Reasons to HATE Imperials

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  • Опубліковано 7 лип 2024
  • Finally, the time has come for Dagoth Ur to lists the reason for hating the Mongrel Dogs of the Empire, otherwise known as the Imperials, the people who rule Tamriel, establishing the Tamriel Empire. Uriel Septim, Caius Cosades, General Tullius, Titus Mede and others are the Mongrel Dogs of the Empire.
    Dagoth Ur is unhappy with the Imperial region and the Imperials for multiple Reasons.
    Music: Dagoth Wave by ‪@youngscrolls‬
    Chapters:
    00:00 Intro
    00:14 Reason 1
    00:17 The End
    00:56 SYKE
    01:22 Colovians 1: Perceived Arrogance
    01:45 Colovians 2: Xenophobia
    02:06 Colovians 3: Imperial Supremacy
    02:28 Colovians 4: Rigid Traditionalism
    02:51 Colovians 5: Aggressive Expansionism
    03:17 Nibenese 1: Perceived Decadence
    03:35 Nibenese 2: Political Intrigue
    03:57 Nibenese 3: Cultural Appropiation
    04:14 Nibenese 4: Lack of Unity
    04:29 Nibenese 5: Magical Manipulation
    04:55 Real reason
    05:15 IT'S NOT ENOUGH
    05:41 Royalty
    05:51 Alessia
    06:09 Belharza the Man-bull
    05:23 Clivia Tharn
    06:43 Gorieus
    07:02 Reman Cyrodiil
    08:20 Outro and Thanks
    #elderscrolls #skyrim #bethesda
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  • @ZakeandZach
    @ZakeandZach  2 місяці тому +4

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  • @someonlinedouche6992
    @someonlinedouche6992 2 місяці тому +87

    List is wrong: Not being Dunmer sould be the ONLY reason.

  • @enoughothis
    @enoughothis 2 місяці тому +54

    This sermon truly honors the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned

  • @futurewaveking9379
    @futurewaveking9379 2 місяці тому +30

    I agree that first part is all needed to know

  • @thenutella8846
    @thenutella8846 2 місяці тому +8

    If only Dagoth would make a video about climate or geography. I don't know why, but him ranting about argonian swamps and valenwood weather while fawning over the ash storms of morrowind would be nice to hear.

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 2 місяці тому +23

    I find it hilarious that Dagoth Ur's eyes are GLOWING in this thumbnail xD

  • @isakhagg243
    @isakhagg243 2 місяці тому +16

    Finally, we get to hear the thoughts that the only True God of all of Tamriel, Dagoth Ur, Leader of the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmouned, thinks about the colonizing Imperial dogs.
    Truly this sermon honours the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned.

  • @orfanclub6288
    @orfanclub6288 2 місяці тому +12

    can't wait to see "10 reasons to love Dunmers" hehe

  • @4cammer
    @4cammer 2 місяці тому +6

    "They are not Dunmer, the End" Well played Lord Dagoth Ur

  • @arifhossain9751
    @arifhossain9751 2 місяці тому +5

    Colovians are just the Mongrel Dog version of Dunmer
    There I said it.

  • @wobeeyert105
    @wobeeyert105 2 місяці тому +5

    A nice, short, grand, and intoxicating 30-second video. This brings honor to the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned.

  • @mangolad7731
    @mangolad7731 2 місяці тому +8

    Hail Lord Dagoth! But what about Uriel Septin VII? The man who tried to complete every damned prophecy on his checklist before dying?

    • @JosephShemelewski
      @JosephShemelewski 2 місяці тому +2

      He wanted to 100% life

    • @hunterrhoades1813
      @hunterrhoades1813 2 місяці тому +2

      @@JosephShemelewskiand he kinda did.

    • @JosephShemelewski
      @JosephShemelewski 2 місяці тому +1

      @@hunterrhoades1813 Yea he completed every objective until the very end

    • @ItsChevnotJeff
      @ItsChevnotJeff Місяць тому +1

      I mean, he did bring Nerevar back to Morrowind, and him pulling a Zeus managed to save the world fromOblivion, so there's that

  • @HarvestMoonHowl
    @HarvestMoonHowl 2 місяці тому +2

    As a Colovian Imperial dog, I completely agree with your assessment. Please carry on.

  • @dantereinhardt6911
    @dantereinhardt6911 2 місяці тому +6

    Reman Light of Man does not aprove of this message.

  • @calamitoso0066
    @calamitoso0066 2 місяці тому +1

    I'm surprised that a Dunmmer would complain about Daedra

  • @WonderfulWorldOfSuit
    @WonderfulWorldOfSuit 2 місяці тому +3

    20 seconds is all i needed to know this is the true God

  • @verdtre4573
    @verdtre4573 2 місяці тому +5

    I guess Dagoth is neither a dog nor a cat person.

    • @yunghoss5812
      @yunghoss5812 2 місяці тому +3

      He likes keeping reptiles 😂😂😂😂

  • @Turboautismo
    @Turboautismo 2 місяці тому +4

    Lord dagoth, you say all this as if i NEED reasons to hate the mongrel dogs of the empire

  • @chrismills2439
    @chrismills2439 2 місяці тому +9

    even the god emperor honors the 6th house and the tribe unmourned and he isnt even in the Elderscrolls.
    and even he thinks that Tiber Septim be a war criminal

    • @hometownboy6537
      @hometownboy6537 2 місяці тому

      That is heresy! The God Emperor would never be sympathetic to xeno scum!

  • @AlexanderRodriguez-dd1eq
    @AlexanderRodriguez-dd1eq 2 місяці тому +1

    I’ve been waiting for this favorite to play as since oblivion

  • @cossakrose
    @cossakrose 2 місяці тому +2

    Huh! The Colovians pretty much sound just like human Dunmer.

  • @MauricioOsuna-et8et
    @MauricioOsuna-et8et 2 місяці тому +4

    It's always a good day when we get some gratuitous Dagothwave.

  • @Yourlocalbrazilianfemboy
    @Yourlocalbrazilianfemboy 2 місяці тому +3

    That's why High Rock and Bretons are the best race.

    • @isaacofthales4303
      @isaacofthales4303 2 місяці тому +2

      You dishonor the 6th House and Tribe Unmourned

    • @highlordlaughterofcanada8685
      @highlordlaughterofcanada8685 2 місяці тому

      Their human blood elevates them above the lesser races but their elven blood ensures they're the most inferior of the humans.

  • @ssilent8202
    @ssilent8202 11 днів тому +1

    We love Talos and also Lorkhan in my household

  • @darthmadara7984
    @darthmadara7984 2 місяці тому

    Absolutely priceless. Should've saved this one for last as it will be hard to beat

  • @TheFixer710
    @TheFixer710 2 місяці тому +4

    Finally a sermon that truly honors the sixth house and tribe unmourned.

  • @theangryimp1345
    @theangryimp1345 2 місяці тому +3

    I like the british joke but western skyrim is the most based on England and Scotland it gets in elder scrolls.
    Bretons are French and so on.

    • @Yourlocalbrazilianfemboy
      @Yourlocalbrazilianfemboy 2 місяці тому

      That's true, Solitude looks like Edinburg

    • @theangryimp1345
      @theangryimp1345 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Yourlocalbrazilianfemboy I don't know that place, but I can say that western skyrim in the North is very anglo saxon while eso made the reach men very Scottish.

    • @Yourlocalbrazilianfemboy
      @Yourlocalbrazilianfemboy 2 місяці тому +1

      And also, the Illiac bay was based in the Mediterranean so Bretons are Kinda Italian

    • @theangryimp1345
      @theangryimp1345 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Yourlocalbrazilianfemboy that's very true.
      I'd say nords are Danish/norse from the invasion of england (norway is atmora), and in the North West its anglo-saxon with the South West being Scottish.
      And the bretons are Italian in the border lands with hammerfell while the more separated are French.
      Obviously, the Imperials are roman Italian and bits from the roman Empire as a whole.
      To be honest, I think the most viking like are orcs.
      And morrowind is like Asia.

    • @Yourlocalbrazilianfemboy
      @Yourlocalbrazilianfemboy 2 місяці тому

      @@theangryimp1345 Morrowind is more like Brazil actually, A wet Moist Swamp with all sorts of different ethnicity's, Crime and Demon worshiping. And High Rock is Divided into multiple small Kingdom's and City States (Just like Italy)

  • @wyndonpendergraft
    @wyndonpendergraft 2 місяці тому

    Khajiit sneaks and steals the Amulet of Kings and the Heart of Lorkhaj... uh this one, I mean, I steal the Heart of Lorkhan, and this one... Me, um, I sees. Or. Damn it *licks butts frantically*

  • @rellikskuppin7417
    @rellikskuppin7417 2 місяці тому

    Back with it 😂

  • @paulguimond9789
    @paulguimond9789 2 місяці тому

    "The Sixth House is risen and lord Dagoth is its glory!"

  • @johnoglesby-vw7ck
    @johnoglesby-vw7ck 2 місяці тому

    Dunmer Resources...of course

  • @thespecialedwards2133
    @thespecialedwards2133 2 місяці тому

    How does space work in elder scrolls?

    • @Delendar90
      @Delendar90 2 місяці тому +1

      It doesnt, there is no space, only planes of reality with nirn being finite and the planes of oblivion infinite. The sky is a projection of aetherius and the planets are how the planes of oblivion are perceived from Nirn. There are no stars, those are literal holes produced by the magna-ge when they noped out of there.

  • @afro_souledits2382
    @afro_souledits2382 2 місяці тому

    Dagoth ur voice is so immaculate its the reason the great dreamer is sleep

  • @pulverize3
    @pulverize3 2 місяці тому

    I've come to honor the 6th house and the tribe unmourned.

  • @pancake9349
    @pancake9349 2 місяці тому

    "Reason: they are Not Dummer."
    Good enough for me.

  • @PelinalWhitestrake_
    @PelinalWhitestrake_ 2 місяці тому

    *scowls in crusader*

  • @adamxei9073
    @adamxei9073 2 місяці тому

    Lord reason to hate the mongrel dogs? This will take ages.

  • @MrJack1992
    @MrJack1992 2 місяці тому

    So in other words like the British empire IRL the imperials are basically the destined proper rulers of tamriel.

  • @samayayusifova8498
    @samayayusifova8498 2 місяці тому

    ❤❤❤

  • @Kat5Gaming
    @Kat5Gaming 2 місяці тому

    Better to be a Farm Tool than a Mongrel Dog. At least a farm tool is useful

  • @lightborn9071
    @lightborn9071 2 місяці тому

    Another reason. They go against their own provinces while cowering and wimpering before the high elves.

  • @Michael_Office888
    @Michael_Office888 2 місяці тому

    So…they do exsactly what you do, just not Dunmer…

  • @RevanLockheart-
    @RevanLockheart- 2 місяці тому

    This honors the skooma and the cheese unmourned

  • @yandereneko5523
    @yandereneko5523 2 місяці тому +1

    Impressive... now do reasons to hate redguards

  • @noodlespoo
    @noodlespoo 2 місяці тому

    How can one patronise a god?

  • @chadharger9323
    @chadharger9323 2 місяці тому

    Got one for you - Reasons to hate Skyrim's High Kings and Queens.

  • @alsomarkezuma
    @alsomarkezuma 2 місяці тому +1

    I almost thought you were going to do allusions to the British and American empires. But y'all probably don't need the hate you would get from injecting too much social commentary. An excellent sermon as always.

  • @kentlindal5422
    @kentlindal5422 2 місяці тому

    Reason 11: What happens after I walk in to an inn and shout "What up, my Nibbas!".

  • @LioneltheInquisitor
    @LioneltheInquisitor 2 місяці тому

    Reasons to hate or love khajiit?

  • @marethyu7145
    @marethyu7145 2 місяці тому

    The funniest thing dagoth ur can do now is make a video about 10 reasons to love Dunmer and all the points should be borrowed from 10 reasons to hate x race videos

  • @aaromhernandez9423
    @aaromhernandez9423 25 днів тому

    Like if You saw the emperor of mankind

  • @awolpeace1781
    @awolpeace1781 Місяць тому

    Why even bother with critiques for people whose heyday only lasts a few hundred years?

  • @DagothUrNeravar
    @DagothUrNeravar 2 місяці тому +4

    I HATE IMPERIALS!!!!

  • @tyranniccubone8259
    @tyranniccubone8259 Місяць тому +1

    Have you been playing Elder Kings 2? You can finally put the mongrel dogs of the Empire in there place, and everyone else for that matter.
    Finally all of Tamriel can be made to honor the 6th house and the tribe unmourned.

  • @zarp3436
    @zarp3436 2 місяці тому +1

    Skyrim belongs to Nords! Blood and soil.

  • @ronniebattle6756
    @ronniebattle6756 2 місяці тому

    😂😂😂😂

  • @coroarc8423
    @coroarc8423 2 місяці тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣