Al Bundy's Best Insults

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  • Married with Children best insults

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  • @karathibodeaux8540
    @karathibodeaux8540 6 років тому +7607

    We laughed at this and had a good sense of humor. Now everyone gets butt hurt. Those were the days...

    • @whitewolfsounds2273
      @whitewolfsounds2273 2 роки тому +97

      True

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 роки тому +412

      @Chris Jovi it's our problem too. It means they can't be as funny on TV.
      And it indirectly means a societal trend where people are softer and colder, and weaker.

    • @thatpart2543
      @thatpart2543 2 роки тому +42

      Exactly

    • @RawHemi1
      @RawHemi1 2 роки тому +4

      @Chris Jovi p

    • @lorenzomoore6398
      @lorenzomoore6398 2 роки тому +12

      Yes Lord.

  • @swordmonkey5932
    @swordmonkey5932 2 роки тому +1777

    Bundy was a warrior against Karen's ahead of his time

  • @frankmoscarelljr4624
    @frankmoscarelljr4624 Рік тому +184

    “You’re asking an awful lot of the sun” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kylegremillion7581
    @kylegremillion7581 6 місяців тому +182

    The "I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got half a tank" insult is still one of the most legendary jokes ever delivered.

    • @steiner554
      @steiner554 4 місяці тому +8

      My all time favorite of ANY show.

    • @abeed87
      @abeed87 Місяць тому +4

      Is that the law offices of Hagen and das is my favorite 😂

    • @gmatuz8276
      @gmatuz8276 23 дні тому +3

      You're asking a lot of the sun is another! 😂

  • @11DNA11
    @11DNA11 6 років тому +4253

    The world needs Al Bundy more than ever.

  • @jonny22kil15
    @jonny22kil15 2 роки тому +1670

    Many people forget that al bundy scored 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk high

    • @Aryon1969
      @Aryon1969 2 роки тому +45

      Kelly sure did when it mattered the most.

    • @wildgrem
      @wildgrem 2 роки тому +24

      dude is a legend

    • @milescallamy6815
      @milescallamy6815 2 роки тому +18

      His knee was down!

    • @rileygoodread3415
      @rileygoodread3415 2 роки тому +21

      And he really DID PLAY Football in College. University of Pennsylvania.
      He was the VERY LAST player cut from the Pittsburgh Steeler's, on the LAST day of 'Pre-Season.'

    • @ntal5859
      @ntal5859 2 роки тому +27

      Then he met Peggy Wanker, and it was all down hill.

  • @jonroland2702
    @jonroland2702 9 місяців тому +162

    I love how Jefferson always busts a gut when Al cracks a joke at Marcy 🤣🤣

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 5 місяців тому +2

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

    • @michaelmauch7914
      @michaelmauch7914 2 місяці тому +1

      You beat me to it🤣

    • @maugel0
      @maugel0 2 місяці тому +2

      Well congatulations Marcy, I didn't know your'e expected

    • @willowbrooks
      @willowbrooks 2 місяці тому

      ​@@michaelmauch7914😂 same

  • @d.c.barker
    @d.c.barker Рік тому +53

    1 2 3 4...you're gonna fall through the floor. 🤣

  • @eggroll0857
    @eggroll0857 2 роки тому +2917

    When I was 14, I laugh cause it's funny
    Now I'm 34, I laugh cause it's true.

    • @edwardgaines6561
      @edwardgaines6561 2 роки тому +75

      It's just like the Homer Simpson parable. When you were younger, you laughed at him. When you're older, you pretty much *are* him

    • @nowthatsjustducky
      @nowthatsjustducky 2 роки тому +35

      And it is still funny.

    • @Bert_de_Wit
      @Bert_de_Wit 2 роки тому +26

      @@nowthatsjustducky It ABSOLUTELY is still funny. Timeless jokes!

    • @franchisesapa7790
      @franchisesapa7790 2 роки тому +10

      Profound statement

    • @quantaluxvision
      @quantaluxvision 2 роки тому +42

      I laugh now because it's funny, but inside I cry because he's got a better life than myself and a lot of other Americans. Hell, Al at least OWNS his home.

  • @ccreature3927
    @ccreature3927 6 років тому +893

    I like how Jefferson always cracks up behind Marcy's back

    • @bd1zzle
      @bd1zzle 6 років тому +18

      c creature I honestly don’t think it was suppose to happen

    • @johnbrown3011
      @johnbrown3011 6 років тому +24

      Yes it was- he did it every time.

    • @RyuBlack93
      @RyuBlack93 6 років тому +17

      c creature Jefferson was funny, but always liked Steve Rhodes better... he just fit better.

    • @aekfuturewriter13
      @aekfuturewriter13 6 років тому +2

      Me too!

    • @therealflamelit
      @therealflamelit 6 років тому +5

      Steve was that dude

  • @donjuandelanoootch
    @donjuandelanoootch Рік тому +351

    As kid I watched it for Kelly. Now that I’m 34 I watch it for Al. 😂😂

    • @boltzmannbrain6607
      @boltzmannbrain6607 Рік тому

      You still watch it for kelly you nonce

    • @donjuandelanoootch
      @donjuandelanoootch Рік тому

      @@boltzmannbrain6607 nonce nice where did you find that man back in 1983???

    • @nurfuerverrueckte
      @nurfuerverrueckte Рік тому +33

      39. Still watching for Kelly.

    • @boltzmannbrain6607
      @boltzmannbrain6607 Рік тому +2

      @@nurfuerverrueckte bro she was 15 yo. Thats foul

    • @elaineewalt8137
      @elaineewalt8137 Рік тому +11

      @@boltzmannbrain6607
      Lol, as if YOU don't take a gander at her...lol 🤣😂

  • @mistydolphin2524
    @mistydolphin2524 6 місяців тому +39

    Al bundy is a treasure. His insults never get old. We need more shows like this nowadays.

  • @tntmac2705
    @tntmac2705 6 років тому +2222

    Ed O'Neill is a comic genius. His expressions alone spoke volumes.

    • @ninaelsbethgustavsen2131
      @ninaelsbethgustavsen2131 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah...
      If only he'd had a volume button ! 🙄

    • @KonElKent
      @KonElKent 2 роки тому +6

      And a truly underrated dramatic actor. He was so good in the remake of Dragnet.

    • @jarlairess
      @jarlairess 2 роки тому +1

      Idk.... the actors were pretty good too. Especially at 5:50

    • @christianhafer9819
      @christianhafer9819 2 роки тому

      Agreed.

    • @Puschit1
      @Puschit1 2 роки тому +5

      I think all of them were great actors

  • @TheLastOfTheFinest80
    @TheLastOfTheFinest80 2 роки тому +711

    "Married With Children" along with the character of Al Bundy is one of those reminders of why the 90s is indeed the last great decade.

    • @atvbass10
      @atvbass10 2 роки тому +40

      I’ve always said the same thing. I know most people say their decade was the best that they grew up in, but I def agree that the 90’s was literally the last decade that kids got to grow up without social media, narcissistic morons taking videos/pics of themselves, politically correct bull shit being shoved in your face. I’m so thankful I was born in ‘92.

    • @kri249
      @kri249 2 роки тому +27

      Sadly this is true. I remember we always thought the new millennium would bring bigger and better things and we never appreciated what we had.
      Now that I've seen what the future has to offer I want a damn refund.

    • @mitchellaines9219
      @mitchellaines9219 2 роки тому +4

      Absolutediddly , me kids were born in that great decade.

    • @Vulpas
      @Vulpas 2 роки тому +19

      I agree. Early '00s was okay, but it just became a shitshow almost overnight.

    • @TheLastOfTheFinest80
      @TheLastOfTheFinest80 2 роки тому +15

      @Bret White I was born in '80, and believe me I would sell my soul to the devil relieve 1992 to 1999.

  • @cisco95021
    @cisco95021 Рік тому +378

    Never missed an episode of truly unapologetic comedy, one of the greatest sitcoms of all time.

    • @jamessager5358
      @jamessager5358 Рік тому +9

      Total Blue Collar, like when we were allowed to have fun.

    • @xenu3618
      @xenu3618 Рік тому +2

      Same, was so disappointed when they canceled the show

    • @stevengators
      @stevengators Рік тому +1

      I agree I hated TV years ago I cut the cord and toss the set out the freaking window, during a fight with my mate, I seen married with children at my friend's house the next day, the following day after that I purchased a brand new set,
      Just for Al Bundy!!! Hahaha yeah

    • @jamessager5358
      @jamessager5358 Рік тому

      @@stevengators Wow, did he see it coming or did it land on him?

    • @wheelInmotion430
      @wheelInmotion430 Рік тому +5

      This show would’ve been cancelled in the first season now

  • @nunya3461
    @nunya3461 Рік тому +72

    The “I would but I only have 1/2 a tank of gas!” Is probably one of my all time favorites 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mixedprincess91
      @mixedprincess91 10 місяців тому +1

      I’ve never understood that one.

    • @ryanm4013
      @ryanm4013 9 місяців тому

      @@mixedprincess91Because she is so fat he would need to drive around her

    • @stuartculshaw5342
      @stuartculshaw5342 9 місяців тому

      @@mixedprincess91 Its a fat joke. "How dare you say that to my face" "I'd say it behind your back but I only have 1/2 a tank of gas".

    • @mixedprincess91
      @mixedprincess91 9 місяців тому +1

      @@stuartculshaw5342 It still doesn’t make sense, though.

    • @stuartculshaw5342
      @stuartculshaw5342 9 місяців тому

      @@mixedprincess91 He's saying that she is so fat he would need more than half a tank of gas to drive around to the back of her.

  • @williamjohnsoniii338
    @williamjohnsoniii338 Рік тому +359

    The man who fights and wins against Karens. The hero we need nowadays.

    • @jasoncarr8933
      @jasoncarr8933 11 місяців тому +6

      Amen brother.

    • @damonclark5742
      @damonclark5742 10 місяців тому +18

      No Karen on earth stands a chance against Al Bundy.😂

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 10 місяців тому +8

      Let’s all agree to use Al Bundy’s words against all Karens

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 9 місяців тому +2

      @@diabolusvincit and a fair number of karens are on the heavier side of things. I’ve heard stories of karens who were just one bend at the waist away from tearing their too tight yoga pants to shreds

    • @That-Guy-79
      @That-Guy-79 8 місяців тому +2

      NO MAAM!

  • @CookinginRussia
    @CookinginRussia 6 років тому +4300

    Back when America still had a sense of humour.

    • @atklm1
      @atklm1 6 років тому +28

      google inc Which leaves more available women for straight guys, yet they have less sex and live with their parents in their 30's and watch porn.

    • @jayjay4681
      @jayjay4681 6 років тому +37

      I hear ya......omg i miss that show! I just busted up at all of these but had forgotten the last one with the top 10 things to Marcy! ROFL my ass off!

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 6 років тому +5

      Persian MGTOW like the draft dodger Reagan yeah you moron

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 6 років тому +7

      CookinginRussia are you for real? Two words son. President Trump

    • @CookinginRussia
      @CookinginRussia 6 років тому +4

      So you elected him because he was funny, or he's loads of fun for you now?

  • @sweeptheleg.
    @sweeptheleg. Рік тому +39

    I love how Jefferson quietly cracks up behind Marcy's back. 😂😂

  • @eyetech08
    @eyetech08 Рік тому +138

    2023....Still the best sitcom EVER produced!!! Before everyone started taking themselves too seriously!! 😢😢

  • @Alex73154
    @Alex73154 6 років тому +315

    The writing on this show was unbelieveable.

    • @isakjohansson7134
      @isakjohansson7134 4 роки тому +5

      @trha2222 i think he meant it was good

    • @leesanders1407
      @leesanders1407 2 роки тому +1

      Yes ..unbelievably bad …Americans think irony is like goldie and bronzie…😙

    • @petten33
      @petten33 2 роки тому

      Best show, ever.🖤

  • @jaimhaas5170
    @jaimhaas5170 2 роки тому +2111

    Honestly this is funnier than anything being shown on TV now.

    • @willowsverge3046
      @willowsverge3046 2 роки тому +15

      YES!

    • @shuipsezairi6527
      @shuipsezairi6527 2 роки тому +42

      Can’t put anything like this on tv now

    • @joeldukes303
      @joeldukes303 2 роки тому +18

      That’s not hard. This is pure gold though

    • @shadowmoth9158
      @shadowmoth9158 2 роки тому +7

      Everyone apart from fat people agree

    • @willowsverge3046
      @willowsverge3046 2 роки тому +53

      @@shadowmoth9158 i am a fat person. If you cant laugh at yourself (and your present conditions or circumstances), youre in bad shape. A few fat jokes dont have the power to tear my self confidence down. I wont let them. I love to laugh and refuse to stop because of politically correct bull$h!t.

  • @TamaraInTanzania
    @TamaraInTanzania Рік тому +237

    One of my favorite shows as a kid...and I probably didn't understand half the jokes. As an adult this is gold

    • @IsadorCz
      @IsadorCz Рік тому +6

      Same here. Its still one of my favorites as adult too

  • @tsvetomirsheev3882
    @tsvetomirsheev3882 Рік тому +92

    This man had the best insults in all of sitcom history

    • @lijo4518
      @lijo4518 Рік тому +4

      They are still funny as hell..."chicken lady" omg 🤣

    • @jaybarnes8720
      @jaybarnes8720 Рік тому +6

      Him and Sophia from Golden Girls are tied

  • @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz
    @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz 6 років тому +393

    I love how Jefferson cracks up behind Marcy's back every time Al makes fun of her, lol.

    • @IzziedeD
      @IzziedeD 2 роки тому +8

      yesss! he just couldnt keep it inside

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 2 роки тому +9

      I wonder how anyone can stay in character even when they know the lines in advance.

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 2 роки тому +4

      Why do women live longer? Because the men die of laughter.

    • @NoahBodze
      @NoahBodze 2 роки тому +2

      Every time.

    • @tonywinters4122
      @tonywinters4122 2 роки тому +5

      OMG yes Jefferson was awesome, always cracking up at Al's jokes!

  • @markl8216
    @markl8216 6 років тому +515

    Today’s generation has missed out on true comedy! Al Bundy was the man 87-97!

    • @charliegeraldjr5926
      @charliegeraldjr5926 2 роки тому +5

      I did watched this from 87-97

    • @channelofstuff6662
      @channelofstuff6662 2 роки тому +2

      @@charliegeraldjr5926
      yup

    • @ElectricianTS
      @ElectricianTS 2 роки тому +7

      I was chasing a hair on my screen. It was your avatar... 🤣🙄😁

    • @Shaolingy
      @Shaolingy 2 роки тому +4

      U r wrong he still is man 87 - eternity

  • @lilsqueezie
    @lilsqueezie Рік тому +75

    I like how Jefferson stands behind Marcy laughing his ass off when Al insults his wife lmfao. Al is one of a kind 👏👏👏 ☝️

    • @robertbarlett4570
      @robertbarlett4570 8 місяців тому +3

      That always made me laugh more....The producers and director were genius...It is stuff he wants to say but can't....

    • @SonyStudioPro
      @SonyStudioPro 7 місяців тому +2

      ⁠​⁠@@robertbarlett4570that wasn’t written… al those laughing by Jefferson was spontaneous and not scripted… they decided to leave it in the eventual show due to the fact it was spontaneously and funny as hell. So no, the director or producer (producer was Marcy btw!) didn’t want to delete all those moments…

    • @nocturnalrecluse1216
      @nocturnalrecluse1216 7 місяців тому

      ​@@SonyStudioProsource?

    • @SonyStudioPro
      @SonyStudioPro 7 місяців тому

      @@nocturnalrecluse1216 just watch the reunion episodes where they all explain things and how much were improvised during recordings.

  • @wbill2k
    @wbill2k Рік тому +138

    Married With Children was and still is the best sitcom that ever aired on network television. This show came on at 9:00PM every week which was my bed time on school nights. I had to beg to be able to stay up to watch it. That whole cast made me laugh so hard I'd be crying... It should be in the Sitcom Hall Of Fame...

    • @rideon1956
      @rideon1956 11 місяців тому +3

      Fox network. Way before NFL

    • @rahmen6600
      @rahmen6600 6 місяців тому +2

      I agree.

    • @Joe-lc3sv
      @Joe-lc3sv 5 місяців тому +1

      Good but not the best lol

    • @benjaminpineda2456
      @benjaminpineda2456 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Joe-lc3sv which one is the best so I can laugh as well?

    • @CUzzell
      @CUzzell 4 місяці тому

      How did Al keep his job? LOL

  • @chrisbarton6760
    @chrisbarton6760 2 роки тому +327

    “Well I’d say it to your face but my car only has half a tank of gas” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @markenglish78
      @markenglish78 2 роки тому +12

      Best line ever!

    • @kmart111
      @kmart111 2 роки тому +1

      @@markenglish78 i dont get it

    • @Jonas_Aa
      @Jonas_Aa 2 роки тому

      @@kmart111 To get away far enough for her not hear he would have to drive more than a half a tank of gas because she is so big.

    • @zombieshoot4318
      @zombieshoot4318 Рік тому +23

      @@kmart111 “Well I’d say it to your back but my car only has half a tank of gas” is the right quote. And it's Bundy saying she's so fat he'd have to drive there but he'd run out of gas on the way since he only has a half tank.

    • @TheUnseenPath
      @TheUnseenPath Рік тому

      @@kmart111 Al is saying that the woman is so fat that if he were to insult her behind her back, and she'd hear him, he''d need a full tank of gas to out speed her but since he's got half a tank she'd catch up to him.

  • @atribecalledjudah5436
    @atribecalledjudah5436 2 роки тому +1791

    I’m officially in the Al Bundy stage of my life. I feel every word he says.

    • @marcojansen9599
      @marcojansen9599 2 роки тому +4

      It won't go anymore ..!

    • @jjf1986AZ
      @jjf1986AZ 2 роки тому +30

      You and me both brother

    • @Pinkranger87
      @Pinkranger87 2 роки тому +10

      Same

    • @sarahjulianne2954
      @sarahjulianne2954 2 роки тому +19

      The next stage is when they're not even worth it anymore. Look forward to it. It's a very peaceful.

    • @ninaelsbethgustavsen2131
      @ninaelsbethgustavsen2131 2 роки тому +3

      Then.
      Never wear sandals...
      Stiletto heels hurt !!!
      👠👠👠👠👠👠💋

  • @danbarrette9888
    @danbarrette9888 Рік тому +38

    I laughed from the beginning to the end. How can someone not love this?

    • @adam-xt8te
      @adam-xt8te Рік тому +5

      Because "someone" is fat and "body positive" xD

    • @nickyj3571
      @nickyj3571 11 місяців тому

      ​@@adam-xt8te what

    • @thesecdef4865
      @thesecdef4865 11 місяців тому +4

      Simple. They're part of this younger generation that's softer than a marshmallow.

    • @nickyj3571
      @nickyj3571 11 місяців тому +1

      @@thesecdef4865 they couldn't make a good show like this even if they tried now. Something about show's and movies from late 80s and early 90s just had a different feel

  • @briangillespey2797
    @briangillespey2797 Рік тому +198

    The law offices of Haagen and Dazs line kills me

    • @martingarcia4373
      @martingarcia4373 Рік тому +4

      How about the law office of Ben & Jerry's?

    • @xxxhq2805
      @xxxhq2805 Рік тому +2

      ​@@martingarcia4373 doesn't sound like a law office, unlike Häagen and Dazs, which is what made the joke that much better, it really sounded like a law firm

    • @voradownz
      @voradownz Рік тому +1

      Yea and he pronounces it like Hog-gin and dazs, i think. A pun on pork

    • @denacequintana3142
      @denacequintana3142 Рік тому +2

      ​@@voradownz Bundy was savage AF.

    • @richardharepax123
      @richardharepax123 11 місяців тому

      I think of it every time I see that ice cream

  • @Bram25
    @Bram25 6 років тому +692

    "How dare you say that in my face?!"
    I would say it behind your back, but my car only has half a tank of gas.
    The.Best.Line.In. A. Comedy. EVER!

    • @kushdubey1111
      @kushdubey1111 4 роки тому

      I didn't get it. Please explain

    • @PSYCHOV3N0M
      @PSYCHOV3N0M 3 роки тому +32

      @@kushdubey1111 You're joking right???
      He implied she's so fat that he doesn't have enough gas in his car to drive around her fat body in order to reach behind her back.

    • @mirceaalexandrescu5552
      @mirceaalexandrescu5552 2 роки тому +3

      Epic 😂😂😂😂

    • @Rj-yr1br
      @Rj-yr1br 2 роки тому +1

      I agree

    • @jacksonmehoff4963
      @jacksonmehoff4963 2 роки тому

      For sure best ever !!

  • @binggo9783
    @binggo9783 Рік тому +34

    Please bring this show back, society needs it

  • @guitaoist
    @guitaoist 3 місяці тому +5

    “Youre asking alot of the sun”
    I died

  • @Grinlathak
    @Grinlathak 6 років тому +344

    Modern family can't even begin to touch this level of funny.

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 2 роки тому +7

      But Futurama could. Sons of Anarchy, not so much.

    • @Olderaccount17
      @Olderaccount17 2 роки тому +4

      Or any level for that matter.

    • @gerardmcmillan8591
      @gerardmcmillan8591 2 роки тому +9

      2 different types of comedy.

    • @annaal7480
      @annaal7480 2 роки тому +2

      @@gerardmcmillan8591 never liked it, always thought it was rough and making fun of people is not funny. Typical bully.

    • @kevincaruthers5412
      @kevincaruthers5412 2 роки тому +12

      @@annaal7480 Yet certain groups are now allowed to make fun of certain groups with zero backlash.
      It is not that society has changed to a more polite place.
      Society just changed who you could make fun of without consequence.
      .
      It is interesting some people think I was talking about 'white' people.
      Isn't it?

  • @JesusChrist-xb7jq
    @JesusChrist-xb7jq Рік тому +850

    I actually own a NO MA’AM shirt.
    A young girl at work got “offended” by it. Mission complete.

    • @zxKAOS1
      @zxKAOS1 Рік тому +27

      She could've just countered with a FANG shirt of her own :D

    • @damageincorporatedmetal43v73
      @damageincorporatedmetal43v73 Рік тому +6

      Cheese & Rice !!!

    • @KarlaHolland
      @KarlaHolland Рік тому +7

      Maybe if you gave her context for the shirt, she wouldn't have been so offended

    • @JesusChrist-xb7jq
      @JesusChrist-xb7jq Рік тому +23

      @@KarlaHolland I did. Her reply was “so because it is from a tv show, I’m not supposed to be offended?”.

    • @gen4john660
      @gen4john660 Рік тому +16

      I wore one on base in the Navy and was reprimanded.

  • @AaronLakes-ge9su
    @AaronLakes-ge9su 9 місяців тому +4

    Ed O'Neill is the greatest TV comedian since Red Foxx and they're both still the best today also al Bundy is the best ❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @check1mate1
    @check1mate1 8 місяців тому +3

    "Congratulations Marcy, I didn't know you were expecting." OUTRAGEOUS!!! 🙂

  • @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz
    @zZrEtRiBuTiOnZz 6 років тому +34

    "Hey, did you miss me?"
    "With every bullet so far..." 😂😂

  • @CaseysTrains
    @CaseysTrains 6 років тому +548

    I almost forgot how savage Al Bundy was. Damn I need to watch this again.

    • @butchpfaf4358
      @butchpfaf4358 6 років тому +4

      Nicholette Casey Savagly funny!!If you have man child,raise him in the Bundy tradition,lest he turn out gender fluid!

    • @deandoxtator7137
      @deandoxtator7137 6 років тому +3

      Nicholette Casey wish I had a wife like u to watch it with

    • @ishyreddi13
      @ishyreddi13 6 років тому +7

      I don’t know Niles the Butler from the Nanny pretty close 😂

    • @spadeghostvampire666
      @spadeghostvampire666 2 роки тому +1

      Hulu

    • @sillywillie5076
      @sillywillie5076 2 роки тому +3

      @@deandoxtator7137 smooth...

  • @richardjensen7186
    @richardjensen7186 Рік тому +61

    How we need shows like this (that, sadly, could not be made today). Ed's facial expressions when delivering most of his zingers was 2/3 of the fun! Brilliant writing and brilliant delivery by all members of the cast.

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 5 місяців тому

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

    • @peterriverajr6899
      @peterriverajr6899 11 днів тому

      Why would you think that this show couldn't be made today

  • @rogerdavis9962
    @rogerdavis9962 Рік тому +4

    I love my generation...POSITIVE VIBES TO ALL OF YOU OUT THERE

  • @ElZo1212o
    @ElZo1212o 2 роки тому +358

    My favorite part of all this is that when he insults Marcie, Jefferson laughs. EVERY TIME.

    • @aaronwhalen6433
      @aaronwhalen6433 2 роки тому +34

      One of the best jokes in the show is when Jefferson is looking for Marcy in a line for Santa.... he shakes a few little boys and asks "Marcy"? lmfao. Cracks me up everytime.

    • @Crash-Rest-Yummy
      @Crash-Rest-Yummy 2 роки тому +2

      @@aaronwhalen6433 looool

    • @whosyourdaddy842
      @whosyourdaddy842 2 роки тому +9

      It's a pity for old Jefferson. He's known as a show killer. Every show he winds up on dies within a year or two. I actually don't mind watching him. He's pretty funny in a few of the shows he's been in that I've seen.

    • @OwlGreene
      @OwlGreene Рік тому +9

      The real joke was that Marcie was f**k**g hot, tho.

    • @adammatlack4667
      @adammatlack4667 Рік тому +2

      @@OwlGreene I was thinking that too. The only thing Al was right about was that she did look a little bit like a boy.

  • @ddelaney712
    @ddelaney712 6 років тому +124

    The days before political correctness. Bliss.

    • @bmoshareholderappleshareho855
      @bmoshareholderappleshareho855 2 роки тому +2

      I was watching an episode of Taxi once. This young couple were on a taxi date. All of a sudden the girl blurts out, "If you had a car, we wouldn't be here." Then the guy retorted, "If I had a car, I wouldn't be with you. I would be with Wendy".

    • @bobbydouglass1813
      @bobbydouglass1813 Місяць тому

      sad, isn't it

  • @aligreen1462
    @aligreen1462 Рік тому +10

    Just seeing Al Bundy in the scene. You just knew he was gonna pull out a legendary one liner. As the show ages it just gets better and better.

  • @sinoverlord409
    @sinoverlord409 9 місяців тому +8

    One of the best shows ever, they will never make shows like this ever again

  • @zombiedodge1426
    @zombiedodge1426 2 роки тому +331

    I saw an interview with Ed O'Neill in which he says the other actors reading for the part of Al Bundy played him angry and constantly on edge, like Jackie Gleason in The Honeymooners. Ed decided to portray him like one of his uncles, who acted completely beaten down by life and dead inside, and it worked.

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 2 роки тому +6

      His portrayal of a mercenary in"The Dogs of War" carried the entire movie.

    • @topher3127
      @topher3127 2 роки тому +8

      I saw a video of this, they asked the other actors to react when the dog got hit by a car. All angry. But Ed, was like "Where's my dinner"

    • @JT_8283
      @JT_8283 2 роки тому +1

      I'm the 69th liker

    • @naughtyvalues
      @naughtyvalues 2 роки тому +8

      I’m so glad Ed got the part, nobody else could have brought that character to life

    • @zombiedodge1426
      @zombiedodge1426 2 роки тому +1

      @@doughesson His *most* iconic performance is in "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane" as Lt. Amos, former lead singer of Disco Express, the only white disco band that mattered.

  • @JamestheXennial
    @JamestheXennial 2 роки тому +61

    "Would that be the law offices of Häagen and Dazs?" Always loved that one.

  • @7477238
    @7477238 Рік тому +15

    The best is when Jefferson would laugh every time Marcy got insulted.

  • @carlosdcardona5676
    @carlosdcardona5676 Рік тому +51

    Back when shows were still funny and, when people still had a sense of humor in this country!!!

    • @dynaztycrashdiet
      @dynaztycrashdiet Рік тому +4

      Same here in the UK. Can't say anything now without someone crying.

    • @Axlenut
      @Axlenut Рік тому +1

      Nothing on tv anymore that I actually look forward to watching once a week, except Supercross

    • @ritadonnelly8820
      @ritadonnelly8820 Рік тому

      omg now you said it that's a fact

  • @bjusticeforever
    @bjusticeforever 2 роки тому +1088

    Much respect for he large ladies who acted opposite of Al. They took his insults and performed admirably.

    • @heywoodjerbloume
      @heywoodjerbloume 2 роки тому +48

      Love how Al shames the fatties.

    • @greenderp
      @greenderp 2 роки тому +45

      it seemed like they had the same lady come in to the shoe store a couple of times lol

    • @joeyjamison5772
      @joeyjamison5772 2 роки тому +45

      @@greenderp She was a glutton for punishment. Actually, she was probably a glutton for most anything!

    • @scottheaton8469
      @scottheaton8469 2 роки тому +77

      "Does this dress make me look fat?"
      "No, it's the fat that makes you look fat."

    • @psychedelicfright85
      @psychedelicfright85 2 роки тому +96

      How dare you say that to my face! "Well I'd say it behind your back, but my car only has a half a tank of gas." Lol. That one is just priceless.

  • @driftlesstroutdude7100
    @driftlesstroutdude7100 6 років тому +213

    Al Bundy is the man the world needs in these dark times. NO MA'AM

    • @mazulauf
      @mazulauf 2 роки тому +7

      National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood

    • @albundy6008
      @albundy6008 2 роки тому +4

      I still proudly wear my NO MA'AM T-shirt!!

  • @adampovi3929
    @adampovi3929 9 місяців тому +8

    One of my favorites shows. Al was a beast! 😂😂😂

  • @handyandy8931
    @handyandy8931 7 місяців тому +3

    Wow do I miss that kind of comedy!!! I Havnt laughed that hard in a while !!

    • @tommythecooldudescan
      @tommythecooldudescan 8 днів тому +1

      Well one day when I make my own movies and shows. I'm going to bring that style of comedy back. I'm not afraid of those people. I don't care what they say. I'll bring back that style of comedy. But at least The Bundy's are coming back.

  • @malelonewolf80
    @malelonewolf80 6 років тому +106

    Love how Jefferson laughs at Al´s jokes behind Marcys back.

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 5 років тому +10

      I think Ted McGinley was laughing legitimately.

  • @gavinsouza8019
    @gavinsouza8019 2 роки тому +177

    "with every bullet so far" has to be one of the best dime drops in human history when it comes to insults

    • @bradclendening8082
      @bradclendening8082 2 роки тому +5

      I lived with a girlfriend who Said that to me and I almost died laughing

    • @robertcolontonio7775
      @robertcolontonio7775 Рік тому

      That was one of my favorite lines from the show, the other favorite line was "Women. can't live with em can't leave em out the woods for dead."

    • @DBarns7
      @DBarns7 Рік тому +5

      That was a witty one. The other was when the heavy woman at the beach said she wanted an all over tan. Al replied: 'Well, you're asking a lot of the sun.'. I was in stitches with that one.

  • @glennboyd7049
    @glennboyd7049 Рік тому +4

    Mr Alphonse Bundy: The Man. The Myth. The Legend. We need his words of wisdom more now than ever before!

  • @carmenchaparro7744
    @carmenchaparro7744 2 місяці тому +1

    This show is hilarious. My favorite of all time. Al Bundy is the man

  • @billrafferty6552
    @billrafferty6552 2 роки тому +2091

    He’d be canceled in a quarter of a second today but in my opinion he’s one of the funniest characters of all time.

    • @mikeivey7167
      @mikeivey7167 2 роки тому +93

      Shows like this would NOT even be considered by the networks for airing! Greatest SITCOM EVER!

    • @jefflancaster4423
      @jefflancaster4423 2 роки тому +68

      He also scored 4 touchdowns in a single game at Polk high. Formed no MA'AM. Married a true babe and raised a true babe. Y'all please don't be hating on me and tell me Al Bundy is not a real person. Just like this years 40th birthday party where my drunken cousin told me Santa is not real .The spirit of Al Bundy lives within all of us.

    • @schven0112
      @schven0112 2 роки тому +18

      That's why I don't watch much tv today. And stopped watching "The Simpsons" Pussy's have taken over.

    • @freddie-fucknmercury891
      @freddie-fucknmercury891 2 роки тому +30

      @@jefflancaster4423 he's quick with a gun, but he loves his son. Psy-cho Dad!

    • @jefflancaster4423
      @jefflancaster4423 2 роки тому +5

      @@freddie-fucknmercury891 he shot his wife cause she had cold. But she was getting old. Psycho Dad!

  • @ayankabroad3239
    @ayankabroad3239 6 років тому +38

    "Well I'd say it behind your back, but my car's only got half a tank of gas!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @andrew.l.5493
    @andrew.l.5493 Рік тому +9

    Ed O''Neill really nails it. You couldn't get away with a lot of that these days. Classic!

  • @imnoscholar3157
    @imnoscholar3157 2 роки тому +24

    Peggy: "did you miss me?"
    Al: "with every bullet I got"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @theshagster19
    @theshagster19 2 роки тому +282

    "I want a balloon"
    " You already got one"
    Man that line never gets old

    • @marciaspiegel5280
      @marciaspiegel5280 2 роки тому +5

      One of the best!!!

    • @cesarramos1038
      @cesarramos1038 Рік тому

      What would Al Bundy say about Lizzo

    • @cesarramos1038
      @cesarramos1038 Рік тому

      What will Al Bundy say about Lizzo

    • @cesarramos1038
      @cesarramos1038 Рік тому

      I only have

    • @Leapyrbabe
      @Leapyrbabe Рік тому +1

      “Might I suggest Jenny Craig?” Back in the days when the number was 🎶 “1-800-[insert 2 digit year] Jenny 🎶

  • @thearmyflyer4905
    @thearmyflyer4905 Рік тому +1

    Please bring this back with no holds barred. Married with Grandchildren!

  • @lastoutlaw9716
    @lastoutlaw9716 Рік тому

    How can they dislike this, who is the man for a good laugh, al bundy

  • @Englishsea24
    @Englishsea24 Рік тому +50

    "Did you miss me?"
    "With every bullet so far"😂
    That was my fave one

    • @broncos8664
      @broncos8664 Рік тому +4

      Lol I died laughing

    • @lijo4518
      @lijo4518 Рік тому +1

      These never get old

    • @falcon4548
      @falcon4548 Рік тому

      Al .. what’s that toilet have that I don’t? A job ! 😂😂😂😂

  • @cklindo4646
    @cklindo4646 2 роки тому +111

    I remember really looking up to Al Bundy when I was 12. I still do at 43

    • @joe_hoeller_chicago
      @joe_hoeller_chicago 2 роки тому +3

      Be like Al. Ask yourself, “What would Al do?”, and just do that.

    • @gpweaver
      @gpweaver 2 роки тому +2

      The older I've gotten, the more I've realized how right Al Bundy was.
      The strange thing is, the Bundys were one of the most realistic and functional families on television.

    • @RoyAnderson
      @RoyAnderson 2 роки тому +3

      Shout out to another 43 year old! Isn’t it crazy to be us right now? What a world.

    • @cklindo4646
      @cklindo4646 2 роки тому

      @@RoyAnderson Yeah, it's crazy. I am happy that I saw technology evolve, the turn of the Century, and most of all the Music of the 80s.

    • @TonyTone1
      @TonyTone1 2 роки тому

      How could you look up to a loser Shoe Salesman role, that didn’t love his wife or didn’t wanted to make love to her etc. I sure wouldn’t want to be like him in real life.

  • @mikeivey7167
    @mikeivey7167 5 місяців тому +1

    Greatest Sit Com. EVER! Bring Bundy Back!

  • @lizzieadams
    @lizzieadams Рік тому +8

    This show was so hilarious. I love Al Bundy. 🤣🤣🤣He had da best comeback lines & jokes.

  • @Dirtbiker-guy
    @Dirtbiker-guy Рік тому +186

    "Well I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got a half tank of gas" Yep, I miss this show.

    • @lijo4518
      @lijo4518 Рік тому +5

      Classic 👍

    • @pauljohnsen
      @pauljohnsen Рік тому +3

      Love the one. Put a bag over ski mask. Lol😂

    • @GerritDeSmedt
      @GerritDeSmedt Рік тому +3

      omg thank you. I'm not native english & that line went to fast to comprehend.
      Haven't laughed so hard since .. well.. this show was on ^^

    • @RyanWeber794
      @RyanWeber794 Рік тому +1

      well take a gander in the seat next to you if you wanna see what your future looks like

    • @danaabel1049
      @danaabel1049 Рік тому +4

      I also liked the 1 that goes like this:
      (Lady) "And where do you think you're going?? Aren't you open??"
      (Al) "Sorry, Ma'am, but unlike your mouth, we occasionally close."

  • @raulsantos5670
    @raulsantos5670 6 років тому +36

    That program will go down in history as one the best tv shows ever. MARRIED WITH CHILDREN RULES!!!!

  • @aDzey.
    @aDzey. 7 місяців тому +3

    Al Bundy is an absolute legend!!! Always loved him since i was 13 :D

  • @EvanWest-ti8lr
    @EvanWest-ti8lr Рік тому +1

    Having every episode is an expression of my love for AL Bundy

  • @mjojco
    @mjojco 2 роки тому +82

    Al Bundy, Fred Sanford, Archie Bunker and George Jefferson... my favorites growing up 😂

    • @JoMagic-ny8zu
      @JoMagic-ny8zu 2 роки тому +2

      Don't forget Night Court?! They had humor and I enjoyed watching Dan always looking for action. He was funny and smooth...🤣👍

    • @ClassicGuy57
      @ClassicGuy57 2 роки тому +1

      If those four crossed over in a show, it would offensive and funny. We’d all be laughing so hard.

    • @ClassicGuy57
      @ClassicGuy57 2 роки тому

      @@JoMagic-ny8zu Dan was my favourite. He makes the list.

    • @ClassicGuy57
      @ClassicGuy57 2 роки тому +1

      @Pastor Craig JJ wasn’t really offensive when compared to Al, Fred, Archie, George and even Dan.

    • @luedanger561
      @luedanger561 Рік тому +2

      I'm a 90s kid so I have Red Foreman and Uncle Phil on my list

  • @RedLeader327
    @RedLeader327 2 роки тому +140

    Al Bundy is one of the greatest TV dads ever. The 80s/90s were wild.

  • @lisaterry2387
    @lisaterry2387 Рік тому +31

    OMG, I am crying from laughing so hard!! He is brilliant! His timing and delivery are impeccable!! Not only is he naturally funny, he is also a classically trained actor who was on Broadway!!

  • @TheNecessaryEvil
    @TheNecessaryEvil 2 роки тому +14

    “Hey, do I come to the Hag Shop and bother you when you’re workin?” 😂

  • @tvojslauf
    @tvojslauf 6 років тому +318

    Al Bundy....the Chuck Norris of anti feminism.

    • @courte28
      @courte28 5 років тому +15

      Petey Pete Al Bundy: The Bruce Lee Of Shade.

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 2 роки тому +1

      Hate to be “that guy” but not really. Al loves strong women or he wouldn’t be with Peg. He just doesn’t like pretenders/fakers (fat people claiming they’re skinny, Marcy mimicking male behavior to succeed in her job etc.).

    • @Nightdare
      @Nightdare 2 роки тому +3

      @@magicmulder
      A Oprah/bon-bon/shopping channel addicted donothing leach is considered a "strong woman" these days??

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 2 роки тому

      @@Nightdare Well who wears the pants in the Bundy house? Certainly not Al.

    • @Nightdare
      @Nightdare 2 роки тому

      @@magicmulder
      Still doesn't make Peggy a "strong woman"

  • @stephen9302
    @stephen9302 Рік тому +23

    Jefferson laughing at Al's jokes behind Marcie's back in PRICELESS

  • @JohnSmith-kd6ip
    @JohnSmith-kd6ip 21 день тому +1

    I used to love that show in the 90s. This show certainly couldn't be made today.

  • @parkesc7832
    @parkesc7832 6 років тому +22

    "I'd say it behind your back but my car only has 1/2 tank of gas!"
    LMAO

  • @chuckfinlay6093
    @chuckfinlay6093 6 років тому +158

    Al Bundy is by far the best character on tv and Ed O’Neil is one of thy most underrated actors we will ever know. Out standing work sir.

    • @thasco4010
      @thasco4010 2 роки тому

      I probably won't get an answer from a 3yr old post but what's makes him underrated? He got some an emmy or 2. I dont get the Underrated tag.

    • @anthonylaspisa6992
      @anthonylaspisa6992 2 роки тому +2

      Hands down to Al Bundy I'll use some of them on my wife

    • @johnnyhubbs1374
      @johnnyhubbs1374 2 роки тому +2

      One tw there four, your gonna fall through the floor

    • @anthonylaspisa6992
      @anthonylaspisa6992 2 роки тому +2

      Thanks guys for all your post my favorite one is honey do you miss me with every bullet so far that's the best one you got to love that one

    • @vitkomusic6624
      @vitkomusic6624 2 роки тому +1

      He is not underrated.. He is cool still. Rolling in modern family.

  • @sonnybedez7040
    @sonnybedez7040 7 місяців тому +1

    I’m 43 and miss this show so much,
    Glad we have the reruns

  • @ericdrews742
    @ericdrews742 Рік тому +1

    I stayed up late to catch this sit-com, helped me work through my Major Depressive Disorder Re- acurent...

  • @qs4177
    @qs4177 2 роки тому +768

    Bundy is hilarious but you've got to give the actresses (large ladies) credit for going on tv to be insulted. It shows they had a great sense of humor.

    • @lan2959
      @lan2959 2 роки тому +20

      The could get insulted in better places than his.😁

    • @profcastle
      @profcastle 2 роки тому +60

      *shows they appreciate money

    • @coreypolite9831
      @coreypolite9831 2 роки тому +117

      Also that they had thicker skin (no pun intended) than the whiny crybabies in the world today.

    • @RM-vb9nz
      @RM-vb9nz 2 роки тому +13

      $..

    • @TRG29338
      @TRG29338 2 роки тому +30

      Fat actors knew what they were getting into lol

  • @Bart848
    @Bart848 6 років тому +191

    A feminist worst nightmare

  • @CottonKandyCake
    @CottonKandyCake Рік тому +4

    The chicken jokes get me every freaking time

  • @Backyardmech1
    @Backyardmech1 Рік тому +19

    Even back then the producers weren’t sure the show would survive with the type of humor and the whole dynamic. 😂 I’m as happy as Al at the Jiggly Room they pleased us all they went through with it.

  • @michaelsanchez8519
    @michaelsanchez8519 2 роки тому +50

    “If I was the mailman I’d be having your wife!” 😂
    👌 excellent execution

  • @chadconway927
    @chadconway927 Рік тому +1

    What a great show. Al Bundy made it great

  • @Nick-lu5sg
    @Nick-lu5sg Рік тому

    Oh man, my elementary days waiting for the clock to hit 4 just so I can run home and catch an episode. Those days were the best

  • @jamescrawford8232
    @jamescrawford8232 2 роки тому +148

    Damn I miss this show. Al's brutal humor is what the world needs now

    • @999Patriots
      @999Patriots 2 роки тому +1

      Too many snowflakes would complain.

    • @jamescrawford8232
      @jamescrawford8232 2 роки тому

      @@999Patriots fuck 'em, all the damn snowflakes can go be offended together in their own little country, can even call it Snowflakia so they know where to go, lol

    • @reginaldlevesque6988
      @reginaldlevesque6988 2 роки тому +1

      Al Bundy is too good for this world...

    • @eyeconqueror1185
      @eyeconqueror1185 Рік тому

      @@999Patriots there’s always an audience

  • @mattchris83
    @mattchris83 6 місяців тому +3

    I love how everytime Bundy roasts Marcy, Jefferson starts cackling in the background.

  • @tobywilliams5630
    @tobywilliams5630 7 місяців тому +3

    This is still the best humor around!!! love it

  • @sydbarrett5975
    @sydbarrett5975 Рік тому +225

    "It's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat." Haha classic Al. Dude was the best.

  • @anthonyquarles7647
    @anthonyquarles7647 2 роки тому +250

    This was one of the funniest shows ever 😂 🤣

  • @paulkowalik9604
    @paulkowalik9604 Рік тому +2

    My favorite show growing up.

  • @bryangore5643
    @bryangore5643 8 місяців тому +3

    Married with children was in a class by itself it is a legendary sitcom you knew when you watched the show you was going to die from laughing so hard i loved the whole cast even the dog

  • @privategramcracker01
    @privategramcracker01 6 років тому +26

    I love it when Jefferson laughs behind Marcy's back.