Reasons to Hate Nords

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  • @ZakeandZach
    @ZakeandZach  Рік тому +7

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  • @sentientbottlecap
    @sentientbottlecap Рік тому +245

    As a Dunmer fan myself, I still find it ironic dagoth ur mocks the nords for their “exodus” from Atmora when the Dunmer culture literally stated with a max exodus from Summerset led by Veloth, a clear moses figure

    • @Delendar90
      @Delendar90 Рік тому

      Difference between migration and exodus. Exodus is a forced mobilization of people for not being able to live in their original place anymore. Migration is just voluntarily moving away from it yet being able to return. Veloth got tired of the lack of religious freedom and chose to leave and get his own home, and a lot of likeminded people followed him.

    • @R-YR29
      @R-YR29 Рік тому +15

      That's most of Dagoth lol

    • @eggy6815
      @eggy6815 Рік тому +45

      This is why I love these videos, Dagoth’s absolute double standard and being blatantly unaware of it is so hilarious.

    • @IsetMeritAmon
      @IsetMeritAmon Рік тому +13

      But he didn't criticize the exodus itself, but the reason why they did it lol

    • @sentientbottlecap
      @sentientbottlecap Рік тому +6

      @@IsetMeritAmon both were fleeing from oppression, the nords from the dragon’s enslavement and the Velothi followers from religious persecution for continuing the practice of ancestor worship and then later daedra worship

  • @deadsea2247
    @deadsea2247 Рік тому +148

    I already loved the Nords, you didn't have to sell me

  • @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666
    @SkoomaGodDovahkiin666 Рік тому +84

    As a dragonborn from house Telvanni, I thank you, Lord Dagoth, and the Nerevar that I wasn’t born a N*rd.
    The n in nord stands for N’Wah.

    • @grugnotice7746
      @grugnotice7746 Рік тому +3

      N'Wahord. Das raycis.

    • @c.antoniojohnson7114
      @c.antoniojohnson7114 11 місяців тому +1

      I too am a scion of house Telvanni, proud dunmer. Skyrim really belongs to the dunmer.

  • @mizu7662
    @mizu7662 Рік тому +42

    #11 You are jealous they get to shout dragon swear words at people

  • @mehlessmidori602
    @mehlessmidori602 Рік тому +50

    I'll tell you one thing Dagoth, I'm sick and tired of Oflia Battle-Born mockingly asking if I'm scared at the sight of a proud Nord woman. Like bitch, your essential status is 'No', I didn't ask, and I'm always one annoying NPC quote away from casting Fury.

    • @Insane234
      @Insane234 Рік тому +12

      If only you can reply with "I don't know, when I see one I'll tell you"

    • @nicolefloof
      @nicolefloof Рік тому +7

      Casting fury and soul trap. Can’t have the poor nords in Sovngarde be harassed by her…

    • @ChristAliveForevermore
      @ChristAliveForevermore 8 місяців тому

      I marry her as a Nord (using mods) because of how proud of a Nord woman she is. Plus, to cuck Jon Battleborn.

    • @apelincoln
      @apelincoln 7 місяців тому +3

      Do you get to the clown district very often? Oh, what am I saying. Of course you do.

    • @natahndolar2142
      @natahndolar2142 7 днів тому +1

      I don’t get why they made the Battle-Borns so unlikable compared to the Grey-Manes. You even have to rescue the Grey-Mane’s son who was a prisoner by the Thalmor and the Battle-Borns who knew full well what was going on but still lied and even mocked one from other family for trying to confront them.

  • @JamestheFreak24
    @JamestheFreak24 Рік тому +64

    I'm sorry Dagoth but back when I first got into with the series with Morrowind in 2015 I started with a Nord and it has been my favorite race to play as, especially as a battle mage who truly honors his ancestors using the clever craft.

    • @reagan047
      @reagan047 Рік тому +6

      I was the same way my brother, Nords or nothing. However my most recent playthrough of Skyrim I am a Dunmer spellsword/alchemist. My friend I must say I will never go back, I will be a Dunmer from now on. I now understand that the N in nord stands for n’wah outlander.

    • @leepreston9637
      @leepreston9637 6 місяців тому

      Thalmor Justicator would like to know your location

  • @lukemorgan6166
    @lukemorgan6166 Рік тому +47

    Top ten reasons to like dark elves
    Thanks for watching

  • @ashenshepherd5246
    @ashenshepherd5246 Рік тому +44

    Thank you for your sermon Lord Dagoth. I’m glad to be here first to honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned.

    • @CursedSFMS
      @CursedSFMS Рік тому +1

      Thank you for your semon Lord Dagoth. I’m glad to be here first to honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned.

  • @allewis4008
    @allewis4008 Рік тому +24

    After wandering around in frozen Skyrim squalor, it's always refreshing to return to Morrowind and honor the Sixth house and the tribe unmourned

  • @paladinslash4721
    @paladinslash4721 Рік тому +40

    10 reasons to hate Altmer by Pelenial

    • @Aladayle
      @Aladayle Рік тому +4

      Following by him stroking out or literally exploding from rage

    • @joopyprofilestuff5778
      @joopyprofilestuff5778 Рік тому

      ​@@Aladayle Altmer fan?

    • @Aladayle
      @Aladayle Рік тому +2

      @@joopyprofilestuff5778 Not really I just thought it'd be something he'd do

    • @joopyprofilestuff5778
      @joopyprofilestuff5778 Рік тому +2

      @@Aladayle I mean... yeah

  • @evamocca1820
    @evamocca1820 Рік тому +17

    *Generic Nord casually strolling through Skyrim while dragging a cave troll down the road in a 1- armed headlock* “Ahhh~ what a beautiful day friend~ ... Dangers you say? Nonsense~”..... Nords are just built different lol

  • @baldian3
    @baldian3 Рік тому +27

    I do love how his voice sorta switches between English and his actual voice at random

  • @paulguimond9789
    @paulguimond9789 Рік тому +15

    "The Sixth House is risen and lord Dagoth is its glory!"

  • @Sceherzo
    @Sceherzo Рік тому +16

    Praise Dagoth Ur, I already hated the Nords, you don't have to sell it to me

  • @jacobislucas
    @jacobislucas Рік тому +19

    This video sponsored by the altmeri dominion

    • @sponge5196
      @sponge5196 Рік тому +4

      *Pelinal Whitestrake hated that

  • @Sentenalis
    @Sentenalis Рік тому +9

    As a Nord IRL, can confirm. Best race.

  • @bonkercube8974
    @bonkercube8974 Рік тому +18

    This Video is genius, these points could apply to just about any race from the elder scrolls.
    perfection!

  • @southanime
    @southanime 6 місяців тому +3

    The point about hygiene is, funnily, holds no water when you realize that there is no bathroom or bathtub on Morrowind, cyrodil or skyrim.

  • @gak9319
    @gak9319 Рік тому +7

    In a world where necromancy is commonplace, I do wonder how cremation isn't used more 🤔

  • @apackofhoboes
    @apackofhoboes Рік тому +7

    This sermon was outstanding Lord Dagoth Ur. I think we all know the Nords are lying to themselves when they say Skyrim is for the Nords. They are just trying to convince themselves.
    All praise to the Sixth House and the tribe unmourned. 🙏

  • @HGeorge1993
    @HGeorge1993 Рік тому +6

    "Almost cute, almost adorable, etc" either sake forgot his coffee when writing (or the ai did) or Dgoth has a thing for nords he is hiding badly 🤣

  • @jeniskindof
    @jeniskindof Рік тому +11

    You need 10? I just need one. they exist

  • @socialaccount0000
    @socialaccount0000 Рік тому +20

    Nord slander, at *my* sermon?
    Let me make one thing clear "Lord" Dagoth, *Skyrim belongs to the Nords* . Your kind ain't welcome in our cities nor our land, the Argonians aren't either but at least they got one thing right, that is trying to *kill* you knife ears.
    I don't care if I have to use the power of the Heart of Lorkhan, or a gods damned Elder Scroll, I *will* get Ysgrammor, Tsun, the 500 Companions, and any other Nord in Sovngarde to march back down to Nirn and commit Total Elf Death. Hell, maybe I'll invite Pelinal Whitestrake, he isn't a Nord to my knowledge but he knows how to kill an Elf as good as any of us.
    Begone from Skyrim, you masked exhibitionist, or we will shout "Total Elf Death" so loud it will rival the power of Dragonrend and force the concept of mortality back into you!

    • @allewis4008
      @allewis4008 Рік тому +7

      Threats from a N'wah barbarian 😅

    • @socialaccount0000
      @socialaccount0000 Рік тому

      ​@@allewis4008The same "barbarians" that defeat Alduin and smacked his ass to the fourth era? The same "barbarians" that are able to push the Empire and Thalmor out of Skyrim (so long as Dragonborn isnt an imperial dog) and speaking of Dragonborn, the same "barbarian" that is on the fucking *boxart* that shows for a fact that the last Dragonborn is a *Nord* . A *Nord* killed Alduin, a *Nord* pimp-slapped Miraak, a *Nord* shoved Auriel's Bow down Harkon's sphincter. And its (potentially) a Nord that frees Skyrim from the worthless, cowardly Imperial "legion" which surrendered to a bunch of knife ears.

    • @prest7166
      @prest7166 Рік тому +7

      Go back in atmoran n'wah

    • @socialaccount0000
      @socialaccount0000 Рік тому +3

      ​@@prest7166If I go back to Atmorah, I'm coming back with 500 Companions, and just ask the Falmer/"Snow" Elves just how much of a big deal that is, considering they willingly blinded themselves and put themselves into servitude to the Dwemer just to get away from us.

    • @Dany94256
      @Dany94256 Рік тому +4

      Pelinal did nothing wrong

  • @akuladoctor7355
    @akuladoctor7355 9 місяців тому +4

    "No i don't talk about bears they are more reasonable." Not racist a little bit.

  • @HouseOfLyftindor
    @HouseOfLyftindor 8 місяців тому +3

    Dagoth Ur is so powerful, he can change his accent mid sermon.

  • @aristoeldesarmado
    @aristoeldesarmado Рік тому +4

    So many languages on Nirn and Lord Dagoth decided to use the language of facts...

  • @natahndolar2142
    @natahndolar2142 7 днів тому +1

    0:25 “What’s wrong? Can’t stand the sight of a *strong Nord woman?”*

  • @flashrose2496
    @flashrose2496 Рік тому +7

    Lord dagoth Would you give out some of your reasons to hate imperials? . They seem okay to me but They love letting the high elves rule over their lands

    • @Dany94256
      @Dany94256 Рік тому +1

      Maybe they have actually heard of the High Elves!

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 3 місяці тому +1

      They pretend to like the Thalmor so they don't get sent to the shadow realm.

  • @salami99
    @salami99 Рік тому +5

    Lol the power point transitions are so serious

  • @christophervicknair545
    @christophervicknair545 7 місяців тому +4

    Great 10 reasons to love the Nords video thanks Dagoth

  • @MochicoArtemis
    @MochicoArtemis Рік тому +1

    0:24 Dagoth, whatkind of cursed imagery have you found? Is this how you honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned? What a grand and intoxicating innocence

  • @Chaoxide666
    @Chaoxide666 Рік тому +2

    Lord dagoth please never burn my eyes with such a image again. I almost went blind at the site of the strong Nordic women

  • @francescofulghieri9608
    @francescofulghieri9608 Рік тому +4

    nords have big muscles. me like

  • @OfficerIDPD
    @OfficerIDPD 6 місяців тому +1

    "Skyrim belongs to the Nords!"
    By all means, keep it, we dont want that shit

  • @pleb9243
    @pleb9243 Рік тому +3

    Of fucking course, when riffing on Nords the writing quality jumps exponentially
    Come on now

  • @GhostShiroyama
    @GhostShiroyama 5 місяців тому +1

    As a Nord, i can say in our defense that the cold weather & snow have frozen our brains [:

  • @tacticaltinkerbell
    @tacticaltinkerbell Рік тому +1

    this honors the 6th house and the tribe unmourned

  • @meleefox3218
    @meleefox3218 9 місяців тому +1

    Funny that the second picture he shows us while talking about how bad Nords are is of Tsun, who is not a Nord, but a god. A false god of Nord religion, but he's still not a Nord himself.

  • @Bog_Wizard
    @Bog_Wizard Рік тому +3

    Ah a pointy eared elf god telling me of how inferior I as a Nord am. How touching, now face the wall as I shout you into pieces. 😂

    • @berika0023
      @berika0023 5 місяців тому

      Ysmir tried to do the same to Vivec. It didn't end well when Kyne had to pick up his ashes after Vivec blasted him apart. This humiliating defeat by the Chimer is the entire reason why Graybeards came into existence.

  • @Leslie-w9k
    @Leslie-w9k Рік тому +1

    Dagoth ur I heard Talos has a bigger "sword".

  • @inkchariot6147
    @inkchariot6147 Рік тому +3

    Nords have a superiority complex.... just like every race other than the Bosmer and Argonians in this franchise.

  • @EthanAnderson-gt7gz
    @EthanAnderson-gt7gz 4 місяці тому

    Compelling argument, however *pulls out Wuuthrad*

  • @stevemitchell4663
    @stevemitchell4663 7 місяців тому

    that interesting pic of alduin honors the sixth house and the tribe unmourned.

  • @LB-hr9vu
    @LB-hr9vu 6 місяців тому

    all you had to say was the Stormcloaks. that's the Nords in a nutshell.

  • @stevenwillians9665
    @stevenwillians9665 Рік тому +2

    It funny dark elves are so proud too but nice video

  • @SilverJ17
    @SilverJ17 9 місяців тому

    0:56 Oh, come on, Dagoth, you could agree with this line. I know you could.

  • @bruhgod123
    @bruhgod123 3 місяці тому

    You forgot about the war crimes committed against the snow elves or falmer.

  • @ericcrabtree7075
    @ericcrabtree7075 5 місяців тому

    Imagine dagoths reaction when he finds out the Nerevarine was reincarnated as a Nord
    😱😱😱🤣😈

  • @chrismills2439
    @chrismills2439 5 місяців тому

    10 reasons to say why Tiber Septim was a Breton that passed as a Nord or 10 reasons that Tiber Septim was a nord who could pass as a breton

  • @stankmcdankton6204
    @stankmcdankton6204 Рік тому +6

    Lord Dagoth, your accent is... off-putting. You sound like a Breton.

  • @Infernal_Hellhound
    @Infernal_Hellhound Місяць тому

    10. They aren’t Dunmer
    9. They aren’t Dunmer
    8. They aren’t Dunmer
    7. They aren’t Dunmer
    6. They aren’t Dunmer
    5. They aren’t Dunmer
    4. They aren’t Dunmer
    3. They aren’t Dunmer
    2. They aren’t Dunmer
    1. They aren’t Dunmer

  • @somewhatreallycoolguy7439
    @somewhatreallycoolguy7439 Рік тому +1

    thank the divines this meme hasnt died yet

  • @noahtylerpritchett2682
    @noahtylerpritchett2682 Рік тому +1

    Number 7 is the only one that's true.
    Skyrim has been very imperialized compares to older games.

  • @turinhorse
    @turinhorse 18 днів тому

    The Nords built the World and invented everything.
    Dagoth and the farmtools are jealous.

  • @PapaPodo
    @PapaPodo Рік тому +2

    How about something more bold? Why you should hate Outlander Dunmer

  • @skylordthe1st
    @skylordthe1st Рік тому +1

    Dagoth Id like to know your thoughts on the skaal

  • @alexdevillier5196
    @alexdevillier5196 Рік тому

    I try to live everyday to show honor to the 6th house and the tribe unmourned. Forgive us Lord Dagoth we are just a grand and intoxicating innocence after all.

  • @victoryakujisawa5528
    @victoryakujisawa5528 Рік тому +1

    can my divine dagothur ur help me to pick a "great" houses in morrowind?

  • @christophermills7693
    @christophermills7693 9 місяців тому

    10 reasons why the snow elves might have been wronged by the atmorans (prenord)......

  • @teyanuputorti7927
    @teyanuputorti7927 9 місяців тому

    I’m pretty sure you can say this about the Dunmer

  • @donnkasten4111
    @donnkasten4111 5 місяців тому

    Not the bears, they are reasonable. 😂

  • @antoschka-5065
    @antoschka-5065 20 днів тому

    Atleast they didnt lose to garden tools🦖

  • @metlmario8886
    @metlmario8886 5 місяців тому

    I wonder if any of this is almost poetic.

  • @clanksshekels
    @clanksshekels 9 місяців тому +1

    You got to the end of the video but didn't start the list of reasons to hate them yet???

  • @joelmutt908
    @joelmutt908 Рік тому +1

    what's the name of the song playing in the background

  • @darkxorochi
    @darkxorochi Рік тому +2

    the fact that i heard they lost to mudcrabs yea I'm gonna say it don't give a shit Nords are officially Cringe

  • @JanosBanics
    @JanosBanics 2 місяці тому

    As a mixed dunmer/redguard. I can say we are all racist so we can't hate them for that. I'd argue that racism in tamriel is completely normal.

  • @whitestar7641
    @whitestar7641 5 місяців тому

    More reason to dislike the Nords, I mean some are okay, but still. Yay!! I started out loving the Nords before my second playthrough of Skyrim where I actually listened and read lore. I was a Stormcloak who was all about Skyrim for her people and Talos was a great god who deserved his place amongst the 9. Second time I played an Altmer, again always did like them, who listened to what the Stormcloaks and Ulfric was like, became an Imperial, Skyrim belongs to the Falmer should they ever gain some of their Ancient harmony back, and found out Talos was a liar, murderer, and even a necromancer. Yeah, I had such a hard 180 I'm surprised it didn't break my neck.

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 3 місяці тому

      So that's why the Thalmor hate Talos.

  • @ryancasey9763
    @ryancasey9763 9 місяців тому

    I'm really interested how much this is the poor writing of the devs part

  • @tevilblingbloing
    @tevilblingbloing 8 місяців тому

    Skyrim is a paradise... for DRAGONBORN that can kill dragon suck them souls and scream a nuke, then, make skyrim his playhouse and luckily in skyrim we are DRAGONBORN

  • @genghiskhan4460
    @genghiskhan4460 Рік тому +1

    Are you sure you are not talking about your homeland.

  • @ragnarokthewarchild5059
    @ragnarokthewarchild5059 6 місяців тому

    Dagoth ur about the nords hygiene I have but one question for you and it's have you ever tried to bath in a frozen tundra yourself before because if not then I'll say to you its better to be dirty then frozen cold and wet with shrinkage Dagoth ur

  • @victoryakujisawa5528
    @victoryakujisawa5528 Рік тому

    10 seconds in and iam convinced, i will join your my god under the mountain

  • @BansheeKing22
    @BansheeKing22 8 місяців тому

    As a nord I felt that lol

  • @ssilent8202
    @ssilent8202 Рік тому +1

    Sounds like someone is jealous 😊

  • @spdnb
    @spdnb Рік тому

    I know Dagoth Ur is talking about Nords...but this mans has *perfectly* described midwesterners😂
    (The first 7 or 8 reasons, anyway. Luckily, they know how to bury their dead up here 👍)

  • @Dokkaebi707
    @Dokkaebi707 Рік тому

    Lord Dagoth, what is your opinion on the Drukhari Eldar?

  • @HariboStarman
    @HariboStarman Рік тому

    Please do Redguard next! They’re my favorite race and most people have nothing bad to say about them, their culture is great

    • @ZakeandZach
      @ZakeandZach  Рік тому

      I already did in shorts

    • @HariboStarman
      @HariboStarman Рік тому

      @@ZakeandZach I saw that but hoping for a real one lol

  • @Kat5Gaming
    @Kat5Gaming Рік тому

    Say what you will about farm tools, but at least we argonians don't go around pretending that we're not living in the fantasy equivalent of the rust belt. Also, how are draugr so resilient when Nords don't drink milk? They should all be calcium-deficient. At least skeletons go down easy

  • @based_or_cringe
    @based_or_cringe Рік тому +2

    If you've only ever played skyrim as a nord you're allowed to like this comment

  • @Youraveragecultist
    @Youraveragecultist Рік тому +2

    Silence knife-ear

  • @nurrakugy5126
    @nurrakugy5126 Рік тому +3

    As a nord wizard i see this as an absolute loss

  • @grugnotice7746
    @grugnotice7746 Рік тому

    My name is Nate Hords and I hate Nords.

  • @Mustang-fu6on
    @Mustang-fu6on Рік тому

    I've just stopped to think and I know many people may have come to this conclusion before, but...
    As much as people talk about Morrowind (and the dunmer) being full of racists, Skyrim isn't much better.
    The Nords are racists against High Elves (just elves in general at any point), Khajiit (who can't even enter the cities), Argonians (who are forced to work the docks) and, of course, Dark Elves (who are forced to live in a slum).
    And, hear me out now, though there aren't any quotes outrightly saying it, Nords don't like Imperials, Redguards or Breton's either.
    I say Skyrim is just as much racist as Morrowind, from what I've seen so far.

  • @jba2048
    @jba2048 Рік тому

    ONLY 10?

  • @ThexVaultxTech
    @ThexVaultxTech Рік тому +1

    Dagoth Ur, what are your opinions on Tiber Septim taking an underaged girl as his wife?

    • @ZakeandZach
      @ZakeandZach  Рік тому +2

      Oh, is that LORE FOR CHRIS HANSEN?!

    • @ThexVaultxTech
      @ThexVaultxTech Рік тому

      He had the baby uhhh, "Indoril Nerevar at Red Mountain with Tribunal" if you see my meaning, and then cast her out.
      Barenziah, BTW

  • @WolfHaley_HDtv
    @WolfHaley_HDtv Рік тому +1

    My lord…🤣

  • @insaniam_convertunt_scientiam
    @insaniam_convertunt_scientiam 11 місяців тому

    Just 10?

  • @gabreal186
    @gabreal186 7 місяців тому

    Can you make a video about Redguard crime rate in the dog empire ?

  • @ejyapop55
    @ejyapop55 Рік тому +2

    Bro is a hater

  • @falmerflamingo
    @falmerflamingo 5 місяців тому

    nords are gonna be on suicide watch after this LMAO

    • @uptown_rider8078
      @uptown_rider8078 5 місяців тому

      Ironic

    • @falmerflamingo
      @falmerflamingo 5 місяців тому

      @@uptown_rider8078 wym?

    • @uptown_rider8078
      @uptown_rider8078 5 місяців тому

      @@falmerflamingo You’re talking about other people being suicide watch while you have that profile pic

    • @falmerflamingo
      @falmerflamingo 5 місяців тому

      @@uptown_rider8078 you sound mentally deficient

    • @uptown_rider8078
      @uptown_rider8078 5 місяців тому

      @@falmerflamingo Once again very ironic. Let me know when you figure out which bathroom you want to use

  • @BrunoSchmidt-e6h
    @BrunoSchmidt-e6h Рік тому

    I loved how that dummer fan makes his videos, such a good personality that ogfthis Dagoth ur, im learning elder scrolls lore right here kkkkkkk

  • @engelostermann7203
    @engelostermann7203 Рік тому

    Khajiit > Everyone Else

  • @samayayusifova8498
    @samayayusifova8498 Рік тому

    ❤👍🌹