“Netflix Special” is like the one brand at a store that looks expensive and even has a funny name but is like literally the lowest quality thing you could ever buy. I dunno this made more sense in my head I probably sound goofy.
@Corno di Bassetto, back in the day, girls wore dresses...... The bicycle was not so much a leisure activity, it was a means of transportation for kids and adults...
One of my early jobs i was a waiter... and Rodney came in with a few people. He was laughing really loud and cracking jokes at his table, almost just like the Caddy Shack scene. The owner didn't like it and told me to tell him to keep it down. I was very young and a fan of Rodney. So i told him, "Mr. Dangerfield, please understand that this isn't how i feel, but my boss is telling me to ask you to keep it down." He handed me a $100 bill and said "Thanks. You're a good kid. I respect you for doing your job. Now do ME a favor. Go tell your boss to grow a set of balls and come tell me himself." Then really loud he said towards the kitchen, "Are you KIDDIN me? I'll BUY this popcorn stand and BURN IT TO THE GROUND." Then went right back to telling jokes and laughing. He was so great and the life of the restaurant. He, also, gave me 100% tip on the bill. I tried to tell him he didn't have to do that and he said "What... Now YOU'RE gonna tell me what to do??" Then he laughed and put his arm around me. Telling me again that i was a good kid and to savor my youth (Which i totally understand, now, what he meant). Just wanted to share my memory of what a great night that was. Edit: Due to a comment made, i feel the need to add that Rodney was not a bother to anyone else in the restaurant. All the other people there, that night, were also laughing or blown away that it was Rodney. The owner just didn't like him at all. Like he was looking for a reason to have an issue with him. He was even more pissed that Rodney spoke up, back at him.
@Venger GREAT Rodney story. What I came to realize about Rodney is despite him being a comedy legend, he always stood up for the little guy (not literally little, but regular guys), and it appears he did just that by his response to you...AND he gave you a $100 tip!
This guy is a rapid fire stand up comedian. He got great timing and quick mind, he slows down so that his audience could catch up. No one even comes close. He’s the best!
Guys, HERE is Our Savior HalleluYAH translates “Praise ye YaH” YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified/Pierced for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
"I told the doctor, I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of Penicillin" "My wife and I. We were happy for 20 years. Then we met". Classic. Rodney is a legend. RIP
I came home early from work one day and there was a guy jogging down the street naked. I asked him why are you jogging naked? He said because you came home early.
That's cuz the 1 world government antichrist system is in full control of the left. We're on full tilt end times. Don't ever expect it to go back. This world is not our home. Gets ur eyes on Jesus in these days
Ronald Reagan. The last great president until Trump came along. Everyone in between either were wimps or criminals like Clinton or dividers like Obama.
One thing I've always loved about Rodney is he can do his routine, make everyone laugh till there sides ache and not use one bit of profanity what so ever.
Ahh but you forget that if he tried this nowadays he'd be a racist for the Cuban jokes and a sexist for joking about his wife.. It's not comedy that's dead it's free speech.
He just didn’t curse cuz the president was there it’s more formal and a big honor. He normally swears and says some decently vulgar stuff, still amazing as you said.
@@mrs.featherbottom5901 There is a surgeon's general warning on every box of cigarettes that warns of the risk of using cigarettes. By the Surgeon General offering Rodney a cigarette meant that he didn't care about Rodney's health. Basically just another joke about Rodney not getting any respect.
@fred kramer yeah I heard about that, that it sent him into a life long bout of depression and he quickly gets depressed unless he's making people laugh. I noticed in some interviews if he wasn't telling a joke and the moment got serious for even a few seconds he would have that look like he was about to have a little Panic or something, he got very uneasy
I saw him in person several times - and he cussed like a sailor. Funniest routines that I have ever seen - and full of curse words. You have no idea what you're talking about.
You are literally witnessing someone who was born to do this. Classic humor that you will never find today. Did the whole skit without saying one foul word.
Only one who missed the 1960s & early 1970s could think the 1980s were great. The music flat-out sucked in the 1980s, as did Big Hair & Spandex. Meanwhile, the 60s had MoTown and real Rock n' Roll that lasted until that GD Disco cancer showed up in the mid-70s.
@@acousticshadow4032 Another person who doesn't feel anyone has an opinion. Considering my first album's where deep purple, Aerosmith, zeppelin, grand funk railroad, Bowie I enjoyed the energy of the 80s metal bands, the energy of that decade was amazing to me.
Plain and simple? Nothing simple about it. If you believe god is the only answer to our dilemma, then ask yourself this. What does he want us to do now? There are people all over the world who have not turned their back on god, struggling to help themselves and their families. They are running out of hope. Are you criticizing people for their despair. There are agnostics and atheists aplenty, calling out for help, for the first time. Plain?
same here. Just showed up. 3 years after you. Just a couple weeks until Americs is Made Great Again after Donald worked in a McDonalds then was on Joe Rogan for 3 hours. Kamala cant do 1 hour with her fans at CNN.
" You know the trouble with me, I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good." This line kills me everytime. Love and Miss Rodney. May he rest in peace.
My favorite Rodney joke - "When I was in high school, my acne was so bad that once I fell asleep in the library and when I woke up a blind man was reading my face."
@@stevefromyellowstone7911 Rose tinted glasses I guess. He could be as dirty as they come if he wanted to be. Reminds me of Robin Williams in that regard. Lots of pearl clutching from the people who thought he was 'family friendly' when he swore in his standup.
Here I thought...." he was so ugly they had to tie a bone around his neck just to get the dog to play with him...."😉..... God how the times have changed....
How impeccably crafted was that set? Watch it again. It was like a sculpture or painting in the Louvre. The Pauses for laughs, the timing of the jokes, use of signature line, trademark hankie wipe, and closing…. That was a piece of art.
@@Mxyzptlksac Uhmn, let's see now, NIGHTCLUB ACT VS TELEVISION, ...with an innocent, mixed with children, audience. ...how it should have always stayed ! Night Club: That was for ADULTS, You idiot. THAT IS the Idea...People are so damned braindead today. Because of sick stupid people just like you.
@@charlesappalachia8252 I would figure assholes would chime in. You think a Marine is a snowflake go tell any of them that. You spineless bitch. I am a patched, club member as well.
What is so bad to wish for some person to rest in peace? On many graves you can read rest in peace, to one that died 50 years ago to the one just died. I love Rodney and I wish him to rest his soul in peace
@Jesus of Nazareth, King of the Jews well I guess you learn something new everyday even if you are the King of Kings and Lord of Lords...yes, there is an expiration date for hammerhead condolences that go absolutely no where...
@@gsom7 Don't respond to non since. And disrespect. You could say RIP to a person many times as you wANT. PPL DO IT ALL THE TIME. WE ARE NOT ON HERE TO DEBATE. OR HAVE CONVERSATION. OR CHAT.
Saw him YEARS ago, he told jokes so freaking fast that you’d be laughing so loud and so hard that you missed his next joke and then you just started ROARING again. I even got to ask him a question because after the show was over, he was having such a good time that he said, “I got no where to go, if you got a question ask it”;) he must have take 20+ minutes of questions. Funny, funny guy. Loved everything he did.
Amazing technical ability with his delivery. Always fast, always sharp, never stammered or tripped over his words. And genuinely funny material. One of the all time best.
I'm glad I'm not the only Rodney Dangerfield fan. I stumbled across his style of comedy around 25 years ago. There is noone like him. Some people don't agree with that, but they just don't get it.
The timing of the no respect line is flawless...He waits till they in the palm of his hand then drops his signature line. They eat it up. His execution and timing is perfect.
@@SuperJoshuaAguilar huh? Those deregulations boosted our economy just like trump has done now. I'll give you the mental health funding. I question the ethics of locking someone away as part of their treatment but more funding is needed so people can get care if they want it.
No! The politicians today still do that. They battle all day, as you said, and then get together for drinks and tell jokes later. They all work for the same official league, as it were. They merely play on different teams. ;)
He was the beginning of the end of the middle class. Since his policies were enacted the middle class has diminished and poverty has increased. The rich are doing great though. Him and Thatcher, good riddance.
Reagan wasn't an asshole... he was the WHOLE ASS!! There were 3 reasons why Reagan was happy: he was president of California, Nancy just said, "No" and he couldn't remember how many women and children he helped kill in Guatemala. AND when he was asked about the Iran- Contra affair, he replied- "I didn't run anywhere... contrary to the latest poles. Didn't they invade Germany a few years back?" When he was asked about the possibility of WWIII, he stated, "I'm not an actor anymore ... but I did read the script. It'll be a great movie."
If you don't laugh at his jokes, you're dead. Greatest standup comic of all time. And no four letter words. Left us too soon. We all need laughter in our lives. Best medicine. God bless you Rodney.
Much like everything in the past, makes you realize the unfortunate crap we are subjected to, it’s disappointing. RIP to the legend, full of class and genuinely an entertainer.
Saw Rodney at the Arizona State Fair in the early 80's, and remember this joke. "The wife greets me at the door, she was wearing lingerie. She was coming HOME!"
Very cool never knew Rodney did any stand up for any presidents that's pretty cool 👍 It saddens me to see all these famous people in the audience most of them have passed away. Seeing this video brings back a lot of memories. I was growing up during that time and remember seeing these people on TV all the time, then life happens and people pass. Everyone gets older, our heros and ourselves. Many Thanks and appreciation to the family that puts up these Rodney Dangerfield videos. These are videos that we normally wouldn't get to see and it brings back a lot of memories of these very special people. This was an era in Comedy that I believe we will never see again. so God bless you Rodney and Ronald Reagan and many others that are in that audience that have passed away and God bless you all and Thank You for all these laughs that you still continue to give us 👍
Jeff Eppenger, you said that very well, I look back and say where did all the years go? Back then you could disagree with someone but people had more respect for each other than today. At 2 TIM 3:1-5 we see this attitude prevail today like never before. People have left God out of their lives and society has gone downhill ever since.
@@frankbiz I agree with you 100% people nowadays are way too sensitive. How we as a nation referring to the United States allowed ourselves to become such sensitive people where you can't even make a joke anymore without getting sued or losing your job it's very sad.
I cannot describe my feeling except for feeling like I woke up from a coma and returned to a simpler respectful time watching this clip. Dangerfield = Respect
Back in the late 80s, I was on a move job from Boston to NYC. I was in the truck with two buddies and during the ride down, I cracked lots of Rodney jokes. Once we get into Manhattan, we're looking at the map trying to figure out where to go. I see a guy on the corner in shorts, loafers, no socks, and a Hawaiian shirt. We have the truck windows down because it's summer, and I yell, "Hey look! It's Rodney!" just kidding around. The guy hears me, turns, and waves and it's HIM!! The guy driving the truck almost crashed. We should have stopped right THERE, but like a bunch of dummies, we didn't. Talked about it all the way back to MA. Great memory!
@@davidjames1684 The difference being Rodney is a very well known comedian who also appeared in movies and you are some chump on UA-cam pretending you are better. Lmao.
@@davidjames1684 Many are but that holds true for just about every comedian. I learned long ago that it's not necessarily the joke but the presentation that's funny. Gabriel Iglesias and Bill Engval are prime examples. Most of their content is everyday occurences but they have a gift that makes their explanations funny.
@@davidjames1684 Based on your last comment, either 1) English isn't your native language, 2) you're a pre-teen still in elementary school or 3) you don't comprehend what you read. I really hope it's 1). "as we all will be one day" means we we all die at some point in the future. Good luck in your future endeavors but I'm done with this conversation at this point. See ya.
@White Vril He either turned a blind eye or was oblivious to the CIA dealing cocaine. He let his crazy wife help amp up Nixons war a war on american citizens. He conspired with Iran to hold americans hostage. He also gave a boost to global terrorism.
@@iwoodh82bu40 Reagan didn't win the cold war. Communism ran it's course. 40 million jobs? Ill look that up. Declaring war on the american people? Treason.
All tongue in cheek but simply hilarious jokes. He didn’t have to resort to vulgarity or swear. Not one truly “offensive” thing said. This is pure class!
Ahhh the 80s, back when people from different political parties still had common decency for each other enough to enjoy a priceless stand up show. If only the world was a little more like this today.
@@jimmyolsen5897 the irony of your comment. Someone applauds political decency and your impulse is to throw stones. Perhaps the issue isn’t as simple as one side being at fault.
Poor Rodney, he went everywhere he could to air his grievances and no matter where he went people just laughed at him...
😂😂😂
HA and that is exactly what happened lol
He don’t get no respect, no respect at all
@@Eudaimaniac44 Liam Neeson doesn't have AIDS tw@t waffle!
Hey if this stuff is too good for you people. I got some crap.
Raise your hand if you really, really miss Rodney Dangerfield. Even after all these years. His memory is indeed a blessing.
I raised my hand, nothing happened.
and it didnt show in the comments
I think you mean, thumbs up.
Meh
Him and Don.
Raised my hand, but just saw my thumb. That's what I get for puttin' my hand in my pocket l:)
👍👌👋
“I told my son, ‘You know someday you’ll have kids of your own.,” He said, ‘So will you.’” This man was a genius.
lol, that's a great one
AHHHH too funny never heard that 1. Rodney STILL is the man !
Genuine genius unlike so many they claim are
My favorite Rodney joke.
Ha.. that son was Donald trump.. best president of the U.S.
The output this guy had was insane. He told 5 netflix specials worth of jokes in 4 minutes.
👍👍
“Netflix Special” is like the one brand at a store that looks expensive and even has a funny name but is like literally the lowest quality thing you could ever buy. I dunno this made more sense in my head I probably sound goofy.
He has so much material perfectly memorized he doesn't even need to wait for applause to fill time
Such a funny guy!!! Miss him so much!!!!!
@@SmeffortLike apple products
When I was young we were so poor, if I wasn’t born a boy, I’d have nothing to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield.
Hilarious!
Classic...a gem.
Onya Rocket Rodney.
I've never heard Rodney say that. But...Damn! I wish I had. LMAO.
@Corno di Bassetto, back in the day, girls wore dresses...... The bicycle was not so much a leisure activity, it was a means of transportation for kids and adults...
😅🤣😂
One of my early jobs i was a waiter... and Rodney came in with a few people. He was laughing really loud and cracking jokes at his table, almost just like the Caddy Shack scene.
The owner didn't like it and told me to tell him to keep it down.
I was very young and a fan of Rodney. So i told him, "Mr. Dangerfield, please understand that this isn't how i feel, but my boss is telling me to ask you to keep it down."
He handed me a $100 bill and said "Thanks. You're a good kid. I respect you for doing your job. Now do ME a favor. Go tell your boss to grow a set of balls and come tell me himself."
Then really loud he said towards the kitchen, "Are you KIDDIN me? I'll BUY this popcorn stand and BURN IT TO THE GROUND." Then went right back to telling jokes and laughing.
He was so great and the life of the restaurant.
He, also, gave me 100% tip on the bill. I tried to tell him he didn't have to do that and he said "What... Now YOU'RE gonna tell me what to do??" Then he laughed and put his arm around me. Telling me again that i was a good kid and to savor my youth (Which i totally understand, now, what he meant).
Just wanted to share my memory of what a great night that was.
Edit: Due to a comment made, i feel the need to add that Rodney was not a bother to anyone else in the restaurant. All the other people there, that night, were also laughing or blown away that it was Rodney.
The owner just didn't like him at all. Like he was looking for a reason to have an issue with him.
He was even more pissed that Rodney spoke up, back at him.
Thank you, what a great memory! 👍😄
Loud is never nice.
@@demspunkdamerica3rdbananar207 Unless it's Rodney Dangerfield!
That is awesome.
@Venger GREAT Rodney story. What I came to realize about Rodney is despite him being a comedy legend, he always stood up for the little guy (not literally little, but regular guys), and it appears he did just that by his response to you...AND he gave you a $100 tip!
"My wife's cooking is so bad, the flies got together in the back yard and fixed the screen door."
Reed Allyn Kind of a take on the(W.C. Fields)Line about flies,in the Diner Sketch.
Lmao
😂
My wife's cooking is so bad, I leave dental floss in the kitchen & the roaches hang themselves!
@@bobs.381 😁😂😂 That's a good one
This guy is a rapid fire stand up comedian. He got great timing and quick mind, he slows down so that his audience could catch up. No one even comes close. He’s the best!
and the accent fits so well too! like a new york or boston accent, not sure not american.
Jackie Mason too.
Rodney did a ton of Coke.
40 yrs. old and these jokes are still funny, Rodney had best delivery
I was laughing out loud. His jokes never get old, just funnier.
Agree
Im 51 its timeless !
Guys, HERE is Our Savior
HalleluYAH translates “Praise ye YaH”
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified/Pierced for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
Exactly the best delivery
"My girlfriend said 'Come on over, there's nobody home', so I went over and there was nobody home!"
Still makes me laugh. Every. Single. Time.
He also said that his wife liked to talk after sex. He said she called him from the hotel room and just started talking.
"I told the doctor, I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of Penicillin"
"My wife and I. We were happy for 20 years. Then we met". Classic. Rodney is a legend. RIP
I came home early from work one day and there was a guy jogging down the street naked. I asked him why are you jogging naked? He said because you came home early.
Scobey scobe Nice.
nobody can tell 200 jokes in 3 minutes, but Rodney.
Um don rickles
Tim Vine?
@omar suarez no respect at all
@omar suarez and yet they kill every time. quit hating.
Q
Back when politicians of different parties could have a good time together. Those days are gone.
It was nice seeing Tip O'Neal. And yes we need to get back to that.
And they had a sense of humor.
Marxists have no sense of humor.
I'm afraid it won't happen & wokeness is here to stay.
That's cuz the 1 world government antichrist system is in full control of the left. We're on full tilt end times. Don't ever expect it to go back. This world is not our home. Gets ur eyes on Jesus in these days
Just a fond memory of what America was
Ronald Reagan. The last great president until Trump came along. Everyone in between either were wimps or criminals like Clinton or dividers like Obama.
yup...murica was so sweet back when...
Trump's about to have the world celebrate like it never has in history. This is the closest thing we've ever had to a world election
One thing I've always loved about Rodney is he can do his routine, make everyone laugh till there sides ache and not use one bit of profanity what so ever.
Still lewd themes. Words are just words. Definitely loved this set.
Someone will always mention the profanity
@@QUINT34577 yes they will
Ahh but you forget that if he tried this nowadays he'd be a racist for the Cuban jokes and a sexist for joking about his wife.. It's not comedy that's dead it's free speech.
I dated a girl who was so fat that when she got on the scale, the scale said, "HEY, ONE AT A TIME!"
"I'm so ugly my father used to carry a picture of the kids that came with the wallet."
"Yea I'm ugly. I know I'm ugly. The only reason I get sex is because of who I am, a rapist." Couldn't get away with that one these days.
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@@drasticwillb I know I'm ugly. Last week I picked up a hooker.
She had to get drunk first.
I'm so ugly, my mother breast fed me through a straw"
An ugly guy met an ugly girl and today have two VERY ugly children...(Rodney on the Carson show.)
An amazing talent. Notice that none of his jokes are vulgar or in bad taste. He is missed.
You should have seen him do his stuff live. LOL He swore like a sailor.
He just didn’t curse cuz the president was there it’s more formal and a big honor. He normally swears and says some decently vulgar stuff, still amazing as you said.
Yes he is. I loved him in the movie easy money!! That's my movie. I had to get that on DVD. Watch it all the time.
lol he was vulgar as hell, wtf are you talking about
You ok?
I met the Surgeon General. He offered me a cigarette. God I miss you Rodney.
Me too.
Can you explain that joke to me? It got such a huge reaction.
@@mrs.featherbottom5901 There is a surgeon's general warning on every box of cigarettes that warns of the risk of using cigarettes. By the Surgeon General offering Rodney a cigarette meant that he didn't care about Rodney's health. Basically just another joke about Rodney not getting any respect.
Not only that, but during the Reagan administration is when the warnings and public service announcements about tobacco use became prevalent.
President Reagan cracked up over that joke.
Rodney Dangerfield is the kind of comedian that even children can enjoy.
yes, but, he did a lot of a sexual / adult humor as well
ignorecorporatenews unfortunately
Hence why people thought "Rover Dangerfield" was a great idea.
@fred kramer yeah I heard about that, that it sent him into a life long bout of depression and he quickly gets depressed unless he's making people laugh. I noticed in some interviews if he wasn't telling a joke and the moment got serious for even a few seconds he would have that look like he was about to have a little Panic or something, he got very uneasy
Matthew Cioffi
oh yeah!
my kids love him..
40 years later still hilarious and not one curse word, a legend 👍🏽
I agree !
❤
It's one of the reasons why I like Brian Regan he doesn't cuss either
I saw him in person several times - and he cussed like a sailor. Funniest routines that I have ever seen - and full of curse words. You have no idea what you're talking about.
The only reason he isn’t cursing is due to the decorum expected at an event like this.
You are literally witnessing someone who was born to do this. Classic humor that you will never find today. Did the whole skit without saying one foul word.
And he didn’t take shots at anyone besides himself (and his wife)
@@franflanagan7300-- And his kid.
You aer so right , i enjoyed it very much. I hate when people use foul language.
@@libertyc8688my responses to you keep getting deleted for some reason... 🤔
@@bryanx0317 ??????
I was 16 in 81 and the 80s where absolutely amazing. The best time of my life.
I agree
Only one who missed the 1960s & early 1970s could think the 1980s were great. The music flat-out sucked in the 1980s, as did Big Hair & Spandex. Meanwhile, the 60s had MoTown and real Rock n' Roll that lasted until that GD Disco cancer showed up in the mid-70s.
@@acousticshadow4032 Another person who doesn't feel anyone has an opinion. Considering my first album's where deep purple, Aerosmith, zeppelin, grand funk railroad, Bowie I enjoyed the energy of the 80s metal bands, the energy of that decade was amazing to me.
Steve O i was 21 on an aircraft carrier in the north Arabian sea building bombs.
@@shivasirons6159 That must of been an interesting times for you with lots of stories to tell✌️
Still one of the best comedians of all time. May he rest in peace.
their goes the neighborhood ! ( on his tombstone)
He’s not dead
Legend never dies ❤
Finally, UA-cam algorithm throws me something I'm happy to spend 8 minutes watching, that I'll never get back. 8 minutes of happiness. Thanks Rodney.
Plain and simple? Nothing simple about it. If you believe god is the only answer to our dilemma, then ask yourself this. What does he want us to do now? There are people all over the world who have not turned their back on god, struggling to help themselves and their families. They are running out of hope. Are you criticizing people for their despair. There are agnostics and atheists aplenty, calling out for help, for the first time. Plain?
Great thing is that you can hit replay and relive the 8 minutes over n over.
@@boxychubbo6922 ...it's 8 minutes on my screen; maybe I'm just slow at getting his jokes!
Dang! What happened to the other 4 minutes? This video is only 4:05 long. Of course, silly me, I'll play it twice.
same here. Just showed up. 3 years after you. Just a couple weeks until Americs is Made Great Again after Donald worked in a McDonalds then was on Joe Rogan for 3 hours. Kamala cant do 1 hour with her fans at CNN.
" You know the trouble with me, I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good." This line kills me everytime. Love and Miss Rodney. May he rest in peace.
Love that line. He was great, one of a kind. God Bless him.
Rodney made everyone's life better with his humor. Thank you Rodney.
What was so great about Rodney was he did not personally humiliate anyone as part of his comedy. He made more fun of himself.
Ralphie May was another comedian that used mostly self-deprecating humor too
Word!!!!!!
The funniest kind of humor is when you make fun of yourself. Making fun of others it’s so cheesy and not original.
He was the anti-Don Rickles.
And the concept of his wife
The master of self-depreciating humor. I miss him.
And self-deprecating humor!
A lot of Jewish humor is like that actually.
That's one of its characteristics.
@@morehn Rodney's accent checks out
@@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 Borscht Belt/regular New York accent.
The European Jewish accent pronounces w's as v's.
I totally agree
My favorite Rodney joke - "When I was in high school, my acne was so bad that once I fell asleep in the library and when I woke up a blind man was reading my face."
, 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
bwahahahahahahahahahahaa
😁😃😄😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
😂😂😂😂😂Damn that is some serious cystic acne 😮
Great talent!!!,a comic genius!!!!!!;;;.......
They don't make them like that anymore.
White people are still making white people who tell corn ball jokes
@@lioneljackson6768 and black people perpetuate racism
Ya got that right!
Rodney AND Reagan - BOTH men were such unique individuals = True American Treasures!
Perpetuate racism huh . Yeah we created I . Lo,
Lionel Jackson
No one knows who started racism but do you understand the term “perpetuate”? Because he’s not wrong.
What is SO nice. ...No dirty language. ....and his jokes are great. ...truly a great comedian. ....R.I.P..
Frank George and yet, somehow, people think he wouldn’t last in today’s PC society. How does that work?
He’s a dirty comic you moron. He’s just doing a clean set
@@stevefromyellowstone7911 Rose tinted glasses I guess. He could be as dirty as they come if he wanted to be. Reminds me of Robin Williams in that regard. Lots of pearl clutching from the people who thought he was 'family friendly' when he swore in his standup.
Stone fold Heed naughstan dude chill why the name calling? Frank was just voicing his opinion don’t need to insult
Stone fold Heed naughstan moron! See what I did there you won’t like that much that I called you a moron huh?
Those were the good old days. Anybody else miss those days?
Yes. The 80's was an awesome time. Completely opposite vibe today.
Oh yeah those were the days. Comedians made us laugh, journalists actually reported, and politicians were not vitriolic demagogs.
@@Bye-kd8xo same today as was yesterday. Only differences are the suits and the haircuts
Not really... We had a fascist regime in my country in South Africa so nope not really
Still waiting for trickle down economics to work...
Tip O'Neil, Reagan's biggest adversary in politics, sitting 5 people away from him; times have sadly changed.
Can you imagine Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi in that situation? Neither can I!
@@meachster4316 they were not at a gathering like this, but bitter rivals were at 41's funeral in close company
@@meachster4316 Looks like Nancy was there that night 2:17
Key term here “in politics”. In real life they got along just fine.
Trump, Biden and Harris were actually standing in a row together at a 9/11 memorial this month.
“I get no respect at all.”
*Room erupts with applause*
Love him and miss him.
Rodney is pure genius. I met him once in Beverly Hills and he was such a sweet guy. I really miss him, thank God we have clips of him.
"I'm so ugly, when I was a kid my parents took me everywhere just so they wouldn't have to kiss me goodbye"
Fucking great
Absolutely hilarious
I'm so ugly when the dog humps my leg he closes his eyes.
Here I thought...." he was so ugly they had to tie a bone around his neck just to get the dog to play with him...."😉..... God how the times have changed....
'When I was 6 years old I went to see the psychiatrist. He made me lie face down on the couch.'
How impeccably crafted was that set? Watch it again. It was like a sculpture or painting in the Louvre. The Pauses for laughs, the timing of the jokes, use of signature line, trademark hankie wipe, and closing…. That was a piece of art.
" went to the doctor, he said I had six months to live. Couldn't pay the bill, he gave me another six months. " R.D.
It's Henny Youngman but still a good one.
@@bill2953
Yeah it was immortalized in the movie Goodfellas.
"My wife told me she wanted to go somewhere she's never been before." I said "try the kitchen."
H. Youngman
Nope, H. Youngman.
We need comedy to get through this guys.
"I went up to a bartender and told him 'surprise me'. He showed me a naked picture of my Wife".
Told the bartender to surprise me..he gave me a glass of water!! Damn near killed me!!!
I went up to a bartender and asked for a double, he brought out a guy who looked like me
"I live in a rough neighborhood. I asked the cop how long it takes to get to the bus. He said I don't know so far no one's made it."
"A guy made a pass at my wife. I said 'Hey, buddy. Who told you you could fool around with my Wife? He said, everybody'".
The pace in this bit is insane. Respect Rodney. One of the best to ever do it.
You'll notice he used no profanity and made no political jokes, yet Reagan was in tears. That is skill. That is class.
Samuel Ana oh? You never saw his nightclub act.
@@Mxyzptlksac
Uhmn, let's see now, NIGHTCLUB ACT
VS
TELEVISION,
...with an innocent, mixed with children, audience.
...how it should have always stayed !
Night Club: That was for ADULTS, You idiot.
THAT IS the Idea...People are so damned braindead today. Because of sick stupid people just like you.
It's because he had to. And at the end there is a political joke.
@@bignoseharry6561 snowflake alert. Call the PC police.
@@charlesappalachia8252
I would figure assholes would chime in. You think a Marine is a snowflake go tell any of them that. You spineless bitch. I am a patched, club member as well.
Rodney is great! RIP
Thanks for upload.
Rest In Peace? the guy died in 2004 it's not like he died yesterday you fucking mutt...
What is so bad to wish for some person to rest in peace? On many graves you can read rest in peace, to one that died 50 years ago to the one just died. I love Rodney and I wish him to rest his soul in peace
@Jesus of Nazareth, King of the Jews well I guess you learn something new everyday even if you are the King of Kings and Lord of Lords...yes, there is an expiration date for hammerhead condolences that go absolutely no where...
gsom7 5
@@gsom7 Don't respond to non since. And disrespect. You could say RIP to a person many times as you wANT. PPL DO IT ALL THE TIME. WE ARE NOT ON HERE TO DEBATE. OR HAVE CONVERSATION. OR CHAT.
Saw him YEARS ago, he told jokes so freaking fast that you’d be laughing so loud and so hard that you missed his next joke and then you just started ROARING again. I even got to ask him a question because after the show was over, he was having such a good time that he said, “I got no where to go, if you got a question ask it”;) he must have take 20+ minutes of questions. Funny, funny guy. Loved everything he did.
His crowd control is like no other
When you become a master of your craft, riffing with the crowd after is like slam dunking for Rodney.
Wow you got to meet the great legendary Rodney Dangerfield
when he would field questions from the audience, he would immediately come up with material without a slip up.....
Do you remember what you asked?
"story of my life, I do t get no respect" as he gazes across to the crowd, realizing the irony of just how much respect he had. What a giant.
He was a genius. People who make other people laugh by cracking jokes on themselves are the best kind of comedians.
Best kind of people too
It has always been known as an Irish trait, self- deprecating humor. Can you imagine an Irish Rodney D.? His name was Hal Roach. Hysterical!!!
It's called deep seeded pain. He used it to his advantage. But they are the best
@@Ginx-pe4si Perhaps. It could also be British style humor where you make fun of yourself to show that you are not arrogant.
Classic Rodney. His one liners were so fast, people had to think about it. So funny. They are great !!
Everything Star Wars
definitely quick on the draw.
You should listen to Henny Youngman
He is a Joke Machine
I hear you totally.
I thought he was speaking TOO fast in this clip, he was probably nervous, didn't leave enough time for the old folks to get the jokes
God i miss the 80's
Al Lewis this was the 50’s
@@thecasino8022 lmao nice one
yes, but his reruns were shown through out the 80's..... I tell ya, i get no respect!!! LOL!!!
Al Lewis I wasn’t even born in the 80s but I miss it to
2010s better
Rodney's comedy was unlike any other. You actually bursted out laughing once every 30 seconds. You didn't have to wait forever for a punchline
Comedy without vulgarity and it's great.
Randy Lyons he was dirty as hell in his act just not on tv
Gee wiz Wally, does that make it better?
He ended on a high note that night. It takes a lot to get Nancy to laugh that hard.
Rodney always knows his audience. Greatest TV comedian.
Exactly!
The man with no respect who got all the respect
He could fire off the one liners like no one ever could. And never stumbled once. This man was amazing!
Gone but never forgotten, and he always had my respect.
“The football team at my high school, they were tough. After they sacked the quarterback, they went after his family.”
🤣🤣🤣
loved that movie
Amazing technical ability with his delivery. Always fast, always sharp, never stammered or tripped over his words. And genuinely funny material. One of the all time best.
The comedian's comedian......ladies and gentlemen...the best there ever was.....Rodney Dangerfield. Thanks, Rodney.
Steve Upisleeve
He is very good indeed. So was Bob Monkhouse, in my opinion the best UK stand up comedian we ever had. Please check him out!
I'm glad I'm not the only Rodney Dangerfield fan. I stumbled across his style of comedy around 25 years ago. There is noone like him. Some people don't agree with that, but they just don't get it.
his movies were great too!!
Steve Upisleeve i couldn't agree more
@@SuperFerdie1965 Frankie Howerd was very good, too
I saw Rodney Dangerfield in Fla. He came back 3 times at the end of his performance. People loved his act so much..
The timing of the no respect line is flawless...He waits till they in the palm of his hand then drops his signature line. They eat it up. His execution and timing is perfect.
This material is timeless. People still laugh just as hard as they did back then. We miss you Rodney
Met Rodney at BWI when I worked at the airport in 1974.
Stopped and spent time with us. Total gentleman.
I could listen to same old clips of Rodney a hundred times and still crack up each time! Rodney was a classic comical genius!
"My mother never breastfead me, she told me she liked me as a friend"
Man he was brutal.
"No respect at all. When I was a baby, I was breast fed by my father"
"I went into a bar and the bartender asked me what I will I have. I told him to surprise me. He showed me a naked picture of my wife.". Also Rodney
@@finstereric1695 ahahahaaa that is funny!
@@ubiased23 my wife's cooking is so bad, if leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
@@ubiased23 I asked my doctor, why every morning I look in the mirror and I want to throw up, he said I dunno, but your eyesight is perfect.
"I got in a cab one night and told the driver to take me somewhere I could get some action. He took me to my house".
Not a single dull moment with this guy. Fast, clever, and always hilarious
I would do anything to go back in time and see Rodney Dangerfield live
I saw him!
Nice! @@rick3301958
Ronald Reagan and Tip O'Neill would battle all day and then get together for drinks and tell jokes later. It was a different time.
@E W please explain how they fucked the American people
@@patwhite8106 "Please don't feed the ducks"
Translation; please don't encourage e w!!!
Jack Napier Massive deregulations. Defunding mental health programs. Reagan is one of the worst presidents we’ve ever had.
@@SuperJoshuaAguilar huh? Those deregulations boosted our economy just like trump has done now. I'll give you the mental health funding. I question the ethics of locking someone away as part of their treatment but more funding is needed so people can get care if they want it.
No! The politicians today still do that. They battle all day, as you said, and then get together for drinks and tell jokes later. They all work for the same official league, as it were. They merely play on different teams. ;)
Seeing Ronald Reagan happy, healthy and just beginning his first term is a great thing. RIP President Reagan.
He was the beginning of the end of the middle class. Since his policies were enacted the middle class has diminished and poverty has increased.
The rich are doing great though.
Him and Thatcher, good riddance.
Reagan wasn't an asshole... he was the WHOLE ASS!! There were 3 reasons why Reagan was happy: he was president of California, Nancy just said, "No" and he couldn't remember how many women and children he helped kill in Guatemala. AND when he was asked about the Iran- Contra affair, he replied- "I didn't run anywhere... contrary to the latest poles. Didn't they invade Germany a few years back?" When he was asked about the possibility of WWIII, he stated, "I'm not an actor anymore ... but I did read the script. It'll be a great movie."
@@michaeltoney2277 liberal!!!
@@mmojorissen liberal!
@@bcdieselsofficial yes, and there are more of us than there are of you.
From Australia. One of my favourite actors. Caddyshack and back to school. His talent should be been recognized long before
thank you for Tina Arena,,,,im in love with her
If you don't laugh at his jokes, you're dead. Greatest standup comic of all time. And no four letter words. Left us too soon. We all need laughter in our lives. Best medicine. God bless you Rodney.
You never saw him in Las Vegas. Plenty of foul tasteful jokes.
Imagine being anyone that had to follow his set.
Damn straight. Joketelling of the highest quality...
enters Don Rickles...
You'd have to be a storytelling comedian to follow that up.
@@SalemArc b
I would exit through the back
Rodney: No respect, I got No Respect at all
Audience: Applause
Then and there you realize how great he was. Truly great
We will never see another like Rodney Dangerfield....
A perfect storm of talent, delivery, and self-deprecation. I miss comedians like him.
Perfect summary…
Much like everything in the past, makes you realize the unfortunate crap we are subjected to, it’s disappointing. RIP to the legend, full of class and genuinely an entertainer.
Literally everything was better. Especially entertainment. I realized I never listen or watch anything new.
Saw Rodney at the Arizona State Fair in the early 80's, and remember this joke. "The wife greets me at the door, she was wearing lingerie. She was coming HOME!"
Very cool never knew Rodney did any stand up for any presidents that's pretty cool 👍
It saddens me to see all these famous people in the audience most of them have passed away. Seeing this video brings back a lot of memories. I was growing up during that time and remember seeing these people on TV all the time, then life happens and people pass. Everyone gets older, our heros and ourselves. Many Thanks and appreciation to the family that puts up these Rodney Dangerfield videos. These are videos that we normally wouldn't get to see and it brings back a lot of memories of these very special people. This was an era in Comedy that I believe we will never see again. so God bless you Rodney and Ronald Reagan and many others that are in that audience that have passed away and God bless you all and Thank You for all these laughs that you still continue to give us 👍
Well stated! 👌👍😊
Jeff Eppenger
Yes, sad to see them all go..
But there's laughter in heaven with Rod around 😁
@@cpt.flippybirds9015 😄👍
Jeff Eppenger, you said that very well, I look back and say where did all the years go? Back then you could disagree with someone but people had more respect for each other than today. At 2 TIM 3:1-5 we see this attitude prevail today like never before. People have left God out of their lives and society has gone downhill ever since.
@@frankbiz I agree with you 100% people nowadays are way too sensitive. How we as a nation referring to the United States allowed ourselves to become such sensitive people where you can't even make a joke anymore without getting sued or losing your job it's very sad.
64 years old and I still miss this guy! Wish you were still with us Rodney 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏.
I cannot describe my feeling except for feeling like I woke up from a coma and returned to a simpler respectful time watching this clip. Dangerfield = Respect
Simpler respectful time? Have you even seen the 20th century?
"I came home one night and there was a guy outside jogging with no clothes on. I said 'what are you doing?' he said "you came home early'".
Stuart Otis Asinine.
@ Stuart -- 😂😂😂😂
I remember that Rodney line
That’s hilarious!
@@DaciaProject really? His comment got 259 likes!
Rodney, you were the King of the "One Liners"! Thank you for so many laughs, you are greatly missed, and may your soul rest in eternal peace.
darkstormcloud09 I would almost agree, but there was someone around before him named Henny Youngman
Back in the late 80s, I was on a move job from Boston to NYC. I was in the truck with two buddies and during the ride down, I cracked lots of Rodney jokes. Once we get into Manhattan, we're looking at the map trying to figure out where to go. I see a guy on the corner in shorts, loafers, no socks, and a Hawaiian shirt. We have the truck windows down because it's summer, and I yell, "Hey look! It's Rodney!" just kidding around. The guy hears me, turns, and waves and it's HIM!! The guy driving the truck almost crashed. We should have stopped right THERE, but like a bunch of dummies, we didn't. Talked about it all the way back to MA. Great memory!
Amazing! Cheers from London, England.
“Last week my house was on fire, my wife told the kids ‘Be quiet, you’ll wake up daddy’” LOL
This might be his best set. He really brought it and the crowd appreciated it
"I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette."
@@davidjames1684 The difference being Rodney is a very well known comedian who also appeared in movies and you are some chump on UA-cam pretending you are better. Lmao.
@@davidjames1684 Many are but that holds true for just about every comedian. I learned long ago that it's not necessarily the joke but the presentation that's funny. Gabriel Iglesias and Bill Engval are prime examples. Most of their content is everyday occurences but they have a gift that makes their explanations funny.
@@davidjames1684 and very successful.
@@davidjames1684 as we all will be one day. What's your point?
@@davidjames1684 Based on your last comment, either 1) English isn't your native language, 2) you're a pre-teen still in elementary school or 3) you don't comprehend what you read. I really hope it's 1).
"as we all will be one day" means we we all die at some point in the future.
Good luck in your future endeavors but I'm done with this conversation at this point. See ya.
Absolutely the most legendary set of all time. IMHO. Rapid 🔥 Rodney
This guy was such a legend there are kids out there quoting his jokes without even knowing who Rodney Dangerfield was.
To see Ronald Regan laugh like that... priceless.
@B Sha
Pfft
@B Sha pretender?
@B Sha ya sound butthurt
@B Sha that’s weird. I don’t go to church, idiot.
@B Sha lol you don’t even know but assume. The ignorance is real with this one 😂😂😂
Rodney Dangerfield, truly One of a kind.
Indeed
Happy to have spent a half century with his comedy...I saw him fade away then come back stronger than ever...
Really love this guy! One of the most genuinely funny comedians to ever live!
If you're having a bad day, just listen to Rodney!! He was great!! R.I.P. Rodney
Rodney and Ronnie, Rest in peace. 2 great Americans
I second that!!
One great american one clown. Never cared for Reagan.
He was histories greatest monster.
@White Vril He either turned a blind eye or was oblivious to the CIA dealing cocaine. He let his crazy wife help amp up Nixons war a war on american citizens. He conspired with Iran to hold americans hostage. He also gave a boost to global terrorism.
Northville Tunnels I guess creating 40 million jobs and ending the Cold War were just minor details too right?
@@iwoodh82bu40 Reagan didn't win the cold war. Communism ran it's course. 40 million jobs? Ill look that up. Declaring war on the american people? Treason.
It's great to find these gems on UA-cam. Rodney Dangerfield, Don Rickles, Bob Newhard, Johnathan Winter, Robin Williams etc. All here for us to enjoy.
Rickles , Rodney and Jonathan Winters. We will never see anyone even come close to the caliber of them in our lifetime again , comedic geniuses !!!
Rodney Dangerfield, national treasure.
Were I live is so bad every time I go to close the window it lands on somebodies fingers.
All tongue in cheek but simply hilarious jokes. He didn’t have to resort to vulgarity or swear.
Not one truly “offensive” thing said. This is pure class!
Yes...totally.....he is legend.....
Rodney once said "Real class is getting OUT of the shower to pee"
I went into the bar and the bartender asked me what I wanted - so I said supprise me - so he showed me a naked picture of my wife - no respect.
Jewish humor
Its fucking Tv for God's sake
Long live Rodney Dangerfield, in our minds and in our belly laughing with his comedic genius.
I got lost at the beach and asked a cop "do you think we'll find my parents?" He said, "I don't know kid. There's so many places they can hide!"
Oh man that was brutal!
What an era we have lost.
Ben Whazoo Yeah and that audience caused it.
Ahhh the 80s, back when people from different political parties still had common decency for each other enough to enjoy a priceless stand up show. If only the world was a little more like this today.
The Democrats ruin everything they touch
@@jimmyolsen5897 the irony of your comment. Someone applauds political decency and your impulse is to throw stones. Perhaps the issue isn’t as simple as one side being at fault.
@@benjaminjewell6440 grandpa’s waiting in the basement for his sponge bath run along jamin
@@benjaminjewell6440 See no respect, no respect.
Amen
One thing about Rodney. No swearing and not putting anyone down except his imaginary wife and always himself. Great stand up comic, so funny.
He swore all the time in his live performances.
Why does it matter if he swears
And his doctor, Dr. Vinnie Boombatz 😅😅😅