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  • Опубліковано 4 вер 2020
  • Tim goes off this week on people that love the outdoors, the child he'd like to raise, the wealthy's perspective on the ongoing culture war, and Tim shows his support for the military!
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  • @TimDillonShow
    @TimDillonShow  3 роки тому +120

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    • @jsnow7775
      @jsnow7775 3 роки тому +7

      Tim dillon got bigger teets than pam anderson lol

    • @lotevalencia
      @lotevalencia 3 роки тому +2

      Man, they really got to Tim apparently they're making him get in single-file line and he is obeying his master you better stick to the script or else cancel culture is coming for you next oh yeah Trump 2020

    • @mathewmara2184
      @mathewmara2184 3 роки тому +2

      @@jsnow7775 We know that's you Ben Avery

    • @FBicoolshaman
      @FBicoolshaman 3 роки тому

      Tim I just pushed a kidney stones out of the my dick its was so painful and now you have made my day better with the show thank you

    • @easycrypt8057
      @easycrypt8057 3 роки тому

      Really getting sick of this undercover Antifa pervert.
      "What has POTUS ever done for anyone else?" Everything since 2015??
      Absolute degenerate.

  • @alexanderstroh920
    @alexanderstroh920 3 роки тому +1207

    Finally the return of Ralph Lauren’s number one male model.

    • @blackasinc
      @blackasinc 3 роки тому +11

      Facts.

    • @m.e.5313
      @m.e.5313 3 роки тому +8

      Destination XL *

    • @daeneydirusso4069
      @daeneydirusso4069 3 роки тому +13

      He’s also the most successful podcaster on Earth

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer 3 роки тому +4

      M.E. That’s Ricky Bobby’s sponsor

    • @Danaugrego
      @Danaugrego 3 роки тому +1

      Polo way of life

  • @movememan
    @movememan 3 роки тому +632

    Tim Dillon is the perfect commentator for the apocalypse.

    • @maximusaralieous1728
      @maximusaralieous1728 3 роки тому +19

      Would love to hear him screaming for an hour on a GTA conspiracy radio station. New Lazlow.
      Excerpt 'Lady's and gentlemen, the end has finally come! There's been reports of some guy out there stealing cars, robbing banks and killing people. En. Mass. He's killed like what,' turns away from Mic, 'a million people?', back to Mic, 'A MILLION FUCKING PEOPLE!! The Anti fuckin Christ is upon us folks. I've been telling you all this for years, yes or yes?'
      Or something like that, only much funnier.

    • @DH-ij9pe
      @DH-ij9pe 3 роки тому +5

      @@maximusaralieous1728 OMG. I never thought of this. We all need to contact Rockstar and GET THIS MAN in the newest GTA when it releases. This idea is amazing.

    • @maximusaralieous1728
      @maximusaralieous1728 3 роки тому +3

      @@DH-ij9pe haha, thanks, I agree.

    • @markcampbell8158
      @markcampbell8158 3 роки тому

      You may be right, he is so funny in these hard times.

    • @AnnaZombi
      @AnnaZombi 3 роки тому

      All commentators come in pairs- whose his other half?

  • @samlichtensteinthemovie
    @samlichtensteinthemovie 3 роки тому +302

    “If I have a child I will encourage him to be a financial criminal “ needs to be the title of Tims autobiography

    • @gazicj
      @gazicj 3 роки тому +2

      niiiiice-ur on to something

    • @williamthompson8282
      @williamthompson8282 3 роки тому +1

      As I was reading this, he was saying it on the podcast. What are the chances of that?

  • @stevegrandmusic
    @stevegrandmusic 3 роки тому +176

    Tim made me appreciate comedy on a whole new level. That last bit has the complexity of a symphony; the spontaneity of jazz. All loose ends tied together like great novel. Timely and tragic and disturbing and above all fucking hilarious. So damn good.

    • @deathbeforeslavery3582
      @deathbeforeslavery3582 3 роки тому +3

      I share your affinity for Timmy D.!

    • @allthemarbles5465
      @allthemarbles5465 3 роки тому +10

      As someone who has conversed with some big money people. This isn't just art. It'll probably be almost prophetic. we just haven't hit the Final part of the bit yet.

    • @anirudhupadhyay695
      @anirudhupadhyay695 2 роки тому +2

      Pure genius.

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman Рік тому

      Just because he is a comedian, doesnt make any performance piece 'comedy'.
      If I would describe that last bit, and not be so douchey in trying hard like you did. I would say, it like a spoken graphic novel ending/comic book scene. Very well done.

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage 8 місяців тому

      @@Stoney-JacksmanYou saying his opinion was douchey and tryhard just to compare it to a COMIC BOOK is incredibly douchey. I would have kept scrolling but you replied almost 2 years after they made their comment so I feel justified replying to your bitch ass 3 months late. "Oh the things he likes aren't cooool enough. It's more like the stuff I like! His cool stuff is 'douchey.'" L. o. l.

  • @Hshshdfb
    @Hshshdfb 3 роки тому +1251

    Ben is back, the world is safe.

    • @low-keyas-me6776
      @low-keyas-me6776 3 роки тому +31

      “No one is essential “

    • @Reginald_Harrison
      @Reginald_Harrison 3 роки тому +40

      Tim and Ben are magical together.

    • @SuperLazyCat
      @SuperLazyCat 3 роки тому +66

      Ben makes it so much better with the laughs

    • @justingaudette7447
      @justingaudette7447 3 роки тому +42

      Bruh that last episode with the random kid behind the computer stressed me out lmao
      , glad to see Ben is back also 💪

    • @stevencharles9273
      @stevencharles9273 3 роки тому +50

      I actually taped a piece of paper over that dude’s entire body on my tv because he wasn’t Ben.

  • @alexanderabdskyy
    @alexanderabdskyy 3 роки тому +413

    The GOAT of podcasting has returned.

    • @mikesmith406
      @mikesmith406 3 роки тому +7

      He would be...but hes lazy af..one podcast a week...what kind of sorry work ethic is that?..

    • @matjcarter
      @matjcarter 3 роки тому +34

      Ben?

    • @lore6803
      @lore6803 3 роки тому +4

      @@matjcarter hahahah

    • @mmhoss
      @mmhoss 3 роки тому +4

      Ben

    • @jmtas4
      @jmtas4 3 роки тому +6

      @@mikesmith406 he'll be co-host of tfatk and convert Brendumb Schlaub to gayday soon enough

  • @CrudForge
    @CrudForge 3 роки тому +607

    Friendship with Joe Rogan ended, now Tim Dillon is my best friend.

  • @Cuyt24
    @Cuyt24 3 роки тому +490

    Tim Dillon got a haircut. He's trying to get that Gymshark sponsorship.

    • @JoseQuintanaMex
      @JoseQuintanaMex 3 роки тому +20

      Need to find out who his barber was and then send them both to jail.

    • @TomTomTom87
      @TomTomTom87 3 роки тому +2

      so did his little "weird Al" side kick

    • @BostonBlues
      @BostonBlues 3 роки тому +3

      he's going for Lululemon

    • @jmtas4
      @jmtas4 3 роки тому +2

      Total setup

    • @chadbraxton7835
      @chadbraxton7835 3 роки тому +2

      Looks like a Kennedy

  • @amoghviswanath8264
    @amoghviswanath8264 3 роки тому +55

    "We are all radicalised by our self-interest"
    Beautiful.

  • @TrezlySnipes
    @TrezlySnipes 3 роки тому +44

    “Good luck dressing up as Sexy Derrick Chauvin.” 😂😭💀

  • @Conservative1001BG
    @Conservative1001BG 3 роки тому +388

    I missed Ben. He is an essential worker.

    • @steveh.7268
      @steveh.7268 3 роки тому +16

      I didn't mind the fill in, but he wasn't Ben and that alone made everything he did annoying

    • @kruzedarling9347
      @kruzedarling9347 3 роки тому +5

      If you don’t mind mr. @Politcs1001BG let me rephrase your statement. Ben is a Hero. Thank you your honor I rest my case.

    • @bonesmckenzie3115
      @bonesmckenzie3115 3 роки тому +11

      I love YMH, but the over-the-top laughter from the producers is a bit much sometimes. Ben's laughter is always genuine and at the right levels. It feels right with Ben back.

    • @imrippingthefuckingheadoff
      @imrippingthefuckingheadoff Рік тому

      :(

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan Рік тому

      😭😭😭😭

  • @gabes3dvideos
    @gabes3dvideos 3 роки тому +309

    Red polo has GQ magazine staffers scrambling...they thought they had a holiday weekend off...but blue polo is OUT

    • @williamsutherland1175
      @williamsutherland1175 3 роки тому +3

      Got that blue pony tho. Honestly, the navy polo is the surest leading indicator he’s about to go off, but the red ended up pretty good tonight.

    • @Dino_Medici
      @Dino_Medici 3 роки тому

      Haha

    • @nation5478
      @nation5478 3 роки тому

      Blues went out with Jong-nam

    • @davidcarpenter6631
      @davidcarpenter6631 3 роки тому +1

      Red is really big this season. Tim Dillon the fashionista

    • @asopher
      @asopher 3 роки тому +2

      He’s working at Target this week. Maybe back to Best But next week

  • @timothysummers3807
    @timothysummers3807 3 роки тому +176

    Dude i love the fact this guy is getting serious recognition. I live for his podcasts

  • @pitowil6321
    @pitowil6321 3 роки тому +288

    Ben is back

  • @jakechilton1066
    @jakechilton1066 Рік тому +11

    You know tims snapping when Bens doing the autism dance

  • @caderlocke8869
    @caderlocke8869 3 роки тому +300

    Come for Tim's jokes.
    Stay for Ben's reactions.

  • @Supermoney97
    @Supermoney97 3 роки тому +229

    I postponed a peaceful protest for this

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer 3 роки тому +4

      fiery but otherwise peaceful and well behaved

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 3 роки тому

      I thought those don’t exist anymore🤔

    • @blindthrall
      @blindthrall 3 роки тому

      @@dogzer Hey now, fire is above politics.

  • @madisunn
    @madisunn 3 роки тому +132

    Finally, the driving force of my week has arrived.

  • @daledan-tony8722
    @daledan-tony8722 3 роки тому +132

    Y’know?
    Y’know...
    Y’know!
    Y’know.
    Same word but completely different meanings to Tim.

    • @enlightenedeyes4790
      @enlightenedeyes4790 3 роки тому +1

      That’s how it is in New Jersey/New York Lol same with “You good?”

    • @gazicj
      @gazicj 3 роки тому +1

      that’s bc he’s a genius. a verbal shakespeare. a walking nobel prize.

  • @pt2hays
    @pt2hays 3 роки тому +253

    Ben looks like a young SS German soldier.
    No he does.

    • @ivanaquino9661
      @ivanaquino9661 3 роки тому +41

      Yes or yes

    • @Jaz_zo
      @Jaz_zo 3 роки тому +14

      Yeah germans rocked the undercut 100 years ago. If you know you know.

    • @rmasco71
      @rmasco71 3 роки тому +15

      Benjamin Himmler

    • @waurbenyeger
      @waurbenyeger 3 роки тому +11

      JA MEIN FUHRER, SEHR GUT.

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 3 роки тому +1

      Nazi Light - Less Filling!

  • @chrish1129
    @chrish1129 3 роки тому +94

    Tim is lookin sharp today

    • @williamsutherland1175
      @williamsutherland1175 3 роки тому

      kinda Man in the High Castle chic.

    • @jordanholmes9870
      @jordanholmes9870 3 роки тому +5

      He hit the big n tall shop and yelled “I don’t need a mask! Do you know who I am?!?!”

    • @jmtas4
      @jmtas4 3 роки тому

      Ain't nuthin sharp about Tim's body. Kool Aid man is suing for copyright.

    • @shimmerglittershinesparkle
      @shimmerglittershinesparkle Місяць тому

      Cute ❤

  • @colematthews7535
    @colematthews7535 3 роки тому +32

    “What are you, Terence McKenna?” That rant was probably the best yet Tim

    • @RichardJanvrinYT
      @RichardJanvrinYT 3 роки тому

      Great avatar

    • @1qaz722
      @1qaz722 3 роки тому +1

      Terence Mckenna was close with Tim Leary, a scion of Allister Crowley who decided to carry on his work.

  • @mmhoss
    @mmhoss 3 роки тому +149

    Ben has returned to the pod, nature is healing.

  • @peds8345
    @peds8345 3 роки тому +78

    I'm scared this podcast will get tooo big then ppl will come after Tim. This shit is just getting better and better

    • @grayson0916
      @grayson0916 3 роки тому +1

      Im sure Sexy Derek Chauvin will come back to bite him lmao

    • @alonemusk2312
      @alonemusk2312 Рік тому

      fuck they/them

  • @truthsocialmedia
    @truthsocialmedia 3 роки тому +212

    Tim is protecting himself against covaids by avoiding Wifi . That’s science.

    • @BlueprintsForHeadaches
      @BlueprintsForHeadaches 3 роки тому +10

      He just has to avoid the 5G

    • @weston7585
      @weston7585 3 роки тому +5

      @@BlueprintsForHeadaches masks prevent 5g maybe

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer 3 роки тому +6

      He needs to wear tinfoil facemask for 5G protection

    • @stoybtorn
      @stoybtorn 3 роки тому +5

      @@dogzer tin foil doesnt exist anymore, only aluminium foil which doesnt block the waves

    • @BlueprintsForHeadaches
      @BlueprintsForHeadaches 3 роки тому +1

      Jose Díaz emf shielding would stop the 5g efficiently

  • @slowmopoke
    @slowmopoke 3 роки тому +98

    I'm showing up to work this Halloween in black-face.

    • @tewekdenahom485
      @tewekdenahom485 3 роки тому +8

      Don't expect a handshake

    • @closer20jc
      @closer20jc 3 роки тому +13

      Do it. No more tiptoeing around these snowflakes.

    • @CitizensofRev
      @CitizensofRev 3 роки тому +9

      closer20jc better yet come in white face covered in cocaine

    • @jbird3
      @jbird3 3 роки тому +3

      Its just what it is

    • @rayn_0ff
      @rayn_0ff 3 роки тому +4

      Nice but... Try something different. Yellow face

  • @jonathandeutsch4010
    @jonathandeutsch4010 3 роки тому +17

    As a restaurant person, the rush he's talking about is the best part of the job. The sense of accomplishment when it's over is like touring the beaches of Normandy the day after.. Its an amazing feeling.

  • @davidbrooks7373
    @davidbrooks7373 3 роки тому +43

    The last bit was amazing - an innovative mashup of truth, comedy, political commentary, insight into class warfare. Profound.

  • @avad1472
    @avad1472 3 роки тому +72

    Ben has been rescued from the stunning estate that is epstein island it was a real knife fight out there and he couldn't handle the heat

  • @mrsir1872
    @mrsir1872 3 роки тому +106

    tim dillion show on a saturday night is like the pickle that comes on the side with your sandwich. you forget about it and dont expect it, but when it comes you are so happy and surprised, even tho it always comes with your sandwich.

    • @jordanescorcio2802
      @jordanescorcio2802 3 роки тому +2

      aw come on Mr. Sir give timmy and ben more credit. We know these are coming every Saturday night and we wait for it...just admit it man..come on . This show is much better than a 🥒

    • @jacobvanveit3437
      @jacobvanveit3437 3 роки тому

      Jordan Escorcio not only is he the side pickle, but he’s one of those limp wet pickles that you think are crunchy but is soft and strangely sour with an off putting hue of white liquid that seeps out of it when you bite it.
      Lol! He’s an animated, enthusiastic anarchist that lives to tell people bad news so he can see the look on their face as they wallow in their self pity of moving along with their meaningless life.
      Hilarious!

    • @jordanescorcio2802
      @jordanescorcio2802 3 роки тому

      @@jacobvanveit3437 😂 and yet we keep coming back, there's something's I'll never quite fully understand 🤔

    • @Dr_KAP
      @Dr_KAP 3 роки тому +1

      Pickles are disgusting. Only place that has them where I live is McDonalds and everyone takes them off. You would think they’d figure it out and just leave them off!

    • @jymmydkid5633
      @jymmydkid5633 2 роки тому

      It's SAMwitch!
      This is so fus-trating!
      😆
      Anyone like prets-sells?

  • @T0nyJay
    @T0nyJay 3 роки тому +20

    Tried listening to this on a train without laughing like a mental patient every 45 seconds. Still working on it.

  • @EncinoRecords
    @EncinoRecords 3 роки тому +127

    00:00 Tim begins the episode (featuring the much appreciated return of Ben) by describing his current setting in time, space, and everything in between, here, at the ends of the Earth, the End of L.A., the Big City, CA
    00:41 Tim educates his audience on how the Stress Factory has cured Covid and is rolling out vaccine therapies at their comedy shows
    02:21 Tim explains for his audience how the radicalized Antifa Left has latched onto Covid panic, in order to gain more sit-at-home time time with a bottle of Red and a glass of White
    03:44 Tim cannot be trifled with the worries of facts, charts, statistics, graphs, or any other form of visualized data sets. Tim goes by his gut. Tim follows his nose. But Tim never asks some nerd for a second opinion
    05:19 Tim discusses vaccines
    07:30 Tim puts certain comedians (*you know who you are*) in their place, and he will not be made to do it a second time
    08:29 Tim reminds his audience that crime never sleeps, and that the true patriot is ever vigilant in these, the nights of our End Times, nay, our *End Tims*
    10:18 Tim endorses the sexy cat costume this holiday season
    13:04 Tim discusses the state of media this election cycle, and the issue with Trump as a candidate
    16:07 Tim discusses the Atlantic Article documenting Trump's remarks regarding the losers who got shot in Afghanistan for 36k a year
    17:31 Tim admits to his faults, as any true messiah would, and for this we know he only speaks the truth, hallowed be His name
    19:23 Tim describes a fantasy we have all engaged in once or twice, as we masturbated to the idea of Tim shoveling mouthfulls of steak into his gullet while Trump tries to wrap his mind around the notion of civic duty only to end in utter disbelief as they enjoy a nice slice of cheese cake for dessert, with out either of them coming to any formal resolution on what it truly means to 'Sacrifice'
    20:55 Tim discusses the nature of addiction in a man vs. self world such as our own
    22:03 Tim describes his pubescent sexual deviance of his youthful romp with a firefighter
    23:59 I went and made coffee and and now Tim is back to ranting about Trump's disdain and confusion regarding civic duty
    24:31 Tim educates his audience on Shipstation.com promocode TimDillion) for all shipping needs, be it live poultry, your nephew you are done enslaving in the wine cellar as a sommelier, or artwork on Etsy
    28:20 Tim educates his audience on the cleanable, steamable, down right meme-able, Ridge wallet, available at Ridge.com/Tim, get yours today!
    31:09 Tim discusses an article about an article in the Atlantic about transgender kids, bravely as it were, without the Wifi
    35:21 Tim describes for the audience how he would raise his children equally, regardless of gender, to be financial criminals in their own right. Tearing down the system from within. Tim Dillon, the face of NewPunk
    37:55 Tim describes the prophesied relationship his adopted children will have with their grandparents
    38:42 Tim shares his thoughts on democracy in general
    40:04 Tim lays out a frame work for a direct democracy, in which every issue is voted on by the masses. To solve the issue of global illiteracy regarding tax policy and foreign aid programs, Tim has, without going so far as to say it out loud, proposed a system in which every citizen is granted access to a super intelligence which learns our personal preferences and votes for us on all the minutia of governance, enabling us to audit our voter as time goes on, perfecting the accuracy of its choices on your behalf, along with the general satisfaction of governance. For the only government with any legitimacy is that which stems from the choice of all free men. Join us for battle! Join us for the Revolution!
    43:06 Tim says the realest shit he has said this entire month
    44:19 Tim describes an encounter he had with a Long Islander regarding wealth inequality
    45:57 Tim discusses the shifting of the Overton Window such that the Centrist Elites appear moderate in their radical moves towards Fascism
    48:21 Tim provides his predictions for a world in which Trump loses the election
    51:43 Tim educates his audience on Betterhelp.com/TimD, where they can expect to achieve the true happiness that only comes with tearing down the system, burning the police stations, smashing their cruisers, stealing their weapons and bringing war on the state, check it out before time runs out, Betterhelp.com/TimD, thats Betterhelp.com/TimD to end the Fascist Takeover today!
    55:03 Tim enlightens his more audacious audience members on the DraftKings App, where the code Dillon will provide you with an opportunity to win a million dollars, which can be used to fund leaf blowers and face shields for our soldiers on the front line in this, the Burning of Atlantis
    57:37 Tim describes dining in my home town of North Salem, its honestly shocking to hear him describe it, this is an honor and a privilege. It is truly a region of Wasps, commingled with redneck inbreds living in one room cottage starter homes on the lake.
    1:00:23 Tim describes his experience with 'Herbed Butter'
    1:02:34 Tim recounts his younger days of bar hopping for the food, before he was such a pussy hound, bar hopping for the cock/ball torture
    1:05:18 Tim, for whatever reason, most likely his overwhelming generosity, has turned the mic over the Ben, in regards to his own youth of bar tending
    1:07:37 Tim reminds Ben why he doesnt normally let him speak
    1:08:35 Tim reminds us who the real enemy is
    1:09:39 Tim illuminates his audience on the book he reads when he poops
    1:10:14 Tim gives his thoughts on park goers
    1:11:36 Tim figures our lives out for us
    1:13:55 Tim tells us what to get him for Christmas
    1:14:52 Tim discusses this years Burning Man
    1:16:54 Tim acknowledges outloud, finally, the return of Ben
    1:17:30 Tim announces future tour dates will be available on his instagram
    1:18:44 Tim announces an incoming late night show hosted by Tim Dillon himself
    1:19:27 Tim Dillon Predicts The Future
    Goodnight, Goodluck, Bring An Umbrella, and Wear A Mask

  • @extrasmalldoll654
    @extrasmalldoll654 3 роки тому +96

    I believe everything Tim Dillon says.

  • @josuehb99
    @josuehb99 3 роки тому +60

    The GOAT has returned !!! ... BEN !!!

  • @s.solomon6534
    @s.solomon6534 3 роки тому +68

    "This is how Ellen DeGeneres treats her staff" LOL

  • @hardcorehage
    @hardcorehage 2 роки тому +8

    Tim predicted the Jan 6th before the election even happened.

  • @roberts1572
    @roberts1572 3 роки тому +26

    "This wasn't about equality, it was about calamari."

  • @brentbarrus9754
    @brentbarrus9754 3 роки тому +33

    Tim Dillon is beaming with Optimism as usual.

    • @dimftillon
      @dimftillon 3 роки тому +3

      Got that Corona Glow.

  • @jacobyowell104
    @jacobyowell104 3 роки тому +42

    When are we gonna get the yes or yes t-shirt?

  • @StefsFrameOfReference
    @StefsFrameOfReference 3 роки тому +8

    Dude this was basically a comedy special from start to finish fucking brilliant

  • @americanskarbie4430
    @americanskarbie4430 3 роки тому +50

    Were we all waiting on this upload yes or yes?

  • @arturobenavides6142
    @arturobenavides6142 Рік тому +4

    I just go back and watch these old episodes on my way to work in the morning

  • @laptv2144
    @laptv2144 3 роки тому +7

    What an absolute fucking masterpiece that finishing monologue was, just breath taking. Tugging at the true epitome of the knife fight that is the big city

  • @pdizzle5046
    @pdizzle5046 3 роки тому +13

    This episode proves how valuable Ben is to this show. Ben listening and laughing makes The Tim Dillon Show. Ying/yang.

  • @dadastream
    @dadastream 3 роки тому +57

    I saw a girl on Hinge who said this was her favorite podcast

  • @kertpilman
    @kertpilman 3 роки тому +5

    I love falling asleep as Tim screams into the mic.

  • @Rob-nn6uu
    @Rob-nn6uu 3 роки тому +9

    Tim’s final monologue about the rich guy and his last thoughts as the mob seizes him and burns him alive was truly amazing...not so much funny but tragic and insightful. Awesome...

  • @kevinalvarez5098
    @kevinalvarez5098 3 роки тому +8

    I’m a Marine veteran and Tim’s take on the military made me fucking laugh my ass off. This is the humor we love. Keep it up.

  • @MrHighSchoolVlogs
    @MrHighSchoolVlogs 3 роки тому +17

    “Don’t bother the aliens with your life decisions” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @prajwalpyakurel2550
    @prajwalpyakurel2550 3 роки тому +40

    That hair looks good, Timmy.

  • @paulfroelich1024
    @paulfroelich1024 3 роки тому +30

    As a naval reservist, I would make the ultimate sacrifice to sell high quality, low cost Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon.

    • @Hshshdfb
      @Hshshdfb 3 роки тому +1

      true patriotism

  • @abelsolis7958
    @abelsolis7958 3 роки тому +14

    “ If I were to have a child....I would encourage them to be a financial criminal” -ladies and gentlemen the funniest podcaster on the planet

  • @queefstroganoff2643
    @queefstroganoff2643 3 роки тому +42

    I remember when I was little my mom used to put her cigarettes out on my head. Now George Soros pays me to incite violence at activist movements, I sell my suboxone and steal prescriptions from my grandma to fund my addiction to jewels and ridge wallets. After canceling my family I've never been more free. Never let anyone tell you you can't live out your dreams. I may not have an actual home, but at least my high cost low quality products from Tim give me something to live for. God bless Saturday nights.

    • @juankenon
      @juankenon 3 роки тому +5

      Living in a tent in the keys with your hot Cherokee girlfriend is more home than any man needs.

    • @ldobbs2384
      @ldobbs2384 3 роки тому +2

      @@juankenon Does actually sound pretty good.

    • @kneetotheface
      @kneetotheface 3 роки тому

      amen brother! trust the plannnnnnnnn

  • @esraed7868
    @esraed7868 3 роки тому +15

    ''trans batman'' is my favorite quote of all time

  • @dbo1111
    @dbo1111 3 роки тому +3

    haha just got back from a hike 4 days in the woods, I couldn't stop laughing at Tim calling me out. I already want to go back.

  • @curtisnucmed
    @curtisnucmed 3 роки тому +4

    I literally just started following Tims channel last week. I’m so happy I have so many old videos to go back to and binge. Freaking genius. I love it.

  • @denied584
    @denied584 3 роки тому +23

    if you're out to dinner with someone and they start talking about a chart, it's not gonna be a good night

  • @s85593
    @s85593 7 місяців тому +5

    Hello, I'm from 2023. Tim was right

  • @jasonschwartz9530
    @jasonschwartz9530 3 роки тому +115

    Tim is the reason Rogan is leaving. YES OR YES?

    • @ShepherdTeam6
      @ShepherdTeam6 3 роки тому +1

      Red Bar wants so bad to take that credit

    • @gazicj
      @gazicj 3 роки тому +3

      life in the big city

    • @Dr_KAP
      @Dr_KAP 3 роки тому

      Rogan isn’t leaving he’s just moving location.

  • @jackdelaney4082
    @jackdelaney4082 2 роки тому +6

    Its quite rare for a comedian to genuinely make you laugh out loud, But Tim does that consistently. The guy need to visit the UK he's loved ere

  • @corbinmiles5677
    @corbinmiles5677 3 роки тому +14

    BEN - IF YOU NEED HELP WEAR A YELLOW SHIRT

  • @ryanbreiling8622
    @ryanbreiling8622 3 роки тому +52

    tim where are my jewels? my aunt and uncle are now dead

    • @jordanholmes9870
      @jordanholmes9870 3 роки тому +7

      He messaged me and said the jewels will be shipping soon due to circumstances. It’s understandable.

  • @deadliestvice5356
    @deadliestvice5356 2 роки тому +13

    Tim: "Nothing makes me happier then when Instagram people take a photo on a cliff and then *die* immediately afterwards..."
    Ben: *nods in agreement*

  • @MrScottydont888
    @MrScottydont888 3 роки тому +16

    Sometimes I just wish Tim would do an entire podcast on the ridge wallet...

  • @matthewsnyder674
    @matthewsnyder674 3 роки тому +11

    Firefighters parking their trucks illegally to get coffee is still one of my favorite Life in the Big City sighs

  • @bogmon
    @bogmon 3 роки тому +3

    I have been falling in love with the National Parks this summer all over again... I feel like Tim is speaking directly to me. Hilarious!

  • @user-ho8br1cw8c
    @user-ho8br1cw8c 3 роки тому +4

    I love Ben. Him laughing and him trying to keep from laughing is great. Totally adds to the show. Anyone who says his laugh is annoying doesnt know what they're talking about.

  • @georgeanderson7657
    @georgeanderson7657 3 роки тому +3

    I love tim looking 5 miles left of the camera to read his ads lol

  • @feelsgoodmen3753
    @feelsgoodmen3753 3 роки тому +40

    Thought Tim killed Ben. Forgitbouit!

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer 3 роки тому

      Tim defeat Ben at knife fight

    • @ldobbs2384
      @ldobbs2384 3 роки тому +2

      If you EVER massacre fuhgettaboudit like that again, you're gonna get more than a stern talking-to. Got it?!

    • @feelsgoodmen3753
      @feelsgoodmen3753 3 роки тому

      L Dobbs aye foebit!

    • @roymakescomics
      @roymakescomics 3 роки тому

      @@ldobbs2384 should've said, Capeesh?!

  • @uNeedsomeadvice
    @uNeedsomeadvice 3 роки тому +14

    When Tim gets his special, I hope he calls it, “Yes or Yes.”

  • @melissilly5699
    @melissilly5699 3 роки тому +1

    You are so right in this one Tim! And kinda on the same timeline as me. I’ve finally decided to dip my toe in. Going back into work today, slowly and check out the new protocols and making sure I feel comfortable and then making the decision to add more days to my schedule. Still cautious of corona but also need to get back to the swing of things. Thanks for keeping me sane these past 5 months. ❤️ much love from the Bay Area

  • @bennaz123
    @bennaz123 3 роки тому +4

    Bret and Heather part had me dying 🤣🤣 34:44

  • @maxclemence4077
    @maxclemence4077 3 роки тому +48

    Why is Tim trying to look like a less gay anderson cooper?

    • @YReezyGang
      @YReezyGang 3 роки тому

      A person doing exactly what they want with their body and life, CRAZY

  • @derekevans1017
    @derekevans1017 3 роки тому +5

    Tim Dillon needs a radio show in GTA 6

  • @4dabeauty
    @4dabeauty 3 роки тому +7

    the only podcast where i actually listen to the ads fully

  • @richgolden3055
    @richgolden3055 3 роки тому +5

    Finally a podcast I can listen to for parenting advice that makes sense

  • @ether725
    @ether725 3 роки тому +14

    Haircuts look good gentlemen!

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 3 роки тому +160

    Better Help has a bit of a Twitter problem.

    • @stephencardone
      @stephencardone 3 роки тому +13

      Love to see you here, Mr. City

    • @mjc8556
      @mjc8556 3 роки тому +1

      @@stephencardone You love to see it

    • @ioncamin5
      @ioncamin5 3 роки тому +8

      we need new content man...i think ive watched your videos 3 times already,

    • @EricLeCrennSanchez
      @EricLeCrennSanchez 3 роки тому +5

      I love that one of my favorite youtuber’s is a fan of one of my favorite comedians. I can’t wait for a post Covid Nerd City video.

    • @juankenon
      @juankenon 3 роки тому +1

      Looks like that new ethot video is taking a strange turn.

  • @IkeVictor
    @IkeVictor 3 роки тому +3

    wow....never have i laughed so hard in my entire life...the "good deal" part at the end had me rolling on the floor laughing....literally...thanks for that

  • @dreydreary3735
    @dreydreary3735 3 роки тому +1

    Man, I'm so glad your views have been up! I remember when I first started watching.. feeling pretty amazed that Tim didn't have at least a cult following with how hilarious and on point his humor is. Happy to see that so many of the LA comedians' support and have befriended Tim, seeing as he's been on a wide variety of their podcasts as a guest over the past year. I'm guessing his appearances on Joe's have boosted the following here tenfold but whatever it is, I'm happy to see it happening organically as if anyone deserves a following-- it's Tim! 🖤

  • @browniebear
    @browniebear 3 роки тому +24

    Hello Benjamin, welcome back to the Tim Dillon Show.

  • @alanmann6099
    @alanmann6099 3 роки тому +6

    I feel Tim will never allow us to forget about Ellen de Generes. This is good

  • @FlyhighLittleDrone
    @FlyhighLittleDrone Рік тому +2

    Even Tim Dillon doing a commercial is entertaining

  • @eloso5670
    @eloso5670 3 роки тому +5

    Timmy D looks like the intimidating best friend of an 80s teen movie villain.

  • @kimbonice
    @kimbonice 3 роки тому +18

    A few seconds before the end of each show I whisper to the Tim on my screen "finish in my mouth"

  • @darren8761
    @darren8761 3 роки тому +15

    Ralph Lauren was boring before Tim wore it

  • @slopper
    @slopper 3 роки тому +4

    That closing story was really something special.

  • @garrettheichemer4706
    @garrettheichemer4706 3 роки тому +10

    Man I didn’t realize how much I needed this kind of comedy. I found you a month ago and I’ve probably watched like 30 videos. I’m a liberal. But hearing someone break balls the way you do. It’s great. The hypocrisy of my liberal fam has made me want to pull my hair out. Just hearing someone joke that Trump doesn’t care about the troops. But not because he’s bad. He just doesn’t understand them. That’s was so funny. Because it’s probably true.

    • @Hshshdfb
      @Hshshdfb 3 роки тому +1

      i do not personally support trump but seeing how worked up people and all the stupid shit he says cracks me up. Politics are a literal WWE match

  • @aaronlong8199
    @aaronlong8199 3 роки тому +3

    Tim Dillon in a Ralph Lauren Polo Shirt ranting about life + Ben's subtle laugh. Name a better duo.

  • @nmeyers92
    @nmeyers92 3 роки тому +1

    One of the best. So underrated. I’m trying so hard to get my friends to just listen to him. Tim cracks me the hell up on every one of his podcasts and you can just tell he’s super smart and comedy comes naturally to him. He can just riff off of anything, it’s quite impressive. Not a lot like him. AND at least most of the ads are for new movies and the long talking ads he still makes funny. AND Ben is the greatest “sidekick”. Idk what else to call him LOL

  • @trentjung8035
    @trentjung8035 2 роки тому +1

    “Pull of the 10-East and swallow a desert eagle! Stop looking for a mystical experience GO TO WORK!!” Tim Dillon 😂 🐐

  • @CartoonishVillainy
    @CartoonishVillainy 3 роки тому +29

    Ben's back hoorah and Tim looks thinner IMO. Maybe red is slimming I can't tell

    • @charleshendrix3137
      @charleshendrix3137 3 роки тому

      It’s the haircut

    • @dogzer
      @dogzer 3 роки тому

      Bluechew is working

    • @jmtas4
      @jmtas4 3 роки тому +1

      Looks like a lobstah fresh out the watahh

    • @colt45smith61
      @colt45smith61 3 роки тому +1

      He sweat it out at temps of 118

  • @brittneykrall804
    @brittneykrall804 3 роки тому +4

    I only joined the military because I didn't wanna accumulate debt like my peers in college. I mean it worked in that sense.

  • @auroraisabella5179
    @auroraisabella5179 2 роки тому +2

    “Stop looking for mystical experiences and go to WEERRRK!!!” 😂😂

  • @anirudhupadhyay695
    @anirudhupadhyay695 2 роки тому +1

    That bit from 01:19:00 - 01:27:00 could easily be made in a movie- The Wall Street Guy. Great narration. Hats off. Pure genius. Surreal.

  • @getyasum24
    @getyasum24 2 роки тому +3

    I needed this episode 👊😂❤ so spot on for me right now... lolol. Thanks, Tim and Ben! The national parks bit has me rolling on the floor.🤣🤣

  • @dave.of.the.forrest
    @dave.of.the.forrest 3 роки тому +3

    that last 10 min. riff was amazing

  • @MBheli621
    @MBheli621 3 роки тому +1

    The end to this may be Tim's best. The progression of the story was just fucking beautiful

  • @williamroby2836
    @williamroby2836 3 роки тому +6

    Tim should do a restaurant or food review show