Reasons to HATE the Bosmer
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- Опубліковано 7 лип 2024
- Dagoth Ur is back with another sermon that points out the flaws with the Elder Scrolls' Wood Elves/Bosmer. As we know from Fargoth to Glarthir, bosmer have a lot of problems in Morrowind, Oblivion and Skyrim. Let's explore those issues in detail.
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Chapters:
00:00 Intro
00:28 1. Hannibal Rituals
00:58 2. Lack of Solidarity
01:37 3. Primitive Cities
02:11 4. Nature Fanatics
02:38 5. Short Lifespan
03:17 6. Weakness to Madness
03:55 7. Dubious Morality
04:33 8. Dishonorable Fighters
05:16 9. Xenophobic Isolationists
06:07 10. Green Pact Dependent
06:49 TLDR
07:18 Outro
07:52 Dragon
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Ah yes, another day another racism sermon. This indeed honors the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned
What do you mean racist??? Lord Dagoth, the Sharmat, the Sleeper, the Awakened Lord of the Sixth house, Father to the Mountain, the Lord High Councillor of House Dagoth is not racist. This sermon is just the objective truth.
N’Wah, you do not honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned.
What's ism? Just god given wisdom
Lord Dagoth: you should hate bosmer! They live in trees because they dont know how to build houses.
Also Lord Dagoth: *lives in a cave*
To be fair, u cant put akulakan inside a house.
@@Delendar90 just make house bigger
Excuse you, he lives in an entire mountain range.
Drink ancient Dagoth brandy and ponder the universe in a cave or be a two legged mudcrab with elf ears 🤔
This man clearly does not honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned
When you get to the Dunmer, just make a list of completely minor yet acceptable flaws. Like being too kind, wise, and strong.
Nah just 0 flaws
How bold of you to assume Dunmer have flaws. Your comment does not honour the sixth house and the tribe unmourned
No he needs to cover everything negative. Equal rights and lefts.
Our only flaw is we’re….perfect
@@ssilent8202equal rights under your rightfully honorable masters, the dark elves
The Bosmer did their best to imitate the style of the Telvani building, but with astoundingly disappointing results.
The bosmer wish they could be as good as telvanni
Checks out Dunmer's starting Skyrim stats - sneak 20, light armor 20, illusion 20, destruction, alchemy 20, destruction 25.
Bosmer - sneak 20, light armor 20, alchemy 20, lockpicking 20, pickpocket 20, archery 25
I see Dagoth's problem with Bosmer - no magic!
Nerevar: Racism? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of Tamriel, localized entirely within your heart chamber?
Dagoth: Yes
Nerevar: Can I see it?
Dagoth: *Yes*
"The Sixth House is risen and lord Dagoth is its glory!"
Let me guess; dunmer flaws will be things like accepting N wahs into their ranks, working for mongrels, being weak enough to let ulfric bully them, returning to daedra worship after Dagoth's death, and letting one level 1 orc bully a whole town full of level 50 dunmer guarrds
That bit about a lv1 orc, is that about Raven Rock?
@@SonnyFRST yeah the debt collector dude that got mad at the DB when he hired a new servant for neloth. He is really low level even his body guard is level one. Epic Nate featured him in a video about weak enemies of LDB
@@darthmadara7984 Not gonna lie, that guy was so insignificant I had to look him up. (for context, Solstheim is my favorite part of TES5 so I tend to remember it well)
just so you know that the dwemer battle tactics are worst, they sent their steam powered automatons to go do that night of tears thing that they set the falmer up with
Lord Dagoth, I know you are going down a series of 'playable' races in Tamriel but it would be cool after doing all of those to do some bonus races such as the dwemer, snow elves, sloads, or any other half-way developed races that exist in the collective conscience. Thank you yet again for an enlightening sermon
the sload one would be hilarious since hating them is like, the single thing all tamriel races agree on
As a Khajiit, I would like to make an official announcement dispelling the rumors that Khajiit and Bosmer are in any way related. As they say on the dunes, “Eat more moon sugar, not your neighbor.” We would never resort to cannibalism.
N’Wah, who let you off the plantation?
Hey where did my comment go? Did you steal my comment Khajit??
@@cowboydan507 You have to catch me first. 😜😘
@@pharaohsmagician8329 Khajiit has comments if you have coin.
Don’t they live longer than Dunmer? I thought Dunmer have a lifespan of 250 years on average while bosmer average around 300. They are elves after all….if you squint. Truly a terrifying thought. Another point: They breed like rabbits. The average amount of children each couple will have is 12-14 children. Also, bosmer are so promiscuous that they are not always sure who the father is; to the point that they refer to their family name on their mother’s side instead of the father’s side. How do they prevent inbreeding? Answer: they don’t!
Must be why they're short
I thought incest was an altmer thing.
@@chadharger9323it's normal occurrence for both races, and while altmers is due to obsession with the "purity of blood", like the medieval aristocrats IRL, bosmers is just promiscuous
Nah they f like rabbits n dy like flies fries from namira crabs
Another Bosmer L, you were merciful in this one Dagoth. The Bosmer are lucky for your mercy.
Finally! More wisdom from my lord Dagoth Ur. I will use this to honor the six houses and tribe unmourned
As I approached the end of my first-ever Skyrim playthrough, the thought of a new roleplay came to mind. As soon as I thought maybe a Wood Elf? This shows up on my feed.
Thank you Dagoth Ur for being there when I was at my weakest and reminding me why be anything besides a Dunmer. I continue to offer my fealty on the parchment as I begin writing my new character so that she may pay respects to the 6th House and Tribe Unmourned.
As a Bosmer you’re so right, I wish my skin was as deep as a Dunmer’s 😢
Thank you, Lord Dagoth Ur, for another great sermon 😮
...as an Imperial farm tool, I can't wait for the Dag to make Tamriel great again...lol...
these videos are honestly the best way to indulge in Elder Scrolls content lately. Its a down to nirn realistic representation of Tamriel life and not super high presentation like Fudgemuppet (which is great too)
This formula of presentation is great! Makes my mind always stay thinking of Elder Scrolls
Thanks. All the content has been unbiased for too long.
@@ZakeandZach yes exactly we need true flavor and opinions like this, it makes the culture feel more real when people offer up opinions and observations about it!
Thank you for another insightful sermon, Lord Dagoth.
Thank you lord dagoth, I’ve been having great pleasure relishing in your sermons
Ah, what a good way to wake up. This indeed honors the sixth house and the tribe unmourned 🎉
I want to see Falinesti waltzin on the Imperial city, justify it by somehow making them realize Cyrodiil used to be a junjle and make em go on a crusade. prolly won't happen but let's dream about it
This sermon is Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned approved
I love the way you've set this up. Telling it from a very powerful creature from within the game... you just do it so well.
Top ten reasons to like them...
Thanks for watching
I thought we already had this sermon? Oh well, it's not like you can hate the bosmer too much
I do so enjoy these hate filled sermons.
They literally came from ooze, how much worse can you get? At least us noble Bretons are descended from Altmer (sadly not Chimer or Dunmer) and not smelly, dirty, mud.
5:07 well there was this one tribe who poisoned themselves before fighting another tribe losing and offing that tribe through the poison they consumed
Lord Dagoth, I’ve only ever played Skyrim before, but your sermons have convinced me to go back and play the older games. I will go through Morrowind and Oblivion to learn of your greatness.
Bosmer are the Mer version of Argonians. Both live in jungle hellscapes and simp for trees. Both also often find employment in the service of the betters. Altmer and Dunmer for the Bosmer and Farm Tools, respectively.
Pre-Duskfall Argonia would like a word
Another reasonable, unbias and enlightning serman.
The illustrious Dagoth Ur speaking on morality.
Alright, good joke. Lovely video!
Having a bit of trouble arguing with you here on this one. If anything you are being too nice to them by not mentioning that they are probably the ones who invented stealth archer builds and spread them out across Tamriel. Damn cannibal stealth archer tree hugging savages is what they are.
5:22
My lord, this is just Vhardenfell..
Blasphemy!
the second empire built roads in valenwood in an attempt to get the bosmer to be civilized, but after the second empire disappears pretty quickly, they leave perfectly fine roads, (not as good as dunmer roads of course, but still roads which is better than what the bosmer do) they leave the roads almost entirely unused, and we are all forced to watch the pitiful state of valenwood lose the last of its chance to advance civilization like the other elves and humans.
of course, the roads weren't left entirely that way, the thalmor still needs them after all, but the bosmer are effectively more animal than human or elf at this point.
As soon as i saw adoring fan and glarthir, i knew dagoth ur was gonna give some compelling evidence
how can one hate fargoth?
Lord Master Dagoth Ur, Lord My Captain -
I was born as a farm tool, is there any way I can prove myself to you and become more than just a farm tool?
I have no idea, Dagoth has his own mind
Anyone can waltz into a lush forest, carve little cubbies into trees and call them houses. Only the mighty dunmer were planting mushrooms and using magic to grow and shape them into mighty towers so they could bring civilation to a harsh volcanic wasteland.
Honestly they might be my favorite race in TES, so many of them come off as complete lunatics. I wish they had Craig Sechler do their voices in Skyrim, they weren't nearly crazy enough like they were in Oblivion.
A dead wood elf in the street. Just another day in Skingrad...
They bind themselves in servitude to an ancient pact with an entity or force that they cannot understand. All in the vain hope that it shall save them from the wrath of the Sixth House and one true god, Dagoth Ur. What a grand and intoxicating innocence!
Can't wait to someday see 10 reasons to hate Orcs!
Green pact: plants are sacred you shouldnt harm them
Feandal: woodcutting is my way of living!
Where did you get from the lifespan data?
I haven't watched it yet cuz' I'm at work Dagoth but why is the video so short?
Based
When he gets to the Dunmer he needs to cover everything negative. Equal rights and lefts.
❤👍
The Wild Hunt and the Great Hunt are two different things though.
I serve Molag Bal.
Despite making 13% of male population of humanoid species, Bosmer makes up 52% of femboy in Tamriel.
The land of Morrowind is not perfect. A video where Dagoth Ur counts a few things to hate about Morrowind could be fun. Not the obvious once like N'wahs, Mongrel Dogs and Farmtools. More day to day things Dunmer have to struggle with.
We already have one with Maiq
@@ZakeandZach Nice. Gonna check it out to honor the 6th house.
I celebrate my bosmer forever choice and if you disagree you can join my chicken nugget bucket 🍗 you excepting, Lord Dagoth, of course
Falanesti too lit to put in eso!
Lore-wise I feel like bosmer are the most interesting
Come nerever come
😮
I mean just look at them
I love when Dagoth is critical about other people being xenophobes ignoring his own hypocrisy.
Yeah the excellent mod Auri made me hate Bosmer culture as much as Orcs! What is next lol!!!! But Iam such a proud Altmer. I accept other cultures, unlike the Thalmor, though it is factual that we are the superior race
You're next, Altmer.
@@ZakeandZach They reckon themselves second to only the divines. Talos was a human that became a divine. Now do you see why Talos being worshipped as a divine is the funniest thing ever?
@@connordarvall8482 yeah but they don't take much pride in Mannimarco's ascendance either. While it is obvious that there is an extra layer to their opposition to Talos, they tend to want gods to be of actual divine origins
An orcish and bosmer offspring would be the ultimate guerilla warrior
Arent Bosmer like special kind of Khajit?
Some of them
Well, the cannibalism does it by itself. You don't need another reason. And Dunmer do live in plants. It's just that they're giant magical super mushrooms they grew themselves instead of trees already there. If anything, you could say that Dunmer are less clever on that because they need to make their own plant buildings and can't just use what's already available.
Where is that wanna be mages guild - plot hole video!
Working on it
I don't care what you say i love the wood elf
now the adoring fan is not so endearing......
Racism? In Dagoths sixth house, his tribe unmourned? Yeah no that check out
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Only 10 reasons to hate the Altmer? Should just call the video "Part 1", you know you'll come back.
Everyone does.
😂😂
This sermon is making me get some Ted Kaczynski vibes from these knife ears. How dare you make me respect knife ears, Dagoth! The Dwarven technology revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Racism is ok when it brings honor to the 6th house and the Tribe Unmourned
Actually bosmer lifespan is just about 200 years, not sure where you got the idea that they are the shortest lived of all races. Shortest lived are orcs, 60 years max.
This is a irrelevant topic for anyone not of Dunmer blood is an inferior insect worth only for the free labor they can provide.
My reason for hating the bosmer they are terrible mages magic is the deep essence of nirn
F everyone except dunmers.👍
Can you narrate my life?
I'm not racist BUT...
I love racism.
The only reason you need to hate them are all the l0li mods.
I hate the elder scrolls.