As a Dunmer fan myself, I still find it ironic dagoth ur mocks the nords for their “exodus” from Atmora when the Dunmer culture literally stated with a max exodus from Summerset led by Veloth, a clear moses figure
Difference between migration and exodus. Exodus is a forced mobilization of people for not being able to live in their original place anymore. Migration is just voluntarily moving away from it yet being able to return. Veloth got tired of the lack of religious freedom and chose to leave and get his own home, and a lot of likeminded people followed him.
@@IsetMeritAmon both were fleeing from oppression, the nords from the dragon’s enslavement and the Velothi followers from religious persecution for continuing the practice of ancestor worship and then later daedra worship
I'll tell you one thing Dagoth, I'm sick and tired of Oflia Battle-Born mockingly asking if I'm scared at the sight of a proud Nord woman. Like bitch, your essential status is 'No', I didn't ask, and I'm always one annoying NPC quote away from casting Fury.
I don’t get why they made the Battle-Borns so unlikable compared to the Grey-Manes. You even have to rescue the Grey-Mane’s son who was a prisoner by the Thalmor and the Battle-Borns who knew full well what was going on but still lied and even mocked one from other family for trying to confront them.
I'm sorry Dagoth but back when I first got into with the series with Morrowind in 2015 I started with a Nord and it has been my favorite race to play as, especially as a battle mage who truly honors his ancestors using the clever craft.
I was the same way my brother, Nords or nothing. However my most recent playthrough of Skyrim I am a Dunmer spellsword/alchemist. My friend I must say I will never go back, I will be a Dunmer from now on. I now understand that the N in nord stands for n’wah outlander.
*Generic Nord casually strolling through Skyrim while dragging a cave troll down the road in a 1- armed headlock* “Ahhh~ what a beautiful day friend~ ... Dangers you say? Nonsense~”..... Nords are just built different lol
This sermon was outstanding Lord Dagoth Ur. I think we all know the Nords are lying to themselves when they say Skyrim is for the Nords. They are just trying to convince themselves. All praise to the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned. 🙏
Nord slander, at *my* sermon? Let me make one thing clear "Lord" Dagoth, *Skyrim belongs to the Nords* . Your kind ain't welcome in our cities nor our land, the Argonians aren't either but at least they got one thing right, that is trying to *kill* you knife ears. I don't care if I have to use the power of the Heart of Lorkhan, or a gods damned Elder Scroll, I *will* get Ysgrammor, Tsun, the 500 Companions, and any other Nord in Sovngarde to march back down to Nirn and commit Total Elf Death. Hell, maybe I'll invite Pelinal Whitestrake, he isn't a Nord to my knowledge but he knows how to kill an Elf as good as any of us. Begone from Skyrim, you masked exhibitionist, or we will shout "Total Elf Death" so loud it will rival the power of Dragonrend and force the concept of mortality back into you!
@@allewis4008The same "barbarians" that defeat Alduin and smacked his ass to the fourth era? The same "barbarians" that are able to push the Empire and Thalmor out of Skyrim (so long as Dragonborn isnt an imperial dog) and speaking of Dragonborn, the same "barbarian" that is on the fucking *boxart* that shows for a fact that the last Dragonborn is a *Nord* . A *Nord* killed Alduin, a *Nord* pimp-slapped Miraak, a *Nord* shoved Auriel's Bow down Harkon's sphincter. And its (potentially) a Nord that frees Skyrim from the worthless, cowardly Imperial "legion" which surrendered to a bunch of knife ears.
@@prest7166If I go back to Atmorah, I'm coming back with 500 Companions, and just ask the Falmer/"Snow" Elves just how much of a big deal that is, considering they willingly blinded themselves and put themselves into servitude to the Dwemer just to get away from us.
Lord dagoth Would you give out some of your reasons to hate imperials? . They seem okay to me but They love letting the high elves rule over their lands
0:24 Dagoth, whatkind of cursed imagery have you found? Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned? What a grand and intoxicating innocence
Funny that the second picture he shows us while talking about how bad Nords are is of Tsun, who is not a Nord, but a god. A false god of Nord religion, but he's still not a Nord himself.
Ysmir tried to do the same to Vivec. It didn't end well when Kyne had to pick up his ashes after Vivec blasted him apart. This humiliating defeat by the Chimer is the entire reason why Graybeards came into existence.
10. They aren’t Dunmer 9. They aren’t Dunmer 8. They aren’t Dunmer 7. They aren’t Dunmer 6. They aren’t Dunmer 5. They aren’t Dunmer 4. They aren’t Dunmer 3. They aren’t Dunmer 2. They aren’t Dunmer 1. They aren’t Dunmer
I try to live everyday to show honor to the 6th house and the tribe unmourned. Forgive us Lord Dagoth we are just a grand and intoxicating innocence after all.
More reason to dislike the Nords, I mean some are okay, but still. Yay!! I started out loving the Nords before my second playthrough of Skyrim where I actually listened and read lore. I was a Stormcloak who was all about Skyrim for her people and Talos was a great god who deserved his place amongst the 9. Second time I played an Altmer, again always did like them, who listened to what the Stormcloaks and Ulfric was like, became an Imperial, Skyrim belongs to the Falmer should they ever gain some of their Ancient harmony back, and found out Talos was a liar, murderer, and even a necromancer. Yeah, I had such a hard 180 I'm surprised it didn't break my neck.
Skyrim is a paradise... for DRAGONBORN that can kill dragon suck them souls and scream a nuke, then, make skyrim his playhouse and luckily in skyrim we are DRAGONBORN
Dagoth ur about the nords hygiene I have but one question for you and it's have you ever tried to bath in a frozen tundra yourself before because if not then I'll say to you its better to be dirty then frozen cold and wet with shrinkage Dagoth ur
I know Dagoth Ur is talking about Nords...but this mans has *perfectly* described midwesterners😂 (The first 7 or 8 reasons, anyway. Luckily, they know how to bury their dead up here 👍)
Say what you will about farm tools, but at least we argonians don't go around pretending that we're not living in the fantasy equivalent of the rust belt. Also, how are draugr so resilient when Nords don't drink milk? They should all be calcium-deficient. At least skeletons go down easy
I've just stopped to think and I know many people may have come to this conclusion before, but... As much as people talk about Morrowind (and the dunmer) being full of racists, Skyrim isn't much better. The Nords are racists against High Elves (just elves in general at any point), Khajiit (who can't even enter the cities), Argonians (who are forced to work the docks) and, of course, Dark Elves (who are forced to live in a slum). And, hear me out now, though there aren't any quotes outrightly saying it, Nords don't like Imperials, Redguards or Breton's either. I say Skyrim is just as much racist as Morrowind, from what I've seen so far.
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As a Dunmer fan myself, I still find it ironic dagoth ur mocks the nords for their “exodus” from Atmora when the Dunmer culture literally stated with a max exodus from Summerset led by Veloth, a clear moses figure
Difference between migration and exodus. Exodus is a forced mobilization of people for not being able to live in their original place anymore. Migration is just voluntarily moving away from it yet being able to return. Veloth got tired of the lack of religious freedom and chose to leave and get his own home, and a lot of likeminded people followed him.
That's most of Dagoth lol
This is why I love these videos, Dagoth’s absolute double standard and being blatantly unaware of it is so hilarious.
But he didn't criticize the exodus itself, but the reason why they did it lol
@@IsetMeritAmon both were fleeing from oppression, the nords from the dragon’s enslavement and the Velothi followers from religious persecution for continuing the practice of ancestor worship and then later daedra worship
I already loved the Nords, you didn't have to sell me
lol
As a dragonborn from house Telvanni, I thank you, Lord Dagoth, and the Nerevar that I wasn’t born a N*rd.
The n in nord stands for N’Wah.
N'Wahord. Das raycis.
I too am a scion of house Telvanni, proud dunmer. Skyrim really belongs to the dunmer.
#11 You are jealous they get to shout dragon swear words at people
I'll tell you one thing Dagoth, I'm sick and tired of Oflia Battle-Born mockingly asking if I'm scared at the sight of a proud Nord woman. Like bitch, your essential status is 'No', I didn't ask, and I'm always one annoying NPC quote away from casting Fury.
If only you can reply with "I don't know, when I see one I'll tell you"
Casting fury and soul trap. Can’t have the poor nords in Sovngarde be harassed by her…
I marry her as a Nord (using mods) because of how proud of a Nord woman she is. Plus, to cuck Jon Battleborn.
Do you get to the clown district very often? Oh, what am I saying. Of course you do.
I don’t get why they made the Battle-Borns so unlikable compared to the Grey-Manes. You even have to rescue the Grey-Mane’s son who was a prisoner by the Thalmor and the Battle-Borns who knew full well what was going on but still lied and even mocked one from other family for trying to confront them.
I'm sorry Dagoth but back when I first got into with the series with Morrowind in 2015 I started with a Nord and it has been my favorite race to play as, especially as a battle mage who truly honors his ancestors using the clever craft.
I was the same way my brother, Nords or nothing. However my most recent playthrough of Skyrim I am a Dunmer spellsword/alchemist. My friend I must say I will never go back, I will be a Dunmer from now on. I now understand that the N in nord stands for n’wah outlander.
Thalmor Justicator would like to know your location
Top ten reasons to like dark elves
Thanks for watching
Thank you for your sermon Lord Dagoth. I’m glad to be here first to honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned.
Thank you for your semon Lord Dagoth. I’m glad to be here first to honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned.
After wandering around in frozen Skyrim squalor, it's always refreshing to return to Morrowind and honor the Sixth house and the tribe unmourned
10 reasons to hate Altmer by Pelenial
Following by him stroking out or literally exploding from rage
@@Aladayle Altmer fan?
@@joopyprofilestuff5778 Not really I just thought it'd be something he'd do
@@Aladayle I mean... yeah
*Generic Nord casually strolling through Skyrim while dragging a cave troll down the road in a 1- armed headlock* “Ahhh~ what a beautiful day friend~ ... Dangers you say? Nonsense~”..... Nords are just built different lol
I do love how his voice sorta switches between English and his actual voice at random
Dark Elves are part British
@@ZakeandZachAnother reason to slaughter them
"The Sixth House is risen and lord Dagoth is its glory!"
Praise Dagoth Ur, I already hated the Nords, you don't have to sell it to me
Now you can hate them more
This video sponsored by the altmeri dominion
*Pelinal Whitestrake hated that
As a Nord IRL, can confirm. Best race.
This Video is genius, these points could apply to just about any race from the elder scrolls.
perfection!
The point about hygiene is, funnily, holds no water when you realize that there is no bathroom or bathtub on Morrowind, cyrodil or skyrim.
In a world where necromancy is commonplace, I do wonder how cremation isn't used more 🤔
This sermon was outstanding Lord Dagoth Ur. I think we all know the Nords are lying to themselves when they say Skyrim is for the Nords. They are just trying to convince themselves.
All praise to the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned. 🙏
"Almost cute, almost adorable, etc" either sake forgot his coffee when writing (or the ai did) or Dgoth has a thing for nords he is hiding badly 🤣
You need 10? I just need one. they exist
SKYRIM IS FOR THE NORDS 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Nord slander, at *my* sermon?
Let me make one thing clear "Lord" Dagoth, *Skyrim belongs to the Nords* . Your kind ain't welcome in our cities nor our land, the Argonians aren't either but at least they got one thing right, that is trying to *kill* you knife ears.
I don't care if I have to use the power of the Heart of Lorkhan, or a gods damned Elder Scroll, I *will* get Ysgrammor, Tsun, the 500 Companions, and any other Nord in Sovngarde to march back down to Nirn and commit Total Elf Death. Hell, maybe I'll invite Pelinal Whitestrake, he isn't a Nord to my knowledge but he knows how to kill an Elf as good as any of us.
Begone from Skyrim, you masked exhibitionist, or we will shout "Total Elf Death" so loud it will rival the power of Dragonrend and force the concept of mortality back into you!
Threats from a N'wah barbarian 😅
@@allewis4008The same "barbarians" that defeat Alduin and smacked his ass to the fourth era? The same "barbarians" that are able to push the Empire and Thalmor out of Skyrim (so long as Dragonborn isnt an imperial dog) and speaking of Dragonborn, the same "barbarian" that is on the fucking *boxart* that shows for a fact that the last Dragonborn is a *Nord* . A *Nord* killed Alduin, a *Nord* pimp-slapped Miraak, a *Nord* shoved Auriel's Bow down Harkon's sphincter. And its (potentially) a Nord that frees Skyrim from the worthless, cowardly Imperial "legion" which surrendered to a bunch of knife ears.
Go back in atmoran n'wah
@@prest7166If I go back to Atmorah, I'm coming back with 500 Companions, and just ask the Falmer/"Snow" Elves just how much of a big deal that is, considering they willingly blinded themselves and put themselves into servitude to the Dwemer just to get away from us.
Pelinal did nothing wrong
"No i don't talk about bears they are more reasonable." Not racist a little bit.
Dagoth Ur is so powerful, he can change his accent mid sermon.
So many languages on Nirn and Lord Dagoth decided to use the language of facts...
0:25 “What’s wrong? Can’t stand the sight of a *strong Nord woman?”*
Lord dagoth Would you give out some of your reasons to hate imperials? . They seem okay to me but They love letting the high elves rule over their lands
Maybe they have actually heard of the High Elves!
They pretend to like the Thalmor so they don't get sent to the shadow realm.
Lol the power point transitions are so serious
Great 10 reasons to love the Nords video thanks Dagoth
0:24 Dagoth, whatkind of cursed imagery have you found? Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned? What a grand and intoxicating innocence
Lord dagoth please never burn my eyes with such a image again. I almost went blind at the site of the strong Nordic women
nords have big muscles. me like
"Skyrim belongs to the Nords!"
By all means, keep it, we dont want that shit
Of fucking course, when riffing on Nords the writing quality jumps exponentially
Come on now
As a Nord, i can say in our defense that the cold weather & snow have frozen our brains [:
this honors the 6th house and the tribe unmourned
Funny that the second picture he shows us while talking about how bad Nords are is of Tsun, who is not a Nord, but a god. A false god of Nord religion, but he's still not a Nord himself.
Ah a pointy eared elf god telling me of how inferior I as a Nord am. How touching, now face the wall as I shout you into pieces. 😂
Ysmir tried to do the same to Vivec. It didn't end well when Kyne had to pick up his ashes after Vivec blasted him apart. This humiliating defeat by the Chimer is the entire reason why Graybeards came into existence.
Dagoth ur I heard Talos has a bigger "sword".
Nords have a superiority complex.... just like every race other than the Bosmer and Argonians in this franchise.
Compelling argument, however *pulls out Wuuthrad*
that interesting pic of alduin honors the sixth house and the tribe unmourned.
all you had to say was the Stormcloaks. that's the Nords in a nutshell.
It funny dark elves are so proud too but nice video
0:56 Oh, come on, Dagoth, you could agree with this line. I know you could.
You forgot about the war crimes committed against the snow elves or falmer.
Imagine dagoths reaction when he finds out the Nerevarine was reincarnated as a Nord
😱😱😱🤣😈
10 reasons to say why Tiber Septim was a Breton that passed as a Nord or 10 reasons that Tiber Septim was a nord who could pass as a breton
Lord Dagoth, your accent is... off-putting. You sound like a Breton.
10. They aren’t Dunmer
9. They aren’t Dunmer
8. They aren’t Dunmer
7. They aren’t Dunmer
6. They aren’t Dunmer
5. They aren’t Dunmer
4. They aren’t Dunmer
3. They aren’t Dunmer
2. They aren’t Dunmer
1. They aren’t Dunmer
thank the divines this meme hasnt died yet
Number 7 is the only one that's true.
Skyrim has been very imperialized compares to older games.
The Nords built the World and invented everything.
Dagoth and the farmtools are jealous.
How about something more bold? Why you should hate Outlander Dunmer
Dagoth Id like to know your thoughts on the skaal
I try to live everyday to show honor to the 6th house and the tribe unmourned. Forgive us Lord Dagoth we are just a grand and intoxicating innocence after all.
can my divine dagothur ur help me to pick a "great" houses in morrowind?
10 reasons why the snow elves might have been wronged by the atmorans (prenord)......
I’m pretty sure you can say this about the Dunmer
Not the bears, they are reasonable. 😂
Atleast they didnt lose to garden tools🦖
I wonder if any of this is almost poetic.
You got to the end of the video but didn't start the list of reasons to hate them yet???
what's the name of the song playing in the background
the fact that i heard they lost to mudcrabs yea I'm gonna say it don't give a shit Nords are officially Cringe
As a mixed dunmer/redguard. I can say we are all racist so we can't hate them for that. I'd argue that racism in tamriel is completely normal.
More reason to dislike the Nords, I mean some are okay, but still. Yay!! I started out loving the Nords before my second playthrough of Skyrim where I actually listened and read lore. I was a Stormcloak who was all about Skyrim for her people and Talos was a great god who deserved his place amongst the 9. Second time I played an Altmer, again always did like them, who listened to what the Stormcloaks and Ulfric was like, became an Imperial, Skyrim belongs to the Falmer should they ever gain some of their Ancient harmony back, and found out Talos was a liar, murderer, and even a necromancer. Yeah, I had such a hard 180 I'm surprised it didn't break my neck.
So that's why the Thalmor hate Talos.
I'm really interested how much this is the poor writing of the devs part
Skyrim is a paradise... for DRAGONBORN that can kill dragon suck them souls and scream a nuke, then, make skyrim his playhouse and luckily in skyrim we are DRAGONBORN
Are you sure you are not talking about your homeland.
Dagoth ur about the nords hygiene I have but one question for you and it's have you ever tried to bath in a frozen tundra yourself before because if not then I'll say to you its better to be dirty then frozen cold and wet with shrinkage Dagoth ur
10 seconds in and iam convinced, i will join your my god under the mountain
As a nord I felt that lol
Sounds like someone is jealous 😊
I know Dagoth Ur is talking about Nords...but this mans has *perfectly* described midwesterners😂
(The first 7 or 8 reasons, anyway. Luckily, they know how to bury their dead up here 👍)
Lord Dagoth, what is your opinion on the Drukhari Eldar?
Please do Redguard next! They’re my favorite race and most people have nothing bad to say about them, their culture is great
I already did in shorts
@@ZakeandZach I saw that but hoping for a real one lol
Say what you will about farm tools, but at least we argonians don't go around pretending that we're not living in the fantasy equivalent of the rust belt. Also, how are draugr so resilient when Nords don't drink milk? They should all be calcium-deficient. At least skeletons go down easy
If you've only ever played skyrim as a nord you're allowed to like this comment
Silence knife-ear
As a nord wizard i see this as an absolute loss
Atleast we got mead lol
My name is Nate Hords and I hate Nords.
I've just stopped to think and I know many people may have come to this conclusion before, but...
As much as people talk about Morrowind (and the dunmer) being full of racists, Skyrim isn't much better.
The Nords are racists against High Elves (just elves in general at any point), Khajiit (who can't even enter the cities), Argonians (who are forced to work the docks) and, of course, Dark Elves (who are forced to live in a slum).
And, hear me out now, though there aren't any quotes outrightly saying it, Nords don't like Imperials, Redguards or Breton's either.
I say Skyrim is just as much racist as Morrowind, from what I've seen so far.
ONLY 10?
Dagoth Ur, what are your opinions on Tiber Septim taking an underaged girl as his wife?
Oh, is that LORE FOR CHRIS HANSEN?!
He had the baby uhhh, "Indoril Nerevar at Red Mountain with Tribunal" if you see my meaning, and then cast her out.
Barenziah, BTW
My lord…🤣
Just 10?
Can you make a video about Redguard crime rate in the dog empire ?
nothing more than a myth
Bro is a hater
nords are gonna be on suicide watch after this LMAO
Ironic
@@uptown_rider8078 wym?
@@falmerflamingo You’re talking about other people being suicide watch while you have that profile pic
@@uptown_rider8078 you sound mentally deficient
@@falmerflamingo Once again very ironic. Let me know when you figure out which bathroom you want to use
I loved how that dummer fan makes his videos, such a good personality that ogfthis Dagoth ur, im learning elder scrolls lore right here kkkkkkk
Khajiit > Everyone Else
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