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- Опубліковано 28 лют 2020
- Tim talks Corona Virus, getting even with a friend, and Miss Hillary's new podcast.
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Can we acknowledge that he predicted everything to a tee
Too true...
This is aging like a fine wine
I hate life
sup bitches (from the future)
Yo wtf Tim can predict the future
I always save this as an alternative talk radio for the absence of one in GTA5. Petition for Tim Dillon to do a talk radio station in GTA6.
gta 6? oh ya, the next gta I'ma straight up pirate because i cant FUCKIN STAND rockstar social club
not even going through it for convenience, just absolute spite for the amount of barriers they put between me and playing the game
I'd cry if Rockstar bought all of his podcast audio and used it on the game. Tears of joy
That’s a great idea
He honestly talks just like the gag news they play on there anyways. Of course I wonder how woke gta6 is going to be...
Honestly, Tim Dillon's rants are perfect for GTA.
Tim Dillon... Not just a comedian, a lifestyle.
Life in the big city.
...not just a lifestyle, a *_KNIFE FIGHT_*
Yes or yes
A lifestyle....in the big city...
This aged like pure gold
Yes!!!!!
And golder....
Bucket of MUMBIS
...and even more golden
And even more gold NOW...still lockdowns ha ha ha :) effff
Watching this is better than a therapy session.
I very recently had to throw out my bum homeless friend out of my one small room apartment, and it's winter.
Now the Corona virus will eat him alive 😂
ALWAYS!
All jokes aside Tim has really helped me grow a pair and take some charge in my life. #cancelyourfamily LOL
Yeah plus I can yell at my computer screen naked and not get arrested
My therapist is too busy for me to get an appointment
Tim has unequivocally mastered the art of enthusiastic cynicism and its not bitter but rather loving and honest. No one else does it like him
Tim Dillon is the pandemic advocate I never knew I needed.
Pandemic Advocate is a fucking incredible punk band name...
If this guy doesn't become a huge star, then there is something really wrong with the comedy world. He is such a naturally gifted comic. He is so much funnier than D'elia, Rogan, Kreischer etc. The fact that Brendan Schaub had a special is fucking criminal.
Louie Reda its insanr how funny he is!! No one funnier since Loius CK
He's surely too authentic to join the circle jerk rogaine gang of talentless wankers
Damn I think we all feel the same way. Just heard of him and listening to his old pod casts now. I don’t find anyone funny except him.
@@fingersm Brendan Schaub had a special? How the fuck.
@@SuperLazyCat saint rogies blessed his existence
Tim Dillon is everything Stephen Colbert wishes he was.
also, no though...
I used to think Colbert was somewhat legit when he ran the Colbert Report, but he sold his soul so fucking fast when he got on CBS, it makes me wonder if there ever was a soul there to begin with.
I think what you meant was, "tim dillon is everything we all hoped stephen colbert would become"
You mean funny?
@@ChilsonTV No one hoped anything from Colbert, he is, and was...always a unfunny Liberal Hack.
"Reality is just annoying" - Tim speaks the truth!
The purpose of human imagination is to change reality
pdestefano ..no , the purpose of human imagination is to put a thick screen between oneself and reality...and hope it does not shatter ..
ThE pUrPoSe oF hUmAn ImAgInatIoN iS SHUUUUT UP
👍😂
“Reality is annoying” Like people quoting shit in the comments and people mindlessly up voting it.
This is the only thing that makes me happy
Tim looks like an assistant manager at Wal-Mart.
he's got some work to do on that haircut that's for sure but that nigga is hilarious
He looks like an Asst. Mgr. at Radio Shack.
Moonlit Radio Shack closed. Also, they wear navy blue polos?
That's what makes him so funny
Somebody said that buy Best Buy. Even better. LMAOOOOOO
Nothing is fatter than pausing the podcast to see that your Cheesecake Factory quesadilla is 13 minutes away...
I just hope that when they come to round us up I'm in the same concentration camp as Tim Dillon.
"Quarantine Centers"
💉💊
🙏
Amen!! 😷
FEMA camps
Mee too
This slaps harder than most stand up specials
Tim dropping the heat this episode. Life in the big city
"I support the coronavirus". Amazing.
Corona 2020
Too bad he didn’t predict it would become a tyrannical takeover, this shit started saying give us 2 weeks. I’m in September now :( Tim is even just constantly going off, this is trash.
@@imnotsmartbutimdumb what do you think he meant when he said that they would round up children in trucks like in a communist country
@@imnotsmartbutimdumb sup
2020 me: "haha"
3 years later me: "haha Tim really let his nuts hang"
He literally predicted everything, exactly as it went down. wild
Holy sh*t 🤣
He listened to AJ every night before bed...
Nobody really appreciates a superb rant. Tim Dillon is master ranter. Twists and turns, with nuance and crescendo's. This summation of the state of our society when confronted with adversity, is brilliant and delivered with the outrageous humor we have come to crave. 5 out of 5 lol's.
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Yeah ha ha and I like how he can make a person laugh right after being mean to them.
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
What a wild first 30 seconds
He starts at 10 and keeps it there
Never let reality get in the way of a good story - Tim Dillon
also, instead of facts, use truth! :) - Norm Mcdonald
Samuel Clemens.
Pulled up to the gas station, windows down, volume a bit too loud, a kid and her mom walking by on the sidewalk, “what if I ... deface her grave?” Thanks for that, Tim.
One of my favorite things to do is sit at red lights blasting tim dillon rants out my window to see the people's reactions
😆👌
"B Eilish is a mossad agent"🤣🤣🤣 hahahaaaaa dying out here
45 secs in and I am home. Thank you Tim.
"If you have a problem start a Hedge Fund"
This is just the advice that I came here for, lol. Now I'm turning my life around
The greatest comedian alive! The podcast is a hour special every week. If you haven't joined the patreon that is 4 hour specials your missing a week... Not to mention the back catalog, 140 other genius specials with the Kump man.
Tim is so talented it’s almost annoying, because other podcasts seem tame once you’re exposed to this
Yep, check out legion of skanks as well, they go hard like tim
Yeah, everything else seems so vanilla. This and Legion of Skanks feel like the shows you'd get on TV at midnight.
Timmy was prophetic: it's late September 2020 and everything he said came true. 💀
Yeah he nailed it
This episode aged so well, it's just an hour long self fulfilling prophecy
This is hilarious to watch in 2023, I’ll come back to this in 2033
How great is it that he shits on Michael the weed guy for being boring, and then ends up putting him on the Patreon to talk about his business, and ends up apologising to his fans for being too boring.
How does Pete Davidson get a Netflix special but not our boy tim
I really don't understand it. Pete is not funny at all.
Obviously Pete has killed people.
How did Brenda Schlob get a special??
I'm not sure but perhaps it has something to do with followers of Judaism
@@atlasto9052 he's a pretty good comedian he's not as good as Mitch Hedberg or Louis CK or Bill Burr but he's all right
Tim, I sit and wait down to the minute for this, youre the highlight of my week thank you.
Same
A dude I just started working with 3 weeks ago. We went to school together throught elementary, middle high, etc. Never really knew him till work. He was a good man turning his life around for his daughter, moved back and got this job to start a career as a contractor. We hung out a few times and he taught me some stuff, about appreciating what I had, family etc. The past week I got a sinus infection and couldn't go into work all week, Friday I could, today, but I chose not too. 3 Oclock after work the kid was shot and killed. The dude stopped being a gangster to focus on his life and his daughter and bettering himself, had no support out here from family, and he got shot and killed. RIP. He was also an aspiring rapper and pretty good... better than Blue Face lol. Idk this kinda my way to vent... he taught me to be appreciative of what I have my mom, his moms had kicked him out. That I had a good life away from the streets to take advantage, to save my money and do something. Good tales the good young and leaves the rest of too suffer. He had just gotten to see his daughters 1st birthday. And that's all he talked about at work getting the check to get her a birthday present. So excited. He got to do it.
Beautiful story bro - sounds like he was a great person. I’m sorry for his passing.
Fuck.
Definitely hold on to his memory bro, pass his story on make him immortal.
Had he killed ? Maybe he was a victim of someone's revenge that he caused.
@@nugzila4170 beautiful story ? A man was MURDERED ! His daughter is a bastard. Wtf is wrong w you ?
Well at least he was there for one birthday. She may not remember but hey its the thought that counts, right? Not the babies thought though.
>"I'm highborn!"
>nose shaped like a butt
lol.
defacing the grave of his friends mother is hilarious. I fcking love that
How relevant this episode still is today is almost terrifying, Tim called the fall of the west a year ago and he didn’t miss a BEAT
It's not until a year later that you realize how truly right Tim was....
Tim Dillon deserves more views. Sucks I can't afford to make it to skankfest south, it's gonna be amazing!
I would share it with people but I got rid of the assholes in my life
I'll show this episode to my son one day
Thats a cool dad right there
I was about to go to bed, but now I can fire up that rock
One of the best episode of TIM...
ive now watched/listened to every ep and the best formula to me for this show is tim and ben like this. ben is perfect for his intensity.
Thank you for making me laugh during this time. You are awesome.
Tim Dillon : "Back that azz up which is a great song!"
hell yea!
This aged superbly *chef's kiss* happy March 2021 bitches.
Binge watching old rants while anticipating see them live in Sac. This is so funny watching a year later. I hate to think what my life would be right now if I hadn’t discovered Tim Dillon.
Mystic Tim. Pretty much called everything hahaha
i googled "European facial structure" . i can concur that Tim is high born
Tim is George Carlin for doomers
Watching this in Dec 2020... this man is clairvoyant. I will now get all my news from Tim, and only Tim.
This is one of your funniest episodes yet, thank you for being awesome.
Tim Dillon is my spirit animal♥️
Tim Dillon: Oracle
I love re watching some episodes 6 months later, crazy good he is at predicting stuff.
Wish I had a pop-up Tim Dillon machine for situations when someone pisses you off.
“Get her kicked out the graveyard” 😂😂
👍😂
Tim looks like a guy who might steal tombstones.
The end was literally haunting. Gave me chills
First statement of the video, I already agree with.
This opening aged like a fine wine. But that’s life in the big city.
I feel like.......I am Tim Dillon.
Pipe down 😂
I fully support the message in the first few minutes. Love ya Tim you're fuckin awesome we love you in Spokane WA
Dear Tim, You’re the only comedian that I actually “laugh out loud” to even if not live. Defacing the grave of pancreatic cancer victim who’s son flaked on a airport ride. Too classic
Tim Dillon should do like that Tim Pool guy and start selling fear and spackle buckets of food to his fans
teamSAF bmx LOL 🤣 I lost it when I saw that Tim Pool was selling those but telling people not to panic too much and then he tells people they’re on backorder for 5 weeks lmao
He just needs a sentient beanie that will feed on his brain for a few years until it takes over all conscious thought.
Dylan L I know they’re on backorder lol it just made me laugh, I like Tim. don’t believe any of that noise from economists and such haha I’d love to not be distracted but Aside from this podcast, I’ve been nervous about that stuff all day.
Yeah no doubt eh, being prepared for something is fuckin stupid!!
Jim Baker AND tim Pool are selling bonus buckets now? Use em as a table when they're full, shit in em when they're empty
“Throw my fingers in a restaurant” goodnight yall
Re watching this March 2022, its even better than original back in 2020
Ah this aged like fine wine
Easily a top 5 episode
I come back to this instead of going to therapy. It really should have 20 million views YES OR YES
By far the best solo rant. Screaming laughing! Thanks Tim. More mayo!
I laughed out loud! “You’re three years away from doing Skankfest”.
This is one of your best rants yet I love it !!
i was a hater, i didn't understand, now i do, big fan
I got the hibachi steak from Cheesecake Factory tonight. And salted caramel cheesecake 😋
America
I needed this after hearing Steyer dropped out
🤣🤣🤣
I hope that was a joke...
I can't believe Steyer dropped out.
6:21 the look in those eyes is death 🤣🤣🤣
More words of wisdom to live by!!! Thanks Timmy D 😊🦠😷☠️
*It’s now mid 2022 - Tim was right*
first 5 mins sound wonderful honestly
That faded ending!!
Brilliant!...
I love that he said all of this not even 2 weeks before the lockdown...
The way he says cruise at 9:05 is a treasure to behold.
The first 4 minutes of this so far have been the funniest of my entire life.Maybe even of your life too
This episode made me move in to a basement apartment. Thank you Tim.
It also made me fart in a jar
Damnit Tim, just seconds in and you always have me wheezing from laughter.
What a necessary and hilarious show. Many many thanks
This intro needs to be put into a history museum! Jesus, it aged liked fine wine.
9 months later and damn, Tim was spot on!
I love that in every episode he tells Ben, "Young Jamie would have had that up already"
Ben keeps buying bigger and more colorful audio equipment so that Tim thinks he's still worthy of a job
I mean I think bens more there as a friend and a laugh track then he is a producer lol
Im having real difficulties personally in my career....I am genuinely motivated by the fortelling of our demise.....its a semse of community i appreciate
laurentian
Same.. I embrace the doomer vibes.
Cpac, 2pac, 1pack more,Tim Dillon still has his balls but Hillary has more!
Many thanks for the jūtoob vid👍🏻👍🏻
Knew a bit too much...obviously a CIA operative
Tim Dillon was definitely a charismatic dictator in another life
He maybe is in an alternative universe
It's amazing we can come back and watch this after everything has unfolded in the last few years.
This was fire, every second of it! Started digging deeper into the archives and this is a hidden gem for sure 😂 as good as bomb disneyworld!
I think this is my favorite show of Tim's, ever.
Me: "ooo, sweet, let me check this ep. out" ... immediately laughs five minutes straight