Live Stream #1 | The Tim Dillon Show

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @ringodooby
    @ringodooby 4 роки тому +181

    The only thing that will survive this apocalypse is my perfectly set stone.

  • @lukazubic3909
    @lukazubic3909 4 роки тому +89

    Best thing about corona is podcast Dillon every day

    • @hammer326
      @hammer326 4 роки тому +6

      Podcasts by Jeweler Tim Dillon

  • @dominoautonomy4750
    @dominoautonomy4750 4 роки тому +54

    I love how you speak the truth and make it fun. The only time I'm laughing lately is when I watch this show. ❤ stay healthy

    • @aryka922
      @aryka922 4 роки тому +3

      Same. Tim is my only reprieve.

  • @sangyedorje
    @sangyedorje 3 роки тому +32

    This is The voice of a man who isn’t on good terms with his aunt.

  • @MenTaLisKing
    @MenTaLisKing 4 роки тому +24

    Thank you for making these bonus Live Streams public!! I wanted to watch the last one yall did in the morning but by the time I woke up it was unlisted :/

  • @stinkwink695
    @stinkwink695 4 роки тому +18

    Listening to this 5 months late, Tim is a genius. He called so many things that are happening now.

  • @cecilyt006
    @cecilyt006 4 роки тому +8

    No joke, this is the most insightful commentary on the virus I have heard to date.

  • @marknova420
    @marknova420 4 роки тому +70

    "its like a chipotle but with bats"
    China: "write that down, write that down!"

    • @cdavid469
      @cdavid469 4 роки тому +1

      Rite dat down, rite dat down, almost sounds like a name too

  • @giannidescalzo2101
    @giannidescalzo2101 4 роки тому +32

    Tim Dillon is so handsome. I could watch him Livestream about anything.

  • @jibba1681
    @jibba1681 4 роки тому +57

    Sunday and Monday pod? Jesus Christ these really are the end times

    • @kggregorie
      @kggregorie 4 роки тому +1

      There was a full 2am Saturday morning test livecast too....strange days

    • @jakeskriel2134
      @jakeskriel2134 4 роки тому

      PRISON MIKE

  • @dwightdraper2767
    @dwightdraper2767 3 роки тому +17

    Tim was open to the whole engineered/ lab leak thing. He’s been proven right now. Intelligent guy

  • @ShoesMagoo
    @ShoesMagoo 3 роки тому +9

    Big Timmy-D calling the VP pick way back in March. Also spot on with his assessment of AOC. You're the voice of America, goodsir.

  • @jrudokas3141
    @jrudokas3141 4 роки тому +4

    Your comical interpretation of the destructiveness of mythological thinking is inspirational in a profound way - especially if you come to the table while looking through the seeds of time with clear vision. I'm still fascinated that you can read folks like Hedges and Chomsky and get awesome material out of that in a general way. Anywhooo Thanks for the laughter; it's helped.

  • @Cuyt24
    @Cuyt24 4 роки тому +40

    Tim Dillon looks like an employee at Ross Dress for Less.

  • @scottthompson4557
    @scottthompson4557 4 роки тому +34

    I have blood diamonds. Will trade for essential oils and Gypsy crystals.

    • @MrJonsonville5
      @MrJonsonville5 4 роки тому +1

      If you had toilet paper, you woulda had a deal. Don't need a bloody asshole Scott.

    • @matthewgonzales1878
      @matthewgonzales1878 4 роки тому

      Interested here.

    • @scottthompson4557
      @scottthompson4557 4 роки тому

      Oh I have tee pee too. Just trying to move old product first ޓކހރ-ލއއބޚ

    • @scottthompson4557
      @scottthompson4557 4 роки тому

      David CJ and I thought Tim was gay.... wow. Your making gay people look bad everywhere. Leave the comedy to Tim P-LEASE.

  • @chrisgomes726
    @chrisgomes726 4 роки тому +27

    Case Totals and Death Totals First !!!

  • @handlelife6733
    @handlelife6733 4 роки тому +9

    "that's a real Willy Wonka boat ride through the abyss"

  • @PodCastables
    @PodCastables 4 роки тому +38

    Just when you think this virus is ruining everything,Tim's gonna give us a extra episode every week I'm all for the apocalypse as long as I can go out under the Stern sage words of tim dillion,wu-han 4 life

    • @PodCastables
      @PodCastables 4 роки тому

      @Black Horse it's people like you why theres a virus killing everyone,thank you

  • @ronin_11b94
    @ronin_11b94 4 роки тому +30

    If Brendan Shawmb can be a “comedian” I can be a scientist.

  • @FlippyHambone
    @FlippyHambone 4 роки тому +6

    I buy all my jewelry from Tim and can vouch for this company.

  • @kobe24fan8
    @kobe24fan8 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you, Tim. Keep umm coming. It is appreciated.

  • @couchman-sw6jy
    @couchman-sw6jy 4 роки тому +4

    Yes Tim and Ben I need you guys in these trying times

  • @bonka_mann
    @bonka_mann 4 роки тому +6

    Gonna have to join this patreon. My kid had enough food

  • @scrcrzy21
    @scrcrzy21 4 роки тому +4

    they should put this series in a corona time capsule

  • @powershift2024
    @powershift2024 4 роки тому +1

    LOVE THE POD TIM!!! I don't think a lot of people understand what's actually going to happen in the next couple of weeks. I'd be surprised if the National Guard WASN'T called out to hotspots for total lockdown. A lot of people not taking it seriously, really sucks for the rest of us. KEEP THE PODS COMING PLEASE!!!

  • @thairivera
    @thairivera 4 роки тому +9

    “You guys, you gotta get a little smarter than this” 😂🤣😂

    • @couchman-sw6jy
      @couchman-sw6jy 4 роки тому

      I love when he goes after his dumbass fans 😂

    • @angelfortruth12
      @angelfortruth12 4 роки тому +1

      You can tell someone to get up in the morning, doesn’t mean they will wake up.

  • @Fabian080690
    @Fabian080690 5 місяців тому +3

    Saw this live 4 years ago, can't believe I've thrown my life to the garbage since.

  • @bobbywhitaker8872
    @bobbywhitaker8872 2 роки тому +1

    Fact checking this 2 years later. It checks out.

  • @scottp.548
    @scottp.548 4 роки тому +3

    We're about a month away from a full time Fyre Festival.

  • @acheesylasagna8636
    @acheesylasagna8636 4 роки тому +1

    Love that Tim called Louis and got em panicked about being quarantined in NY! Real ass dude of the week

  • @mmmatthews9135
    @mmmatthews9135 4 роки тому +5

    Tim Dillon throwing out the mason sign lol.

  • @KK-if9pq
    @KK-if9pq 7 місяців тому

    I’m watching this in April 2024 and it’s still hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @williammerriman439
    @williammerriman439 4 роки тому +16

    Hey Tim just so you know, I can stay awake in my bed and listen when you wear a RED shirt, but when you wear a blue shirt I fall asleep :/ please change what you wear SIMPLY for just 1 of your fans. Drop everything and do exactly what I say.

    • @stinkwink695
      @stinkwink695 4 роки тому +5

      That makes no sense, blue light keeps you awake, go to the emergency room.

    • @spencermanyet5336
      @spencermanyet5336 4 роки тому +2

      @@stinkwink695 clearly will is concussed. Don't you know we have to do everything they say or we're ableist? It's a knife fight out there!

    • @gusjohnson0235
      @gusjohnson0235 4 роки тому +2

      Yes or yes?

  • @kaiyote4717
    @kaiyote4717 4 роки тому +1

    This podcast is keeping me sane

  • @Marcus-143
    @Marcus-143 4 роки тому +2

    Always know ive an hour accounted for when i see Tim Dillon in my subscription feed.

  • @sandiegan81
    @sandiegan81 4 роки тому +5

    I'm 15 minutes away in Kirkland and we are at 904 cases and 48 deaths

    • @poyaispanic5269
      @poyaispanic5269 4 роки тому

      On track to have hospitals cordoned off by national guard, 3 -4 weeks from today. Enough time left to party, am I right?!

    • @powershift2024
      @powershift2024 4 роки тому

      Those numbers will go up like a rocket once full testing is underway. Stay safe.

    • @downtownneonlights
      @downtownneonlights 4 роки тому

      All the best, from Australia.

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 4 роки тому

      shadyshawn trismegistus 😂😂😂

  • @xSirDudex
    @xSirDudex 4 роки тому +8

    I finally got my Jewels! Now I can live that jewel life. This is the greatest day.

    • @cecilyt006
      @cecilyt006 4 роки тому

      BOOM. I wish I was you.

  • @PhilSNight
    @PhilSNight 4 роки тому +2

    these need to be longer

  • @thairivera
    @thairivera 4 роки тому +11

    I’m just here for the vaccine 💉

  • @hectorrivero2173
    @hectorrivero2173 25 днів тому +1

    This is historical ❤❤❤

  • @GigiBellia
    @GigiBellia 4 роки тому +2

    Chris Penn came back from the dead to save us.

  • @jams7148
    @jams7148 4 роки тому

    FUCK MAN I FUCKING BUMMED I MISSED THE LIVE STREAM! this was fucking amazing pod hope you keep it goin

  • @daltonbradford6335
    @daltonbradford6335 4 роки тому +1

    Death tolls rising, people coughing. Asses going paperless . Just life in the big city .

  • @stevencharles9273
    @stevencharles9273 4 роки тому

    THANK YOU TIM, MY JEWELS ARE ALMOST HERE!!!

  • @k_davis3752
    @k_davis3752 4 роки тому +2

    Kamala prediction stuck 😏 nice call, Tim

  • @03obietrice
    @03obietrice 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks Tim and Ben. I am still out there pushing the dream of Jewels. I have the decal for the back window of my car. It's official you know?

  • @mr.hostetter855
    @mr.hostetter855 4 роки тому +2

    I used to have a shirt like that, then my dad got a job.

  • @metamentality9818
    @metamentality9818 3 роки тому

    It's for the record-breaking electronic sales year

  • @marduchok
    @marduchok 4 роки тому +14

    Audio has breaks, Ben should improve his sound game.

  • @sbcbuilds5517
    @sbcbuilds5517 4 роки тому +1

    35:08 Ben gettin pissed lol

  • @KB-eh6vx
    @KB-eh6vx 4 роки тому

    One block from Kirkland. 3 blocks from Evergreen hospital. I'm at ground zero. #WatchSeattle #EyesOn #Godspeed

  • @Freddie_Dunning-Kruger_Jr.
    @Freddie_Dunning-Kruger_Jr. 3 роки тому

    Today is Nov 8th 2021, and this is surreal

  • @kb-cx3tk
    @kb-cx3tk 4 роки тому +12

    Tim's pulling that Joe Rogan trying to distance himself from conspiracy theories after making a majority of his fans with them

    • @TheworldengineBeeps
      @TheworldengineBeeps 4 роки тому +8

      k b are you a schizophrenic he was talking about

    • @ProudFilthyCasual
      @ProudFilthyCasual 4 роки тому +4

      Weird how once they started rubbing shoulders with generally much more intelligent groups of people, they got educated and changed their views. Odd that's a negative to you.

    • @kb-cx3tk
      @kb-cx3tk 4 роки тому +6

      @@ProudFilthyCasual you know what's even more odd? You twisting a completely neutral and benign observation I made and declaring I stated something completely different.

    • @AnonymousFREEZEpOp1
      @AnonymousFREEZEpOp1 4 роки тому +5

      He's just not into the ridiculous conspiracies. He wants people to think about it before asking questions.

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 4 роки тому

      shadyshawn trismegistus this comment will age GREAT

  • @aarteestmj4958
    @aarteestmj4958 4 роки тому +2

    They have never isolated the "vlrus". So there isn't and has never been a verified test for it by scientific qualifications.

  • @RUFFRAWKS
    @RUFFRAWKS 4 роки тому +2

    Tim the Walmart Enforcer Dillon

    • @RUFFRAWKS
      @RUFFRAWKS 4 роки тому +2

      Ex blockbuster body guard

  • @marcosramos3829
    @marcosramos3829 4 роки тому +2

    Tim did it again he predicted that Kamala Harris gets picked for Vice president for Joe Biden

  • @phillipmele4448
    @phillipmele4448 10 місяців тому

    Four of those 5 deaths were people who were in severe motor vehicle crashes but happened to also have Covid.

  • @esoteric_erica
    @esoteric_erica 4 роки тому +1

    Connor Morgan, Arlington Texas isn't the worst city in the US. You need to travel dude, LOL! I love DFW and live in Arlington, I grew up in Kilgore. It's nice being close to so much w/o being in the midst of a crowded metropolitan.

    • @mmhoss
      @mmhoss 4 роки тому +1

      Binghamton NY is probably the worst, it was voted most depressing by a number of sites and publications

  • @michaelandrews4783
    @michaelandrews4783 4 роки тому +1

    This is the opposite of Murdoch and fox news

  • @magic___window
    @magic___window 4 роки тому

    Tim you're looking very sultry today... Fuck yeah haha

  • @jim0_o
    @jim0_o 4 роки тому

    49:27 Dylan didn't say the US WAS going to have UBI etc. before the week is over he said it NEEDs/SHOULD have this to to deal with the situation.

  • @MeticulousTechTV
    @MeticulousTechTV 4 роки тому +4

    Tim lookin' pretttttyyy greasy

  • @bradleyrayson2955
    @bradleyrayson2955 4 роки тому

    Tim you (and Ben) have been working hard as fuck. In this dark time this Coronacast is the best. Love you dude. Trump is a fuckin pee brain

  • @ShantyIrishman
    @ShantyIrishman 4 роки тому +1

    Is it a complete coincidence Ben sounds exactly like Redban, or is that how he got the job?

    • @danielroy7739
      @danielroy7739 4 роки тому

      I was just thinking the same thing, gotta be somewhat smarter than Brian I hope

  • @loobrad
    @loobrad 4 роки тому +1

    Get em Tim !!!! and Ben.

  • @quantum7690
    @quantum7690 4 роки тому

    The Schumann resonance is a pseudo concept that the frequency of the earth is speeding up and time is going by faster making things easier to achieve and faster evolution

  • @funnilyenough8733
    @funnilyenough8733 4 роки тому

    Tim is going to be in Good Talk

  • @bigfoot7688
    @bigfoot7688 4 роки тому

    I live in seattle and no one gives a fuck. No ones dying on the streets shit hasn't changed. Less traffic, so I hope this keeps going for a while

  • @goldencheese7247
    @goldencheese7247 4 роки тому +5

    Wow, that shirt let's you look super hunky.

  • @kungfujones1
    @kungfujones1 4 роки тому

    Tim dressed up for this.

  • @plnkfloydian7814
    @plnkfloydian7814 2 роки тому

    I know jewels by podcaster Tim Dillon is fake business but he talks about it with such authority and passion I genuinely want to sell these fake jewels 💎

  • @natenarcisian3851
    @natenarcisian3851 4 роки тому

    I bought 8 packs of bacon today.
    Fuck toilet paper baby I'm eating that BACON

  • @csensabaugh
    @csensabaugh 4 роки тому

    we need another stream asap

  • @Skivsamlaren
    @Skivsamlaren 4 роки тому +1

    Stop pointing that fucking gun at my dad!

    • @ldobbs2384
      @ldobbs2384 2 роки тому

      Guy tried to fuck me in my father's office.

  • @FrancodeChicago
    @FrancodeChicago 4 роки тому

    Tim is the younger, shaven, east coast version of Alex Jones

  • @lanceread2446
    @lanceread2446 4 роки тому +1

    I'm gonna send kids to sell my jewels from podcaster Tim Dillon. Kinda like the scouts, but successful

  • @sydney727
    @sydney727 4 роки тому

    It’s June 6th 2020. if you didn’t get your piece of the American pie...there is no longer any more pie.

    • @tamapajamas
      @tamapajamas 4 роки тому

      One month later and everything’s worse 🙃

  • @alexanderkejmar6291
    @alexanderkejmar6291 3 місяці тому

    22:32 rothchilds small fries compared to the jesuits as a whole

  • @tarico4436
    @tarico4436 3 роки тому +1

    1:11. "We do have the vaccine." Soooooo funny back in March of 2020. Funny again second listen later that same week. Funny again when I rewatched this episode another six or seven times. But now, finally, in December of 2021, it's not so funny.

  • @Sprite_525
    @Sprite_525 4 роки тому

    From manager at Best Buy to manager of strip club with that open chest button down. Bold, baby!

  • @FlippyHambone
    @FlippyHambone 4 роки тому +1

    1:08 Jajajajajajajajajajaja!!!!!

  • @prophetoverprofit
    @prophetoverprofit 4 роки тому +1

    When Tim decide this blue was his color?

  • @andrewjokeke
    @andrewjokeke 3 місяці тому

    Thought he was drinking a bottle of vodka

  • @oliverbrady427
    @oliverbrady427 4 роки тому +1

    Has the virus slowed sales of the jewelry?

  • @CrityCrit
    @CrityCrit 3 роки тому

    Yeah I live right next to Bridgeport all factory’s did move it’s all over can confirm

  • @mr.justice7535
    @mr.justice7535 4 роки тому

    14:54 GREAT question!

  • @unoduetrem540
    @unoduetrem540 4 роки тому

    100 deaths away from 1 FREE death

  • @MrBigczech
    @MrBigczech 4 роки тому

    Best Patreon.....Only Patreon

  • @thankyou329
    @thankyou329 4 роки тому

    The first politician who takes the #CoronaChallenge has my vote! Here's looking at you, Biden.

  • @deevilknievel
    @deevilknievel 4 роки тому

    Lol drivers license

  • @michaeljoseph2827
    @michaeljoseph2827 4 роки тому +2

    Ben's green hat. Y'all looking like the Mario Bros

  • @carol7548
    @carol7548 4 роки тому

    Nice shirt Tim.

  • @monkeybone1485
    @monkeybone1485 4 роки тому +1

    What’s going to happen to all the homeless people in San Francisco that can’t go inside and quarantine themselves?

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 4 роки тому

      What do u think?

  • @astrayadventurer4450
    @astrayadventurer4450 4 роки тому

    Can't wait for Batotle

  • @snarskisart
    @snarskisart 9 місяців тому +1

    2024

  • @Anita_Backrub
    @Anita_Backrub Рік тому

    Whaaaaat? ! 😂😂😂

  • @F_And
    @F_And 3 роки тому +1

    39:00 Called it!

  • @HelloSpyMyLie
    @HelloSpyMyLie 4 роки тому

    Tim lookin fit ♨️

  • @91okie27
    @91okie27 4 роки тому

    The system works... For them

  • @B4rt5ch4t
    @B4rt5ch4t 4 роки тому

    Everyone on your social media is now a "content" producer. Tune in to everyone you know and watch them do YOGA tonite at 8 on FB. The window into the life of others is now jammed open. God help us all.