The Worst Chicken Recipe on YouTube

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  • @veryraregamerrr
    @veryraregamerrr Рік тому +3574

    Jack saying “if the chicken isn’t golden brown, put it back in the oven” is the epitome of ironic.

    • @burtmacklin1880
      @burtmacklin1880 Рік тому +285

      Jack's oven needs an SCP article

    • @randomcats2.068
      @randomcats2.068 Рік тому +103

      That oven been to hell and back.

    • @MasterofSpiders
      @MasterofSpiders Рік тому +121

      Salmonella three times was obviously his limit.

    • @FreyjaYngling
      @FreyjaYngling Рік тому +96

      @@burtmacklin1880 Jack needs an SCP article

    • @Weareonenation303
      @Weareonenation303 Рік тому

      Makes you wonder if Jack is dumb af or if his show is satire and he's hard trolling everyone

  • @W0lfChaser1
    @W0lfChaser1 Рік тому +1202

    Jack: *is hospitalized several times for eating unhealthy food*
    Also Jack: "It only asks for one stick of butter but I'm putting two"

    • @tofu8164
      @tofu8164 Рік тому +9

      for real?

    • @thefamilymealgaming
      @thefamilymealgaming Рік тому +51

      @@tofu8164 hes defo had a stoke not sure if its because of diet but wouldnt be supprised

    • @ijustreview
      @ijustreview Рік тому +40

      @@thefamilymealgaming His diet certainly couldn't help.

    • @TheMrKeksLp
      @TheMrKeksLp Рік тому +14

      @@thefamilymealgaming He had 3 strokes in the past

    • @thefamilymealgaming
      @thefamilymealgaming Рік тому +45

      @@TheMrKeksLp crazy how people die or need round the clock care from a stroke but jack just recovers and still eats alll that shit

  • @Tropyy
    @Tropyy Рік тому +240

    i had the biggest eye roll and audible groan when he said "it only asks for one stick of butter but im putting two" while his right arm is limp

    • @towanda2947
      @towanda2947 Рік тому +6

      Yep

    • @Noah-zz7ct
      @Noah-zz7ct Рік тому +17

      I didnt notice his arm until i saw your comment. Holy shit dude.

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 6 місяців тому +6

      He is a true american then 🦅

    • @Extreme_Reach_JT
      @Extreme_Reach_JT 5 місяців тому

      yeah he hasn't had use of that arm for a few years now after what was his second stroke i believe. hes had another stroke since then. @@Noah-zz7ct

    • @_stillborn
      @_stillborn Місяць тому +1

      ​@@wolfetteplays8894isn't he italian? or maybe his wife is

  • @Seanomatic57
    @Seanomatic57 Рік тому +44

    "Jack Scalfani here. It's the cooling with Jack show. My name is Jack Scalfani"

  • @JesyFantasy
    @JesyFantasy Рік тому +906

    The fact that Jack always talks like someone is ACTUALLY following along and baking with him!

    • @madmonty4761
      @madmonty4761 Рік тому +15

      Its like remy with gusto or however you spell his name

    • @ARTofTY-TV
      @ARTofTY-TV Рік тому +56

      It's funny because I find Jack really has a hypnotizing quality. It's very quaint and sort of lacking self awareness that I find charming. The fact that it's all really bad cooking is like the cherry on top.

    • @DisDatK9
      @DisDatK9 Рік тому +13

      @Tyler James It reminds me of that kid in school who would never do projects on time but would still try to act like they were super well-researched on the topic. It's enjoyable to see someone so confident in their abilities be so wrong; it really does create a kind of charm.

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga Рік тому +6

      I was considering taking his recipes and try to make them into decent dishes while explaining where he went wrong . Or maybe I'll just make it even worse somehow. But for real it's mindboggling he's cooked for so long and doesn't understand the most basic things about cooking.

    • @TND1483
      @TND1483 Рік тому +3

      It's almost like that's the format of cooking shows

  • @Weareonenation303
    @Weareonenation303 Рік тому +1250

    August has infinite video fodder as long as Jack doesn't die from Salmonella

    • @loatherd
      @loatherd Рік тому +81

      Look him up on kiwi farms lol guy has had a heart attack and stroke.
      His cooking can actually kill lmao

    • @MrMhinson2
      @MrMhinson2 Рік тому +1

      @@loatherd also abused his family, supports pastors who support lgbt genocide, and is ultra racist.

    • @xyoungdipsetx
      @xyoungdipsetx Рік тому +6

      @@loatherd did he eat jacks food

    • @BrottenGuy
      @BrottenGuy Рік тому +58

      @@xyoungdipsetx uh, yes..? You’ve seen him eat it his own food, in August’s videos (& Jack’s own, by default), right?
      There’s your answer.
      I’m basically being a smart-ass, in trying to inform you he is talking _about_ JACK *HIMSELF*. Lol!
      Jack has actually had TWO strokes, TWO heart attacks, & I believe 4 cases of Salmonella, at this point. Lol!

    • @annieworroll4373
      @annieworroll4373 Рік тому +9

      He's got to be immune to so many things we could probably cure literally everything with his antibodies.

  • @aswinprasad1011
    @aswinprasad1011 Рік тому +143

    Jacks kid: “Dad can we get butter chicken for dinner?”
    Jack: “No, we have butter chicken at home.”

    • @Greenie225
      @Greenie225 Рік тому +5

      I Don’t Think Even His Kids Eat His Food. 🤣 At Least Not Willingly.

    • @goodnightmyprince6734
      @goodnightmyprince6734 Рік тому +6

      He kicked his son out after abusing him

    • @icankillbugs
      @icankillbugs 11 місяців тому +9

      Jack: (chokes him until his nose bleeds and he loses consciousness)

    • @bradentheman1373
      @bradentheman1373 9 місяців тому +5

      @@icankillbugs I was reading some other comments and they were saying the the kid hit his mom and then Jack did that, not sure what is going on in the Jack universe, but damn what the hell

  • @shaynecarter-murray3127
    @shaynecarter-murray3127 Рік тому +34

    My mom's "butter chicken" was thigh/breast filets salted and peppered and fried in a buttered skillet until well done(everything she cooked was well done, even vegetables...). Simple, plain, but in a nice way. Great for dipping in sauces when every person in the house has different presences, great as a protein to add to rice or pasta, good on a sandwich.

    • @kainakrit9311
      @kainakrit9311 2 місяці тому +1

      I wouldn't want my chicken to not be well done lol but simple is best sometimes.

  • @KiaraWyBradford
    @KiaraWyBradford Рік тому +1074

    I had my granny watch two of Jack’s videos and she kept saying “aw hell naw” she was disgusted! 😂

    • @hburke45
      @hburke45 Рік тому +71

      Your poor poor Granny 😂 We usually know what we're getting into with Jack, especially with August's commentary.

    • @kiine7736
      @kiine7736 Рік тому +31

      My condolences.

    • @TrustworthyFella
      @TrustworthyFella Рік тому +6

      Your granny is just a hater bro! 🤣

    • @ZnotQ633
      @ZnotQ633 Рік тому +12

      Do I dare ask which two episodes?

    • @hayato8452
      @hayato8452 Рік тому +18

      @griffy ye ratio.

  • @Freddie7191
    @Freddie7191 Рік тому +829

    I like how the idea never even crossed Jack's mind that he didn't have to pour the whole can of soup into the dish. This may be the first time he's ever admitted to making a mistake despite the fact that's he's never measured a single ingredient once. It's as impressive as it is soul crushingly sad.

    • @DogFish-NZ
      @DogFish-NZ Рік тому +16

      The iron wrath channel is probably where Jack gets his recipes.

    • @Glibzer
      @Glibzer Рік тому +13

      Well i mean, HEAPING tablespoons.

  • @zackc5973
    @zackc5973 Рік тому +51

    Idk why, but hearing jack say "the recipe calls for 1 stick of butter, I'm putting two" made me laugh and made my day better lol

    • @tobiasvik3278
      @tobiasvik3278 6 місяців тому +9

      He doesn't even give a reason. It's just his nature.

  • @mrbeast85
    @mrbeast85 Рік тому +91

    Jack really does have a talent for taking ordinary ingredients and turning them into something horrifying.

  • @shuleshersh13
    @shuleshersh13 Рік тому +576

    *August* (9 mo ago) “Cooking With Jack: The Finale”
    Also *August* “I know this is basically all I do here anymore, but here’s another culinary atrocity.”
    And I am here for it. All day.

    • @BLAAAAAAAAAHH
      @BLAAAAAAAAAHH Рік тому +10

      I think it was because the series was so successful and he didn’t want to loose all the chances at views, plus it is good content

    • @duyphan4617
      @duyphan4617 Рік тому +11

      well he actually returned to Jack Cooking caption for months now. to be fair, for a channel that was created during early days of UA-cam, there's likely a shitload of videos for Oohgust to review.

    • @jb111082
      @jb111082 10 місяців тому +5

      @@BLAAAAAAAAAHH Idk I don't get this vibe from August as a clout chaser, he kinda just talks about what he wants to what people want to see be damned

    • @kaijotten
      @kaijotten Місяць тому

      @@jb111082nah he isnt a clout chaser. Commentary channels usually have 1 specific channel they always pick on. Like vesh and spizee

  • @MrMaximumrocknroll
    @MrMaximumrocknroll Рік тому +628

    I lost it when Jack said that someone sent him this recipe. We all know what happens when Jack gets around chicken, and I can't help but feel like the person was trolling him.

    • @snepping1885
      @snepping1885 Рік тому +40

      i feel like jack is trolling us too...
      like nikocado avocado sacrificing his health for internet clout...

    • @aoki6332
      @aoki6332 11 місяців тому

      @@snepping1885 nikocado avocado is probably one of the few people having a all day dietician around him im pretty sure he's getting daily medical checkout the guys know what he's doing he's playing the system like a god

    • @TrackerRoo
      @TrackerRoo 9 місяців тому +4

      He had a recipe and measured nothing out. Why even bother?

  • @countroshculla
    @countroshculla Рік тому +51

    I actually think someone tricked Jack in thinking that this is a legitimate recipe.

  • @bubblehead9941
    @bubblehead9941 Рік тому +54

    His confidence is astonishing.

    • @blacknbougie8021
      @blacknbougie8021 Рік тому +8

      It's unreal. And I've asked countless times if he's trolling & the common consensus is.....NO.....
      Which makes this a thousand times worse 😫🥴

    • @NoireNyx4
      @NoireNyx4 10 місяців тому +4

      Delusional to the max.

  • @Xenosthewatcher
    @Xenosthewatcher Рік тому +292

    There is nothing in life that frightens me to my core like the sight of Jack with any kind of bird.

    • @nixonpark683
      @nixonpark683 Рік тому +15

      Or any kind of meat...

    • @Resolver101
      @Resolver101 Рік тому +16

      @@nixonpark683 Or any kind of food in general

    • @anglepsycho
      @anglepsycho Рік тому +14

      @@nixonpark683 He isn't even trusted with water honestly.

    • @angeleyes1879
      @angeleyes1879 Рік тому +3

      @@anglepsychoi think looks delicious 🤤

  • @haverjr
    @haverjr Рік тому +2739

    For those wondering, Jack had a stroke sometime ago, so his right hand is not working properly. And there is some current fears he had another one as he has been missing from his social media and his last post claimed he is taking a "vacation". So while we all do like to watch his content for a laugh I think we all can also wish him well for whatever medical issue he is dealing with.

    • @DudeTheMighty
      @DudeTheMighty Рік тому +314

      Agreed. Jokes aside, it'd be a shame for this man's family to lose him.
      Hopefully he's not gonna die on us yet!

    • @JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom
      @JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom Рік тому +72

      @@DudeTheMighty if he dies, who would roast him?
      (But fr, I don’t wanna have him dead)

    • @SabakuSasori
      @SabakuSasori Рік тому +311

      @@Takeshi607 If he feeds his family like that, it should count as abuse on its own.

    • @Omicron716
      @Omicron716 Рік тому +35

      His health scare was before that most recent post, so he isn't in critical condition or anything anymore.

    • @Takeshi607
      @Takeshi607 Рік тому +1

      @@SabakuSasori this guy isn't all there, like there's clearly something wrong with him.
      I'm not saying people should wish he should drop dead, but I'll find it hard to believe anyone outside of his family(and even then) to care as much or be surprised when he finally does

  • @willwallinger5932
    @willwallinger5932 Рік тому +169

    As a chef, Jack is like a sleep paralysis demon for me

    • @opalyasu7159
      @opalyasu7159 Рік тому +29

      he can turn chicken tikka masala into chicken tikka malaria

    • @mattjordan5996
      @mattjordan5996 Рік тому +3

      SAME

    • @TrackerRoo
      @TrackerRoo 9 місяців тому +1

      I feel like his videos are a CIA interrogator's dream come true. You'll admit to anything to get them to stop the video.

  • @cleanerben9636
    @cleanerben9636 Рік тому +102

    You have to admire his tenacity. Despite everything. Despite his heart attacks and strokes he just keeps on going. At least he never gave up.

  • @jamespc1996
    @jamespc1996 Рік тому +341

    I love how when normal people get sick their voice gets deeper but August’s voice is so deep naturally it has to get higher

    • @teletek1776
      @teletek1776 Рік тому +26

      nah i know some people whose voices become super high pitched when they’re sick its quite funny

  • @LilyPenguin123
    @LilyPenguin123 Рік тому +137

    Imagine being at Jack's house, he says he's making butter chicken. And ur assuming ur getting Indian food. Then he brings that out.

    • @Aeity
      @Aeity Рік тому +22

      I'm white as hell and I can say with confidence that this video would be a war crime to actual Indian chefs making butter chicken 😂😂

    • @anglepsycho
      @anglepsycho Рік тому

      If he's serving this to me, I will hire a hitman right in front of his face

    • @0ptimuscrime
      @0ptimuscrime Рік тому +6

      Imagine you’re chained up in Jack’s basement and he promises to bring you “””butter chicken”””

    • @BrunodeSouzaLino
      @BrunodeSouzaLino 25 днів тому

      I would expect to find a tray with a live chicken coated in melted butter.

  • @revolverocelot214
    @revolverocelot214 Рік тому +92

    Interestingly Sad Fact: Jack indeed had a heart attack after eating this dish less than two days after putting this into his queue time. Not screwing with you, both of his sons confirmed that on social media about a week ago.
    He does seem to be coming back based on social media posts so expect at least more of his series where he goes out to eat at Arby's and other chain restaurants tho.

    • @DingoXBX
      @DingoXBX Рік тому +17

      doesnt surprise me

    • @Xinjiekou_新街口_Station
      @Xinjiekou_新街口_Station Рік тому +7

      That would explain the absence of content. Honestly "heart attack" could be a cover for salmonella poisoning. Maybe even both.

    • @aishwaryamaiti4249
      @aishwaryamaiti4249 Рік тому +2

      how come he is still alive????????????????????

    • @BrunodeSouzaLino
      @BrunodeSouzaLino 25 днів тому

      Sources claim he had to have a heart transplant because you can't perform bypass on a stick of butter.

  • @travisretriever7473
    @travisretriever7473 Рік тому +24

    I mean, at least his chicken isn't raw as hell, like it usually is. Gold star for Jack, he learned to do a thing in nearly 20 years of cooking online!

  • @sendemupfreeman
    @sendemupfreeman Рік тому +558

    I feel like this guy has the worlds strongest stomach

  • @lovesuchiii
    @lovesuchiii Рік тому +654

    Jack's love for butter is stronger than my faith in humanity.

    • @JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom
      @JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom Рік тому +26

      Stronger than my sanity

    • @MrScullman123
      @MrScullman123 Рік тому +23

      Stronger then my will to live

    • @hostileenvironment6107
      @hostileenvironment6107 Рік тому +13

      Now we just need an episode of him combining both lots of butter & mayonnaise c:

    • @TV-MA.x_x.
      @TV-MA.x_x. Рік тому +20

      Not a very high bar

    • @Roczen24
      @Roczen24 Рік тому

      (Disclaimer: Following comment is for educational and hypothetical purposes only, which is unbannable). Jack needs to be deported or excecuted, he literally provides nothing but dissappointment to the human race. Please, government, someone, whoever is reading this, throw Jack away. He is useless and an embarassment. How can one many be so unintelligent?

  • @richardwatson314
    @richardwatson314 Рік тому +5

    The recipe only calls for one stick of butter but I’m going to use two ……
    “Naturally “ 😂😂

  • @GioGioPietromica425
    @GioGioPietromica425 Рік тому +17

    August, I’m formally using the one comment I get a video to petition you to do a deeper dive on Jack’s career, not just his UA-cam stuff, but also his products, his appearances on TV, and how he treats his son, I’m sure it’ll make for a swell time

  • @sudafedup
    @sudafedup Рік тому +78

    I'm glad that when Jack did the taste test at the end, he told us it was very buttery. I was almost worried there wasn't enough butter.

    • @Gobbler.
      @Gobbler. Місяць тому +1

      yeah! he should've put 52 sticks of butter in there to make sure it's buttery enough

  • @KMerrow
    @KMerrow Рік тому +133

    While August is recovering, Jack should come over and cook for him.

  • @slimcharles2568
    @slimcharles2568 Рік тому +18

    I love how Jack improved his diet after having a stroke but now he’s back to eating butter soaked chicken.

  • @Quartiano
    @Quartiano Рік тому +39

    I like to think that Jack’s version of putting his own spin on a recipe is simply doubling an an ingredient.

    • @Gobbler.
      @Gobbler. Рік тому +6

      and halving the cook time

  • @taylerkolin3075
    @taylerkolin3075 Рік тому +81

    1:43 - 2:09 the way this man pets, pats, and caresses his chicken is the most upsetting part of this

    • @beewest5704
      @beewest5704 Рік тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 poor chicken!

    • @asgrahim9164
      @asgrahim9164 Рік тому +9

      With his track record of cooking chicken, it's because the chicken is usually still alive.

  • @lazylittledragon
    @lazylittledragon Рік тому +91

    it doesn't surprise me at all that jack had a heart attack right after filming this

    • @ginamartinez1654
      @ginamartinez1654 Рік тому +4

      He did?

    • @michaelmorrow607
      @michaelmorrow607 Рік тому +25

      @@ginamartinez1654 He literally did, just uploaded a video talking about his recent stroke. I hope the best for him but there's some dark hilarity that after making this deadly butter chicken recipe he instantly had a stroke.

    • @ginamartinez1654
      @ginamartinez1654 Рік тому

      @@michaelmorrow607 wow

    • @coverful78
      @coverful78 Рік тому +5

      @@michaelmorrow607 no point 'hoping the best' when he's literally killing himself

    • @Ben-ud8vd
      @Ben-ud8vd Рік тому +9

      @michaelmorrow607 let's not forget all the takeout he got in the nursing home because healthy portion sizes and food was beyond jack. Sneaking in the fast food because they were "starving him," in his own words.

  • @roycenavarijo4413
    @roycenavarijo4413 Рік тому +5

    1:25 did nobody catch "hey guys jack scalfani here, it's the cooking with jack show. my name is jack scalfani" ?

  • @gallifrey1212
    @gallifrey1212 Рік тому +15

    "It only asks for 1 stick of butter but I'm putting 2 in this pan." He turned it into a recipe for chicken-flavored butter at that point.

  • @tweaktastick7718
    @tweaktastick7718 Рік тому +75

    Thought Jack was gonna make some Indian food, and he ended up making the chicken equivalent of Charlie Kelly’s milk steak from always sunny in Philadelphia

  • @bundesautobahn7
    @bundesautobahn7 Рік тому +27

    I had real Indian butter chicken on Tuesday, absolutely awesome. What Jack is doing has NO PLACE in being called butter chicken.

  • @definitelyhuman661
    @definitelyhuman661 Рік тому +3

    Jack been eating so bad his right arm said alright i quit.

  • @1v1.1
    @1v1.1 Рік тому +29

    You know the chicken is 100 percent raw when even jack says it’s undercooked

  • @Pringles_the_Creeper
    @Pringles_the_Creeper Рік тому +137

    Glad ur feeling better! Jack is probably going to end up cooking a burger with a taco shell

  • @wh1tebronco531
    @wh1tebronco531 Рік тому +24

    Jack:You can never have too much sauce.
    5 minutes later
    Jack: I think I used too much sauce.

  • @chewbecca3830
    @chewbecca3830 Рік тому +3

    For a short while I lived with a much older woman who after Christmas decided to make turkey soup. Rather than using the leftover turkey she took two turkey breasts, hard boiled them in a pot of plain boiling water, threw in some onion and then three tin cans; one can of creamed chicken soup, one chicken and vegetable and one chicken noodle. Then she added the leftover cooked turkey, cooked it for like another hour and expected us to enjoy it.

  • @snoozy04
    @snoozy04 Рік тому +14

    My cholesterol and blood pressure went up watching that butter.

  • @jaywaverly1
    @jaywaverly1 Рік тому +93

    Jack never fails to surprise me with the best dog food recipes. 🥰

    • @pinbi7
      @pinbi7 Рік тому +40

      pls don't poison your dog

    • @Ridge310
      @Ridge310 Рік тому +27

      Feeding this to your dog would be animal abuse

    • @Weareonenation303
      @Weareonenation303 Рік тому +9

      Feeding Jack's abominations to animals should be ilegal.

    • @RandoGringo
      @RandoGringo Рік тому +15

      I wouldn't feed this shit to the worst dog on the block lmfao

    • @JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom
      @JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom Рік тому +12

      That’s animal cruelty

  • @bellahontas510
    @bellahontas510 Рік тому +4

    This man's cardiologist is building a second beach home funded entirely by Jack's butter tendencies

  • @sora_3122
    @sora_3122 Рік тому +5

    This is why Jack need free cooking class rn 💀

  • @gollitosandoval610
    @gollitosandoval610 Рік тому +32

    Thanks to Jack I'll be feeding my family chicken with a side of salmonella.

  • @Izolus
    @Izolus Рік тому +29

    Can we just have Jack saying "we're gonna take on somebody else's Mom" as a single sound bite

  • @ryanpeterson8319
    @ryanpeterson8319 Рік тому +16

    The fact that he can eat all of the things he makes tells me that he’s an immortal, possibly even the Highlander

    • @EroSennin404
      @EroSennin404 Рік тому +1

      Till the day of the Gathering ...where Jack will serve his famous chilli ...because in the end, there can be only one...

    • @ryanpeterson8319
      @ryanpeterson8319 Рік тому +1

      @@EroSennin404 jack the cook, from the clan uncooked

  • @bluekaygaming
    @bluekaygaming 4 місяці тому +2

    His entire right side is limp because of the stroke he JUST had, and he still put TWO sticks of butter in the meal
    At this point hes basically begging to be taken by the reaper

  • @roto469
    @roto469 Рік тому +19

    Jacks cooking is like a horrific tragedy, while I know it’s horrible, I just cannot look away

  • @Yami-Zero
    @Yami-Zero Рік тому +12

    Honestly love all of the cooking videos! Its only entertaining to watch them through other people and your dry humor on it all makes it so entertaining.

  • @traceyroletto1755
    @traceyroletto1755 9 місяців тому +2

    “Hey guys it’s Jack Scalfoni, this is the Cooking with Jack show and I’m Jack Scalfoni”

  • @aaronnstein
    @aaronnstein 4 місяці тому +3

    I'm going to start my own cooking channel and call it "better than cooking with Jack."

  • @regulush0743
    @regulush0743 Рік тому +73

    the only thing i would comment on August is that Evaporated milk and Condensed milk are two very different things if it was condensed it would be akin to a dessert with the amount of butter he used

    • @ManoloRibera070
      @ManoloRibera070 Рік тому +28

      He gets shit wrong all the time. At this point its jack reviewing jack

    • @erica-5198
      @erica-5198 Рік тому +3

      @@ManoloRibera070 it’s sad but true 😩

    • @hammbannana1038
      @hammbannana1038 Рік тому +2

      You ain't never had cream of tres leches chicken, honey?

    • @regulush0743
      @regulush0743 Рік тому +1

      @@hammbannana1038 did whomever pulled that recipe did a rachel from friends and combined two wildly different recipes?

    • @jeremyoboe
      @jeremyoboe Рік тому +1

      @@hammbannana1038 lol

  • @6ela
    @6ela Рік тому +23

    Seeing an August video about Jack making chicken is a triple win

  • @anthonygraetz4746
    @anthonygraetz4746 Рік тому +2

    This is a disgrace to actual butter chicken. RIP to anyone who eats this.

  • @AHX214
    @AHX214 6 місяців тому +2

    if he's actually a chef, I'm the president of 3 different countries right now. all at the same time.

  • @Glegh
    @Glegh Рік тому +136

    Jack loves butter more than i love my wife

    • @6StringGamer420
      @6StringGamer420 Рік тому +3

      😆

    • @Lakshay70
      @Lakshay70 Рік тому +23

      He probably loves butter more than his life and arteries

    • @justinmorgan5073
      @justinmorgan5073 Рік тому +7

      Loves butter more than he loves his kid that’s a fact

    • @Dad_Lyon
      @Dad_Lyon Рік тому +6

      Who else loves this guy's wife?

    • @askew9976
      @askew9976 Рік тому +3

      @@Dad_Lyon i feel sad for her. 😂

  • @DeadChan67
    @DeadChan67 Рік тому +55

    At least he actually cooked it this time

    • @FatalKitsune
      @FatalKitsune Рік тому +16

      Hard to tell if it's done all the way because it's covered in butter slime

    • @JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom
      @JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom Рік тому +8

      @@FatalKitsune probably he put it medium rare

    • @gojirabh9383
      @gojirabh9383 Рік тому +2

      @@JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom chicken and medium rare are a combination of words that should never be put together in a sentence

    • @JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom
      @JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom Рік тому +3

      @@gojirabh9383 but Jack put it in a sentence
      He breathes that sentence

  • @jaredbezes7806
    @jaredbezes7806 Рік тому +2

    If you stab Jack he won’t bleed out blood, he’ll bleed out butter.

  • @JujuDoesFood
    @JujuDoesFood Рік тому +1

    the fact that jack isn’t dead makes this whole series fraudulent

  • @Crakaveli
    @Crakaveli Рік тому +22

    "You might as well melt the butter, drink it, and call it a day." Don't challenge him

  • @MotionlessKnight
    @MotionlessKnight Рік тому +6

    There is this dude where I work who's voice sounds EXACTLY like Jack. Like, if I hear this guy talking and he's not in my sight, I'm just picturing Jack the whole time. It's crazy. Lol.

  • @Dovahkiin6798
    @Dovahkiin6798 Рік тому +2

    He used the wrong part of the chicken, you use legs.

  • @evilgrin1
    @evilgrin1 8 місяців тому +4

    Im Indian and that was an insult to butter chicken.

  • @yimszy4588
    @yimszy4588 Рік тому +30

    imagine having jack as a relative and every time a special event comes along and he cooks something like this.

  • @johnwinter2252
    @johnwinter2252 Рік тому +32

    Jack had another stroke. Hopefully, he can pull through so we can get some more kitchen tips.

    • @RaptorJesus
      @RaptorJesus Рік тому +14

      The salmonella is fighting for him. They protect their own.

    • @jamesgish9202
      @jamesgish9202 Рік тому +3

      Amazing I wonder how

    • @jeremyratcliff3672
      @jeremyratcliff3672 Рік тому +5

      Is that the reason he doesn't use one of his arms?

    • @RMcCartney666
      @RMcCartney666 Рік тому

      @@jeremyratcliff3672 i've heard so, yeah i think it is

  • @markdragon9395
    @markdragon9395 Рік тому +68

    You know what the funny thing is? The Scalfani surname of our dear Jack, obviously sounds like a surname of Italian origin, but doing a little research I noticed that it is a surname present only and exclusively in the United States. In Italy, on the other hand, the surname Sclafani exists (which is even the name of a Sicilian town) or at most Scalfari(like Eugenio Scalfari: famous journalist and politician), but not Scalfani, the latter is completely non-existent in Italy, so it is very probable that in the past, at some point someone at the registry office must have made some confusion and misspelled the surname in the related documents. In other words, it is as if his own Italian heritage, which is always been synonymous of good cuisine, has turned its back on him, and in the end he’s been completely disinherited from his own Italian origins precisely because of his abominable dishes and culinary heresies. 😂
    Edit: there's a guy who replied to my comment saying "bro you wrote war and peace" (rather "burly" novel by Lev Tolstoy) suggesting that this comment is way too long, even though it’s barely 160 words long without this Edit. This is nonsense, please guys, if you find it tiring to read a comment despite its length, the comment section is not for you, watch the video and don't comment on this nonsense which only reveals what kind of lazy illiterate you are. Just a personal advice.

    • @blackdragon5274
      @blackdragon5274 Рік тому +6

      That's possible I suppose, but more likely I think, is that they thought it Americanized it more, which sometimes in the past has ironically been nonsensical changes that make it harder to pronounce

    • @finnhughes6333
      @finnhughes6333 Рік тому +6

      bro commented war & peace

    • @markdragon9395
      @markdragon9395 Рік тому

      @@finnhughes6333 I‘m sorry for you if you hate reading. But please, remind the fact that you’re in a damn comments section, people will commenting his own opinion regardless the length of what they want to express. However, if you read my previous comment, you would know that to explain what I wanted to express I couldn’t write just a single sentence. My dear friend, maybe the comment section is not for you if you find reading tiring. Goddamn, my comment has only 160 words, to say that I wrote "War and Peace" is nothing short of absurd, I mean I’m seriously embarrassed for you and what you consider a “way too long comment”. 🤦‍♂️
      And if your answer to this is "bro, I don't want to read you because you wrote too much again" know that you are also quite a hypocrite.

    • @ItzAWrapYo
      @ItzAWrapYo Рік тому

      Breh

    • @cobaltchromee7533
      @cobaltchromee7533 Рік тому +1

      Personal advice? More like a personal insult. Comment section isn't there for writing essays, it's, as the name suggests, for commenting. The length of the comment doesn't matter. There is no such thing as a lower limit here. Insulting someone for making a joke is just plain rude.

  • @SIMPLYDEVON
    @SIMPLYDEVON 4 місяці тому +1

    thats not butter chicken thats a self induced heart attack

  • @redbeard36
    @redbeard36 Рік тому +8

    It’s amazing that stroke survivor Jack still is able to get insured after these videos.

  • @Totalinternalreflection
    @Totalinternalreflection Рік тому +7

    "It only calls for one stick of butter buy I'm putting two in" of course you are Jack, of course you are.

  • @imabott7053
    @imabott7053 Рік тому +3

    Can we talk about that right arm not working while making this heart attack inducing dish?

    • @laizatravels3632
      @laizatravels3632 Рік тому +1

      I 100% agree… i love this channel but something is off… I heared about what Jack has been trough.. and you can see it in his face and everything else.. makes me kinda sad…

  • @Enjoymentboy
    @Enjoymentboy Рік тому +6

    JAck's cooking makes me think he is working with the mindset of "If I'm going down I'm taking everybody with me".

  • @jaymzb1979
    @jaymzb1979 Рік тому +16

    Don't space out the bad cooking videos. I live for them ... and I hope you feel better soon!

  • @Carrot297
    @Carrot297 Рік тому +17

    If only he added mayonnaise it could have been a wonderful butter chicken salad.

    • @papayer
      @papayer Рік тому +2

      Also if he put it in the fridge 'overnight' only for him to pull it back out after 4hrs after realizing it was getting freezer burned.
      Because, as we all know, anything that is cold qualifies as a salad.

  • @TheChuckerChuck
    @TheChuckerChuck Рік тому +1

    His health insurance must increase his payments with every video.

  • @enderbunny1609
    @enderbunny1609 Рік тому +1

    My grandmother had the worst chicken recipe, first soak the cheapest chicken thighs you can find in Worcestershire sauce ketchup and soy sauce in a plastic bag in the fridge over night then take it out and cover it in ranch and French dressing she would then put in on a baking tray covered in tin foil sprayed with that artificial spray butter stuff and bake it in the oven, when she would cook this a foul earth shattering miasma of biblical proportion would seep out of the oven and you couldn't breathe anywhere near the kitchen, sadly i can't describe the taste because you couldn't pay me to eat any of her cooking let alone Satan's chicken

  • @irishcajun85
    @irishcajun85 Рік тому +25

    I know you said you were done with Jack but it’s really the gift that keeps giving. 😂

  • @haydenn92
    @haydenn92 Рік тому +9

    I'm starting to think that Jack might like butter and cheese, but I'm not sure...

  • @AlonsoLopezmora
    @AlonsoLopezmora 2 місяці тому +1

    Two things can happen: if you drink that liquid that was left at the bottom, if you manage to survive, your body fat will increase so much, you would have a size of 16 square meters in 32 seconds or your heart simply stops if you are unlucky

  • @frankoconnell6745
    @frankoconnell6745 Рік тому +1

    “Very kinda crispy”
    Jack.

  • @teaandroses
    @teaandroses Рік тому +3

    I had literally just finished binging all your cooking videos, so glad to see another one pop up.

  • @Bjorn41
    @Bjorn41 Рік тому +13

    I can physically feel my heart slowing down watching him eat this recipe

  • @unwarranteddesign806
    @unwarranteddesign806 Рік тому +1

    Jack was well on his way to his third stroke in this video.

  • @HailSatanOurLordAndSavior
    @HailSatanOurLordAndSavior Рік тому +9

    When you hear that sound at 0:04 that's when you know shit is about to go down. Lmao 💀🤣

  • @W1ldestride
    @W1ldestride 10 місяців тому +1

    My favorite part of the video: “hey guys jack scalfone here, welcome to the cooking with Jack channel, my name is Jack scalfone”

  • @andrewmartinez9613
    @andrewmartinez9613 Рік тому +10

    Cooking with Jack never gets old, so we won't it against you. Also, it's a good thing you're getting better

  • @keelanharris
    @keelanharris Рік тому +6

    Ah yes, Jack and his chicken, an inseparable pair

  • @prolapsje
    @prolapsje Рік тому +1

    Jack's family confirmed he is in intensive care recovering from a heart attack and another stroke. Not kidding. This might be the last show...

  • @LostCanuck192
    @LostCanuck192 6 місяців тому +2

    1:20 "Jack Scalfani here it's the cooking with Jack show, my name is Jack Scalfani" his brain cells are focused on the salmonella that's about to happen haha

  • @SamAndColby87
    @SamAndColby87 Рік тому +3

    Jacks love for butter and cheese is stronger than my sanity and free-will

  • @Aringka
    @Aringka Рік тому +5

    let's just say that we can learn a lot from Jack for what not to do when preparing a dish, and half everything he puts on

  • @BobbyDigitalRD
    @BobbyDigitalRD Рік тому +1

    "It's very kinda crispy"...awesome description

  • @Aliw1254
    @Aliw1254 Рік тому +18

    Heyyy I actually love how your voice sounds I heard it the other day and I actually died laughing a whole video with your voice like this is pure gold! Love you August

  • @indianapolisjones1615
    @indianapolisjones1615 Рік тому +1

    Jack is the Human form of Salmonella.

  • @mattjordan5996
    @mattjordan5996 Рік тому

    Jack: it calls for one stick of butter but im putting 2
    August: naturally

  • @thesunrisechick6878
    @thesunrisechick6878 Рік тому +3

    if you drank this... your heart would OPEN your chest cavity ITSELF to escape...

  • @carcosa_swamp
    @carcosa_swamp Рік тому +3

    August thought he was done with Jack videos long ago, but much like chicken Jack cooks, August will never be done with this historic chronicling