Reasons to Hate Redguards

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  • Опубліковано 19 лип 2024
  • Dagoth Ur's Insights: 10 Reasons Why Redguards Might Not Be Your Favorite or 10 Reasons to Hate the Redguards
    In this southern-style sermon, our lord Dagoth Ur delves into the nuanced facets of Redguard culture, their nation, history, behaviors, and even addresses the notorious figure, Nazeem. This breakdown offers 10 very compelling reasons that might and surely will influence your perspective on the Redguards.
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    DISCLAIMER: This is specifically within the context of the Elder Scrolls universe. If you think otherwise, get off my mountain.
    00:00 Intro
    00:27 They are Desert Nords
    01:45 Hammerfell is desert Skyrim
    02:49 They dont know what to worship
    03:47 Their society is divided
    04:31 Their fighting style is bad
    05:13 They sunk Yokuda
    06:14 They act mysterious
    06:42 Nazeem
    07:49 They overcompensate
    08:37 They are self-entitled
    08:59 Bonus: They are N'Wahs
    09:28 Outro and Thanks
    #elderscrolls #redguard #skyrim
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  • @ZakeandZach
    @ZakeandZach  7 місяців тому +100

    Redguards=Nord=Breton=Imperial are humans and therefore are outlanders. Dagoth hates them all equally.

    • @ItsChevnotJeff
      @ItsChevnotJeff 7 місяців тому +12

      Every beast race = Farm tool
      As a farm tool, I approve this message, or I would if farm tools have the capability to do so

    • @ItsChevnotJeff
      @ItsChevnotJeff 7 місяців тому +4

      Every beast race = Farm tool
      As a farm tool, I approve this message, or I would if farm tools have the capability to do so

    • @highlordlaughterofcanada8685
      @highlordlaughterofcanada8685 12 днів тому

      Imperials are just more equal than the rest, especially the Bretons

  • @Schattenkirk
    @Schattenkirk 7 місяців тому +210

    Glad to see Cowboy Ur. He honours the 6th Ranch House and the Cowpokes unmourned.

    • @WortWortBlarg
      @WortWortBlarg 3 місяці тому +1

      Yee haw, Sleeper Bröther. Yee. Heckin. Haw.

    • @cjthebeesknees
      @cjthebeesknees 2 місяці тому

      His farm tools are fine ranch hands and rodeo clowns.

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 7 місяців тому +77

    This is what we call a Redguard moment - Ruckus Ur

  • @LeviathanSpeaks1469
    @LeviathanSpeaks1469 7 місяців тому +53

    Dagoth Ur when Nazeem comes around: “WE DON’T LIKE YER KIND ‘ROUND HERE BOY…”

  • @billforson3143
    @billforson3143 7 місяців тому +42

    The 6th ranch and the posse unmorned

  • @billforson3143
    @billforson3143 7 місяців тому +98

    Sand n'wahs

    • @ZakeandZach
      @ZakeandZach  7 місяців тому +26

      That's Khajiits

    • @meleefox3218
      @meleefox3218 7 місяців тому +11

      ​@@ZakeandZachNo, those are furry farm tools.

    • @Gooblification
      @Gooblification 5 місяців тому +2

      @@ZakeandZachI’m surprised that Lord Dagoth recognizes Khajiit as actually sentient enough to rank as an N’wah

    • @TheMandaloreFett
      @TheMandaloreFett 4 місяці тому

      @@Gooblification😂😂

  • @wobeeyert105
    @wobeeyert105 7 місяців тому +45

    By golly my lord Sharmat. This one right here was one heck of a grand and intoxicating sermon. Can I get a yee-haw Nerevar?!!

  • @Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger
    @Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger 7 місяців тому +49

    Reasons to like Red Guards:
    1 - Good warriors, skilled with all weapons
    2 - They fought the Aldmer invasion of Hammerfell on their own and actually forced them to fuck off after years of war

    • @jiovannijones6869
      @jiovannijones6869 7 місяців тому +14

      Sounds like a N' Wah lover! 😂😂😂

    • @Angelo-nd4lg
      @Angelo-nd4lg 7 місяців тому +18

      Reasons to like redguards
      1 we are vibrant and passionate
      2 we work hard and play harder
      3 we are the best warriors
      4 we are great at art
      5 we are great traders
      6 we are a devout and godly people
      7 we make the best spices
      8 we were the empires greatest allies
      9 we are beautiful
      10 curved swords!!!

    • @papoprimearchon9910
      @papoprimearchon9910 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Angelo-nd4lgalso we are good mages

    • @Sottoth
      @Sottoth 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Angelo-nd4lg and swords slightly bigger than the average!

    • @streamspoart2671
      @streamspoart2671 2 місяці тому

      Reasons to love Redguards: Gaiden Shinji, Irsan (leader of Dawnguard), Fallion (the only man who can cure vampirism), Ebony Warrior
      Reason to hate Redguards: Nazeem

  • @sterlingwhitaker727
    @sterlingwhitaker727 7 місяців тому +98

    As a redguard I approve of this message

    • @LeviathanSpeaks1469
      @LeviathanSpeaks1469 7 місяців тому +15

      Uncle Rookir shading his own people: “PRAISE DUNMER GAWD!!!” “That’s him, Ordinator! There’s that knuckle draggin’, sword swingin’ Redguard stinkin’ up Vvardenfell!”

    • @joopyprofilestuff5778
      @joopyprofilestuff5778 7 місяців тому

      You stupid N'WAH!

    • @Blackifunny
      @Blackifunny 6 місяців тому +3

      @@LeviathanSpeaks1469”well well well nwah “

  • @henrymeister7238
    @henrymeister7238 7 місяців тому +28

    6th House and the Tribe Unmourned should be rebranded as Du Dlux Dagoth (DDD). Very interesting views on racial discrimination

  • @socialaccount0000
    @socialaccount0000 7 місяців тому +27

    Those darn sand-dragging, curved sword swingin', moon sugar eatin', ash-skin having, papa worshippin' N'WAHS! Their folk ain't welcome in Skyrim or Vardenfell

  • @Quaila
    @Quaila 4 місяці тому +8

    Sir, this is a Bannered Mare

  • @Requiem628
    @Requiem628 7 місяців тому +47

    No, just Nazeem

  • @enragedbard
    @enragedbard 7 місяців тому +10

    Destana says, "Fair, but Don't lump me in with Nazeem."

  • @keithbecknell6994
    @keithbecknell6994 7 місяців тому +10

    "Sand Nords!" Lol that was the best!

  • @TheDukeofDeath666
    @TheDukeofDeath666 4 місяці тому +4

    * uncle ruckus theme starts playing *

  • @spoo5122
    @spoo5122 7 місяців тому +25

    I didn't expect to laugh as much as I did, but great video again as usual 😂😂

  • @destoyer094
    @destoyer094 7 місяців тому +8

    I love how you smoothed out the pronunciation of N'wah this sermon Lord Dagoth. Changing it from a hard N+wah to a smoother Nu+wah. Well not all of them, but still I noticed the effort.

    • @ZakeandZach
      @ZakeandZach  7 місяців тому +4

      It's actually ElevenLabs

    • @destoyer094
      @destoyer094 7 місяців тому +3

      @@ZakeandZach I know all the speech is AI generated, I just didn't know what program was being used. I still enjoy it in manners such as satirical parodies though.

  • @rhysthomas1699
    @rhysthomas1699 7 місяців тому +5

    Do they honour the 6th Cloud & the District unmourned?
    Oh what am I saying, of course they don't.

  • @ProjectRedfoot
    @ProjectRedfoot 7 місяців тому +12

    They gave me an option to choose my race, and without hesitation, I proudly proclaimed, *"I AM A RED-GUARD!"* (even though I'm only 1/8 Redguard. Mostly I'm Imperial and Nord. My brother looks 100% Nord! Haha)

    • @Angelo-nd4lg
      @Angelo-nd4lg 7 місяців тому

      Lol redguard power my brotha

    • @vexile1239
      @vexile1239 29 днів тому

      I prefer the mixed race bretons

  • @inkchariot6147
    @inkchariot6147 7 місяців тому +8

    Don't trust them new redguards over there!

  • @matiasyannuzzi9655
    @matiasyannuzzi9655 7 місяців тому +34

    Have you seen those warriors from Hammerfell? They have curved 🅱️enises. Big, curved 🅱️enises.

    • @Gultist
      @Gultist 7 місяців тому +2

      I don't know why you would know such a thing. Do you normally go poking around in other races' pants?

    • @matiasyannuzzi9655
      @matiasyannuzzi9655 7 місяців тому +2

      @@Gultist It's from a Mans1ay3r video, you pearlclutcher.

    • @matiasyannuzzi9655
      @matiasyannuzzi9655 7 місяців тому

      @@Gultist ua-cam.com/video/NntrCeM5X4k/v-deo.htmlsi=E6u1WuSjm2-sXkhu

    • @Gultist
      @Gultist 7 місяців тому

      @@matiasyannuzzi9655 sneed

    • @Nikotheleepic
      @Nikotheleepic 5 місяців тому +2

      very gay

  • @Mr_MiLLiN
    @Mr_MiLLiN 7 місяців тому +7

    Lord Dagoth, be careful or Twitter’s gonna hit you harder than sunder and keening

    • @ZakeandZach
      @ZakeandZach  7 місяців тому +5

      Lord Dagoth will get cancelled yes. He should have been cancelled years ago

  • @Roma-sq3nk
    @Roma-sq3nk 7 місяців тому +9

    Im a Redguard and hes right! - Someone whos not a Redguard

  • @12zxgglol
    @12zxgglol 7 місяців тому +7

    After seeing the title I said "only 10?"

    • @ZakeandZach
      @ZakeandZach  7 місяців тому

      Everyone will get 10 reasons

  • @conorfiggs234
    @conorfiggs234 6 місяців тому +4

    Lord Dagoth answer me this, how can one make up both 13% and half?

  • @sebaskin-robbins6569
    @sebaskin-robbins6569 7 місяців тому +8

    I’d rather live in hammerfell than vvardenfell

  • @JRJJ-pk4pd
    @JRJJ-pk4pd 4 місяці тому +3

    You should've put Uncle Ruckus theme for the background music 😂

  • @midnightcoffee6463
    @midnightcoffee6463 7 місяців тому +2

    At Mc Dagoth's, they have signs on the winddows: "N.I.N.B."
    "No Imperials, No Bretons"

  • @paulguimond9789
    @paulguimond9789 7 місяців тому +2

    "Well I recon the Sixth House is risen and lord Dagoth is its dog gone glory y'all"

  • @Chris-jl6vp
    @Chris-jl6vp 3 місяці тому +1

    Dagoth: Makes a video hating on redguards
    Also Dagoth: I fucking hate those fucking imperials

  • @socialaccount0000
    @socialaccount0000 7 місяців тому +4

    8:42
    Are you still referring to the Redguards? This sounds more like the Dunmer!

  • @Crimsonyte21
    @Crimsonyte21 7 місяців тому

    I was about to AYO this video, but then I read the description.. BASED

  • @thenationaltimelyactionhou9328
    @thenationaltimelyactionhou9328 5 місяців тому +2

    Dagoth damn those N'wahs!

  • @Skullringer09
    @Skullringer09 5 місяців тому +2

    Saying "sand nord" sounds more offensive then n'wah

  • @Vancouverpillmuncher666
    @Vancouverpillmuncher666 6 місяців тому +7

    I always purge Whiterun of them. Redguards only make up 14% of the population of Skyrim, but account for 50% of all violent crime.

  • @coconuthead4923
    @coconuthead4923 7 місяців тому +2

    Wyatt Ur and the shootout at the O.K. Odrysal

  • @leonemaledetto1500
    @leonemaledetto1500 7 місяців тому +3

    Saving this video for black history month

  • @joshalmighty1901
    @joshalmighty1901 7 місяців тому +2

    Good old fashioned family Racism... Warms my Soul.

  • @awolpeace1781
    @awolpeace1781 2 місяці тому

    They trust pirate missions will lead to higher outcomes than the last one

  • @thornage2333
    @thornage2333 3 місяці тому +1

    Ho-dunk, podunk, well then there’s

  • @nurrakugy5126
    @nurrakugy5126 7 місяців тому +4

    Getting high in high rock and hammered in hammerfell

  • @kingmalak321
    @kingmalak321 4 місяці тому

    I knew this one was going to be good!

  • @tuoy1
    @tuoy1 7 місяців тому +1

    my moon and stars, a southern dagoth ur

  • @kosmas173
    @kosmas173 5 місяців тому +1

    When lord Dagoth started to speak with a southern accent I lost it!! 😂😂😂

  • @sae136
    @sae136 7 місяців тому +1

    Dagoth Ur after enlisting in the 26th North Carolina Infantry Regiment, 1862 colorized

  • @leaksson93
    @leaksson93 7 місяців тому +3

    Cant get enough racism in Tamriel

    • @JosephShemelewski
      @JosephShemelewski 4 місяці тому +1

      Everyone hates everyone. It's what brings us all together

  • @skankhunt5360
    @skankhunt5360 7 місяців тому +1

    We need to build a stronger wall! To keep them damn redguards out! All hail Dagoth ur

  • @ProjectRedfoot
    @ProjectRedfoot 7 місяців тому +2

    CURVED SWORDS!
    *CURVED. SWORDS!!!*

  • @mandomerc9562
    @mandomerc9562 7 місяців тому +2

    Howdy 🤠 Dagoth ur

  • @mindthesynapticgap4909
    @mindthesynapticgap4909 7 місяців тому +3

    The redgaurds arnt descended from atmora like all other humans and they certainly armt mer does this mean redgaurds are considered beast races? Curious 🧐

  • @jackcroft4969
    @jackcroft4969 4 місяці тому +1

    best thing rancher dagoth

  • @GentlemanKane
    @GentlemanKane 7 місяців тому +5

    Even though they are a fraction of the tameriel population.....but they commit over half the crimes

  • @Taistelukalkkuna
    @Taistelukalkkuna 7 місяців тому +1

    Ascended Cowpokes are pleased with this sermon.

  • @hunterhemmila960
    @hunterhemmila960 5 місяців тому

    1:36 is that John Travolta

  • @Karstodes
    @Karstodes 7 місяців тому

    I Rekon this here Southern Draw Dagoth 'Ur is whatchall call a Hootniany Jeezibell
    I love it

  • @fzzy5739
    @fzzy5739 7 місяців тому +3

    I hate redguards so much it's unreal

    • @sonicman52
      @sonicman52 3 місяці тому

      You’re weird af ong 💀

  • @Sottoth
    @Sottoth 4 місяці тому

    Hey! The fact that im a redguard doesn't mean I go around robbing houses and creeping in the night!.... Ok I do play a thief every run, BUT NOT BECAUSE IM A REDGUARD!

  • @Amadeus8484
    @Amadeus8484 5 місяців тому

    No! NOBODY BROUGHT AN EXTRA BAG!

  • @christiankalinkina239
    @christiankalinkina239 5 місяців тому +1

    This is gonna be a bit controversial

  • @tacticaltinkerbell
    @tacticaltinkerbell 7 місяців тому

    Yay! the cute little hat is back!

  • @coconuthead4923
    @coconuthead4923 7 місяців тому +2

    The hat and accent made it more raysist. Truly a blessing from Lord Dagoth.

  • @TheMandaloreFett
    @TheMandaloreFett 4 місяці тому +2

    666th Like as a Redguard irl.😂

  • @bruhgod123
    @bruhgod123 26 днів тому

    Clearly someone hasn't been to the cloud district.

  • @LowkynTheBroken
    @LowkynTheBroken 5 місяців тому

    This is how you portray dagoth ur ?! This is how you honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned ?!!!

  • @michaelboagni5530
    @michaelboagni5530 4 місяці тому +3

    Please don't make him southern forever.

  • @thedragonerebus2974
    @thedragonerebus2974 5 місяців тому

    😂 this is epic nice video

  • @Karolinus
    @Karolinus 7 місяців тому

    This is the video I've ever seen

  • @rtbwolf
    @rtbwolf 3 місяці тому

    Is this a riff on Paul Harvey?

  • @koldfire7253
    @koldfire7253 7 місяців тому +3

    Dark elves are to other elves what Redguard are to humans. Nice try tho

  • @samayayusifova8498
    @samayayusifova8498 7 місяців тому

    ❤👍

  • @serenec6651
    @serenec6651 6 місяців тому +2

    Okay but their women belly dance so its all good. 😭

  • @Browdeh
    @Browdeh 7 місяців тому +2

    Why is he from the midwest lol. Hilarious

  • @streamspoart2671
    @streamspoart2671 2 місяці тому

    Reason to hate Redguards: Nazeem

  • @Sathtana
    @Sathtana 2 місяці тому +1

    basedgoth ur?

  • @emilykirova533
    @emilykirova533 Місяць тому

    The Sixth House shall rise again yeee-ha!

  • @rellikskuppin7417
    @rellikskuppin7417 7 місяців тому

    Look I promise, my grandpa said all of this same shit word for word ☠ S tier

  • @explodingplant2
    @explodingplant2 7 місяців тому

    1 reason to like redguards is that Ahlam is likely cheating on Nazeem

  • @xarxesmora9738
    @xarxesmora9738 5 місяців тому

    The accent somehow makes it more offensive lol

  • @geralt7144
    @geralt7144 7 місяців тому +2

    Hate em

  • @fictionschmiction4478
    @fictionschmiction4478 4 місяці тому +1

    Ain't no way you made Dagoth, the racist, sound like a southerner from the U.S. I'm surprised he ain't call them colored folk. 😂

  • @CT-do4es
    @CT-do4es 7 місяців тому

    N'wah hit different with a southern accent.

  • @aaromhernandez9423
    @aaromhernandez9423 Місяць тому

    "they eat a lot of fried harpy" ... hate speech lvl up

  • @SHDUStudios
    @SHDUStudios 7 місяців тому +3

    Redguards are my favorite human race, so I agree completely.

  • @UrzuaTroskenia0369
    @UrzuaTroskenia0369 2 місяці тому

    I could admit to naive character creation being new to the game lore back when oblivion came out, to be fair the name and look was misleading at the times considering the guards and legion didn't distinguish race specifics everyone usually had a tanned complextion that wasn't suppose to blend with subsaharan hues, I didn't get the sunken continent invader and cultural appropreation memo till some novelty Elder scroll lore lectures like this were found, but hey Skyrim gave clarity and not to mention hearing about redguard adventures lack of choice in terms of character options plus flop, woke noob new generations can have Hammerfell for it's adorably absurd timing and choice of location, didn't learn their lesson with ESO 'WoW' style dissapointment.

  • @jiovannijones6869
    @jiovannijones6869 11 днів тому

    Number 7 basically sums up Afrocentrics. 😂😂😂😂

  • @grenadiergemini6109
    @grenadiergemini6109 7 місяців тому

    Huh. Honestly not a bad idea for a video. Makes it feel more immersive to be able to criticize a people on the elder scrolls.

  • @ragnarokthewarchild5059
    @ragnarokthewarchild5059 3 місяці тому +1

    Dagoth ur the greatest fantasy racist of them all

  • @quentinjulien7441
    @quentinjulien7441 Місяць тому

    Wow, even racist in video games you know what you really wanted to call red guards and we know too

    • @ZakeandZach
      @ZakeandZach  Місяць тому +1

      Dagoth hates them as equally as the nords

  • @veldrensavoth7119
    @veldrensavoth7119 5 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @neoharmoniagropius1426
    @neoharmoniagropius1426 Місяць тому

    Racism Lore

  • @lasgalon
    @lasgalon 7 місяців тому +1

    Nazeem alone is enough reason to hate redguard

  • @moody1320
    @moody1320 7 місяців тому +4

    Those ni-

  • @rearea389
    @rearea389 7 місяців тому +1

    Ur cancelled

  • @0zz1k5
    @0zz1k5 5 місяців тому +1

    Cowboy ur earms my downvote...and there goes mu sub.bye

  • @supertinnietank
    @supertinnietank 7 місяців тому +1

    ... This one wasn't funny, and while the twang delivery was different it wasn't interesting.

    • @jiovannijones6869
      @jiovannijones6869 7 місяців тому

      Oh look a triggered N'Wah. Lets all pretend to care. 😂😂😂

  • @thomasshirley318
    @thomasshirley318 7 місяців тому

    Cowboy ur dishonors the 6th house and tribe unmourned

  • @Beastlango
    @Beastlango 7 місяців тому

    Hey, don’t be doing Shiva from the East dirty like that

  • @andrewlane7632
    @andrewlane7632 2 місяці тому

    Lord Dagoth is not a cowboy ! This does not honor the sixth house or the Tribe unmourned. Only N wha speak thusly !