seethe

    • @erikdesmet9445
      @erikdesmet9445 2 місяці тому

      came here to say that while scryphing

    • @WokiesareAllHypocrites
      @WokiesareAllHypocrites 2 місяці тому

      Imagine 20 millions of illegal aliens, grocery so expensive 78% of American live paycheck to paycheck, misandry against men and traitorous against US run rampant. and almost 48% voter still vote dem. Truly the dumbest timeline

  • @pailoom
    @pailoom 2 місяці тому +1101

    in disbelief I turn to you for consolation John....

    • @StaFu1101
      @StaFu1101 2 місяці тому +10

      I’m with you

    • @damiang888
      @damiang888 2 місяці тому +4

      You are only in disbelief because the media covered a lot for Harris, at the very least they avoided having people like John, Stewart or Colbert from criticizing her.

    • @StaFu1101
      @StaFu1101 2 місяці тому

      @@damiang888 the media white washed everything for trump. And trump lies about everything. Just wait for project 2025

    • @StaFu1101
      @StaFu1101 2 місяці тому

      @@damiang888 and don’t get me wrong, I got my news from both sides of media and independent media. It was just obvious that Trump was lying about almost everything, and ran a super right hate campaign. It’s easier to get support from fear than it is by hope. Dems need to start fighting back even if it’s dirty.

    • @mikeyeee
      @mikeyeee 2 місяці тому +4

      Exposes how much people do not believe in her

  • @natechampchurch
    @natechampchurch 2 місяці тому +954

    John, I know you're probably exhausted but PLEASE don't retire within the next 5 years. We need you, please. If you have to for whatever reason, do what you need to do for yourself, we will love and support you always - but know that millions love and rely on you for actual comedy/journalism and a sense of relief when pointing out the absurdity of this all not being "normal"

    • @Fuzzypuppy357
      @Fuzzypuppy357 2 місяці тому +4

      Uh Huh?? IF life is simply an excuse for delusional comedy, remember, time flies!

    • @roberthughes7237
      @roberthughes7237 2 місяці тому

      I hope I am wrong, but I do not think there will be an end to this in 4 years. He will never allow an election again where he does not control the outcome. Putin does not sweat the outcomes of his elections.

    • @chefnyc
      @chefnyc 2 місяці тому +11

      Please stay and endorse Kamala for 2028. We will follow what celebrities tell us this time 🥶🥶

    • @TheRealKyraProductions
      @TheRealKyraProductions 2 місяці тому +14

      Luckily he’s contracted until 2026. I just hope he has two more years in him after that

    • @starventure
      @starventure 2 місяці тому

      Are you joking? John Oliver is either going to get pulled by HBO to stop from getting punished by congress or just flat out arrested for trying to bribe a Supreme Court justice. He's screwed.

  • @BirdsNNVA
    @BirdsNNVA 2 місяці тому +917

    Watching this NOW, on November 7…..

    • @artemis.nnnnnbbbbb
      @artemis.nnnnnbbbbb 2 місяці тому +17

      yeah, HBO shouldn't have delayed this episode (it usually releases on Sunday on max and Wednesday or Thursday on UA-cam)

    • @V3racious3
      @V3racious3 2 місяці тому +6

      The day it was uploaded.

    • @vvitch-mist20
      @vvitch-mist20 2 місяці тому +9

      This already came out before the election, but this is a potential reality and it's important for people to realize now.

    • @StanleyJohnson-b4v
      @StanleyJohnson-b4v 2 місяці тому

      Fake hit piece. President Trump's legacy will be making America great.

    • @LuxLucidOfficial
      @LuxLucidOfficial 2 місяці тому

      ​​@@vvitch-mist20considering the number of ppl that googled "did Biden drop out?" on election day, many are probably blissfully unaware of who was even elected.

  • @joshuaogle7367
    @joshuaogle7367 12 днів тому +4

    I have an unusual surname, and to hear John Oliver deliver it with such revelry was a treat.

  • @Kate-n2310
    @Kate-n2310 2 місяці тому +1044

    I cannot wait for the next episode…you got me through his first term

    • @mauvemaven
      @mauvemaven 2 місяці тому +19

      Also looking forward to Jon Stewart.

    • @OpiatesAndTits
      @OpiatesAndTits 2 місяці тому +1

      Did everyone have collective amnesia?

    • @Handlegamer12360
      @Handlegamer12360 2 місяці тому +11

      Hi.
      What atrocities happened to you directly or even indirectly during President Trumps first term that you had to depend on a TV show to 'get through' it. The more details the better.
      Genuinely curious.

    • @BlueLightningHawk
      @BlueLightningHawk 2 місяці тому +3

      You realize John Oliver begged Trump to run for president, right?

    • @mauvemaven
      @mauvemaven 2 місяці тому +28

      @@Handlegamer12360 Covid morbidity and mortality.

  • @winesap2
    @winesap2 2 місяці тому +1681

    Trump calls something a scam, then gets into the business. Who could have seen that coming?

    • @tabularasa0606
      @tabularasa0606 2 місяці тому +30

      The one time he said something truthful too.

    • @Woozlewuzzleable
      @Woozlewuzzleable 2 місяці тому +36

      Trump calling something a scam is like Oscar the Grouch calling Trump Trash. He’s an expert on the subject and we should believe him.

    • @jaredrosenberg4965
      @jaredrosenberg4965 2 місяці тому +34

      @@Woozlewuzzleable what trump means is "its a scam, dont get into it so i have room to get into it."

    • @DQ_Mine
      @DQ_Mine 2 місяці тому +11

      He always tells us what is on his mind. No one believes it.

    • @ernestb3900
      @ernestb3900 2 місяці тому

      Everybody!

  • @victorhawkins3461
    @victorhawkins3461 2 місяці тому +581

    Thank you, John. And your writers, your staff, and your crew.

    • @christinecharles4586
      @christinecharles4586 2 місяці тому +4

      Thank you for acknowledging the writers ❤

    • @victorhawkins3461
      @victorhawkins3461 2 місяці тому +4

      @christinecharles4586 I was a TV writer back in the 90s...I well and truly get it!

    • @whale-psychiatrist
      @whale-psychiatrist 2 місяці тому

      seethe

    • @joeschmoe21
      @joeschmoe21 2 місяці тому

      The nation rejected John Oliver, the Jew who changed his name, and DEMOCRATS, down the toilet like an aborted fetus.

    • @victorhawkins3461
      @victorhawkins3461 2 місяці тому

      @BobsVagene ?

  • @ellefree1667
    @ellefree1667 15 днів тому +11

    Watching this on Inauguration Day hits different 😢

  • @Hirnlego999
    @Hirnlego999 2 місяці тому +868

    You could say that it might have been OK to be ignorant about him in 2016
    But not in 2024

    • @ThatTexasGirl815
      @ThatTexasGirl815 2 місяці тому +26

      This.

    • @davis7099
      @davis7099 2 місяці тому

      Go to bed @Hirnlego the grown ups have work to do. Fool.

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe 2 місяці тому +77

      Even that was absurdly generous. It’s fair by now to just have zero faith in every human you meet until proven otherwise. Braindead is underselling it, this is the kind of shit that’d be kicked out of most sitcoms for being too absurd.

    • @michaelbuckley134
      @michaelbuckley134 2 місяці тому +19

      I was actually worried that Kamala was going to win, there's a lot of crazy people out there. Sanity won.

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 2 місяці тому +110

      @@michaelbuckley134 "Sanity won."
      THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS
      Stupidity is contagious

  • @prrrismo
    @prrrismo 2 місяці тому +1644

    First they came for the Communists
    And I did not speak out
    Because I was not a Communist
    Then they came for the Socialists
    And I did not speak out
    Because I was not a Socialist
    Then they came for the trade unionists
    And I did not speak out
    Because I was not a trade unionist
    Then they came for the Jews
    And I did not speak out
    Because I was not a Jew
    Then they came for me
    And there was no one left
    To speak out for me.
    - Martin Niemöller

    • @JD-cd5sq
      @JD-cd5sq 2 місяці тому

      The Trumps made most of their money from public subsidized housing. Socalism for me but not for thee.

    • @aaronsarchive82
      @aaronsarchive82 2 місяці тому +82

      This poem was in my head all day yesterday.

    • @user-eb4uu8my6j
      @user-eb4uu8my6j 2 місяці тому +11

      Bot # 2

    • @TheSocratease
      @TheSocratease 2 місяці тому

      They are coming for memaw's and pawpaw's SSA and Medicare. Wait for it.

    • @WillN2Go1
      @WillN2Go1 2 місяці тому +75

      In almost every mass arrest people swept up include supporters of the regime. In the Soviet Union people used to be heard shouting as they were arrested, "You bastards, when Stalin finds out what you've done!" The NKVD guys would just laugh. They knew where the lists came from.
      Here's a tip. If you think they are coming for you, just be somewhere else. The NKVD would often try a couple of times and then just give up. Predawn is the favorite time. If it's a real arrest, as in you really did rob a bank, they'll keep looking. But a political, hate arrest? They just need to make a big noise. And the strongest proof that your arrest was proper? You were arrested. "We don't arrest innocent people."

  • @GMAceM
    @GMAceM 2 місяці тому +326

    I’m still processing what happened. Always appreciate your show.

    • @davidofergals6947
      @davidofergals6947 2 місяці тому +12

      People voted for Trump in a democratic election. That's what happened.

    • @LalaDepala_00
      @LalaDepala_00 2 місяці тому +42

      ​@@davidofergals6947Yeah, we know. The question that the rest of the world has is: How can this many adults vote for the most obvious conman in the world?

    • @davidofergals6947
      @davidofergals6947 2 місяці тому +1

      @LalaDepala_00 how could anyone vote for a woman who gets friends of P Diddy to support her? Cardi B was at one of Kamalas rallies supporting her. Carid B is a former stripper who has admitted to drugging men and stealing their money. People are gonna vote for a woman is endorsed by a stripper who drugs men and steals from them?

    • @ekdaufin1485
      @ekdaufin1485 2 місяці тому +6

      Me too.

    • @johndoh4537
      @johndoh4537 2 місяці тому

      @@davidofergals6947we know what happened just the fact that so many people voted for a wannabe dictator is shocking and depressing, I hope he gets his wish of hitlers generals so that he might collapse under his own hubris

  • @iloveyoumadhuri
    @iloveyoumadhuri 2 місяці тому +13

    John’s impersonation of an 8-year-old doing a dolphin kick was so funny that it made my morning!!!

  • @aly9402
    @aly9402 2 місяці тому +427

    I don't know why people are saying the timing of this video is bad, as if people who watch John Oliver are undecided voters

    • @perplexedcats7687
      @perplexedcats7687 2 місяці тому +19

      Because it's a video about Trump's business ventures that was uploaded right after a much more important event, his newly elected presidency.

    • @D1i1s1
      @D1i1s1 2 місяці тому +34

      @@perplexedcats7687 And logically it was recorded and initially aired before that important event.

    • @JaneKaplun-js4lp
      @JaneKaplun-js4lp 2 місяці тому +25

      This was recorded the Saturday before the election. It aired on HBO the Sunday before the election.
      More importantly, this isn’t the first time John has tackled Donnie’s business ventures. This was merely an update of some of his latest business ventures.

    • @Katie-rh2oo
      @Katie-rh2oo 2 місяці тому +5

      Interesting. i watch all his videos but i can't watch this one today, bc i am still processing the race. When a wannabe dictator wins and you immediately (like not even 4 days later) start making fun of him, that does not encourage many people to action, it just reminds them that any idiot can control a country. you can say this timing does not affect you and that is fine. The timing does effect me and that's also fine. I guess what i really want to know is if your original comment was written in bad faith, or if you really didn't think about how vibes effect how a person's mental processing a video. i am not trying to be rude with that last sentence btw, but i don't know how to write it out in text and get across the vibe i want to send (wait it all comes back around lol)

    • @chefnyc
      @chefnyc 2 місяці тому +7

      I watch him as a puppet show. Don’t make my decisions based on what he says

  • @anxiousbun5390
    @anxiousbun5390 2 місяці тому +849

    I was hoping this was gonna be a reassuring video about what has happened..Sad it isn't. Stay safe everyone. We've got this.

    • @die_cuteste
      @die_cuteste 2 місяці тому +74

      that'll probably be the video next week, it usually takes them a minimum of 1-2 weeks for stories

    • @Youtubeviewerwhoiscool
      @Youtubeviewerwhoiscool 2 місяці тому +17

      First time watching john oliver?

    • @veldmuis8181
      @veldmuis8181 2 місяці тому

      This was recorded before the elections. So probably next week they cover it.

    • @alexandr678
      @alexandr678 2 місяці тому +7

      LOL...cry more about it.

    • @Linkman8912
      @Linkman8912 2 місяці тому +4

      Well yeah, this one released on monday/tuesday and was recorded earlier. Hopefully next week though.

  • @daviydviljoen9318
    @daviydviljoen9318 2 місяці тому +1088

    My condolences America...

    • @zacharythomas8617
      @zacharythomas8617 2 місяці тому +54

      Thank you.

    • @thomasbraeking6225
      @thomasbraeking6225 2 місяці тому +130

      Apologies from the sane non-trumpers to the rest of the world.

    • @hypnophonz
      @hypnophonz 2 місяці тому +38

      Thank you ! ! ! ! Kindness can work
      like an anesthetic. So many need it.

    • @iLoveBoysandBerries
      @iLoveBoysandBerries 2 місяці тому +5

      Get a life

    • @stephenholmgren405
      @stephenholmgren405 2 місяці тому

      I hate Trump but he had to be elected. The planet would not survive a democrat President right now. America is saved, too bad it had to be Trump, he sucks

  • @kellyparkinson8594
    @kellyparkinson8594 Місяць тому +8

    Oh my gosh, thank you Mr. Oliver. I just laughed so hard and loud. I desperately needed that! ❤️🤣

  • @olliethepizzaguy
    @olliethepizzaguy 2 місяці тому +71

    “The bass will pay for it” had me rolling. 😂

  • @gallopingLake6
    @gallopingLake6 2 місяці тому +380

    J.D. Vance designed the Trump Trout.

    • @TinkerTaylor-zv1ml
      @TinkerTaylor-zv1ml 2 місяці тому +48

      Nah, if he did it would have been a cushion, fits better on the couch....

    • @petermmm42
      @petermmm42 2 місяці тому +2

      Lmao

    • @naomihopeopheliajasirineve7751
      @naomihopeopheliajasirineve7751 2 місяці тому +7

      Endorsed by his couch to save itself

    • @LostToaster
      @LostToaster 2 місяці тому +10

      He does seem to be creatively inclined towards manmade horrors that’ll only serve to degrade society overall

    • @kibundle
      @kibundle 2 місяці тому

      If DJT dies in office it will be President Vance. How F-ing scary is that?!

  • @DarthLink1986
    @DarthLink1986 2 місяці тому +243

    We need you now more than ever John Oliver

    • @damienhenriquez9754
      @damienhenriquez9754 2 місяці тому

      This guy is not funny. And he doesn't even believe in anything he is a paid shill.

    • @bluemcneil5883
      @bluemcneil5883 2 місяці тому +3

      He just went off on how dangerous and scary trump was without saying shit about why Kamala is any good. It's tone deaf. He's a political stooge despite some great corporate takedowns. The duopoly gives you brain worms

    • @fini8874
      @fini8874 2 місяці тому +13

      ​@@bluemcneil5883 ? This is about the business ventures of Trump ... Why should he be talking about Harris in this part?

    • @KitC916
      @KitC916 2 місяці тому

      I think most of his "voters" were Russian bots and we should investigate that NOW, not in 30 years.
      Watch how fast this gets removed.

    • @stuff4826
      @stuff4826 2 місяці тому +1

      lol hes the bed you hide under, telling you what you need to hear.

  • @neilmajor8578
    @neilmajor8578 18 днів тому +3

    Thankfully I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I heard the C3PO line....comedy gold!!!!

  • @dmi6101
    @dmi6101 2 місяці тому +996

    Well, this came far too late.
    Not that his voters would have cared, mind.

    • @roberthussey595
      @roberthussey595 2 місяці тому +36

      This show aired Sunday November 3rd… UA-cam doesn’t run the replay of Last Week Tonight until Thursday’s

    • @artisdying
      @artisdying 2 місяці тому +13

      @@roberthussey595 Then this segment should've been in an earlier show.

    • @markiefufu
      @markiefufu 2 місяці тому +75

      Not only didn't his cult not care, but a huge swath of America didn't care either. Apparently we'd rather have him than a competent smart black woman.

    • @peiceofshmitegamer2317
      @peiceofshmitegamer2317 2 місяці тому +16

      ​@markiefufu sadly you're right, way too many people were willing to vote for him over her simply because they thought a woman couldn't do ig

    • @hashaskinner
      @hashaskinner 2 місяці тому

      America doesn’t care, we’re cool with criminals as long as they’re “funny” and rich.

  • @shawnstangeland3011
    @shawnstangeland3011 2 місяці тому +630

    Well we are now in an idiocracy. A few hundred years early

    • @markussmedhus9717
      @markussmedhus9717 2 місяці тому +91

      Even in the movie 'Idiocracy' the president was willing to listen to more qualified people.

    • @RyanD8293
      @RyanD8293 2 місяці тому +50

      ​@@markussmedhus9717 even Camacho's presidential pardon was for the benefit of the country. Can't say that about Trump.

    • @JoshGilmorefoo
      @JoshGilmorefoo 2 місяці тому +20

      That hemorrhoid cream commercial is just a prequel to the Oscar winning film 'Ass'

    • @cmuller1441
      @cmuller1441 2 місяці тому +12

      But it has electrolytes, it's what your brain craves ! 😅

    • @shawnstangeland3011
      @shawnstangeland3011 2 місяці тому +2

      @ and plants

  • @nak-system1602
    @nak-system1602 2 місяці тому +500

    Dear John Oliver, please make as much fun of the President as you legally can. I just hope the US stays democratic enough and the claims to value freedom of speech from the right aren't completely hollow, so you can continue to do so.

    • @isaacbrown4506
      @isaacbrown4506 2 місяці тому

      It's only freedom of speech as long as you say what they agree with. This is literally a worst-case scenario. He has the Senate and House by their coin purses, he'll appoint 2 more Justices with the ones there already saying he can do anything without consequences. There's no longer any checks and balances, and he knows that. I'm a straight white male and I'm terrified of what will come next. Not even sure I will have children now since this is clearly an ongoing issue, and God knows when this country will go back to normal, if ever.

    • @wolleyreikivalley
      @wolleyreikivalley 2 місяці тому

      more than half of trumps voters all watched the same video that the left suppressed. youve been completely fooled.

    • @raymondamador1487
      @raymondamador1487 2 місяці тому +1

      He can't, Oliver will get deported. Now is his time to repent

    • @njh2os
      @njh2os 2 місяці тому +51

      Considering how often they ban people off their platforms who don't go with their lies I'm gonna say their claims to value freedom of speech were never genuine. They just wanted to make the people "bullying" them shut up and put out whatever hateful screed they can think of without any push back.

    • @isaacbrown4506
      @isaacbrown4506 2 місяці тому +31

      And of course, my reply got deleted. This is exactly what I mean. If you don't comply with their views, then you don't get to say anything. All I said was I fear what's going to happen with no checks and balances on him, and my comment gets deleted 😂

  • @TraceyHixon-n5y
    @TraceyHixon-n5y 2 місяці тому +29

    Thank you Mr Oliver, we really appreciate you 🙏🏾🙏🏾💖

  • @stizashell
    @stizashell 2 місяці тому +86

    Ok the 8-year-old-in-the-hotel-pool impression with the astoundingly accurate garbage dolphin kick is my favorite moment of the show all year.

  • @Ardy_Visser
    @Ardy_Visser 2 місяці тому +287

    As a dutch person i gotta say: dear fucking god

    • @shotgunbadger
      @shotgunbadger 2 місяці тому +6

      sir don't you guys put on blackface every christmas

    • @ninaschust3694
      @ninaschust3694 2 місяці тому +6

      100 % agree 😢

    • @cassandro9445
      @cassandro9445 2 місяці тому

      ​@@shotgunbadger did you know Hitler modeled his segregation laws after Jim Crow's? 😂 Fucking hilarious! #UsoniansTheOGNazis

    • @MaekarManastorm
      @MaekarManastorm 2 місяці тому

      Get a job

    • @LalaDepala_00
      @LalaDepala_00 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@shotgunbadger It represents freed slaves. And it isn't Christmas-related. It is the celebration of Saint Nicolas - who freed slaves.

  • @bdell519
    @bdell519 2 місяці тому +273

    I feel devastated for this country 😢

    • @WalterWhite-jz7ct
      @WalterWhite-jz7ct 2 місяці тому +9

      Trust me, we'll all feel it

    • @zeta0590
      @zeta0590 2 місяці тому +10

      ​@@davis7099ok daddy issues.

    • @JackAttack15
      @JackAttack15 2 місяці тому +12

      @@davis7099 People are geniunely worried and all you're doing is just rage baiting them. How about stop being a jerk and actually comfort your fellow American?

    • @davis7099
      @davis7099 2 місяці тому

      @@JackAttack15 Trump has comfortably won with 71 m votes what seemed an impossible election despite everything the media, celebrities and the law courts could throw at him. RESPECT the votes of the citizens of your country who want CHANGE> the Harris campaign was a disaster from the get go. Time for the Red corner to learn from this and not take peoples votes for granted. "There are no parties, there are voters."

    • @davis7099
      @davis7099 2 місяці тому +1

      @@JackAttack15 as the old saying goes. " facts have no interest in your feelings. " 71 million Americans have voted for Trump and a change from the lamentable Harris ( was she high or drunk or simply vacant? ) and sleepy Joe who is a demented President. ( how the hell did that happen?) Lets hope America improves and action is taken on the matters Americans say are important to them. Harris FFS !!!!

  • @creativecool73
    @creativecool73 2 місяці тому +10

    we need you John, Kimmel, Stuart, and Colbert.. seriously without you guys we can not survive next 4 years.

  • @abarfriedrich5027
    @abarfriedrich5027 2 місяці тому +412

    John, I hope you can stay safe from harm. We need you, now more than ever. Thank you for keeping us sane 🌻🌻🌻

    • @pritam_chavan10
      @pritam_chavan10 2 місяці тому +5

      😂😂

    • @htvtc21
      @htvtc21 2 місяці тому +7

      harm from who? 😂😂😂

    • @nicholasrova3698
      @nicholasrova3698 2 місяці тому

      @@htvtc21 These people are deranged. They seem to forget their side supported lockdowns far more than the right, want to curb the first Amendment because of "hate speech", and want to round up people's firearms. All of those things are severely authoritarian positions, and they call the right authoritarians. It's baffling.

    • @thatguythere6161
      @thatguythere6161 2 місяці тому +17

      @@htvtc21The president has the power to use the military against whoever he wants without consequence due to the Supreme Court decision, and he has said he wants to use it against “the enemy within”. He’s already named specific politicians as the enemy within, and there’s no reason, with all of his distain of the media, to think that he wouldn’t want to use it on them either.
      We can only hope his goal is simply changing economic law to benefit himself, and pardoning himself, rather than seizing power.

    • @tylermiller8142
      @tylermiller8142 2 місяці тому +3

      No one is worried about gnome boy John 😂😂

  • @BLoafX
    @BLoafX 2 місяці тому +303

    This video didn't come "too late" because honestly and really, how many people would this video or videos like this on either side have convinced anyone to change their votes?

    • @Joker-xe5pw
      @Joker-xe5pw 2 місяці тому

      Zero. There's your root problem. Echo chamber of brainwashing.

    • @HGChaosNL
      @HGChaosNL 2 місяці тому +2

      I think it did come too late. I agree with you that it would never have changed the outcome of the election. But Oliver talks about reasons to not vote for Trump and Trump can no longer run in another election again.
      EDIT: Typo

    • @Enyavar1
      @Enyavar1 2 місяці тому +6

      @@HGChaosNL it would have changed diddley squat.
      The majority of Americans desired a fascist as their leader.
      Lettem have one.

    • @BLoafX
      @BLoafX 2 місяці тому

      @@Enyavar1 People have become so uninspired that they won't even put the effort to control the lives around them. For some reason, they think it's best to get someone at King/Queen status to force others to conform to their preferred way of life, but are somehow absolutely blind that if their King/Queen has that much power, the next King/Queen will have that much power!!!!

    • @chefnyc
      @chefnyc 2 місяці тому +1

      I voted my vote because of Taylor Swift. Was planning to vote libertarian, instead voted Trump. I think celebrities need to keep talking 😂😂

  • @Pedro28725
    @Pedro28725 2 місяці тому +224

    A president should be concerned about ruling a country, not running businesses

    • @WalterWhite-jz7ct
      @WalterWhite-jz7ct 2 місяці тому +2

      He will run the US like a business and his past ones have ALL failed or been scams

    • @annekellogg5969
      @annekellogg5969 2 місяці тому +24

      He is concerned about destroying the country not running it!

    • @gusmonster59
      @gusmonster59 2 місяці тому +23

      A president should be concerned with doing what is best ALL the people of his country. Biff has zero intention of doing that. He just wants to be a dictator.

    • @zapermunz
      @zapermunz 2 місяці тому

      Republicans believe that you should run the country like a business

    • @ernestb3900
      @ernestb3900 2 місяці тому +3

      Ya, Right this is the conman and huster any time he can make a dollar he is there right.

  • @stefannikola
    @stefannikola 2 місяці тому +11

    A "receipt for something that hasn't been made" is an "I.O.U."

    • @jeremiah1293
      @jeremiah1293 2 місяці тому +2

      True, and an I.O.U. Is typically given and accepted when both parties trust the other to follow through for some reason(s). If I give you an I.O.U. and never follow through, you shouldn’t trust I’ll pay out on a second one just because you’re still holding the first.

  • @krizsanzarathud7133
    @krizsanzarathud7133 2 місяці тому +126

    Well, the Trump as Homelander NFT is on point...

    • @ecosta
      @ecosta 2 місяці тому +2

      Yo! I never associated both. Keep it quiet before Bezos censor it as well.

    • @hctirehtgnah
      @hctirehtgnah 2 місяці тому

      The only thing Homelander and Trump have in common is the psychopathy, narcissism, and grotesque mannerisms. Orange geezer is neither strong, nor good looking, nor thin & healthy.

  • @Hectonkhyres
    @Hectonkhyres 2 місяці тому +248

    Time to become an alcoholic. I'd say 'hold my beer' but I'm going to need it.

    • @lgolem09l
      @lgolem09l 2 місяці тому +19

      That's not as fun as it sounds

    • @ryshow9118
      @ryshow9118 2 місяці тому

      Way ahead of you

    • @kamcorder3585
      @kamcorder3585 2 місяці тому +18

      I know this is probably a joke but if you are finding yourself dependent on alcohol please turn for help. I hope you can find the support you need.

    • @coreyzek
      @coreyzek 2 місяці тому +1

      Cheers

    • @scottvertelle286
      @scottvertelle286 2 місяці тому +6

      I suggest stocking up supplies like a survivalist

  • @c.p.8040
    @c.p.8040 2 місяці тому +71

    The whole kid in the pool/dolphin kick bit almost made me spit out my lunch!😂 Thank you for the laughs.

  • @ShatteredMoon2012
    @ShatteredMoon2012 2 місяці тому +5

    I wish we could see john oliver live reaction to trump winning and him screaming

  • @Halvblodsprinsen100
    @Halvblodsprinsen100 2 місяці тому +374

    John, you have my condolances in regards to the election.

    • @johnybegood.
      @johnybegood. 2 місяці тому +5

      Why condolences? The orange man was the best one running lol

    • @jefferyjones8399
      @jefferyjones8399 2 місяці тому +70

      @@johnybegood.you’re the problem

    • @sidewalkere
      @sidewalkere 2 місяці тому

      He can always retire back to England.
      It's the rest of you poor sods that are stuck with whatever is coming.

    • @funnydadjoke6800
      @funnydadjoke6800 2 місяці тому +17

      @@jefferyjones8399 literally most of the country disagrees

    • @4emcarthur
      @4emcarthur 2 місяці тому

      This is hilarious.

  • @BigDaw77
    @BigDaw77 2 місяці тому +283

    It doesn't matter, Trump has proven he can say, do, or act in any way, and people want him as king, and now they got it. Here is to the end of America and democracy😢

    • @budmeasap
      @budmeasap 2 місяці тому +57

      Let's not forget, the Supreme Court just ruled he can commit crimes without repercussions. He's gonna be like a kid in a candy store.

    • @13699111
      @13699111 2 місяці тому +21

      America's 50 years of a race to the bottom continues sadly

    • @emeraldaly7646
      @emeraldaly7646 2 місяці тому +21

      He's gonna make Reagan look like FDR

    • @vaultofwaqas
      @vaultofwaqas 2 місяці тому

      More than 70% of America and Trumps 1st presidency disagrees with you, stop crying and sort out your party otherwise you will lose the next election as well.

    • @aereiq
      @aereiq 2 місяці тому +5

      You never were for democracy. You wanted control for your own faction.

  • @johnwilson7680
    @johnwilson7680 2 місяці тому +141

    😂 I was sure Trumpy Trout was a fake John Oliver joke product. The fact that it’s real is the second most shocking thing this week.

    • @franciswyvern
      @franciswyvern 2 місяці тому +1

      but yet you are surprised? hehe this is John Oliver

  • @Donkim420
    @Donkim420 14 днів тому +1

    I miss this show.. my mondays just isn't the same...

  • @MSharifTrading
    @MSharifTrading 2 місяці тому +540

    We really got a felon for president before GTA 6

    • @grayhatjen5924
      @grayhatjen5924 2 місяці тому +57

      We're probably gonna be playing Fallout the IRL version before we get GTA 6.
      I hate this timeline.

    • @WalterWhite-jz7ct
      @WalterWhite-jz7ct 2 місяці тому +16

      @@grayhatjen5924 "Buy your Trump bunker now".... damn, I can see it happening

    • @JacquelineVanRyn-k3l
      @JacquelineVanRyn-k3l 2 місяці тому +29

      Rockstar will have trouble satirizing America for GTA6 when real life is like this

    • @heavydonkeykong5190
      @heavydonkeykong5190 2 місяці тому

      We got the Trump fish before Persona 6.

    • @scottvertelle286
      @scottvertelle286 2 місяці тому +3

      That's the plot for GTA 6

  • @chumark54
    @chumark54 2 місяці тому +86

    John Oliver, please give me comfort. Tell us we're all in this together.

    • @stday.m4v
      @stday.m4v 2 місяці тому +3

      not john oliver, but hi, we are all in it together. despite how tough it’ll be, we’ll get through :-)

    • @chumark54
      @chumark54 2 місяці тому

      @blueberryslushy2370 thanks, I appreciate it. 🙏

    • @stuff4826
      @stuff4826 2 місяці тому

      lol so pathetic. you should record his episodes, mabye theyll get you through nuclear winter in your grandpas bunker.

    • @chrisprilloisebola
      @chrisprilloisebola 2 місяці тому

      L

    • @stuff4826
      @stuff4826 2 місяці тому

      @@chrisprilloisebola pathetic

  • @adityarao9793
    @adityarao9793 2 місяці тому +185

    I have bad news and more bad news

    • @JoeOggier
      @JoeOggier 2 місяці тому +15

      ...To shreds you say?

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 2 місяці тому

      And his maga supporter don't know they're fucked like the rest of us they're doomed and they'll likely to blame someone other than Trump who con them

    • @stuff4826
      @stuff4826 2 місяці тому +3

      normal news. you were just pathetically hopeful

  • @WynandArmandBrummer
    @WynandArmandBrummer 2 місяці тому +1

    Love you John

  • @DeAnoJackson
    @DeAnoJackson 2 місяці тому +174

    Hey World. American here. Normally I'd say proud American, but not with what we've just done. I am so deeply sorry.
    Posting this here solely because I'm hoping that people like Oliver keep me sane for the next 4 years and I want him and his entire staff to know that we need them now more than ever

    • @DeAnoJackson
      @DeAnoJackson 2 місяці тому +35

      @PeeTree-bx6lp I don't understand the question. What debt? Since Biden came into office we've been producing more oil than any country in world history. The inflation dropped. Gas prices came down (and I work at a gas station, so don't you dare try to argue with me here). Millions of people pulled out of debt thanks to Biden's college loan forgiveness, which pumped massive amounts of money into the economy.
      So what are you talking about?

    • @WalterWhite-jz7ct
      @WalterWhite-jz7ct 2 місяці тому +1

      @@PeeTree-bx6lp Not being a sexist moron would have been start but when Americans see a step foreward, they run the other way like scare children

    • @falgalhutkinsmarzcal3962
      @falgalhutkinsmarzcal3962 2 місяці тому

      ​@@PeeTree-bx6lpTrump added 7.9 trillion to the national debt.

    • @bonniebrush94
      @bonniebrush94 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@DeAnoJacksonWell said!

    • @DeAnoJackson
      @DeAnoJackson 2 місяці тому

      @@bonniebrush94 Thanks. This is my first day off work since the results I'm finally allowing myself to feel this. As a former Marine I never thought I'd say this, but I'm not proud to be an American. We fucked this up. I'm lost and I'm scared and I'm worried for people that mean everything to me.
      But I am also very, VERY angry. I'm gonna spend awhile checking in on my loved ones and licking my wounds, and then I'm back in the fight. Fuck Donald Trump, fuck MAGA

  • @lillianblack8749
    @lillianblack8749 2 місяці тому +98

    I wish John and all of his staff good luck in the next 4 years I know this is gonna drive all of you nuts

    • @skfnv6340
      @skfnv6340 2 місяці тому +2

      They'll be fine: they will have plenty of material to work with, and they'll win more Emmys.

    • @stuff4826
      @stuff4826 2 місяці тому

      lol, they basically won the content lottery. their show writes itself

  • @omi_god
    @omi_god 2 місяці тому +385

    In 4 years, we are going to have one hell of a mess to clean up. America, you have just done a very stupid, stupid thing.

    • @13699111
      @13699111 2 місяці тому

      I personally tried to vote Putin's puppets out of elected offices. I've always been disgusted with the majority of citizens. It's still shocking how easily propaganda brainwashed citizens. 😊

    • @Dbb277-2
      @Dbb277-2 2 місяці тому +79

      I just don’t understand how anyone would vote for this very obvious grifter.

    • @MusouInken
      @MusouInken 2 місяці тому +108

      ​@@Dbb277-2From interviews with Trump voters I've been seeing it all seems to just be "I don't know, things were just cheaper when he was in office." No analysis of policy proposals, no moral judgment at all, just vibes.
      Unfortunately, I think that if Trump follows his proposed policies we're going to see some unfortunate trends in that very same economy.

    • @CassandraSeer
      @CassandraSeer 2 місяці тому +37

      I know. We had one job to do Vote for Democracy...and we failed. (Well not me but lots of stupid others.)

    • @budmeasap
      @budmeasap 2 місяці тому +55

      The damage may be irreparable.

  • @michael92594
    @michael92594 2 місяці тому

    "And the bass will pay for it..". Instant classic

  • @person35790
    @person35790 2 місяці тому +142

    This morning my 8 year old told us that they were talking about who’s going to lose their parents now. Name by name. These are not things 3rd graders should be bringing up unprompted.

    • @Seriksy
      @Seriksy 2 місяці тому +9

      Yes hysterical parents shouldn't debate politics in front of children

    • @Doctaphil64
      @Doctaphil64 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@SeriksyCareful, these people are in a fragile state and cannot handle objective reality right now.

    • @malcolmside-bp314
      @malcolmside-bp314 2 місяці тому

      @person35790 liar

    • @malcolmside-bp314
      @malcolmside-bp314 2 місяці тому

      ​@@dayoft6helordswomp womp

    • @bread9303
      @bread9303 2 місяці тому

      Explain why is a liar ​@@malcolmside-bp314

  • @joshua.harazin
    @joshua.harazin 2 місяці тому +80

    He didn't just ignore the Emoluments Clause, he called it "phony" on national TV (Oct 21, 2019).
    All the supposedly pro-constitution MagaBros voted for the only president to ever call part of the Constitution phony.

    • @BrianOrEric
      @BrianOrEric 2 місяці тому

      MAGA loyalists are not patriots so it makes sense

    • @Cannon4545
      @Cannon4545 2 місяці тому +1

      @@MadMattMaximus Bot. Please point to a single word he said that wasn't both true and meaningful.

  • @baymcculloch
    @baymcculloch 2 місяці тому +7

    As soon as the election happened was that I desperately needed John Oliver. I eagerly await Sunday, thank you for taking care of us ❤

  • @IrinaFlowers
    @IrinaFlowers 2 місяці тому +4

    Love you! You always say what we think.

  • @landonletterman831
    @landonletterman831 2 місяці тому +190

    What hits me the hardest is that I wasn't voting for myself.
    I was voting for everyone besides myself that Trump stands to hurt, because he wasn't going to be hurting me.
    I was voting for our relationships abroad......
    ......I was voting to help Ukraine!
    I was voting to keep Russian interests out of the White House.
    I was voting against telling lies every moment of every day, to stay ahead of yesterday's lies.....
    I'm hurt, but I'm even more confused as to how it happened, when I looked hard at both candidates.

    • @CordialH
      @CordialH 2 місяці тому

      Remember, people didn't vote for Trump despite who he is, they voted for him because of who he is. It's a condemnation of what the Republican party has been turning the nation into since the 80s and the dismantling of our educational system, leaving huge swathes of the nation uneducated miserable little demons.

    • @ninaschust3694
      @ninaschust3694 2 місяці тому +7

    • @moappleseider1699
      @moappleseider1699 2 місяці тому +7

      You in fact did NOT look hard at both candidates. You swallowed the media's lies.

    • @charliec1116
      @charliec1116 2 місяці тому

      Unless you are ultra-rich, Trump will stand to hurt everyone, you included

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee 2 місяці тому

      I think there was cheating. How hard could it have been with paper ballots?

  • @Claudiuscampbellus
    @Claudiuscampbellus 2 місяці тому +128

    So this is how liberty dies… with thundoreus applause

    • @AshEllieRose
      @AshEllieRose 2 місяці тому +6

      V for Vendetta warned us …

    • @kchortu
      @kchortu 2 місяці тому +4

      @@AshEllieRose I guess Maggie Thatcher and trump aren't that dissimilar.

    • @WalterWhite-jz7ct
      @WalterWhite-jz7ct 2 місяці тому +5

      @@kchortu Difference is that she was never made the mesiah of the stupid

    • @garygood6804
      @garygood6804 2 місяці тому +2

      Thunderous **

    • @kchortu
      @kchortu 2 місяці тому

      @@WalterWhite-jz7ct nah just their queen

  • @seanaugagnon6383
    @seanaugagnon6383 2 місяці тому +219

    I went to bed thinking most people in my country were not racist bigots. I woke up from that dream. I feel defeated and hopeless.

    • @isaacshaver6218
      @isaacshaver6218 2 місяці тому +10

      Good, now u feel like the rest of us

    • @jackiespaceman
      @jackiespaceman 2 місяці тому +31

      That’s the thing. We need to realize that a truly scary number of people really are awful

    • @msf2399
      @msf2399 2 місяці тому +19

      On the plus side: I’ve heard it wasn’t that he got that many more votes than he did in 2020, but that there were +15mil fewer votes for the dems. So it was less more hate and more that we got overconfident in his loss… again.
      On the negative: Doesn’t really matter, because we’re stuck with him now.

    • @aerrae5608
      @aerrae5608 2 місяці тому +14

      I feel unfathomably angry. Except unlike the in breds that voted for Trump my anger has good reason behind it.

    • @CyRxJustin
      @CyRxJustin 2 місяці тому

      It 2016 I was devastated that so many people were fooled so easily, but I was also hopeful that I was wrong.
      In 2020 I was relieved that so many people voted against him after seeing that he was as awful as he promised to be.
      This year, I'm devastated that so many Americans are hateful amnesiacs at best. There's no plausible deniability, there's no hope that they "come around."
      It's like if in 1950 the Germans said "The post WW2 economy hasn't felt great, whats Hitler up to these days?" Instead of what they really did which was demonize that piece of shit and build an exemplary nation from the ashes.

  • @bvs4278
    @bvs4278 23 дні тому

    The intro never gets old 😂😂

  • @TeamSoraPresents
    @TeamSoraPresents 2 місяці тому +243

    We truly live in the worst timeline...

    • @IronyMan85
      @IronyMan85 2 місяці тому +10

      I agree! Yet we are responsible to change those times, although it is not our fault that times are bad, ultimately we are the only ones able to effect change. Otherwise future generations will be stuck with the bill, that past generations accumulated.

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 2 місяці тому

      We could be in the one where he won in 2020 and we never recovered from the pandemic, Russia has already taken back the old Soviet satellite countries, and the 2024 elections were delayed until further notice because he needs to stay out of jail.

    • @haydenfisher1387
      @haydenfisher1387 2 місяці тому +9

      @@IronyMan85 If I hear another person saying that blaming the boomers and Reagan for ruining everything is bad, I'm about to throw hands

    • @pritam_chavan10
      @pritam_chavan10 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂

    • @IronyMan85
      @IronyMan85 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@haydenfisher1387 Please don't insert some meaning into my words that is not intended. What I posted is as true for our generation, as it to the boomer generation and the lost generation and every previous generation. We continually inherit problems, but problems do not necessarily need to be that big. That is our duty to following generations.

  • @AutisticGamer8699
    @AutisticGamer8699 2 місяці тому +70

    0:46 I know John! As soon as I saw the open mouth I wondered how many people were going to attempt that!

  • @major253kannon
    @major253kannon 2 місяці тому +224

    Prophacy based on the movie IDIOCRACY has come come to pass.

    • @DarkMoonStarsong
      @DarkMoonStarsong 2 місяці тому +36

      It's definitely coming true, especially with Hulk Hogan ripping off his shirt to support Drumph -_-

    • @Wokiis
      @Wokiis 2 місяці тому +46

      At least president Camacho realised he needed smart people to solve hard societal issues. Even though unhinged and murderous he was still a way better president than Trump.

    • @What_do_I_Think
      @What_do_I_Think 2 місяці тому +11

      It was a real precise projection of the (very near) future.

    • @georgelionon9050
      @georgelionon9050 2 місяці тому +14

      much rather The Handmaid's Tale.. the beginnings.

    • @marksmits1911
      @marksmits1911 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@Wokiis camancho for president

  • @allisonbergh4429
    @allisonbergh4429 18 днів тому

    Whoever made that Truth Social ad either hasn’t seen Cabaret or definitely has. Strong “tomorrow belongs to me” vibes there

  • @theravenlord3004
    @theravenlord3004 2 місяці тому +137

    We entered the "Not everything was bad under Trump" timeline. No matter how high you stack the shit, there will be these people defending the garbage.

    • @gingerdoll
      @gingerdoll 2 місяці тому +28

      They never believe the leopards they vote for will start eating THEIR face.

    • @thomasbraeking6225
      @thomasbraeking6225 2 місяці тому

      Garbage defending garbage.

    • @robert-uc4mf
      @robert-uc4mf 2 місяці тому

      No im not defending all that shit that happens under his first term (and shit will also happen under his 2 term..)
      But I refuse to suffer from TDS and try to brainwash people with hipocritical bullshit and gaslighting!
      F u...
      He is a showman and conman everybody knows but he isn't fucking Hitler... Not by far
      The doublestandard is astonishing!
      Joe Biden who is really racist (just look it up he is extreme racism since the 70s when he was a senator in delaware opposing not segregated schoolbuses!! Massinceration in the 90s of black people and mixed race friend with kkkwizard....!
      You wanna be a Trump critic... Fine but you can't have it both ways.... OK

    • @Handlegamer12360
      @Handlegamer12360 2 місяці тому +1

      Hi.
      What atrocities happened to you directly or even indirectly during President Trumps first term that you call him garbage, when the American people clearly gave the mandate to him. He won the electoral votes, populist vote, senate and the house. The more details the better.
      Genuinely curious.

    • @BurgermanForever-nh2vp
      @BurgermanForever-nh2vp 2 місяці тому +4

      Bootlickers gotta bootlick

  • @adv-rider7368
    @adv-rider7368 2 місяці тому +70

    I absolutely love John Oliver
    It’s just that. I can’t watch anymore episodes with pics of or audio of T.Dump talking.
    I just absolutely am over it.
    Please if anyone reads this from the show. I think we’re all sick hearing him.
    Reiterate what he says or put an article up but, why do we have to hear him anymore.
    I’m ready to unplug from the internet for 4 years if necessary…

    • @freepalestine-dm2zq
      @freepalestine-dm2zq 2 місяці тому +4

      It's time to unplug my friend. They're going to continue covering Trump for his four years.

    • @Handlegamer12360
      @Handlegamer12360 2 місяці тому

      Hi.
      What atrocities happened to you directly or even indirectly during President Trumps first term that you have so much hatred against him, when the American people clearly gave the mandate to him. He won the electoral votes, populist vote, senate and the house. The more details the better.
      Genuinely curious.

    • @TKaePetras
      @TKaePetras 2 місяці тому +8

      @@Handlegamer12360 The word atrocities is more dramatic than necessary. However, some of these "atrocities" he has expressed as threats (to be realized in his upcoming second term), dismantling the FBI, the SSA, the EPA, public education (essentially anything that provides benefits or protections to the US population). Also, he is a convicted felon and a rapist: as president, is this the role model we want for our children?

    • @chefnyc
      @chefnyc 2 місяці тому +1

      He was already editing just 3 seconds of what he said. Even that is too long? After I started to watch the unedited videos, I started liking Trump and Vance.

    • @adv-rider7368
      @adv-rider7368 2 місяці тому +1

      @@chefnyc was it the eating the cats and dogs bit? Yeah. That was a real tear jerker…

  • @trebm3
    @trebm3 2 місяці тому +97

    I still don’t know how 70+ million people put him back in office. Trump has played the American people all over again.

    • @JackStraw1961
      @JackStraw1961 2 місяці тому +17

      The US has lost it's damn mind.

    • @laurapringleswilder
      @laurapringleswilder 2 місяці тому

      I guess most of us want fascism and want to hurt people. Very disappointing.

    • @boardljausn
      @boardljausn 2 місяці тому +17

      74 million people wanted to put him in office in 2020 but 81 million prevented that. Where were these people this time?

    • @laurapringleswilder
      @laurapringleswilder 2 місяці тому

      @@boardljausn Thoroughly beaten down by ten years of dealing with that orange asshole

    • @trebm3
      @trebm3 2 місяці тому +10

      @ that’s a great question. However it’s crazy that he got less votes this election than he did in 2020. Turnout was the issue

  • @rimibchatterjee
    @rimibchatterjee 18 днів тому +2

    At this point their incompetency is the only thing that gives me hope.

  • @menheerMaytrap
    @menheerMaytrap 2 місяці тому +64

    "that's a lot of diamonds" just brilliant
    and this is the guy that's now going to make groceries more affordable......

    • @Sirius39170
      @Sirius39170 2 місяці тому +2

      Think of Trump as a sort of father figure. He's not going to give you what you want, he's going to give you what you need.

    •  2 місяці тому

      I guess chaos and lunacy is what we "need" ​@@Sirius39170

    • @Cannon4545
      @Cannon4545 2 місяці тому +8

      @@Sirius39170 That is honestly.. adorable that you think that. Assuming it's even your own thought, and not something you heard (which I guess is likely the case).

    • @Sirius39170
      @Sirius39170 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Cannon4545 It's not so much for me, it's meant to be helpful for those who might be struggling with TDS

    • @tekbarrier
      @tekbarrier 2 місяці тому

      @@Sirius39170 I don't need mass deportations or a leader who cares more about himself than the country, or someone who surrounds himself with openly racist people who make posts on white supremacist websites. I don't need someone whose entire campaign was based on spreading lies and hatred. And if you think somebody is deranged for not wanting a convicted felon as president, I don't know what to tell you.

  • @nuthinmuffins5073
    @nuthinmuffins5073 2 місяці тому +78

    I encourage anyone experiencing the grief that about half of Americans are now struggling with (myself included), to look up the parable of the Chinese horse (or words to that effect). It’s a nice way to express an old and wise concept - one I keep reminding myself of whenever the painful reality hits me hard. And don’t forget that it’s okay to distract yourself from it sometimes. It’s better than obsessing over it, like my mom does, and she’s not a pleasant person these days. You also don’t need to feel guilty, as some of us do, especially if you did your part, and even more so if you plan to continue being involved in resisting tyranny and corruption. Find an outlet for your feelings, be kind to yourself, watch videos of kitties and puppers and funny stuff, be prepared for the worst but don’t get obsessed, and stay socially connected - and don’t forget hugs! Most importantly, don’t let the anger this makes us feel turn us into that which we despise. Good over evil, now and always!!!

    • @MaryB311
      @MaryB311 2 місяці тому +5

      Not now. The god of good has abandoned us. Hope it is only like a cloud obscuring the sun. When will the sun return?

    • @DawnWright
      @DawnWright 2 місяці тому

      Thank you very much @nuthinmuffins5073

    • @chrisgreene8601
      @chrisgreene8601 2 місяці тому +3

      Its Bizarro.world. We need to wake up in a better reality.

    • @fancyfree8228
      @fancyfree8228 2 місяці тому +5

      Great point, also boycott red states and businesses!

  • @Thatonem8
    @Thatonem8 2 місяці тому +69

    It saddens me to know that trump won the popular vote, that people choose hate policies over human rights…

    • @Handlegamer12360
      @Handlegamer12360 2 місяці тому +5

      Hi.
      What atrocities happened to you directly or even indirectly during President Trumps first term that you call him having hate policies; when the American people clearly gave the mandate to him. He won the electoral votes, populist vote, senate and the house. The more details the better.
      Genuinely curious.

    • @lazypops3117
      @lazypops3117 2 місяці тому

      this is misleading. there was drastically low VOTER TURNOUT.
      many people simply disliked the choices offered, and refused to vote

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 2 місяці тому

      Capitalism. This country only cares about its comfort and wallet, regardless of how many must be scarred or killed to support it.

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Handlegamer12360 Roe overturned. Environmental and general safety regulations in all arenas being cut. Theft of the Supreme Court. Increased hate crime against all minority groups. More neo-n@zi marches. Decrease in respect from the global community.

    • @TKaePetras
      @TKaePetras 2 місяці тому +14

      @@Handlegamer12360 The word atrocities is more extreme than necessary. However, many of these "atrocities" he has expressed more as threats (to bring to fruition in his second term), such as eliminating the EPA, the SSA, the EDD, the FDA - essentially anything that protects or supports the general US population and/or the planet we live on. Also, he is a convicted felon and a rapist: as president, is this the role model we want for our children?

  • @Rigspelt4ever
    @Rigspelt4ever 2 місяці тому

    Honestly, a 12 minute "best of Mythbusters"- compilation would work on me.

  • @OttotheWatchdog
    @OttotheWatchdog 2 місяці тому +45

    Imagine losing a popularity contest to a freaking trout

  • @cartershow6349
    @cartershow6349 2 місяці тому +44

    “The ocean is operating at maximum wet” sounds like something Trump would say.

    • @sammccue500
      @sammccue500 2 місяці тому +5

      "Big water.'

    • @WalterWhite-jz7ct
      @WalterWhite-jz7ct 2 місяці тому +5

      @@sammccue500 Bigliest water i've ever seen

    • @cartershow6349
      @cartershow6349 2 місяці тому +1

      @@sammccue500 'Ocean water.'

    • @violetlove3580
      @violetlove3580 2 місяці тому

      Yeah but trump would say it without any irony, John is a comedian and speaks accordingly. It's an important distinction.

    • @WalterWhite-jz7ct
      @WalterWhite-jz7ct 2 місяці тому

      @@MadMattMaximus source: "Trust me, bro"

  • @garafanvou6586
    @garafanvou6586 2 місяці тому +58

    Hey the guy that actively evades taxes and has bankrupted many times, we should elect him to do the same to the US…

    • @kchortu
      @kchortu 2 місяці тому

      I have a feeling he will bankrupt us again after his last 7 trillion

    • @stuff4826
      @stuff4826 2 місяці тому

      the reason n.korea exists is because kim jung un looks crazy as hell and has nuclear launch codes. same with putin, same with trump.

    • @Cannon4545
      @Cannon4545 2 місяці тому

      Again! :/

    • @newgabe09
      @newgabe09 2 місяці тому

      The level of US national debt.. it's bankrupt already innit?

    • @stuff4826
      @stuff4826 2 місяці тому

      @@newgabe09 that assumes it had something to begin with.

  • @colemangrindle1769
    @colemangrindle1769 2 місяці тому

    The one lady screaming in the audience about John’s dolphin kick is cracking me up😂😂😂

  • @Hiccuple
    @Hiccuple 2 місяці тому +78

    4 more years of trump and being told how great it is when it actually sucks. Fuck this sucks. I know people that lost jobs and business during the first trump reign of terror. America is finally seeing its dark ages. Congratulations America on voting in 4 more years of despair, depravity, and stagnation.

    • @jonathanshaw8868
      @jonathanshaw8868 2 місяці тому +4

      The only reason his first term was rough was due to covid...

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 2 місяці тому +25

      ​@@jonathanshaw8868And the tariffs and the pointless border wall and the tax cuts for rich people while doing nothing for the middle cland working class. You Trumpers have a short memory, don't you?

    • @jonathanshaw8868
      @jonathanshaw8868 2 місяці тому

      @jlev1028 so I guess you don't believe manufacturing in the US is important, and you think illegal immigration isn't a problem? Thy thinking more than 5 minutes into the future. Both parties are corrupted, if you can't recognize that your hopeless.

    • @Nick991.2
      @Nick991.2 2 місяці тому

      This is going to last much longer than 4 years - he’ll figure out a way to not concede power and stay a 3rd term - or one of his spawn will slither into office.

    • @gertjanschaatsbergen7364
      @gertjanschaatsbergen7364 2 місяці тому

      @@PeeTree-bx6lpyou are great at irony, have to admit.

  • @cleffa173
    @cleffa173 2 місяці тому +166

    God, I hate humanity.

    • @Missunderstood103
      @Missunderstood103 2 місяці тому +40

      I hate the lack of humanity.

    • @edwincoval
      @edwincoval 2 місяці тому +35

      We failed as a society.. plain and simple

    • @quasimodo8215
      @quasimodo8215 2 місяці тому

      Excellent taste my dear, just excellent!

    • @salvatoreoddo-x9t
      @salvatoreoddo-x9t 2 місяці тому

      I love humanity. Although,I do hate people.

    • @sammccue500
      @sammccue500 2 місяці тому +13

      @@Missunderstood103 "At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst." ~ Aristotle

  • @Elvisbackpack
    @Elvisbackpack 2 місяці тому +16

    I'm subbed, I have notifications on, I routinely check my subs every 30 minutes, UA-cam made sure I didn't know this had been uploaded. I'm glad I watched it on Max on Sunday.

  • @thanosianthemadtitanic
    @thanosianthemadtitanic 2 місяці тому +1

    i just came by to watch the fireworks😂🤭🍿

  • @maryannmiami
    @maryannmiami 2 місяці тому +115

    I love John Oliver's take on everything!

  • @patrickblakethesaint
    @patrickblakethesaint 2 місяці тому +46

    It's up to us to stay strong and fight! We got this

    • @Hydra-V
      @Hydra-V 2 місяці тому

      Fight what? A democratic election result?

    • @juststatedtheobvious9633
      @juststatedtheobvious9633 2 місяці тому

      Fight how, exactly?
      Tell people to vote while the right continues to capture law enforcement and all forms of media? And the Democrats find excuses to avoid doing anything about it?

    • @jakevendrotti1496
      @jakevendrotti1496 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@PeeTree-bx6lp not maga

    • @KitC916
      @KitC916 2 місяці тому

      LYSISTRATA TIME 17:04

    • @stuff4826
      @stuff4826 2 місяці тому

      lol no you dont, bye bye america, good ridden.

  • @Pluto137
    @Pluto137 2 місяці тому +21

    I'm glad to laugh thru at least some of this. Thank you for the butt names i never heard

    • @CassandraSeer
      @CassandraSeer 2 місяці тому +3

      My favorite is "Trouser hams" lol!

    • @MoramothHauntz
      @MoramothHauntz 2 місяці тому +1

      Got a giggle from me hearing him say badonkadonk

    • @Pluto137
      @Pluto137 2 місяці тому

      @@CassandraSeer meat seats may be my favorite

  • @rm-qk2fw
    @rm-qk2fw 2 місяці тому +1

    "Do it, I'll right you a campaign check myself" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you said this in 2015. Be careful what you wish for 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @m0-m0597
      @m0-m0597 2 місяці тому +1

      he's a clown, but not in the way he wants

    • @rm-qk2fw
      @rm-qk2fw 2 місяці тому +1

      @m0-m0597 true. He thought it was sooooo Funny. Lol

  • @Arjun-cg4ri
    @Arjun-cg4ri 2 місяці тому +119

    Well then, whatever happens, comedians are not gonna go hungry for the next four years

    •  2 місяці тому +60

      Assuming they won't get arrested

    • @pianowitz
      @pianowitz 2 місяці тому +7

      Yeah they would of never been allowed to make fun of Kamala, you're right

    • @jamiemeaney4906
      @jamiemeaney4906 2 місяці тому

      They actually might with how religious the people coming into the White House are and the fact that project 2025 wants to literally ban porn it’s not far off.

    • @Alblaka
      @Alblaka 2 місяці тому +23

      @@pianowitz Can't you even agree that Kamala would absolutely have been a boring president, compared to Trump?

    • @livy9169
      @livy9169 2 місяці тому

      Yeah cuz keeping people safe is so boring...fkn idiot​@Alblaka

  • @maryrichinick7287
    @maryrichinick7287 2 місяці тому +27

    Needed to laugh this morning. Thank you!

  • @cjh.1920
    @cjh.1920 2 місяці тому +91

    Genuinely thinking about leaving the country. I live in a deep red area and a bunch of these people are straight up fascists.

    • @dickball2638
      @dickball2638 2 місяці тому

      Just move to a city. Most cities are blue.

    • @Handlegamer12360
      @Handlegamer12360 2 місяці тому +11

      Hi.
      What atrocities happened to you directly or even indirectly during President Trumps first term that you have so much hatred against him and call his supporters fascists, when the American people clearly gave the mandate to him. He won the electoral votes, populist vote, senate and the house. The more details the better.
      Genuinely curious.

    • @Kreed360
      @Kreed360 2 місяці тому

      @@Handlegamer12360 That's viewpoint is not a very good one. An event does not need to directly/indirectly affect someone for someone to not be fond of it. It would be like defending Jeffery Dahlmer by saying "well he never ate YOU so how bad could he be." it is not unreasonable to fear something that has harmed other people and just has not gotten around to harming you yet. I do not know about the OP, but as for people who HAVE been affected:
      Ask anyone who got sick from the E.Coli outbreak a while back what their opinion on Trump loosening the regulations on the FDA is.
      Ask any Haitian in Ohio their opinion on having Trump openly lie that they were doing something horrific despite there being NO evidence to it and yet they STILL are being treated horribly for it.
      I would say you can ask the girls down in Georgia and Texas who died from being denied an abortion but it's a bit late to get their take on the matter.
      The point is, people are being affected, some irrevocably, and I for one am not so much of a selfish asshole to only give a damn when it affects me.

    • @bobg.3206
      @bobg.3206 2 місяці тому +3

      Can't be that red then. Are you sure you know what a fascist is?

    • @fkdkidie
      @fkdkidie 2 місяці тому +24

      I left my red state right before the abortion ban too. I finally feel like a normal person. Leave you got to get out.

  • @jhwheuer
    @jhwheuer 2 місяці тому +6

    Thoughts and Prayers

  • @wailingalen
    @wailingalen 2 місяці тому +5

    The blind leading the blind. Thank you Oliver for covering this and other topics. Good day from sunny Florida😊

  • @subtlegong2817
    @subtlegong2817 2 місяці тому +24

    John Oliver absolutely destroyed some wings on Hot Ines. Also good bye democracy

    • @davis7099
      @davis7099 2 місяці тому

      Oliver is a Manhattan jester ,a fool who lives in a comfortable bubble. Trump just won an election fool with a massive lead and across the racial , gender spectrum. Learn if you can WHY and WHAT happened.

    • @aereiq
      @aereiq 2 місяці тому

      What democracy? You killed democracy long before Trump came in.

    • @stuff4826
      @stuff4826 2 місяці тому

      good bye illusion of democrasy you mean

  • @kinzielane1710
    @kinzielane1710 2 місяці тому +106

    i hate this timeline were stuck in , i truly thought we'd be smarter

    • @Loren1389
      @Loren1389 2 місяці тому +9

      average IQ is 105 (at least in Germany, maybe lower in US xD)... 105 is not very much, you can't rly reflect, analyze, anticipate consequences, etc, and half of the population is below that

    • @eaterdrinker000
      @eaterdrinker000 2 місяці тому

      'Murica really honestly (& proudly) still has deep-seated daddy issues that have evolved into full-blown "Stockholm syndrome." Is this the human way? Or just that of the two largest demographic groups of the so-called United States? The largest estadounidense demographic groups that fucked the entire world, starting centuries ago, & continuing to the present day?

    • @nicktanicosilva2582
      @nicktanicosilva2582 2 місяці тому

      And how is that Drumps faults they are all politicians same clow different make up

    • @starventure
      @starventure 2 місяці тому

      Blame the dumbocrats, not the voters. They knew Biden was going senile 2 years ago and did nothing, and when Trump ate him alive in the first debate they panicked and realized they could not replace him with anyone other than Kamala, who was never intended to be a President, just a place holder VP to draw in minorities. As soon as they chose her instead of Shapiro or Michelle Obama, they were f*cked.

    • @KitC916
      @KitC916 2 місяці тому

      I think most of his "voters" were Russian bots and we should investigate that NOW, not in 30 years.
      Watch how fast this gets removed.

  • @dianadamann4661
    @dianadamann4661 2 місяці тому +1

    John Oliver has the best show on television!